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@John2r18 ай бұрын
You forgot about Lieutenant Parisa the friend who Chief promised to marry when they were children and she's still going to hold Chief to that promise. She's also a Marine. So I'm sure she would love to meet that fake love interest they made up. While holding her M6 Magnum. Aka Chief's promised wife would kill a hoe over Master Chief. Lol.
@bobsterclause3428 ай бұрын
This bot makes some seriously good points 'if they wanted some sort of romantic relationship use my good friend Avery Johnson' (not direct quote) So insightful... and frightnening
@Dantemo.-pl8mc8 ай бұрын
while I agree, I do (personally) see some good stuff (that was criminally underused) silver team was actually cool, and the armor was awesome! (I made Lego versions of riz and vannak) the fight scene in episode 5 of the first season was awesome! ....let's see....*season 2....* ahhh....the flood was alright... could've been better, but, the set up was eerie...hmmm... I really love the arbiter! he's awesome and terrifying! even his own subordinates seemed afraid of him (like when he went full Darth Vader) ....despite that, I think after season 3, the show needs a rewrite to fix those mistakes. like, the fallout TV show is made by someone who is actually obsessed with fallout! and if you look at the trailer, it actually has the true feel of fallout! I think that's what the halo TV show needs (along with a rewrite) oh! I totally forgot! "what do you eat?" "nuts, bolts, chips...that was a joke--" "yeah I know" literally, the only master chief line we ever heard!!
@mkultra24567 ай бұрын
@@Dantemo.-pl8mc Naw this show is super gay.
@Dantemo.-pl8mc7 ай бұрын
..............huh....?
@Godzilla00X8 ай бұрын
That scene when Chief is fully nude is poetic. It shows how the show stripped everything halo from the material
@adrianlugo11308 ай бұрын
LITERALLY lol
@theabyssjanitor8 ай бұрын
BRO!!!!!!!!!!
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj11697 ай бұрын
Did they have his helmet on while nude
@pisscvre697 ай бұрын
“this would never happen, even if the rest of my armor was gone for some reason my helmet would be on”
@PassportBrosBusinessClass7 ай бұрын
Master Cheeks.
@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta17 ай бұрын
2:26 Master Chief: "I did *not* have sexual relations with that woman."
@mjstories71818 ай бұрын
You capture the same energy as John's inner monologues in the books. If he had to sit through the Paramount Halo, this would be his thought process.
@devinknox75588 ай бұрын
is this actually the VA?
@rileyscheller77398 ай бұрын
@@devinknox7558not likely because you’d have to pay him for real audio and this video alone would’ve cost a few hundred USD to get 7 minutes of him speaking I met him and it was like $80 for a minute of him recording custom lines as chief Probably AI
@devinknox75588 ай бұрын
@@rileyscheller7739 fair point
@goobertfroobert55728 ай бұрын
Guys. That was AI.
@mjstories71818 ай бұрын
Yes, this is AI, and I wasn't referring to the voice actor, I was referring to the video poster who wrote the script.
@ParaNoid8167 ай бұрын
"I felt dirty just watching it." Me too, Chief, me too.
@danielm.23777 ай бұрын
I don't want to give this another like because it is currently at 117. Master Chief is watching!
@MasterCheeksOfficial7 ай бұрын
@danielm.2377 that’s right, I am
@olechristianhenne65837 ай бұрын
Chief it's just a TV show it's not historically accurate nor will it ever be I even read the books and I've read your story and read your file you're a damn hero in my book but give it a rest it's not historically accurate if it literally said the fall of reach based on a true story then I'd probably be an up in arms and throw a plasma grenade at this point@@MasterCheeksOfficial
@snowwolf02957 ай бұрын
Lmao I have never watched it an because I know it exists makes me feel dirty
@B.A.D._MX7 ай бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, this response from Spartan 117 is factually Canon.
@JordanKohler-nq8qp7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he says all this in halo 3
@BiggyRection097 ай бұрын
@@JordanKohler-nq8qp Easter egg scene
@JordanKohler-nq8qp7 ай бұрын
@@BiggyRection09 yeah, in the level “Paramount” I’m pretty sure
@TheOnlyAstley8 ай бұрын
Master Chief: Cancel your subscription Me: What makes you think I subscribed to paramount in the first place?
