Master Chief Has Been Detained For His New Year’s Eve Shenanigans

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Master Cheeks

Күн бұрын

Chief has been arrested yet again :(

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@EdHandal 9 ай бұрын

This is the greatest fucking thing I've ever heard.

@Midnight_Ninja2 9 ай бұрын

Poor Chief, Halsey didnt give him his Spartan Juice didn't she??

@Edgeworthless 9 ай бұрын

We, the jury, find the defendant… Not Guilty.

@ryanm7832 5 күн бұрын

I mean, technically, it's supposed to be a jury "of your peers", isn't it? Are there enough SIIs to even have a trial? I would like to make a motion to dismiss this case on the grounds that it can't be legally executed.

@zerg4083 9 ай бұрын

That bananas part had me dying lol

@TheIndividualist319 9 ай бұрын

John is the kind of guy who would let a normal police officer put cuffs on him WHILE in his armor. You know why? Because chief is a respectful person and knows to obey the law, however he has his limits. We all do, be more like chief.

@dokkal9089 9 ай бұрын

Imagining this whole scene is gold

@Neoth40k 9 ай бұрын

In and out of armor are both Goldenly Golden

@manwiththeplan4446 9 ай бұрын

To be fair, there was no reason for Locke to be comparing trash(5) to a masterpiece (3).

@CameraGuyClyde 9 ай бұрын

It's okay Chief, happens to the best of us 🤡

@CT-9904-Crosshair 9 ай бұрын

Don’t worry, Chief. At trial, just be honest and tell the jury/judge this story calmly and clearly. In fact, I could definitely get you the Spartan Discount for a lawyer. I know some good ones. We all truly know that you meant no harm.

@kyleslavik6324 9 ай бұрын

It wasn't Spartan Locke was it?

@kyleslavik6324 9 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear about your predicament Master Cheeks good luck with the bail.

@allbottledup9513 5 ай бұрын

John thinks they all look the same. Apple juice drinkers I mean! Lol

@geeebuttersnap2433 Ай бұрын

In chiefs defense, Spartan Locke is a joke of a character who follows orders like a dancing monkey. That’s not a racist thing, for everyone who believes in evolution, we’re all evolved from Apes so don’t give me a “that racist” shit.

@Z-Romello 6 ай бұрын

😂 bro, this entire thing made me laugh to where I started sounding like a monkey....Holy shit

@hail_the_enclave 8 ай бұрын

Master Chief went bananas 🍌

@lightningmonky7674 6 ай бұрын

Oh my God this is too fucking hilarious 🤣🤣 the alliterations you give chief are top notch, I'm still laughing at the "ol' left right goodnight"

@nathanoutdoors7981 5 ай бұрын

Master chief NO 🤣🤣😂😂

@VanwolfsterLycan 9 ай бұрын

What were Oni teaching these Spartan kids? XD Wait a minute... Was it Halsey? It is now making sense...

@akilkotamarti1000 4 күн бұрын

To be fair, maybe Locke was talking about multiplayer?

@TheGrandAvenger 8 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ I didnt understand what was going on until chief said people misinterpreted it wrong 💀 I was dying laughing

@DE0.01 9 ай бұрын

least he didn't pull a grey team.

@bluephoenix7565 9 ай бұрын

I think that's the social equivalent to a grey team...

@DE0.01 9 ай бұрын

It's the social equivalent to contact harvest.

@shavy7734 Ай бұрын

I completely forgot lokke is black, he takes his helmet off like 3 times in halo 5.

@alexbrinzan9061 9 ай бұрын

This was golden, keep up the great work brotha. Also dont worry chief i gotcha with that bail.

@Bethany38326 6 ай бұрын

Holy shit this had me crying

@StarwarsHalofreak 7 күн бұрын

I do think Halo 5 is a little underrated, but NOWHERE near as the perfection that was Halo 3. It falls below Halo 4 in my opinion, when they actually tried to make the Chief seem human.