Matt Rife Loves His Wife!!!😂🤣😂| 2 Bears 1 Cave, ft. Tom Segura

[@AlexYeeTV]

I love that his GF is only upset at the women shouting at him for interrupting his comedy, not for tactlessly flirting

[@sopapilla9512]

Is that what flirting is now 😂

[@harlemkid144]

@@sopapilla9512only women can flirt like that

[@matildearagao8089]

sure

[@ryanlara4228]

It’s definitely a combination of both

[@sarahj30]

She’s upset at both. Come on.

[@robtaylor6806]

“Matt rife loves his wife” Matt, “I have a girlfriend.” 😂

[@daydreamers8254]

yeh you'll find youtube short titles will be wrong 99.9999% of the time... it's almost as if its a bot uploading stolen content to reap the benefits and monetization. it's not right.

[@sambob998]

He loves them both

[@robtaylor6806]

@@sambob998 😂🤣

[@unknownpresences5627]

​@@daydreamers8254you're exactly right. Sadly

[@TushAI]

The title got you to comment tho lol so who wins

[@countrygirl7402]

I'm so glad he's got himself a lady and she understands him. That's amazing.

[@sabora81]

He’s single lol it didn’t work out

[@munchingmakenna5776]

I’m dead😂

[@johnanderson913]

Well supposedly the rumor is her sucked 2 ducks at once & got bent or something for his “big shot.“ Of course no way to know if it was him & if it was it 100% SA. But some comic said his friend or acquaintances did that & people thought most likely this dude from the clues & timing. At least that’s the name that popped up the most in the comment section for the video of the posted off guy. Anyway just a rumor I just thought I’d say hey isn’t this 1 really f(s)ucked up rumor.🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️😱

[@nik.b430]

Wierd people saying there happy for someone who doesn't know who tf they are 🤦‍♂️🤣🤷‍♂️ the world we live in these days is crazy, and that's why I'm moving overseas to get married F western chick's

[@nik.b430]

Countryho'se lmao

[@xgtwb6473]

If Tom were in his shoes he'd be sniffing lines off their back like a DOCTAH

[@MariijxanaTV]

Read that in uncle joeys voice

[@Joe_S.s]

With his dog ass wife I wouldn’t blame him 😂

[@alexanderwiggin846]

yum

[@danclark2013]

@@MariijxanaTVthat’s funny, I read it in Bill Burr’s voice. That’s definitely a Boston accent.

[@skyyoung592]

Put this in a museum

[@dac554]

Tom is imagining himself as Matt right now

[@alexanderwiggin846]

arent we all?

[@hensen5309]

Inside off*

[@AustinKloud]

Tom is imagining throwing himself at Matt right now

[@caspertheghost6084]

⁠@@hensen5309😊

[@bowdowntolsutigers8897]

Every heterosexual man does… lucky bastard

[@joannsantos9972]

All the girls on his current roster watching this thinking they are all "THEE gf"😂😂😂

[@Vxlynnxx]

Such an underrated comment 😂

[@MaryjaneSauceda-nw9hy]

WISHING😂😂😂😂

[@ThatGirlLib]

🤣🤣🤣 saw clips of Tana’s podcast. The tea and hoards of women he’s dated at the same time.😂🎉

[@AbbygaileHearne]

@@ThatGirlLibthat makes this clip more funny “and if I was” and he is lol

[@NatureBoy68]

I can relate to this kid, I'm also sick of women yelling at me to F them when I'm working.

[@lisarodriguez6156]

😂😂😂

[@EricaGarfinkel]

Best comment ever!

[@mave143]

Ffs 🤣🤣🤣

[@tbh2427]

Same

[@thanekrios3211]

I find it particularly annoying when it happens as I work in a library.

[@DanielBascom]

I'm not even gay and I think this dude is beautiful

[@zemane1371]

Cause he got lipstick and makeup on g. Chillll

[@donaldhyrne5381]

Yeah, Tom Segura is pretty fucking hot!!!

[@SquallSZ]

You mean hot.

