Ep 496 - Fast Shooters (feat. Sam Tallent)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live in OR / IL / WI and more @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Matt Live in HOUSTON / BOSTON and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Sammy in WINNIPEG / LAFAYETTE and more @ www.samtallent.com/ Go See Optimum Noctis at The Creek and The Cave in ATX on June 4 @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3x5esizx Go See Shawn Gardini if you want in RALEIGH June 6 / CHI / ST LOUIS / INDY / COLUMBUS June 12-16 @ www.shawngardini.com/ Go See Lemaire Lee in Massachusetts in August (cant find link yet)

[@SickTroll]

Blessed be the Dawgz

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

TIRES SUCKS..... IT SUCKS ME RIGHT IN AND KEEPS ME WATCHING! BEST SHOW ON NETFLIX IN DECADES! I HOPE WE GET SEASON 2! SHANE YOU ROCK MAN! WHAT A HUGE WIN! FUQE FAULYWOOD! TIRES = ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@KryMoore]

Matrix ripped off Grant Morrison. The Invisibles.

[@DerekOfRivia]

​@@100canadianmaplestirup8yikes

[@natehill620]

@@SickTrollm. Lmk. ,9. J. On

[@jeremyweems4916]

Still begging for the big dawg himself, Phil Gillis!!!

[@rockpyl]

The paterfamilias dawg

[@Zach-uv5ul]

We love Phil

[@YelvoTRON]

Phil the superstar.

[@robertupson5274]

Phil and Ian Fidance in the same room pls lol

[@gradysturgeon8307]

Shane. Please

[@madelinehall6750]

I never thought I would be this person but here I am (28) 7 weeks post losing my husband very unexpectedly at 33 and the dawgs are helping me so much with a much needed distraction.

[@shaybene5141]

I’m sorry for your loss ❤

[@justkidding8304]

I did not expect this in the comments section. Condolences.

[@kaptainchewy1115]

Dem dawgs love you and dat boi

[@jakeypoo123]

How’d he die? Failed kickflip down a 5 set?

[@andrewharwell7152]

All Dawgs go to Heaven

[@datboifriz366]

Father’s Day is right around that corner, Phil Gillis episode NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

They should go to phillies/O's fathers day game then do the pod the next day

[@theramplocal]

The drunk Phil stories alone wld rule

[@coreywallace6131]

He was already on, it’s apparent he doesn’t like doing it I don’t understand the new fan obsession over Phil, is it cause he mentions him so much in the SNL monologue?

[@leethejuggler1486]

Lemaire living in Shane's pool house and trashing his pool robot and deck is crazy

[@tomw4918]

Lemaire Lee is the modern day Kato Kaelin

[@pwfortner]

😂😂😂😂

[@Zachh228]

Is it tho? Lol I can't say I'm that surprised.

[@tylercannon3788]

Sounds like you never spent time with the DAWGS as a child. Your boys be messing stuff up all over the place lol

[@Brrrax21]

Can't have anything nice around here...

[@Thingsarefine42]

Mr. Hollywood blessing us with his presence again, praise be.

[@TanManTheOne]

Matt has kind of gone Hollywood after the bike scene your right

[@pauljoseph8338]

Let’s enjoy these eps while they last. Soon, Da Big Dawg gonna be too busy to pod…

[@cranberrycanvas]

@@pauljoseph8338I have never said the n-word

[@mikejones9702]

@@cranberrycanvasI just did

[@Poliswag7]

It’s hilarious that Shane and Gerbies characters on Tires are literally just them in real life

[@dakotab291]

Shane's isn't. He's not that raunchy irl. But for the most part they are spot on.

[@starchillius]

Oh you mean like literally every single comedian based sitcom ever?

[@Poliswag7]

@@starchillius bro you’re responding to like 50 different comments on 50 different episodes, get some pussy or something

[@civilsocietyprivateinteres1711]

Kinda a Larry david curb situation lol

[@Poliswag7]

@@starchillius why are you getting so worked up over comments you’re on like 5 episodes complaining, get sum pssy or something lmao

[@krink084]

I will always remember Sam Tallent for the way he dealt with both Howie Mandel and his fitted cap. The old man had no idea what kind of storm he'd flown into.

[@shanedonovan4403]

I’m glad this is somebody else’s core memory

[@alexjones7043]

Was that when they both hijacked the podcast and made it about themselves and shane got annoyed?

