Massive Game of Caravan Conkers! | Top Gear

[@SuperPiggy8]

*puts on goggles* 'There we go, now I feel perfectly save about being hit in the face with a caravan.'

[@dantheoddbrit]

comes up with moving into a caravan

[@erikschiller7210]

That was hilarious!

[@colbareno9653]

I read your comment right as he said it!

[@yeetboi5272]

indie that’s not what he said. Maybe invest in a pair of hearing aids?

[@KaladinVegapunk]

What's funny is that whole thing was just a rumor There was a championship and a headmaster brought goggles as a joke Health and safety never got involved There was schools that banned it feeling that it could be weapons, or harmful to kids with nut allergies (the latter being irrelevant since they wouldn't have any effect) In rewatching this after so many years I did some research since I'd never even heard of conkers haha

[@valpolichshuk8553]

"that's ok, it's better than working in a bank."

[@RK-sv8op]

I work in a Bank 😭

[@evancain4906]

@rex ritz. I’m sorry for the state of your existence.

[@RK-sv8op]

@@evancain4906 thnx fr understanding man

[@DeathPerMinute]

@@RK-sv8op well someone has to. Thank you for your service

[@witaliskubis6546]

Great conversation I can se over there :-)

[@L.A.97.]

Richard: ''James, we are grown men... James: ''Yes, I know... Richard: ...but we're playing Conckers with caravans.'' James: That's okay. It's better than working at a bank.'' LOL! :D

[@THE_CARBON]

:troll:

[@TailsFan369no2]

My argument against most antibronies

[@Glowingeyes99]

@@TailsFan369no2 wtf

[@AMS.56-87]

13 years ago is crazy

[@sinktoucan]

15years later and these guys are still bloody legends

[@JPastorius3]

Disappointing Jeremy wasn't in this, I'm sure he'd have loaded one with dynamite

[@princecharon]

That's why they didn't let him play.

[@futurecat]

He would have overdone it, like the Germans on their France vacation in 1939.

[@Orion3741]

No he would have had a go at the opposition using a hammer.

[@ps2bndled]

Jeremy: Kaboom? James/Richard: Yes, Clarkson. Kaboom.

[@Private.Willie.Stroker]

Loaded the kids or the caravans..?

[@adamdalsheim1102]

Best job in the world

[@anthonybanks9266]

!!!mmk !!kkKooJkksssxa

[@matthew_natividad]

Do u need a degrees for this?

[@muzibourrehman7708]

+matthew natividad no

[@thebassics2478]

Better than working for a bank.

[@haydenknowles5476]

Adam Dalsheim

[@koncretekahunask8]

Conkers is a traditional British children's game played using the seeds of horse-chestnut trees - the name 'conker' is also applied to the seed and to the tree itself. The game is played by two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns striking each other's conker until one breaks.

[@cornparade6874]

Thank you wikipedia

[@spacepirateivynova]

So, would filling my caravan conker with cement be considered cheating? :D

[@FLAME4564]

+ReddmanDGZ probbly not. Caravan conkers as Richard and James said is dependant in the choosing on Caravans of various weights and sizes.

[@user-kn4ce8mw4k]

yes it would

[@Oceanic2409]

Well your Caravan would break under the weight

[@nicolaeradian5329]

Grim Dark End so it went

[@scottowens398]

Nah, just as long as the crane can lift it, you're fine.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

I feel like one of the most important parts is hitting the opponent with the bottom of your conker, where there's a metal frame, as opposed to the lighter and weaker walls and ceiling

[@Lofi.z34]

TopGear loves to destroy caravans.

[@leopoldproductions2642]

they hate caravanning they went once but their caravan set on fire

[@hamirthapar6788]

When did you catch up on that????

[@QurttoRco]

All brits hate them

[@kiouwax]

no shit sherlock

[@gabyrivera3807]

kiouwax

[@williamangel4370]

I have no idea what "conkers" is but it's my new favorite game ha

[@leoja4578]

+william angel How have you never heard of it?!

[@williamangel4370]

+Leo Tapp the very first line is "now you may remember of the school yard game conkers ..." , then goes on to explain they would be playing it using the sky as a playground and caravans (campers if your from the US)

[@williamangel4370]

+Leo Tapp I have no idea, I'm going to blame small town childhood and not watching British TG enough till recently (it made me feel sad for my sheltered childhood, and foolish for not enough Top Gear early on), in my hometown if you say caravan US anything other than a Dodge it's blasphemous and you'll be burned at the stake at high noon while being shot by a guy on horseback with a Winchester

[@Cal97g]

It's a game where you get two chestnuts, stick a string in there and swing them at eachother till one breaks.

[@colbyzur4642]

Well if your from America like me some things are lost on you like no one outside of Wisconsin knows what a bubbler is

[@HeliosExeunt]

This was the first Top Gear clip I watched on KZbin through the search engine. I absolutely love it!