[@xxxxzzzzz5943]

He is but it also means you are a little gay and will be going to hell

[@tamaramixon6014]

It's Because He Is Beautiful. Too bad the guys that want to become women don't start out looking like him and then transition they always look like linebackers and then try to be women😅

[@B.o.o.L]

Good for Matt. Hold onto her

[@saosaqii5807]

Does legit no one know he actually cheated on his GF lol

[@perfecttoast4342]

@@saosaqii5807when?

[@Tonytonsiltooth]

She need to hold onto him**

[@alexbeau3964]

@@saosaqii5807you’re probably real fun at parties…

[@damianplasencia2708]

@@alexbeau3964 i bet youre a bore yourself considering you use the same comment that thousands of other commenters copy and paste...maybe try being unique lol

[@st0rm244]

He was so proud when he said he has a girlfriend, that's awesome that he cares that much for her

[@missymother]

Telling someone you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you care a great amount about them.

[@thegishof9766]

​@@missymotherhe laid it out publicly while others wouldn't. Some can't handle the attention. We now get an impression that he's a cut funny man who's loyal. When many dudes would just plow anything

[@Carolcatsforever]

There’s another video where he talks all about how amazing she is and I have so much respect for him for it!

[@pravoslavnibalkanci]

@@thegishof9766That’s why most people will go to hell as we’re warned… Only some who are worthy will get to experience heaven

[@tradingarsenal9767]

He's also really good at pretending.

[@chelyhappy7991]

He is freaking HOT!!!! And funny as Hell!! What a combination!!

[@elsasun]

That's why people must be floored hearing that he's in a relationship, at least I am.

[@texastwister6988]

You ever seen him before the jaw and chin implants and his tiny toothpick teeth before the veneers and lip injections? You wouldn't think so if you saw him then.

[@LAM-Lyn]

​@@elsasunhe's single. He and his gf broke up around May. He says he is just focusing on his career atm.

[@dianecarpenter7196]

@@texastwister6988I don’t know , I don’t care. He’s a handsome young guy and funnnyyyy! What ever makes you shine man, you are SHINING 😊 SWEETHEART OF A GUY. Focused and flying high!

[@erinmeoww-hl2js]

He looks feminine to me.

[@zibear9213]

I fkn love is gf. her problem wasn't that women are throwing themselves at him, her ACTUAL problem is she know he did so much work and they don't care about it. more power to you, king and mysterious queen

[@erdbeerzwiebel3404]

NPCs addressing the obvious all day.

[@jodisoucek9155]

Not much of a mystery. It's Jessica Lord.

[@connermckinnon5520]

Thank you for explaining exactly what he explained in the video. Incredible.

[@keepingitreal5533]

She probably was very annoyed about the flirting but only commented on the comedy bit. She knows what she needs to do in order to stay his girlfriend if that's what she wants. There is no woman that's not affected by constant attention that her man gets... Especially if she feels he deep down is enjoying it. Human nature

[@ratbastardratbastard5910]

​@keepingitreal5533 yeah. There is. I don't care who flirts with my partner as long as THEYRE not uncomfortable. If they cheat on me, then it wasn't meant to be in the first place. They never had a place in my life if they leave me for someone else.

[@alonsogarcia1990]

Dude seems very level headed. Good for him!

[@B339KLO39]

It’s hard not to seem level headed when it’s W after W. Let’s see him after an L

[@baadlyrics8705]

​@@B339KLO39actually its kinda the opposite. People with many W tend to overestimate themselves and think they cant lose and feel undestructable.. its like W = coke

[@g32k]

@@B339KLO39it’s been Ls for him longer than it’s been Ws, he really just blew up within the last year.

[@Unavailable669]

​@@B339KLO39dude shut up 💀 I'm sure he's had losses 🙄 everybody does. You're just bitter huh.

