Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 156 - How to be a Praya [Nov. 26, 2019]

[@papapeep9555]

Shane absolutely turns into Phil when he’s defending his drinking 😂😂😂

[@bmbterps]

Top 5 ep. The weed vs alc banter was incredible. Matt calling shane to stand over the boiling alc, Shane calling Matt’s beaded bracelet a dope smoker’s blackbelt. The boys were on fire here

[@jiggle_nuggets_6921]

I made a pie.... What's in it? SOUP.

[@420drew]

😂😂😂

[@420drew]

Dope smokers black belt is insane😂

[@elias4493]

“that junk in the Washington post” this is one of the best podcast episodes I’ve ever heard

[@johnpaulgalen7695]

Read*

[@taj6519]

The Pearl Harbor conversation🤣🤣 "It was two planes right?" "Did you...What?" Do you think Pearl Harbor is 9-11. Hilarious lol

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

pearl harbor was an inside job also, no joke

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

I dead ass thought he was gonna try to do a 911/Pearl Harbor joke with the 2 planes part and then I slowly was like: "oh no he's being serious"

[@Nunya7211]

@@Jimbow-sz9khI just didnt get it and he gave up on it

[@Nunya7211]

Taj your thoughts are directed by ego and you should change that.

[@taj6519]

@@Nunya7211 lol what are you on about? I was pointing out a hilarious part of the podcast haha you're strange

[@Hoffmayne]

“I made a pie” “What’s in it?” “SOUP!”

[@screamdreamer9085]

Hearing them say “pot pie” 16 times in one minute was funny

[@shrimpscampin]

they did the same shit with banana bread the other day I was mad as hell cuz I didn't have any 💀

[@KGN215]

THERES SOUP IN THIS?!

[@coomr419]

They're delish

[@cream_jeans]

Soon to be duplicated with “drenched”

[@RegisStokes]

Shout out the dawgs studying the old test once again

[@jacobgagnon1820]

Ive watched this episode like 4 times lol

[@catcrapinahat]

God I wish I could see that professor's face when he listened to Matt's voicemail lmao.

[@colebailey1804]

Matt not knowing about Pearl Harbor is insane to me but it makes sense

[@luket1815]

Not knowing a thing is fine by me. Having a whole different story in your head is another kind of strange.

[@dominicdeluca6378]

Right, I thought he was older than me. I guess not everyone's dad is obsessed with war footage like mine.

[@davidcagle920]

I think its because that one photo of pearl harbor with a old zero down in the bay

[@mikeb9667]

catholic schools lol

[@shy5840]

@@mikeb9667 easy public boy

[@schmo49]

Matt accusing shane of being a stinking drunk is so damn funny

[@badazzzmoke420]

as a doper i can confirm matt had dope brain during the accusations

[@zackturner6767]

“Hey Tim it’s Matt”

[@kels4650md]

As soon as Matt said it smelled like alcohol BO upstairs and asked if shane had been drinking i knew Shane was gonna get sooo butthurt and not let it go 😂

[@shaolinshadowboxing1124]

Shane drinks 50 BLs a week and is offended when someone thinks he might have drank alcohol recently

[@here7036]

Lol the accusatory duel 3/4 through is so good damned funny

[@coltsummers8233]

So fucking funny 😂

[@jackpelleteri6206]

That argument at the end , with Shane getting accused of alcoholism, was intense 🔥🔥

[@bigben42]

Gets very defensive lol

[@jmh31890]

Matt's on dope

[@davidperez5089]

@@bigben42 time yo!...?

[@jamiepalmer5691]

That was so fucking funny

[@verynice210]

27:50 the moment when shane's gay anxiety takes over

[@CoolAdam247]

The history with Shane episodes are straight up fire ! 🔥🔥🔥

[@kyleadams6925]

Low key slaps

[@HitRockBoglim]

​@@kyleadams6925Damn that Adam feller sure is cool as all heck huh?

[@ElkinsEric]

Best part of the poddy starts at 1:20:50 Matt are you on the dope?? LoL

[@raizenmazoku1519]

You got dope brain

[@jrob1564]

Matt thinking that Pearl Harbor was a false flag committed by two propeller planes is the most hilarious revisionist history ever

[@TheImmoralNosferatuZodd]

You know matt lives in a bIk household because you can hear his smoke detector's batteries need changed out

[@kyleadams6925]

God damn I love this cast! I've already listened to this before, but I'm double dippin like a true dawg

[@thrasher606]

I'm on round 4, lol

[@hunterhill7705]

My dawgs

[@kriffapher]

@@thrasher606round four from episode one?? Holy shit man.

[@Fanatecfan01]

@@kriffapherreal dawgs listen unlimited times, I’ve listened 1-160 probably 3-4 times

[@ColinWhite-lr6gd]

​@@thrasher606is tjjtjjtjturjjjr😊tt

[@PushupsNMushrooms]

Lmfao at calling the professor 🤣

[@RogueStatusQVX]

"Who gave you that bracelet? My friend, Whats your problem? They better be dead" 😂

[@zcr87401]

The 2nd half of this episode is fuckin hilarious. Shane's an alchy and Matt's a dirty dope addict 😂

[@lowcosthighvalue6097]

Matt was close to getting Shane to cry at 1:49:00 (starts at 1:47:00). Shane needed a hug from his little kid self, not the other way around.

