Masturbation, Boycotts, Existence | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

[@allyjay7395]

I like the pace at normal speed. It's calming like we're just having a chat with a friend at brunch.

[@edwardlara4936]

Out of "social media,"Ms.Sarah.Long story. Good podcast concerning "Remembering females playing with urself,Dealing with Amazon?Forget it!The man with the only way to get off is by bottoming himself?!"Oh,and u like dope on Sundays,Sarah?!(chuckle) Thanks,Sarah,have a good weekend!

[@egreene]

Don't sell yourself short! People call in to your podcast with non-comedy topics because you are so intelligent and articulate. A rare combination! She wanted advice and you were kind enough to give some. Is she dead now? Yes, but that's besides the point. Love you!

[@jamesdavies6821]

Sarah Silverman is very calming to me. I Appreciate you.

[@davidadams2395]

I feed birds and squirrels on my property, and it’s taught me much. There are two types of squirrels: larder-hoard squirrels store in one place; scatter-hoard squirrels split up their nuts and stash in different places. Chunking is when they organize and bury their booty according to type of nut. 🐿 are incredible creatures. Regarding nut stashing, Livescience wrote about a study in 2018 that said squirrels find 95% of their nuts, while the University of Richmond did a study that found squirrels _”fail to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury.”_ They claim this results in oak forest regeneration.

[@hotlov72]

Listening at half speed makes everyone sound stoned and it makes me laugh

[@grinkashman7884]

I can't help singing along with your theme music, the intro, outro and voicemail. You soooo rock!!

[@anneefreres3299]

same!

[@smlorrin]

I like the normal speed; it's relaxing.

[@malvavisco10]

34:50 wow, that “word nerd, grammar nerd” was wrong about the use of “jibe.” Sarah was correct! Also, HE misused the word “acronym.” LGBTQIA is not an acronym but an initialism (or just abbreviation. Acronyms are abbreviations pronounced as words, like scuba or NASDAQ.

[@jbagger331]

that initialism seems to be growing, will there be a W for white in it at some point?

[@gulfside98]

She is using jibe incorrectly. It's jive.

[@malvavisco10]

@@gulfside98 Lol, no. Professional proofreader/copy editor here. From m-w: “jibe verb (1) Save Word To save this word, you'll need to log in. Log In \ ˈjīb \ jibed; jibing Definition of jibe (Entry 1 of 3) intransitive verb : to be in accord : AGREE -usually used with with a story that doesn't jibe with the facts”

[@malvavisco10]

@@gulfside98 “Gibe is almost always used to refer to taunts, or to the act of taunting. Jibe may be also used to mean “to taunt,” but it ***is the only one of the three that should be used to mean “is in accord with” (as in “That doesn’t jibe with what I thought”).*** Jive is the one of the three that should be used to indicate a manner of speech, or perhaps by swing dancers.”

[@malvavisco10]

You can also just call it an abbreviation, since “initialism” is not well known and not usually used in everyday speech.

[@brentmorris6383]

You saved my life tonight. You bring joy to so many people

[@myfriendgoo2816]

Seems odd that 6'4" bottom guy would be calling Sarah about a problem like that. It'd be like lesbians calling a male host to discuss something that wasn't working down there. Sarah got to a kernel of an answer with the talk about height expectations and stereotypes. The guy needs to find a top who can get into the right rhythm and ride the wave of the contractions, though that requires developing the right timing (possibly THC-assisted, as it increases sensitivities all around). At 5'8" the partner is short enough to be made to feel short in general, whereas someone around 6' might be comparatively shorter to 6'4" but doesn't get thought of as short outside the relationship.

[@malanawalus5389]

Knowing Sarah listens to herself faster justifies me listening to her faster and I will continue to listen to her and watch her 2x as fast every Thursday.

[@X._.COCO._.X]

Gibe or Jibe : an insulting or mocking remark; a taunt. The word you're looking for Sarah is Jive

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Probably not the first one to add this, but yeah the “and the rest” came first on Gilligans island. For some reason. And I believe after the first season is when they changed it and acknowledge to Professor and Mary Ann. RIP Don Wells. Love your podcast.

[@dvdly]

Yes, and the pilot episode was an entirely different style and lyric that mentions by name only the Skipper, Gilligan, Mr. and Mrs. Millionaire and the tourists, which according to the going story, had mainly to do with whose agent could lobby for their client inclusion among the tier of star worthy of such billing.

[@sophiel362]

Disappointed that "chunking" and "bottoming" weren't in the title for this episode. Those were the most interesting calls.

