Cooking With Mastodon - Billy "The Culinarian (Barbarian)" Kelliher

[@lamecasuelas2]

I want MASTODON to be the band on The Eric André Show for a whole season

[@sloshed-rat]

I mean, they're not gonna be touring for a while. They might as well

[@appeloosa]

Oh shit lol

[@Vrael7777]

I'm reeeeeeeeally waiting for Brent's episode. It's okay to make mistakes.

[@o-REDBEARD-o]

oh they know! theyre saving it for last hahah. He was made for this.

[@thallrudedjentstorm1756]

Im really waiting for the brent hinds mustard sauce hamburger or something else with socks and mustard

[@ferencbanu_tattoo]

Imagine the outrage if he just made actual consumable food.

[@o-REDBEARD-o]

@@thallrudedjentstorm1756 you gotta leave it in the sun to get the proper crust. Great on horsemeat.

[@brandoncrow3741]

Hopefully he doesn't use anything from a Gatorade bottle! 🤣 (Old school Mastodon fans will know what this refers to...)

[@douglassanders4048]

National treasures, these guys.

[@johnsalchichon10]

You're god damn right

[@sloshed-rat]

Keep Nick Cage away from them.

[@FearghalDuggan]

culinarian crest

[@briancherry8088]

Bill - "That's onion in italian". Troy - "Its okay to make mistakes"

[@abibonzo55]

Onion = Cebolla, in spanish.

[@Zero-oq1jk]

@@abibonzo55 Oh really? So that's why we call it Cebula in Polish.

[@ianmcgregor2543]

This is one of the most awaited series of 2020

[@Juel92]

I love how the video ends with the lyric "Burn your insides out". Feels fitting.

[@Haruhiismorz]

It's okay to make mistakes.

[@CooperAATE]

They'll never live that down

[@mugwump7049]

@@CooperAATE Imagine when they fuck up a song live, all the audience yelling "it's OK to make mistakes"...

[@iceticketliongaming806]

Mugwump...yes

[@Mizzelphug]

Something tells me Brent's cooking episode is going to be absolutely normal.

[@kingkeefage]

Brent "Lemon Juice" Hinds.

[@atwistoflemon666]

kingkeefage You called?

[@tavicotavio]

damn Lemon Juice nailed the solo on crack the skye

[@ChapsShrugged]

Go grow some.

[@Hashbeast]

"Buysomeok"

[@Greennoob2]

0:24 Rock Chips 0:49 Rock Chips 1:40 Rock Chips 2:20 Exploding Rock Chips (side effects *will* include 3rd degree burns) 1:17 Fact Check: True! 1:28 Fact Check: False!

[@outerentity]

Was that Brent Counting out the 5 second rule, hes so good at getting cheese he did a great job.

[@Ghostman-f7h]

Mastodon is the best band in the world!

[@bewaremusic3933]

1:20 I just love how Brent is counting seconds before he takes it (whatever fell from the frying pan on the floor) up. Can't wait for the fourth episode (and couple next episodes, for that matter) of Cooking With Mastodon.

[@oscarenriquerodriguez6047]

The master riff has come to feed us

[@Hashbeast]

Ya don't bite the hand that riffs

[@SomeDumbKid1]

I appreciate that every member of the band is making an extra effort to look like shit. Those shaving cuts look painful, Bill.

[@Hashbeast]

He shaved with some ROCK CHIPS!

[@sloshed-rat]

Brent straight up fought a dude the night before they had to record. That's commitment to the bit.

[@ErasmusEnCadiz]

It's amazing how they create their own universe, image, sound... For all those who thinks rock is dead, rock is ALIVE, full of creativity, soul, humour and ,- of course-, music in itself.

[@neofight395]

I love these so damn much.

[@kingkeefage]

"Causes post birth defects."

