more horrible histories moments i love

uploading this on my birthday :)
tumblr: lesbianwillbond

[@MidnightHagette]

🏴‍☠ Scissor me timbers! 🏴‍☠

[@YourLocalNirvanaFan]

Horrible Histories was my bisexual awakening, more specifically, Matt was

[@pointsixteen]

the power they have over a whole generation of queer children is unmatched

[@georgiefield1319]

oh my god, i literally thought i was the only one

[@lockandloadlikehell]

Its extremely rare to find a non bi female They love 🔥 vagina ALMOST as much as they love 🔥 🐓

[@lockandloadlikehell]

​​@@pointsixteen Its extremely rare to find a non bi female They love 🔥 vagina ALMOST as much as they love 🔥 🐓 And they HATE dumb fuccing terms like that- while the squirting is unparalleled

[@FinnIsSleepy]

Martha too

[@fionawilliams5477]

I'm a lesbian but I'd do anything for Ben Willbond

[@pointsixteen]

omg me too!! huge huge lesbian but ben makes me giggle and piss and shit and cum. he makes me feel things i don’t want to admit…

[@ojwizzardgames6339]

@@ultimatefandom3127 I’m sorry but we cant

[@creamcheeseandpirates]

Straight guy and same probably

[@ladderstothemoon7415]

@@pointsixteen I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ME! The willbond response frfr- WHOOPS IT KEEPS HAPPENING 😳😳😳

[@midnightmosesuk]

I've been told I look just like him.

[@ellasarax]

NOTHING could have prepared me for 8:18 im screaming

[@avetrotter1356]

me neither can't say i disagree though..

[@richardsavage4344]

Same WTF

[@lukebravin]

your thirst for pirate martha is understandable and expressed hilariously

[@2doot]

3:12 This is easily the funniest thing I've seen all week and I've been sob laughing at this for like 5 minutes send help 😭

[@pointsixteen]

gsjshsj i swear jim could point at a rock silently and everyone would be in stitches

[@adeletaylor6143]

Ben Willbond is a fox and I didn't appreciate that enough when I was younger.

[@pointsixteen]

god really spent his time on ben and boy am i thankful he did, he is absolutely gorgeous

[@limbobilbo8743]

I want them to give the six of them more budget and let them be mature and do more horrible histories. It would be rad.

[@yourmanjimbo1302]

Horrible histories is the Fallout new vegas of TV shows. Youd expect it to have a certain type of fanbase, but it ends up having a completely different one

[@thischannelisdead9]

Very true. I've always watched HH but only recently joined the online fanbase and.. for a kids show, I must say, it is i n t e r e s t i n g

[@enchanted_inventory882]

7:56 pirate Martha was my lesbian awakening ngl she was so pretty in this look

[@pointsixteen]

right!!! sitting in front of the tv at like 8 years old and i see her and suddenly i Understand

[@darkangel4994]

for some reason “easy peasy, squeeze the lemon” “😀” is just the funniest fcking thing to me

[@lettuce984]

Jim’s stare straight into the camera is so funny to me for some reason 😂 @ 2:37

[@dr.virus1295]

I just realized, that segment where it's the blonde woman presenting things & the men lean in to kiss her & she says no is actually teaching about consent, and you need their permission to kiss them & do other things - can't believe I didn't realize that till now.

[@pointsixteen]

omg i never looked at it like that but that makes total sense. i wonder if they did that intentionally or not!!

[@jjjwhovian]

That’s a good thought and a good lesson if true but I honestly thought those moments were less “consent” and more “ew disgusting”

[@jennystanley2500]

Sarah Hadland tells it like it is!

[@holly2786]

whackus bonkus the beloved

[@alexw.7097]

And I cannot BELIEVE you are hitting me with a video featuring both Pirate Ben AND Viking Ben. I have just woken up and feel as if I need a fainting couch.

[@cai9101]

8:18 JAW DROPS TO FLOOR holy shit this HH video was hornier than expected

[@saltersstuff627]

i forget how explicit fan edits get

[@alyburr6645]

it's so funny to me somehow to come into this fandom as someone who was the target audience for HH when it came out but never saw it, and just see people so explicitly lusting over children's TV characters xD (but also I agree and seeing Ben Willbond made me think that maybe I'm not a lesbian after all lol)

[@pierrebegley2746]

I'm not sure how it took me so long to see how much people still love this show almost 10 years since it finished. But I'm so glad to see it. ❤

[@greendart_]

This show shaped my humour as a kid + I’m so glad. Only reason I like living in the uk :’))

[@ellenday2155]

I can’t believe I only just realised how gorgeous Martha looks as a pirate 😍

[@comradeniamh7771]

i love you, you’re amazing and you’re so right about pirate martha and benny

[@lucindakeating7871]

I still quote "easy peasy, squeeze the lemon" all the time

[@zinc8002]

everyone thought matt was cute, but us lesbians of culture would do anything for some martha or ben.