[@fatuzi]

@@B339KLO39he took many L’s for many years while grinding

[@TraceyFawcett]

Only just discovered this guy. The love of my life was the joker, a cheeky fella, seriously "wrong" humour and an outrageous flirt - but it was with all ladies, and somehow appropriate - it was never disrespectful to me. I know that Matt's girlfriend feels secure. It's because he is so inclusive, it's public and done in good spirits - he lifts the women who normally feel invisible. He helps them feel seen, boosted. It's a lovely trait. I guarantee he doesn't single out women that already ooze confidence. It's a very special thing to see in a man and feel comfortable - they have a special relationship - I had that and I was lucky. I miss him. RIP CG x

[@eclipticenigma17]

Aww 😢sorry for your loss❤

[@dfrancer]

Tom wants to live vicariously through this kid 😂

[@erickandrade1921]

Who wouldny

[@jjay__]

redbar is watching

[@michaela6073]

@@jjay__gay

[@levyporter3740]

Young Tom got by fine haha

[@El...Presidente]

Who doesn’t dawg?

[@dalegribblebountyhunter59]

Brother just cut ticket sales in half 😂

[@dewknow1315]

Na woman will to get some.

[@CodyPierce-iz5es]

Women go after taken men way harder

[@alexanderwiggin846]

what if the fans like threesomes?

[@JoseCervantes1985]

No he didn't 😂😂

[@steviekutys]

Crazy to imagine women also love to laugh whether it's from a purty mouth or not 😂

[@young5395]

She understands him. That's all he needs.

[@Beemernow]

She doesn't have a choice if she wants to keep him...JustSaying

[@exilemorin04]

@@Beemernow & I’m “just saying” you don’t know shit

[@Enigma0612]

@@BeemernowIt’s sad that’s ur first thought just because he is famous. Maybe you grew up in a shallow world where everything is about money or popularity is more important than real connection and im sorry if you did, but don’t project on others.

[@Beemernow]

​@@Enigma0612​ I'll project on whomever I fucking want, lol. And yeh, right, because no women ever just stay with a guy because of his looks or money, ffs. Women will do whatever it takes to stay with a High Value Man and Matt is certainly one! So crawl back into your rose colored world box 😂

[@QuaresmaX77]

@@Beemernowmaybe they’ve been together since before he was famous

[@piprnic1]

Congrats Matt! Stay grounded and the world is yours!

[@Crunchsnakys]

“And if I was nobody would throw me a fu**ing life vest” I lost it, that was so good 😂😂😂😂

[@truthdetector4036]

wow wait til you discover some of the comedians of the past with real good jokes!

[@Crunchsnakys]

@@truthdetector4036 wow already have!

[@GageBrown-om6tw]

Yea that's a very mid joke...lol...you need to look into stuff more if that had you "losing it"

[@Crunchsnakys]

@@GageBrown-om6tw Yeah I don’t care what you think lol. But that fact that you care is weird😬

[@GageBrown-om6tw]

@Mikeyy873 you care enough to not hold in your opinion and respond. Mission accomplished.

[@TheJereld]

They treat Matt like Magic Mike more than the funniest dude.

[@sixfeetunder0105]

But hes as funny as he is hot so its great

[@willsimpson3783]

Nah he's hilarious ​@saem369

[@truthdetector4036]

@@saem369 think his humor is for the tiktok generation

[@JoeyNoppert]

Because he’s not a funny dude

[@AudioNaut93]

He ain’t the funniest dude. He’s mediocre at best.

[@lindapeterson8717]

What a sweetheart! Good for him!

[@undrachevr]

I'm glad the success Matt has gotten. He's a nice guy with great material.

[@trendybistro]

Great material?

[@undrachevr]

@@trendybistro comedy material.... I should of said jokes but my brain doesn't work

[@alexanderwiggin846]

his material is alright

[@colbyjacobs8280]

His bits are terrible, his crowd work is great. He knows this but won’t lean into what he’s good at. He will be gone in 3 years if he doesn’t get better bits or lean into what he’s actually good at

[@clayjack9969]

@@colbyjacobs8280yeah like Stavros Halkias.

