Master of Disguise - Nostalgia Critic

[@daniellavaladez9538]

That 1% rating was probably for that one fart joke that actually worked.

[@mayormccheese2641]

Then we need this movie up to a 2% lol

[@joeywomer]

I probably would've enjoyed the fart jokes if the same sound effect wasn't used more than once. Meaning if they used different fart pitches.

[@3000Shog]

the movie needs 3%, the movie had 3 fart jokes

[@alinaser8226]

didn't understand the stastics, error, margin part?

[@daniellavaladez9538]

+3000Shog Yes, but it was only the first time they used a fart joke that it was funny.

[@PyroGothNerd]

Reasons why the fart joke is funny: 1: Only thing in this movie that actually feels like a joke 2: The villain's dramatic scenes being ruined 3: Only non-offensive joke attempt

[@TheDragonEevee]

I love the long pause afterwards, added to the humor.

[@extremelymoist6661]

4-He's off on the Golden Path, and to kill Pagan Min

[@Thecolorgreen]

Also, the good ones are the ones that you don't see coming. And they're subtle, too.

[@Thecolorgreen]

Boston Towny4life And Boston townies.

[@rebeccab5474]

5 - the first joke ever made was a fart joke

[@camofan123]

People who were better at being 'Masters of Disguises' Wario, Robbie Rotten, and Team Rocket

[@ashuraconla2550]

Yep

[@robertcarldecker]

And Ethan Hunt

[@buggsmalone8178]

And joseph joestar

[@ZER0O9]

Dick dastardly

[@robertcarldecker]

sweetblackblood1 we all do!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😿😿😿

[@joelnicholson]

Fun fact: the "turtle club" scene was being filmed on the 11th September 2001, which led to Dana Carvey having to venture a moment's silence in consideration of the tragedy unfolding that day. Whilst wearing that costume.

[@DaveMiller6042]

Amazing.

[@omarsalem1219]

Oh My god

[@poksi360]

Fun fact?

[@madmanpecos]

That’s funnier than any of the jokes in the movie

[@jakublulek3261]

That makes it even worse.

[@crowejagerson3816]

i think this movie was actually like a ton of unused SNL skits mashed together with this character made up to connect them all.

[@SetzerII]

That makes more sense than it has a right to.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

That makes weirdly more sense than anything else.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

It does remind me of that one SNL skit where the running gag was farting. I only got to the first one before i clicked to a different SNL skit

[@thegameknight8916]

The emoji film TRIED. More than I can say for this goddamn pile of dog shit.

[@JayKayEllEmm]

crowe jagerson It was like if all of the Mr Robinson skits were made into a movie, BUT THOSE WERE FUNNY!!!!!!

[@elijahdominguez6366]

My favorite Rotten Tomatoes review for this movie is "A film about as funny as a seeping wound."

[@gageperuti5519]

That's an insult to the comic brilliance of seeping wounds.

[@justagiantnerd8001]

@Sarcastic dude a execution would be more entertaining than this crap

[@OreoSmithOfficial]

@sarcasticdude2320 That's an insult to the enjoyability of a public execution

[@SomeDude0305]

@@OreoSmithOfficialThis movie is just an insult

[@briantinsley3598]

Doug's psychotic break midway through the review leads me to believe that this is the true origin story of the Joker. He saw The Master of Disguise, went insane and never recovered.

[@pixartist3959]

Have we ever considered Doug Walker was actually the joker before he was the joker

[@Clone-up2ge]

he's Melvin brother of the joker

[@msthecommentator2863]

Jennifer Esposito: *looking over the gifts the Critic sent* "Ahh, someone watched 'Master of Disguise' again...oh, well. At least I got some chocolates!"

[@TheRedstoneTaco]

I love how this dude can go on for 31 whole freaking minutes making fun of a movie only 80 minutes long and have me laughing my head off the whole time. You are a legend.

[@ChannelAwesome]

Thanks for the kind words and watching!

[@dcarterm8371]

Channel Awesome lol That is the whole reason that I subbed to you

[@ShursGarden]

This movie has a soft spot because "TURTLE," but I see your point. Anyway, do you think you could do The Princess Bride?

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

You are the only reason i look forward to moderm movies. Because of your awesome and on point reviews that reflect the reasosn i hate 95 percent of todays crap

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

TheRedstoneTaco this movie does not scare the little girl IT TRIGGERS THE LITTLE GIRL!!!!

[@Chris-ci8vs]

It's bad when a fart joke is the highlight of a film.

[@butterscotch3730]

Well it was probably very silly to record "Fart joke!" "I miss you fart joke"

[@pittland44]

Yeah, that does not speak well of them.

[@aalex970]

7 Words Teen Titans Go To The Movies Trailer

[@stanfrollpans1569]

everybody press F on your keyboard right now

[@varietyhub2948]

A fart joke was the highlight of a spongebob episode and it was ok

[@lilturk726]

Top three tear-jerker scenes: 1. The end of All Dogs Go To Heaven 2. The scene in Terminator 2 where Arnie dies 3. The moment Critic says goodbye to his good friend Fart Joke That last one gets me every time

[@Andrew-mw9is]

dobby dies in harry potter HAAA SPOILED IT HAAA

[@puffspetal35]

The dark universe actually comes off

[@plushytoons9529]

same

[@stopgenduh1690]

Or when (spoiler) Iron man dies in endgame

[@timmylong833]

Embidd you forgot Homeward Bound, when Shadow came limping back through the woods.

