Ep 489 - The Council

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

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[@RobertSlover]

more no matt episodes please!

[@freethinker3716]

​@@RobertSloverbro what

[@PhatphuckMedia]

​@@freethinker3716 these young rookies don't know what's up

[@vancouverviking4652]

Matt, please stop sitting like Trudeau 🤨🇺🇲🇨🇦🧡🌈

[@carpenterkinkin02]

SHANE GET BETTERNET ITLL FIX YOUR "ISSUE"

[@MrJake9998]

I notice Shane's sword is always pointing in a different direction. Lemaire definitely swings it around when he's alone.

[@InspectorButters4]

100%!! 🤣 Shane needs to hide a camera and post the footage of Lameezy swinging it around and making light Saber noises lol

[@3DMuscleModel]

Pew pew pew ​@@InspectorButters4

[@slamdogbillonair]

Let the dawg play pretend in peace

[@Austin-yb7ec]

Bold of you to assume Shane isn’t swinging it😂😂😂

[@Jolopolo14]

😂😂😂😂 just picturing that makes me fired up

[@Not_a_smart_man]

Almost incalculable how much better Matt and Shane only episodes are than when they have a guest on.

[@mattwilson7443]

Only episode I wasn't able to listen to in the history of the show was the andrew ep

[@ToniBoordane]

It’s sellout vs the dogs

[@notagiantseaslug5523]

I only like it when it’s a good dawg guest. Actually friends with the dawgs. That or Lamorp or Guard Dawg.

[@SquibblyGiblets]

⁠@@notagiantseaslug5523seconded. Only OGs. Don’t entertain the people “doing the rounds” on podcast to promote their shitty special. I would love to have Billy once a month.

[@stephaniegarfield29142]

@@mattwilson7443lol my man sat through every joe derosa episode but couldn’t deal with the mediocre andrew ep

[@Jaxxsac]

Real Dawgs know this was a re-upload

[@XXBSavageXX]

I wonder why though

[@capitalist4life]

Yeah. What happened? They cut something?

[@brantwilson4348]

The Main Dawg and Shaman needed a second go at perfection!

[@squid_fish]

Sponsors had no audio

[@BatChad]

Wondering why

[@TheSlayerofGoogans]

These two guys have carried me through 2 years at my new job. I’ve doubled my salary under the dogs. I swear these podcasts have pushed me through so many doubles that I can now have my own beach week with my evil hippy dogs

[@EloyGabriel_]

Fuckin sweet doggie

[@WowDoodWuuut]

It's not a new job if you've had it for 2 years LMAO

[@TheSlayerofGoogans]

@@WowDoodWuuutIt was new when I started listening and it helped me outwork the old cnn dads 😊

[@WowDoodWuuut]

@@TheSlayerofGoogans Fair enough. I had a fox news dad myself until we realized they're just as bad as the liberal stations. Bunch of Rhino Republicans who are in bed with the socialist Democrats

[@RC-hv1yx]

This episode made me realize how empty my life is without my very own bdubs council. What’s the point of going on?

[@HawksNestYT]

4:47 women being birds grabbing twigs for their nest with womens obsession with shopping is so good lmao

[@FumblsTheSniper]

My bbg isn’t like this at all and I feel blessed.

[@alexbwja]

That's how gun guys are.

[@jacobgagnon1820]

@@alexbwjaits how we all are. Everyone has their thing

[@Konnersaki]

@@alexbwjanope guns are cool, cars are cool, most things guys like are cool. Household items and clothes ? Twigs and sticks brother

[@brucewayne2255]

Respect to Rogan for not filming the comedians workouts. But footage of Shane lifting with the navy seal security guy would have been absolute gold.

[@hirkballs]

We dont know for sure. Rogies could be the Diddy of comedian workouts 😂

[@ffnovice7]

Joe Riggy

[@mikes.4963]

And it happened to be his gf's ex

[@ThePokerStreets916]

​@@ffnovice7Joe Daddy

[@kms4735]

Lmao that was great ​@@mikes.4963

[@susumu12]

Add this one to the McCusker relationship advice compilation. “Just squeeze ‘em”

[@SquibblyGiblets]

He should write a book or something.

