Master Chief Helps You Get Over You Fear Of Talking To Women.

[@YouthfulCrusader]

The fact he made the analogy of woman being talked to makes you feel like you are up against the covenant without intel 🤣

[@misters1r900]

It be like that though

[@royrobinson2500]

i don't like how right that is

[@WorldWalker128]

@@royrobinson2500 Guy: "So how was work?" Grunt: "Oh it was just AWFUL! The captain knocked my coffee out of my hand and it got all over Yapyap AND my plasma pistol! The thing shorted out and a few seconds later it exploded! The energy backlash fried a nearby navigation console which made our ship go off course and wreck into a meteor! The swimming pool and the sleeping quarters are completely gone and the kitchen got crushed into metal confetti which means we've only got tasteless emergency rations for the next two months until we can get to a proper shipyard for repairs!" Guy: "Well on the bright side you made it out okay and once you get back to a shipyard you'll get at least a month or two's free leave." Grunt: "Hmm....I didn't think of it like that. What are your plans in a few months?"

[@danielleboyer5844]

As a female I can bring the news that we do also enjoy halo. Good luck out there spartans, and I hope you all find a good partner

[@johnshrekinson]

🫡

[@Thorn_87]

I have regained my confidence 😭

[@opilo3339]

Thank you maam I might not be a spartan I am an ODST as you can see by my profile picture but that helps a lot, the elite I’m facing plays games halo is not included but I’m facing it just like chief did when he met the forerunners for the first time 🫡

[@sonny7821]

@@opilo3339it’s okay, It’s going to be like humanity’s first contact with the covenant at harvest, you don’t really understand each other but will over time, good luck marine 🫡🫡🫡

[@Zeke2p9]

News Media: Be afraid of AI voices because they pose a threat to national security AI voices:

[@Valhalla_Heathen]

Master Chief is one hell of a motivational speaker 🙏🏻

[@gosple2]

Why do I find MC having a cup of coffee while talking about women so wholesome?

[@thesenate6885]

Dude, with my level of Rizz, women may very well be aliens.

[@WorldWalker128]

Captain Kirk made that work. Actually come to think of it that might be WHY he got with alien women so much.

[@Robin_Hood05]

If women are like aliens, then you've got to adapt, Spartan. Learn from Commander Shepard; he made it work.

[@acrock21]

Chief when this is all over... we should get a beer together!

[@WorldWalker128]

About that beer you owe him....

[@acrock21]

@@WorldWalker128 oh yeah i drank it already... but there is a store right down the street that sells more! =D

[@Hepheat75]

Master Chief is the perfect father figure.

[@unknowncrafter7828]

unable to watch the whole thing but i wanted to leave a quick comment on this, this is genuinely just so damn wholesome and lovely i enjoy every bit of this tbh, glad people are making extremely good use out of this, the best thing about this is regardless of a AI using it's voice on this, there's someone behind that voice still, just using master chief's voice, a man and solider a lot of boys, and men look up too, i appreciate this and you for making this.

[@maddycerise]

Woman here. It really takes a lot for a guy to build the courage to approach a woman, and even bring up how they feel about her. Fear of rejection is real. Women can be really mean, no doubt.

[@FoxSenpie]

it really doesn't help us that we keep seeing how women make fun of the guy for asking or set standards are near impossible for most men

[@WorldWalker128]

@@FoxSenpieOr outright slander their reputation online to the point where it gets some people fired, or leveling false harassment or raype claims that can destroy an entire life's worth of work.

[@necrosteel5013]

​​@@WorldWalker128I think a more significant pain is the witnessing of countless passionate fandoms, truly male inclusive communities, and franchises that fell once women as a demographic entered them. It's like as many good women there are, the flood is almost always following them closely. It makes sharing anything feel dangerous, because not only does that mean you are stuck having very little common ground, but that having her with you seems to ruin everything both of you tried to share.

[@bandit2613]

this is some ready player one shit. cool tho, this type of thing can help a lot of ppl who need it

[@BaileyMagnurson]

I needed this man thank you.

[@SD_0617yrs.]

Be yourself and right ones will come forward.

[@WorldWalker128]

Ah yes, that's why cougars and land whales keep hitting on me despite giving NO SIGN that I'm attracted to them at all.

