The Room - Nostalgia Critic

[@danieltreshner4955]

Lisa loves you too, as a person, as a human bean.

[@jaycasillas2880]

Daniel Treshner THANK YOU FOR MAKIKG ME REALIZE HE SAYS THAT AFTER A YEAR OF LOVING THIS FILM

[@user-ri3up7ru4g]

Daniel Treshner Yess a human bean XD

[@chrll]

To be fair, I think Denny actually does count as "a human bean".

[@tristanhartup4936]

Tommy Wiseau is actually the BFG

[@mrcritical6751]

That would explain why he's so reluctant to say where he's actually from

[@mahfuzurchowdhury2765]

"Don't touch me, mutheer fukeer, get out.". Amazing writing; just beautiful.

[@mach6247]

It's not over everyone's betrayed me I fed up with this whirl.

[@cinephile9885]

Happy Industries, Better Than Edgar Wright, Orson Welles, and Robert Towne

[@thenerdyboii6436]

Angel- I Love Movies Better than Aaron Sorkin, Tarantino himself!

[@victoriamartines5030]

'I fed up with dis worrolrd!'

[@IndigoPhoenix21]

It's the way he says it that gives it life.

[@tylerbrown8098]

There needs to be a movie with Tommy Wiseau, M Night Shahimalayas, and Nick Cage. It shall be the most glorious movie ever made.

[@Racerman2001]

Tyler Brown You madman! Don't you know that the world cannot handle that kind of combination?!

[@lukeferguson3405]

Funny thing is, is that Shalmalayan directed a couple of good movies, and once upon a time, Cage was a highly respected actor.

[@thediscostu4127]

Tommy was in Samurai Cop 2, good enough!

[@trevordavis6830]

There's going to be a movie about the making of this film

[@Jlaps941]

Tyler Brown don't forget Uwe Boll!

[@jesuschavez5875]

Fun fact: when this movie was advertised on billboards, many people thought it was gonna be a horror movie, given Wiseau looked like a stoned-out Jack Nicholson wearing a Charles Lee Ray wig, along with the film's tagline, "Can you really trust anyone?"

[@gameuniverse8736]

It also tricked me when I first learned of this movie

[@FriendlyCroock]

Fun fact: the nostalgia critic was terrible back in 2015

[@logantrimble006]

Yeah, this movie even got its own poster wrong.

[@Wildnose1337]

@@FriendlyCroock Personally I think he's gone down hill ever since 2016. It feels like he's run out of ideas, and every year it feels like the reviews have more and more political views and jokes thrown in and that's not what I'm here for.

[@FriendlyCroock]

@@Wildnose1337 Not true. He was a lot more political back in 2014 2015. And I can't stand american politics and your backwater political views.

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

Everyone’s acting was fantastic in that they didn’t laugh every time Tommy talked to them XD

[@faizalf119]

He actually fired the cast 3 times. I bet some of them keel over laughing

[@eddthrasher]

The true heroes

[@monsterhanna6691]

Not until he said cut. 😂

[@gordonsherrill1946]

Go Time Now because Tommy wisseau told him it was real

[@Imfromrs]

If you look at Mark right after Tommy says he is an expert, in the roof scene, you can see Mark turn to laughter, but it is immediately cut off in the next clip where Mark responds "No, definitely not an expert."

[@balor3824]

"Oh hi johnny" "Oh hi mark" "Oh hi lisa" "Oh hi denny" "OH HI GUN"

[@__Insanity_]

you forgot "Oh hi doggy" It's the most important one!

[@hazelwalsh3269]

darkikoolol perfectly summed up...

[@KarateGirl999]

Oh hi darkikoolol.

[@casualcyberguy1314]

Oh hi KarateGirl

[@biraptor6205]

Oh hi comment

[@DementedDuskull]

The room is infamous for having comedic bad drama. Bad drama makes good comedy, but bad comedy is worthless.

[@CoogieSweater]

Your point?

[@DementedDuskull]

this is why people like the room. it's drama is so bad that its hilarious.

[@audreyholloway3432]

+cjwalkerist luke Bad comedy can make good cringe comedy. Like Micheal Scott's jokes in the office.

[@popat997]

That's true.

[@CeetjeBeetje]

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[@mal_3157]

Why is the drug dealer the best actor in the movie?

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Which is saying a lot as he isn't an actor. To my understanding, Hlhe's a motivational speaker and a friend of Greg Sestero, who played Mark.

[@yeldarb141983]

Because except for the weird Belgian Dude, everybody else got their start acting in porn. (kidding, I swear)

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

Because he is not acting

[@theangryholmesian4556]

Because the dude who plays him actually studied method acting and stayed in character the entire time he was on set.

[@UltromanTheTacoman]

He was genuinely annoyed/angry with Wiseau, can't remember why, but I think that helped his performance. Other than that, he is still the only person doing any acting in this movie.

[@connorjenkinson3881]

The fact that Tommy Wiseau tried to have this taken down and Greg Sestoro convinced him not to is legendary.

[@crazyd4ve875]

tommy tried to rake this review down?

[@kemosonicfan123lbp]

Actually, the company that distributes the movie tried to take it down, but Tommy Wiseau really liked it.

[@jiro110]

@@kemosonicfan123lbp What did they try to take down? The movie or the video?

[@p_eabean]

@_ Teller _ You have crippling idiocy

[@torstenscholz6243]

@@kemosonicfan123lbp Yes, "John from theroommovie.com" wanted to take it down - only problem is he doesn't exist and the person behind it is actually, surprise, surprise, Tommy Wiseau.

[@ZacabebOTG]

I wonder if Denny was originally written to be a dog but then changed to be a human character (kinda) just in order to work the drug subplot in there. Denny being Johnny and Lisa's dog is the only sensible explanation as to why he loyally follows them upstairs when they are about to make out. Oh, hai doggy.

[@NasalData]

Shit dude, I think you're on to something

[@heropon12l9]

thats a legit good theory

[@jake06750]

ZacabebOTG that would make more sense in a movie that has none to begin with. why is this stupid kid in the movie? Where are his parents? Why does he constantly come over to Johnny's house, and why does he keep hitting on a woman who's older than him?

