ep 337- The Invisible Man

[@thetragicschoolbuspodcast]

re-watching old MSSP dawg pound episodes in 2024... I think this is one of my favorites.

[@malinko35]

LeMaire looks like Hermes Conrad from Futurama. Who is played by a guy named Phil *LeMar* . Coincidence? I think not.

[@pizzlepayne91]

Sweet ghost of Babylon!

[@ashvsthedeadite6091]

My manwhich!

[@BurnoutBushido]

Whoa dood

[@ivanaquino9661]

The best comment I've seen so far lol

[@ElkinsEric]

I’m hearing X-files music in the background of my mind as I read this...

[@Meekmillan]

Me and my homie once played baseball with frogs after it rained. We were like 12. Talked about it a few years later and swore to never speak of it again, felt terrible lol. Now I go out my way to help them out, been feeding the ones on my porch, they actually rock with cheese and French fries. It’s reparations for the atrocities committed on their ancestors

[@ChimenyDust]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@JamesonMusic808]

It took a second to understand. At first I thought you meant you played baseball while frogs were on the field and I couldn’t understand why you felt bad. Then it hit me like your bat to a frog

[@cognitive_lucidty]

this is a good, heartwarming story. thank you for sharing.

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

It’s reality testing homie, I think most men have a few stories like this from when they were boys. Kind of you take care of them now though, they’re fun little guys 👍

[@ngonzales3781]

Thats progress

[@TheRealMrMustache]

“You’re gaslighting me! No you’re just losing an argument.” I love you so much Shane

[@OB-806]

Lemaire is so much better as a guest than a producer. This ep rocked.

[@justgarethsphone9663]

Wtf is he wearing though, imagine lemorp on a motorcross track lol

[@HanSoloxcs]

He kinda sucks at both

[@allthesmallthings1041]

Gotta love him

[@PushupsNMushrooms]

This man is too powerful mentally. GET HIM

[@jordishima]

@@HanSoloxcsnah

[@talbotdorr682]

Holy fucking shit when Shane said “the girl in The Invisible Man is no where near hot enough to be with this billionaire guy” I swear to god the exact actress that popped into my head was Elizabeth Moss, the actress from the movie. Idk how I thought of that, I’ve never seen the movie and don’t remember watching any trailers for it at all. She just lives in my head as the unattractive actress 😂

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

If plain looking was a person

[@fredsavage9900]

Her on the invisible man poster 👁👄👁

[@Bigolebungus]

@@fredsavage9900damn, that is her face to a T

[@fredsavage9900]

@@Bigolebungus thank you for validating this i can’t stop seeing it

[@dudestep]

She could conceivably play a character that is attractive but she’d have to do good acting so that ain’t happening

[@jsp7218]

This was a hilarious episode. Lemaire in a Power Ranger sweat suit at the gym drinking soda had me dying

[@skvllfvkk8601]

LeMaire definitely has a full body anime girl pillow.

[@johncee]

14:45 where the movie talk picks up for the returning wandering dawgs like myself

[@vandalman8]

Thank you

[@Justbecause2020]

Thank u

[@JTU46]

A scholar and a gentleman

[@jsp7218]

Lemaire as a guest > Lemaire as a producer

[@Terminxman]

gotta say, Lemaire adds nothing to the podcast in either position. Then you find out here that on top of being just some like braindead stoner n, he just kills birds for fun

[@ialmightydark4644]

@@TerminxmanI thought he was like a major part of the podcast

[@neggit2063]

Just when I thought he was out...they pulled him back in!!!

[@draindraindrain_7242]

Just like Sil

[@mrdrprof99]

Lemaire used "enjoyable guest" It was super effective!

[@ihategarydiamond]

Love it

[@nwr477]

LEMORP. GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN. ❤

[@SmokeSherm]

im cool with Lamorp being fired but i still want him in the background smoking weed every ep. his swags on 300 tho

[@mxmang]

Hell yeah

[@Oirseecir]

Why did he get fired

[@SmokeSherm]

@@Oirseecir because he was bad at the job

[@qwerty6574]

​@@Oirseecirbc he's _______ 😂

[@NatsTown]

Matt: That's the auroraboros Shane: The Northern Lights Matt: The serpent completing itself 50:08

[@Threestars307]

Resident evil

[@Vicegrips11]

Its the wesker

[@jarreddeaker2454]

Aurora borealis

[@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969]

Steamed ham

[@AmB39]

Lol brilliant

[@kbcarroll]

LEMORP HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO GUEST

[@THCMusicBlog]

working out in a power ranger shirt because its fkin morphin time

[@boosh90]

*LAmorphin' time

[@parthgupta8881]

It's morbin time?

