I've been on God's green earth for 74 years now. I've wasted countless hours if not days attempting to produce high pitched noises by forcing air flow across my tongue and through my teeth & lips. Thoughts of not being able to whistle without fingers have haunted my dreams and plagued my entire life. I've lost my job of 40 years by hiding in the maintenance closet throughout the workday trying to whistle. My children's hearts are filled with malice and hurt from the years of neglect I've shown trying to obtain the skill of whistling without my fingers. My wife of 48 years has left me and taken the house with her complaining that my pursuit of whistling without fingers has caused her nothing but stress from feelings of being unloved and unwanted. Just last month, I wrecked my car, my only possession, on highway 45 while trying to achieve my dreams. I've taken shelter behind a small shopping mall and have fashioned a lean-to against a wall to protect my few belongings from the elements. Most nights are sleepless from the cold, the howling of the coyotes, or dwelling on the realization that my life has descended into a hellish, whistle-less nightmare. I often fantasize about ending it all to escape this hellscape. So here I sit inside a McDonald's with my free cup of water and my 0.99 cent hamburger just to have access to the free wi-fi that is offered. I stumbled upon your videos as a broken incapable of whistling without my fingers. And here you are before me, a Germanic, whistling angel bestowing a lifetime of sacred knowledge unto me. You are rest to the weary, relief to the broken, and food to the hungry. This tutorial has subsequently had me removed from the aforementioned McDonalds for disturbing the customers from my extraneously loud whistling capabilities. YOU HEAR THAT MARGARET YOU STUPID BITCH!? I CAN WHISTLE WITHOUT MY FINGERS! But Margaret, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry….please come back. Tell the kids I love them.
Damn bro that would be one sick whistling superhero backstory to be honest
@christymays45874 жыл бұрын
My husband and I are suddenly obsessed with learning this high pitched fingerless whistle! Please Lord in heaven, help us to whistle so we don't end up like this poor man! I'm afraid the signs are already beginning... Cheeks are so sore we can't smile. Our daily chores are being neglected and the dishes and laundry are piling up. Pray for us! Seriously this was a great tutorial. Still can't do it though. My sister could do it but she used her fingers . Major kudos to the writer of the life story of the elderly man who lost everything! We are cracking up! And finally, to Margaret: we understand his obsession! Please take him back! He loves you so much! Now that he has achieved his life long goal his talent will come in very useful!
@von46464 жыл бұрын
KSKJSOSJSPLSS
@jabobmack4 ай бұрын
Did she come back bro.
@SwaggerMcLikeJagger5 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you some new tips that will FOR SURE, maybe, be able to get you to whistle" 😂😂
@ghassenjabri9595 жыл бұрын
i like the way he talks so seriously about whistling
@danyunlimited4 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt, I'm so glad you showed me this. Finally after 5 months of practising, I'm able to do it.
@eateam285 жыл бұрын
can you draw the scheme of how lips and tongue should go and where the air flow must go or where exactly it should hit
@blissfulbeats36904 жыл бұрын
Matt brother, you saved me months and months of life time, I watched your three part series today and I got my first couple of quiet whistles out in one sitting this evening, that tongue rolling technique is pure money, I totally felt that weird tongue twist feeling you talked about in the Part 2 video. I wish you not best of luck because thats bs but much love and freedom, make something out of this gift, you are a coach, a teacher, market yourself as an online whistle coach, people want to pay people that solve their problems as eloquent and easy as you do, you totally deserve that because you mastered this craft, I literally see how you could be the number one online coach in this niche and everybodys first choice when they want to learn how to whistle. No ulterior motives here, just some food for thought. Mike
@JamesNilsson5 жыл бұрын
Mate, took me 4 months to get it, felt like forever. Just kept trying whenever I'm by myself in the car. Your videos really helped. Thanks mate!
@ZaneCEvans5 жыл бұрын
I watched your first two videos and was able to whistle in two days. Thanks for the help, dude. You're awesome.
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
zane evans nice man! Thanks!
@black1705f5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm learning to walk for the first time...only light headed. I'll endeavor to persevere though.