[@myfriendgoo2816]

Yep. Sarah's niche could be as go-to podcast for problems that 98% of us don't have but are happy to judge the 2% who do. Worked for Jerry Springer. However messed-up one's own life is, at least it's not like THAT.

[@dribrom]

It's jive with the music for an example not jibe. And jive is a dance style but can also mean that you "groove" with the music.

[@douglasradomski]

Sarah this was your best episode ever. One and a quarter speed is the ticket. Hugs

[@santasabina8745]

Are you kidding us? you are not slow at all!! Just do what you do dear friend

[@garthschneider7363]

Sweet spot... love it

[@yfkeb]

Another great episode. Thank you, Sarah, I love your show! (at the regular speed though)

[@jamesdallas4238]

0.5 is the sweeeet spot babbyyyyy

[@toserveman3712]

I've never had an Amazon Account. I'd rather pay more somewhere else or do without.

[@vickygonzalez2205]

I enjoy your podcast too much to listen to it faster

[@Davett53]

Love you dear! Your voice is so soothing,....I like your east coast inflection, even though I know you didn't grow up there. Been listening to you for the last 2 years,.....I've been known to comment, every so often, too.

[@piltdownman2541]

Wow I disagree with most of what you say but when you called the masker on her politics you cranked out a smile from me !

[@angelagraney4592]

Jibe is used in Sailing as a change of direction when heading upwind...the fast, sudden action of swinging around Down wind. Prepare to jibe! Jibe Ho!

[@helethead]

My friends won’t do what I want them to! Waa. Thanks for setting her straight.

[@discord37]

LOL I listen to all my podcasts & youtube vids at 1.2! There's just so much content, I don't have time to go at 1 speed. I use amazon prime. I have a little guilt but we don't have a lot of choice for some things. Some people can't afford to shop around to the more ethical place. I go elsewhere first when I can but nothing is in stores anymore that I need. There needs to be rules in companies that if your profits are X high even your lowest paid employees should be paid y%. It's awful, the people who created his wealth don't make a lot.

[@phoenixcastiel8459]

You rock

[@Pacamamma]

I always supported my credit union, But they don't support the cannabis industry & their debit isn't available at pot stores. 😞

[@myfriendgoo2816]

It's the Nixon-era federal law that still hasn't been repealed. A federal AG with an ax to grind could go after financial institutions and say they're breaking it. Biden would sign a bill to repeal or change and some Republicans would support it, BUT it's low-priority so far because it's easy for some Republican to claim they're legalizing it when doing so would not legalize it (that's still up to states). It's sad, but there's so much toxicity out there that quite a few like Ted Cruz would knowingly spread misinformation for political gain if it's an issue like this where people are easily confused.

[@BreezeDaDon]

It's pretty hard to boycott Amazon. I shop more online more than I do in person, aside for groceries. But it would take so many ppl boycotting Amazon to make a difference that it's not logical unfortunately.

[@jbagger331]

It's pretty easy, just buy stuff in a store, here's how, yu leave your domicile, you go to a store, you enter it and you buy what you really need.

[@BreezeDaDon]

@@jbagger331 I don't need to be educated on how to buy items from a store. Had you took the time to read my COMPLETE statement, you would have known that. Look at the entire portrait, don't just sloppily zoom in on the parts that YOU like.

[@jbagger331]

@@BreezeDaDon Every action is individual, you have agency, use it.

[@jbagger331]

@@BreezeDaDon I have never bought a single thing from Amazon, the reason is simple, the goods are made by slaves and debt peons, I'm not wealthy, I'm a builder, but I refuse to support a corporation that uses slaves.

[@BreezeDaDon]

@@jbagger331 We live in a technological world. When I said hard, I meant due to its easily available convience. But avoiding products made from country's that manufacture goods from cheap labor would be damn near impossible. It's not only amazon, it's multiple company's. Some of our favorite brands are produced in those types of environments unfortunately. For example, what if you like the brand "adidas". Are you suppose to now not wear adidas...? The point I was making is they make it very hard. That's all. I love adidas Sneakers 👟, but I don't love how they are made. And my one contribution of boycotting would not be a big enough issue to make those brands stop doing that. It's would take MANY people.

[@JocelynCxox]

Finishing with blumpkin is what I needed to help me get through my day. thanks once again Sarah ❤️💋

[@traceytalks]

I love your podcast! I keeps me company during long days and weeks of home office ❤

[@faithfighters3399]

Sarah, WE NEED A NEW HOUR PLEASE!

[@rosstapson]

Love the show, thanks so much 😄

[@strati5phere]

The planet will be here for millions of years more. Humans might die.

[@Buttercar420]

God willing

[@allanblack8635]

Sarah have you seen the movie, I Heart Huckabees? I was reminded by the environment caller and your response. The ending is very relevant.