[@moricwilson]

"You flew too close to the sun on the wings of flatulence" Underrated line

[@Gimodon]

"Somebody has to be in some form of misery" There is: The audience!

[@LadyOnikara]

I was thinking this. Yep, you can't see us, but we're doubled over in pain.

[@forest.greene]

Robbie Rotten is the true master of disguise.

[@skyscraperfronterline5701]

The movie would've been a thousand times better if he was starring in it.

[@Xehanort10]

Not really since the kids are always just too stupid to realise it's him.

[@LeHobbitFan]

Well... Technically... Yeah !

[@reviewception4328]

Jack Private Surname he is number one

[@Mr_Deedeedoo]

indeed

[@JJBrothersExist]

he says turtle, over. and over

[@TheSuperBigPunch]

PersonMan I still don't get it.

[@JJBrothersExist]

TheSuperBigPunch he says TURTLE! over and over!

[@koboldhosamen1620]

It's funny because that phrase is being used by some to this day.

[@TheSuperBigPunch]

PersonMan I STILL don't get it.

[@georgeholland9932]

TheSuperBigPunch 'well fuck you i thought it was funny'

[@jeremygeorgia4943]

I had forgotten how brilliant Malcolm was, as "Turtle Critic Man".

[@cjhs2006]

The Turtle Disguise Just Seems Racist Towards Bowser to me

[@zachwillas6329]

It seems racist to turtles as a whole.

[@euniceayala8570]

I bet turtles banned this movie from ever seeing the light of day

[@HunterEQGtribute]

This is probably why Venus from TMNT The Next Mutation never returned! Because she killed herself from how offensive it was to her and the other ninja turtles

[@booqueefious2230]

Under those protective shells, turtles are actually very sensitive creatures

[@cjwrench07]

All I see is the initial inspiration for the Bowsette fetish people. Their brains couldn’t classify it under funny, so it mutated to “¿Sexy?” eventually.

[@justaman3419]

This movie is horrible but: Being Italian myself, the part at 13.21, when the old man talks in Italian made me laugh. Actually what he says is different from what it's written and it's like : "she's quite thin on her ass, are you sorry for that?"

[@Wertsir]

Are you fucking sorry?

[@HORRORINFINITE]

It’s not horrible

[@mofinebovine1597]

Everybody knows that that Happy Madison is a money laundering front.

[@supermariofan03]

Somehow their fans don't seem to care.

[@p.a.4512]

@@supermariofan03 they have fans?

[@Foxy02016]

Listen, I enjoy Adam Sandler, so I like his movies, obviously his Netflix originals have been *amazing*, so really, we could blame the studio

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Hmmmmm no I think you’re talking about Illumination

[@forrestgump6065]

Waterboy. Little Nicky. Click. Anger Management. A lot of people own 1 of these movies.

[@ItMeGogCO]

I saw this movie in the theater when I was 10. I barely laughed. When even a stupid 10 year old thinks your movie sucks you have completely shat the bed.

[@TheStranger513]

I was 11. Never saw it until today. But I always remember my 17 year old brother coming from the theatre and telling me about the jokes. He found it funny and I always thought he was so lame for that. 18 years later I still think he's lame for finding this funny at any age.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

I found it funny at 11. Even had the DVD. But I was a late bloomer when it came to taste. Honestly, I think the premise is fine for a fantasy comedy. It just needs a remake that throws out just about everything OTHER than the premise.

[@avengersfan7735]

I saw the trailer for this when I was 7, and even then I thought “What the, that was the dumbest thing I had ever seen.” I WAS 7 YEARS OLD!

[@drewpeterson9236]

I was 6 and being the dumb 6 year old I was, thought the trailer looked funny. But even my dumb 6 year old ass was disappointed when I actually saw the movie.

[@598superchris]

Same with me! The opening credits and the skit where pistachio and his grandfather sing "who,why,when,where,how".

[@EnemaBagJones24601]

When Brent Spiner came to Ottawa Comic Con this past year, I really really _really_ wanted to bring in a DVD copy of this to get him to sign. Just to either hear his thoughts on it, see a disgusted look...I dunno. But then I remembered he'd have that look/feeling pretty much all day from the Trek fans, so I brought in Out To Sea instead. He's said in interviews it was his favourite project he's ever worked on (and said the same to me when I slid my DVD copy of it across the table to him). Totally worth it. 10-15 minutes of him reminiscing about working with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon was so much more satisfying than irking him.

[@V3xxe]

I did the same thing with Warwick Davis. He was doing a con and everyone was bringing him Star Wars, Harry Potter or Willow. I turned up with Skinned Deep, the weird horror movie where he threw plates. I think sometimes they just like to have that change from the usual stuff they get!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

You guys are the real salt of the earth

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

You chose...wisely.

[@boop7669]

When he was talking about the "fart joke" it reminded me of when I took the theatre in high school, thy actually taught us that a running joke in any play or movie is funny the first time, eye rolling the second, and hilarious the third time. If it's done right that is. Pretty interesting

[@puffspetal35]

Your teacher predicted this movie excepted it’s a bit more shit

[@TriniKnight01]

After the third instance (this is my second time watching the review), I stopped to think about it. I don't believe it's the fact that it happens three times (at that point), I think it's the fact that the comedic timing is spot on the first and third time and bad the second, fourth and last times (where it's really predictable and seems forced). ...did I really say a fart joke seemed forced? Oh dear.