[@mattspicer8853]

This guy dated KATE BECKINSALE when he was 21. He’s already a legend

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

Who cares? Stop thinking celebrities aren't just another regular person

[@dajshinshin6123]

Go outside and meet some women.

[@tylerclarke4829]

22 year age gap bro👀 he wasn’t even born when she was his age.

[@walkingtalkingdread]

What the fuck? Damnnn

[@SoothingSensesASMR]

Pete dated her too. She's got a type. 😂

[@vzgsxr]

I swear to god, Matt looks like the human version of Nick from the Tv show Big Mouth.

[@toversnoleu8769]

The girl is not insecure because shes the rock. Its because Matt gives her that security. ❤

[@JamesTheSecond01]

By being famous and having money most girls will feel secure it’s in their nature to be gold diggers subconsciously

[@bex6638]

​@@JamesTheSecond01troll

[@JamesTheSecond01]

@@bex6638 am I wrong ?😑

[@ranga1cat]

@@JamesTheSecond01yes lol

[@JamesTheSecond01]

@@ranga1cat so women don’t want providers ? Who pays on dates , who is expected to bring home the money ? Women don’t want that anymore lol okay. Maybe you don’t go outside but ask women how they feel about splitting the bill or sharing bills.

[@melindawilliams6624]

Matt is so quick witted and caring, even while insulting you. He is just charming and delightful. 😊 Good going GF!

[@phily8093]

Yes, those remarks about domestic violence really exposed his gentle soul, and sweet nature.

[@phily8093]

Yes, those remarks about domestic violence really exposed his gentle soul, and sweet nature.

[@cosodesign8953]

Lmao he’s being like this now cause before he was making derogatory comments about his last girlfriends vagina. He was literally explaining her vagina and then talking about how gross those type of vaginas are. So caring 😂 y’all just see a hot charming dude and nothing else. Stop thinking with your pussy

[@FairyGothMotherG]

Matt has got this! The whole FB thing. he was not getting that kind of energy when he was Wilden Out.. a few years & veneer's later & he is getting attention he never seen coming. I hope he is able to navigate his SUPER Stardom & stay grounded. Hard to do, fr!, but just LOOK at my boy! He is living his BEST life!! I am so happy for him. What has propelled him is the fact he is real & humble & genuine... and lets not forget FUNNY AS HELL! :D

[@Nurse_Izzy]

Being handsome is one thing but being handsome and having a great sense of humor is another and every girl love that. His girlfriend must be so lucky to have a man like him hope he’s a nice guy too ❤️

[@jazzyg530]

He's a pig. I think it's come out recently that he was playing a bunch of ladies at once. So lame.

[@beast3558]

Ohh yeaha 😮

[@beast3558]

Do you like sense of humour

[@beast3558]

@user-ii3rv4cf7e wtf define both terms

[@theguy9067]

​@user-ii3rv4cf7eI agree. The word handsome doesn't feel like it applies to this guy, he looks distinctly feminine

[@ashlife6732]

Can’t believe the amount of girlfriends this dude has had at the time

[@gorillarod]

❤❤I agree! Love your humor! I’m 74 and watch you whenever I need a mood boost. You’re funny as hell!😂don’t ever stop being funny…most attractive trait about ANYBODY!!!

[@funkyrob4564]

Thing is that Matt gives back more against the hecklers. His interactions with the crowd are amazing.

[@matte4480]

Glad he said he's got a girlfriend, cause I can never say if it is Matt Rife or Tim Dillon. They look so much alike.

[@alexanderwiggin846]

who's tim dillon?

[@chinqlinq89]

@@alexanderwiggin846 Another LA comic/model

[@dibsdibs3495]

Lex Fridman’s husband.

[@miguelchavez-jw9wk]

yea they is basically twins!!!

[@kangaroocourt9507]

​@alexanderwiggin846 probably one of the funniest comedians out right now in my opinion. Hid podcast The Tim Dillion Show is really funny especially during Covid and Election seasons. It's just him screaming into the void.