[@Pitafajita94]

This is an incredible episode. The Shaman mentally crippled shane and it was an absolute pleasure to see matt get under shanes skin

[@shrimpscampin]

a few episodes ago they were talking about banana bread, so i got my mom to make some. maybe i can finesse a pot pie now...

[@Conda17]

*mommy

[@M1dn1ght1n0saka]

It's been 4 months and I'm curious.. did you convince her to?

[@shrimpscampin]

@M1dn1ght1n0saka yea I'm pretty sure she made some not long after lo l

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

Consequences of a GBP surplus

[@ETHANR26]

yo i cook crystal can we be best friends.

[@honkykong7389]

Could yall imagine having a friendship like these 2? Daaaaawg.

[@beachchickensmedia]

one of the best eps. between the european history, the religious satire, weed vs alc, and the thanksgiving stories. classic ep.

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Matt talking about hugging his younger self legit made me tear up at work, and then the judge entered the chat and I shamed myself.

[@CutsCity413]

Who let the Dawgz out?

[@jacobhelmstetler8985]

Matt’s sound effect for an AR-15 is hilarious lmao

[@Vicegrips11]

Matt "Heres the secrets of universe" McCusker

[@Senterysam]

Mommmmmpooollnllnnlmlmlmllm promo lonnonm mmmlonnonlmlnllnnnllln momollnl lol plmlnmlmlmnn mmmmnknnnonnnonnoonjcxx

[@Senterysam]

Whoops pocket comment some how

[@kunschner]

"Maybe lethal injection hurts like fuck" Apparently it feels like drowning while paralyzed.

[@JahBreh]

1:10:11 “no you weren’t you got cabinet wrong”😂

[@paintavoid]

K well it's obvious Shane was boozing upstairs midcast

[@OkxziRL]

Tim heard that voicemail and pulled a Phil Gilly… “Hwat the hhhell?”

[@kels4650md]

That’s hilarious that Shane’s big brag back then was “I’ve gone on the road with BIG JAY… and there’s been times when he hasn’t buried me” lmao like what??

[@ETHANR26]

in the old pods they always refer to big jay as a god

[@spaceforce3643]

Shane's reaction says he was drinking the night b4 .

[@TheJason118511]

Might be the best cast to date

[@drewprosser8861]

It’s actually the opposite I think because meat pies were made before fruit pies I believe but still the same premise like some dudes getting ready for dinner of a delicious meat pie and then takes a bite of berries like “what the fuck is this?, did you pick all our fruit just to make this?”

[@josephgilboy6259]

thats hilarious

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

Double dinner dude

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

God I just know those early fruit pies fucking suuuuucked

[@barahng]

The mental image of a guy 3000 years ago getting mad at his wife for wasting all the fruit. 😂

[@griffinc1959]

It ain’t a summer camp, I was a guide at an outdoor therapy program and that shit is metal

[@benzoadonethc1685]

Priest fleshlight is genius!

[@Knuckleheaded76]

The dawgz have many minds. All great.

[@noahnewsome4789]

Spuder-man: No Gay Home Spoiler the turdlin steals Aunt Bay

[@ryanpipeline2559]

Doctor octavius sponge

[@OkxziRL]

@@ryanpipeline2559 😂

[@pinderharp]

I’m thankful for you guys

[@jamiepalmer5691]

The 50-50 No 33-33-33 Argument was so funny

[@RefBoom]

the old testament brings all dogs amazing "treats" the back n forth reminds me of how friends consistently spar... once one fires a shot the rest of the conversation the antenna is up just waiting for the other to slip up to make fun of the other and then back to normal convo (rinse and repeat) that's what makes mssp so good .. genuine friendship and sharp ass wit that not only makes us laugh but they themselves enjoy the sword fighting "pause" or should i say banter .. hail the old testament HAIL THEM

[@krazzledazzle304]

Yo. Guys....pot pie?

[@brettboles2009]

“Come on baby”😂😂😂

[@jarreddeaker2454]

Clash of the titans in this ep boys

[@joshmichelroberts]

5 Minutes in, the DAWGS are firing on all cylinders with this one

[@BlackRabbitt92]

Just checked the date and realized I'm listening exactly 4 years later

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

Beezer & The Turd sounds like a radio duo that's actually sick

[@KDNY22]

Bring back the prank calls!

[@unclecraigscasita]

Unbelievably hot start to this one. Up the Dawgs

[@TheTokyoPartners]

46:12 😂😂😂 fleshlights and holy water

[@Bjorn_R]

I dont drink often and you most certainly can smell booze in the system 2 days after.