[@metademetra]

I am BUHLOCKAY Did your theater teacher tell you about the fourth or fifth?

[@kataddy]

Yeah! It's the rule of 3s! It's a well known comedy effect. But You bring something up once to set it up twice to establish a pattern and then the 3rd time has a bigger variable. It's interesting stuff

[@metademetra]

kataddy Funny, that exact format was used with Rachel in this video. With each attempt at murder getting more ridiculous and oddly specific. Funny how a dude with a small team of writers can do a better job at comedy than a major studio.

[@Ramzy_Prod]

The laughing skit was funnier than the whole movie

[@Blitzo8390]

EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG “Oh hello” *Gets beaten with baseball bat*

[@brettforsyth4842]

iT's FuCkInG IcOnIc

[@ethanco453]

I hope they're all right.

[@michaelwiseman6422]

Ramarni Roberts, I could watch ANYONE beating the shit out of people, even if I was the person being beat up. It’d be less painful than watching this shit.

[@beeking1792]

The farting scenes are funny even the one when the guy farts in the pool, I really found that funny though the whole movie, a man laughs then farts. I am NOT immature though

[@gracedoubleu]

I just found out that Pistachio's "girlfriend" was also the mom in Wizards Of Waverly Place...

[@blinkingintensifies8212]

Grace Woofter Maria Canals. Yeah she is beautiful omg

[@thecowboyswordsman9255]

Also, Hawkgirl from the Justice League animated series.

[@LucyLioness100]

Thank God she had those shows to save her career

[@BlackstarSI]

The Actress is actually Jennifer Esposito. She wasn’t the mom, though I can understand the resemblance.

[@BlackstarSI]

I’m trippin, disregard lol

[@DavidSCP5]

The Fart Joke Journey Chapter 1: Unexpected - 10:06 - Chapter 2: Too close to the sun - 11:40 - Chapter 3: The return - 21:23 - Chapter 4: Wherever the wind may take it - 24:14 - Chapter 5: The end of a journey - 25:41 - Epilogue: The breaking of the wind - 29:24 - |

[@FizzleFX]

You sure you ain't talking about the latest *StarWars Movies* !?

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@FizzleFX Not really. I don't know if they didnthis or not, but I'm pretty certain Dana Carvey didn't insult or bash the people who didn't like the film

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I don't remember Star Wars having fart jokes.

[@theknightsofawesomeness2701]

I'll try to make that a prog rock song.

Melmoth el Diletante Is this the track listing for Dream Theater's latest album?

[@NTE_]

Honestly 8 year old me that this movie was funny mainly bc farts

[@SakarianOutcast]

For my sister and me, it was "la coocaracha". We watched that scene about 20 times

[@RandomCartoonFan2639]

To me it was... The turtle scene

[@gameuniverse8736]

Image 8 year old you seeing the rotten tomatoes score

[@Cowabungas]

Same, this movie is comedic gold when you're 6-12 years old

[@Klarpimier]

Wut

[@ToruKun1]

The only good thing about Master of Disguise is after I saw it in the theaters, I went to my friend's house and played the Gamecube remake of Resident Evil 1 for the first time. So that's a nice memory I associate with the movie.

[@seymoorepoone9512]

Did you use the chainsaw controller that was made for that game? Or, am I mistaken?

[@Mephiles343]

@@seymoorepoone9512 that was re4 i think

[@seymoorepoone9512]

@@Mephiles343 Yeah that sounds about right. Wasn't that controller Gamecube exclusive? Or maybe it was X-Box.

[@Mephiles343]

@@seymoorepoone9512 yeah,It was a gamecube controller

[@seymoorepoone9512]

@@Mephiles343 Thanks for clearing that up homie.

[@supermariofan03]

I bet Carvey is just praying for a Wayne's World 3 to have the tiniest bit of redemption to his career.

[@QuiteDan]

For those curious, Junior is the 2nd worst movie Mike Nelson has ever seen and Little Nicky was the 1st worst.

[@hairbeauty8083]

dandeentremont for some reason little nicky actually made me laugh and usually i hate adam sandler

[@jongon0848]

That list was made before Jack and Jill, Grown Ups 2, and That's My Boy right? Because Little Nicky isn't even Adam Sandler's worst comedy

[@JonathanRobertAlexander]

dandeentremont - Apparently, he hasn't seen _North._

[@FNGLHR]

We should all be so lucky.

[@CoolDude-ze4ep]

Jonathan Alexander or Freddy got fingered

[@DizGuy29o4]

The title of this movie reminded me of Master Of Disguise. I’d rather see Robbie Rotten make a movie about how much of a master of disguise he is

[@Ashethetics]

Diz Guy I’d watch the hell out of a Robbie movie if they went deep into his psyche and like showed that he just wanted to get some sleep. Make him the sympathetic protagonist

[@101Volts]

Rather odd (for lack of a better word) in hindsight since Stefan's death. :/ Maybe he really did need more sleep.

[@cliffordshafran9250]

You know a comedy is bad when it ends with drawn out end credits with gag reels and other unfunny stuff for more than 10 minutes. Master of Disguise, meet Foodfight and Inspector Gadget.

[@peterwayne3571]

But.... Master of disguise is so much better than foodfught

[@robotnikcentric64]

Inspector Gadget is better than both, Foodfight and Masters of Disguise.

