Ep 321 Shrek 1

[@RonBurgundy412]

Shrek 1 is an all timer, perfect old episode for the dawgs to come back and watch

[@ezraa7777]

Ongawd

[@thegoofystoic]

Blessed be the Dawgs

[@CollinSalvatore]

Truly a feast for the dawgz

[@CoachCarter102]

I can’t believe I’ve been saying “shrek 1” for 4 years already

[@cmccuan]

This will be in a college course in 10 years.

[@harleydeclue2456]

This is the only podcast that I can listen to old episodes of.

[@ltbj]

That’s the power of Shrek 1

[@sfewgewssdgdsgh]

tim dillon? jre? church of whats happening?

[@TheZachCline]

As someone currently watching an old episode, I feel you so hard! This pod is Shrek 1 as fuck

[@guts2704]

The church…

[@OnyaPhotographics]

Two words.. The Wedge

[@TheRealMrMustache]

“I know what they’re doing. It’s called not knowing what you’re talking about. I’m the king of it, I do it all the time.” -Matt’s greatest quote

[@randomdude189]

He’s had better. It’s his most accurate but he’s had better.

[@karachikungfu7371]

Can I get a TS on that. A time stamp.

[@TheRealMrMustache]

@@karachikungfu7371 1:11:05

[@MrPooopyButthole]

😂

[@jaimekeirl6623]

​@@MrPooopyButthole bn. Bnjj

[@RebalSeekers]

“Just 2 boyz from Texas” aged like fine wine. See you soon fellas

[@Toddis]

I was thinking the same They made the right choice 🤘

[@RaferAlston27lol]

Nobody gives af about your car-centric cultureless suburban sprawl ass city

[@qwerty6574]

"...wrestling." 😂

[@Cloudwizrd]

Fuck tx it’s an overrated cesspool. it’s basically north Mexico down there . Midwest is best especially the upper Midwest no tacos trucks up here just high education rates and low crimes rates why is that I wonder ??? 🇺🇸🦅🏒🦌⛄️🏕️🦃🐺🫎⛺️🌲🖕🏻

[@jumperhighpd]

The gamer chair era was Shrek 1

[@fat69]

Can you explain what this Shrek 1 reference is all about?

[@ryanmclaughlin512]

I think it's about good times or nostalgia. Shrek was solid and it seems like a movie that played at school. So mabe it's like I was there type of thing

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@ryanmclaughlin512 it's actually from shanes nephew iirc. He used to love watching shrek 1. Shane asked him which part was his favorite and he answered shrek 1, and any time someone would ask "what are you watching?" he would answer "shrek 1" with great disgust. Cause it should be obvious he thinks. Shrek 1 is the best

[@christiansky942]

​@@dimitrijekrstic7567right, did they even listen to the paytch

[@Th3Albin0Pengu1n]

9⁰⁹​@@dimitrijekrstic7567

[@DG-bi2yj]

Taking a break from the middle of Dillon and Jones on the JRE to watch a superior cast how good is our God

[@j0sh707]

Me too! Thanks mssp

[@chrishaslamisgod]

Same

[@andrewlaco1776]

Wait, how do I know that's true? Jaime, look that up.

[@skateskeleton]

dawgs always find their way back home

[@PepsiGuidesRS]

@@chrishaslamisgod , ,

[@margaritaandthemasters]

"In Mayweather's defense, he is a counterpuncher..." oh Matt never change

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Apparently his ex died during the lockdowns, the same one he had to pay... looks like he gave her the fatality and got away with it

[@brucewayne4814]

Never

[@fromhereon014]

Shane to Lemaire: Yeah? You think Chingy is more talented than Walt Disney? This show rules.

[@fromhereon014]

@Bid Ness he couldn't respond. Too badly bodied by the young bol

[@Dom-mw8gk]

Chingy did make dem jeans so it's a toss up in my book

[@Demion83]

Walt Disney is a weird choice, he doesn't strike me as particularly undeniably genius, but yeah fuck anyone who says Kanye is a genius, he's quite literally r-worded. His IQ would be below 100 guaranteed.