[@mr.FRESHWATER]

Excellent movie definitely worth a watch

[@ROLtheWolf]

That first call sounds like Parker Posey...

[@learnenglishwithdayamudra704]

Tim is right! We need a countdown...

[@israfael12]

Another great episode, Sarah!! You always make me laugh!! Love you lots!! ❤🤙

[@Quixoticscope]

I feel like we should play life at 1.25 speed! It would eliminate the awkward moments

[@drcmac]

🔹️ i have never made any online purchases in my life. So Amazon & the like mean nothing to me.

[@CR-eo2ts]

You, nor I, will change anything alone. But together, we have hope.

[@CR-eo2ts]

Watching @1:25, for you. ❤

[@rustyshackleford928]

I am not sure of her politics and I really don't care. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my lifetime. I will listen for a while, just to see her. It makes me happy.

[@mrlegkick91]

Get a grip man..

[@dvdly]

@@mrlegkick91 I think that's exactly what he's doing.

[@mrlegkick91]

@@dvdly touche. Seriously tho I seen like 4 more attractive women in the last hour at the gym. She's not that great

[@Nina.VanRobiart]

💖 love her podcasts

[@JTheTeach]

Holy schmoly the deep cut questions there

[@CBlack-zm5ze]

A study done at the University of Richmond cites that squirrels FAIL to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury. That 3rd to last call was perplexing... I hope we can get to the bottom of it... sorry...

[@helethead]

I watched it “back”, I listened to it “back”. What a weird thing to say. Why do you even need the word “back”? So, crazy.

[@caramelking-zf8wu]

Juicy !!

[@SteveA61172]

"And the rest" first season of Gilligan's Island, names second and third.

[@heterodoxy6881]

Sarah, if I were you I would look into Starbucks's ongoing union busting blitz before I praised them for how they treat their workers.

[@myfriendgoo2816]

I've decided I'd rather go through dumpsters than work at an Amazon warehouse. Maybe that's the new test for how crummy an employer is. Starbucks still wins over going through the dumpsters, but you raise a good point.

[@ashleighcleaver9009]

Hey Australian here to. Just heads up another fact about us is we all don't talk like the "irwin family" they don't represent how all Australians sound like and definitely not me either. Glad that the woman said we don't ride kangeroos whoever thinks that is crazy haha.

[@RussellColeman]

I bet 95% of twitter accounts that post fun facts get 20% of them wrong

[@jbagger331]

It's twitter, 95% of everything on the platform is wrong.

[@tmxcomics]

Hey Schleppy, we are Topping off!

[@EzraSacks]

You are just such a beautiful person, Sarah.

[@mrlegkick91]

Jews rock!

[@lorileifer613]

I play most things at 1.5 speed but NOT this show bc it's worth the time ☺️

[@redbaronsnoopy2346]

Hiya BFF :)

[@pwk22]

A seventh grader is not a child. A seventh grader is a full-on horn dog. There was nothing weird about the story other than the venue.

[@francescorengifo]

upload at 1.25 I listen to you at 1.50 already

[@Clyde-lb5fe]

I like the "alphabet" group.

[@gustavocolin2507]

Got such a huge crush on this woman

[@JHow861]

I'm doing the 1.5 speed and you still aren't talking as fast as Shapiro

[@DenNEE]

I thought everybody knew about credit unions. Anyway, great podcast.

[@StephSellsStuffbytheSeashore]

I LOVE YOU.

[@CONNELL19511216]

It’s called AGE Sarah! Believe me - I’ve got plenty of it. The best part of aging is you can justifiably keep ramping up your ‘little puffs’

[@martinpreisig8237]

In case you're still hanging on the jibe.. as my understanding (AngloJew) you are mixing up your Bs and Vs. To get along well with someone is to jive with them. However if you were to say call them an asshole.. this would be to jibe them.. 😇

[@richardmcelroy6920]

Tall Bottoms are the eighth +

[@X._.COCO._.X]

1.25 X speed is a vibe

[@X._.COCO._.X]

The songs sound weird tho 🥲

[@Davett53]

I just thought of this: Anne Pomeroy,...the voice and name reminds of someone that might be considered to be a WASP aka, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, the dictionary says it is a 1960s acronym. In other words, not an east coast Jew.

[@thesimulation9651]

1.75 is the way to go✌️❤️🎶

[@arbeleg]

what? how? everyone sounds so coked up. 1.25 is nice though :)

[@beezneeznunya3234]

Sarah and Russel Brand are my two fav Celeb. Sagittarius. That i listen too. Ah.

