Cooking With Mastodon

[@willlewis153]

Dear mastodon. Please never stop being this gloriously random.

[@ianmacvittie8243]

It’s okay to make mistakes

[@jeffreydavis5506]

And teamwork makes the dreamwork!

[@Brom3z]

Sprinkle the horse

[@89ksokd91]

😆

[@josesorzano]

SHUTUP IAN, by the way fonzie whats his money you owne him or oure dead be abck by july 29, at saturday night ever club iwth jonhntravolta

[@hakonericson9115]

this is what the pandemic has done to musicians.

[@ModernDecay70]

you mean the plandemic.

[@WBradleyRobbins]

@@ModernDecay70 A wild moron appeared. It used 'conspiracy theory', it was not effective.

[@leandrocastro5865]

That's sad

[@massttrshrdrharmonicminor2002]

They should post a 2 hour jam, complete with Black sabbath covers

[@spudvader]

I know what to do...Quick! Hit that Dong Bong and summon the greatest band in all of the land. 🤘MASTODONG🤘

[@tavicotavio]

mastodon is chaotic good

[@notsure1969]

I guess the 5 people who disliked this were allergic to food poisoning.

[@thevoid99]

and listen to lame shit like coldplay.

[@Bananagogo101]

wtf man ?

[@arashi86]

"And that, kids, is how I met your Mastodon."

[@8o86]

It’s okay to make mistakes.

[@thathandleistakentrythisone]

That kid ought to be 20 years old by now

[@gus26_77]

If this doesn't become a regular series, then I'm done listening to you!

[@jinsakai9729]

How dare you

[@ethanbean5479]

Lol, no you aint

[@BongHuffingCaravan]

That's a fuckin lie & you know it man

[@Gillty101]

You'll be back

[@shillian4770]

@@BongHuffingCaravan Ahh someone else who believes the signs of the reptile master

[@grx22]

“He chocked to death on an A string” Me: oh it’s not that bad “From a bass guitar” Me: OMG THATS HORRIBLE

[@creepingspleen4964]

It's okay to make mistakes

[@mola55e5]

He said E string.

[@BarrickMacready]

Eyyy, buckethead profile picture

[@notsure1969]

I believe it was an E string. Which is even worse.

[@brentbowman4498]

He said E, but it’s okay to make mistakes.

[@tavicotavio]

troy ''its okay to make mistakes'' sanders bill ''rock chip'' kelliher brent ''lemon juice'' hinds brann ''drumstick sandwich'' dailor

[@kyledecampos3436]

I don’t know why but the pizza cutter on the carrot made me break out laughing thank you so much for this series guys it’s beyond appreciated

[@punKtino]

This is art. P.S. I need that apron

[@xXUnownghost72Xx]

It’s on the website

[@ShonnDaylee]

Nobody applies mustard to a counter like Brent Hinds. NOBODY.

[@8o86]

It’s okay to make mistakes.

[@markymark3668]

I did not. Stop. Laughing. You guys NEED to do this full time. Please. I will pay you any amount of money. Just make more content like this.

[@rubaidaallen2764]

This is hilarious. Love it 😂😂

[@slayadex23ofender]

Theres gonna be a Medium Rarities hot sauce called Food Poisoning right?

[@vaulttecrepresentative414]

Everybody is allergic, though.

[@Hashbeast]

I wish! I got the hot sauce of The Sword.

[@gregtheflyingwhale]

- I'm sorry is that pasta with mushrooms or cheese? - these are bass strings, madam

[@8o86]

It’s okay to make mistakes.

[@dr.amygdala6524]

The fact that they look like they’ve had the shit beat out of them makes it so much funnier

[@mcpatrick2511]

The dislikes were from the guy from table 8

[@user-tj3wr6dj4d]

As a cook/ prep cook/ dishwasher for over 10yrs this hits home with laughter

[@pascalg16]

I hope new album is well cooked and spicy

[@HLLFURY]

The name of the album suddenly makes sense.

[@KoRnBaKo]

I'm happy to say that I've met the whole band. Seriously cool guys!

[@atwistoflemon666]

KoRnBaKo Same!!!

[@8o86]

It’s okay to make mistakes.