[@Demion83]

​@Iain Sinfield r-worded is hilarious to say and obviously it should always be used as an insult. You sound like you have an r-worded brother you care about, which is gay.

[@arthurmcdonald7373]

@@Demion83 That response was flawless. I've never much cared for Tonys as a general rule, but you sir are just the tops.

[@mitchbrown1990]

This might be weird as shit, but this helps me through a lot. Thank y’all for the continuous laughter

[@jamieerickson7185]

Pretty gay bro

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@jamieerickson7185 but also relatable

[@YNGWxRLD]

@@jamieerickson7185 @mitchbrown1990 I gave you both a thumbs up because this helps me through a lot too and im also gay

[@harrisonlamb3933]

Same bro. Dawgs stick together

[@randomdude189]

You’re very normal bro it’s okay

[@noelivester7340]

In times of darkness.. we turn to the dawgz.

[@californiarollwithramensea8220]

How poetic that this episode happens to be the Shrek 1 of MSSP.

[@RevMcworld]

3:39 “Yo comment below if you’re sick of Lemaire derailing every single show.. comment”

[@keanuobrien2082]

Seriously dude, this hack is destroying the pod worse than christine on the bonfire

[@verynice210]

It's becoming funny now that they are mocking him about it though

[@puddintaine4556]

First time I heard his name, I thought they were talking about a French donkey that does burlesque or some shit.

[@MattssonTheMan]

Derailing so hard, makes me so angry.

[@dingosiccunt2297]

I'm just concerned he's accidentally going to shoot himself or one of the boys if he's hanging around with NFAC

[@tylerclaird]

can we all agree that matt is flexing his biceps at all times during the cast, regardless if its true or not.

[@user--710]

Matt's biceps are 75% of his shoulder width. Shaman proportions

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@user--710 shoulder width doesn't mean what you think it means

[@theglover10]

shamans carry the weight in their shoulders. it bulks up from carrying everyone around you.

[@gford7186]

Agreed

[@mrjed]

2 years later and I'm stoked about LeMaire derailing anything; he's a good lad

[@krikeydial3430]

2 years later no one has magic salt crystals.

[@ryanlong4021]

Listening in 2023, Matt being hype on Kanye is awesome. Kanye's story arc is wild.

[@randomdude189]

“Listening in 2022; being hype on hitler is awesome, his story arc was wild!” - Kanye 😂

[@lomuus]

@@randomdude189 They werent that far fetched from the walt disney analogy at 58:00 😂

[@saucemunky]

Kanye was legendary before Kim. Right now he’s recovering from a lot of bad life/ business mistakes/ decisions. It’s never too late to fix yourself up tho.

[@C3Rl3]

@@saucemunky wtf

[@saucemunky]

@@C3Rl3 what? Are you afraid of Kanye or something. Rich people made poor life choices too.

[@jasonhamilton6098]

I’m a new comer to this show. Been a fan of Shane for awhile, but caught both these guys on Rogan, been a fan of the pod since. I’ve been converted to 100% dawg

[@k_pat3383]

"wet suits is the enemy of all fats" 🤣

[@lchav420]

Shane looks like the human form of shrek

[@BigShaneGillis]

He’s got layers, Donkey

[@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva]

Human form is Shrek 2. Shane is Shrek 1

[@squidincsquid]

What does Lemaire look like?

[@andrewwrobel6373]

@@squidincsquid like black Shrek 1

[@fadedflow6451]

Don’t be dissing shrek, he ain’t that far yet.

[@randomdude189]

Lol I remember dying at work listening to the Kanye Rogan. It’s insane that he even makes it outside.

[@sethnoblet5163]

Matt and Shane moving to Texas is shrek 2 I will not elaborate

[@blaketurner7989]

Soundin' awfully yella' there partner

[@Tapepusher]

Yeah it’s shrek 2, brown coach was shrek 1.

