Top Gear - lost in translation

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Matt Woodworth

Matt Woodworth

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@PastaRiiCe123
@PastaRiiCe123 6 жыл бұрын
"THEY'RE IN GIBBERISH. There's no point relying on this.I brought them as a joke for the viewer" i died
@fdpunchypops7814
@fdpunchypops7814 5 жыл бұрын
All though it's all set up its so funny.
@Mike-cy5jg
@Mike-cy5jg 5 жыл бұрын
You realize it's a comedy show sprinkled with cars? Who cares if the comedy is real, it's funny. ..
@kaihocompany
@kaihocompany 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheAtomicANetwork Although it might look that way because of the angle and low res camera there's no way to fake the shadows on them that well with a small budget.
@isaacclarkson2833
@isaacclarkson2833 5 жыл бұрын
AtomicA Network definitely not green screened it would have been pointless
@srt4788
@srt4788 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheAtomicANetwork mood killer
@enzofudo7872
@enzofudo7872 5 жыл бұрын
going to the *hardware store* i'd like a *crowbar of embrayage*
@Controldo
@Controldo 5 жыл бұрын
You mean *clutch lever* sir?
@shahancheong9792
@shahancheong9792 5 жыл бұрын
@@siysamuel DeDion Bouton , I think it's spelled.
@Sledgeh101
@Sledgeh101 5 жыл бұрын
That always cracks me up the way Clarkson emphasizes 'of EMbryage'
@oliverward6344
@oliverward6344 5 жыл бұрын
Always imagined it as embraillage?
@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers
@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't that one Gordon Freeman bloke have one of those?
@rodracer4567
@rodracer4567 5 жыл бұрын
"For taking the second speed, push rapidly at the crowbar forward without brutality. "
@TheWolvesCurse
@TheWolvesCurse 5 жыл бұрын
the crowbar of embrayage!
@DerFliegendeMocca
@DerFliegendeMocca 5 жыл бұрын
Guys, this is a life motto. For taking the second speed, push rapidly atthe crowbar forward without brutality. Trust me. 30% of time, it works everytime!
@KhairulFadzlyAKarim
@KhairulFadzlyAKarim 3 жыл бұрын
Hundred of years ago, this manual are written for them, at least Hammond not driving it, that will be prophetic.
@FarmersAreCool
@FarmersAreCool 2 жыл бұрын
Men had arm strength 100 years ago. Now some thing they are women.
@dialupdave6276
@dialupdave6276 2 жыл бұрын
@@DerFliegendeMocca what about the other 70%?
@123fourfive5
@123fourfive5 5 жыл бұрын
For those who dont know, Embrayage means clutch in french
@kotomile
@kotomile 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that. So the translator just.. skipped that word lol.
@123fourfive5
@123fourfive5 5 жыл бұрын
@@kotomile Dude. 10 years later and you're still active on your video. Props to you, man
@123fourfive5
@123fourfive5 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the clip
@AndorRadnai
@AndorRadnai 4 жыл бұрын
I will need that! Thank you very much!!!
@Grandtarkus
@Grandtarkus 4 жыл бұрын
And in spanish, clutch is "Embriague", little fun fact
@MichaelBradley1967
@MichaelBradley1967 6 жыл бұрын
"When you turn the handle, it *_will_* break your wrist" "You wot?"
@risxp
@risxp 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Bradley h
@josephwhite1371
@josephwhite1371 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Bradley h
@mr.pissshivers
@mr.pissshivers 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Bradley h
@laa0fa502
@laa0fa502 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Bradley h
@vyke2107
@vyke2107 5 жыл бұрын
Michael Bradley h
@airwick4u
@airwick4u 6 жыл бұрын
when you put your French assignment through google translate
@shAdOwstAlkEr945
@shAdOwstAlkEr945 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
@twistedyogert
@twistedyogert 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that happened.
@mr.snaplles5964
@mr.snaplles5964 4 жыл бұрын
Barath Vedant he said that it happened to him real life idiot he understood joke
@bvedant
@bvedant 4 жыл бұрын
@@mr.snaplles5964 just when I thought this comment thread couldn't get anymore dumber
@mr.snaplles5964
@mr.snaplles5964 4 жыл бұрын
Barath Vedant yeah it became pretty dumb when you commented
@waxwinged_hound
@waxwinged_hound 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jeremy's decision making skills. Giving up on the instructions and deciding to stand up in what is basically a fragile, rickety tractor and trying to use his own body as air resistance to slow it down.