[@seeleygirl6178]

He should be the host of the Oscars. He’s quick, funny, witty, sweet. Likable and gorgeous!

[@mercygirl317]

they wouldnt get his humor. theyve already tried cancelling him. he deserves better.

[@stephanea5364]

Not even that funny, he's good when he improvises but his material is so-so

[@jamo1937]

Hosting the Oscar's are for dying comics

[@ruthparks5120]

And like he told shamar moore he's "not chris rock and he'll kick him in the chest!"

[@barbietuck8757]

He definitely needs to start hosting! His crowd work is so good. I would just be afraid he'd take things a little too far and get slapped on stage! 😅

[@seeleygirl6178]

He should be a model. And he’s funny and witty too. 🤩

[@karingiragos9291]

He does model

[@CrashMonkey84]

I wouldn’t be sure if if he is approached on a few modeling contracts on top of his comedy.

[@MNDfulMikala]

Y’all it’s literally mutual respect for each other. This is how a healthy relationship works…

[@Gemini530]

Not going to happen in an overly liberal society like the US.

[@hunt_trap_fish]

Good luck w/ your reasonable sentiments. This is the internet! Lol :-) I agree 1000%, btw.

[@bakedslow2530]

Nawww I just can't cope with how precious this man is and his relationship with his girlfriend 😍

[@mitch3384]

That his wife's response is about how rude the woman was to him for ruining his set, and not making it about herself, makes her an absolute keeper.

[@reneecrotty6910]

And I admire him more for his loyalty. Well done to them both and best wishes to them both.

[@mariofalco9083]

He cheated on her 🙄

[@reneecrotty6910]

@@mariofalco9083 REALLY?!

[@natasha7672]

​@mariofalco9083 wait for real?

[@mahto54]

Duh! @@mariofalco9083

[@cassiesayshi8174]

@@mariofalco9083proof?

[@jacksonholt4594]

The fact that his girlfriend is pissed about the girl interrupting the show, not the cat calling, is a good indicator she's a keeper

[@TerminalxGrunt]

You literally hear him say girlfriend and STILL caption it wife.

[@ivespoken8902]

social media's way of attracting people to comment on the post for algorithm :)

[@koolaidninja6628]

Wife/gf is starting to intertwine socially because wife is now being used as more of a term to express how close they are or how good they are together, rather than it solely being a title legally.

[@lukekemper6137]

I love that once you realize he’s from the Midwest you can’t unsee it. Lol

[@jashleywilliams1983]

He’s fine as hell, I’m glad he found someone that truly understands him as a person and his line of work.

[@Elenaaahh]

The relationship didn't last long lol

[@aminoamina3297]

That girlfriend sounds amazing its amazing he has found someone who understands him for the way he is.

[@KevinStogner-fd7tl]

Matt is so quick on his "feet" dealing with his crowd or getting them involved.

[@mercytoday]

Tom in his entire lifetime has had no one yell ‘Fu*k me’ 😂😂😂

[@MULTITRAPING]

Wow, you’re a hater

[@lunacielo7680]

Tom is very handsome lol

[@mercytoday]

@@lunacielo7680 LOL! Nice sarcasm bro!

[@lunacielo7680]

@@mercytoday LOL, I'd do him.

[@recentevil]

Well, they do occasionally shout out, "Ugh. Fuck me. I'm at a Tom Segura show! Make it stop, make it stop."

[@FenrisEx]

Love is not only looking at each other, but in the same direction. He's got that one.

[@kickzandpunchez9823]

Them teeth changed his life 😂

[@ivstinian]

Bert-less 2 bears is sooooo much better

[@andrewmedeiros655]

I’ll always love Bert but I’m starting to not be able to stand him…. If ya know what I mean

[@jacobmason6027]

@@andrewmedeiros655Yes. Guy is dumb and lovable in some ways but the egocentricity is making him un-bear-able

[@TheMissiIe]

​@andrewmedeiros655 Bert and Whitney have become so unlikeable recently. They just try too much. There gimmicks have become stale and they can't find something new

[@clydefrog708]

Yeah its called your moms house.. you should try it

[@pauls8304]

Yes he unbearable

[@mikepayne2360]

"YOU DO!?" He sounded disappointed. 😂

[@zwtvchannel]

Put a ring on your lovely woman, son! She’s a damn keeper.

