Mat being bullied for 6 minutes and 59 seconds straight

Y'all wanted this so badly 😂😂
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[@ThomasTheGayEngine]

Mat getting genuinely hurt for 6 minutes by the people he thought he loved

[@reubenwhipp3310]

lol

[@dannimajig]

I can’t believe my crush on this man has not lessened even a little bit in the past 11 years

[@alicechapman5595]

Hes very good in the show Ghosts and when he confesses his love its beautiful! 😍🤣 amazing actor!

[@princesslola1234]

I literally think this every time I see him in anything 😂

[@warfoxrommel5172]

1k liker

[@thebigbarnfarm2540]

Simp

[@AHunt2024]

Grows more every day tbh, you’re not the only one

[@robynkelly426]

The fact we are all simping for him now

[@idiotsassemble5698]

...is not surprising

[@robynkelly426]

Idiots Assemble Little 7 yo me would be proud of society 🤗

[@samaxion93]

we where always simping for us, he was everyones first crush

[@deangirl2286]

Can’t remember when this show started but yep it’s been a very long time And he’s looking 👌☺️

[@lukecaswell1443]

I'm not gay

[@poppy7145]

Mat can play the worst people in history and we’ll still love him

[@blohppy8706]

For real, hed play hitler and we’d be like ; “aww bby!!!”

[@poppy7145]

@@blohppy8706 frr 😭😭

[@yorukaadams940]

He actually played a Nazi, so-

[@yorukaadams940]

@The KZbinr In that sketch where they refuse to wake hitler

[@yorukaadams940]

@The KZbinr fr fr

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

The actors in Horrible Histories really were every British kids first crush, weren’t they

[@thefirstmanofthebibble]

Only if it wasn't Wiley Sneak from Trapped

[@beveragebrit]

I wish

[@peanutsthesquirrel5225]

@@beveragebrit tbh David Tennant was also everyone’s first crush too

[@gimme_ur_teeth]

Same and I’m Australian

[@dee_lansky357]

Oh definitely Matt

[@StiggusRattus]

✨S K I N N Y M A N D R I A✨

[@bread6052]

Absolutely iconic

[@kirstylillis]

Poopymandria

[@holywater1306]

Lets jut create a new country and call in Skinnymandria 😂

[@Jay-ug8kl]

@@holywater1306 Just for the horrible histories fans XD

[@holywater1306]

@@Jay-ug8kl yeah 😂

[@ughhheather]

bless ur actual soul for that emetophobia warning that was deeply appreciated

[@idiotsassemble5698]

❤❤❤

[@lululouise4727]

@@idiotsassemble5698 amazing

[@not_a_cat5071]

what is emetophobia

[@lululouise4727]

The fear of sick

[@yeetus3142]

honestly, yeah, ty

[@bluechord2928]

They have to offset how hot Mat is by just treating him terribly in every skit

[@imalwaysboredhelp]

doesn't work

[@mouldyegg8318]

You could say... He’s a door *mat*

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Ayyy * finger guns *

[@theonionsystem7779]

@@idiotsassemble5698 ow! You've shot me...

[@EvanJGMegson]

Idiots Assemble :(

[@hibernianember]

He actually (judging by his Twitter posts) supports Arsenal’s worst enemy, Tottenham Hotspur! Which makes it funnier!

[@peterjudd2596]

That is so sad I support arsenal and they are the best

[@elijaaaah]

It must have hurt his heart saying that 😂

[@obiwan-in-a-pudding2909]

I'm American and that sounds like a made up team name.

[@cherrycolariots]

@@obiwan-in-a-pudding2909 what Arsenal or Tottenham?

[@obiwan-in-a-pudding2909]

@@cherrycolariots Tottenham sounds like a fairytale town and what is a hotspur?

[@hibiscusteatime]

BRO YOU ACTUALLY GIVE EMETOPHOBIA WARNINGS- YOU ARE A BLESSED BEING-

[@idiotsassemble5698]

🥺❤❤

[@Bellatocci]

EMETOPHOBIA GANG REPRESENT😎✌️

[@veenus4572]

EMETOPHOBIA SQUAD😼

[@k31ra_39]

Would it be OK for me to ask what emetophobia is?

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@@k31ra_39 it's a phobia of vomit

[@spaghettiappletaterghost1009]

Simon being cast as idiots Ben being professional Laurence being weird

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Noted!

[@kirstylillis]

Totally noted

[@princessmoonwalker]

Jim acting like a kid

[@davidcash6172]

And you have Mat being the ONLY one giving SCIENTIFIC answers to questions for example *Blinkensop 🙌 Arsenal*

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

and jim doing his best to make everyone around him crack up lol

[@OO-oe3th]

This video slaps more than the Victorian Sketch

[@idiotsassemble5698]

LMAOOOO 😭😭😭

[@torymonarchist]

When Mat started crying I was just like NOOO I CAN'T BARE TO EVER SEE YOU CRY MAT!!!!!