[@Predated2]

Well, its okay to add bloopers and stuff in the credits, even to draw out the credits. The issue is when you stop the credit roll to add basically another scene. I mean, I can't get an example from memory directly, but I know for a fact I have seen movies that added blooper reels/deleted scenes to the credits while also still rolling the credits.

[@JoelGriggs42]

@@Predated2 Basically any Jackie Chan movie?

[@MVHS85]

There was a Burt Reynolds/Lonnie Anderson movie like that....and yes, it sucked

[@jamestolbert6534]

Here's how to fix the fourth fart joke: He goes the entire laugh without farting, waits a moment, goes "Yes!", heads out, and the fart goes through the door. Anyone got ideas on what to do with the fifth?

[@nifralo2752]

He wets himself instead?

[@noahblair3020]

Simple. cut it out of the movie.

[@SitaraAleu]

I actually snickered at that. That’s actually really funny 😂

[@zacharyemmett1784]

Have the fart be so powerful that it blast all the water out the pool or turns it brown since he's dead Also technically there's six farts in the movie but the second and third are mostly the same

[@mrcritical6751]

Fifth one they think he’s dead and have a moment of silence, he then farts in the middle of it

[@Brolygarcia92]

18:10 oh so that is how the joker was born

[@TheSteamLord]

Because of a little wiener, and some tiny nuts.

[@laurikorkeaniemi7633]

"All it takes is one...bad...joke."

[@troglodyte1378]

No you dummy, that's Melvin, the brother of the Joker

[@gramsxg2297]

@@troglodyte1378 WE DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME.

[@CBK3082]

19:02-19:12 The last thing Jason Todd saw before Joker killed him

[@legoking6165]

Too true. Must've been horrifying.

[@ChasehaWing]

Dark

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

😂🤡☠️😂😈

[@aaronhossain4492]

No, that was every adult after the thousandth time they heard let it go.

[@Luxito_DeWarlock]

Aaron Hossain I agree that song makes my ears bleed and rots my brain. I’d rather stand next to a jackhammer without earplugs than hear frickin Elsa and anyone else sing that

[@rckblzr]

You gotta hand it to Carvey though. He did a great Mitch McConnell impression in this film.

[@Gage-jk4pm]

I feel sorry for him

[@jcdenton7914]

Main reason I remember it

[@3MolesInATrenchCoat]

​@@Gage-jk4pm Mitch? Yeah... hope his misery ends soon! 😊

[@thegageshow3-k3h]

​@@Gage-jk4pmthis dumbass was me.

[@thegageshow3-k3h]

I mean it was my old account.

[@beanteen4266]

Fun fact: the turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11. Meaning Dana Carvey was in a turtle costume as the twin towers fell.

[@beachboys2029]

Fun fact? lol

[@diegogarcicruz6134]

“If we don’t finish the scene, the terrorists win.”- Razzle

[@erincurrie1560]

@@diegogarcicruz6134 another RAZZLE fan lol

[@koalasandwich567]

That's something you don't see at 9/11 anniversary tribute

[@cainster]

I can't figure out which one was the bigger tragedy to America.

[@davidnichols5761]

I like how we just breeze past the fact that our protagonist bites a man's nose clean off, spits it back onto his face where it magically reattaches, and the party mostly continues as if nothing happened. All while a mentally deranged man in a turtle costume walks around escorted by a woman who should be in a much better movie. I know I shouldn't expect logic, but goddamn.

[@carlbloke8797]

David Nichols profound words man

[@odstarmor557]

Its so ludicrous and dumb we have no choice but to breeze past it.

[@ryans2259]

11:26 i assume I he had said "kill me with fire" than Rachel would be behind him with a match and gassoline

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Awesome _Attack on Titan: Survey Corps_ icon you have, there.

[@ryans2259]

Thanks :)

[@Mr_Deedeedoo]

same

[@ChakatStripedfur]

Ryan Smaletz You're welcome!

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

Agreed

[@RyuichiNoGekido]

I guess the NC really liked the “little wiener and tiny nuts” joke. He was laughing so hard he lost his shit. It wasn’t that funny... I usually only have to bludgeon a single person after that scene. Three is a little excessive.

[@DoctorProph3t]

Y’all are crazy, I only dug a couple chunks out of my arm after that scene. A light chuckle, at best.

[@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878]

@@DoctorProph3t a light chuNkle?

[@Bisheimer]

I dont know if you got Wooshed or if you wanted to woosh somebody.

[@geoffelder908]

Keep in mind that the "turtle club scene" was literally being filmed during the terrorist attack on September 11, 2001. So you can connect the dots... Dana Carvey caused 9/11! But on a side note, Jennifer Esposito is pretty hot in this.

[@Mothlord03]

Was it seriosuly filmed during it? My God

[@trainman5675]

Oh dear god...having moments of silence in that suit

[@twinwoodsman]

Wait, this came out AFTER Shrek? What the fuck.

[@puffspetal35]

Your profile picture perfectly match your comment twinwoodsman

[@jarrettwhitlow8700]

Watching in 2018. I MISS RACHEL

[@elirayzor]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYDSmKuXlpmbpbs

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@Queenofawesome25 isn't she back full time?

[@jimbackmann7808]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 no :( but she stays in contact with Tamara Chambers and has her own channel. But she hasn't uploaded anything in a long while. I heard she's pretty active on Twitter though!