[@GimmehLewt]

God bless them, he is so funny and I'm so happy he has someone who he can be happy with and that supports him ❤

[@Gemini530]

Please keep God away from this. These are God less people.

[@snacker0711]

Paul Newman’s line works here and all the time “ why go out for cheeseburgers when you have steak at home “.

[@keepingitreal5533]

That's all good but we don't necessarily know that Matt is faithful. Just because he says he has a girlfriend doesn't automatically mean that he's able to resist temptation now and forever

[@vermontmom4232]

​@@keepingitreal5533keeping it real like the name suggests. Applaud! 👏

[@keepingitreal5533]

@@vermontmom4232 thank you ❤️

[@Maahi380]

Matt Rife and Michelle Morone both are enjoying the same kind of stardom. The only difference is that One carries a good guy image and the other a bad guy image.

[@yadglow9795]

Matt’s glow-up is REAL not just physically but like his career and all, I've seen this dude on Wild’nOut and he definitely upgraded now I've seen viral clips of him with his own shows. I'm genuinely happy for him

[@danndann6994]

👍 Me too 💕 ☮️

[@reaobakax]

“And if I was nobody would be throwing me a life vest”

[@suzyq325]

I love him, he's had a hard life 😢. He's not just funny, he's ridiculously handsome ❤.

[@SassyL62]

I love how he’s an expert acting so innocent lol

[@seeleygirl6178]

He’s real. Can’t make that up, people see right through fake. Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon for example. Oprah, Ellen…..

[@fliprodriguez5250]

I think her name is jess lord. He is as pretty as her….

[@alexanderwiggin846]

jess lord? lol

[@samharris7077]

Googled that you are indeed correct, he's sorted

[@jodilynn6989]

He does love blondes, even the fake blondes lol.

[@marktwiin]

he seems to get a good heart

[@gracedavid4235]

Just discovered you recently. I love how you are able to joke with the audience, and not do a set routine. I'm subscribed to your channel now, so I get to enjoy much of your comedy. By the way- I may not be your oldest fan, but at 77 years I may be ONE of the oldest. Living in Mexico, will probably never make it to a show in person. But I'll continue enjoying your humor on KZbin!

[@teressahubbard8420]

❤

[@u45.-]

Kid looks like the real life version of superboy but hes also funney af and relatible.. some guys have all the fun.😂

[@NevaSnow-s5w]

No but how is he so gorgeous frl

[@kivigray0423]

😂😂😂 That response is hilarious. Comedians know to prepare for interruptions though.-Not that it’s cool to interrupt. They just know it’s par for the course.

[@audreyhiggans6778]

Good for you, Matt. We need more people like you 🙌

[@leonahenderson6191]

You see the sparkle in his eye when he said he has a girlfriend! He is so proud to have her, so proud to say because so many memories of her just went through his head that made him remember how lucky he is to have her! How she treats him is so special, how secure she is with him! I hope he is that secure with her!!

[@my95buick]

I've never actually heard him do material. It's always crowd interaction

[@lightskinprivilege]

exactly!! this story feels almost theatrical and contrived for the women who do this at his show.

[@imnoah004]

Comedians create a set to fill time, comedians like Matt post crowd work because it's unique to every show. Wouldn't be good content if he posted the same set over and over for a year

[@thesandravshow]

He has several specials on KZbin and one on Netflix

[@sarahleonard7259]

He said he posts the crowd work and not his set intentionally because he wants people paying to see him not paying for material they could watch free on KZbin.