[@rhysjones9771]

“party for one old boy” hit me just a little too close to home 🥺

[@julietl429]

Same 😢

[@Titanic-bs1cw]

Me and my brother started counting every time Mat dies in this show 😂 Also there’s a really dark joke in the railway bridge stupid deaths, Simon at the end says “kids’ll love him” as in kids in the afterlife 😟

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Yeah I thought so. I used to think he was referring to the kids watching the show (which of course he was ABSOLUTELY right) but obviously not 😬😂

[@Titanic-bs1cw]

Idiots Assemble 😂😅

[@sophiehale1171]

Yeah that make sense I guess

[@JoschiChr]

Well what did you think happened to the 45% of kids dying before the age of 6 for quite a long time?

[@eggarts9158]

Oh my god it’s like kicking a puppy

[@torymonarchist]

I knowwww

[@lorefulxo5405]

We need this compilation but Mat gets revenge

[@JHH99k]

1000% agree!

[@sophiehale1171]

Yesss

[@reggiereggiesauce5755]

The bit where they’re in parliament about the cholera reminds me about government discussing COVID

[@zenderpearl]

LOLLL

[@glencoconut]

imagine signing on to do a kids show and then years later the kids start simping for you

[@gl00myharvester]

The kids were simping for him then

[@yeethittter1285]

I'm so glad this show is finally getting memed, there's so much potential

[@meteormashup8497]

I'm saving an image of Pachacuti.exe has stopped working because that is the best image I have seen on this earth!

[@idiotsassemble5698]

🤣

[@josie5165]

I’ve just discovered Horrible Histories and I live in America, I feel very comforted to know so many people have crushes on Mat, lol. Love this series

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

It's basically a british tradition at this point

[@yeethittter1285]

@@Sophie-ni8qm If you didn't have at least a mild crush on Mat growing up were you even British

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

@@yeethittter1285 exactly everyone I know has had (or still has) a crush on matt at some point in their life

[@bread6052]

The best British show to exist as far as I can think of Edit: Ok so I forgot about Doctor Who and Taskmaster

[@Sophie-ni8qm]

@@bread6052 + doctor who

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

Ok I have to admit, I didn't quite get the whole "crushing on Mat" movement to begin with, but then I saw 5:30 and let me just say, OH MY GOD-

[@jacobrackham432]

I’m in my 40s and still love horrible histories.

[@laceneil4570]

Same. But my fave is Jim... *runs away*

[@leaaugusta9924]

@@laceneil4570 Jim is awesome! What would we do without the Shouty Man?

[@mejustme683]

When it got to Mat starts crying and black and white slow mow and music I burst out laughing It is just me

[@darrenthebuilder5068]

I'm losing it over the dad of that girl cuddling mat while he cries

[@princesspeach7936]

Theyre married now

[@bankrobber6993]

5:25 can we just take a moment to appreciate how damn accurate this is XD

[@katelee1434]

*accuRAT

[@bankrobber6993]

@@katelee1434 100% XD

[@kirstyvwilson]

0:02 so you think I’m ✨S K I N N Y✨

[@queer-covers5349]

just admit it everyone has a crush on this man

[@madiii3279]

I DO AND HES NOT EVEN MY USUAL TYPE HELP

[@historicaldaily3245]

Fancied him as a kid fancy him as an adult. Hes adorable

[@rubymcmullen2403]

i love how he gets whacked and stays in character so well

[@almenaadams446]

The quick little sentences that pop up on screen make this even funnier and the ghosts reference is highly appreciated XD

[@3isyellowfightme_391]

The timing in HH is just so perfect they’re all just hilarious

[@sunset_phoenix592]

Everyone be simping on Matt Bayton lmao

[@bankrobber6993]

oh god this hurt me so much internally I wanna hug him so baaaad :(( also he's the cutest in this idk why

[@Alexander_I.]