[@lordfordification]

I think I randomly found a pirated podcast channel with Sam talking about blood meridian, I've been a fan since.😊

[@louisw8608]

@@lordfordification you remember which channel? asking for a dawg

[@lordfordification]

@@louisw8608 I don't, I'm sorry

[@ChuckChizzle320]

The idea of Matt finally doing one episode alone and accidentally portraying himself as a Diddy Bopper IS fucking hilarious!

[@zeddy.33]

ongg😂😭😭😭

[@fernandoflores6136]

His solo ep wasn't the reason he was called pedo, it was his appearance on theo vons podcast the week prior. The shaman is innocent!

[@homelander2243]

The Theo Van episode was funny. Seen it a few days ago and didn’t think anything of it. People overreact

[@alexcarlough5768]

Comedy is becoming so mainstream that the worst people are now coming for it

[@ChuckChizzle320]

Oh Gotchya. Well, still funny it happened the week of, as if Shane not being around causes Matt to destroy his career. Lmao

[@Lakedog15]

Bike cop McCusker is his ultimate form. What an incredible role.

[@seanpayne2470]

matt literally nailed that roll then dropped possibly one of the most insane manifestos ever a day after

[@israelduran4359]

"FREEZE.. sike"

[@SickTroll]

I’m here for it

[@vcalv9354]

Had no idea that was him. A true lesbian or whatever.

[@discojohn8753]

@@seanpayne2470this comment made my day lmao, hell yeah

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

The Shaman as a bicycle cop was the best part of Tires, hands down

[@rymak1403]

We receive this offering with humility. Praise be. 🙏

[@gumborambo4540]

Praise be. UMMMdawgMM

[@Steveatetheicecream]

I don’t accept sam no tallent but yes

[@Myfamilythinksimcrazy]

This is no mere offering this is a gift from the Wad Gods

[@alexbrint3798]

Tallent on MSSP is a federal holiday in my household

[@mvttyice]

Old test ep I was listening to just ended. Great timing for this offering from our lordz. Blessed be the dawgz

[@WesleySnipesNeck]

God is good blessed day brother 🙏🏼

[@DontHate707]

Deep diving in the Old Testament now. I didn't know I was asleep for so long

[@traemalone1465]

10000% brother dawg

[@i_amChrisJxmes]

@@DontHate707old test is the best test.

[@ManMythLemon]

"dude im ruined ive honked EVERYONE" LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@bodiebee9022]

Matt’s solo pod last week was very enjoyable. Not mad at the dawgs one bit

[@reallyrandom222]

Did you really copy/paste someone's exact comment? You let the dawgs down

[@bodiebee9022]

My post was 4 hours ago breh I was the 3rd one to comment I just seen the other. It was 3 hours ago

[@mattjohnson9620]

Did some quick investigative journalism, an OnlyFans bot just copied your comment and reposted an hour later. Some dark arts going on in this comment section.

[@greg1685]

The Shaman being outed on TikTok is the greatest MSSP moment in history

[@morgandunn8449]

Matt getting one solo podcast and next thing he knkws he's a pedophile on ticktock is hilarious

[@MelissaAnn420]

Matt takes a sip every three seconds, he’s practically drenched

[@stillholding4975]

Not a crime

[@plunetzero]

No that would mean he is dehydrated... thus the excessive need for liquids that you noted.

[@upstateev]

Fools sip??

[@Masta_Frog]

Stay dripping

[@kevinhamilton9920]

Could have dry mouth issues. Not uncommon.

[@thtswhtshesai6d9]

Sam talent is seriously a great pod guest. Doesn’t yap too much, great zingers, has good chemistry with both the dawgs. 4/5 stars a perfect ep

[@mactallica9293]

Agreed. Had to search him on other podcasts because he was so good

[@agentagencja2799]

He was good on lemon party also

[@adnan-mi9po]

This episode just released all the tension between my mouth and a shotgun. Blessed be the DAWGS!

[@albertozimmermann]

that made me laugh audibly, god bless you.

[@TommyStanley-cw7tt]

See, a reason to live. It's now your job to make funny comments to make us laugh. We struggling too. 🦉

[@nothanks9503]

@@TommyStanley-cw7ttHere’s another reason to live my friends dad short himself in the mouth and lived now he’s missing part of his face and eats through a straw

[@kenclarke5966]

@@nothanks9503 Idiot got the angle wrong

[@Brrrax21]

​@nothanks9503 seen that a couple times on social media..rough post my daddy!!