@jonathanoriley82608 ай бұрын
*_~"It's a Pirate's Life for Me!"~_*
@kingleech167 ай бұрын
@@jonathanoriley8260Yarr! Ye be plundering the wrong galleons if ye be making off with Halo TV as booty!
@Servellion7 ай бұрын
@@jonathanoriley8260 Sadly this is a series that even if you steal it, a toll is still paid. If not by money, then it's by braincells and/or time.
@PnMGunReview7 ай бұрын
Arrrgh!
@pabloagusti51047 ай бұрын
Just added the 117th like to this comment.
@That1Guy38028 ай бұрын
According to the official Halo encyclopedia the show is not canon, thank god
@xfbouncer66508 ай бұрын
Thank God!
@CaptainCorpse1728 ай бұрын
@@xfbouncer6650 Still doesn't excuse the fact the show is a pile of hot garbage....and that's putting it lightly
@redacted908 ай бұрын
@@CaptainCorpse172 I don't think you understand what they're relieved about.
@xfbouncer66508 ай бұрын
@@CaptainCorpse172Bro, I am relieved that the garbage ass "halo" TV show is not canon. I was agreeing with the comment I replied to.
@gesugaoevilface78768 ай бұрын
The fact that you need a website to tell you how to enjoy media shows a lack of media literacy on your part. Cannon doesn't matter. The parts of the media you like matter, and the parts you dont don't matter.
@robertdavis89698 ай бұрын
Soon it will be PARAMOUNT crying, "Regret, Regret, Regret........"
@TheBatman48097 ай бұрын
“Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!”
@MasterCheeksOfficial7 ай бұрын
@Drummer117 “oorah!”
@drt03uwu7 ай бұрын
@@TheBatman4809 HELL YEAHH
@keyloh93867 ай бұрын
Dear Bungie Halo fans, we REGRET butchering your favorite IP, we REGRET joining the slew of shitty video-game based shows, and we most definitely REGRET that we wasted millions of dosh on this RAGADY ASS SHOW!
@elishalfrench7 ай бұрын
@@TheBatman4809 "oorah"
@KG-th3cr8 ай бұрын
What fucking grinds my gears about this is that there is PLENTY of lore to go off of but Paramount just had to go and fuck everything up and invent new characters and stories.
@MasterCheeksOfficial8 ай бұрын
Fr, when I heard that stuff about “we didn’t look at the games” I was still willing to let them give them a chance bc I assumed they meant “we looked at the books and expanded lore rather than the games” but nah they didn’t do that either
@KG-th3cr8 ай бұрын
Yeah they forgot to mention that they didn't look at the lore either lol.@@MasterCheeksOfficial
@toringmort42318 ай бұрын
Dude shut the f up, the lore isn't even that different from the main universe. They're very faithfully adapting the lore.
@toringmort42318 ай бұрын
@@MasterCheeksOfficialStop clowning around, they said that over 2 years ago, for season 1 and they were different showrunners no longer there in season 2.
@Jack-ox3rd8 ай бұрын
Exactly the show doesn’t use any plots from the books or lore. It’s just a terrible fanfic. I still can’t believe they did a whole chosen one trope and made Spartan 3s regular marines and had 0 ODSTs, no Johnson, no foehammer, nothing. And they made Reth a crackhead 😂😂😂
@TheRealWalterClements7 ай бұрын
Master Chief chilling on a couch while roasting the Halo TV show goes so hard.
@OilyBalisong8 ай бұрын
"The covenant would never allow a human to join their religion." Tell that to the shitty TV covenant
@vanconojl7 ай бұрын
yes?... he was talking about that...
@Tristan.McKnight7 ай бұрын
@@vanconojlbruh it’s a quote from the game lol
@vanconojl7 ай бұрын
@@Tristan.McKnight do i have to spell it out for you? are you that stupid?
@habibainunsyifaf64637 ай бұрын
Gunny : do you know how much this cost my brain cells, son? *Put helmet on Chief : tell that to Paramount.
@vanconojl7 ай бұрын
@@Tristan.McKnight bruh your reading comprehension is -100, are you okay?
@SheldonAdama177 ай бұрын
“Sir permission to leave the station.” “For what purpose Master Chief?” “To give the Halo showrunners a writing lesson.” “Permission granted.”