[@stonetiger257]

treat her as a fellow soldier……. yeah i’m going to jail

[@adamwe9143]

Modern wooman: who hurt you? 😂

[@Lecentra]

I'm surprised he didn't say bring a cart with a second armor on it, a legal document of donation of all your belongings and give her your wallet as a sacrifice for keeps and then wait for her blessing buff of approval.

[@gavinlamp5426]

Well he did chat with Cortana for a while

[@warmachine8741]

But he never got her anything lol

[@WorldWalker128]

@thearbiter933Simping at all isn't good for mental health.

[@NitroArtTart]

Just asked her if she wanted to go to the mall and do some window shopping, my ass is actually so damn nervous-

[@SkeellBoy]

"You don't need an overshield" My overshield: Jack Daniel's

[@romanticidexx]

"You don't need your energy sword" LOL I mean you might 😂

[@titotoledo4]

Actually, you might need your energy sword for the situation depending how well things go😉

[@X_Spence]

YES SIR MASTER CHIEF SIR 🫡

[@carloscastillotorres7545]

I'm NOT A Spartan, I'm A Conscript, But I Will Do My Best

[@billrole4879]

SLAY-HER!

[@goforMGS]

We did take down the Flood together

[@WorldWalker128]

That was easier than getting a date is. At least The Flood are straight-forward with their intentions. With women you need a mine detector, a map, a compass, and at least a handsome face, and sorry Chief, but the corps didn't issue me any of those.

[@bvbguitarslayer9190]

Chief is amazing

[@Idevaughan530]

We are all the sparten family

[@WorldWalker128]

I'd rather fight the flood in person than try to hook up with modern women.

[@necrosteel5013]

​@@WorldWalker128 which is basically fighting the flood with a blindfold.

[@seanraines8459]

Thank you chief

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Chief waiting for Cortana, 2552.

[@SilencedNoob_]

Why did this make me cry

[@tempest8882]

Unfortunately, I have the skull “Social Anxiety” active

[@Ghost-zf7tx]

Stay strong fellow Spartans! We can do this together DATTEBAYO 👊😺

[@INDOMINISNICKY]

This helped a lot

[@SpartanCodeTBAG]

Lol is it just me or was I expecting Edward Buck?

[@d3cayingc0rpse]

Hey what is the music that is playing in the video?

[@RoboRibs]

deference for darkness from halo 3 odst

[@d3cayingc0rpse]

@@RoboRibs UR A HERO TYSM

[@joshuadelgado1286]

Thanks Chief. Now fix your games

[@donkeyparadise9276]

Covenant without any intel

[@Nicolia-ov1rt]

Bro the "Camel power up" part got me confused.

[@hearthatbird]

Average Halo fan when women:

[@thedudeofthenorth]

But why does the soundtrack play whenever I approach them...

[@bl4ck375]

Bu..but chief.. the NJPs Chief!

[@Son_Joe_Productions]

Can you make videos of Chief saying Shepard’s paragon speech from the Mass Effect games?

[@anthonygonzales3523]

lmao

[@QT_Pi3_Archive]

(WLW smiling)

[@aceofthespades3348]

ok I’ll try Chief I don’t have the rizz

[@EvilPaladin11]

Instructions unclear: Cute girl left the bar with another man before I could talk with her, because I was scouring her Facebook and LinkedIn profiles for conversation starters.

[@john_tornado]

I'll try.

[@commandermassacre]

is it Steve downes himself talking or is it AI generated?

[@thepersonyouknow1714]

It’s over

[@matty8658]

😂😂😂😂

[@phillylegion]

this is weird timing because i'm 18 years old and wish i was taken. :(

[@FoxSenpie]

don't worry men we both will find someone at some point i will be 21 in a few months and i am still single

[@TheYoscast]

Was hoping on the chiefs first words was f u 343 😂😂😂, comments disabled double ouch I guess 🤣🤣

[@malpacino6760]

I wish I could meet the man behind the voice he helped my find love and she wasn't even a gamer. I love you man your a champion of men and I hope good things come your way and to everybody else as well. Listen to him guys even if you thought you were good with girls the one that you truly fall for will make you buckle at the knees. We all need support and this is an amazing way to get if even if you have halo you can't hate the voice of chief and the advise the synthetic soundsmith gives.