[@samkresil6011]

Yeah, because where is she now, though?

[@garywilson3042]

@@samkresil6011 she is an aspiring a actress in Hollywood I believe

[@Gravitynaut]

Like if you cried when Fart Joke died... Real tears

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

did you also.. no nothing

[@joewilenzik9119]

I said good riddance when fart joke died.

[@isaac1670]

I let out a sigh of relief.

[@Zekiraeth]

Rip in pepperoni: Fart Joke (2002-2002)

[@RAFMnBgaming]

i cri evry tiem

[@carmelopearman5721]

Master of disguise was 10 years ahead of its time, predicting KZbin poops

[@beeking1792]

What do you mean

[@maxweltersworld2270]

@@beeking1792 the whole movie feels less like a movie, and more like a KZbin poop. A bad one.

[@HORRORINFINITE]

@@maxweltersworld2270it’s a great movie I laugh my ass off every time

[@Wendy_O._Koopa]

Predicting Family Guy cutaways

[@mdudegamer]

I saw this movie once when I was in first grade, at a friend's house. The second time I saw it was in high school, in Spanish this time. I was utterly befuddled by the end of it. However, I will admit, some of the scenes in this review still got a chuckle out of me.

[@calvinlee8103]

I saw this when it came out. Not a single laugh in the entire packed theater. Just lots of restless kids asking to leave. It was fucking agony.

[@robertwood1689]

mdudegamer if you can believe me, I watched this on repeat as a kid. Had it on VHS and would literally watch it multiple times a day. To the point of being able to recite every line XD

[@cooperschlickau4062]

Calvin Lee i feel sorry for you

[@luckyDancer100]

I remember seeing this as a kid too and literally only laughing at the fart joke lmao. Otherwise I thought it was really weird.

[@necrome9746]

@@luckyDancer100 I tried watching it. I tried so hard to watch it. Lasted 20 minutes. Just could not carry on.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

How to kill a movie instantly >Happy Madison presents...

[@Adam-dk4lj]

AtticWarrior1994 Happy Gilmore

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

What makes the fart joke work is that Brent Spiner plays it perfectly

[@TheAzerath]

It’s not a joke. It’s just a fart sound. There’s no set up or formula that would qualify in as a joke.

[@childecamehome7149]

I really thought doug was having a seizure when he laughed

[@-th1rty3-]

Dana Carvey in a moment of silence, wearing that turtle costume. Fourth tragedy happened on that horrid day: The making of this movie.

[@Blahander]

"The third worst comedy I have ever seen." The third scariest thing I have ever read.

[@brasteen1]

The Game Knight Little Nicky is his number one worst.

[@faillblogkeyboardcat]

Keep in mind we're talking about Mike Nelson, the second host of _Mystery Science Theater 3000._ Also, to answer The Game Knights question, according to the article he wrote for Cracked, 2 & 1 are _Junior_ and _Little Nicky._

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Ok who’s mike Nelson.

[@faillblogkeyboardcat]

Jarod Farrant I feel my previous comment answered that question.

[@siukong]

faillblogkeyboardcat really, Junior? I mean, it wasn't that good, but 2nd worst of all time?

[@FictionWriter95]

For what it's worth, my analysis of the fart joke: 1st time: (Generally speaking) pretty unexpected 2nd time: Basically an exact repeat of the first time: you're expecting it, the surprise is totally lost 3rd time: You expect another repeat, then he stops laughing and you think they just forgot about putting it in or something. Then he starts talking and farts, creating a delayed gratification, aka "TIMING!", aka subversion of expectations, aka humor 4th time: He'd already farted several times in the seconds leading up to the joke, killing any suspense. Also the actor played it up too much 5th time: So much expectation has been built up (by that joke being the villain's only character trait) that's it's impossible for it to be funny anymore. And again, the Carvey and the others play it up too much. "Look! He farted! Just like all the other times! Isn't that such a great and clever joke we did for the entirety of the movie?" It would have been better if they paused for a second and somebody said, "Yep, he's dead" or something to that effect. I love doing analysis stuff like this :)

[@carlbloke8797]

FictionWriter95 Great analysis you and NC did on the farting. You greatly described the farts were good and bad

[@FictionWriter95]

Carl Bloke :)

[@dragenfire68]

FictionWriter95 aka its the rachel joke, only difference is that its still funny the second time

[@siukong]

FictionWriter95 basically you put more thought into comedy in those few paragraphs than the creators did for their entire film.

[@christianred9730]

I have the same opinions of good people.😌

[@Daorf]

I have one and only one defense for this movie and that's that when I was a kid with Asperger's and didn't know it, I had a terrible habit/coping mechanism of starting to imitate the people around me. This movie was when I saw someone afflicted in the same way, and it became his superpower. So I saw that if I got control of it, I could become an impressionist and even become funny and endearing to people. Representation matters, I guess?

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

Fuck representation

[@GothMermaidGamer]

I do that but with movies/tv show characters

[@penguinsavage6801]

@@GothMermaidGamer Same!

[@sphjinx1448]

@@worlds1ep3enthusiast92 huh.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

Good for you man.

[@mattbarber97]

Fun fact: The turtle scene was shot during 9/11

[@dylanaroberts97]

I swear, if that's true, I'm slitting my own goddamn throat.

[@mattbarber97]

It's true, they stopped and had a minute's silence during filming

[@dylanaroberts97]

Well, there goes my throat.