@Jay-zp3kn5 ай бұрын
For a brick he flew pretty good
@justanormaldilo.2493 ай бұрын
I’m the 117th like. Oorah!
@maxfrost90288 ай бұрын
The fact people could think that Chief would lose anything (especially his virginity) is unfathomable.
@nnoorreeppllyy8 ай бұрын
he never loses
@JayJayM577 ай бұрын
funny thing that he had 2 potential love interests before 343 ruined his story. Lieutenant Parisa and i think the second one was Linda-058.
@ollanius_papyrus807 ай бұрын
@osperberes one of the most critical pieces of character development master chief ever goes through is him losing his very first training exercise because he rushed ahead and abandoned his team. Do you people even read the books????
@jsingleton31427 ай бұрын
@ollanius_papyrus80 yeah but he wasn't the MC then. Doesn't count. Seriously though, he always completes the mission, but he has lost a lot of lives under his command and protection.
@ProjectGrandMarauder7 ай бұрын
But it’s not a true “loss” it’s just him being bad ass.
@CabinetofThorns7 ай бұрын
If MC was to get romantic with ANYONE… it would be Cortana… and ONLY because of their history and it would be platonic.
@DSKesq3 ай бұрын
Or Kelly or Linda. That's about it
@RebellionAlpha2 ай бұрын
@@DSKesq maybe The Weapon also
@colincipriani47532 ай бұрын
Nah I don't think it would be Cortana, because she's a clone of Halsey who Chief and the SIIs considers a maternal figure. If it had to be somebody, it'd be Kelly 087, and my evidence is The Fall of Reach by Eric Nylund. Chapter nine, page 98, paragraph 4 Chief described Kelly's face as having "rough, angular beauty." According to Halopedia, the books are from Chief's POV so these are his thoughts, not the author's. And in all the books I've read (Fall of Reach, Ghosts of Onyx, Shadows of Reach, and First Strike) Chief doesn't describe anybody else in that manner. If he had a crush, it was on Kelly, but the mission always comes first for both.
@CabinetofThorns2 ай бұрын
@@colincipriani4753 forgot about her, cause it’s been a while since I read The Fall of Reach. So I will grant that Kelly would be an alternative. But I still hold that even though Cortana is a clone, she was special to Chief 😊
@ChefandTheArbistor13 күн бұрын
@@colincipriani4753 Spartans have a reduced sex drive, not to mention that they see each other as siblings. Safe to say that’d be a little weird.
@animewatchinrobo8 ай бұрын
THE AVERY JOHNSON PART FUCKING KILLED ME LMAO
@BESTMOAD8 ай бұрын
The fact that we KNOW that statement could be true could 😂
@Moonlight_Tide7 ай бұрын
"HE banged MANY "people" during the war." Johnson can get away with it even as a new addition because he's such a badass with zero fucks to give, so it actually tracks.
@masterchief-11747 ай бұрын
He knows what the ladies like
@hiddendesire30767 ай бұрын
@@BESTMOADHe does state he knows what the ladies like.
@sgtmjr_avery_johnson79497 ай бұрын
They butchered me in the show
@DL-tr9we7 ай бұрын
"Master Chief. You mind telling me what you are doing on that Makee." "Sir... Poor writing."
@TheStrategyGamerPro8 ай бұрын
I've gotta say AI or not, hearing Steve Downes voice saying this makes it so much more cathartic xD
@TehIdiotOne8 ай бұрын
Voice AI has gotten so good nowadays, atleast with enough training data, that it can sound almost indistinguishly from real actors. Gonna be both crazy and scary going forward
@Servellion7 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne True...but with Steve Downes getting up there in years, it may well be necessary. Some legacy characters are just different without their original VO. Can you imagine if Arbiter wasn't voiced by Keith David?
@TehIdiotOne7 ай бұрын
@@ServellionIndeed, and it has already happend in Star Wars, for example James Earl Jones has retired from acting Darth Vader, but he will allow Disney to use AI to recreate his voice(and they already have done it before). Same with Mark Hamill i believe.
@addison_v_ertisement16787 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOneThe thing about AI is that it is basically translating a voice in the way of using thousands of examples of it in order to be even remotely accurate.