[@Bananabread999]

You have to actually go to a real show. Thats how comedy works..duh🙄

[@banjopiggottwright1802]

Matt's woman sounds like a keeper 👍

[@nunyabenni3617]

It's Kate Beckinsale

[@JamieHalvorsen]

I absolutely love him he is awesome asf great personality fun an funny asf 💯

[@lc2865]

I love that he is faithful and that he makes her so secure.❤

[@timkinley1779]

Girlfriend, not wife. Wtf is so bad at writing the titles?

[@jamespopcorn11]

Lmao. What would get more clicks? not a mistake it was intentional

[@lukedeker4676]

They do that so dopes like you go ......well achtually

[@Iwontreadyourreply]

I didn’t click on this video because it said wife and not girlfriend. I’m so fucking sick of human beings. Everyone’s so fucking stuuuuupid now

[@SuperRand13]

I assumed it was a reference to Berts machine bit where he says he loves his wife but hadnt made that same commitment to robbing a train

[@sol-leks6122]

I think they were just rhyming his last name rife with wife.

[@carriehubble2074]

Am the only person who thinks he looks just like a combo of Cillian Murphy and Jensen Ankles?

[@vine567]

Matt is just a beautiful altogether package ❤

[@lukedoesbutter]

Being secure in your own personhood is one of the hottest things you can do as a human being.

[@xolisizweusherzondi7450]

So this guy can just wake up in the morning with the hair messed up but still good af like this😞😔

[@cameronbarnard5820]

Some people just can't keep there damn mouths shut, keep you're head up Matt, I'm rooting for you man!

[@sjjr8787]

Props to the dude . Saw him a few years back and I witnessed it firsthand .. All kinds of chicks, some gorgeous, were throwing themselves at him and he didn't hesitate to let thek know they didn't stand a chance. As a man I know rejecting beautiful women isn't an easy thing to do... Especially for such a young man...

[@Frank_Reynolds__.]

I have a feeling it's not a problem for Matt. 😂

[@sjjr8787]

@@Frank_Reynolds__. Even the most sought after men on the planet tend to be stupid when it comes to women . just look at Elon Musk and the garbage mother of his son... Matt is definitely grounded and disciplined in this area ..

[@evelynwashere13]

Apparently, he used to hook up with a lot of his fans. I saw him on an old podcast, and the host called him out 😂😂😂. It's nice that he's changed

[@milk4984]

God I can’t believe it’s a “hard thing to do” I genuinely can’t. As a chick, it is very easy to just think of my boyfriend, say no, and then move on and be happy. If I wanted to be after other handsome men, and if it was HARD for me not to be with other handsome men. Then I just wouldn’t be in a relationship.

[@sjjr8787]

@@milk4984 that is because you are female. Your biological nature is different. Men are are naturally driven to seek as many sexual partners as they can. I have only had monogamous relationships but I have always had to exercise control because monogamy is unnatural to men. The world has been built in great part because of this drive in men. Most men wouldn't get up in the morning if it wasn't for this drive. Everytime you see a hard working monogamous man, know that he is very disciplined.

[@Thisisausername556]

I look forward to the Shabazz review on this lol

[@2near_death]

Personally, the dude is terrifying looking. He has the essence of a ventriloquist dummy. 😅

[@franciscoantonio5306]

Matt seems like a nice dude.

[@OlgaJimb]

Matt is the GOAT of humor 🤣

[@Moniqueg005_]

He is fine and his charismatic style is what's catchy.

[@kevinethan5751]

💯👌

[@tonyatkerson6151]

Dude is in his mid to late 20's, a millionaire 50X over, good looking, and famous. He's gotta be loving life

[@roberttrim9]

This woman is so handsome!

[@nateperry405]

The old guy is more attracted to this man than everybody else.

[@leedabrowski835]

Are you referring to Tom Segura as the “old guy (who) is more attracted to this man than everybody else”??? That’s a very odd take…

[@nateperry405]

@@leedabrowski835 it’s a very obvious take.