[@rrauly1166]

@@SquibblyGiblets you won’t believe this but

[@BlastinRope]

give then cockles a rub

[@IFIMTHEDEV1L]

"Yeahhhh I'm gonna go pump too"

[@jilliankitchell1960]

All men need to know this! ❤

[@matthewseoane]

“they are birds grabbing twigs for the nest”😂

[@SuperDontKare]

My bbg was like, what did he say? Hadd to rewind the shaman for her. She also 100% agreed on the every babe wants to be squeezed and belly rubbed

[@embracehorizons]

Dude we need a book of McCusker philosophy 😂😂😂

[@VisableVetetable]

Ways of the Dawgs

[@ApolloLax]

Best line of the whole episode

[@kyle1376]

What does he mean by it

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

Matt drops so much relationship knowledge.. took me nearly 10 years of marriage to realize my wife just needed a hug

[@waitedfuzzbal2179]

Jesus how does it take that long to realize that 💀💀💀

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

@@waitedfuzzbal2179 hyperbole

[@Sashaa78]

if it took that long hopefully she let someone else hug her and care

[@bennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

@@Sashaa78 i was exaggerating dawg, see my comment above

[@NFGunner]

@@Sashaa78I too choose this guys unhugged wife

[@JerseyfreshXx]

1:01:32 just 20 seconds of Matt starting sentences and not finishing them lol😂 “yeah that’s tough…space mountain…the ball in EPCOT….dude so there was a ride…so we meet the princesses” 😂

[@jsifgonz4843]

I always see thats a norm when theres a bit of silence Matt steps in with some crutch half sentences- so yeah man thats uh... it's literally like ... yeah man Its always comforting

[@rakim126]

Spazzed

[@harrywynne6738]

"My sister has cancer" "It's all in her head" "Yeah it is thats the problem"

[@Quietshow]

That joke worried me a little. His sister's cancer isn't back I hope.

[@roccos2311]

@@Quietshowsir, don’t be gay.

[@Quietshow]

@@roccos2311 You're right. Why would I put that junk out there.

[@L0wSkiller]

​​@@Quietshowthe fact that you acknowledged it as being un-godly turned you from a "tier 3 MustardYellow *SubmissiveBreeder*" to a "tier 2 Magenta *TurboGoblin*" in my eyes. Truly a glorious rebirth! Praise be the glorious love of our Gawdz Dawgz

[@nrvous_250gt]

Shane's taste in art is so fitting. A sword, a bronze bust of a historical figure, and of course the prestigious award

[@squid_fish]

He needs a wolf pack statue for the table

[@brakedavis]

Yo...that Shawn Kemp might be his Magnum Opus. The dawg's taste won't be relegated to what us normal dudes find tasteful.

[@matthewgomez6717]

Who is the bust of?

[@InterGalactic2001]

Is that a bust of Ulysses S?

[@chadgrov]

@@matthewgomez6717Grant

[@EonWil]

Tip for anyone looking to advertise anything, MSSP is the only podcast i listen to where i dont skip past the ADs cuz they know how to keep it funny. These bois know how to do it right n das on gawd no cap fo real fo real, can u dig it!?!

[@GeorgeGeo]

Bill Burrs

[@InspectorButters4]

I feel that, I can dig it! 🤣✌️

[@antonmanu5817]

CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!?!

[@No_Fail5883]

Lmao it’s funny watching the progression of Shane’s house getting dirtier and dirtier each podcast

[@blaketurner7989]

I got 11 minutes in, on the original upload! Im a survirvor of the great reset, this is my story...

[@thacoolbean]

Why the re-upload ?

[@dillinghamerboy25]

Feds were listening. Had to shake the spot.

[@dingledangle120]

@@thacoolbeanthe ad read had no audio

[@theartsyintuitive]

Same

[@MisterRawgers]

@@thacoolbeanLemaire once again making a fool of himself

[@ScamRandy]

Chairman Mao appreciates this update. The first & only upload, no other upload like it. Do not believe the propaganda. Lemaire did his job.

[@btsnake]

How could it be a reupload if I'm watching it for the first time??

[@jram7115]

I was checking all day and I didn’t see the double upload… seems like treasonous lies

[@keeganjones3653]

Was watching and 35 mins it just stopped, totally got deleted edited and reuploaded

[@cryinpooper]

I'm tempted to trust you based on your username alone

[@grantnielsen7566]

Treasonous lies! Lemorp the useless never does his job

[@SabianSymbolsSD]

Shane having toes out has to be a sign of a staring role in The Movie Critic.

