Master Chief is in prison for his Black Friday shenanigans

[@dokkal9089]

So that's why the Chief was out for 6 months in Infinite!

[@davidshillaker7578]

Keep in mind that Chief is able to lift tanks. This begs the question, HOW FRIGGIN HUGE WAS THIS WOMAN?

[@MasterChief203]

She was massive....

[@Super_Citizen_Paimon]

Basically the weight of a Sh'wada-pattern supercarrier compressed into something the height of a refrigerator and width of a truck. Or in layman's terms; fatter than fat.

[@genericnameandgamertag7448]

I found you

[@johnmacangus2634]

Atriox's ex-wife

[@Black_Jazz]

Spartans can fling each other and an average Spartan's like half a ton

[@Horrowes]

Chief referring to the other customers as "hostiles" is such a small but hilarious addition

[@poly_g6068]

I am wheezing. 'Neutralized' a single mother and her two children 😂

[@coolersnoipah173]

Literally Master Chief in the books.

[@MR.LMR1996]

Master Chief when an ODST bumps him in the shoulder on purpose be like...

[@The_Storyteller_8007]

(me a Spartan in the next room over hearing crushing bone and screaming) Ummm I should be concerned shouldn't I?

[@meathead6155]

Del Rio: Arrest that man arrest him! This video:

[@ethan-qm8gu]

We need a animated version now 😂

[@Ibeathaloreach]

Fr

[@TheLastArbiter]

Please 🙏 😂

[@Mgsfan-uz4pg]

I'd pay bad money for this

[@ericmulcahey1]

YES!

[@Godzilla00X]

When he said "asset denial" i lost it

[@alpha5664]

Black Friday has a way of corrupting all of us.

[@mynamesnotdan]

he still got that waffle maker tho right?

[@TheLastArbiter]

I’m fucking dying listening to this 🤣🤣💀 what a hero

[@Black_Jazz]

This has to be animated 💀

[@jdmarx28]

War hasn't been kind on the Chief

[@nathanoutdoors7981]

Master chief, you did nothing wrong

[@zakigaming9349]

Actually sounds like he's giving his case in court xD, Arby's vs Cheeks in court would be funny as hell

[@Logan-B186]

But who tf managed to arrest him?

[@Peter_Turbo4]

Probably Buck, the only man with Balls enough to do something like this.

[@Logan-B186]

@@Peter_Turbo4 we need a part 2 of buck's side of the story, about this CRAZY mf he had to take down like it was another day at the office

[@meathead6155]

Del Rio did it.

[@flipyapd2321]

Definitely not Del Rio

[@LvUrFR3NZ-a-CrazyDiamond]

Del Rio had Chief arrested. Palmer was like "How?" Buck went with courage

[@kyleslavik6324]

Don't underestimate the voluptuous that seems to be the lesson they got durability.

[@howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839]

Bro I don't think you used that word right.... voluptuous is used in... different... connotations... 💀

[@kyleslavik6324]

@@howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839 I looked up the synonym you have a point.

[@Noble-6-]

*sigh-*....how much does your bail cost....

[@zerg4083]

This is amazing

[@genericnameandgamertag7448]

Mustard beef needed another xbox

[@Z-Romello]

your Chief swung a kid like a bat into the dad probably killing em both, all for an xbox....Jeez, Chief's wild😂

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

An x-box that was ultimately destroyed. lol everyone who fought Chief or got in his way died for no reason.

[@jadenbowers4607]

Every president would understand fully and give you the Presidential pardon for that very tough moral decision you had to make

[@EclipseGaming-pp6rn]

Master chief makes me think of him being a qb running with xbox in arm like a football

[@kyleslavik6324]

Thank you Master Cheeks.

[@kyleslavik6324]

Sorry to hear about your imprisonment.

[@kyleslavik6324]

You put quite a skirmish Master Cheeks still it sucks about your imprisonment.

[@lvtuckerrvb]

You should've done a stone cold stunner instead of a tombstone pile drive.

[@MegaMan.exe20XX]

Hmmm? You sure it was a "woman" chief? No offense, I thought it was guy, who lived in New Mombasa and made some nice tasty kabobs. Am I wrong then?

[@gameplayer2014]

This needs animated.

[@The_Storyteller_8007]

Supersoldiers on black Friday be like Edit: tell me im wrong.

[@CameraGuyClyde]

I need someone to animate this 🙏

[@EXKALlBUR_]

10/10💀💀💀

[@shep9231]

I wanna see what this fight looked like....

[@kyleslavik6324]

Dude that stinks.

[@norelapse]

I gotta animate this

[@SleepyBus-en7zu]

😂Good good......❤

[@andrewweber9930]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@_TheDoomSlayer]

😭

[@WebSoak]

That sucks

[@Ibeathaloreach]

Just My Opinion.