@browal147 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne for commercial productions AI used with express permissions to replicate a voice actors voice is alright with me
@jwest34677 ай бұрын
THANK YOU for acknowledging Covie girl was a POW for THAT scene. I knew the show's writing was shit from the start, but that scene showed me that the writers might legitimately have brain damage. That whole scene was played off as being romantic, but that was a war crime through and through. It was especially stupid because they were operating under the assumption that she was an enemy agent, but they were treating her as a refugee. So, either Jimmy Rings sexually assaulted an enemy POW that was captive and couldn't offer consent, or he sexually assaulted a refugee who was detained-- someone which he was supposed to be guarding-- so she couldn't offer her consent. Either way they turned him into a rapist. Top-tier writing there. Also, they absolutely ruined Halsey as a character. In the show, she's clearly depicted as a self-serving villain that shows absolutely no remorse for what she did to the Spartans, and she continues to exploit them for her own ends. In the books, she admits that what she did is wrong, but she also claims that there was no other way. She truly believed that it had to happen to save mankind from itself, and so she judged that the ruination of the lives of 75 children was worth saving the lives of potentially billions of others. Was it wrong? Yes. Was it right to preserve mankind by sacrificing only a few children? Also yes. There's an argument to be made for both decisions, which is why it makes book Halsey a far more intriguing character than the show Halsey could ever be.
@zen_77488 ай бұрын
I like how Master Chief was so apalled that by his take on Season 2 his professionalism just shot out of an airlock and he just started cussing.
@Ntwadumela897 ай бұрын
Fax he started cursing that’s when I bol 😂😂😂😂
@andrewblewski79267 ай бұрын
While the show may not be canon, now I consider this video to be.
@agen70range428 ай бұрын
Probably the most accurate looking ai chief I’ve ever seen
@the_femboy_gravemind8 ай бұрын
Except for this ones numbers… 0:51
@mandalore7288 ай бұрын
@@the_femboy_gravemind yeah. "717" lol
@lukaspumo34987 ай бұрын
That bulge though 😂
@romonix_gaming7 ай бұрын
I can even feel the AI's pain, when asked to create a depressed Master Chief.
@Mixcow_8 ай бұрын
"Somehow Makee returned"
@keiandboo8 ай бұрын
Palpatine enter the chatXD
@JerradZonna7 ай бұрын
Don't forget Chief letting Cortana take over. Then instantly be like yeah we fixed that. I think those two things showed how badly written the show is. Could have milked his coma and had cortana doing stuff for him for two episodes before back peddling on that point.
@OmegaIvanovic1177 ай бұрын
My head went off the roof when I saw she was still alive. I though killing her character was the least they could’ve done at the end, taking that mistake to the grave but no, they decided to get give Master Cheeks and the alien chick a second round.
@bambammartin15568 ай бұрын
This needs to go viral. The chief is not only an icon of gaming the likes of Mario, sonic, and doom guy, but firmly embedded in the hearts of those of us that were along for the ride. Who is this show for?
@cyanyde49508 ай бұрын
the Avery Johnson comment fucking sent me, god damn right that man is PEAK sex appeal, he knows what the ladies like and everybody knows it lmfao.
@nathanpatrick68777 ай бұрын
He's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur!
@thehermitman8227 ай бұрын
All cheeks and no Johnson.
@Jmeon4eva7 ай бұрын
Remember, Johnson brought Cortana the Tank, not Chief, Chief never gets her anything.
@RandalphTheBlack7 ай бұрын
Dragonball evolution has a buddy now 💀
@karthiksubramanian22798 ай бұрын
I understand now that the Chief has more PTSD watching the show than covenants glassing one world after another, even when he faced the flood. Besides lore accurate chief has a helmet inside a helmet...not a face
@fabianperez22528 ай бұрын
Hahahaha halo ce reference, I get it lol
@vanconojl7 ай бұрын
he is like Japanese spider man xD
@razadaza96517 ай бұрын
Thank you for this, I never watched anything yet but you have confirmed my suspicions, nothing good comes out in TV series these days
@buraiman458 ай бұрын
This...this is beautiful. This is the happiest I've ever been with anything in relation to the Halo TV show.