[@moondogg_monte]

More like a Groundhog appearance. Gillis Toes out; its going to be an early, good summer 🙌

[@BazookaTooth707]

I really want it to be true. It would be like when Bill Murray played Hunter S. Thompson. Imo

[@stephenakridge7067]

@@BazookaTooth707man where the buffalo roam rules

[@Br1an.J]

Underrated comment, boycott the movie critic, MSSP is hilarious

[@OWG55]

He’s losing that east coast fashion statement of wearing socks with slides… 😎

[@drk6798]

Trump vs AI needs to be a gilly and keeves sketch

[@vausty]

The Shaman is hitting us all with MAJOR spring energy I'm not quite sure if I'm ready dawgs

[@SPUTNIK6996]

Time to watch this again

[@loustarski420]

what will be removed

[@SPUTNIK6996]

@@loustarski420 it’s probably an editing error

[@michaelmcshane6050]

@@SPUTNIK6996 lemaire error *

[@squid_fish]

Audio in ads

[@costanza7117]

@@michaelmcshane6050 he was prob opening bags of chips

[@kyledodson2992]

This pod is still great (been doing a binge of the old test lately) and when it’s just Matt and Shane it’s still my favorite

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

Japanese grape soda being black nerd elixir is the funniest thing ever

[@coldhands5385]

100th like!

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

@@coldhands5385 lmao no way I didn’t even know this had any likes. SODTAOE

[@calebstaskunas2077]

I was at work just reaching ultimate flow state upon discovering this podcast.. when the boys decided to take the video down because the ads had no audio; I left work immediately nbs.

[@Naltddesha]

Sheeeeee

[@PepinoChips]

Understandably.

[@InspectorButters4]

Def don't blame u, the day is ruined now!! So might as well go home, get baked and fire up the Xbox 😂

[@Propaproduct]

Happy to see Cosmo and Wanda disguised as xbox controllers.

[@jhhizzy]

This comment should have a million likes

[@Nunya_Bidz]

Best comment I’ve seen in a long time bud.

[@Dponz21]

They not slick. I see them everywhere

[@cullanstrong3730]

"Jesus never got mad at people who were sinners. He got mad at people who thought they weren't sinners." That's my shiny gem from this podcast. Thanks, Matt!

[@tre_3509]

Governor Abbott needs to see our I.D. for this hot cast

[@acs78393]

Love a hot cast

[@evanabbott2737]

Release the thumbnails!

[@OWG55]

Abbott first went after chicks having fun now he’s going after the bros fun! 😎

[@HamVodka]

just the two boys is a blessing thank you Lord

[@Hammmmyy]

+1

[@Rufio629]

I’m hammered and you’re all the bros

[@NewYoutubeDawgMSSP]

Love you dawg

[@jarnold1789]

Much love, dawg

[@ShroomFactory]

Hammer of the Dawgz

[@reabsorb]

love you beast

[@dylanhunt9936]

18:00 SUGRUE MENTIONED RAHHHHHH Shaman found a gem of a channel. RIP Professor Sugrue

[@circlesnare3671]

Oh damn, RIP. I remember finding his channel years ago and using it for bedtime 🔑

[@johnd3687]

Michael Sugrue knows what's up. His schpiel on Machiaveli is what sold me

[@ryanriggs7516]

Check out Rick Roderick next. He's even better.

[@tonyc1770]

My heart sings at the sight of that truly majestic framed Shawn Kemp piece! 😊 GO SONICS!

[@Geechi_]

I look away for 2 seconds and my slop disappears but it hath returned, praise be

[@DJPhillthy]

Ad reads had no sound in original upload so it was taken down and now this is the re-upload. THANKS A LOT OBAMA

[@traviswayne91]

Then explain the first 15 mins or so being gone now?

[@DJPhillthy]

That's probably Obama's fault too

[@fuckcensorship69]

Obamna?

[@pabloscruisesads]

SODA!!!!

[@InspectorButters4]

​​@@traviswayne91Big Mike is to blame for that! 😂

[@jacobkendall6577]

blessed be the dawgz, matt and Shane solo pod is what the commune called for

[@savannahroark9856]

I was currently being spun out by six thoughts. Thank you guys. I needed this. Changed my tone in the first five.

[@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel]

The council has reassembled. Blessed be thy dawgs

[@jorgepimentel3777]

The boys are back!!! I was watching mid episode and then they removed it, FREE the Dawgsss!!!

[@guitarmichael]

In the original the ad reads had no audio. But the Bdubs council has ruled that we still support this change. Free the dawgz.