@EltonBeatles
@EltonBeatles 2 жыл бұрын
His genius is almost frightening.
@mirurbin
@mirurbin Жыл бұрын
His genious generated gravity.
@TouchiestMetal
@TouchiestMetal Жыл бұрын
If you listen carefully you can hear his genius
@tbmofoulprinceromero
@tbmofoulprinceromero Жыл бұрын
Clarkson is such an aerodynamic genius. Remember Adrian Newey used to copy his Physics homework when they were at Repton.
@BlazeSkipper
@BlazeSkipper Жыл бұрын
As James may once said it's a good job he's not an airline pilot.
@casehamatojones1369
@casehamatojones1369 6 жыл бұрын
I can imagine Richards reaction if the vehicle *hadn’t* stopped; “Sadly, James and Jeremy are dead - anyway !”
@branting2
@branting2 5 жыл бұрын
Would have been the most ironic and peculiar thing in history to have him survive a 300+ mph dragster crash and them die going 15 mph.
@Oblio1942
@Oblio1942 5 жыл бұрын
can you imagine if hammond had been driving? Hed be upsidedown and on fire in switzerland by the halfway point
@rogehmarbi
@rogehmarbi 5 жыл бұрын
-anyway if you're interested to be a Top Gear presenter, send your application to Top Gear, BBC Television, 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TS. Now the new Porsche 911....
@sergeantpepper42
@sergeantpepper42 5 жыл бұрын
Well Brandon they’re laying on the ground, missing a few body parts and there brains have leaked out of their skulls. So that would be a no.
@52flyingbicycles
@52flyingbicycles 5 жыл бұрын
They should have cut right before the car stopped to Richards saying that, continued for a bit, then had them back in for the next scene without fanfare.
@DeadlyLazer
@DeadlyLazer 6 жыл бұрын
"I brought it as a joke for the viewers" Love Clarkson's honesty
@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560
@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 3 жыл бұрын
No replys?
@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560
@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 3 жыл бұрын
So sad
@035gogmofo6
@035gogmofo6 3 жыл бұрын
@@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 no life?
@035gogmofo6
@035gogmofo6 3 жыл бұрын
@@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 So sad
@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560
@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 3 жыл бұрын
@@035gogmofo6 no chill?
@annme_87
@annme_87 2 жыл бұрын
I think my favourite thing about James is that he could listen to Clarkson read that gibberish and actually figure out what he's meant to do.
@MrWolfSnack
@MrWolfSnack 2 жыл бұрын
HURL THE MOVER TIL HIS STARTING
@Troels_T_Kjoeller
@Troels_T_Kjoeller 2 жыл бұрын
Luckily James May is fluent in Gibberish.
@CaptainFryingpan
@CaptainFryingpan Жыл бұрын
James May, oaf-whisperer
@vibecheck663
@vibecheck663 Жыл бұрын
So could I, it's not hard
@jakehodgson443
@jakehodgson443 Жыл бұрын
​@@vibecheck663oohh get you tiger
@mishary2793
@mishary2793 7 жыл бұрын
"Without brutality" XD
@Proccito
@Proccito 6 жыл бұрын
Good thing Cpt Slow was driving!
@GuninGames
@GuninGames 5 жыл бұрын
Hurl the mover
@corbinedmonds1365
@corbinedmonds1365 4 жыл бұрын
It gives ALL its strength!
@Snookbone
@Snookbone 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck your XD, leave that shit in 2008
@klevino1179
@klevino1179 3 жыл бұрын
@@Snookbone why do you have to be rude
@volante8657
@volante8657 6 жыл бұрын
Clarkson rarely calls James "James" unless in a genuine fear of death. So driving this is more dangerous than climbing the Himalayas then😂
@Matt561
@Matt561 5 жыл бұрын
It's like when the Toybota was sinking and he called Hammond, Richard
@ReachForTheSky
@ReachForTheSky 5 жыл бұрын
@@Matt561 Richard... Richard... Richard...!