[@derekschrodt2801]

Someone actually had the nerve to down vote the video. These are troubled times indeed. Thanks mastadon, you guys are the greatest!

[@nicolemarieb.7044]

I’ve watched every one of these, and I’m never hungry by the end because all the boys from mastodon are snacks.

[@jasonparr7910]

Atlanta represent. Thank you gentlemen. I’ve had the privilege to meet most of you in lil 5 and just want to reiterate, thank you. Born and raised and glad to call your sound home. #misstheoldmasquerade

[@gavrosaurus]

Troy's video still the best but it's OK to make mistakes.

[@stepitupandgo67]

this is my favorite

[@buynewsoul0]

Crack the Rye Once More Round the Microwave The Last Burger This Mortal Boiled

[@HexOmega3113]

Curd of the bird

[@guillermolopez8931]

You heard him!? Crack the Pie.

[@j.marston]

This popped up on my feed just after listening to Oblivion.

[@DamonJanelle]

Oooo spooky Mr Marston sir.

[@CreamAle]

It's over. The illuminati already got to you. Rip.

[@Paxton550730]

Are you Jim Milton?

[@brentbowman4498]

Paxton550730 he looks like Rip VanWinkle to me

[@Theflowergeekcrafts]

This is just the weird I need right now. I love you guys 💚

[@kahwigulum]

"Yes, I'll have the Break Your Backs with a side of Oars, Men, please."

[@rhdes]

The only band I’ve never stopped listening to, this just proves even more why they’re the best 😂

[@BigStevie]

Order Up!! Sharpen that Linoleum Knife & don't forget the whistling sounds! Cooking with Mastodon is here!!

[@calibusofficial]

Good to see Mastodon adapting to these trying times

[@ChachaChapati]

If you read about Bill Kelliher last week, times are indeed trying.

[@mirinewman]

"This is an avocado, is that correct?"

[@CreamAle]

I still don't know.

[@notsure1969]

Yes. That is a guacamole nut.

[@8o86]

It’s okay to make mistakes.

[@persefonealgave2805]

it's really nice how the sound effects give me some serious kitchen nightmares feels

[@slip1973a]

This is exactly why I love this band so much!!

[@bigcane7486]

best one by far!

[@paytonowens1929]

This is beautiful

[@g32.recitales]

I truly hope to see them live again! But with a new record on their hands!

[@district51_rc]

Absolutely the best!!!!!!

[@persefonealgave2805]

i love this.

[@kristinaneuner7058]

Alright Mastodon, you sold me already! This is gold!

[@brownsparlour9813]

this is amazing.

[@ashleymerritt9461]

What magnificent promo this is.. truly magnificent.

[@kingkeefage]

Brent "Lemon Juice" Hinds.

[@010anmol]

This literally made me laugh

[@atwistoflemon666]

kingkeefage Duuuuuuuuuuude!!! 🍋

[@davidmccartney189]

Can’t wait for their next video

[@Sasquatch27]

Teamwork makes the dream work!!

[@TheChadPad]

I need an official Mastodon cockroach

[@batmaiden1378]

This is top notch comedy not gonna lie.

[@djm122270]

I need that freakin' apron...asap!

[@dereksendrak]

Omg love these!!!!!

[@mole62ssf]

"Burn your insides out." You're just four amazing musicians making manifest your lyrics. Why are diners being so picky?!

[@gavischneider8259]

I’d rather watch this continue as a series than half the shit on Netflix.

[@cfwit]

nice Placebo reference, "something borrowed, something blue (every me and every you)"

[@danillestarling3541]

I need one of these aprons!

[@patrickr12342]

Hey guys, make a Series, please!!! Thanks for the good music.

[@ashleydewing1420]

This is lovely! Glad those silly fellas learned the value of teamwork. Keep it up, boys!

[@justinhughes4119]

This should become a regular series

[@grasshoffers]

I will take the double-Mastodon burger, the spicy mastodon fries and a mastodon sparkling strawberry soda....oh and extra cockroaches!

[@TheChadPad]

The fucking cockroaches clipped everywhere!!

[@anthonygarcia2390]

This album rocks!!!

[@guillermolopez8931]

Thats a sweet Apron! And the choking to death on the Guitar string was hilarious!!

[@BlankRami]

Go for it, you're worth it ... you deserve it!