@spinos4ru5535 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude, now I am that one person in the crowd looool
@kys76155 жыл бұрын
Omg man wtffff i was struggeling this whole time and it took me only like 1-2 minutes to get my first loud whistle🙏 love u man
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
8bit Richards bro doesnt it feel so good!!!! Love you to my man!!! Whistling is life
@kys76155 жыл бұрын
@@matt6014 yeah but i still need to work on because its not consistent
@joshwyble65582 ай бұрын
This man is a true grand master of whistling and dammit if he didn't drop that duck bill face reference like those girls take those selfies and said raise the eyebrows and never cracked a smile!! Damn! I would have been laughing at my own joke for a second there but he didnt even smile. Impressive but not as impressive as his whistling ability but still impressive and I would think hard to do but look at his face as he says it. Doesn't even stifle a smile which means he didn't even think what he said was at all funmy... Unless he is one of the guys who you say something funny to and everyone else is laughing except him and when asked if he thought it was funny he agrees but yet never laughs.... His dedication to whistling is to be reapected and feared
@jay.instro.23615 жыл бұрын
Dude I still can't whistle but your videos are funny!
@amjeddonad5 жыл бұрын
Yo dude i m so thankful i watched your three videos and so much helpfull in just like 10 min keep up the good work.
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
AMJ KING thanks bro!
@matthewhecker85764 жыл бұрын
First night trying and I already got a short whistle to come out. I'm going to master this!
@8nikolaus4 жыл бұрын
I worry about failing as a whistler....I cry allot during practice..literally sobbing...but i keep taking my medication and practicing...
@matt60144 жыл бұрын
Light is found by facing the darkness. One day, you too will be a world famous whistle tips video guy like me. Never give up.
@kalewatkins96044 жыл бұрын
Dang it, where was your advise 40 years ago? With your tips I was busting out folks ear drums with a 1/2 days practice.
@matt60144 жыл бұрын
Haha nice!
@johvannimiranda92945 жыл бұрын
“Wolf in sheep’s clothing “..... I like that
@BrianMcCabe-s5k5 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re the GOAT Whistler. Still haven’t picked it up yet but been practicing. Not sure how to position my teeth and get the vibrating of my tongue down
@Matt-vc7so5 жыл бұрын
Can you give me some advice on how to whistle as I’m struggling
@Maxes015 жыл бұрын
2:18 when she finally lets you eat it
@5150forevermore5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ld33545 жыл бұрын
I fucking choked 😆
@BAAB123454 жыл бұрын
Fuck
@codenamefabio96624 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@christianlorne2675 жыл бұрын
hi buddy, actually a good vid, so i am also one of those lucky people who can do this. and you mentioned some very good things, but for those of you who still cant get it, here are some more tips: in general dont be irritated or confused about the little u shape, that hes doing with his tongue, dont focus on that, it will come automatically. the most important thing to know is that your tip of your tongue should definitly not touch your bottom lip, otherwise you will never be able to learn this skill. so try to learn it with a mirror an then try to see that you have a tiny gap between your bottom lip and your tounge while your softly blow, like he is telling it you in his video. its just like a sigh. while you are sigh your back-side parts of your lip should (softly) touch your bottom back-teeth and your top of your tounge should be just a little bit under your front teeth, so you have a little gap between your upper teeth an your lip, the tounge should then feel like a spoon or something like that and dont forget your tiny gap between your bottom lip, which is sealed over your bottom teeth, and your top part of your lip good Luck, i hope you all will get it. if you have questions i can help him answer them Chris
@FlameGators5 жыл бұрын
Christian Lorne I keep trying these tricks but I still can’t get the whistle sometimes I can get something but I can’t keep it any ideas??
@milky91815 жыл бұрын
BIRDY BOY Yep you have to practice
@FlameGators5 жыл бұрын
Enzo Kun I’ve been practicing for over a year now I’m obviously not doing something right
@andrescanela64355 жыл бұрын
How can i make it louder
@christianlorne2675 жыл бұрын
@@FlameGators yeah i can tell you why, your tip of your tounge is touching your bottom lip. Look in the mirror an try to leave a little gap
@defic5 жыл бұрын
This was really helpful! Got some kind of sound in 1 day and after 2 weeks I am very confident handsfree whistler. It is not yet as loud as fingered whistle but getting there slowly. How do you make the bird like sound?
@juliewolfe19875 жыл бұрын
Omg! The cheeks were the key! Thank you! Going to practice some more using these tips 😎😎
@ВладимирВладимирович-д7ш2я4 жыл бұрын
Should you feel thin air flow or wide?
@itsmychannel82715 ай бұрын
Air goes into the space between my upper lip and teeth. What can i do to improve?
@lukepound35035 жыл бұрын
Thanks a mil man, after a week's worth of practice and spittle I'm whistling like a champ. Any specific tips for changing pitch? I can hit different pitches at the start, but whenever I try to change it something always ends up slipping out of place
@dr.psychonaut38645 жыл бұрын
Took me about a day to learn how! I thought it was impossible at first:p
@thebookofthesun8844 жыл бұрын
No way did you just read out your scripted headings.."Intro - check" Man you are bloody hilarious!
