Master Chief's Honest Opinions on the Halo TV Series

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Master Cheeks

Master Cheeks

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@MasterCheeksOfficial
@MasterCheeksOfficial 8 ай бұрын
Check out Arby & Chief’s Podcast: kzbin.info/aero/PLE8bHR-FG582uz6zNS14SlUsZOaLDoLZi&si=ZgOl79Wy_oZ64Gy9 Kek or Cringe: kzbin.info/aero/PLE8bHR-FG581PdRruzkedXBz1s8OeIWGD&si=4l0yehM5CW4qmQCJ
@John2r1
@John2r1 8 ай бұрын
You forgot about Lieutenant Parisa the friend who Chief promised to marry when they were children and she's still going to hold Chief to that promise. She's also a Marine. So I'm sure she would love to meet that fake love interest they made up. While holding her M6 Magnum. Aka Chief's promised wife would kill a hoe over Master Chief. Lol.
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 8 ай бұрын
This bot makes some seriously good points 'if they wanted some sort of romantic relationship use my good friend Avery Johnson' (not direct quote) So insightful... and frightnening
@Dantemo.-pl8mc
@Dantemo.-pl8mc 8 ай бұрын
while I agree, I do (personally) see some good stuff (that was criminally underused) silver team was actually cool, and the armor was awesome! (I made Lego versions of riz and vannak) the fight scene in episode 5 of the first season was awesome! ....let's see....*season 2....* ahhh....the flood was alright... could've been better, but, the set up was eerie...hmmm... I really love the arbiter! he's awesome and terrifying! even his own subordinates seemed afraid of him (like when he went full Darth Vader) ....despite that, I think after season 3, the show needs a rewrite to fix those mistakes. like, the fallout TV show is made by someone who is actually obsessed with fallout! and if you look at the trailer, it actually has the true feel of fallout! I think that's what the halo TV show needs (along with a rewrite) oh! I totally forgot! "what do you eat?" "nuts, bolts, chips...that was a joke--" "yeah I know" literally, the only master chief line we ever heard!!
@mkultra2456
@mkultra2456 7 ай бұрын
@@Dantemo.-pl8mc Naw this show is super gay.
@Dantemo.-pl8mc
@Dantemo.-pl8mc 7 ай бұрын
..............huh....?
@Godzilla00X
@Godzilla00X 8 ай бұрын
That scene when Chief is fully nude is poetic. It shows how the show stripped everything halo from the material
@adrianlugo1130
@adrianlugo1130 8 ай бұрын
LITERALLY lol
@theabyssjanitor
@theabyssjanitor 8 ай бұрын
BRO!!!!!!!!!!
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 7 ай бұрын
Did they have his helmet on while nude
@pisscvre69
@pisscvre69 7 ай бұрын
“this would never happen, even if the rest of my armor was gone for some reason my helmet would be on”
@PassportBrosBusinessClass
@PassportBrosBusinessClass 7 ай бұрын
Master Cheeks.
@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1
@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 7 ай бұрын
2:26 Master Chief: "I did *not* have sexual relations with that woman."
@mjstories7181
@mjstories7181 8 ай бұрын
You capture the same energy as John's inner monologues in the books. If he had to sit through the Paramount Halo, this would be his thought process.
@devinknox7558
@devinknox7558 8 ай бұрын
is this actually the VA?
@rileyscheller7739
@rileyscheller7739 8 ай бұрын
@@devinknox7558not likely because you’d have to pay him for real audio and this video alone would’ve cost a few hundred USD to get 7 minutes of him speaking I met him and it was like $80 for a minute of him recording custom lines as chief Probably AI
@devinknox7558
@devinknox7558 8 ай бұрын
@@rileyscheller7739 fair point
@goobertfroobert5572
@goobertfroobert5572 8 ай бұрын
Guys. That was AI.
@mjstories7181
@mjstories7181 8 ай бұрын
Yes, this is AI, and I wasn't referring to the voice actor, I was referring to the video poster who wrote the script.
@ParaNoid816
@ParaNoid816 7 ай бұрын
"I felt dirty just watching it." Me too, Chief, me too.
@danielm.2377
@danielm.2377 7 ай бұрын
I don't want to give this another like because it is currently at 117. Master Chief is watching!
@MasterCheeksOfficial
@MasterCheeksOfficial 7 ай бұрын
@danielm.2377 that’s right, I am
@olechristianhenne6583
@olechristianhenne6583 7 ай бұрын
Chief it's just a TV show it's not historically accurate nor will it ever be I even read the books and I've read your story and read your file you're a damn hero in my book but give it a rest it's not historically accurate if it literally said the fall of reach based on a true story then I'd probably be an up in arms and throw a plasma grenade at this point​@@MasterCheeksOfficial
@snowwolf0295
@snowwolf0295 7 ай бұрын
Lmao I have never watched it an because I know it exists makes me feel dirty
@B.A.D._MX
@B.A.D._MX 7 ай бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, this response from Spartan 117 is factually Canon.