[@albertoacosta6788]

Gamer chair pirate map usa flag was SHREK 1

[@user-hw4ud6vz9q]

this comment is fan made shrek porn

[@augustkraus1389]

​@@albertoacosta6788these guys just learned about pirates

[@robbyrobot3303]

That's nice matt would tackle Shane if he caught him sinning like that

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Leanham dunkems lmfao great

[@myhousehaswheels]

Matt is actually just Mac from its always sunny

[@TheWeastBeast]

Matt for sure does ocular pat downs

[@Ben_Dover15]

1:14:50 hahah I think he means evolution but there's literally dinosaur bones and shit

[@td4341]

Nah baby Billy is for sure mac

[@blowfishfoot]

lol thats billy

[@dylanmacdonald5243]

More like Billy mcbuster the real hip thruster

[@Jake-sv8vw]

I almost spit my beer out when he was talking about mayweather throwing combos

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

man Matt is a God damn soothing soul, feel like Matt is one of my cousins the way he looks acts and gelks

[@thernius4284]

Matt is everyone's cousin. Peak familyman

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

@@thernius4284 " tru.. Tru,. I was just reading about how....... - Matt McCusky , #1 , DAWG pack Alpha , the Philadelphia Python 🐍 "yooo Chill chill" - PACK BETA- M. Gillis, the Mechanicsburg MAMBA ,. Formerly known as The man missing one or more chromosomes,. The MIMSY of comedy

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

@H K gelking is an age old technique of penis stretching look into it

[@Radamsoo]

@@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH TIL

[@Antiluls]

@@VaughnRondo its about growing in size and spirit

[@Rynofskie]

I love it when Shane drops a lyric as a response and the Shaman just works it right into his worldview totally missing the joke lol

[@chrismathewsjr]

absolutely had to pause and take a lap laughing too hard at matt saying he'd have to take shane down while he was beatin off

[@WickedChesh]

Gerbies getting a rub and tug and phoning a friend for the money has me in tears!

[@papasazombie5971]

Whenever i listen to mssp i feel like one of the BROS. Love the pod. Only one i can listen to all the time

[@c.m.bigler]

I seen this episode 10 times and just caught Shane sneaking a Bon Jovi lyric into the convo in the 1:14:00th minute...and it was undetected.

[@Cotyhale]

You guys get me through the work day thanks

[@BadGoyz4Life]

Who else tuggin their horse tail basking in this excellence

[@puddintaine4556]

You're actually p'anchin' your asshole hair? These Matt fans...

[@enterpassword3313]

Ummmmm......

[@Fourteener]

48:11 - Shrek 1 story

[@magicman9552]

I feel like saying 'All Disney did was draw a mouse' is a crazy take. Making animation back then was like doing real magic, and then to build a media empire on that that defines the animation standard across the world long after you died, vs. what? Making good beats?

[@auralplex]

Vs self proclaiming to be a genius and having the lower 5% of the IQ range uphold the notion.

[@Bambam-]

Banger of a pod, blessed be the dawgz diving into past scriptures 🙏

[@ZeranZeran]

Bro I still want to know what he meant by Shrek 2 It seems like a nonsense joke.. but Shane seems to passionatley appreciate the distinctions between Shrek 1 and Shrek 2 (I'm not autistic at all)

[@genie3531]

@@ZeranZeranhe mentions the meaning later in this pod

[@curtisarnold9245]

Matt and Shane look like the kid from second hand lions, but a different points in life.

[@DT61636]

Thats actually a great observation dude.

[@ryanmclaughlin512]

Word

[@papasazombie5971]

Holy smokes your absolutely right.

[@nickmurray2267]

Lol nice one dude

[@lobo80085]

I can't unsee this

[@some-replies]

I didnt know people like matt made it that long. Figured they all drowned after high school

[@rachel_Cochran]

😂😂😂

[@charliec2966]

MATT WAS LIFEGUARD OF THE YEAR 3X

[@charliec2966]

MATT'S FIRST TWO MAIN TOES ON HIS FEET ARE WEBBED TOGETHER. SICK GENETICS.

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

he has kids dude isn’t that fucked up

[@williamohora4415]

shane may actually be a genius, ive literally never laughed at "crap" before and the bois had my abs cramped up

[@zakkoehler12]

Don’t worry Shane, I caught that Bon Jovi reference. Totally Shrek 1.