[@iLoveTheBamx]

​@@nateperry405😂

[@foxsmith5718]

Matt Rife is secretly Matt Riddle-

[@alexanderwiggin846]

i dont get the joke

[@jaketravis7186]

@@alexanderwiggin846he’s a wrestler with similar facial structure

[@glenfiddich1124]

This aged bad lol he got caught with 20 side chick's

[@skateboard6009]

This kid is awesome!! Can’t wait to see him thrive in his future 💯❤️

[@blaackberry]

The caption is unhinged. Where did he say he was married 💀

[@neilmurray6943]

He deserves all the good things that have happened. Self made man who overcame hardship. We love you Matt!❤

[@JordanReee]

Only matter of time till stories come up that he cheated 😂😂

[@anondabs6353]

Look at the cancelled podcast with brook and tana; if he did it to brook he'll do it to her.

[@iLoveTheBamx]

Fr 😔

[@mrcvictor]

Matt such a chill guy. glad he's doing well

[@Tropicalpisces]

Good for him. He doesn't sound douchey.

[@nathanthornton102]

This might be the most wholesome dude in the entire entertainment industry as a whole

[@bushlovesska]

If by wholesome you mean sexy as all hell then I agree

[@nathanthornton102]

@@bushlovesska no I mean wholesome in the least objectifiable way.

[@kirbyd]

a few years from now the bodies will surface . hes definitely got some dark secrets . I dont trust him at all.

[@nathanthornton102]

@@kirbyd ok cool

[@kirbyd]

yeah , you get it .@@nathanthornton102

[@saltyseacaptain2257]

Hold up, you're telling me this dude ISN'T a lesbian in their mid 30s? Wild lol

[@alexanderwiggin846]

yeah i never got the appeal

[@Frank_Reynolds__.]

​@@alexanderwiggin846same.

[@justinb1382]

I’m with you haha. I was going to comment something similar. No hate, he’s “good looking” but does look like a lesbian.

[@fred6907]

He's the most gay looking straight dude I've ever seen in my life. Handsome for sure, but I was convinced he was gay...with the lipstick and overly feminine looking face etc.

[@MrsGetOverYourself]

It’s crazy how the older Matt gets the more of a baby face he has 😂

[@gusgun5777]

Love the guy, but just Imagine if all the guys would yell out "fuck me" to a female comedian😂

[@GeezNutz]

I just did. And it went the same as if they do it at his show. Either she roasts them or ignores them or has them removed. What were you imagining? Riots?

[@creasedhorizon8931]

The exact same thing "what is his problem he's ruining the set"

[@Jerry75]

Sure Matt, I would say the same thing if I was in your shoes 😂

[@happydays5989]

Not everyones a dog

[@alexanderwiggin846]

​@@happydays5989if ya say so

[@lucianaromulus1408]

Just because you're an easy ho doesn't mean everyone is.

[@lindajohnson7675]

Not only is Matt so, so funny. But, he is one lovely young man!

[@DemitriBrownComedy]

When i first started doing stand up, my ex was the least supportive person ever. Like she was thinking im out cheating, but really i just failed at it.

[@davidpatel2589]

If you did the thing, you didn't fail. Everybody bombs sometimes

[@flangecorp9789]

Keep trying dude !

[@revax2409]

I’m glad you went out and tried it ❤

[@alexanderwiggin846]

that sucks, sorry to hear that

[@Core35]

Something tells me he is dating a another comic

[@bakusbakul4327]

Good thing he clarified it’s a girlfriend cuz he’s Tony Hinchcliffe’s type

[@peytonalexander5300]

Close, she’s an actress. A sexy, blonde, British actress at that. Say what you will about all the women he could be sleeping with, but dude is definitely dating within his league.

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

​@@bakusbakul4327lolll

[@bd1zzle]

Friend’s mom. So she needs to relax on how everyone wants him. Hell I have epilepsy and doc can’t figure out what triggers them but I have a brain implant (rns) by neuroPACE and I’ve had my brain shocked to living hell to break up the seizure happening or prevent a possible seizure and it’s been 5 years now since the diagnosis and married 10 years with a 4yo now and I want my wife to scoot over in bed for him hahahahha

[@alexanderwiggin846]

thatd be funny