[@michaelarcher1577]

+K-C Rhoder The Drag Queen As much as criticism is important here.... When it comes to The Room, al criticism becomes absolutely pointless.

[@EllysaE]

ZacabebOTG he also takes drugs

[@yuki_1002]

Theory: Lisa is trapped in a time loop. That's why she and her mother keep talking about the same thing over and over.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Yuki_100 So that's where the Ancient One found the Time stone

[@boergerplays8353]

Yuki_100 makes sense

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

That actually makes sense

[@DOSRetroGamer]

Everyone's in a time loop in this movie, forced to throw footballs, have awkward dialogue and lame sex for all eternity

[@freelanceart1019]

Hello meme fox weaboos.

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

*"That is the WORST piece of acting that has ever been put on film"* Neil Breen's "I can't believe you committed Suicide": *Hold my Old Laptops*

[@dancepiglover]

In deadpan voice: "I can't believe there's someone whose acting is worse. How could anyone's acting be worse..."

[@jefftenormen666]

No,no,no that can't be a line an actual line in a movie

[@solaris4022]

@@jefftenormen666 THAT IS AN ACTUAL, REAL LINE IN A MOVIE! I SHIT YOU NOT!

[@jefftenormen666]

@@solaris4022 omfg🤣🤣🤣

[@solaris4022]

@@jefftenormen666 It's AMAZINGLY bad you can find it on youtube

[@robertsmithson9100]

Fun fact: this is the highest rated episode of Critic on IMDB

[@kenrickkahn]

Some of Dong's absolute best material.. I think hardly no one will argue against that..

[@gingeetheginge6071]

Kenrick Eason “Dong’s” Best typo ever made

[@Iloveyou-dz7mq]

The sea horses rule the world joke is by far the most random thing that doug has ever done, and that's also the reason why this episode is the best.

[@DavidRay_40]

@@kenrickkahn who's Dong? 😉

[@z1z0423]

Hahahaa thas gud (Like tommy)

[@crimsonfenrir2334]

I DID NAAAAAAAHT Ohhai Mark - Best (worst) line in history of film

[@Naalders]

Even the subtitles said NAAAAHT 😂

[@mjgamerfox6557]

YOUR TEARING APART LISA!!!!!

[@mjgamerfox6557]

YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!!

[@hazelwalsh3269]

Crimson Scythe it’s truly awful eh... But kinda Hillarious!!

[@nahuelkid]

Best meme

[@HoChiMints2007]

The "Ohai mark" is undoubtedly the high mark of the movie.

[@keazergrishett3266]

Ho Chi Mints Oh high mark?

[@tompor561]

I see what you did there

[@KarateGirl999]

Ho Chi Mints Your comment deserves more popularity.

[@kayjay1196]

Ho Chi Mints I see what you did there. Lol.

[@kaoko111]

My name is Mark. One friend of mine Saw the movie and now he ALWAYS Say to me "hi Mark, you're my favorite costumer" every time i see her.

[@GabrielUngacta]

No joke, me and my friends were given a choice between watching "The Room" and Shamaylans "The Last Airbender" movie. And we unanimosly voted watch The Room with no one voting the latter!!

[@Fluffkitscripts]

The Room is astoundingly bad, the shamaylan-airbender is just boringly bad.

[@GabrielUngacta]

@@Fluffkitscripts The Room was Wiseaus story, one of the reasons it's unique. Shamaylan was disrespectful to the Avatar world and it's creators Mike and Bryan, thus making it worse than the Room.

[@NicoUnken]

That makes sense. The Room is entertaining, the Last Airbender would just make everyone angry. :/

[@timdoyle8785]

Great story. Thanks for sharing.

[@Webshooters1]

The Room is entertainingly bad. Last Airbender is just plain bad.

[@iBurnCDs]

I'm always amazed at the great acting we get from the drug dealer. Stellar performance.

[@PrivateEurosleuth]

I also enjoyed the way he acts. What a refined and polished gentleman he is.

[@johnt.campbell316]

Chris R. - the best acted character in this whole movie. He's the "Johnny Depp" of The Room.

[@AllusernamesgoneFUCK]

He's an OK actor. It's kind of like the average looking girl in high school that hangs out with all ugly people and she ends up looking better side by side

[@greatestever184]

For real. I bet he didn't know just how bad this movie would be, and he was so proud of getting a small role in what he thought would be a good movie, so he acted his little heart out. God speed, sir.

[@TheFlipsta97]

+fred fuchs Yeah, the guy who played the drug dealer is now a sales director, seriously look it up.

[@SPM0717]

Is he supposed to just go upstairs and join them? Uhhhhhhhh...... "Dennie, don't you have something else to do?" "I just like to watch you guys." UHHHHHHHHHHHH........

[@Bradley202]

LOL. that shit was hilarious

[@999lazerman]

Yeah, this movie is awkward times a thousand

[@tmck4138]

14:39 R.I.P the water bottle. He was the best actor in the whole movie :(

[@willowbarrelmaker8269]

I mean we believed it was a water bottle at least.

[@mattway18]

I thought that the dog was the best actor.

[@CharloTangi]

T McK come on dude this is just ridiculous The football was clearly superior in terms of acting

[@gpvs2]

T McK He died as he lived

[@dravenwilliams3710]

he will be missed

[@mossyfriends1911]

The bit where he says 2003 isn’t nostalgic enough made me feel so old

[@garfieldfan925]

now he’s reviewing the Mario movie which came out 3 months ago

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

​@@garfieldfan925 Well that actually deals with popular culture from the 80s so it counts.

[@garfieldfan925]

@@Killgore-ip2yq It doesn’t, the movie was 3 months old when he made the review. The games weren’t the main point of the review.

[@NiccoBorggiatino]

@@garfieldfan925 I remember that he said that he would review movies regardless of the year they came out. It was at a time when he stopped doing reviews due to lack of motivation.

[@garfieldfan925]

@@NiccoBorggiatino ahh

[@intecrisis]

"You're my favorite customer. That's why I don't even recognize you most of the time."

[@yaknoe4659]

I wouldn’t wanna see the other customers if that’s the case

[@defte1989]

What if that was actually some kind of weird humor and tommy wrote it with that in mind ?🤔

[@DrRyan82994]

Well he gave a $2 tip he’s basically Jesus

[@kenrickkahn]

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[@farhaanraja7994]

12:30 Fact: the reason he was so angry was because Tommy had been getting on his nerves, so he put that energy into his performance.