[@theroleplayinggamer837]

Now I'm imagining Dana Carvey with his head down, hands folded, and whispering "Turtle" under his breath. In the turtle costume of course.

[@stormyguy25]

Dylan? Hey, has anyone seen Dylan?

[@EliseArainai]

On the bright side, the main actress got onto NCIS for a season, so hopefully that makes up for this a little

[@ChakatStripedfur]

You got something wrong, Doug, this isn't the worst comedy of all time. In order for that to be true, it would actually have to be funny first.

[@usshypernova4199]

Chakat Stripedfur of course, it's NOT funny!

[@zee339]

well said

[@buzzedbeelzebub9454]

But that's the point.

[@miletius1307]

Don’t you disrespect fart joke.

[@diatrigger6636]

That's why he calls it "Cinematic Suicide"

[@cjdragonemperor5374]

18:50 Ladies and gentlemen, this movie has completely drove Critic into utter insanity.

[@craigcrisostomo9803]

That moment when you realize Critic's reactions are way funnier than this movie.

[@charlesdewitt8087]

@@briansehestedt4902 And yet here you are watching his videos... "Who is the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

[@mr.fahrenheit3768]

Charles Dewitt I mean, you basically just called Doug a fool. Besides, Brian doesn't follow this "fool" as made evident by his comment, so the quote you used to seem more intelligent and profound is irrelevant to the situation. Especially since the quote implies that the follower of this fool is unaware of the fool's foolishness, which Brian does not demonstrate

[@werewulf2484]

Mr. Fahrenheit i can imagine how smart you felt typing that out lol. Why do you guys take this shit so seriously

[@ethankleinman1067]

@@briansehestedt4902 lol then why are you watching his videos then if you find it obnoxious? plus other people have diffrent opinions than you.

[@writingaccount6399]

Ok seriously the cast of this KZbin show is funnier, has better comedic timing and story telling than this film.

[@yarsivad000.5]

That is not a good compliment.

[@cooperschlickau4062]

Better than the movie

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

A channel with 500 subs, no ad revenue, and ONE unemployed cast member is funnier than this film.

[@mr.fahrenheit3768]

Starman Gaming You're seriously using number of subs as a measure of quality?

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@mr.fahrenheit3768 Nope. More of a joke to compare this film to a guy/gal struggling to make YT their job.

[@stevehall364]

Your review is genuinely funnier than the entirety of the movie you reviewed.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

He has a talent for that.

[@HORRORINFINITE]

No it’s not he ruins everything good movie

[@Crazybenbros8988]

Doug’s storyline with the fart joke is more entertaining than the entire movie

[@squishybrick]

"This is no life for my son, I will never tell him of his true destiny" The first line shown to us in this review of the movie.. What does that even mean? If he doesn't want his son to have this life, why does he then say it's his DESTINY?.. If he's somehow bound by destiny to share this life, how does he benefit from NOT being told it?.. God, so cliche`..

[@lunabearsong2043]

squishybrick Being cliche is the point.

[@101Volts]

Guess it was just that _he_ couldn't tell his son "his true destiny" because telling him wouldn't be "a life for his son."

[@alexjewett7455]

Dont question it you will go insane

[@Predated2]

@@101Volts either that, of he realized his son was just too stupid to carry that burden.

[@Metrion77]

I'd have loved if the villain had hypnotized the dad, then the dad (believing he was the villain) knocked out the real villain and left him in the chair. Thus pisstachio would have been working endlessly trying to figure out how to fix his dad, when his dad was out there being the villain.

[@DarlCron]

Metrion77, that could have saved the movie.

[@TheNthMouse]

No. Just No.

[@justagiantnerd8001]

You think the writers could think of something like that?

[@AnnoyingSquib]

You know you're in for one hell of a ride if Mike Nelson says it's one of the worst comedies he's ever seen.

[@yupitsjessbbyx3]

AnnoyingSquib oh good god

[@lauralowe7834]

AnnoyingSquib I was thinking the same thing, plus..."what other movies beat this !?"

[@AnnoyingSquib]

Maybe Catalina Caper? Thats the only MST3K comedy they ever did and it was a snooze fest.

[@Karmy.]

AnnoyingSquib ah jeez if MST3K thinks it's a serious piece of shit then it's baaaaddddd

[@patrickpastor8041]

Did anyone else notice that the man at 23:08 is Keenan Thompson? I'm fairly certain that's him.

[@galleryofrogues]

Patrick Pastor It is.

[@nerveagent1905]

Ok but the mom from Wizards of Waverly Place

[@The_Punisher]

I realized that

[@1TopGunPaintballer]

Oh shit, that didn't click at all from me

[@bluepandarose1987]

I realized that as I read the comment, god dayuuuuumn.

[@kaylaadjekum6270]

Maria Canals

[@brendopls]

Someone in my algebra class today made a reference to this movie

[@jordy4263]

Pluendi I pity you

[@joeyjojoshabadoo2508]

Pluendi Did he repeated turtle over and over again?

[@parkeredison9655]

Hi... I'm pretty sure it was me

[@GuyontheInternet525]

Pluendi what was it?

[@dr.k8610]

Get a new algebra class

[@yogurtbanana2124]

Lost it at the bat scene. These videos help me to cope with my depression. God bless you Doug Walker, you and your whole team.