@JordanKohler-nq8qp
@JordanKohler-nq8qp 7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he says all this in halo 3
@BiggyRection09
@BiggyRection09 7 ай бұрын
​@@JordanKohler-nq8qp Easter egg scene
@JordanKohler-nq8qp
@JordanKohler-nq8qp 7 ай бұрын
@@BiggyRection09 yeah, in the level “Paramount” I’m pretty sure
@TheOnlyAstley
@TheOnlyAstley 8 ай бұрын
Master Chief: Cancel your subscription Me: What makes you think I subscribed to paramount in the first place?
@jonathanoriley8260
@jonathanoriley8260 8 ай бұрын
*_~"It's a Pirate's Life for Me!"~_*
@kingleech16
@kingleech16 7 ай бұрын
@@jonathanoriley8260Yarr! Ye be plundering the wrong galleons if ye be making off with Halo TV as booty!
@Servellion
@Servellion 7 ай бұрын
@@jonathanoriley8260 Sadly this is a series that even if you steal it, a toll is still paid. If not by money, then it's by braincells and/or time.
@PnMGunReview
@PnMGunReview 7 ай бұрын
Arrrgh!
@pabloagusti5104
@pabloagusti5104 7 ай бұрын
Just added the 117th like to this comment.
@That1Guy3802
@That1Guy3802 8 ай бұрын
According to the official Halo encyclopedia the show is not canon, thank god
@xfbouncer6650
@xfbouncer6650 8 ай бұрын
Thank God!
@CaptainCorpse172
@CaptainCorpse172 8 ай бұрын
@@xfbouncer6650 Still doesn't excuse the fact the show is a pile of hot garbage....and that's putting it lightly
@redacted90
@redacted90 8 ай бұрын
@@CaptainCorpse172 I don't think you understand what they're relieved about.
@xfbouncer6650
@xfbouncer6650 8 ай бұрын
@@CaptainCorpse172Bro, I am relieved that the garbage ass "halo" TV show is not canon. I was agreeing with the comment I replied to.
@gesugaoevilface7876
@gesugaoevilface7876 8 ай бұрын
The fact that you need a website to tell you how to enjoy media shows a lack of media literacy on your part. Cannon doesn't matter. The parts of the media you like matter, and the parts you dont don't matter.
@robertdavis8969
@robertdavis8969 8 ай бұрын
Soon it will be PARAMOUNT crying, "Regret, Regret, Regret........"
@TheBatman4809
@TheBatman4809 7 ай бұрын
“Dear Humanity; we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!”
@MasterCheeksOfficial
@MasterCheeksOfficial 7 ай бұрын
@Drummer117 “oorah!”
@drt03uwu
@drt03uwu 7 ай бұрын
@@TheBatman4809 HELL YEAHH
@keyloh9386
@keyloh9386 7 ай бұрын
Dear Bungie Halo fans, we REGRET butchering your favorite IP, we REGRET joining the slew of shitty video-game based shows, and we most definitely REGRET that we wasted millions of dosh on this RAGADY ASS SHOW!
@elishalfrench
@elishalfrench 7 ай бұрын
@@TheBatman4809 "oorah"
@KG-th3cr
@KG-th3cr 8 ай бұрын
What fucking grinds my gears about this is that there is PLENTY of lore to go off of but Paramount just had to go and fuck everything up and invent new characters and stories.
@MasterCheeksOfficial
@MasterCheeksOfficial 8 ай бұрын
Fr, when I heard that stuff about “we didn’t look at the games” I was still willing to let them give them a chance bc I assumed they meant “we looked at the books and expanded lore rather than the games” but nah they didn’t do that either
@KG-th3cr
@KG-th3cr 8 ай бұрын
Yeah they forgot to mention that they didn't look at the lore either lol.@@MasterCheeksOfficial
@toringmort4231
@toringmort4231 8 ай бұрын
Dude shut the f up, the lore isn't even that different from the main universe. They're very faithfully adapting the lore.
@toringmort4231
@toringmort4231 8 ай бұрын
​@@MasterCheeksOfficialStop clowning around, they said that over 2 years ago, for season 1 and they were different showrunners no longer there in season 2.
@Jack-ox3rd
@Jack-ox3rd 8 ай бұрын
Exactly the show doesn’t use any plots from the books or lore. It’s just a terrible fanfic. I still can’t believe they did a whole chosen one trope and made Spartan 3s regular marines and had 0 ODSTs, no Johnson, no foehammer, nothing. And they made Reth a crackhead 😂😂😂
@TheRealWalterClements
@TheRealWalterClements 7 ай бұрын
Master Chief chilling on a couch while roasting the Halo TV show goes so hard.
@OilyBalisong
@OilyBalisong 8 ай бұрын
"The covenant would never allow a human to join their religion." Tell that to the shitty TV covenant
@vanconojl
@vanconojl 7 ай бұрын
yes?... he was talking about that...
@Tristan.McKnight
@Tristan.McKnight 7 ай бұрын
@@vanconojlbruh it’s a quote from the game lol
@vanconojl
@vanconojl 7 ай бұрын
@@Tristan.McKnight do i have to spell it out for you? are you that stupid?
@habibainunsyifaf6463
@habibainunsyifaf6463 7 ай бұрын
Gunny : do you know how much this cost my brain cells, son? *Put helmet on Chief : tell that to Paramount.