Does no one know me mumma stinkus? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jenny-qx4ub]

Ok. Not even kidding, Matt made me realise I was Bi, I thought I was lesbian until a few months ago when I got the feels for matt

[@froggy904]

We meet yet again

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Hahaaa I love that 💖💜💙

[@torymonarchist]

Mat*

[@flippetskater]

To be fair, though, Mat makes a really pretty girl. 😄😍

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

"During the summer months, the sun bakes the sewage, making it smell worse. So my suggestion is............. destroy the Sun." "You're fired Lawson" MY WHAT SSSSSIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

[@Daisy-zv4ux]

😂 great vid - and thx for the emetophobia warning too! 💕

[@idiotsassemble5698]

No problem! My friend's got it so it would only make sense for me to put it in

[@colourfulyt6697]

@@idiotsassemble5698 hey.. ive been really depressed recently and i watched this and it made me laugh. Thank you for your content you help a lot of people

[@bluecat5669]

What emeemetotpo

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@@bluecat5669 emetophobia? It's a phobia of vomit

[@jameshead833]

@@bluecat5669 how stupid are you that's like not nowing chlostraphobia is fear of Santa lol

[@mixedstaples8030]

HE'S FALLEN IN ZE NETTLES!

[@finnmurray56]

He’s the Tom Felton of horrible histories

[@beth7935]

Love love love! :) 0:30 Katy Wix sassing Mat is just a world of awesome! :D I love it when Mary says, "Get out of my way, you soppy bit of rag!" to Thomas!

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Oh I won't be able to unsee that anymore 😂😂

[@beth7935]

@@idiotsassemble5698 Um, unsee what? Sorry, I'm a bit dense :D

[@idiotsassemble5698]

@@beth7935 I mean I won't be able to stop watching that scene as Mary rejecting Thomas 😂😂

[@beth7935]

@@idiotsassemble5698 Ok tx! Hehe, I do love that Restoration Wife Swap sketch :)

[@bi_cycle]

This video is bullying Thomas

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Basically 😂

[@ee1085]

HSHSHAHAHAH YEAH

[@flippetskater]

This is amazing. I feel like Mat was HH's "Bean Bunny" - you know the itty-bitty bunny Muppet in Muppet Christmas Carol? The writers said that they "hated" Bean Bunny, because he was so damn cute, so they loved doing horrible things to him. I feel like 'bullying' Mat and putting him in wonderfully ugly makeup at times is HH's version of that. 😁 Mat is so great though, because he *knows* he's adorable, he *uses* it, and yet you're never upset about it, because he's never up himself about it. 💗

[@alishaahmed6874]

the fact that i’ve had a crush on this man since i was seven-

[@haileyquinnmodel]

Patchacutie is still my fave sketch cos he's a patcha - cutie pie

[@christinerand2988]

🤣

[@ellabanbury1889]

During a bit of a "meh" day this brought me so much joy! Thank you for making this top quality content, I truly get SO happy when a new video pops up in my subscription box. Can't wait for more, especially of the "learn the alphabet with..." series! 🥰💜

[@idiotsassemble5698]

I'm so pleased to hear that 🥺🥺🥰💓

[@sophiebentley7339]

3:36 I’m crying 👌

[@squeegeeandcrew8619]

*no wiggy! no wiggy! no wiggy!* this should be a stadium chant

[@LinkTheFusky]

I’ve fallen in nettles too and I’ve never hated a plant so much in my entire life

[@moguanshan3254]

OH PLEASE IM SCREAMING.... this is definitely how British kids have such a good sense of humour now

[@jem_theelf]

3:24 Mat gets as much slaps as Captain Jack Sparrow. He doesn't deserve all of them, really...

[@iloveu3000tonystark]

4:25 is nobody gonna talk abt his JAWLINE in thisss??!! Aww thats hot 🔥✋️💀

[@notdipperpines6626]

As an American my favorite thing about horrible histories is everytime they have an American historical character/sketch they just go "oh yeah its yeehaw time" and just do the most southern accents 😭😂

[@just-tess]

Ben does a pretty spot on Mid Atlantic here and there, like as Henry Ford (and also some goofy as drawls)

[@katem9718]

Firstly - fuckin brilliant compilation, I had a great time watching. Secondly - thank you so much for the emetophobia warning!! It's really helpful for my triggers, and so many people don't put it in. Thank you so so much for taking the time to put it in and giving enough time before the trigger so that I could skip ahead. Bless.

[@briannalove749]

fr ! i've watched all of horrible histories so much now that the v* moments don't trigger me anymore but it's so nice to see someone ACTUALLY put a warning in... it always feels like people don't take it seriously or just think that i'm exaggerating or something... no i just want some consideration luv !