[@joshpoole67]

Idk what’s worse. Shane drinking on the job or Matt being a dope fiend. Either way, my heart is broken.

[@davidperez5089]

Teacher what is dog brain? - does it mean basic? Eat, sleep, bark, bite, wag your tail, hump your leg? Or.....?

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

If you drink every night and have more than 3 especially? You're sort of definitely an alcoholic. I'm one. Not on Shane's master levels. But there's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic until you're like 45 i think

[@zacconstiner8549]

Hey Tim it's Matt. Bahahaha

[@Blakesmusic72826]

Dude i went to one of those camps. It's called wilderness therapy. Fuckin wild.

[@PlantedPSC]

😂. This is like the buddies right in the room with you bickering 😂😂

[@natehinxman9050]

god damn the old test is so good, even 2nd time thru. this will always be my "i dont want to make a decision" listening choice.

[@Shadow_Oxide]

True priest player is an underrated bit

[@cesmitty401]

Sun worshipping lmao we ain't never heard that in the hood 😂

[@CreepyDee89]

Did the potato famine guy ever call Matt back?

[@brians7901]

To try and claim the potato famine wasn't genocide is absolutely fucking insane.

[@Gian-x1g]

Lol storm the Vatican

[@armandotovar7827]

Matt never played Medal of Honor

[@johngolden2900]

"who was it?? " "It was an injin"

[@MikeOxlong1027]

The minfulness stuff matt was talking about chokes me up every time

[@chaddt]

“A nice casual lock-in”

[@APACHEanon]

Yo the inquisition has been notified on this one

[@thingsnexttome]

Swiss Guards rock Mac 10’s. They is gonna feck you up

[@EVAASIVEOne]

37:40 holy shit thank you Matt. Parents are fucked lol

[@rbwill2]

The o-line is bad and Wentz is good. Freezing cold takes.

[@specialedclass2982]

Bro this was my peak covid

[@tonysloan2535]

Church talk is relatable

[@Lobo-tommy10]

Soldier drugs or draft dodger drugs. Nice

[@leavethisemptier]

I like when i found out how cool i was at 1:41:01 , I knew but its nice to have it confirmed

[@tylerd1725]

After the argument at the end I can say with 100% certainty that Shane definitely drank that alcohol🧐

[@Adam-hp5hj]

Pearl harbor double F

[@jayheinkel]

The Catholic shit talk is unnecessary and disrespectful. I grew up in a Protestant cult unnamed. Forced to be there and be abused until I was 17-18. For a while I thought I was atheist and anti religion. When I was 20 I attended my first mass and started religious education classes. The Catholic Church has helped save my life. While I don’t agree with everything they say or do overall I’m happy to be Catholic. Other than that good job 👍 🫡✌️

[@gavinswearingen6492]

Stfu you dork. Religion is dumb as fuck and you swapping teams and thinking you did something is dumb as fuck lmao you worship the sun just like the agnostics the long snozzes genocided and stole their religion from

[@Alec7272BackBaby1]

Womp womp I need a religion to justify making positive changes in my life and can’t hold myself personally accountable

[@jayheinkel]

Womp, Womp. I need to be hateful towards something I don’t understand or like instead of just being an adult and moving along. That comment is NOT addressed to you so I don’t give a shit about your opinion. So keep it moving, peace be with you though.

[@jonsponser]

@@jayheinkelI think I understand it, life is extremely difficult, deep inside you feel alone, don’t have to feel guilt or lonely if there’s something “watching” and “guiding” you

[@ig1243]

Join my cult dude it’s way better than Catholicism and cheaper hmu

[@TheTokyoPartners]

1:49:40 😂😂 dont worry about it

[@TheTokyoPartners]

1:06:26 😂😂 scrabble slurs

[@ttokes4]

Hahahaha fucking classic

[@Patrick_Bateman____]

33:16 After the latest episode there is no doubt in my mind that’s exactly what the elites are up to

[@jakewilson5962]

What’s in it? SOUP

[@willflint46]

1:20:53

[@knoxynyr87]

CABNET!!

[@flytrapgen4208]

Outward Bound

[@flytrapgen4208]

Name of the “camp”

[@JJFresh206]

1:44:00

[@Knuckleheaded76]

What are you trying to hint at bruh

[@JJFresh206]

@@Knuckleheaded76 nothing, just saving the mindfulness part

[@adamyoung5484]

26:20 professor phone call

[@broqli4016]

Around 1:47:20 a daemon takes over the drunk

[@kneegrow3906]

Trump didn't go to Epstein island, he flew on his plane to NY once.

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

Yah. And the Flordia prosecutor has gone on record saying Drumpf was one of the few to fully corporate and reached out to talk to cops during Epstein's first arrest in Palm Beach

[@AGIOS_]

1:20:54 😂

[@eddiemumford]

KISS HIM YOU MADMAN!!!!!!!

[@Donoftheded]

Classic

[@naylik2562]

1:02:45 The Mccuskers' hatred towards waps never fail to bring a smile on me