@vanconojl
@vanconojl 7 ай бұрын
@@Tristan.McKnight bruh your reading comprehension is -100, are you okay?
@SheldonAdama17
@SheldonAdama17 7 ай бұрын
“Sir permission to leave the station.” “For what purpose Master Chief?” “To give the Halo showrunners a writing lesson.” “Permission granted.”
@Jay-zp3kn
@Jay-zp3kn 5 ай бұрын
For a brick he flew pretty good
@justanormaldilo.249
@justanormaldilo.249 3 ай бұрын
I’m the 117th like. Oorah!
@maxfrost9028
@maxfrost9028 8 ай бұрын
The fact people could think that Chief would lose anything (especially his virginity) is unfathomable.
@nnoorreeppllyy
@nnoorreeppllyy 8 ай бұрын
he never loses
@JayJayM57
@JayJayM57 7 ай бұрын
funny thing that he had 2 potential love interests before 343 ruined his story. Lieutenant Parisa and i think the second one was Linda-058.
@ollanius_papyrus80
@ollanius_papyrus80 7 ай бұрын
@osperberes one of the most critical pieces of character development master chief ever goes through is him losing his very first training exercise because he rushed ahead and abandoned his team. Do you people even read the books????
@jsingleton3142
@jsingleton3142 7 ай бұрын
​@ollanius_papyrus80 yeah but he wasn't the MC then. Doesn't count. Seriously though, he always completes the mission, but he has lost a lot of lives under his command and protection.
@ProjectGrandMarauder
@ProjectGrandMarauder 7 ай бұрын
But it’s not a true “loss” it’s just him being bad ass.
@CabinetofThorns
@CabinetofThorns 7 ай бұрын
If MC was to get romantic with ANYONE… it would be Cortana… and ONLY because of their history and it would be platonic.
@DSKesq
@DSKesq 3 ай бұрын
Or Kelly or Linda. That's about it
@RebellionAlpha
@RebellionAlpha 2 ай бұрын
@@DSKesq maybe The Weapon also
@colincipriani4753
@colincipriani4753 2 ай бұрын
Nah I don't think it would be Cortana, because she's a clone of Halsey who Chief and the SIIs considers a maternal figure. If it had to be somebody, it'd be Kelly 087, and my evidence is The Fall of Reach by Eric Nylund. Chapter nine, page 98, paragraph 4 Chief described Kelly's face as having "rough, angular beauty." According to Halopedia, the books are from Chief's POV so these are his thoughts, not the author's. And in all the books I've read (Fall of Reach, Ghosts of Onyx, Shadows of Reach, and First Strike) Chief doesn't describe anybody else in that manner. If he had a crush, it was on Kelly, but the mission always comes first for both.
@CabinetofThorns
@CabinetofThorns 2 ай бұрын
@@colincipriani4753 forgot about her, cause it’s been a while since I read The Fall of Reach. So I will grant that Kelly would be an alternative. But I still hold that even though Cortana is a clone, she was special to Chief 😊
@ChefandTheArbistor
@ChefandTheArbistor 13 күн бұрын
@@colincipriani4753 Spartans have a reduced sex drive, not to mention that they see each other as siblings. Safe to say that’d be a little weird.
@animewatchinrobo
@animewatchinrobo 8 ай бұрын
THE AVERY JOHNSON PART FUCKING KILLED ME LMAO
@BESTMOAD
@BESTMOAD 8 ай бұрын
The fact that we KNOW that statement could be true could 😂
@Moonlight_Tide
@Moonlight_Tide 7 ай бұрын
"HE banged MANY "people" during the war." Johnson can get away with it even as a new addition because he's such a badass with zero fucks to give, so it actually tracks.
@masterchief-1174
@masterchief-1174 7 ай бұрын
He knows what the ladies like
@hiddendesire3076
@hiddendesire3076 7 ай бұрын
@@BESTMOADHe does state he knows what the ladies like.
@sgtmjr_avery_johnson7949
@sgtmjr_avery_johnson7949 7 ай бұрын
They butchered me in the show
@DL-tr9we
@DL-tr9we 7 ай бұрын
"Master Chief. You mind telling me what you are doing on that Makee." "Sir... Poor writing."
@TheStrategyGamerPro
@TheStrategyGamerPro 8 ай бұрын
I've gotta say AI or not, hearing Steve Downes voice saying this makes it so much more cathartic xD
@TehIdiotOne
@TehIdiotOne 8 ай бұрын
Voice AI has gotten so good nowadays, atleast with enough training data, that it can sound almost indistinguishly from real actors. Gonna be both crazy and scary going forward
@Servellion
@Servellion 7 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne True...but with Steve Downes getting up there in years, it may well be necessary. Some legacy characters are just different without their original VO. Can you imagine if Arbiter wasn't voiced by Keith David?
@TehIdiotOne
@TehIdiotOne 7 ай бұрын
@@ServellionIndeed, and it has already happend in Star Wars, for example James Earl Jones has retired from acting Darth Vader, but he will allow Disney to use AI to recreate his voice(and they already have done it before). Same with Mark Hamill i believe.