@TheLsp20117 ай бұрын
6:03 salute to you Noble 6🫡
@chanceamirian65228 ай бұрын
5:35 WATCHING SEASON 2 CONSIDERED AS "SELF-HARM" SENT ME
@AManNamedHawk8 ай бұрын
When you lowered the brightness to visually show his dip in sanity in the conclusion that was more effort than the showrunners put in an entire 2 seasons.
@Upstart0518 ай бұрын
If Master Chief were to actually watch this show, he would have given up on humanity and deserted us to our fate, for we deserve it.
@icehoof7 ай бұрын
"HA, THE DEMON HIMSELF? why would you, come to us, and become banished" "Paramount+ halo TV show" "Oh, wow... I'm so sorry..."
@World365997 ай бұрын
@icehoof 😂 This needs to be in an adult swim showing
@JesusLopez-sv1jn7 ай бұрын
3:19 He knows what the ladies like 🤣🤣🤣
@thesupersonicstig8 ай бұрын
I love how he defends Noble Team’s heroic actions.
@garygarland93667 ай бұрын
This was awesome! I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. Great job, and seemingly an accurate perspective from my playing the games and reading the books. Thanks!
@emman7998 ай бұрын
I wanna see The Arbiter's opinions on the halo tv series season 1
@sedrickwells85457 ай бұрын
That would be awesome
@JamesTDG7 ай бұрын
1 word: "Heresy!"
@emman7997 ай бұрын
Or they would make a podcast about it
@R3D5592097 ай бұрын
Wort! Wort! Wort!
@arenring5057 ай бұрын
Ya'll fake trolls fans of this Disney shenangins tryna create fake shiznit by exposing your fake "anti-sleep"ness. Witness these mentrocities of entertainment. There will no longer be good hollywood tv. We must fight the future or embrace entropy
@spartan163037 ай бұрын
I'm convinced the show is being made by Covenant agents
@LoganLuster8 ай бұрын
“CONTRIVED” Perfect word for the series
@Hartfelt-ud8dy7 ай бұрын
You know I was going to watch the halo tv show until I stumbled upon this video. Thank you for the warning. We appreciate your service sir 🫡
@spirit98718 ай бұрын
You kinda just wanna give Chief a hug as he talks about everything lol
@PelinalWhitestrake367 ай бұрын
Fancy seeing you here!
@JHB1417 ай бұрын
Well done, what we have all been thinking summed up in one superb rant by none other then the Master Chief himself!
@EliteKnight978 ай бұрын
Get some rest Chief, even a superhuman such as yourself shouldn’t have to endure such strenuous mental torture
@zachweichel69307 ай бұрын
1:55 the idea of chief not really knowing why he was at war with the covenant for years is so fucking funny.
@darklord13667 ай бұрын
I mean wasn’t the entire reason we went to war with the covenant was because they thought we were descendants of some religious belief they believed in?
@GoodBariusOfTheNorth8 ай бұрын
I'm going to tell my kids the Paramount Halo TV show was made by the covenant as propaganda to disprove the acts they've done against humanity. The number of times I was watching this wondering, what would Master Chief do to only see them do exactly OPPOSITE any Spartan would ever do... The coin flip got me though, really writing there...
@Ntwadumela897 ай бұрын
😂😂fax
@World365997 ай бұрын
This is what happened. The Covenant are real like you said. This is all just terrible propaganda. Yes this is the truth. This is the way.
@Mnerd73687 ай бұрын
I can confirm this is actual accurate Master Chief lore. 😂 That was really good. Doesn't feel like it is A.I. generated even though it is unless you hired the original actor of Master Chief.
@TheLastArbiter8 ай бұрын
I like how he tries to remain professional and eloquent, but occasionally slips up and says something like “that Makee bitch died though” But completely gives up after 2 and goes off 😂 love the format, like it’s a press release to quell rumors
@jeremymullinax69828 ай бұрын
This was FUCKING AWESOME!! That is the REAL Master Chief!! Omgaaahhh Perfection
@justanotheraccounthere20148 ай бұрын
There are so many time periods that a TV show could explore, adapting novels or telling a new story in the Halo lore: Forerunner-Ancient Human war, Forerunner-Flood War, immediate aftermath of the Human-Covenant war, Elite civil war, rise of the Banished, the Created Crisis, the 6 month on Zeta Halo Paramount: Nope, desert monk annoying girl chosen one "Covenant human" master cheeks and yes we can't forget about war crime
@derraider35733 ай бұрын
I know it has been 2 years since the TV show premierd, but I think I just realised something, about the infamous Chief and Makee plot point. While I 100% agree it is awful and clear character assassination for Chief, I belive its possible that Makee originates from very early extended lore from the classic halo era. In the novelisation of CE ("Halo: The Flood") there is a female ODST named Melissa McKay, She fights alongside the chief, and at one point she even sees John outside of his armor. In a FEW LINES in the book, there are VERY, VERY SUBTLE hints that the Chief might have been interested in her. As he is escaping from halo In the longsword, "He thought about sargent Melissa McKay. The womans calm green eyes. He never had the chance to get to know her better." I think what happend, is that the showrunners, read some of the books instead of looking at the games, and desperately looked for any traces of romance, this beeing the best they could lach on to. Turning McKay, into Makee.