[@noshio7391]

Androgeos Exeunt hey

[@youngtoonfish6891]

We’re grown up men playing conkers with caravans... 😂 That’s why I love these guys, grown up 9 year olds with unlimited budget 😄

[@JetFalcon710]

They're all the world's oldest teenagers, and show that just because you're getting old doesn't mean you have to grow up

[@aryantokas527]

they just hate caravans don't they

[@Yadayadayada95]

Who doesn't?

[@owentdsthediamondswordmine390]

Obama me

[@emmalangston2924]

OwenTDS//The Diamond Sword Minecraft Vids mxmkdlodmmkd £#*÷*£#*£÷88£÷_₩9858747r7r77ririrjmnmzmzbxnb xiijďkdkjďij (mjđiifjjjif €€juudfiiif €=uùfu €$€$€/€€£77 you will #*

[@iSkully99]

What? Nooo, where did you get that idea?

[@SamnissArandeen]

Every time I hear the word "Conkers" I always think he's having a bad fur day.

[@cwtheking3771]

i hate this joke and its 8 years old

[@bentonlott6272]

@@cwtheking3771 I don't get this joke and it's 8 years and 2 weeks old

[@henryhunter9643]

@@bentonlott6272 There's a video game called Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[@Abhijeet-uk9cl]

Top gear must bring old guys back, these are the best episodes.

[@romeonijsse2359]

Grand tour is what its gonna be for a while bro

[@Spiritman65]

Knackers and Pikeys where crying watching this one lol

[@Taxandrya]

Lol "-There you go, now I feel perfectly happy to get hit in the face by a caravan. -That's okay, it's better than working at a bank." I love James comments! :D

[@jabbarakbar9159]

R : "It has a separate bathroom" M : "you got married? One for all, all for one mate" I miss the old top gear

[@bentonlott6272]

He said "you think I'm worried?" Can't always trust these youtube captions bruh

[@Xifihas]

Playing a classic children's game with heavy construction equipment and destroying caravans in the process. These guys had the best job in the world.

[@OriginalRanger84]

Cause you know fighting for those camping spots can get pretty aggressive out there!

[@ornolfurfr]

ah, now I know what type of caravan to use the next time I play Conkers 👍

[@spacepirateivynova]

If I have a 3-er, and you have a 9-er, and so long as they haven't been aged/shellac covered, soaked in various hardening agents, etc., that 9-er might be on its last legs while mine still has quite a bit of conk left in it :)

[@russelldelmet]

Are we still talking about the game?

[@raymondha1897]

Video is rendering should be out relatively soon :)

[@jayroban]

2:35 - 2:40 pretty much sums up their career. haha they have the best job ever.

[@menderfire9]

pliiif right on! Also "have to admit, beats hitching up behind a car and getting in everybody's way..."

[@SparxTheDragonfly]

They are brilliant, they are back next week

[@mannmedic5648]

My face lit up when I heard Parklife begin playing

[@vampshadz1807]

same

[@yepp5922]

lol hammond looks like bubbles from the trailer park boys with his goggles on

[@charonsferryold]

Except all the trailers are conkers.

[@erikschiller7210]

“ we are grown men playing caravan conkers”

[@WEStICE013]

truly the most entertaining show, every episode whether[sp?] is a repeat or not i enjoy watching!

[@shcnoozlebop]

1:45 i love hammond's face he's adorable lol

[@RobotwarsKing]

"Conkers" is an English playground game which involves tying horse chestnuts (Conkers) to string, and take turns hitting each other's conker. If a player's conker breaks from hitting or being hit, they lose. I used to play it myself, and I made my conkers stronger by soaking them in vinegar ^_^

[@nathanaellingerfelt6314]

"And it's the same here, but different..." Lol best one liner ever!

[@toddmoon602]

RIP Topgear

[@UnholyTingz]

Todd Moon true

[@carlbirtles4518]

2002-2014 Cue Jessica funeral version

[@rojo2298]

Iioo Oooo i

[@Irskaa]

Song heard in this clips is named Park Life by Blur

[@danielhultenius5506]

Best use of caravans ever, and should be the only use

[@MGProjekt-projekty-domow]

best automotive program in the world, and they have fun at work

[@44j44o44s44h44]

lucky to have lots of smart people on topgear

[@h2pMidnightStreamer]

they are bloody hell good TV show, and in my mind, GOAT of BBC

[@joef6115]

Things fall of trees called conkers, they are like round wooden balls, and people drill holes trough them and attach strings, then swing then at each other. They are about the size of a pingpong ball!

[@PepperPhoenix]

ah, now i did the salt-soak then bake them in the oven version. Loved conkers, i'd get dad to take me out to hunt them down.

[@thekingswit8109]

"yes a lifelong ambition ahieved!"

[@Vuurvogel2]

God I envy these guys... What a cracking job they have!

[@nlicky]

British kid's game turned into a bigger adult game with huge caravans. That's beautiful. Coming from an American, this really feels a lot like Mythbusters where they can toy around with huge things on their shows.

[@jacllewelyn5182]

"Now feel perfectly happy about being hit in the face with a caravan" 😂

[@lalalala19191]

This is really the best job in the world

[@jameso2610]

Seems like the best use of caravans

[@FearlessSpinner]

Best show ever! James is truly amazing!