@MHScrat
@MHScrat 5 жыл бұрын
@@Matt561 I have been looking, and I can't find this episode? Is that a misspelling of Toyota, or did you mean Toybota xD
@aaronm1246
@aaronm1246 5 жыл бұрын
@@MHScrat kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJ2Wk6aCbLOVpM0 Jeremy calls it the Toybota
@qiaolinhuang1229
@qiaolinhuang1229 5 жыл бұрын
IIRC in the Polar Special he shouted "Nooo,,,,James! " whiles James took out a bottle of wine in the tent
@hbk4eva1000
@hbk4eva1000 5 жыл бұрын
This is peak top gear James jumper Jeremy’s jokes
@astupidmidge
@astupidmidge 4 жыл бұрын
Hammond crashing
@berkkarsi
@berkkarsi Жыл бұрын
Perfect old Top Gear clip
@FurnishedIgloo
@FurnishedIgloo 9 ай бұрын
this is the one! the one the manufacturer literally asked him to stop wearing, lol
@BradBrother
@BradBrother 7 жыл бұрын
The crowbar of embrayage hahahaa
@johnn278
@johnn278 6 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious I know, me and a friend just randomly say it sometimes and burst out laughing.
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 6 жыл бұрын
I take embrayage at that description.
@melondude5597
@melondude5597 5 жыл бұрын
hull the mover!!!
@AR15.666
@AR15.666 5 жыл бұрын
Brad Charles free man would love to use the crowbar if embrayage.
@232nightowl
@232nightowl 5 жыл бұрын
@@AR15.666 and rapidly without brutality
@JeanLuc5000
@JeanLuc5000 14 жыл бұрын
When it is raised up again, IT GAINS ALL ITS STRENGTH!
@gustavkjellin4436
@gustavkjellin4436 3 жыл бұрын
damn you commented this in 2011
@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
@EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 3 жыл бұрын
Thats what she said
@VegitoBlueYT
@VegitoBlueYT 3 жыл бұрын
POWER
@DixieOverland
@DixieOverland 3 жыл бұрын
My next tattoo!
@FarmersAreCool
@FarmersAreCool 2 жыл бұрын
@Billy The Goat What do we raise children to be above when we say we raise children up?
@hellzila
@hellzila 4 жыл бұрын
" I brought them as a joke for the viewer" I can confirm I was amused
@vaughnsigal4560
@vaughnsigal4560 6 жыл бұрын
For making the carriage walking at the first speeds
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 6 жыл бұрын
Vaughn Sigal Hurl the mover till his starting.
@AdamantJHS
@AdamantJHS 6 жыл бұрын
Take back the drag of the wheel backward crowbar of the right and take completely and progressively back the crowbar of embriage...
@visionist7
@visionist7 5 жыл бұрын
@@AdamantJHS WITHOUT BRUTALITY
@shivas3003
@shivas3003 3 жыл бұрын
@@visionist7 YES !
@AhDollar
@AhDollar Жыл бұрын
for making the carriage completely stopped, when it goes at 15 kilometers an hour, take abruptly the crowbar of embrayage
@jacobhise8044
@jacobhise8044 4 жыл бұрын
For making the carriage walking at the first speed, take back the drag of the wheel backward crowbar of the right, and take completely and progressively back the crowbar of *embrayage* to you, while you keep the direction of... hurl the mover, until his starting. For taking the second speed, push rapidly at the crowbar forward, without brutality. When it is raised up again, *IT GAINS ALL ITS STRENGTH!* For making the carriage completely stopped, when it goes at fifteen kilometres an hour, take abruptly the crowbar of embrayage...when you are in first speed, JAMES WE’RE GOING TO BE KILLED!
@adrielsebastian5216
@adrielsebastian5216 2 жыл бұрын
MAKE IT STOOOOPPP!!!
@ministerievanstudiecollege5788
@ministerievanstudiecollege5788 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I Google Translated this to French and back to English again: "To roll the cart in first gear, take the rear wheel drag from the right crowbar and bring the clutch crowbar fully and gradually towards you, while keeping the direction of... crank the engine, until it's gone. To shift into second gear, push the presser foot forward quickly, without being harsh. When he is revived, HE RECOVERS ALL ITS STRENGTH! To bring the car to a complete stop, when it's going fifteen miles an hour, jerk the crowbar out of the clutch... when you're in first gear, JAMES, WE'RE GOING TO KILL OURSELVES!" Honorable mention: *pathetic horn*
@EpicFishFingers
@EpicFishFingers 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda illustrates why people consider French a beautiful language, too
@hunterkiller1984
@hunterkiller1984 Жыл бұрын
I'm going to frame this.