[@3bschannelb]

Got too excited with the G-Unit talk. These are my boys now

[@terrybird993]

50 cent and Game are great, the rest of G-unit is garbage...

[@norgepalm7315]

@@terrybird993 the game sucks

[@cbh148]

“Wouldn’t Get Far” is incredible.

[@auroraborealis13579]

“Halt, sugar” 🕺🏽... 😂😂😂

[@loganmarcus6516]

The way these guys have debated Ye over the years has brought me much joy

[@mozeeyyy]

who else here has to crap in 2024

[@mewgilly]

First comment to come up as I’m on the shitter

[@LuisCastro-yp3np]

Constantly

[@ThiccRick-st2te]

Howdy

[@rafaelbattle6896]

B dubs blazing wings dump

[@callumcover152]

2027🙏

[@brandonp8119]

Pre snl bullsheet casts on the radio dawgz channel is a gold mine

[@zackflora6165]

I would watch "Comedians in a car getting antiques"

[@stistage29]

Matt not picking up Shane’s Bon Jovi reference is hilarious.

[@hunter_hult]

This podcast is Shrek 1...

[@spacebasely]

Shrek 1 has become my Shrek 1. KZbin won’t stop auto playing it

[@Truffle_Pup]

27:54 - The greatest cross examination in all of history.

[@-Llama_95]

Getting the recommendation to buy or rent Shrek 1 on KZbin beneath this video was icing on the cake for me

[@Joshmo1234]

Ep 321, how am I just finding this? Now I have somethin to binge, sweet!

[@andrewfisher7146]

“But well, in his defense he is a counter puncher, so it’s obvious that she hit first” Matt is a legend for this line.

[@mohammadelahi5091]

Saw them live in Dallas. Was amazing!

[@NikolaiRogich]

Was just two guys with microphones bullshitting and are now two massive cultural influences. Really incredible.

[@Mostly.Peaceful]

1:16:57 Thomas Crapper was an English businessman and plumber. He founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London, a sanitary equipment company. Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock. He improved the S-bend plumbing trap in 1880 by inventing the U-bend. Wikipedia

[@cadencloud8865]

3 years old and I still come back for more. Praise the good lord

[@DrBrule-ht2ms]

As someone born and raised in California I can confirm it is a hellscape

[@shawnconklin6780]

Thank god Matt stopped slurping and gulping his drinks directly into the mic

[@victoriah5397]

jersey dawg here. i can confirm everything that was said

[@andrewhapple3422]

Jersey dawg seconding the confirmation

[@victoriah5397]

@@andrewhapple3422 ay yo dawg what part of jersey you from?

[@dirkfvnk]

left lane is the autobahn lane

[@andrewhapple3422]

@@victoriah5397 north Jersey City area

[@victoriah5397]

@@andrewhapple3422 i’m in middlesex county, 15 mins from new brunswick

[@danielcoyne2383]

This podcast is still Shrek 1 in 2024

[@MrTr3sL3wis]

It's wild that the topics came back in present day

[@ajhope023]

We’ve gone full circle 😂😂

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

1:15:08 Matt slips in "Sorry it's a symphony" so clean it doesnt even register.

[@SimpleSock]

American flag backdrop is by far the best era of the show, they're a little too lethargic on the couch.

[@wyattearp97]

matts long drawn out "really" makes me laugh every time 😂😂

[@frankrizzo2949]

Cool goatee bro..words never said unless you were on the 93' Phillies

[@michaelmercer5017]

Ive been listening to the DAwgS at work and it gets me through the day thank you boys, prase trump 24!!

[@mattsealey4314]

I love that this autoplays after any Dillon JRE clip

[@cmccuan]

My kids don’t even know about the sequels or spinoffs. Shrek 1 is simply, canonically Shrek. That’s all anyone needs.

[@tech_nog4520]

That Bon Jovi reference did Mach 10 right over Matt’s head

[@jasperdinardi9040]

Listening in August 2024. Shane predicted the future 6:40

[@harrisonwaddell9096]

They prophesied their Texan future.