@falsedragon335 жыл бұрын
I can't yet whistle at the kids with this technique, but I have a killer S on my "you little shits". I'll get there.
@ethancook42975 жыл бұрын
It is a whole different animal trying to learn how to whistle with my mouth and then doing it with my fingers my entire life. But starting to get it
@MsAmyelle5 жыл бұрын
Lying in bed watching your videos and learning how to whistle yeah!! 💪🏼 I think I’m on the right track... how would I send you a video ?
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
Nice! Haha I'm not sure I didn't think it all the way through.
@davidgood96245 жыл бұрын
How did you not lose your mind trying to learn for two year!??
@SwinnySwin4 жыл бұрын
Hey Matt I've sent you an email to the Gmail email you said in the comments. Hope your still answering questions. For anyone else with the same query, I'm struggling to increase the pitch, I feel confident I'm getting the whistle right, just can't quite make it deafening like I hope too.
@jerichogomez17365 жыл бұрын
I’m stuck on the high pitch whistle
@iceloppy1735 жыл бұрын
What do you do when you get the high pitch whistle
@nocaptainmatt37715 жыл бұрын
I just can't get it, I dont know how to keep my tongue between my teeth when doing it
@colindouglas74154 жыл бұрын
I’m not able to do the tongue flap. Is there a way to do it without that or do I have to learn that tongue flutter first
@TopicTide25 жыл бұрын
What if i have a big gap in my front teeth?
@pegerparameta93395 жыл бұрын
Hi matt. I finally managed to get the right tongue/lip placement and managed to get a whistle. My front teeth have gaps, so I have to use my upper lip to cover them, people I know that whistle very loud do the same as me. my question is this: How do you get to the higher tones? All I manage to get is a low tone and I just cannot seem to figure this out..
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
When I was learning, I figured out how to do a low tone whistle and I thought I got it. I spent a month trying to make it higher pitch until I realized it wasn't the right whistle. That could be your case. But I got it shortly after that. If you really did get it, then all you need to do is push your tongue harder up to make the hole smaller and angle the air flow more down (requires practice to build strength, but this is done by pulling/curling the tip of your tongue back very slightly). Next, make your lip tighter and open your mouth just a tiny bit more.
@Qu1cky9655 жыл бұрын
i learned it in 1 day with your tips need to work on the db :D
@lljuyfcbbhyddcv42995 жыл бұрын
i have braces and want to know if i can still learn how to whistle like that or are there different ways for me to do it
@pascalsauvage18295 жыл бұрын
Matt, my tongue position is pressing against my bottom teeth and my top teeth would press against my tongue creating the exact same shape you create but whistling sound isn't comin along. And look at other vids ppl do put their tongue pressing against the bottom teeth yet creating the same shape as everyone else. Could it then be my lip positioning?
@joeyv98865 жыл бұрын
How’s it going bro? I’m hoping I can finally do it, practicing now
@AlexT7375 жыл бұрын
Dude, thanks, I did it
@hyperlyte52914 жыл бұрын
Im just hissin and spittin at my computer
@wnfernand5 жыл бұрын
Do you play harmonica? Similar to bending a tone
@siddhivinayakbalan04255 жыл бұрын
I am practicing this since 3 years now and haven't improved myself a bit. Does braces affects the whistle in any way? When I try to whistle only 10% of whistle comes out and the rest 90% is air. The order of my teeth is a bit tangy so I think that must be a problem. I have got the positioning of my lip and tongue well same like you but there is no result. Please help. I will be so happy If you advice me something. I also commented on your last video.
@jrc8625 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t really get it but those are really great tips my only suggestion is to explain it a little bit slower
@fishermanlad42704 жыл бұрын
How many decibals
@DangerfieldChris4 жыл бұрын
Where or how do I send you a video?
@osvaldogallardo36225 жыл бұрын
Damn just when i thought i was doing it right he says if it sounds high pitch but no loud than its not the right one. Now i have to redo the whole thing
@rolandburkart6864 жыл бұрын
Don't believe that someone is going to learn that within days. I'm able to whistle by 4 fingers EXTREMELY Loud. But this is another challenge!!!
@matt60144 жыл бұрын
It's possible. It's super frustrating at first but if you don't give up you'll get it.
@louise87522 сағат бұрын
How to know if your whisle is the right one...I didn't realize there is a wrong one!
@tonyv26554 жыл бұрын
Do you have Instagram? Idk if you teach people there too
@edenhaile17035 жыл бұрын
1 question are u blowing air inside or outside
@dice53615 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@MattandSadieBug5 жыл бұрын
I'll send a video. I've got nothing to be ashamed of. How do I send a video?