[@ExcitedAquariumFish-lv8gj]

Was just in court today and had my trial pushed, praise be the dawgs for helping my alcoholic anxiety

[@WuhSuhDood]

watched tires twice, can confirm it will be a global phenomenon

[@shrimpscampin]

It's such a funny parallel to Shane getting in trouble for one of the milder jokes how matt is getting hit for the "kids aren't ripped" thing when theyve both talked about kids being hot 💀💀💀

[@timboucher1100]

The dawgs can feast. Another one with the critter!

[@tylertaft7284]

Literally just blows my mind, I was looking for Matt every episode assuming he’d be in there. Crazzzzyyy good job Matt

[@Pneuma777]

Can we get an unhinged solo pod from the shaman once a year, like a state of the union but for the dawgs?

[@Scytale321]

State of Matt’s Psyche

[@BarryB.Benson]

Once a month 🙏🏻

[@BadGoyz4Life]

State of the Shaman is needed exactly once a year

[@theramplocal]

The altered state of the union

[@eversayala9944]

State of the Unicorn, heh?

[@JerseyMade27]

Watched Tires in one afternoon, had rewatch it, shit was hilarious ! Can’t wait for season 2!

[@Bradley.Calavera]

Thank god for Sam Tallent with no Howie Mandel

[@jordanstephens4178]

No shit...dude realized he was in a room with younger people who were way funnier than he's ever been..Best thing he did was Bobby's world lol

[@Jimlamp1576]

@@jordanstephens4178spoken like someone who has no idea what he did for the soul patch community

[@isaiahsamuel3285]

I’ve watched tires from front to back not even lying…. 6 times. Y’all are the best. 🐐

[@hawildmuz208]

Say it with me boys. Big. Phil. Gil. Big.Phil.Gil BIG.PHIL.GIL Get the grand daddy on the cast boys! Complete the trifecta. Praise be 🙏

[@f.i.d.l.a.r]

Hes been on before

[@bobbythelostjuggalo3507]

We need father phil to bless us with his presence on the pod. Praise be saint rogies, Amen

[@lookdoug1516]

Like Manna falling from the sky. Blessings on blessings 🙏

[@mrdrprof99]

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA........TREMANAAAAAA

[@falcor200]

Fumbled a bit in the beginning and by the end of the Patreon he was giving a true sermon lol

[@Pow_FIsh]

52:15 'to buy them bigger hats or whatever' Sam Tallent made me laugh today

[@nicklee723]

We needed more than 6 episodes from Tires season one but we're proud of you Dawgz

[@GLo1991]

You liked it?

[@Jammed_Toast]

​@@GLo1991it rocked dork.

[@tritesy]

​@@GLo1991it was amazing you're in that weird mindset where you think hating is cool. Stop that. Tires was amazing

[@upstateev]

​@@tritesyIt's oook. Something about it feels forced on first watch. Same with Gilly and Keeves second wave.

[@CazhTuber]

​@@upstateev new mssp fans are noooot gonna like this take

[@jasonbrody8724]

Attention all Dawgs and comedy fans. I just watched Kill Tony 665 and Matt and Shane should absolutely get Drew Nickerson on the cast. Absolute legend that deserves as much recognition as possible. Keep it 432 brothers

[@tommydiskin8877]

Thought for sure Gerbies would be the next guest, but I’ll accept this Ample Man as today’s feature. Thank you dawgz!

[@griffstratz6495]

Ol big time Shane blessed us with his presence, taking time away from his busy arena comedy schedule

[@kevinmccombs3201]

Tires had me rolling! O'Connor calling 911, "He got kicked a little but nobody killed him" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NevartRennug]

The compilation of people coming up to chat with a corpse had me chortling

[@sunfish9341]

@@NevartRennugsame

[@emuscato9]

O’Connor stalling the inspector lady at the door had me weak 😂😭

[@MikeBites]

Shane threw the first pitch and appeared in the new Eminem video. The dawgs are EATING

[@noahhalpin9812]

Praise the Shaman and the Top DAWG for gracing us with a sacred pod on this blessed day 🙏 🙌

[@LaFush033]

I need more Tires, i seriously was laughing the entire time, the Matt cameo was so funny

[@TEAMGETHELP]

MATT SPINOFF

[@AKFresh907]

What a great pitch, I saw it and saw wow what a great pitch

[@nickb4202]

SHOUT OUT to our boy Shane for being a cameo in Eminem’s new music video “Houdini” that is incredible out of everything he’s done lately this really hits it on the nail for the ones who grew up listening to Em! And i know Shane is a huge fan so this must of been something els for him!!!! Congrats! We the DAWGZ love u! Keep making our great nation laugh cause right now thats what we need!!! God bless

[@Jez166]

I'm so proud, i immediately knew Matt was the bike cop

[@markuzantonious13]

Which episode was that?