[@pointsixteen]

REAL TRUE AND BASED ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@rabbo2624]

im laughing so hard im choking and dying because of "skinny-mandria" at 5:42

[@thekittyburger3175]

Happy lesbian visibility week to all lesbians, mspec lesbians and sapphic aligned, and thank you to Horrible Histories for being an awakening for half the people in the comments lol

[@awkwardanika]

8:18 has me dead (also happy *possibly late* birthday!)

[@pointsixteen]

lmaooo it also kind of killed my editing software, that part has an absolute bloodlust (and you’re not late at all, thank you!!)

[@uneasycylinder]

Me pausing for every singular frame of horny commentary and being like so true. Also have you watched ofmd yet OP I think you would enjoy it

[@pointsixteen]

i haven’t watched it and i probably won’t, i’ve gathered enough just from being online and it doesn’t much interest me :/ thanks for the recommendation regardless though

[@eleanordunkin5484]

what's omfd?

[@alexw.7097]

The Horny Commentary gives me L I F E And yeah, same. 😅

[@jolie_julie5599]

​@@eleanordunkin5484 our flag means death I'm assuming

[@youbelonghere74]

3:10 is literally a scene from ofmd I swear, they took it right out of horrible histories 😂 iconic

[@TrakeniteAdventuress]

8:18 That was a lot to take in, and a lot more Horniness than what I'd expect in a Horrible Histories Video

[@alexw.7097]

I'm gonna keep editing this comment with times stamps bc I have A Lot of Thoughts, but don't know how cool you'd be with me leaving 15 comments on an eight and a half minute video, lmao. 2:16 I didnt know about this moment, but this is me on the daily, thank you Jim. 2:40 This kid was like an unofficial regular cast member and an absolute champ for everything he put up with and performed through at that age. 6 Idiots Next Generation, anyone? 5:17 Is that the same music from Buzzfeed Unsolved??? 5:51 I've never seen this clip either, holy shit 😂

[@raspberryberet6755]

IT IS THE BFU MUSIC IT MADE ME FEEL ILL WHEN I REALISED

[@darkchocolate5494]

I love these! Thanks for making another one 👍🏻

[@ava8340]

ur so right for that pirate martha thing goddamn (ps i say newfoundland like larry,, its the british way)

[@pointsixteen]

i’m so close to making a pirate martha shrine for my bedroom she’s so hot. maybe just a martha shrine in general actually i love her so much (i’m from canada, we pronounce it new-fun-lan’ so hearing it pronounced any other way is traumatizing lmao)

[@alexw.7097]

@@pointsixteen I'm kind of funny because I pronounce the country as New-Found-Land but pronounce the dog breed correctly as Newfind-lend. Maybe I should just start thinking of it as a country completely inhabited by Newfie dogs and that'll fix it, lmao (Also. I genuinely wish I could write or draw you some sexy pirate Martha for your birthday. I feel like you totally deserve it but I'm not capable of doing her justice.)

[@pointsixteen]

@@alexw.7097 ​ ​ ​ lmaooo newfoundland as just an island inhabited by the dogs is the greatest thing i’ve ever pictured, thank you for that image it’ll never be beaten and sexy pirate martha content is suddenly the only thing i want for my birthday omg. if you’re seriously willing to do that, i don’t care about the quality, it would be the best thing i’d ever receive ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (also, newfoundland is a province, not a country. just a little correction i feel slightly obligated to make lol)

[@therighttrousers343]

I didn't watch Horrible Histories. Which means there's no nostalgia, just clean, raw agreement with your appreciation of pirate Martha. Pirate girls, my friend, one of life's true underappreciations...and we can go further...there is a deeper depth, a greater height, we can put more pirate into our pirate girls...I just know it, i do...

[@ddenarius]

I agree with you about pirate martha

[@chrisleneil]

Love your adoration of pirate Martha! (And any/all Larry moments because he is pretty, & I am simple) 💜🌈👻

[@StaceyStaser]

Popping back round since finishes Ghosts, I love these guys so much they’re so nostalgic and funny 😊

[@spooky9921]

Happy Birthday! I just had an awful shift at work and coming home to this made it all worth it

[@pointsixteen]

thank you!! so so so happy i could provide some joy with my silly little video 🫶🫶🫶

[@Menarecuteaaa]

“Why is there a naked man in the barrel”

[@novimatrem]

happy birthday! and another great video of these :3

[@pointsixteen]

thank you!!!

[@Expriexp]

bro is thirsting for EVERYONE (samesies)

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

the pirate martha thirst rant is completely true and justified. but also i'm mad at how pretty matt is as dick turpin...i'm a lesbian but that is an unfairly gorgeous man /lh

[@alexw.7097]

I was already thinking "I have a thing for FAR too many of these Ben looks" and then you hit me with the end, how *dare* you 😅 Also yes, holy shit, where has pirate Martha been hiding this whole time 👀👀👀 Edit: after reading the horny commentary.... Sir, are we the same person??? I mean we can't be, because you know how to edit amazing videos, but.... We have very similar brains apparently 🤣

[@devonodonnell715]

Sigma grindset trolling the future archaeologists

[@mimiluluXx]

i love these sm!! also happy birthday :))

[@pointsixteen]

thank you x2 🥰🫶

[@kuwi8679]

happy birthday lesbianwillbond!!!