[@1PartyBoy4Life1]

awesome been watching top gear sice it started

[@MrKoenBakker]

caravan + top gear = GENIUS

[@D0nnyB0y]

Try going to the Top Gear Website, they have all eps up to Series 10 in DVD

[@CPTNDutch]

at around 3:00 when James says "yes look!" he sounds so much like a little kid lol

[@olympicchamp2008]

brilliant i love caravan conkers!

[@lordomiotek]

Thank you top gear i was struggling so much to find which caravan to play conkers with

[@vampshadz1807]

i’m just freaking out because of parklife by blur in this

[@scottjocwu]

I checked with my provider, they don't carry the channel. I can't wait until my contract is up and I'm back to Direct TV, I had BBC with them.

[@calebstephens007]

look at how serious james is at 4:35 hahaha

[@ericmadsen7470]

Caravan Conkers. The next Olympic game.

[@FalenAnjel2]

They still have the best job in the world!!

[@NewtypeCommander]

Like when they played darts with cars, or when the Hamster hosted the first ever Car-lympics game with the Long Jump event.

[@StarBurstRastaman]

"Rating: No mature content" So true

[@Curlyheart]

But its rated M

[@scottjocwu]

Man, these guys are funny. I wish they were on in the U.S.

[@Anarchi23]

I can't imagine better job than theirs... :)

[@FireCrack83]

I want to play this all day

[@TriangleV]

This reminded me of “I can hear the realistic chuffing sound” from James’ Toy Stories

[@Aerolithe13]

the song at 3.30 is James Dooley - Three Strikes

[@センナ-h4c]

What a job to have! Messing around with ya mates and getting paid and becoming famous at the same time

[@helensipeli3241]

since when did you guys know your Caravans

[@Twiggy163]

Probably an old manual lying around. Only time when you read those.

[@GiyeokFan1997]

oh dear...

[@Ng.Vo24]

*Put on goggles* "There, now I'm feeling perfectly safe being hit in the face by a caravan." Top Gear's boys, you are UNBELIEVABLE.

[@sydneyrule]

the music is great

[@awsomeash12]

Richard "James we are grown men playing conkers with caravans" James "That's okay it's better than working at a bank" That made me ROFLCOPTER so hard!

[@lachlanhatcher9108]

3:45 that laugh though

[@jellofuel]

"There you go, and now I feel perfectly happy about being hit in the face with a Caravan." LMAO Brilliant!!! xD

[@mattrodgers7548]

I wish I could do this with caravans!

[@markit39]

best show ever

[@qpt0]

absolutely brilliant

[@FLAME4564]

nuthin more than typical carabashing top gear style XD HEHEEEH this is brilliance combined with genius C:

[@holyarch-kek9451]

"It's the same here, but different."

[@dobbythefreeelf9638]

You will be remembered

[@Fubius]

I love the way that they made a small regular fun game into something exciting and huge - so clever.... so stupidly awesome

[@Felix-nm6vn]

Put full episodes please

[@Honnesh1MD7595]

i actually had some conkers but its like a halloween package so its like 2 zombie heads with a string attached at the top and then u start swinging it and try to wack the other conker until it breaks and cause its its the conkers u buy the back will hav a small thing that flips out to show that u hav lost

[@whatting15]

Now the time for Reliant Robin Conkers and Morris Marina Conkers!

[@tommyisaboss]

they are, if you have the right satellite or cable provider, or you can find it with an antennae, and then you have to find what time its on in the U.S.

[@noah_aviation8845]

Two grown men playing conkers with caravans and giant cranes

[@thecrikster]

forget safety goggles, it 's my knuckles that always took the beating when playing conkers.

[@americaHUMVEES]

May, you do realize we are grown men playing conkers with caravans. so, it's better than working in a bank. LOL TOP GEAR IS SO FUNNY

[@topgeardog911]

ridding the world of caravans one caravan at a time lol

[@shcnoozlebop]

i love their games i'd kill to have their jobs lol

[@marcmischief]

at 3:45 Richard can be heard laughing very much like crusty the clown

[@AICabal]

Ahh the old past time of conkers.. I remember playing a lot with my Grandad, good times. These days kids play "stabbers" instead.

[@doran22]

lol that looks so funny i wanna try it

[@kineticdeath]

have seen this a few times over the years and I still have never worked out how if they had 3 vans each, why did james use a damaged van from the previous round in the last, seeing as hammond didnt use his damaged one from the first round. What did they do with that 6th unused caravan?

[@shcnoozlebop]

i want to play conkers now.

[@salemcripple]

Yeah, didn't think of that, lol.

[@lennic95]

The old fiberglass chesnut tree! LOL

[@ThePaxtonProductions]

I love the laws of physics!

[@thomasimon]

No, me monza!!! Top Gear: Best show ever

[@chewyRite2]

@ShyGuy236 conkers is a british originated game where the players find 'conkers' from under the conker tree (kinda like nuts, only they can smash to bits ;D) and swing them at each other. The person with the conker that lasts the most smashes wins. Don't rely on me though, I'm australian, and i've never palyed it...