[@ThePerculator9000]

FINALLY ITS BEEN RE UPLOADED GOD IS GOOD BLESS THY DAWGZ🗣️

[@Webbie2689]

I prefer when it’s just Matt and Shane by themselves. This pleases me.

[@DerpnHerb9]

Philippines 34:7 "thou shalt not milk his own man utter" took me all of 2 minutes to find

[@spencerhopkinson9874]

book of manny pacquiao?

[@DTTWOPP]

I am my dawgz keeper. All hail the brethren.

[@colesmatteo]

matt is a guy who reads two paragraphs of a wiki entry on a philosopher and he’s utterly convinced for two weeks before he finds a new entry.

[@GroverYoung1]

"Ready to hit the gauntlet brother" lmao

[@laurenalton4287]

I'm so glad he repeated it for emphasis

[@AnxiousStacker]

Im about to do the gauntlet myself. Blessed be the dawgz that put in the work shirtless 😂

[@Ekvvito]

Just saying, I watch every week for the intro edit, it warms my cockles. Please don't stop dawgz.

[@daddyodan]

matt & shane alone always hits. this one had me rolling

[@SecondFrost]

Sugrue is the man! I'm a carpenter with a BA in philosophy, so I've spent many days listening to my guy break down Heidegger.

[@realfnneato3111]

was so sad at Sugrue's death, was an excellent lecturer

[@accidentalpatient4152]

​@@realfnneato3111yeah that was sad, I had just finished putting some of his lectures onto VHS when he died

[@ryanriggs7516]

Him and Rick Roderick are the GOATs of yt Heidegger breakdowns

[@ziggafresh]

4:41 they’re birds, grabbing twigs for their nest

[@yuritesticoff1141]

Shane goon'n out over Disney princesses is wild. Takin'n your kids to a park run by a cult with trap door secret diddy rooms for some cheap dad points is the most wild.

[@johndough510]

Blessed are those, who adhere to the council

[@brycejamison9006]

Because of the whole new meanings of “the council” I have arranged a council meeting next week. Bless the dawgz

[@jessejlewismeng]

Blessings to all, brother

[@ShroomFactory]

Om shanti shanti

[@rakim126]

Inshallah

[@mbc9290]

Ricky Bobby, “Don’t you put that evil on me!!” 😂🤣!!

[@InspectorButters4]

Cut to: PLEASE SAVE MY FRIEND FROM THE IMAGINARY FIRE!!! 😂😂😂 One of the best movies ever along with Step Bros! ✌️

[@reabsorb]

@@InspectorButters4might be better then step brothers imo but i'm biased

[@InspectorButters4]

@@reabsorb Lol I can't disagree with that, bc I'm from Alabama and my family has a farm in Lincoln, which is about 10mins from the Talladega race track. They only shot 1 week for the movie actually in Talladega, but it was a HUGE deal for the locals....... seeing all them "Hollywood types" in their small town 🤣🤣🤣

[@reabsorb]

@@InspectorButters4 that's awesome hahaha i bet it was cool. did you guys get to see the man himself ricky bobby ???

[@InspectorButters4]

@@reabsorb I WISH!! He came into a few local restaurants and stores and took pictures with people, but I didn't even know the movie was filming there till they were all gone! Supposedly Will was super nice and down to earth, and took pictures with everyone who wanted one. Made me like him that much more 😁✌️

[@ETGcasper]

“That’s presumptuous” 😂😂😂 the only ad reads I don’t skip

[@justinianDT]

banger episode, good moods, good vibes, high frequency, low wavelength, high energy, good things

[@JustinBrimer]

Podcast brought me back to the radio era thanks for being a major listen all the dogs that are apart of the show

[@jacobralstin1851]

That grape soda but had me crying 😂

[@hekain]

My favorite Christian podcast!

[@SnapnCrack]

Navy seal getting tactical on our sweet baby bull

[@SpliffMan5000]

None of the dawgs annotating this EP is why Gardini and Lameezy are NEEDED.

[@chadgrov]

You mean the time named time stamps? so that’s what that word means

[@Lonelywookiee]

I love how much Lemaire loved the Shamans joke on turning into Jaffar when talking about Princess Jasmine 😂🤣

[@ryanwallace127]

It’s good to see Shane add his own touch to a fully furnished him

[@devinrobinson5927]

Been feignin for the dawgs god bless you all

[@fadddy2]

Blessed be the dawgs

[@prauwnsauce]

Ironically enjoy the dubs for every birthday, it’s the only thing that makes a man happy on that horrible day.