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

So, that’s why his performance was so believable. I bet he just imagined Denny was Tommy. If all the actors could have a scene where they threaten Tommy with a gun, I’d believe they would suddenly become great actors.

[@bonineto9638]

This review is tearing me apa... oh hi, Critic, how's your sex life?

[@skooptywooop1030]

amazing

[@rebeccaquinn6925]

Ha! that's a good one

[@mordirit8727]

Hahahaha, what a story, Boni!

[@nabilahmed2799]

+Emile Noble 4 Oh can he? Thank you!

[@nabilahmed2799]

+Emile Noble 4 Oh gee, can we eat 'ha'? I've never had 'ha' before! Is there a, 'ha' restaurant somewhere around here?

[@Eerie0Innocence]

Funny thing about the flower shop scene. They only had a short time to film in that flower shop, so that joke about the short time is very accurate. The “hi doggy” part was improved.

[@Marcelelias11]

I think you mean improvised, there's not a lot of "improving" in this movie

[@garfieldfan925]

You mean the “Hai Doggy!” part.

[@derpro8125]

Behind the scenes Tommy also asked the shopkeeper about the dog and if it was real or not

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

I love how every time Lisa tries to seduce Mark, he always acts like it’s the first time.

[@Bella-zf6nl]

Right? He’s so ridiculously oblivious

[@cw3le]

Maybe in original script there was supposed to be only one such scene and they recorded different versions of it, but then decided to use all of them in a movie without any editing or re-shooting. Actually, plenty of scenes look exactly like that - different takes of the same scene, all combined and mushed together.

[@redrum41987]

"You'll never have me." -Mark

[@thomasraines1396]

He has no idea what the fuck is going on.

[@blakekrawczuk7748]

@@cw3le I actually never thought of that, that's probably accurate. Maybe not, though, cause the clothes are different, but it's possible.

[@TheJudoJoker]

"I don't love him anymore." "Why not?" "He's so boring" Well, there's at least one true statement in this movie.

[@OjamaIndigo]

TheJudoJoker boi, u can call Tommy Wisaue a lot of things, but boring is far from one of them.

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

TheJudoJoker “Don’t throw your life away” -Spoony I wish Spoony took his own advice :(

[@Jack1994hoo]

You can csll Tommy Wiseau many things, but Boring is not one of them

[@mrcritical6751]

@@Jack1994hoo I’d call Johnny boring though, he’s got no personality outside of being a nice guy everybody likes

[@KitGoldenlance-x7w]

Boring the long haired vampire bank clerk

[@dln8393]

5 years later and we still haven't seen Doug Walker's "The Room".

[@thedubiousbard9370]

THE REQUESTS WILL KEEP COMING!!!!!

[@LedosKell]

He'll review this review of The Room before he reviews his own The Room.

[@GroundhogDayisAWESOME]

Cool story bro

[@Synful_RoX]

+Prince Zuko The Awesoming DVD is going to include reviews on his old movies, probably including The Room

[@dln8393]

Excellent. I actually want to see them lol.

[@Dekomata]

i'll be honest. nostalgia critic's review of the room was my first exposure to this train wreck of a masterpiece.

[@louisduarte8763]

Mine, too. Way back at Fanime in 2010.

[@ryanelliott1907]

Mine was the Disaster Artist. It starred James and Dave Franco as Tommy and Mark respectively while they were making the movie.

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Same. I’ve been meaning to watch Disaster Artist but I just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

[@Author-Chan_1]

NC was a part of my first exposure to the room. He was in PhantomStrider's Top 10 Worst Movies of All Time

[@travisdelafuente1150]

This review was my first exposure to The Room too.

[@Stillreal312]

The drug dealer did a good job

[@alexh4319]

Nico Reveco He was the best actor in the whole film.

[@maximusdork3336]

alexh4319 I don't know, I think the gun who killed Tommy was the best actor.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

...But, what about the waterbottle that Tommy threw on the 'rooftop'? THAT was the best actor!! I nearly cried when Tommy threw him to the curb! What a perfect performance!

[@captainjackharkness2136]

alexh4319 and he's not even an actor.

[@chayden153]

The dog was better, he was a good boy.

[@1000000man1]

One of Lisa's lines: "From now on I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do and that's it.. What do you think I should do?" That Just sums up the script.

[@ClaudetteVioletta]

... Really?

[@saltystick_99]

@@ClaudetteVioletta I looked up the transcript because I don't have the patience to sit through this movie and yes, she says that.

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

The *"Oh, hi, Mark"* scene took 67 takes. It wasn't until Mark gave him the bottle that he got it right . He couldn't even remember the line . He WROTE the script and he couldn't remember the line. OOOPS!!! My bad. I read the captioning in the movie and I was sure that said 67 takes. However, according to Greg Sestero it took 32 takes. Either way, that's TOO many takes for such an easy line!

[@brandonw6139]

According to Tommy it took 5 takes

[@hammerh3ad019]

big daddy buden We’ll probably never know the real number as Tommy Wiseau is basically the most open ended question in the entire world. Literally know one knew what his age was or where he was from until a few years ago, because every time he was asked this in interviews he would give open ended answers or change his mind constantly. The man is amazing.

[@wish8349]

So you saw the disaster artist

[@andrewmihovich4252]

Haven't seen the movie. Read the book. It was something like that.

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

@@brandonw6139 According to Greg Sestero, in The Disaster Artist 32 was the number. I have more faith in Greg's counting skills more than Tommy's directing skills. When you deal with Tommy logic, truth and fiction are subjective. Especially when you consider that Tommy did NOT know what a generator was for , he didn't know what a Line producer did. Tommy Wiseau is to film making what Steven Spielberg is to....Yodeling! You have to listen to The Disaster Artist. The movie was good but the book goes into more unbelievable detail about how Tommy's movie making 'logic' A script that's *confidential* . And Greg does an AMAZING Tommy Wiseau impression.

[@damunjeil]

I'm a Korean who have never left my country, so I'm far beneath Wiseau in English, but I'm confident that I could have done a much better job if I had acted the lines "Hey babe, I've something for you," "The bank saves money, and they're using me, and I'm the fool." and the like.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

I kind of do want to see his old college film ...