[@pointsixteen]

hehehe thank you!!

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

it's such a good show

[@phoebe9694]

Orchestra play something sad is the original Alexa play Despacito

[@paigearkwright6015]

I can't stop laughing at 0:40.

[@kiim0ta]

My god you are down bad for pirate Martha /pos (also happy birthday :D)

[@pointsixteen]

like you wouldn’t believe it (and thank you 🥰)

[@H4W4II_P4RTII]

happy birthday!!! :D

[@pointsixteen]

thank youuu 🥰

[@larsg.2492]

6:41 We're talking Alexabder the Great here, so more likely bisexual.

[@InfiniteWasp360]

I almost died laughing when on the George IV Fat thing when he was walking away you put "i need a chocolate" on it

[@J.Bliszko]

I paused, I read, I sighed and pressed play.

[@norrie2460]

'ooh a boy band' IM CRYING

[@PheonixBeaonix]

I feel like I really shouldn’t have paused to read that paragraph

[@ZenNavigation]

05:04 I think of this whenever I see archaeology programmes

[@limbobilbo8743]

The best historical court one is peter iii and his tiny gallows

[@natalierc07]

pirate martha is so real

[@TeaLeaf9353]

8:19 same bro, same.

[@GavTatu]

agonisingly short clips !

[@bethanbaker7066]

7:34 I never realised as a kid but did they reference All Quiet On The Western Front with the name Paul Bäumer? Interestingly there was also a real WW1 fighter ace called Paul Bäumer.

[@elliejames7507]

8:18 like I agree but did you have to make it so hard to read???

[@joshuabruce9599]

Orchestra! Play something sad.

[@bloodonyourhandsXO]

SO TRUE ABT PIRATE MARTHA

[@peachyella2073]

8:06 makes me feel something

[@dingoe8841]

Point sixteen got some very vocal kinks going on rn

[@Someone-tf1tk]

Lets face it, HH turned us all gay 🌈

[@EleanorWhite-ml9xw]

I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[@pup_master66]

As a Canadian, New-Found-Land is moderately offensive

[@aaronlea9559]

Nice!

[@sealstorm1935]

5:24 😂😂😂

[@emilybarclay8831]

I’m ace but I think the entire cast are neat

[@lonelyteapot858]

Would you like a bottle of water for all thst thirst boah?

[@madeleineskarratt]

can i ask you a personal question? SAGITTARIUS

[@lettuce984]

“Not that one…” Jim: 😐

[@vimmy]

love this video love everything in it

[@michaelaalexander2566]

1:47 is so me

[@sonnypryderi]

8:19 is so fucking funny i'm obsessed with u

[@EleanorWhite-ml9xw]

I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and i always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look up to

[@roobk17]

8:18 0-0

[@estqxlla]

8:09 remind me of louis tomlinson 😭

[@pointsixteen]

omgggg i’m literally in love with louis maybe that’s why i love larry in that sketch so much

[@reganlouise3275]

WTF THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE-

[@dc5592]

can i ask how you're supposed to pronounce Newfoundland?

[@pointsixteen]

barely acknowledge the ‘found’ and put emphasis on the ‘new’ so it sounds more like new-fin-lan. a lot of it comes down to just me being canadian and our accent, the way larry pronounces it isn’t necessarily *wrong* but it sounds weird

[@lesbianjentha]

8:18 . Are You Okay There Mate

[@dubbingsync]

You might have gotten a little too thirsty at the end there… but I don’t blame you.

[@pointsixteen]

no such thing as too thirsty when it comes to pirate martha imho 🤭

[@pietergoweiler5095]

but that IS how you pronounce Newfoundland i thought?

[@sedonasworld3724]

I'm so mad Hulu is getting rid of it

[@niamOshau]

it’s been many years… and mathew baynton is still very hot.

[@jackthornton4049]

AnYwHoOoOoOoO

[@sengajermyn9914]

Im Aroace but i love ben willbond in a freindly way

[@squidink3470]

How else would you pronounce Newfoundland?

[@mungulor]

Literally my thinking too

[@brotemca8020]

my gays, where's that one scene of mat and ben? i'm wondering if it's straighter in context lmao

[@pointsixteen]

what scene?

[@brotemca8020]

@@pointsixteen the whole skinnymandria one

[@pointsixteen]

@@brotemca8020oh, series 1 episode 4. the whole sketch is pretty gay

[@EleanorWhite-ml9xw]

I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look u pto

[@lolleeness296]

2:38 “oh no I left my fire going”

[@nikitaarmes6810]

Easy peasy squeeze the lemon 🍋😌

[@laurenceseale]

Great till it went woke!

[@yasminbkr.]

4:29 I really don't know why, but this bit made me laugh so much P.S. after watching your horrible histories videos, I would like to thank you for making me realise my true love for Ben Willbond ♥️🫶🏾

[@EleanorWhite-ml9xw]

I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖he is the only one I love and look up to