[@Lollonestyle]

Ooooh. Medium rarities... Now I get it!

[@Vrael7777]

Orange and black take me back to Halloween It's okay to make mistakes.

[@runningbear8088]

These guys can do it all!

[@tool5675]

Keep cooking, it's ok to make mistakes.

[@thathandleistakentrythisone]

Hope theyre cooking up a new album

[@mrbreeze3954]

wait, I need one last piece to this lunatic puzzle, in this new album we have something new (fallen torches), something old (all the live performances in the record), something borrowed (orion, which is a cover) but I lack something blue, could that be white walker? they are kinda blue-ish

[@E-Chap]

That might just be a joke because the vinyl is red

[@mrbreeze3954]

@@E-Chap it might, but I still hope that it was the plan all along

[@cfwit]

I'm pretty sure "something borrowed something blue" is a reference to Every You Every Me by Placebo

[@Sognafar]

You guys are ridiculous and I love it

[@cathedraldarkness]

I will always buy a ticket to ride to Mastodon’s flavor town!

[@danl2502]

Oh boy I was so sure they were about to announce a live stream concert there at the end. I’m still holding out hope

[@dereksendrak]

Keep up the great work Mastodon!!! No other band comes close to your talent and humor!🤘🏻

[@barbarianpirate]

I love this guys

[@reddalchemy5970]

Rotfl!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT LOVE IT!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣. So glad they did an all together one!!

[@dang9269]

Mastodon just awesome

[@jonkerrmusic]

You guys are the best. That is all.

[@massttrshrdrharmonicminor2002]

You guys are great, when I saw you guys Troy seemed disappointed I wasnt moshing, like you knew I had it in me, but I'm retired too out of shape and I wasnt drunk. But as a guitar player myself, I just wanted to watch you guys perform

[@mikecollins9569]

Fallen torches is on repeat daily

[@paulmildner6093]

Fallen torches rips like leviathan ( not saying the stuff in between wasn't life changing for me but still) best band in metal rn

[@DarkAngelEU]

Fallen Torches feels more like Hard Rock, but yeah still best band out there definitely

[@notsure1969]

@LF X Did you see the article where you don't know the difference between "their" and "they're"? That was a good one.

[@IainFrame]

Brilliant. Best one yet! 😂

[@starsfall3916]

You make me happy every time

[@dvandamme00]

teamwork makes the dream work....

[@svardmx]

De plano les valió vergota, viva Mastodon ⚡

[@whereami6586]

Where is that throne of mayonnaise

[@emigrant1510]

It's right in front of me.

[@Zhakurael]

You, dear gentlemen, just made my day😄

[@eden2esthar]

Throne of mayonnaise..... Possible album title

[@Zngl]

Fuck it. I was almost disconnecting that from the song!

[@The_Wild_Healer]

you win

[@Fishfishfishfishfishfishfishfi]

Teamwork makes the dreamwork.

[@philu4621]

Troys got a hair net thing for his beard...lol...love these guys.

[@JD-ym7iw]

What the!!!! I’m a nobody chef and a serious fan. This is awesome. The tickets sometimes never stop. Controlled chaos. Y’all. This is comedy gold. Was it rounds or flats?😁

[@h.i.5333]

Dear Mastodon, please get back out on the road. We need you more than ever!! Sincerely, America🤘

[@mindscrub]

Damn manager always waking up from his nap to harsh my mellow...

[@dingdong7440]

02:22 Placebo's "Every you every me"

[@JSBautomotive]

Triple D reference is killer. Great vid fellas👌🏻 Top notch

[@noodledalight5]

oh hell yea

[@ampersandmcvinegar5681]

NAILED IT

[@isaacgabrielvalbuena2896]

This video is the most OmegaLul thing i've seen this week

[@lamecasuelas2]

Surreal humor at it's finest!

[@GozMaster]

Best Band Ever

[@PoisonBerryVS]

My boys

[@squishydafishy]

Old,new,borrowed and blue, thought you were all gonna teabag the sauce 🤘😁🤘

[@daniboomclap6865]

These videos slay!

[@fumetsudragons418]

These and Kevin James's Skits bring a bright smile on me!!

[@chidell]

Ah when will they release another studio album! Can’t wait to see them at download festival next year