[@MagnusTNT]

Me to also why did you stop making video

[@micdrop344]

Tikki Tikki Tembo, a fan uploaded an official review of the video from one of Dougs DVDs. Do a KZbin search, it's on here.

[@snakes3425]

There are some things not meant for the world of mortals

[@see949]

The whole film is on youtube, i think its flashback 03. Its pretty anticlimactic tho....

[@jg1681]

same

[@lifeisstr4nge]

"Nobody poorly immitates my favorite farm animal!" XD XD XD

[@newperve]

Is it possible that Mark has some sort of sex amnesia?

[@Vernal_Sky]

Wait, is that a real condition?

[@newperve]

Well no but that would hardly be the least realistic part of the movie.

[@Awsome2464]

Well, at least he finally picked up on it at the end.

[@BulletTooth504]

Maybe they filmed several different versions of their first hookup and later decided to put them all in the movie as separate scenes.

[@NostalgiaBlader]

BulletTooth504 I wouldnt be suprised if they did,seems like they just threw a bunch of first takes into a Room and called it a movie.

[@briankaslewicz6130]

Well, it's 2020 & the Room is officially nostalgic. What part of 2020 does the seahorse uprising begin?

[@perryperez]

I think he somehow confused seahorses with COVID-19.

[@alextelson4416]

No coved makes the seahorses stronger

[@Arceus-dicklick]

probably be the best part of the year

[@scoutman66]

@@perryperez You're really going for the lowest hanging fruit here

[@LadyOnikara]

Well, it's May of 2022 and hasn't happened yet, but I hope it does.

[@spookystela4661]

the doggy is the best actor

[@mvhdm1]

Chris R tho

[@AnimeFan9833]

Hi doggi

[@Longshanks1690]

Martha Estela Prieto And the drug dealer.

[@gorechomp6050]

Hey that water bottle did a damn good performance!

[@Azariachan]

Can't even count how many times I've watched this episode. It must be the best review NC ever did.

[@squashmallow2006]

+Azariachan High-five, bro.

[@bartkatastroof6150]

me 2

[@kenrickkahn]

I have watched this review so much its still funny as fuck!! I still laugh my ass off each time I watch this episode!! Classic Comedy at its best!!

[@koppsr]

+Kenrick Eason my favourite moment: when tommy asks mark about his sexlife^^ when NC spews the water in total shock^^ always losing it at that moment! ^^

[@kenrickkahn]

koppsr​ Its alot of scenes to choose from but the one that had me crying the most when Tommy says You're tearing me apart Lisa and N.C says oh my God with both hands over his face!! This Review is Damn near a masterpiece of A Comedian's comedic genius! No wonder it got a 9.5 rating out of 10 on Imb..

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

I searched Google for that HAH! restaurant and it asked me about my sex life... WTF?

[@alexzablah1455]

There are actually a few restaurants called Huh if you look a bit deeper.

[@mrcritical6751]

"Oh can we eat HA I've never tried HA before IS THERE A HA RESTAURANT SOMEWHERE AROUND HERE!!!!

[@Howlingburd19]

“She ended up at a Hospital on Guerrero Street.” “Haha.” “That’s not funny, you sick fuck.” Lol, one of my favorite NC lines. This is still my favorite NC video even in 2024 :)

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293]

And even the crew tried telling Tommy it wasn't a funny situation and to be more serious. But for some reason, he kept laughing. Even when Greg mentioned Guerrero street in his story about the girl who was beaten up.

[@SimonKnight1023]

@@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293I guess Tommy has a big issue with cheating.

[@garfieldfan925]

@@SimonKnight1023I guess Tommy has a good sense of humor

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

To be fair everyone things it’s funny when the genders are flipped.

[@dottiegillespie8067]

Me too! I watch it all the time!

[@homuraakemi103]

Tommy Wiseau's rant about not hitting Lisa apparently took three hours to get to THAT level...

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Homura Akemi 3 hours and 32 takes.

[@lynackhilou4865]

Homura Akemi actually it's not true because even though it's mentioned in the book : ' the disaster artist ' tommy wiseau himself said in an interview it wasn't true

[@encycl07pedia-]

+Lyna Ckhilou Why are you trusting Wiseau? He said this movie was a dark comedy instead of a failed romantic drama.

[@lynackhilou4865]

encycl07pedia well I guess you're right no one knows for sure what actually happened behind the scenes but I find it hard to believe it took him 32 takes to perfect that amazing well acted scene

[@ImperativeGames]

Yeah, sure... Don't believe it. Had to be 70 takes *at* *least*

[@Mr_Original]

"Hahaha. Let's role play. You be Sonya Blade, and I'll be a terrible actor." I love Critic's mock impressions. 😂

[@coldwarfare1429]

Yup

[@better_call_sagar]

I swear I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

[@tahirmukic5460]

He predicted Cassie Cage.

[@tahirmukic5460]

Best part of all,Tommy's character is named "Johnny" Like Johnny Cage. In Mortal Kombat X,there's a new character called Cassie Cage,who is the daughter of Johnny and Sonya.

[@vinnie906]

The momnt you learn that the movie was supposed to be even worse because Wiseau wanted to add a flying car scene to reveal Johnny was a vampire. Even the actor who played Mark later on wrote an AWARD WINNING BOOK bashing the crap out of this film.

[@lionscave5256]

Vinícius Ferreira What a mind fuck that would have been...

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

"A flying car scene to reveal Johnny was a vampire." WTF does Wiseau think this is?! Grease?

[@Simpsfan300]

The book is incredible. I suggest the audiobook though. Greg Sestero does a spot on Tommy impersonation.

[@LaineMann]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😳

[@samkresil6011]

23:15 Fun fact: The cast and crew laughed after this line and Wiseau himself got out of the bathroom and demanded to know what so funny about it. That reason for why he seemingly can't understand his own language. XD

[@Highfive3395]

He is polish he doesn’t know about US

[@LaineMann]

I thought he was French?

[@alexf225]

​​@@Highfive3395 Ah yes. Polish people don't know about US.

[@PixieDust18]

@@LaineMann I am French I can assure you that NO 😂

[@etgohome1343]

The drug dealer was the only actually GOOD performance in this entire movie!