[@tavicotavio]

thats a way better way to say disease

[@mrbreeze3954]

I'd sprinkle a couple of drum sticks, have you heard they're edible? It's okay to make mistakes

[@k0nonen]

Go for it you deserve it youre worth it

[@Hashbeast]

Drum sticks don't go with Rock Chips. Watch the video again for the proper recipe.

[@lexusprime1403]

Mastodon! FOREVER!

[@Hashbeast]

So good for your SOUL!

[@jonkerrmusic]

Bless you guys... you bring the best music AND the best comedy.

[@dionzolot5310]

best band ever

[@leandrocastro5865]

Couldn't help but notice Brent's amazing technique! He flips the bread, purposely drops it on the ground and applies the 5 second rule to amalgamate flavours. That's really impressive!

[@cheefukeefu]

cooking with one whole stick of butter(slax)

[@patvaillancourt4458]

Man i love Bill

[@johnnyBentonamo]

i luv Bill

[@captainsolo5514]

Hi love the new album

[@cameronkazan1630]

It’s like your 4 favorite uncles started a band and it’s great

[@Amdus289]

1:24 Is no one gonna talk about how Brent already knew the exact timing of the noises Bill would make with the jar.

[@martianneanderthal9841]

I'm applying for ATSU, All That Stuff University

[@steelcannibal]

Loving this series ❤

[@Vkdennis87]

Thank you for these.

[@Sardukar2219]

this is pure chaos, just like the best Mastodon songs

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

I may have clicked on this way too fast 😂 love you guys so much. These videos are too funny. 💚🤘🏻💚

[@vintagevitaminj2633]

Amazing.

[@joemama5906]

imo the best out of the series. Bill rules.

[@NowForWrath]

I love these guys

[@cristin8855]

I never thought to use a hammer for onions but it does look very effective😂😂 these are great

[@Hashbeast]

Fuck onions I just put em straight in the garbage disposal. Anyone that wants to can just give a good sniff in the sink while they eat.

[@dalynchristian6982]

That was funny I still wish you guys would come back to Edmonton Alberta Canada since you guys cancelled your last show ! Was looking forward to see you live please make a comeback

[@BravoShield]

Okay, now I want a fallen torches apron.

[@BigStevie]

Happy Monday to all!! Mastodon 4 Life!!!

[@gabereal917]

This is top ten anime crossovers lmao

[@frank3764]

Pure gold with the "La sabolla" 🤣 😂 🤣 man I love Mastodon 🤘🔥 😈

[@LongshanMusic]

Best one so far! 😂

[@jimmyroberts4813]

I can only imagine if these dudes paired up with Tim and Eric. Great stuff. Keep it up. Hushed and Grim is a masterpiece!

[@stepitupandgo67]

I love these crazy sons o guns

[@aspenlakeorsomethinglikethat]

The Wolf in Stews Cold Dark Choclate Starch of the Corn Bread I Am Ahamburger Aqua Chimichanga Pendulous Steak Bacon Burn Iron Crust Bedazzled Chickenfingers We Baked this Come Dinner Mastodon got quite the menu

[@beautifuldreamer0811]

The cream of mushroom "queso" really sold it for me. 👌

[@zahirmawji3178]

Man I live for these videos! Goddamn hilarious! Poor Bill getting fact-checked: I mean, it's ok to make mistakes ;-)

[@IainFrame]

Ha ha, fucking love these guys 😂

[@zakarhaavevuo2574]

Man these guys are weird. Love 'em😍

[@Rix1424]

1:19 "La cebolla" suerte que no dijo tortilla 😅😅

[@marrrkl]

best cooking series ever...

[@MustacheWax]

Where do I get that official Mastodon mask?

[@Hashbeast]

I bet if you sent him some nakeds he would trade you for his used mask.

[@samhancock3683]

Bill has a speaking cadence and inflection eerily similar to Bob Ross, which has been my "time to wind down" show of choice lately. Just need some happy little queso on the chips

[@thejakeyboi]

Also - loving the 3 second rule.