[@alejandroacevedo9449]

Fun Fact: Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers, Steve Martin, the late Robin Williams and even Jim Carrey were all considered for the role of Pistachio Disguisey before Dana Carvey was cast... I don't judge them

[@Disney65Fan]

Now imagine Jim Carrey in this good god it would be so bad. Robin Williams it would kill his career.

[@spittinvenom9843]

Crisis averted they all said, but Carvey

[@brandonspain12345]

@@Disney65Fan Maybe it would be like Grinch where it's a awful movie but he would've saved it slightly for being entertaining.

[@jeremybarker5510]

You must review Jack and Jill.

[@joewilenzik9119]

HASN'T HE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!?

[@FoxMedina]

he must suffer for their sins

[@joewilenzik9119]

No man should have to watch that.

[@jeremybarker5510]

He suffered through Master of Disguise. He can suffer through Jack and Jill.

[@joewilenzik9119]

Please, have mercy on his soul.

[@BassAckwards68]

If you want a good version of this movie, go watch the first Austin Powers movie, which is entertaining, and mildly funny

[@ANT96-x8d]

BassAckwards How is Austin Powers anything to do with this?

[@kingamoeboid3887]

Anthony Nunez Dana Carvey co-starred with Mike Myers on Wayne’s World.

[@themuchdingdong]

Mildly? MILDLY?

[@alexjewett7455]

Yeah though mike Meyers's schtick gets old very fast

[@thewolfawakens2198]

IT WAS A JOKE RACHEL

[@arthas640]

that's good, Rachel doesnt like sharing her giant turkey injector full of heroin.

[@unclecreepy9202]

I thought jokes were suppose to make you laugh.

[@HeyInternetErichere]

She was just trying to help

[@Jennifer_Devote]

And it's her birthday guys. Come on.

[@proteus2103]

@@arthas640 Who said anything about it being heroin..... I mean, Rachel doesn't share heroin with just anyone.... I mean, ...gotdammit

[@LunaTheBeast-lf1ly]

18:10 Audience: **Horrified and scared for their life**

[@ajbayaua1325]

Me: 18:10

[@marianomosquera1995]

"Well fuck you, I thought it was funny". I fucking lost it.

[@subtlebluntduality5997]

To be fair about Dana Carvey, at the time of this movie, he had been out of the spotlight for awhile because of botched heart surgery that resulted in him filing a lawsuit against the hospital that operated on him which he ended up winning. And also, if The Dana Carvey Show flopped, it wasn't because of a lack of talent considering that the writers and performers on his show included Steve Carell, Stephen Colbert, Robert Smigel, Louis CK, Spike Ferensten, Charlie Kaufman, and Dino Stamatopulous. That being said, there is no question that Critic is completely right about this movie. My impression of Carvey is that his humor was too broad and over-the-top to sustain a successful movie career and he worked best as a co-star or co-lead like in Wayne's World or with somebody to counterbalance him. Here, there's no counterbalance. He's so broad with that annoying accent and over-the-top with those disguises (Indian blackface and Latin brownface was funny to you? Really?). Mouth open is still funny, hee hee!

[@admiralmanta]

Gotta admit, Jennifer Esposito is drop-dead gorgeous.

[@ThePurestMayhem]

yeah, id hit lol

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

If they've saved this review as the first episode of Season 7 of Nostalgia Critic, it would've been a creative send off for Rachael Tiez.

[@LaggingLeland]

Was this her last episode?

[@SgtScorpious]

@@LaggingLelandI don’t think so

[@peeweeherman9411]

What an odd episode of Lazy town

[@conflictbrooks]

Yep.

[@RestingBeachFace721]

Fever dream

[@lukereiling3279]

Thats an insult to lazy town

[@noirblanque5324]

Has NOT ONE person in the comments noticed that the girl who was kissing that guy in the Alley/summed up the Movie in 1 sentence is the MOM FROM WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!?

[@SirKirk2000]

hejmeli holy shit it is!

[@misseli1]

Same here

[@JonathanRodd]

It's sad that this movie was so terrible because I feel like Dana Carvey is a very talented comedic actor when put in the right role. The thing is he's not the type who can carry a movie on his own. He works better when paired up with someone a bit more grounded to contrast his over-the-top style. For example, Dana played Garth in the movie Wayne's World. While both Wayne and Garth were pretty ridiculous characters, Wayne was the more relateable of the two, and Garth was more of a caricature played solely for laughs. This allowed for the two to play off of each other, explore really absurd comedic avenues, and still feel grounded

[@carlbloke8797]

Jonathan Rodd profound words dude and I agree with every word. It works well when Dana teams up with someone who plays the straight man

[@pittland44]

Jonathan Rodd well said.

[@thatfunnydude5938]

IT'S OFFICIAL: NOSTALGIA CRITIC WENT INSANE!!!

[@jicolncadera9298]

You know your movie's shit when the critic's jokes are funnier than the jokes you put in.

[@liftlash98]

Why is Malcolm's character at 16:43 not used in more episodes?

[@Shadowkirby14]

He was probably beaten into a coma maybe since he thought the movie was funny.

[@Robbie06261995]

Man Rachel was the best.

[@cooperschlickau4062]

Agreed👍

[@redrum41987]

Tamara's better.

[@supermariofan03]

What was it Garth said in Wayne’s World? “It’s like people only do things because they get paid. And that’s just really sad.”

[@Gusterson98]

18:57 if you see this man with a bat laughing, you run!