@MasterCheeksOfficial3 ай бұрын
Interesting theory
@derraider35733 ай бұрын
@@MasterCheeksOfficial Thanks Chief! :)
@KisekiFan8 ай бұрын
AI is brilliant yet scary at the same time. Still pretty much sums up the shitshow thats the Halo TV series. Now we just need Johnson's input on how they portrayed his buddy Master Chief.
@thatboyagain7 ай бұрын
Thank you for choosing Peril, one of my fav from entire Halo OST
@Michael-lt5eq8 ай бұрын
This is so absolutely incredible and I cannot wait to watch every episode of this that comes out. This is 100000000x better than the show and huge congrats on this. Excellent
@SageOfLimitlessHands7 ай бұрын
This was absolute gold! I need more!
@Cdeath278 ай бұрын
This is the best breakdown I've seen in a long time
@Sam-im5tc3 ай бұрын
The Flood was absolutely not okay. They took one of the most HORRIFYING zombie-type enemies ever made in ANYTHING and turned it into a fucked up blend of World War Z's zombies and Dead Space's Necromorphs. In what way is that the Flood? Literally what the fuck????
@TurkeyCheeseLettuce8 ай бұрын
I love that the couch he’s sitting on is completely destroyed under his weight
@darklord13667 ай бұрын
I mean he has like thousands of pounds on him with his armor. So I mean the couch being destroyed is probably because of his weight with all the armor he’s wearing.
@eleklovatka76667 ай бұрын
0:23 "I'm about to watch the first season now. I'll be sure to let you know all my thoughts and feelings after I'm done." I bursted out in laughter. 5:27 "Now I'm gonna check out season 2 and see if it was able to improve in any way. Hopefully they listened to criticism and managed to course correc..." I'm struggling to catch my breath and have to wipe tears from my eyes. The fact that the next picture got darker just made me wheez while laughing even harder... :'D Thanks for the vid!
@darklord13668 ай бұрын
Accurate response from Chief! 🫡
@scottkoss61217 ай бұрын
Better written than the show in question.
@Michael-lt5eq8 ай бұрын
please go through every episode for more of this. Incredible
@stourmbringer48257 ай бұрын
This is Hilarious!!! Glad I listened to this, saved me some money!!! Thanks bro!
@RAMZAVFX8 ай бұрын
"Self harming session" had me rolling
@victorgraves96037 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the show because it's an alternate timeline. But I can definitely see Spartan 117 reacting to it in this way. This was hilarious, thank you.
@happymedic76038 ай бұрын
They’re like master chief we need more emotion. ‘’OK I need a weapon’’
@burningwolf58057 ай бұрын
How can that sofa handle the 500kg Mjolnir armour?
@General_JacksonYT7 ай бұрын
500kg😮
@burningwolf58057 ай бұрын
@@General_JacksonYT yep. Spartan 2s run jump skip flip do whatever they please in half tonne armour.
@General_JacksonYT7 ай бұрын
@@burningwolf5805 wow 🤯
@Angelic_Wisdom8 ай бұрын
The sheer disappointment dripping from his voice is sending me.
@Eternaldarkness31664 ай бұрын
If Karl Urban can keep the helmet on during Dredd the entire time, and it looks amazing, then Halo could have done it too.
@jayruhmeezy8 ай бұрын
Lore accurate Master Chief
@ErenxJ4 ай бұрын
2:43 love how he emphasizes " prisoner of war "
@DamianCoeurOfficial8 ай бұрын
This is why Universal should have created the series.