[@thomasdantas323]

it looks delicious! I'm going to do this for my family tonight.

[@ResinstanceMike]

ROCK CHIPS!

[@nicholasjaboor2514]

Nothing better on this planet than when molecules release their flavor.

[@MissChelle857]

20 secs into this, and I’m already dead on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@Mile-long-list]

Where is this restaurant I need to make a reservation.

[@markymark3668]

I love you guys so much 🤣

[@boertush]

I never wanted an apron this bad

[@Dan-ji4db]

You can taste the freshness

[@krazeemetalchickstewart9961]

Oh my God 😁

[@CHUMLAR]

Who knew Mastodon could make great music AND delicious food?! Please tell me I can pick up some rock chips at the next concert.

[@jessicahayden4522]

I luv u guys so much 😂

[@scotttaylor8498]

Brent in the background that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😁

[@blanddull6881]

He even have a little roach friend on this sleeve, like in ratatouille!

[@interlacedlowtech]

Damn he's good...

[@The_Wild_Healer]

Can we get an album of stand up routines?

[@Hashbeast]

I see it being similar to Cheech and Chong comedy haha

[@faustogamez9208]

Buenas nachos mister🤘😬🎸

[@orangahaea630]

These men have no right to be this funny

[@zacattack500]

Where do you find a potato masher like that? Those work excellent!

[@SevenfoldKidd]

Gotta love Bill. 😂

[@coldcutdane5086]

Brents episode is gonna be a trip

[@Hashbeast]

He's gonna smash the fridge with a jackhammer and tell everyone to eat off the floor whatever they can get. Like a piñata.

[@TheMrmasseffect]

I did not expect to hear the SFV Announcer in this video saying "Rock Chips" lmao

[@beowulf1417]

Loving these but should've put Troy last, he set the bar pretty high XD

[@sloshed-rat]

Not sure if you know this but... It's okay to make mistakes.

[@MyloValailo]

J u s t a l i t t l e

[@CLuvTV]

Best way to promote new music lol

[@DevilMetal23]

Rock Chips ... Rock

[@marvinbuchmann672]

I need that piece of clothing in my kitchen. Can I get it somewhere?

[@divinefallfromgrace]

Ah, Billy Butterblox, making a dish without butter. Innovation! 😄

[@nexuxhdhdhd6713]

Asombroso estos tipos son tan buenos cocineros como yo soy tan buen santo...pero al menos lo intentamos.

[@prettynoose8497]

Very funny and awesome But as an amateur chef....I would LOOOOOOOVE to have that kitchen!!!

[@circlebird8765]

juuust a little

[@sebastianh.5225]

I have some question.. using self burned mariachi cds, is it as good as imported originals from Mexico? Or, as a German, can I use regional equivalents, like Volksmusik?

[@mugwump7049]

You mean imported originals are not counterfeit?

[@Hashbeast]

His is the right "mix" of audible flavors.

[@dracohimself]

I really like the fact check, just like on TV :D

[@Timewalker13]

What kind of mariachi CD's would you recommend? I found Bolero but I'm just really confused. 🤔

[@berserkermaniac8697]

"ROCK CHIPS" Oh Hell yeah I'll buy some

[@TheGazza83]

One of the greatest Kerry men. Bill's dad's from Killorglin

[@toby56]

They saved the best for last.

[@LimblessS]

lemon..

[@metallica990z]

ROCK CHIPS!!!!

[@Hashbeast]

⚡🌩⚡

[@metallica990z]

Nice!!🤘🤘🤘🤘

[@sengiryCZ]

TRVE! 😊

[@SuperJiggawhat]

Mmm cheese.

[@deesnutz4638]

0:27 *" not to be consumed"*

[@PhobosDDeimos]

Cheap to make marketing? Yes. Super fun video? Hell yeah. Am I hyped for more Mastodon? Oh baby!

[@WhoCares02459]

Fuckin love you guys