@lyonvensa
@lyonvensa Жыл бұрын
The fact that you added "JAMES WE’RE GOING TO BE KILLED!" made me laugh uncontrollably for a good five minutes.
@ThePiquedPigeon
@ThePiquedPigeon 2 жыл бұрын
1:46 I love how the instructions say that you have to push the crowbar "without brutality". Either this is a warning against the flimsiness of the car, or a nod at how you would treat your carriage horses right so that you won't hurt them, and you had to treat your "horseless carriage" just as well.
@GaiusCaligula234
@GaiusCaligula234 2 жыл бұрын
No, it just means that you shouldn't do it to hard because the clutch will break, it had no synchromesh
@Coleman_H
@Coleman_H Жыл бұрын
@@GaiusCaligula234 cuts to James grinding the gearbox lol
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 10 ай бұрын
its good advice to treat all devices without brutality
@375-Productions
@375-Productions 3 жыл бұрын
The way Jeremy says "Make it STOP!!!" you could hear the terror and fear in his voice 😂
@pamelah6431
@pamelah6431 2 жыл бұрын
3:01 looks like a "Poo came out" moment. 😅
@Tea-oc3gh
@Tea-oc3gh Жыл бұрын
Then the pathetic horn
@Stonehopper1067HMG
@Stonehopper1067HMG Жыл бұрын
He did a skid steer in his trousers
@TheBarnem13
@TheBarnem13 7 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest Top Gear moments ever "HURL The mover till his starting"
@WarringFighter
@WarringFighter 2 жыл бұрын
clarkson using friction standing in a T-pose to stop the car the scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds
@gedhoughton9523
@gedhoughton9523 2 жыл бұрын
*drag… you moron
@TheDriver458
@TheDriver458 2 жыл бұрын
@@gedhoughton9523 drag is technically friction against the air
@AnthroGearhead
@AnthroGearhead Жыл бұрын
Quite terrifying
@joelouis-arena4061
@joelouis-arena4061 Жыл бұрын
That’s how the T-Ford was invented
@samjones7834
@samjones7834 4 жыл бұрын
“This was designed for someone with three arms and one leg.” *GENERAL GRIEVOUS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
@visionist7
@visionist7 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremyyy Claaarksoooon! *cough hack* You aaare a boooold one *cough wheeze*
@twistedyogert
@twistedyogert 2 жыл бұрын
@@visionist7 Your vehicle will make a fine edition to my collection!
@andyweuling
@andyweuling 13 жыл бұрын
my '98 civic has a crowbar of embriage
@Josh_Roberts
@Josh_Roberts 7 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@CoDWiiPS3Gameplay
@CoDWiiPS3Gameplay 6 жыл бұрын
andyweuling Do you have to push rapidly at it?
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 6 жыл бұрын
Please use it without brutality.
@Ultimatebeag
@Ultimatebeag 6 жыл бұрын
L O L
@OggaDugga
@OggaDugga 6 жыл бұрын
I am dead lmfaoooo
@AmityPost
@AmityPost 2 жыл бұрын
James's reaction when he realizes he is driving a priceless museum piece at top speed and has no idea how to stop. And then the double take when he realizes his only hope is Clarkson besides him accurately reading an instruction manual that doesn't make any sense. "We're going to be killed"
@0mn0m15
@0mn0m15 4 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to title it "Lost in Transmission."
@chriswilson2431
@chriswilson2431 2 жыл бұрын
Having had personal experience of driving a veteran car through London when other road users don’t give you any space or foolishly think you can stop like they can, I can sympathise completely. I always describe stopping a veteran car as towing a caravan with your modern car and only use half of the handbrakes full stopping power to stop the vehicle. What’s worse, is your thinking your going to crash but it’s all happening at around 20mph. I loved this clip.
@roadwarrior114
@roadwarrior114 2 жыл бұрын
I have a '70s Dutch moped, and this pretty much describes it.
@MrWolfSnack
@MrWolfSnack 2 жыл бұрын
How old are we talking? It's common sense in a car with drum brakes you need more time to stop. I have a 1998 dodge Durango and it has drum brakes - more modern ones than on a 40s, 50s, 60s car - but still. It will whine and roll with the pedal mashed down on rainy days. Just give yourself another 5ft stopping distance and decelerate before reaching the car.