[@SasukeTurkey]

That is because he probably was a real Drug dealer who funded the movie and he was probably there to get his money back. The camera happened to be on during all that, so they put it in the movie.

[@etgohome1343]

Yeah, he was just there to give Tommy some more Meth when he told him to get in front of the camera.

[@neomphahlele6922]

What about the dog. I loved the dog

[@etgohome1343]

Yeah, that was pretty big Oscar Winner there, too.

[@gantzisballs]

He wasn't even an actor. According to the book "The Disaster Artist" the actor for Chris-R was an Armenian Olympic Bobsledder.

[@jonssongoodisaac]

23:13 "You can come out now, Johnny." "In a few minutes, B*tch." That makes me laugh every time!

[@JamesRDavenport]

It's like he's channeling his inner Stewie.

[@jonssongoodisaac]

A stewie with no emotion.

[@p.z.arnott2329]

Actually, when they were filming this scene, many of the people who on set laughed when Wiseau said the line. Wiseau stopped the shooting and demands why they were laughing.

[@Barrie96]

1337Wolfb0i I actually thought that was the only good line in the movie from him lol

[@sealteamryx6758]

"I definitely have breast cancer!" Never mentioned or even hinted at ever again lol that's storytelling for ya

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart1293]

Fun fact: there is no hospital in Guerrero street. The reason Greg said that was because Tommy kept laughing everytime Greg would say the girl got beaten up and ended up in a hospital. Greg knew Tommy had a condo in Guerrero street and he knew that he didn't want any of the crew to know that. So Greg would say "One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad, she ended up in a hospital in Guerrero street" to get his attention and get him to take it seriously. But Tommy still laughed it off but confronted Greg about it after the take.

[@garfieldfan925]

“That girl got beat up” “Hahahahahahahahaha”

[@amateursnake424]

I found that out the hard way. I visited San Francisco from MI and I made sure to walk down all of Guerrero street and not one hospital. Long ass walk too. Nice fact too.

[@Furrball2023]

Why the hell would Johnny laugh at that to begin with? That's pretty fucking messed up.

[@rocky.rocks1445]

@@Furrball2023 it was probably one of those awkward laughs where you laugh uncontrollably at an emotional situation, when he heard that's she got beat up so bad she went to the hospital, he couldn't help but laugh (idk I'm just thinking of an excuse)

[@ChannelAwesome]

Oh Hai 1 Million views

[@redfive1300]

What a story, Doug.

[@nabilahmed2799]

Channel Awesome you're tearing me apart doug!!!!

[@tibsky]

Channel Awesome Hai everyone's doggy!

[@ZackTheLightningNinja]

Channel Awesome hry

[@kitkat6442]

I have watched this review and many others over and over. They never get old and are always hilarious. Nice work.

[@Morgil27]

23:33 the sad part is: I legitimately cannot tell if that's one of the critic's jokes or an actual line in the movie.

[@mani-ei5kq]

it's probably a joke since johnny's "lines" are in quotations, where as lisa's weren't

[@lucaslopes9502]

it's a joke. Johnny doesn't even react to Lisa calling Good Old Mark

[@TW2Vlog]

I actually had the same problem first time I saw this review. LOL

[@turbotrup96]

I think it's easy to tell apart Critic's indian accent from Johnny's, lol

[@LucasCAPS]

I legit assumed it was the movie, then a similar joke came and I went "ooooh, wait".

[@Awsome2464]

This movie Wiseau bad it's funny.

[@TheFlipsta97]

Godammit...

[@pierrebegley2746]

BOOOOOOO!

[@thatpart]

At Lisa sequel wasn't made

[@lrc4263]

Lmao!! Great job on the puns you two :P

[@FernieCanto]

Your puns left a Mark on me.

[@StarwarsHalofreak]

If it weren't for Doug's review, I don't think many of us would have ever heard of this movie, and I'm glad he did bring it to light. This review probably gave Wiseau a signal boost unlike anything before, and it drove me to buy a copy. To call it "so bad, it's good" is such an understatement, it truly is a strange masterpiece in it's own league.

[@DrHotelMario]

"You're just a little chicken *CHIP CHIP CHIP*" You can't beat that lol

[@darkzombiproductions7756]

Except 19:31, ✊👈

[@tristanhartup4936]

"Nobody poorly imitates my favourite farm animal!"

[@victorm152]

A movie starring Tommy Wiseau, Greg Sestero, Gary Busey, Nicolas Cage, John Travolta and Christopher Walken where everybody goes over the top nuts...why has this not been done yet

[@rosequartz4507]

I wouldn't mind seeing that.

[@RJIS]

Victor M don’t forget Neil Breen

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

And Alex Jones

[@xavierramirez1911]

that would be the most illegal movie ever😂

[@RyanBeane]

And directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[@benm5970]

I love how sporadic Mark's emotions are, when Lisa says let's have sex he's always like "No, Johnny's my best friend" and then a millisecond later he's totally into it

[@Overseer2579]

That’s like Jeff from Community whenever he’s totally against something but quickly gets SUPER into it

[@antoniosalieri1048]

And Greg Sestero (the actor who plays Mark) wasn't comfortable shooting the love scenes naked, so Tommy let him keep his jeans on.

[@logantrimble006]

The only part of his performance Tommy got right was when he died. I mean think about it, he didn't move a muscle.

[@topcoppelion6626]

Intiminating a corpse... Well he did a better job than some guy pretending to be unconscious in MrBean...

[@neo-didact9285]

Tommy Wiseau is a vampire.

[@logantrimble006]

@@neo-didact9285 at this point nothing would surprise me about Tommy anymore. I mean, we still don't know where he's from.

[@MasterCharlie104]

14:00 Fun fact, that scene took 32 takes and that was the best one. Makes you wonder how bad the others were in comparison to that.

[@Odinsday]

That was best take they could get!!!!!! SERIOUSLY! I want to see the other 31 takes they did to see what made this freaking take so special from the rest. In fact if they were retaking so much why not try it with different people. A screaming toddler could put on a more believable performance than Wiseau himself or as I call him the Laughing Goth.