[@oscarbautista7821]

Bikini car wash ​@@markuzantonious13

[@fullout42]

@@markuzantonious13last one

[@fullout42]

@@markuzantonious13he gave Shane a titty license

[@mattw6705]

It was episode 5, just looked

[@MatthewThomas-c6u]

Shane playing with his ball for the first 10 minutes is gold

[@zachnelson3528]

42 minutes in and still playing with it haha

[@MatthewThomas-c6u]

@@zachnelson3528 thank you Zach for the stat

[@allsidespressurewashing]

Listening to this while I’m pressure washing a driveway.

[@dpclerks09]

username checks out (commits sepuku)

[@werstino]

good man

[@brian2591]

Shane's face when Sam tries that bearded lady joke on him 😂😂😂😂

[@ElijahBuchanan-no3sf]

Thought i was the only one who noticed 😂

[@gesshert2473]

54:13 I was gonna say did I miss something? Or he just did not connect lmao

[@JulianBoyer]

That was a good joke too 😂

[@burgerbait]

I was listening while playing games but I had to pause and go back to see the video of that. Too funny 😂😂

[@DrGeeves]

That was my takeaway from this whole video.. how did Shane not acknowledge that lol

[@johnmcbride9220]

Gaurd dawg stays releasing the cast at quitting time, a true dawg🤙🏻 makes the commutes a breeze😎

[@jackayers7088]

The solo cast last week was one of the best podcasts of any podcast of all time. Had me smirking and giggling while working. You killed it Matt!

[@cian1040]

Sam tallent is up there with Gerbiez and Sweet baby brother Billy for best guests

[@WHDRWN]

Ham Tallow top 3 bare foot guests

[@wyp8098]

*worst ​@@WHDRWN

[@johnsmith0800]

something about him bothers me. besides how grotesque he looks

[@captainyeets]

I think we need a mandatory solo Matt podcast every so often. Just need it

[@goodboysongs]

Amazing episode. The fact this was posted less than 2 minutes ago means nothing.

[@hdskittles]

The Toad back with the Dawgz. These episodes I live for

[@samhand8270]

“I’m ruined! I’ve honked everybody” 😂😂😂

[@r.zachhowell1009]

Did Lemaire ever hit that bench press he was guaranteeing back in the day? I believe the reasoning was, “because I’m a freak, dude.”

[@discojohn8753]

he did! i looked it up it was on the Paych, i think he maxed out at like 220 which is still super impressive tbh, even though thats likely less than his body weight lmao

[@Jetx17]

It doesn’t get much better. Blessed be the dawgs.

[@alechall5301]

Would love an episode with Matt, Shane, and Spud

[@brettkeeling8784]

Blessed we are, for the dawgs have bestowed upon us glory.

[@SnoozeButton37]

You know it’s going to be a blessed day when Sam’s on the cast!

[@SnapnCrack]

Awww shit the Dawgs have blessed us. Curly throwing heat!

[@bigthetruth2995]

We need a big dawg phil podcast asap

[@stuartthomas94]

praise be to the dawgs of tire town

[@redacted5035]

Stamps, blessed be tha Dawgz 🤲 0:00:00 - batter up 0:00:35 - Sammy | Kid Spazz 0:03:30 - Gato 0:05:00 - Shoot Fast 0:08:00 - Matt’s Meisner Method 0:09:00 - Kevin Spacey 0:17:00 - Matt’s Accusations 0:25:30 - Shane’s First Pitch 0:31:50 - adverts 0:36:02 - Come See a Show | Colin Quinn 0:40:00 - Denver 0:44:20 - Farting Onstage 0:48:00 - Shane’s Nightmare Gig 0:51:45 - Sam’s Nightmare Gig 0:55:45 - Pool Basketball 0:57:00 - Gummo | bye bye 👋

[@TEAMGETHELP]

PIN

[@dalejames486]

Blessed be the dawgs, for they have blessed us.