@addison_v_ertisement1678
@addison_v_ertisement1678 7 ай бұрын
​@@TehIdiotOneThe thing about AI is that it is basically translating a voice in the way of using thousands of examples of it in order to be even remotely accurate.
@browal14
@browal14 7 ай бұрын
@@TehIdiotOne for commercial productions AI used with express permissions to replicate a voice actors voice is alright with me
@jwest3467
@jwest3467 7 ай бұрын
THANK YOU for acknowledging Covie girl was a POW for THAT scene. I knew the show's writing was shit from the start, but that scene showed me that the writers might legitimately have brain damage. That whole scene was played off as being romantic, but that was a war crime through and through. It was especially stupid because they were operating under the assumption that she was an enemy agent, but they were treating her as a refugee. So, either Jimmy Rings sexually assaulted an enemy POW that was captive and couldn't offer consent, or he sexually assaulted a refugee who was detained-- someone which he was supposed to be guarding-- so she couldn't offer her consent. Either way they turned him into a rapist. Top-tier writing there. Also, they absolutely ruined Halsey as a character. In the show, she's clearly depicted as a self-serving villain that shows absolutely no remorse for what she did to the Spartans, and she continues to exploit them for her own ends. In the books, she admits that what she did is wrong, but she also claims that there was no other way. She truly believed that it had to happen to save mankind from itself, and so she judged that the ruination of the lives of 75 children was worth saving the lives of potentially billions of others. Was it wrong? Yes. Was it right to preserve mankind by sacrificing only a few children? Also yes. There's an argument to be made for both decisions, which is why it makes book Halsey a far more intriguing character than the show Halsey could ever be.
@zen_7748
@zen_7748 8 ай бұрын
I like how Master Chief was so apalled that by his take on Season 2 his professionalism just shot out of an airlock and he just started cussing.
@Ntwadumela89
@Ntwadumela89 7 ай бұрын
Fax he started cursing that’s when I bol 😂😂😂😂
@andrewblewski7926
@andrewblewski7926 7 ай бұрын
While the show may not be canon, now I consider this video to be.
@agen70range42
@agen70range42 8 ай бұрын
Probably the most accurate looking ai chief I’ve ever seen
@the_femboy_gravemind
@the_femboy_gravemind 8 ай бұрын
Except for this ones numbers… 0:51
@mandalore728
@mandalore728 8 ай бұрын
@@the_femboy_gravemind yeah. "717" lol
@lukaspumo3498
@lukaspumo3498 7 ай бұрын
That bulge though 😂
@romonix_gaming
@romonix_gaming 7 ай бұрын
I can even feel the AI's pain, when asked to create a depressed Master Chief.
@Mixcow_
@Mixcow_ 8 ай бұрын
"Somehow Makee returned"
@keiandboo
@keiandboo 8 ай бұрын
Palpatine enter the chatXD
@JerradZonna
@JerradZonna 7 ай бұрын
Don't forget Chief letting Cortana take over. Then instantly be like yeah we fixed that. I think those two things showed how badly written the show is. Could have milked his coma and had cortana doing stuff for him for two episodes before back peddling on that point.
@OmegaIvanovic117
@OmegaIvanovic117 7 ай бұрын
My head went off the roof when I saw she was still alive. I though killing her character was the least they could’ve done at the end, taking that mistake to the grave but no, they decided to get give Master Cheeks and the alien chick a second round.
@bambammartin1556
@bambammartin1556 8 ай бұрын
This needs to go viral. The chief is not only an icon of gaming the likes of Mario, sonic, and doom guy, but firmly embedded in the hearts of those of us that were along for the ride. Who is this show for?
@cyanyde4950
@cyanyde4950 8 ай бұрын
the Avery Johnson comment fucking sent me, god damn right that man is PEAK sex appeal, he knows what the ladies like and everybody knows it lmfao.
@nathanpatrick6877
@nathanpatrick6877 7 ай бұрын
He's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur!
@thehermitman822
@thehermitman822 7 ай бұрын
All cheeks and no Johnson.
@Jmeon4eva
@Jmeon4eva 7 ай бұрын
Remember, Johnson brought Cortana the Tank, not Chief, Chief never gets her anything.
@RandalphTheBlack
@RandalphTheBlack 7 ай бұрын
Dragonball evolution has a buddy now 💀
@karthiksubramanian2279
@karthiksubramanian2279 8 ай бұрын
I understand now that the Chief has more PTSD watching the show than covenants glassing one world after another, even when he faced the flood. Besides lore accurate chief has a helmet inside a helmet...not a face
@fabianperez2252
@fabianperez2252 8 ай бұрын
Hahahaha halo ce reference, I get it lol
@vanconojl
@vanconojl 7 ай бұрын
he is like Japanese spider man xD
@razadaza9651
@razadaza9651 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for this, I never watched anything yet but you have confirmed my suspicions, nothing good comes out in TV series these days
@buraiman45
@buraiman45 8 ай бұрын
This...this is beautiful. This is the happiest I've ever been with anything in relation to the Halo TV show.