[@MasterCharlie104]

DragonGodMillionare Well they couldn't do it with someone else because since Tommy Wiseau did everything from horribly acting, horribly producing, horribly writing and horribly directing it I highly doubt he would've let anyone else try. Here's how I imagine the conversation would've gone down: Crew member: Listen Tommy, um, I don't think you've got the, uh acting ability down. Do you think maybe we should try someone else in the lead role? Tommy: No! No one else try! Is my movie! I play lead role in my movie! Crew member: Oh come on. Can't you try it out with someone else for a few minutes? Tommy: No I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?

[@Odinsday]

MasterCharlie104 Crew member: Can't tell you that. Tommy: Why not. Crew member: Because I don't want to.... Tommy: Poor crew member you're just little chicken/ cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

[@joyunicycle]

32 TAKES??? *laughing* How much effort does it take to be such a bad actor?

[@Odinsday]

joyunicycle Apparently both nothing and a lot.

[@Tink3rbella100]

The cat noise when they fight gets me every time 😂

[@jeynnastarks1969]

😂😂😂

[@johnnyzero8853]

The cat noise is from Disney’s The Aristocats 😂

[@dallassteel625]

Same here! I always lose it there. However, this whole review is absolute GOLD!! Anyways, how’s your sex life?😂🤣

[@radlilghost9326]

Dude with the gun was the best actor

[@Zachattack10213]

The gun at the end was the best actor.

[@cliffordshafran9250]

My favorite actor was the doggie.

[@cellytron]

“What, in all probability, could go wrong?” is such a good line, even after all these years it still cracks me up

[@boop7669]

It's weird how jacked Tommy wiseau is. I can't help but laugh at the thought of him at a gym. "I do one more rep now. HUUUUHHHHHH!" Edit: wow, I didn't expect this many likes. Thanks y'all!

[@minefilms1122]

o hai protein powder

[@rafaeltrivino1790]

If I heard him at a gym I would be straight dead.

[@cameroncox3622]

I am BUHLOCKAY now this is burned into my mind. Why have you done this to me

[@sammcguire3798]

I am BUHLOCKAY he'd probably wear a suit working out to

[@pencilstreak9]

You need to read the Disaster Artist, lol.

[@juliawayman]

"Five foot, girly-haired, French zombie" 😂

[@ssssSTopmotion]

French?

[@Liverpool5095]

@@ssssSTopmotion He apparently at least lived in France when he was younger. Whether he was actually ethnically French is up for debate. Some say Polish or Russian. Greg Sestero saw photos of Tommy in Paris when he first went to his apartment so he at least has some connection to France.

[@neo-didact9285]

@@Nev1esomnia Well, he is actually a Vampire.

[@lrush6983]

Lisa: "Is he dead?" Me: "I dunno. Probably. Check his bloody neck!"

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

Yup... it's bloody alright :X

[@lrush6983]

Oh! Let's ASK him if he's dead

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

Also ask him about his sex life :D

[@spankypants2793]

The Branded Alchemist

[@1800Hernandez]

THIS IS AN EX-PERSON!

[@microsoftsamreloaded3558]

Ironically, not only is the Room nostalgic now, but this review itself is as well

[@MisterAutist]

Especially this year now that The Room is turning 20 soon

[@braxtonwinkle1100]

24:43 Well, yes. Yes he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life! He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket! He's shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the FRIGGIN' CHOIR INVISIBLE! THIS...IS AN EX-PERSON!

[@jesuschavez5875]

Well, better replace it, then.

[@mani-ei5kq]

@@jesuschavez5875 GOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!

[@TW2Vlog]

Best rant. Lol

[@thecosmicdisorder5906]

Solid Monty python reference

[@SCARFACEPHOENIX]

He shits the bed

[@rainylupin]

Watching this the day after seeing The Disaster Artist. Can highly recommend it. James Franco is _terrifyingly_ good as Tommy Wiseau.

[@runefaustblack]

And Dave looks far, _far_ cuter than the real Greg Sestero. I used to think of him as handsome, but after watching the movie I just wish it was Dave Franco.

[@itskriber]

The whole moment when Lisa was talking to Mark over the phone while Johnny is in the bathroom being dubbed over with his lines, it was so convincing that I didn't realize that Johnny's lines were put in by Doug there until my 4th time watching. THIS IS HOW BAD THE MOVIE IS.

[@Christopher-eq1rn]

Kriber oh shit you're right, he pulled lines from earlier in the movie. It fit perfectly with the tone of the movie

[@pachutoazumadre32xD]

That was actually Doug making a Tommy Wiseau impression

[@mirrorocean]

same

[@coolnerdlll6053]

To quote IMDB, "When Kyle Vogt (Peter) tried to mention that legally Greg Sestero could not be filmed until they signed a contract, Tommy Wiseau replied 'I hire you as actor, smart guy. Act!'"

[@mrcritical6751]

That…makes way too much sense

[@animugeek5344]

is it me or does Tommy Wiseau look like he acted out most of the movie when he was half asleep? almost all of the shots I see him in looks like he has his eyes half closed. which would probably explain the horrible acting

[@midcourseharpy537]

I like to imagine that he was just incredibly baked during the filming and writing process

[@LaineMann]

I thought he was high

[@theAngryscotman]

According to the guy who plays Mark, Wiseau doesn't touch alcohol or illegal drugs but he drinks a LOT of Red Bull and takes a lot of prescription medication.

[@sumthin5]

actually he had a car accident that fucked up his face

[@phoenixnyc]

Also, he has a really weird sleep schedule that does NOT lend itself to 8am shoots.

[@SammyRenard]

Tommy Wiseau reminds me of the big bad in Men in Black when it's wearing the farmer's skin Tommy Wiseau is an alien that decided it wanted to live among humans and then decided it wanted to try this thing called "movies"

[@BigAL68xyz]

Geeve mee shoogar een watar, hah?

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Ironically, he is an alien in the Marvel comics

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

"You look beautiful today! Can I kiss you?!?" I'm gonna try that on the next attractive woman I encounter and see how that works out.