[@animatedshaakti3364]

Give him a red lightsaber and it would be more terrifying.

[@wjzav1971]

Just wait, until he has a knife and asks: "Why SO serious?" THEN you run.

[@98953812]

Nate Negan!! Get the hell out of here!!!! XD

[@p1nkyunknown]

This movie is my guilty pleasure, i watched it as a small kid and i have amazing memories with it. It not a good film but it brings back memories

[@arthas640]

i actually liked this as a kid, i also dont think its a good movie but it's alright. The actors is pretty good, has a wide range of voices and impersinations, and some of tho jokes were pretty good.

[@heavenlysammich8052]

Same here

[@drayda0]

Same

[@thydarklight]

SAME

[@Supercatandrewman]

Agreed! When I was a kid, this was actually one of my personal favorite movies! I still remember back when I was in elementary school, during recess my friends and I would do the Energico mantra while chanting "Become Another Person", and we'd imitate the characters from the movie like the Turtle Guy and Mr. Peru (who was probably my favorite character in the movie), and we'd also pretend to do the slapping martial art while saying "Who's Your Daddy?" XD We had a lot of fun! When I first showed my friends the movie, they seemed to enjoy it as much as I did! Now that I'm done with that nostalgic ramble, looking back at this movie, obviously it's far from a masterpiece (although just about everyone would say that about any bad movie they enjoyed as a kid, once they're older and their minds have become far more developed since then), but for me it still has its moments, and I feel like it's still worth a watch today.

[@phantasmfilms8831]

That scene where NC is hitting all those people with the bat proves that HE should play The Joker instead of Jared Leto

[@deadlockraven1849]

Honestly, anyone who doesn't make cat noises and sends people used condoms is instantly better.

[@2Scribble]

Pretty sure Screwy Squirrel should play Joker instead of Jared Leto :P

[@AmateurAnimations65]

Nostalgia Critic would actually make for an amazing joker

[@beeza]

I remember watching this as a kid and thinking it was the best movie, I recently tried rewatching it and couldn’t make it 30 minutes

[@HORRORINFINITE]

I still can

[@thisdraco4794]

I hope "fart joke" gets resurrected in another review that covers a movie with decent fart jokes as far(t) as fart jokes go.

[@aalex970]

Oh it WILL....just wait...... Always Comic Book Heroes Are Resurrected

[@littlebearbradick9263]

Robbie Rotten is the ONLY Master of Disguise.

[@200mm]

That he is.

[@wilfur3077]

He is number one.

[@beraetuestarz3696]

I know it's been a year but, stefan karl recently died.

[@blueraptorfsp]

Yes he sure is. RIP Stefan Karl Stefansson

[@beraetuestarz3696]

He'll always be number one in my heart.

[@cjhs2006]

is Rachel Trying to Off Doug so That She Gets The Show All to Herself?

[@kimifw58]

why Do People type Like this?

[@cjhs2006]

Kimi FW Just Because,&,People Like You Just Have to Learn to Live With it

[@childecamehome7149]

Kimi FW we Just Like It so Live With it Yo

[@thejoshgrauer]

6:08 THE MOM OF WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE!!! WOWWWW!

[@leonrobertson5927]

When I watched this movie for the first time after watching this review, I kept a tally sheet of how many times I laughed while watching it. The page was blank at the end.

[@dr.k8610]

Indian Steve Carrell... That one episode of The Office... Diwali... You guys know

[@subtlebluntduality5997]

Please do a Happy Madison month in January! That should be a lot of fun!

[@MarkyMatey]

Subtleblunt Duality or torture

[@swankelly]

I watched this with my kids when they were little. Like 3 and 5 yr old. They liked turtle. My son who is now 18 like a year ago mentioned it. He was like, "Man that was a horrible movie." He was around five and knew it was bad.

[@stevenspitzer3829]

Wow. You're old enough to have a 5yo kid when this came out? Now that's hard to believe.

[@EndlessSummer888]

This is, without a doubt, one of the worst movies i've ever seen. But when he said that it got a 1% on Rotten Tomatoes, i HAD to go check it out for myself. He wasn't lying. The Tomatometer gave it a 1% out of 100. This movie belongs in my Top Ten Worst Movies i have ever seen: Frozen, Eragon, Frozen, Master of Disguise, Frozen, Home Alone 4, Frozen, Frozen, every Fast and Furious movie, Frozen.

[@haitrieulienthanh9851]

cromusic ibra what wrong with it anyway. Except that this show us there are people whose enjoy this piece of S***.

[@Plsrateeight]

Hải Triều Liên Thanh, people have a different opinion than me, they must be wrong, go back to watching adult swims antihumour garbage you tool. Also, rotten tomatoes is for fuck nuts who lack the ability to form their own opinion.

[@jackplayzit3833]

More like the master of disgust

[@9nineofdiamonds]

*applauded*

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Let me see: Jokes that do make fun of Indian and Italians, actually ruined the Fart Joke, bad disguise jokes (with one horrible Kermit impression), a joke centered around the actress' ass; Your insulting name is, I'm afraid to say, an *undrestatement*

[@robotnikcentric64]

*F*CKIN ... GENIUUUUUUS!* So right.

[@gotmemes7090]

Yes

[@edwindejesús7]

My favorite Nostalgia Critic freak out ever!

[@jasonsiscos2788]

12:14 while Devo’s whip it plays in the background.