@TheLsp2011
@TheLsp2011 7 ай бұрын
6:03 salute to you Noble 6🫡
@chanceamirian6522
@chanceamirian6522 8 ай бұрын
5:35 WATCHING SEASON 2 CONSIDERED AS "SELF-HARM" SENT ME
@AManNamedHawk
@AManNamedHawk 8 ай бұрын
When you lowered the brightness to visually show his dip in sanity in the conclusion that was more effort than the showrunners put in an entire 2 seasons.
@Upstart051
@Upstart051 8 ай бұрын
If Master Chief were to actually watch this show, he would have given up on humanity and deserted us to our fate, for we deserve it.
@icehoof
@icehoof 7 ай бұрын
"HA, THE DEMON HIMSELF? why would you, come to us, and become banished" "Paramount+ halo TV show" "Oh, wow... I'm so sorry..."
@World36599
@World36599 7 ай бұрын
​@icehoof 😂 This needs to be in an adult swim showing
@JesusLopez-sv1jn
@JesusLopez-sv1jn 7 ай бұрын
3:19 He knows what the ladies like 🤣🤣🤣
@thesupersonicstig
@thesupersonicstig 8 ай бұрын
I love how he defends Noble Team’s heroic actions.
@garygarland9366
@garygarland9366 7 ай бұрын
This was awesome! I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. Great job, and seemingly an accurate perspective from my playing the games and reading the books. Thanks!
@emman799
@emman799 8 ай бұрын
I wanna see The Arbiter's opinions on the halo tv series season 1
@sedrickwells8545
@sedrickwells8545 7 ай бұрын
That would be awesome
@JamesTDG
@JamesTDG 7 ай бұрын
1 word: "Heresy!"
@emman799
@emman799 7 ай бұрын
Or they would make a podcast about it
@R3D559209
@R3D559209 7 ай бұрын
Wort! Wort! Wort!
@arenring505
@arenring505 7 ай бұрын
Ya'll fake trolls fans of this Disney shenangins tryna create fake shiznit by exposing your fake "anti-sleep"ness. Witness these mentrocities of entertainment. There will no longer be good hollywood tv. We must fight the future or embrace entropy
@spartan16303
@spartan16303 7 ай бұрын
I'm convinced the show is being made by Covenant agents
@LoganLuster
@LoganLuster 8 ай бұрын
“CONTRIVED” Perfect word for the series
@Hartfelt-ud8dy
@Hartfelt-ud8dy 7 ай бұрын
You know I was going to watch the halo tv show until I stumbled upon this video. Thank you for the warning. We appreciate your service sir 🫡
@spirit9871
@spirit9871 8 ай бұрын
You kinda just wanna give Chief a hug as he talks about everything lol
@PelinalWhitestrake36
@PelinalWhitestrake36 7 ай бұрын
Fancy seeing you here!
@JHB141
@JHB141 7 ай бұрын
Well done, what we have all been thinking summed up in one superb rant by none other then the Master Chief himself!
@EliteKnight97
@EliteKnight97 8 ай бұрын
Get some rest Chief, even a superhuman such as yourself shouldn’t have to endure such strenuous mental torture
@zachweichel6930
@zachweichel6930 7 ай бұрын
1:55 the idea of chief not really knowing why he was at war with the covenant for years is so fucking funny.
@darklord1366
@darklord1366 7 ай бұрын
I mean wasn’t the entire reason we went to war with the covenant was because they thought we were descendants of some religious belief they believed in?
@GoodBariusOfTheNorth
@GoodBariusOfTheNorth 8 ай бұрын
I'm going to tell my kids the Paramount Halo TV show was made by the covenant as propaganda to disprove the acts they've done against humanity. The number of times I was watching this wondering, what would Master Chief do to only see them do exactly OPPOSITE any Spartan would ever do... The coin flip got me though, really writing there...
@Ntwadumela89
@Ntwadumela89 7 ай бұрын
😂😂fax
@World36599
@World36599 7 ай бұрын
This is what happened. The Covenant are real like you said. This is all just terrible propaganda. Yes this is the truth. This is the way.
@Mnerd7368
@Mnerd7368 7 ай бұрын
I can confirm this is actual accurate Master Chief lore. 😂 That was really good. Doesn't feel like it is A.I. generated even though it is unless you hired the original actor of Master Chief.