@valiumdemon
@valiumdemon 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrWolfSnack 1998? brakes were pretty good back then... i think american cars were just still stuck in the 60's
@DimitarStanev
@DimitarStanev Жыл бұрын
@@MrWolfSnack veteran car usually means made before the end of ww1
@ivorharden
@ivorharden 3 жыл бұрын
2007 was another great year for this show, this season was superb. 2005 to 2014 was prime Top Gear.
@kotomile
@kotomile 15 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, glad I could help. I actually uploaded this so that the admins at my school (the Defense Language Institute) could use it as a piece showcasing the need for accurate translations versus word-for-word.
@kotomile
@kotomile 4 жыл бұрын
@jonny j good man, good. You?
@kanide5007
@kanide5007 4 жыл бұрын
@jonny j About a decade older i think
@VegitoBlueYT
@VegitoBlueYT 3 жыл бұрын
11 years ago you good fam
@kotomile
@kotomile 3 жыл бұрын
@@VegitoBlueYT good bro, you?
@VegitoBlueYT
@VegitoBlueYT 3 жыл бұрын
@@kotomile oh yk exams
@cesarg4328
@cesarg4328 5 жыл бұрын
2:49 Jeremy trying to brake with his own air resistance lmao. Amazing!
@bmc8319
@bmc8319 6 жыл бұрын
“James we’re going to be killed”
@Unirule
@Unirule 6 жыл бұрын
"You wot" -James May
@zodiac909
@zodiac909 6 жыл бұрын
"For making the carriage, walking at the first speed."
@jacklougheed4561
@jacklougheed4561 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the gleeful frolicking of a wild May in his natural habit. 0:34 for those curious
@ChodeMaster
@ChodeMaster 3 жыл бұрын
Gleeful? I think hes jumping because his wrist was in agony
@graboid78
@graboid78 5 жыл бұрын
2:54 Clarkson was genuinely scared MAKE IT STOP!!!
@bremCZ
@bremCZ 5 жыл бұрын
No he was fine. The roads are closed for filming and they drove the car before filming too. It's all for entertainment.
@NiallSlimDrew
@NiallSlimDrew 4 жыл бұрын
Brem I bet you’re fun at parties 😂 even if the roads of are closed, I still wouldn’t want to hit that T-Junction in top gear after I’d just pushed rapidly at the crowbar of embrayage without brutality
@restnyoni3064
@restnyoni3064 Жыл бұрын
Which season was this?
@kotomile
@kotomile 7 жыл бұрын
Season 10, episode 8
@MikeWillSee
@MikeWillSee 5 жыл бұрын
You should pin this comment so it's at the top
@alefty2093
@alefty2093 5 жыл бұрын
Episode 7 not 8
@ijemand5672
@ijemand5672 5 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@declanvillar5557
@declanvillar5557 4 жыл бұрын
Nope. That episode is about a Fiat and the diesel BMW race
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 жыл бұрын
Jean Girard how did you manage to upload this and then forget which episode it’s from, and THEN never fix your comment?
@alexanderhill5206
@alexanderhill5206 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: "Yeahhhhh top gearrr" James: "Now how do I stop?" Jeremy: "What?" *Boss music plays*
@Sonichronik
@Sonichronik Ай бұрын
You punch a producer?
@peterboyd6780
@peterboyd6780 5 жыл бұрын
“Now how do I stop?" “What?"
@franciosdeaeruiu7555
@franciosdeaeruiu7555 4 жыл бұрын
I seek the ancient relic known as the *CROWBAR OF EMBRAYAGE*
@X1R-EZ
@X1R-EZ 4 жыл бұрын
Something about Jeremy and James laughing together makes me happy
@HSMiyamoto
@HSMiyamoto 5 жыл бұрын
This Voiture is a great advertisement for the advantages of cycling, roller skating, and walking.
@ThatoneGuy-tk4xc
@ThatoneGuy-tk4xc 5 жыл бұрын
I've driven a 1909 international harvester auto wagon and it was similar to this. One of the best things I ever got to do in life I drove it in 2009 when it turned 100 with my grandpa
@18837ven
@18837ven 2 жыл бұрын
Did you also engage the crowbar of embrayage to make it walking?