[@richardandrade9418]

Dude just saw shane on eminems new music video.... that's bigger than netflix to me. The dawgs are barking baby! Proud of youse

[@RebekahDunne]

Yes!! Sammy T and his wide world!!

[@Scytale321]

Lemaire learning to read via anime subtitles is so hilarious

[@JKennedy0204]

About time Shane got to throw out a first pitch

[@setty7071]

The lookin in the mirror joke completely failing was the best part 🤣🤣

[@willneverreadreplies]

legs going crazy

[@WHDRWN]

Ham Tallow moggin da boys with dem piggy trotters oink oink reeeeeee

[@eskent4230]

everyones rocking dad calves, blessed be the boys

[@BigSamWin]

White boy summer in full effect

[@christophersmack6763]

Those prosthetics getting mad realistic

[@BJJUSAF]

Just finished The Regz along with two bowls. Sam Talent with Matt and Shane….LETS GO DAWGS!!!

[@PrinceIsot]

"Standing by the door like a Sim" 😂

[@Jacqie_Lee]

I love when they talk about gummo. That movie also was impactful in my younger years! Such a crazy movie. I used to reference it all the time

[@dannylechwar5488]

the dawgs have graced us upon this Wednesday . Rejoice

[@john_hourihan]

I love how worked up Gerbies makes Shane. Gerbie is the true Alpha of the Dawgz

[@dh6523]

Guard Dawg killed the intro once again.

[@friendsofcoal]

“Gerbs….youre the big guy” damn hahaha nice pull.

[@michaelhoffman6775]

Heard Shane’s first pitch was up there with 50 cents

[@DublinAuntsMusic]

Totally caught Shane light up when Matt appears in Tires. Fantastic.

[@andreipsen7028]

Always blessed when tallents present. Praise be

[@a.k.4o]

I didn't hear Matt was catching flack for his joke on Theo's podcast

[@Amnesia.]

BLESSED BE THE DAWGS

[@BoatsAndHos89]

You know it’s the best podcast when you don’t skip the ads because the boys are buzzin the whole time

[@xMidsx]

Mr tallent bringing the talent for another legendary guest feature

[@dobledekersoulwrekr]

Possibly the best recurring podcast out there

[@prpride77]

Blessed be the DAWGS

[@jonny2times185]

Shane and the shaman are like fire and ice, helluva team. The shaman and the rat king are like ice and ice but still somehow incredible together

[@Everett0054]

Matt’s response to the smear campaign is Shrek 1

[@TheRipdub]

LeMaire is legit my favorite part of any of the podcasts.

[@porshiapierce6253]

I just realized how important phil is. He shaped that young pup into the father dog we all know and love. If shane is jesus then that makes phil god himself. All praise be to the dawgs

[@retrodadstl]

😂😂😂

[@MichaelDegener-m6v]

Sam tallent is the goat of mssp guests. Period

[@Erikk87]

Boys are back in town!

[@elaishh3533]

Gerbies getting under Shane’s skin about the throw is hysterical 30:20

[@thegarge7476]

Sam Tallent, the man of many names. The Rotund Rube, the Chunky Chucklemaster, the Plump Performer, the Jovial Jester, the Commador of Comedy, the Stallion of Stand-up

[@bigol9223]

Dont forget Datboytalkin Rungotellem

[@dpclerks09]

The Fat Flaneur

[@dpclerks09]

I'll say it again since yt thought police decided to deleet my og comment. The Fat Flaneur!🤫

[@MundaneRyno]

Sam has really risen to the top as far as guests on MSSP. He's personality is such a great fit with the Dawgs. Blessed be this occasion

[@S.K0r34]

Tires was fantastic! Great job guys!

[@terribleagerestrict]

Bless up Sammy T, always delivering heat. I like to imagine Shane telling Matt he didn't need to solo cast last week. But the Shaman entered a meditative state and said no, my vibrations are perfectly attuned, witness as I open my third eye and set the dogs free.

[@rjbubba203]

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, Sam Tallent is my favorite guest on my favorite podcast

[@Droconiann]

I wonder HOW Shane would look if he was in shape

[@Memphis.Strangler]

Forrest Gump

[@Timmyval123]

A Foco bro on da pod !? Truly a blessed day