@Rageousss8 ай бұрын
No. HBO. Only ones with the Track Record, Budget Backing, and would have stayed true.
@HereToSee8 ай бұрын
Shit I’d let Disney have a go at this point, paramount did an absolutely abysmal job.
@kennymccormick63667 ай бұрын
@@HereToSeenot after what the did to Star Wars. I’d rather no tv show than any one of these garbage companies make one. I’d say give it to a Japanese company so they can another anime like legends. I’d prefer live action but as long as it’s a good story it could honestly be South Park paper cut outs for all I care
@hyperc64557 ай бұрын
Honestly this is one of those moments where it's up to the fans themselves to create something better than that poor adaption.
@ProjectGrandMarauder7 ай бұрын
HBO fucked Game of Thrones. Don’t even go there. The ONLY place a Halo Series could be made perfectly is on Netflix back in like 2014. We just live in the wrong era now, with DEI and wokeness.
@RM_VFX7 ай бұрын
Hey, it's Paramount. They can't even get Star Trek right anymore. Also, that is one big and strong couch.
@spagward8 ай бұрын
This is the only Halo TV series review I need. Thanks, chief
@enrique63357 ай бұрын
This is how I imagine Shepard reacted to that movie, "Citadel", that was meant to be an in-universe adaptation of the events of the first Mass Effect game.
@MrJakeros7 ай бұрын
wat. Tell you're joking.
@enrique63357 ай бұрын
@@MrJakeros No. Lookup Mass Effect 2 Citadel ad and you'll find it!
@KirtanStudiosOfficial8 ай бұрын
The part about the blind guy with a grenade launcher almost made me spit out the water I was drinking! LOL, Hilarious!
@callibur17 ай бұрын
why did i not find this channel sooner! Thank you for your service Chief, watching the show for us and breaking it down was wonderful and refreshing!
@liquidsnake49438 ай бұрын
This is incredibly based
@toringmort42318 ай бұрын
No this video is cringe-worthy and a tragic misunderstanding of Chief.
@ericareaper87508 ай бұрын
@@toringmort4231 you never played halo have you?
@Assassin-lv5jl8 ай бұрын
I played the games and have read a majority of the books. This is fucking based
@joshuaandersonanderson55098 ай бұрын
@@Assassin-lv5jlcry harder
@hoodiefoodie93938 ай бұрын
@@joshuaandersonanderson5509 Project harder
@PassportBrosBusinessClass7 ай бұрын
It’s a good thing Pablo keeps his Helmet off so you never confuse him with Master Chief!!!
@spacedragon11758 ай бұрын
Chief as a veteran of Reach... you fucking called it sir.
@stephenparker82507 ай бұрын
Barely a veteran lol.
@LESN167 ай бұрын
@@stephenparker8250 Lol Not barely he destroyed a covenant cruiser when he was younger than 18 years old with blue team and got the schematics from a Jackals shield to integrate shielding technology into mjonir.
@stephenparker82507 ай бұрын
@@LESN16 he wasn't on Reach though for the battle. He was in space
@eddyeddy92968 ай бұрын
It's still a good show! I know it doesn't follow the actual game series, but this show is still very watchable.
@TheGrinch4158 ай бұрын
earned a sub bro didn't think I needed to hear chief cook them fr omg.
@SomeDadGaming7 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention they killed captain keys to save people who were evacuating reach. When in the game, noble 6 died to save captain keys to flee reach. That is when I stopped watching.
@sperrowhawk1177 ай бұрын
Keys died to the flood lol
@SomeDadGaming7 ай бұрын
@@sperrowhawk117 yeah I know...
@sperrowhawk1177 ай бұрын
He wasn't even on reach when the covenant attacked he was on the autumn in orbit only Spartans on the planet were sent to defend the super Mac gun generators
@SomeDadGaming7 ай бұрын
@sperrowhawk117 then explain the ending of Halo Reach?
@theretroaiden21078 ай бұрын
New halo fans take notes
@suzukiegi56997 ай бұрын
I love the presentation of this. Gives me the vibe of him sitting in a shrinks office getting everything out.