@LethalJizzle
@LethalJizzle 7 жыл бұрын
My favourite top gear moment
@robben896
@robben896 6 жыл бұрын
Was gonna post this.
@nikhilsharma3563
@nikhilsharma3563 6 жыл бұрын
Especially when Jeremy says... James we are gonna get killed.
@tmanepic
@tmanepic 5 жыл бұрын
"Push rapidly at the crowbar forwards without brutality" 😂
@HandsUpforThePanther
@HandsUpforThePanther 5 жыл бұрын
"When its raised up again, it gaves all its strengths"
@RWL2012
@RWL2012 5 жыл бұрын
@@HandsUpforThePanther *gains
@ergomedasa1362
@ergomedasa1362 2 жыл бұрын
@@RWL2012 i have actually read the original translated manual and if i recall correctly it actually say "gaves" and not "gains"
@paulmoore394
@paulmoore394 4 ай бұрын
And take completely and progressively back the crowbar of embrayage
@kb9072
@kb9072 2 жыл бұрын
All these years later it still makes me laugh out loud.
@akhilhalgeri6304
@akhilhalgeri6304 7 жыл бұрын
2:40 I died laughing lol
@floriskuipers4925
@floriskuipers4925 5 жыл бұрын
that horn sound killed me
@TheApple90
@TheApple90 5 жыл бұрын
James! We're going to be killed!
@DjManeyecool
@DjManeyecool 5 жыл бұрын
Jammessssss gets me every time
@skaggulkbergstrom2019
@skaggulkbergstrom2019 4 жыл бұрын
No you didnt. You are alive since you wrote that comment.
@TheSmasher69420
@TheSmasher69420 5 ай бұрын
@@skaggulkbergstrom2019maybe he died as soon he posted the comment
@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838
@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838 5 жыл бұрын
"How do i get to Top Gear" cow : *moo* "James we're going to be killed" *honks* My favorite part
@mel_energy
@mel_energy 4 жыл бұрын
I think think those are gears grinding instead of the horn honking
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 4 жыл бұрын
He's reffering to 1:40 & 2:40
@georgelamacka8125
@georgelamacka8125 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Gavin Morgan (90 years old) had this car in his Netley workshop for repair in Adelaide, South Australia. He was able to make missing engine as per manufacturer's drawing. Amazing. I made photos of that car approximately 15 years ago.
@sanchezking6188
@sanchezking6188 5 жыл бұрын
When it is raised up again IT GAVES ALL ITS STRENGTH!!!!!!
@fazerunner8171
@fazerunner8171 5 жыл бұрын
“Take back the drag of the wheel backward crowbar of the right” lol
@hamisharnold8745
@hamisharnold8745 2 жыл бұрын
The pure joy when it starts moving from both is so wholesome
@KTOWNK1D
@KTOWNK1D 15 жыл бұрын
Now this is what I call, manual car!
@rorybone100
@rorybone100 5 жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite excerpt from all of Top Gear.
@sutton513
@sutton513 13 жыл бұрын
one of the best parts of any top gear ever.
@stefan25769
@stefan25769 4 жыл бұрын
0:17 'You wot' button
@nrdaniel1994
@nrdaniel1994 7 жыл бұрын
2:56 🤣🤣 his pants aren't clean anymore
@Vladpryde
@Vladpryde 6 жыл бұрын
"Some poo's come out!"
@S500-
@S500- 5 жыл бұрын
I like how james jumps when he start the car🤣🤣
@CullenCraft
@CullenCraft 3 жыл бұрын
1:41 "How will I get it into Top Gear?" Mission accomplished
@TrinityCourtStudios
@TrinityCourtStudios 6 жыл бұрын
*POO IS COMING OUT*
@gw4487
@gw4487 4 жыл бұрын
Why did this make me laugh so much
@guybucknell4481
@guybucknell4481 4 жыл бұрын
Haha same
@s3rgeantrogu327
@s3rgeantrogu327 4 жыл бұрын
"I'M GAY!" - Poo
@triskilion1771
@triskilion1771 5 жыл бұрын
I like how Jeremy grunts at the very end.
@RedCard94
@RedCard94 5 жыл бұрын
The Crowbar of Embrayage! 😆😆🤣🤣
@EarlFaulk
@EarlFaulk 6 жыл бұрын
The crowbar of umbrage. Sounds like a weapon from a bad Japanese RPG.