[@dogman9291]

Don't do it I tried it once and I was slapped for some reason it wasn't fun

[@InfiniteLilith]

Oh so when Danny says it to a woman of a different age group than him, it's "cute" and "silly" but when I do it it's "illegal" and "horrible" and "breaking the law for assualting children on the playgroud" smh smh

[@TheWonderfulBlake]

AniMartin / LMAO

[@dogman9291]

@Koolbeanz64 oh sick hey fellow dog

[@fathonifirmansyah9312]

@dis0rian hahahah... what a story mark

[@melishee]

"YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER!!!" 13:26 Gets me EVERYTIME!!! I've watched this movie at least 20 million times in 20 years, and it has never gotten old! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hobbsmakescomics]

When she is on the phone and he's in the bathroom, I legitimately don't know if the critic is adding the lines or not. Dear God this review is so fascinating. I kinda wanna watch this movie now. God help me. Hai!

[@Ward1706]

jeramy hobbs I'm giving movie the benefit of the doubt here. Mind you, I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't added by Doug.

[@issacflores2010]

jeramy hobbs the critic was adding those lines in. Though the movie is so hilariously bad the lined might as well be there.

[@johnstantinople]

jeramy hobbs the single greatest mystery in this review

[@OptimusPhillip]

Michael Vessel I thought I heard somewhere that the lines were in the movie

[@ryanelliott1907]

@@OptimusPhillip No. It is the Critic

[@adenruckert22]

Best nostalgia critic review ever

[@GBmovieluv]

I especially the use of the Dead Parrot scene

[@kenrickkahn]

Of All time...

[@dapperroag]

do you provide us with flex tape?

[@QoMSoL]

I concur

[@renatobertoni]

Best audio addition to the movie. 13:47 "Never question me or I'll cut you".

[@dustwarewolf5532]

You know what would have made this movie even more hilariously dumb? The original ending to this move, that Wiisearou was talked out of, rise up from his apparent suicide, reveal himself as THE KING OF THE BLEEPING VAMPIRES, kill Mark and Lisa, drive off in his flying 1950s car to THE MOON, and swear an oath of vengeance against the entire planet Earth!

[@feralchangeling97]

Haaaahhh!?!?!?

[@dragongirl7978]

That... Would actually be kind of awesome. 😂😂😂

[@torstenscholz6243]

That is not even a joke, Tommy actually considered making him a vampire and have a flying car.

[@JuriAmari]

That sounds like a Silent Hill bonus ending. I would pay to see that! XD

[@eldermillennial8330]

Tommy’s too Eastern Block Noire to pull off such an “Ed Wood” flair like that.

[@Amethystasheryn]

Ten years on, I'm glad people are still watching and commenting on this. Funny stuff.

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

Once I almost got sent to the principals office by saying IM FEID AP WIT DIS WORL when I failed my math test

[@carriefagshaw]

Leokav4est Dont worry I once said your tearing my apart lisa in maths and the teacher said oh hai mark and i just looked in awe at how awesome my teacher is

[@blacktainfalcon7097]

Leokav4est leafyisqueer

[@camrenvanwart1940]

Johnny pulling the trigger on the gun is us after this movie

[@bababanana20123]

I deed nawt heet hir, eets nawt troo, eets boolsheet. I deed nawt heet hir, I deed naaaaaawwwwwt... Oh hai Mark.

[@lapduynguyenthien8674]

george persaud pure gold

[@Insanity_Potato]

O hai Maark

[@feliciaf8]

i laugh harder than i expected it XDDDD

[@AnimeFan9833]

Hau is ur sex life

[@IliaFomin-k2s]

sounds like Dutch

[@Xehanort10]

I still can't believe that Tommy Wiseau was convinced he was making a serious drama when he made this and only started saying it was supposed to be a comedy to cover his ass when people started laughing at how bad the film was.

[@Xehanort10]

redloiyu654jay Yeah I am.

[@natsafan]

My God. I see you on every video I go to.

[@natsafan]

Oh I meant him XD sorry

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Really? when did he start calling it a comedy? In a confusing interview with Doug later "Shut up and talk", he's still calling it art, and that was at least a couple of years after this review premiered.

[@117johnpar]

It was literally his life's dream, he is narcissistic to a hyperactive degree. He did everything in his power during the production of this film to be the center of attention constantly.

[@shadejakva9367]

The fact Tommy insisted on the ass shot because he thought it'd make the movie sell better

[@ARedMagicMarker]

That's some confidence right there.

[@shadejakva9367]

@@ARedMagicMarker I know, right? Greg Sestero talks about it in his book "The Disaster Artist". To be a fly on the wall when *that* conversation happened...

[@ARedMagicMarker]

@@shadejakva9367 "You know, Mahk's actor... I've been following a strict regimen of 100 squats a day, green drink, green leaves, and green tea for abowt one blue moon. NOT thee blood moon, thee blue moon. There is difference! It's oolll reeeEally changed my liiyfe. I not thee same human bean I once vwas before mai trlansformation. My glutes are my two special, cherlished childrens, and I am theE prloud *PA-PA* . My two childrens together form the white moooon. The strong white moon, she es rleady. Rledy. To SHYYYINEeeee.... I wvant to share'l... with the _whole_ worl." **_Takes in a deep drag of some more green leaves._**

[@c.reatureu.niverse7781]

To be honest, I thought "The Room" was a horror movie...

[@maxwelsh6121]

HorriFYING anyway

[@royalteaanimations]

It has such bad acting it might as well be

[@gliocchiali6075]

Lol yeah me too, I regret not watching it when I had It free.

[@maxwelsh6121]

@@gliocchiali6075 look fir it , it may be around...

[@Hats502]

To be fair, it is scary how bad the acting is

[@mateoo1234]

Did you know the actor who played Denny was 25 years old when he was in this.And he was one year older than Greg Sestero. That's pretty interesting huh. Anyway,how is your sex life?

[@doubleflores8350]

Mr Ree I just searched him up and... yeah... Time was not to kind to Denny’s actor as it was to Greg Sestero.

[@ThatSexyNerdReacts]

*spits out water*

[@ginnrollins211]

Also, in the original script, Denny was supposed to be Lisa's gay brother named Billy.

[@mateoo1234]

@@ginnrollins211 and Johnny was originally going to be vampire. Spoooky ah ha ha ha

[@ginnrollins211]

@@mateoo1234 HA! I just read that on Wikipedia. How funny is that?