@andrescanela64355 жыл бұрын
How can i make it louder?
@taylorlong74015 жыл бұрын
Guys once u get this it’s the most easiest thing ever I learned a week ago and now it rings my ears one thing that can get it is to pull your bottom lip over your bottom teeth and then stick your tongue out and blow as your blowing pull your tongue in farther and farther until u start to hear it a little then practice it this sounds confusing by reading it but if I could show u in person you would get it........this took my 2 months to fully learn so it does take practice
@michaelmilone2935 жыл бұрын
Taylor Long ok so u pull ur tongue in as u whistle so pulling it as in bending it upwards in your mouth?
@taylorlong74015 жыл бұрын
Yvng Cloud no, pulling it as in sticking your tongue out and pulling it back in
@tadhgconway455 жыл бұрын
Taylor Long make a yt vid
@lelelelel87125 жыл бұрын
But if i have a tooth cap?
@buddyego74595 жыл бұрын
I got it I got it
@shirobuta_5 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS
@jessevillalobos6085 жыл бұрын
Hi Mr Burnett where can I find an email to send you my whistling video?
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
Matt6014@gmail.com
@jessevillalobos6085 жыл бұрын
Matt Burnett thank you sir I really appreciate it
@ridespirals4 жыл бұрын
dude are you still up for getting videos and correcting them?
@matt60144 жыл бұрын
Yeah. You can DM me on Instagram mgb4106
@teamrocket96495 жыл бұрын
Got the whistle, but it won’t work when I’m blowing harder That makes the whistle quiet and it can’t get louder Can someone help me?
@milky91815 жыл бұрын
The first video got 250+k views thats so much no?
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
Enzo Kun yeah. I thought id make some more because the first one got so many view. I guess the people dont like my sequels.
@milky91815 жыл бұрын
Matt Burnett because when i search about whistle i saw your video
@syahrulminikings5 жыл бұрын
"Spider web"
@rustynail8224 жыл бұрын
Tip of my tongue has a damn ulcer from trying all day long
@Rantandreason5 жыл бұрын
6 mins for your last video 3:35 into this video, and I already got a noise to come out. Not a whistle yet, but it's close
@hoesaycriss76475 жыл бұрын
Why do i whistle like a bird? When doing this
@normzilluh5 жыл бұрын
I've watched 3 of your vids cuz of how shitty I am lol
@SansP3ur4 жыл бұрын
How many of you are here because CoVid19 has you housebound?
@ryanblanco13945 жыл бұрын
This is sick I’m trying to learn super close I’m learning because I work at a farm and I have to get the cows to listen to me so yeah Canada things
@matt60145 жыл бұрын
Ryan Blanco Nice. I actually learned from working with ex-ranchers who would use the whistle for their cattle. Check out my other videos on it.
@adiputranto86935 жыл бұрын
I can not, its hard
@adiputranto86935 жыл бұрын
@@Wretchedjungle I tried it but i can not
@rolandamezcua28315 жыл бұрын
I think my tongue is too short
@MrSupermecton5 жыл бұрын
00:54 Lips Roll !?
@lzcqs18784 жыл бұрын
I GOT SO CLOSE
@MannheimerFamous4 жыл бұрын
I got a question. Do u bite on Ur teeth?
@matt60144 жыл бұрын
You mean bite on your lip? You get very close to biting on your lip but no they don't actually touch
@MannheimerFamous4 жыл бұрын
Matt Burnett i think I’m very close to get it. But I don’t get my tongue and my under lip right. It’s sound sometimes a bit like a teapot.
@MannheimerFamous4 жыл бұрын
Actually I mean do u bit on ur tongue. When u pull it in to get ur under lip right
@danyunlimited4 жыл бұрын
@@MannheimerFamous Try to hold your cheeks very tight. It really helped me getting a nice small channel for the air to come through. Good Luck my Friend. I hope u get it.
@BAAB123454 жыл бұрын
OH SHITTTTTT I DID IT THE FIRST TIME I DID THE CHEEKS SHIT FUCK WHY AINT YOU SAY SO EARLIER
@thebookofthesun8844 жыл бұрын
Hey, if you pass me your email I'll make a whistle fail mouth vid for you. My email is antoniosubiratsarts@yahoo.com
@rickpanameno46204 жыл бұрын
You think you’re the best whistler go look at Ian kenzelmier
@BigLee245 жыл бұрын
Ppppppppproposal
@rickpanameno46204 жыл бұрын
You’re Bad watch the movie guardians of the galaxy