@GamingTalk-cl7xj7 ай бұрын
The writers need to be charged with a war crime
@masterstarlord47618 ай бұрын
Imagine if Arbiter sets his Opinions of the season 2 as well. Dude, he's going to be so pissed off that a rip off version of him just died in the very ending. Not that he's our for real boy in halo 2 or 3 but hey, there Arbiter.
@Sauce_Sensei7 ай бұрын
The arbiter they were portraying in the paramount series would be the precursor to Thel. Master cheeks is only just now on the ring and the events that transpired on that ring is what leads to him becoming the arbiter
@brimmybri55377 ай бұрын
2:06 the whole point they attacked us was because they though we were descendants of the forerunners so them allowing humans in there group is just dumb. Your so correct master chief I salute you 🫡
@littleaqua328 ай бұрын
4:40 Difficult does not even begin to cover your complicated relationship with Dr Halsey, Chief.
@DANIELH0137 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry Sierra 117, I can’t believe you were able to finish it, I never made it through the fourth episode
@XFrostyGunsX8 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding me to cancel my subscription😂❤
@serganteddy57 ай бұрын
It's official, Master Chief is pissed off about the first season.
@MyToastyToast8 ай бұрын
To be fair, the psychic vision thing does happen to chief a few times in the form of dreams in the first three halo books
@toringmort42318 ай бұрын
He doesn't know the lore, even though this literally happens in Halo 3.
@WELLbethere8 ай бұрын
@@toringmort4231Those stupid cortana inner dialogue sections were the worst thing about what was otherwise a masterpiece game for its time. The obsession with cortana is what helped kill halo, she should never have been anything more than just a piece of the narration to give us something to think about as we blast covenant and flood with various weapons, slowly revealing a bit of lore and being there to hack open every door that chief should logically not be able to pass by on his own. She was nothing more than a narrative tool to begin with and she should have stayed a narrative tool.
@Jack-ox3rd8 ай бұрын
Which books?
@Azorees-oj5zr8 ай бұрын
@@Jack-ox3rdnone of them, the closest Chief gets to having psychic visions is the Cortana bits in 3 and 5, that’s it.
@Jack-ox3rd8 ай бұрын
@@Azorees-oj5zr Lol I know. The closest thing in the lore is called a Geas, which deals with neural physics. But the writers of the show didn’t know the lore enough to even mention that. That’s why they have weird Shamans that don’t belong in Halo
@goodmaninabadtime1177 ай бұрын
You are doing The Lord’s work. Don’t stop. We must make this so popular it can’t be ignored.
@geokal958 ай бұрын
Not to mention they made the covenants call MC "the demon" before the destruction of the first halo which was the reason he was named like that.
@thenewmegatronthekingofdar39827 ай бұрын
I have to agree, they should've listened
@QGarrison8 ай бұрын
Silver team is a canon fire team but cheif was never a part of it.
@ReaperofValhalla8 ай бұрын
Of what Cannon. And what book
@QGarrison8 ай бұрын
@@ReaperofValhalla They existed in the unreleased halo bible before the show came out.
@kevkicksassathalo7 ай бұрын
I have all the halo books 😂 wheres silver team
@officerlemons49837 ай бұрын
Arent they a team on the spirit of fire.
@QGarrison7 ай бұрын
They were also part of omega team in halo wars.
@senderbro20248 ай бұрын
0:40 I Couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
@monkeycat487 ай бұрын
The same reaction I had. I mean I felt like Sidney Hoffmann one of Rogers persona that’s taking on a life of his very own. When he returns home, finding his garden destroyed his especially his tree, and his neighbor describes the details in the most shocking, confusing way considering Roger violated a tree. 🤣🤣🤣
@senderbro20247 ай бұрын
Ya, i was just that scene, and when He said the R word, I was like, "wtf😮😂"
@mynamesnotdan7 ай бұрын
it IS character assassination. all of these new shows are
@monkeycat487 ай бұрын
OK everything master chief described about the show is exactly how I reacted when I first saw season one and season two all the way. I swear I totally relate to master chief, right there. Yeah the people that made this didn’t do their homework on halo at all. I’m watching Mr. invincible now because at least they stick with some of the comic stuff I mean the games were based off the books from halo. so it’s like they didn’t even bother following the books either. we need one with the arbiter reacting to the show, I guarantee you he would have the same results in the very pissed off way. Considering the arbiter they had in this show was killed off at the end of season two