@TheLastArbiter
@TheLastArbiter 8 ай бұрын
I like how he tries to remain professional and eloquent, but occasionally slips up and says something like “that Makee bitch died though” But completely gives up after 2 and goes off 😂 love the format, like it’s a press release to quell rumors
@jeremymullinax6982
@jeremymullinax6982 8 ай бұрын
This was FUCKING AWESOME!! That is the REAL Master Chief!! Omgaaahhh Perfection
@justanotheraccounthere2014
@justanotheraccounthere2014 8 ай бұрын
There are so many time periods that a TV show could explore, adapting novels or telling a new story in the Halo lore: Forerunner-Ancient Human war, Forerunner-Flood War, immediate aftermath of the Human-Covenant war, Elite civil war, rise of the Banished, the Created Crisis, the 6 month on Zeta Halo Paramount: Nope, desert monk annoying girl chosen one "Covenant human" master cheeks and yes we can't forget about war crime
@derraider3573
@derraider3573 3 ай бұрын
I know it has been 2 years since the TV show premierd, but I think I just realised something, about the infamous Chief and Makee plot point. While I 100% agree it is awful and clear character assassination for Chief, I belive its possible that Makee originates from very early extended lore from the classic halo era. In the novelisation of CE ("Halo: The Flood") there is a female ODST named Melissa McKay, She fights alongside the chief, and at one point she even sees John outside of his armor. In a FEW LINES in the book, there are VERY, VERY SUBTLE hints that the Chief might have been interested in her. As he is escaping from halo In the longsword, "He thought about sargent Melissa McKay. The womans calm green eyes. He never had the chance to get to know her better." I think what happend, is that the showrunners, read some of the books instead of looking at the games, and desperately looked for any traces of romance, this beeing the best they could lach on to. Turning McKay, into Makee.
@MasterCheeksOfficial
@MasterCheeksOfficial 3 ай бұрын
Interesting theory
@derraider3573
@derraider3573 3 ай бұрын
@@MasterCheeksOfficial Thanks Chief! :)
@KisekiFan
@KisekiFan 8 ай бұрын
AI is brilliant yet scary at the same time. Still pretty much sums up the shitshow thats the Halo TV series. Now we just need Johnson's input on how they portrayed his buddy Master Chief.
@thatboyagain
@thatboyagain 7 ай бұрын
Thank you for choosing Peril, one of my fav from entire Halo OST
@Michael-lt5eq
@Michael-lt5eq 8 ай бұрын
This is so absolutely incredible and I cannot wait to watch every episode of this that comes out. This is 100000000x better than the show and huge congrats on this. Excellent
@SageOfLimitlessHands
@SageOfLimitlessHands 7 ай бұрын
This was absolute gold! I need more!
@Cdeath27
@Cdeath27 8 ай бұрын
This is the best breakdown I've seen in a long time
@Sam-im5tc
@Sam-im5tc 3 ай бұрын
The Flood was absolutely not okay. They took one of the most HORRIFYING zombie-type enemies ever made in ANYTHING and turned it into a fucked up blend of World War Z's zombies and Dead Space's Necromorphs. In what way is that the Flood? Literally what the fuck????
@TurkeyCheeseLettuce
@TurkeyCheeseLettuce 8 ай бұрын
I love that the couch he’s sitting on is completely destroyed under his weight
@darklord1366
@darklord1366 7 ай бұрын
I mean he has like thousands of pounds on him with his armor. So I mean the couch being destroyed is probably because of his weight with all the armor he’s wearing.
@eleklovatka7666
@eleklovatka7666 7 ай бұрын
0:23 "I'm about to watch the first season now. I'll be sure to let you know all my thoughts and feelings after I'm done." I bursted out in laughter. 5:27 "Now I'm gonna check out season 2 and see if it was able to improve in any way. Hopefully they listened to criticism and managed to course correc..." I'm struggling to catch my breath and have to wipe tears from my eyes. The fact that the next picture got darker just made me wheez while laughing even harder... :'D Thanks for the vid!
@darklord1366
@darklord1366 8 ай бұрын
Accurate response from Chief! 🫡
@scottkoss6121
@scottkoss6121 7 ай бұрын
Better written than the show in question.
@Michael-lt5eq
@Michael-lt5eq 8 ай бұрын
please go through every episode for more of this. Incredible
@stourmbringer4825
@stourmbringer4825 7 ай бұрын
This is Hilarious!!! Glad I listened to this, saved me some money!!! Thanks bro!
@RAMZAVFX
@RAMZAVFX 8 ай бұрын
"Self harming session" had me rolling
@victorgraves9603
@victorgraves9603 7 ай бұрын
I enjoyed the show because it's an alternate timeline. But I can definitely see Spartan 117 reacting to it in this way. This was hilarious, thank you.
@happymedic7603
@happymedic7603 8 ай бұрын
They’re like master chief we need more emotion. ‘’OK I need a weapon’’
@burningwolf5805
@burningwolf5805 7 ай бұрын
How can that sofa handle the 500kg Mjolnir armour?
@General_JacksonYT
@General_JacksonYT 7 ай бұрын
500kg😮
@burningwolf5805
@burningwolf5805 7 ай бұрын
@@General_JacksonYT yep. Spartan 2s run jump skip flip do whatever they please in half tonne armour.
@General_JacksonYT
@General_JacksonYT 7 ай бұрын
@@burningwolf5805 wow 🤯
@Angelic_Wisdom
@Angelic_Wisdom 8 ай бұрын
The sheer disappointment dripping from his voice is sending me.
@Eternaldarkness3166
@Eternaldarkness3166 4 ай бұрын
If Karl Urban can keep the helmet on during Dredd the entire time, and it looks amazing, then Halo could have done it too.
@jayruhmeezy
@jayruhmeezy 8 ай бұрын
Lore accurate Master Chief
@ErenxJ
@ErenxJ 4 ай бұрын
2:43 love how he emphasizes " prisoner of war "
@DamianCoeurOfficial
@DamianCoeurOfficial 8 ай бұрын
This is why Universal should have created the series.