[@isaiahbray9312]

Can happily say my boomer grandmother has props for making me watch, harry potter, star wars and lotr

[@jpxgs]

i wish she taught you how to use english instead

[@isaiahbray9312]

@@jpxgs Oh man the insecurity I feel from the criticism of my literary prowess is insurmountable. I wish I wasn’t intoxicated when I commented, I had the belief our dog pound was a safe place for the mentally challenged. Sincerest apologies choad ❤️❤️

[@bigleaguejew3101]

The amount of lying and fabrication Matt does is so funny

[@stantonh1452]

Shut up ya big league Jew

[@cbh148]

Just curious, which things did he lie about? I’m new to these pods but he’s seemed pretty consistent with his stories from what I’ve heard so far.

[@DonkeyHotay794]

He's just a bro. There are two sayings: "I might be wrong, but I'm not lying." And "I might be lying, but I'm not wrong." Much love Matt, and awesome spesh.

[@ihatequinnnn]

Here we go again, here at work on a Monday morning, listening Shrek 1

[@reverendfink779]

"there's nothin he can't not do" CAN HE DRAW A MOUSE

[@apexoutlaws]

Shane quoting Bon Jovi by saying 'It's your life, it's now or never" and it going over Matt's head was Shrek 1

[@treybrown3798]

Shoutout Riggins shoutout ZEUS

[@squidincsquid]

Shout out tabalts hole

[@LORDHoekalledGAuhEY69TH]

shoutouts to Jax and tibbalt, hell shoutouts to sport gomez and big shout out to whatever invertebrate or reptile that Amico keeps in a terrarium as a pet and you know just in case food Runs Out as supper

[@evanbelcher7764]

I dont know what to after i hear al of shane and mats pods and recordings i work at a shit factory for like 8 to 12 a day this is quite literally the only thing keeping me goin

[@2soups895]

Cant believe Shane didnt get SNL just heard the news and I'm devastated...

[@jprz3837]

Look at the boy now.. I still come back and revisit these old pods

[@joelb360]

Texan here, and yes, our BBQ is so great that it is hard not to eat entirely too much...

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Lemaire, step into my office please. Why? Because you're fuckin' fired.

[@sno-cone6052]

43:25... when Matt says, "Indian Headrest." Lol. Shane just repeated Headrest and didn't even grill him. True Dawg!!

[@mikew3194]

I'm not a lawyer but Shane's touring should be tax exempt on religious grounds.

[@n3rdstuffz]

6:42 man things really never change 😂

[@mccrispy008]

Kanye and dunkems are the true geniuses of our generation

[@deezlesteezle]

As far as I'm concerned, it's dunk thems.

[@OpenThrottle47]

Shrek 2 is one of the few sequels that outperforms the first

[@jesserico6385]

Shane looks like Peyton manning got stung by a bee

[@kyleofe2]

Matt not knowing how billionaires work is the most Shaman thing.

[@poweramulets1725]

"i think it was a bukowski book" 1:16:00 turns out to be Cannery Row's intro by Steinbeck

[@bwasgt]

Great book

[@mikesantander6923]

The Texas dawgz came full circle

[@whitegoodman833]

I'm so fucking happy I found these guys lmao

[@booognish]

Dawgz*

[@3thanmichael]

Matt roasting Rosenberg is based 16:39

[@DrewNelson-bs5zs]

Lemaire better not disrespect Walt Disney again

[@VhectorDesignStudio]

Dude, Shane's preditions on the Woke Crap going for a long time, and Biden plunging this country into an Energy Crisis was spot on! Holy crap!

[@booates]

was kinda obvious, anyone who thought "normalcy" would return was coping beyond belief

[@joshuaspadafora4742]

come for shane, stay for matt

[@andrewwiest4685]

Wooo, Matt went full Kanye here bois

[@joeaverage5934]

57:10 "Shrek 1" was the correct answer

[@HeronMarkHero]

God, Country, Matt

[@penjuan3603]

Any new Dawgs learning some sick vocab in 2024?

[@wisterV]

LeMaire is in the N-Pac party ✊🏿 Conservative blacks for progress 🎅🏿