[@nickyale4220]

This has a real old school mssp feel. Feels phenomenal

[@hwiese3448]

best ep in a minute

[@JoeBarron1027]

Hail a seat brethren, pull up a chair, and let the council begin. My fellow dogs

[@reptilez13]

I'm a devout Buddhist and I always find it hilarious when Shane starts dissing Eastern religion lol

[@SirDrWesV-Esq-III]

58:45 The Disney World Princesses are so hot that instead of doing Meet and Greets they have to Greet the Meat. 😂 😂😂 I could not stop laughing.

[@CoolAdam247]

It's time for another Hardcore History Episode ! The story of Sabbatai Tsevi the dark messiah of 1666 would be an awesome topic to cover.

[@OutofPocketCinema]

Rain Man, Reign Man, and Matt

[@benbogantv]

Shane - “the owner doesn’t know who to follow” 😂

[@Nickscrazylips]

Let us rejoice the dawgz.

[@timothyhenderson2223]

God Bless the Dawgs! Here for some friday morning sermon! Preach brotha!

[@iguacu3517]

“Only problem is when you realize you’re giving a guy a HJ and you’re enjoying a guy giving you a HJ.” 😂😂 Matt is too f-ing funny

[@jamesalexander8872]

Let's try this again!

[@ThatsMyChad]

I know Matt doesnt read these but if he’s interested in classical Christian and Eastern thought then he should check out Eastern Orthodox theology. I think he’d really enjoy it

[@paulfroelich1024]

Need Matt on Jonathan Pageau's podcast.

[@alexcoyg3281]

"Snakeeeee!!!Snaaaakee!!!"😂😂😂 Metal gear rocks

[@trippsie]

the main thing i really love about this podcast is the superior lighting

[@MOW262]

"It's all in her head, which is EXACTLY what the doctor said also" 💀 Norm blessed the big dawg

[@FarmerJah-yc9qq]

Completely stunned from my melancholy with this reupload, blessed

[@POINDXTRMUSIC]

This one’s for the dawgs that saw before the takedown

[@tastyhongo]

Shane getting chubbed up on Disney princesses is the content I needed today.

[@TheMayneEvent11]

Love The Reign Man framed poster !!!!

[@truethehero]

I didn’t even fast-forward through the intro this time. This a magical ep

[@rogaru]

You dare foresake garddawgs hard work? 😢

[@brantleyhester6641]

How dare you

[@brantleyhester6641]

I dont even think of skipping the ad reads! Go before the council of the Dawgs you poser

[@Andrew-io2ps]

The dawgs are sure moving their yaps a lot without saying anything. Speak up!

[@hoeraufist]

Alright, whats this joke Shanes mom hates?

[@theartsyintuitive]

I watch/listen to this podcast so much that I had a dream of Shane and Matt, it was awesome, just chatting it up with the bros.

[@DunkBoi]

A wet dream for me.

[@Ross23J]

Psycho analysis crashed my inner world. Neitzche and Frued. Jung and Peterson brought me back

[@DocumentedCreeps]

50 cent is tha mang

[@AnxiousStacker]

Especially since I've been seeing that he's putting the Diddler on blast lately.

[@greglittle8995]

I have 0 sound 😅

[@rithvikestudio1]

The most real talk right here

[@HawksNestYT]

2-3min actually such a interesting thought of therapy and what it's basically replacing

[@chevalier7249]

💯 get Mike Rainey on. I was very down one day during lockdown, getting cabin fever and listening to Lil Stinkers and he told a joke about Ed Kemper getting intimate with his own Mother's head that turned my day around.

[@headfullofacid8088]

Mike Rainey rules

[@InspectorButters4]

@ 22:55 "yo Matt Rife.... im gonna take u shopping boi" 😂😂

[@rk4462]

This is an all time great episode.

[@laurenalton4287]

My favorite type of human is the kind with immense self-reflection and admiration for knowledge n growth. "I just recently developed a world view", this is exactly how my brain works. TY Matt

[@BattleBro77]

Bot

[@laurenalton4287]

@@BattleBro77girl I wish atp

[@InspectorButters4]

I assume this is the same for all the dawgs...... I f*cking LOVE this pod, but especially when its just the boys!! No better way to start a friday at work than with MSSP ✌️

[@samuelkelleykelleysamuel2652]

Matt’s subtle comments about his hash smoking and pot selling days are my favorite