[@boop963]

"party for one Charlie" is something I'm gonna start quoting in lockdown

[@tildaedith]

2:52 THE BEST SONG IN THE HISTORY OF HORRIBLE HISTORIES

[@coconut_1219]

3:04 is season 3 he actually did fall in nettles unscripted

[@idiotsassemble5698]

No it was scripted and I dont think he actually fell in nettles

[@shronkey3213]

1:54 agreed-

[@josephinegreenwood6928]

yesss omg i love your mat baynton videosss they r the absolute best

[@julianwills7306]

1:26 as a person with emetophobia ( the fear of voimt and being sick), its nice to get a warning

[@cybremystica93]

Mathew was the best character on the show. He genuinely got into his role

[@laurenconrad1799]

“Shut it, baboon boy.” Harsh. Lol

[@jayparmo2284]

the roman names one is definitely a tribute to life of brian XD

[@thatperson1009]

Honestly all of these actors are amazing and I don’t know how many times I have laughed

[@summerbryony3631]

I don't know how but this entire video makes my ice cream better and I am here for it

[@sunflowersprinkles5787]

This man is the reason why my type is brown hair and brown eyes

[@robynkelly426]

4:25 definite jaw line alert wooft

[@katek1532]

He is truly a handsome and honestly a talent guy. I would love to see him in something more serious

[@eeeee3022]

3:35 his face 💀

[@regrettably-emo]

I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO HUG A HUMAN MORE THAN MY LITTLE BABY MATTHEW

[@scottishgamer7210]

Mat Baynton should be the new Doctor Who

[@Katie-2840]

O m g. I don't watch it but yes just yes

[@SpartanOops216]

Holy shit this was my childhood

[@keyesey0796]

"My buy, do you have a cheek." "So do you sir and it is on FIRE!" i may need an ambulance, i cant breathe from laughing.

[@o-O426]

Omg - for the longest time i thought he was saying “i support arson”

[@myrin265]

i’ve never seen someone put an emetophobia warning on a video before, i’m genuinely so grateful for that

[@teclinsoro4523]

glad to see we all had the same taste in men when we were young

[@jasperruss7569]

2:09 I felt that

[@poppy7199]

1:22 I’m probably really slow and they probably did it on purpose but the parallel between this and captain telling robin to shut up in s1e5 of ghosts is STRONG

[@Katie-2840]

If I was on stupid deaths it would go something like:I'm here because i told my English teacher I forgot my book

[@idiotsassemble5698]

Me with my maths teacher 😭 (beautiful pfp by the way)

[@Katie-2840]

@@idiotsassemble5698 ty, my maths teacher likes me but I can't say we have the same feeling

[@Caroleonus]

I loved the books as a kid. So gutted I was 18 when the show came out, it just never entered my radar until years later when clips appeared on KZbin.

[@hbz5eq955]

Omg, yes! Can you do Ben please?

[@idiotsassemble5698]

I'm gonna do "Ben's underrated vocals" next!

[@hbz5eq955]

@@idiotsassemble5698 Woo Hooo! Wish you all the best on it!

[@gingerwarrior1395]

@@idiotsassemble5698 omg I can't wait 😭

[@michaelabonsu1086]

@@idiotsassemble5698 the video was removed for copyright

[@TheOvervoid]

The face slaps and the Queen Elizabeth GUARDS skits are surprisingly reliable to our modern society.

[@potatoegirl31]

Dat thumbnail, AWWWWWW! Someone give that Duke of Anjou a huggle!

[@idiotsassemble5698]

He needs one desperately 🥺🥺

[@roet8792]

My weird crush on Matt baynton 🤝my weird crush on Isaac Newton

[@special.souls.stick.together]

wow depressing😪

[@JonesyBoy19994]

Okay but I love how in the Georgian wig sketch, Ben and Matt’s character turn on Jim and it ends up having queer vibes, “wiggy, wiggy, wiggy” 😂😂😂😂 5:33

[@anneofcleveswithinternet]

Been crushing on him for a while then i realized my fiance looked just like Mat

[@RedFoxSkull]

Aren’t you lucky!!

[@therealmothman9386]

I've been simping for this man for years and it just gets stronger

[@poopmcpoopy9723]

Matthew Baynton has my heart 💕🥺

[@QuigleyYT]

hey ! Can i just say thank you so much for the emetophobia warning, so much TV and video doesn't give a content warning and whilst i've mostly learnt to deal it's set me on a spiral more than once. It's really refreshing to see a content creator think of their audience beyond what is expected and i hope your channel brings fufillment and success :)

[@StarryBakari]

1:10 Monty Python Reference!

[@olive6054]

I love the way Blinkensop ( Mat) adds in I support Arsenal.

[@thehappydramateacher130]

He is truly my favourite actor.

[@WiseDelilah]

As a teen I loved them all in Horrible Histories, now as an adult I love them in Ghosts too.

[@keepperspective]

Just discovered the BBC ghosts and immediately developed such a crush that I came do KZbin and find more of this charming visage!

[@zobo2474]

oh my god that slap count!

[@spookyFrogs]

Oh no baby boi mat

[@mirrorball7670]

stop it i can't handle this amount of cuteness!

[@IEatRawOnions]

6:14 THE WAY HE SAYS IT ✨FiRe🔥