@Rageousss
@Rageousss 8 ай бұрын
No. HBO. Only ones with the Track Record, Budget Backing, and would have stayed true.
@HereToSee
@HereToSee 8 ай бұрын
Shit I’d let Disney have a go at this point, paramount did an absolutely abysmal job.
@kennymccormick6366
@kennymccormick6366 7 ай бұрын
@@HereToSeenot after what the did to Star Wars. I’d rather no tv show than any one of these garbage companies make one. I’d say give it to a Japanese company so they can another anime like legends. I’d prefer live action but as long as it’s a good story it could honestly be South Park paper cut outs for all I care
@hyperc6455
@hyperc6455 7 ай бұрын
Honestly this is one of those moments where it's up to the fans themselves to create something better than that poor adaption.
@ProjectGrandMarauder
@ProjectGrandMarauder 7 ай бұрын
HBO fucked Game of Thrones. Don’t even go there. The ONLY place a Halo Series could be made perfectly is on Netflix back in like 2014. We just live in the wrong era now, with DEI and wokeness.
@RM_VFX
@RM_VFX 7 ай бұрын
Hey, it's Paramount. They can't even get Star Trek right anymore. Also, that is one big and strong couch.
@spagward
@spagward 8 ай бұрын
This is the only Halo TV series review I need. Thanks, chief
@enrique6335
@enrique6335 7 ай бұрын
This is how I imagine Shepard reacted to that movie, "Citadel", that was meant to be an in-universe adaptation of the events of the first Mass Effect game.
@MrJakeros
@MrJakeros 7 ай бұрын
wat. Tell you're joking.
@enrique6335
@enrique6335 7 ай бұрын
@@MrJakeros No. Lookup Mass Effect 2 Citadel ad and you'll find it!
@KirtanStudiosOfficial
@KirtanStudiosOfficial 8 ай бұрын
The part about the blind guy with a grenade launcher almost made me spit out the water I was drinking! LOL, Hilarious!
@callibur1
@callibur1 7 ай бұрын
why did i not find this channel sooner! Thank you for your service Chief, watching the show for us and breaking it down was wonderful and refreshing!
@liquidsnake4943
@liquidsnake4943 8 ай бұрын
This is incredibly based
@toringmort4231
@toringmort4231 8 ай бұрын
No this video is cringe-worthy and a tragic misunderstanding of Chief.
@ericareaper8750
@ericareaper8750 8 ай бұрын
​@@toringmort4231 you never played halo have you?
@Assassin-lv5jl
@Assassin-lv5jl 8 ай бұрын
I played the games and have read a majority of the books. This is fucking based
@joshuaandersonanderson5509
@joshuaandersonanderson5509 8 ай бұрын
​@@Assassin-lv5jlcry harder
@hoodiefoodie9393
@hoodiefoodie9393 8 ай бұрын
@@joshuaandersonanderson5509 Project harder
@PassportBrosBusinessClass
@PassportBrosBusinessClass 7 ай бұрын
It’s a good thing Pablo keeps his Helmet off so you never confuse him with Master Chief!!!
@spacedragon1175
@spacedragon1175 8 ай бұрын
Chief as a veteran of Reach... you fucking called it sir.
@stephenparker8250
@stephenparker8250 7 ай бұрын
Barely a veteran lol.
@LESN16
@LESN16 7 ай бұрын
@@stephenparker8250 Lol Not barely he destroyed a covenant cruiser when he was younger than 18 years old with blue team and got the schematics from a Jackals shield to integrate shielding technology into mjonir.
@stephenparker8250
@stephenparker8250 7 ай бұрын
@@LESN16 he wasn't on Reach though for the battle. He was in space
@eddyeddy9296
@eddyeddy9296 8 ай бұрын
It's still a good show! I know it doesn't follow the actual game series, but this show is still very watchable.
@TheGrinch415
@TheGrinch415 8 ай бұрын
earned a sub bro didn't think I needed to hear chief cook them fr omg.
@SomeDadGaming
@SomeDadGaming 7 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention they killed captain keys to save people who were evacuating reach. When in the game, noble 6 died to save captain keys to flee reach. That is when I stopped watching.
@sperrowhawk117
@sperrowhawk117 7 ай бұрын
Keys died to the flood lol
@SomeDadGaming
@SomeDadGaming 7 ай бұрын
@@sperrowhawk117 yeah I know...
@sperrowhawk117
@sperrowhawk117 7 ай бұрын
He wasn't even on reach when the covenant attacked he was on the autumn in orbit only Spartans on the planet were sent to defend the super Mac gun generators
@SomeDadGaming
@SomeDadGaming 7 ай бұрын
@sperrowhawk117 then explain the ending of Halo Reach?
@theretroaiden2107
@theretroaiden2107 8 ай бұрын
New halo fans take notes
@suzukiegi5699
@suzukiegi5699 7 ай бұрын
I love the presentation of this. Gives me the vibe of him sitting in a shrinks office getting everything out.