[@hihosilencemeviolateme949]

I'm half Jewish. I'm Christian so I am half Jewish. Your feelings toward that comment is the seed to antisemitism. How do you expect children plus time to feel when you say you are taking your ball and going home?

[@johnteill_]

What if Gilligan's Island had 2 black characters and after naming the others they got the "and the rest" 😆

[@roguezomboi3198]

Love love love you. I don't know who I would be without your podcast!

[@lorileifer613]

Wait, Bezos owns Amazon, not the Walton's. The Walton's are WalMart

[@FreckledGemini]

Sunday is the Sabbath. Forever and always. I KNEW that I’d marry him one day. He wa ga to gon

[@Rasfa]

She is doing exactly what is incorrect in the company, as said in the interviw. She should complain.

[@ronskelly]

We are hypocrites Sarah. We have no problem getting on a 500 TON jet. Terrible pollution. So self serving we are.

[@anneefreres3299]

I would use the word JIVE like we jive together

[@anneefreres3299]

JIBE is a sailing term used for when a boom flips across the boat to catch wind

[@DerekReuter]

"epic deaths leading to mass extinction and it will be our own faults but what can you do, lol?" I'd like to be a guest on your podcast that tackles that question without, too much bullshit? Wanna see my setup?

[@JymBritton]

10+

[@thegrievancegordieshow9882]

Brunch! boy I tell ya I sure miss brunch Maybe that’s why I bad mouth it so much And Undies I’m always in my Undies I put in the code and realized that company pronounces the crotch too much I’m demure in case you didn’t know My Droogie Days are long behind me PLEASE LET ME FIND THE PHONY JIBE GUY HE’s WRONG 👊🏼💥👊🏼💥👊🏼💥👊🏼💥👊🏼

[@TotallyKoalafied]

The jibe thing 😂 it’s jive I think

[@littlelaker]

I like her at 1.5

[@jaywilkinson6292]

I really wanna marry Her

[@jamesmarieellison]

To the drag queen who's only 'gasmic on the bottom, maybe your partner get a step stool. But seriously, try some S&M and your partner dominates you. Be safe and always have a safe word.

[@allegradee1992]

Jive*** babe. Jibing happens on a sailboat

[@Venomthegr8]

Ms. Silverman is the most beautiful woman in the world.....sweet like Bear meat

[@rsurmonte]

Isn’t it Jive and not Jibe? Idk

[@iluvscully]

come on people she is god but you cant ask her some of the stuff u guys are asking her and get a funny response. but she is trying. lol

[@dribrom]

Since Christ fulfilled the Law, are Christians obligated to keep the weekly Sabbath? The apostle Paul answers: “Therefore let no man judge you in eating and drinking or in respect of a festival or of an observance of the new moon or of a sabbath; for those things are a shadow of the things to come, but the reality belongs to the Christ.”​-Colossians 2:16, 17. Why the change? Because Christians are under a new law, “the law of the Christ.” (Galatians 6:2) The former Law covenant given through Moses to Israel came to an end when Jesus’ death fulfilled it. (Romans 10:4; Ephesians 2:15) Did the commandment about keeping the Sabbath also come to an end? Yes. After saying that “we have been discharged from the Law,” Paul went on to refer to one of the Ten Commandments. (Romans 7:6, 7) So the Ten Commandments​-including the Sabbath law-​are part of the Law that came to an end. God’s worshippers, therefore, are no longer required to observe a weekly Sabbath.

[@0mega.mechan1c.]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@Mr.Leslie]

Crushing 🙃🤪😶..but seriously I love you, call me

[@dvdly]

Es gibt kein richtiges Leben im falschen.

[@littleladyinlalaland1749]

Jive, not jibe!

[@JimMcNicholas]

GIBE an insulting or mocking remark; a taunt. "a gibe at his old rivals"

[@davedeal9152]

jibe verb (1) \ ˈjīb \ jibed; jibing Definition of jibe (Entry 1 of 3) intransitive verb : to be in accord : AGREE -usually used with with a story that doesn't jibe with the facts

[@authordanplouff]

:o

[@maurajasmine]

Progressive minded people might still be poor. Lol!

[@bnicolette14]

"What other people have to explain their existence...?" Mixed/biracial people, that's who! I 100% agree with what he and you said about Jewish people but biracial people also are dismissed, invalidated, and told they simply do not exist or belong to any group. BUT I AM IN NO WAY COMPARING THE BIRACIAL STRUGGLE TO THE IMMENSE STRUGGLE OF THE JEWISH COMMUNITY. It's awful the things I see people say about Jewish people and the holocaust. But just wanted to point out the shared experience of having to repeatedly explain yourself and having to almost defend your existence.