[@Pewpewpew182]

Just saw the film with Mr. Wiseau in San Diego last night, besides this being a cruddy film, the guy is a very sweet person and is very appreciative of his fanbase.

[@mevavideos5922]

That varies.

[@orvaldurgumundson1809]

@@ARCtheCartoonMaster i can relate.

[@movietimeateds69]

He was at the theater when I saw it, and he is really nice but suuuuuuuper weird. He wore 4 belts and a half tucked shirt; but talked to every person who approached him.

[@MacenW]

@@ARCtheCartoonMaster I just read about it, he is not autistic

[@andybaker8775]

@@movietimeateds69 where at? And why super weird; beyond belts and shirt?

[@uri0606]

22:48 - Those sound effects of cats wrestling in an alley made me shit bricks.

[@lucasharris6390]

My father is the most void, unreadable, bland, etc. person both I and you have ever known (even if you've never met him) and even he laughed his ass off seeing this guys performance.

[@anamusementinprogress]

tried to show it to my dad... he fell asleep, lol

[@lucasharris6390]

Lol indeed.

[@GeronFletcher]

Lucas Harris that’s so cool lol

[@lucasharris6390]

array s All of em. Even Birdemic.

[@boergerplays8353]

Lucas Harris amazing

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Critic's many ways of saying "Yep, he's dead." are so underappreciated.

[@gman3976]

Glasses&Mouthplates it comes from a legendary Monty python sketch about a dead parrot

[@zainnnzy]

It’s a Monty Python sketch.

[@MrMisterMiester]

They even show a piece of the sketch

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Ok but we don’t need so many people saying it’s a sketch, I think he knows

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I finally saw the original sketch, it was hilarious.^^

[@failingnovelist6443]

Whenever I'm having a bad day, I remember: "WE MAKE MOVIE NOW!" and I laugh so hard...

[@Nev1esomnia]

Oh hai failing novelist

[@ЕвсейГрибовский]

The tuxedo scene explained. Tommy initially wanted a wedding to actually happen. The scene was shot. But then they changed the script. So why throw away a good footage?

[@daniellevaughn4598]

cat screeching noise during the fight at the party gets me every time.

[@Pinka13]

"Lisa loves you as a person, as a human BEAN"

[@tyshco2969]

*Anyway how’s your sex life?????*

[@derman1907]

@Sinsear Is that a Neil Breen reference?

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

B E A N

[@radicallizard7665]

15:50 when i first heard those lines i was actually a bit touched: Johnny's being really nice and understanding by instantly seeing that this is a crush that the kid'll obviously get over, and tells him not to try to un-feel something but to embrace that it's there, and that there are good sides to everything... it shows that he really cares about the kid-- and that was when it turned it off, because i had been so desensitised by the rest of the movie that this didn't confuse or worry me in the slightest.

[@gluttonousmaximus9048]

"I've gotten emails, and emails..." You KNOW this episode is old when that's just a matter-of-fact thing.

[@Epodmusic17]

I love you Critic. As a person. As a human bean.

[@JurassicProductions]

Human Pinto bean or human kidney bean?

[@ChannelAwesome]

Welcome back after that short hiatus

[@ShaunInce123]

Oh Hi Mark.

[@cskinner303]

So he backed down, huh?

[@TinyKittenKisses]

It's back! great :D

[@keegster7167]

Now I Hate Everything's review of the Room is gone :(. Pretty much at the same time as yours is back on.

[@HD_Dabnado]

Oh Hai mark!

[@joeywomer]

Lisa: Is he dead? Me: Do you not see blood dripping from his mouth and a puddle right beside his head?

[@trueloveis4u]

a giant ketchup packet that was alot of "ketchup"

[@jonnoweb]

Lisa: Is he dead? Nostalgia Critic: Well, yes. Yes, he is, young lady. He has passed on. This person is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff! Bereft of life! He rests in peace! If he didn't shoot himself, he'd be pushing up DAISIES! His metabolic processes are now history! HE'S OFF THE TWIG! HE'S KICKED THE BUCKET! HE'S SHUFFLED OFF THE MORTAL COIL! RUN DOWN THE CURTAIN AND JOINED THE FRIGGIN' CHOIR INVISIBLE! THIS... IS AN *EX-PERSON*!

[@kirathecat]

Well, better replace him then.

[@sirbronze-thighscrusademas8858]

He's resting.

[@Ender_Rock]

Joseph Womer, Tommy ain't dead, He just went home.

[@metallicavoices]

This review still makes me laugh. The flower scene specifically just cracks me up.

[@kefi3186]

Literally the only actor who's acting was good or okay was the drug dealer. 😂😂😂

[@chayden153]

Hannah De La Peña Give him an Oscar

[@juliav8159]

He was actually so frustrated with Tommy Wiseau that he wasn't really acting. He was genuinely angry, and the other actors were scared when they filmed that scene. It's one of my favorite behind-the-scenes facts 😂

[@manpower386ify]

I agree. Mark was pretty decent as well. I consider him to be the best of the worst, and Denny is the worst of all.

[@loynjuryllgulpany4778]

Where's my fucking money!?

[@heebiejeebies8729]

Nah. The best actor was that water bottle

[@snakes3425]

I'm convinced Tommy Wiseau was both drunk and high during filming

[@Floodbait_117]

snakes3425 well he is not use to the oxygen on earth

[@eldermillennial8330]

Wary Trout There are stories about certain remote villages in Poland occupied entirely by weirdos and morons. I used to think they were just part of a Jewish morality fable, but now that I’m certain he is Polish, I’m not so sure.

[@nocturnalflare8457]

Tommy's apparently straight edge

[@alexcrawford5350]

Tommy Wiseau drunk: “Don’t touch me motherf**ker.”

[@tmck4138]

What If somehow an alien got their hands on the Room DVD and used it to study humans?

[@rabbieratten457]

T McK then were fucked

[@scotshabalam2432]

Some how I kind of feel like an advanced alien species that has mastered space travel and engineered a non-self destructive society could probably figure out this was just a bad movie, too.

[@marieclaire6193]

They would get very very confused and just get the hell out of our solar system.

[@BottomBunkArt]

I'm pretty sure Tommy Wiseau is not human

[@SBaby]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3aZqYB3a9Wkoa8 I still can't believe this was real.