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 5 жыл бұрын
Embrayage.
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 4 жыл бұрын
More like one from a good JRPG.
@Kirillissimus
@Kirillissimus 4 жыл бұрын
This could be a good name for some anime as well. Something like "Crowbars of Embroyage: the instruments of judgement (season 2)" sounds completely legit to me.
@jimtaylor294
@jimtaylor294 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kirillissimus I'd watch it :D .
@ShonnDaylee
@ShonnDaylee 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kirillissimus I use people's ability, or inability, to operate the "crowbar of embrayage" as an instrument of judgement.
@jamesharvey7793
@jamesharvey7793 4 жыл бұрын
Old Top Gear was so perfect. I miss it :(
@TheXraxa
@TheXraxa 6 жыл бұрын
Make it STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!
@southendparaquest
@southendparaquest 5 жыл бұрын
"MAKE IT STOP!!" Possibly the best line of Top Gear ever.
@TheRealBarryR
@TheRealBarryR 6 жыл бұрын
"Many poo's shot out of my ani" -J.C S22E08
@zodiac909
@zodiac909 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this a million times, and I still can't stop laughing.
@bushmg1061
@bushmg1061 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, I’ve learned that “Top Gear” is just British for “Full Speed”
@salland12
@salland12 13 жыл бұрын
james always wares that jumper james is awsome!!!!!!!!!
@justandy333
@justandy333 6 жыл бұрын
And apparently a rep from GAP that produces that jumper asked him in person to please stop wearing it! And James told him to sod off. ahahhaa!
@pipingbob720
@pipingbob720 8 ай бұрын
he pushed himself rapidly forward into our hearts without brutality
@michaelramsey82
@michaelramsey82 4 жыл бұрын
the Crowbar of Embrayage sounds like one of the TGPD gadgets from the police chase episode (like the Drone of Intrusiveness, the Tank of Righteousness, or my personal favorite, the Eaty Thing of Devestation).
@giraudy221
@giraudy221 4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting at the end “MANY POOS JUST SHOT OUT!”
@israelcortes6714
@israelcortes6714 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh him screaming make it stop and walking off was one of the funniest moments and all I could think him saying is “poo is coming out”
@pamelah6431
@pamelah6431 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@HECKproductions
@HECKproductions 5 жыл бұрын
i think jeremy was genuinely scared haha
@AnthroGearhead
@AnthroGearhead 4 жыл бұрын
Who wont, i be worried if i was driving something thats before WW1, i felt that deeply
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 4 жыл бұрын
Was this scripted? I didn't even notice but at 2:58 he seems to have shit himself
@blob22201
@blob22201 4 жыл бұрын
@@thehammurabichode7994 nah I doubt it, they seem to be genuinely panicking
@sainttacobell7264
@sainttacobell7264 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehammurabichode7994 the only scripted thing on old top gear was The News bits, even then they like to improvise jokes while filming
@callumhardy5098
@callumhardy5098 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t actually imagine how the museum owners of that car allowed those two to use those priceless antiques.
@_s_9920
@_s_9920 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the jittery motion of the engine makes the camera footage look like a dodgy CGI car scene from the 60s
@thanuheenatigala4057
@thanuheenatigala4057 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy was so eager to let James start it. Man that's real friendship
@awilson5636
@awilson5636 6 жыл бұрын
Since I didn't see it mentioned in the comments, I thought I'd point out that there's a specific way to hold the crank when hand starting an engine so it doesn't cause injury. Perhaps the most important part of which is to not wrap your thumb around it, so that you're not hanging on to it if the engine whips it around when it starts.
@Goat4459
@Goat4459 2 жыл бұрын
Smart
@MashedJoetatoes
@MashedJoetatoes 4 жыл бұрын
I was already laughing, but then that pathetic horn sound at the end had me crying.
@jdpragmatic8644
@jdpragmatic8644 3 жыл бұрын
“ ‘When you are in first speed, push’ we aren’t are we? JAMES WE’RE GOING TO BE KILLED!!!”
@kaylamitchell1982
@kaylamitchell1982 6 жыл бұрын
never trust the French... They almost killed two of the Top Gear crew!
@baste511
@baste511 5 жыл бұрын
It was crystal clear, learn how to use the embrayage ffs.