@GamingTalk-cl7xj
@GamingTalk-cl7xj 7 ай бұрын
The writers need to be charged with a war crime
@masterstarlord4761
@masterstarlord4761 8 ай бұрын
Imagine if Arbiter sets his Opinions of the season 2 as well. Dude, he's going to be so pissed off that a rip off version of him just died in the very ending. Not that he's our for real boy in halo 2 or 3 but hey, there Arbiter.
@Sauce_Sensei
@Sauce_Sensei 7 ай бұрын
The arbiter they were portraying in the paramount series would be the precursor to Thel. Master cheeks is only just now on the ring and the events that transpired on that ring is what leads to him becoming the arbiter
@brimmybri5537
@brimmybri5537 7 ай бұрын
2:06 the whole point they attacked us was because they though we were descendants of the forerunners so them allowing humans in there group is just dumb. Your so correct master chief I salute you 🫡
@littleaqua32
@littleaqua32 8 ай бұрын
4:40 Difficult does not even begin to cover your complicated relationship with Dr Halsey, Chief.
@DANIELH013
@DANIELH013 7 ай бұрын
I’m so sorry Sierra 117, I can’t believe you were able to finish it, I never made it through the fourth episode
@XFrostyGunsX
@XFrostyGunsX 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding me to cancel my subscription😂❤
@serganteddy5
@serganteddy5 7 ай бұрын
It's official, Master Chief is pissed off about the first season.
@MyToastyToast
@MyToastyToast 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, the psychic vision thing does happen to chief a few times in the form of dreams in the first three halo books
@toringmort4231
@toringmort4231 8 ай бұрын
He doesn't know the lore, even though this literally happens in Halo 3.
@WELLbethere
@WELLbethere 8 ай бұрын
​@@toringmort4231Those stupid cortana inner dialogue sections were the worst thing about what was otherwise a masterpiece game for its time. The obsession with cortana is what helped kill halo, she should never have been anything more than just a piece of the narration to give us something to think about as we blast covenant and flood with various weapons, slowly revealing a bit of lore and being there to hack open every door that chief should logically not be able to pass by on his own. She was nothing more than a narrative tool to begin with and she should have stayed a narrative tool.
@Jack-ox3rd
@Jack-ox3rd 8 ай бұрын
Which books?
@Azorees-oj5zr
@Azorees-oj5zr 8 ай бұрын
@@Jack-ox3rdnone of them, the closest Chief gets to having psychic visions is the Cortana bits in 3 and 5, that’s it.
@Jack-ox3rd
@Jack-ox3rd 8 ай бұрын
@@Azorees-oj5zr Lol I know. The closest thing in the lore is called a Geas, which deals with neural physics. But the writers of the show didn’t know the lore enough to even mention that. That’s why they have weird Shamans that don’t belong in Halo
@goodmaninabadtime117
@goodmaninabadtime117 7 ай бұрын
You are doing The Lord’s work. Don’t stop. We must make this so popular it can’t be ignored.
@geokal95
@geokal95 8 ай бұрын
Not to mention they made the covenants call MC "the demon" before the destruction of the first halo which was the reason he was named like that.
@thenewmegatronthekingofdar3982
@thenewmegatronthekingofdar3982 7 ай бұрын
I have to agree, they should've listened
@QGarrison
@QGarrison 8 ай бұрын
Silver team is a canon fire team but cheif was never a part of it.
@ReaperofValhalla
@ReaperofValhalla 8 ай бұрын
Of what Cannon. And what book
@QGarrison
@QGarrison 8 ай бұрын
@@ReaperofValhalla They existed in the unreleased halo bible before the show came out.
@kevkicksassathalo
@kevkicksassathalo 7 ай бұрын
I have all the halo books 😂 wheres silver team
@officerlemons4983
@officerlemons4983 7 ай бұрын
Arent they a team on the spirit of fire.
@QGarrison
@QGarrison 7 ай бұрын
They were also part of omega team in halo wars.
@senderbro2024
@senderbro2024 8 ай бұрын
0:40 I Couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
@monkeycat48
@monkeycat48 7 ай бұрын
The same reaction I had. I mean I felt like Sidney Hoffmann one of Rogers persona that’s taking on a life of his very own. When he returns home, finding his garden destroyed his especially his tree, and his neighbor describes the details in the most shocking, confusing way considering Roger violated a tree. 🤣🤣🤣
@senderbro2024
@senderbro2024 7 ай бұрын
Ya, i was just that scene, and when He said the R word, I was like, "wtf😮😂"
@mynamesnotdan
@mynamesnotdan 7 ай бұрын
it IS character assassination. all of these new shows are
@monkeycat48
@monkeycat48 7 ай бұрын
OK everything master chief described about the show is exactly how I reacted when I first saw season one and season two all the way. I swear I totally relate to master chief, right there. Yeah the people that made this didn’t do their homework on halo at all. I’m watching Mr. invincible now because at least they stick with some of the comic stuff I mean the games were based off the books from halo. so it’s like they didn’t even bother following the books either. we need one with the arbiter reacting to the show, I guarantee you he would have the same results in the very pissed off way. Considering the arbiter they had in this show was killed off at the end of season two
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