@lukemmurphy795
@lukemmurphy795 5 жыл бұрын
@@baste511 Lmao.
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 5 жыл бұрын
@@baste511 Crowbar of embrayage.
@muskatDR
@muskatDR 4 жыл бұрын
Hon hon hon!
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 3 жыл бұрын
@@mirzaahmed6589 without brutality
@BaconFrisbee
@BaconFrisbee 4 жыл бұрын
"Take completely and progressively back the crowbar of embrayage..." 🤣💀
@Orion3741
@Orion3741 4 жыл бұрын
Second speed ( deuxième vitesse ) = Second gear. This clip was HILARIOUS. I miss the Terrible Trio. They WERE Top Gear.
@lightningjet9444
@lightningjet9444 Жыл бұрын
When they were driving James looked like a mad scientist with his hair
@benjy6358
@benjy6358 3 жыл бұрын
1:14 i really wanted to know if they rented a horse, put it there, timed the car to go through that road and filmed it so just they could deliver the line..
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. Just cameramen/producers setting up the gag. Editing and commentary added after. What landowner would be happy for them to randomly bring along a horse to their field for the sake of a 3-second joke. Too much hassle for them to get the horse, pay the cost and transport it there and back too.
@benjy6358
@benjy6358 3 жыл бұрын
@@seanjosephhayes asked that because i've seen production spent millions on several second bits..Top Gear budget is around $1.5 million per episode back then..
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjy6358 Fair enough but I doubt they’d go to such lengths over a horse for a joke in passing that wasn’t even funny really.
@benjy6358
@benjy6358 Жыл бұрын
​​@@seanjosephhayesstumble upon my old comment..just to share what i know now, all long distance race (all race actually) such as Bugatti vs Plane/Ferrari 612 vs Jet/Gallardo Balboni vs Blimp, they ran it twice..once for these guys really race, once again just to capture anything missing and b-roll for the whole journey (without the trio)..all the cross country, hotels, drivers, crews, traffic ticket, logistics, again..
@__7381
@__7381 5 жыл бұрын
What made me laugh was Jeremy screaming STOP IT, MAKE IT STOOPPPPPP
@essexginge9167
@essexginge9167 3 жыл бұрын
This 3mins is better than anything the new top gear could ever produce
@alexanderhill5206
@alexanderhill5206 3 жыл бұрын
"If we've established that that's the gear lever, that's the advance thing for the ignition, that's....something important" Lmao
@BobbyBearhugTheWestHamFan96
@BobbyBearhugTheWestHamFan96 2 ай бұрын
"JAMES! WE ARE GOING TO BE KILLED!!!!" Gave me chills
@TheScarface43
@TheScarface43 3 жыл бұрын
"WHEN YOu are in first speed, push--we aren't, are we."
@syahminorizan8064
@syahminorizan8064 3 жыл бұрын
*JAMES WE'RE GOING TO BE KILLED*
@BathtubBass
@BathtubBass 5 жыл бұрын
That panic at the end 😂
@Kragar01
@Kragar01 2 ай бұрын
This scene is the epitome of what made Top Gear great. Informative mini documentary about cars, funny banter between the two hosts, a dash of absurdity, clever editing and music turns the scene suddenly into a life and death situation. Shouting and bickering descending into chaos. Textbook
@lobstepgaming249
@lobstepgaming249 5 жыл бұрын
I almost die laughing every time I see this clip.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the cockpit shots look like they were done with compositing.
@brickisland6353
@brickisland6353 3 жыл бұрын
I was just waiting for the comment: “some poo came out!”
@philiphall4805
@philiphall4805 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody could script write this , and the delivery is brilliant , much funnier than Big Bang !!
@souvikrc4499
@souvikrc4499 2 жыл бұрын
2:44 "I've decided to use ingenuity." *proceeds to t-pose*
@wonderland.6
@wonderland.6 Жыл бұрын
Jeremy reading the translated instructions is just pure gold.😂
@babybanks1052
@babybanks1052 5 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace May‘s Pink and Purple Rugby Shirt
@brianwong7285
@brianwong7285 5 жыл бұрын
#papsrsod
@Ninnuam999
@Ninnuam999 5 жыл бұрын
He found it (drivetribe)
@twistedyogert
@twistedyogert 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Clarkson's pants
@dougcox4310
@dougcox4310 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best bits ever. Still laugh every time I see it.
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