[@laurafromga5875]

I always support my dawgs.

[@conmane6346]

How did you comment 12 minutes ago if the video came out 9 minutes ago..

[@laurafromga5875]

@@conmane6346 I possess magic.

[@charwest5892]

@@laurafromga5875 only non dog brains possess magic

[@xThePsychoNautx]

I have nothing but the upmost respect for the Dawgz. They never sold out or apologized for the B.S. they tried to nail em for. Didn't sell out to a network like Chrissy D.

[@scottshoe842]

@Matt he pushes boundaries dawg. Quit being a spurge

[@H8nb8n]

This episode should have been called The Sheer Force of a Human Being Against a Frog

[@justintyler4693]

No, Black Ranger

[@mytzyxptlyx]

Damn Lemorp looks like the rancor.

[@ElkinsEric]

Nah he’s Hermès Conrad off Futurama

[@mytzyxptlyx]

@@ElkinsEric You ever see the pic where hes slobbering on himself? Tell me that aint the dead ass Rancor with a gate on its head.

[@ElkinsEric]

@@mytzyxptlyx link to pic? Never seen it.

[@nrvous_250gt]

Google it its so accurate​@@ElkinsEric

[@andrewhart6200]

I love this version of Shane - speaks his mind much more honest-like....his takes are very intelligent - they're distracted as time went on - like it's really interesting to listen to some of these takes - he's spot on with his assessment of UFO stuff!

[@cryingnowcryinglater]

The "I bet you I dont" and the "Racist Aliens" takes me tf out every time

[@ryannelson4470]

Shane noticing the bandaid on LeMaire’s neck 53 minutes in is hilarious

[@d_clarence6174]

I read your comment just as I got to this point in the episode, kind of freaked me out

[@hazeofthegreensmoke505]

Google erased my comment about getting Spud and Mulldog on the show

[@joshuamoniodis6555]

‘Spergcast cometh

[@malinko35]

probably triggered some filter word

[@robertschneider779]

that CANNOT happen. Bringing the 4 Aspies of the Apocalypse together at one time will trigger the spergogeddeon and bring the end of our world. Bands of tards will roam the streets while the spergs rule from their towers, enslaving dog girls as sex slaves and the chinee for manual labor.

[@DaZese]

How the fuck has no one else said this yet?! Now I'm gay

[@slidethedoss239]

POOSAD CONFIRMED

[@rollinwifdabigboys13]

When lemaire said “we’ll here’s the thing about AI” I laughed so hard

[@Esotericdactyl]

“I thought i was gunna be the juiceman” 😂

[@onetoolfan]

Lemaires head is like if Ryan Gosling had needed to put on a black person stunt mask in the movie Drive (2011).

[@filmbotreviews]

hahaha bro...I'm 3 years late but that reference is top notch 😂

[@matthoover3674]

Yo. Dawg reporting from rural sw Missouri, meth farmers was spot on.

[@nuckels188]

Thoughts and prayers

[@dtice69]

Californian inbound: we have meth'd up pot farmers in Humboldt. And meth'd up regular farmers in the central valley too.

[@ElkinsEric]

Y’all should see small towns across WV, meth zombies are taking over.

[@andrewforce6516]

@@ElkinsEric the meth and opiod numbers in WV are staggering.

[@Sofnuuy]

Yo are the water people real?

[@jacquep2363]

Lemaire’s presence is magical.

[@How_2_Guru]

And gay

[@NZand]

I’d be extremely interested to see what Shane’s thoughts on the movie Gone Girl would be

[@jackbrown3270]

ANY movie would be funny. he should start a movie review channel that would be sick.

[@bannydrown5465]

Dude I got in a yelling argument with my then-girlfriend about that movie when it came out

[@scramblebluejay1559]

Can you give us a hint? I'm not watching a movie i know i will hate

[@demond2134]

Good movie..Shitty ending

[@resmarted]

@@bannydrown5465 Lol please tell me more

[@Vikings1998]

The intro is nothing short of perfect. Best intro in the history of podcasting

[@hughjass7101]

I came for Lemorp, then I watched the show.

[@christopherferry5757]

Shanes robot impression of the word "Milleau" - 27:30. Hahaha, so funny.

[@OGbqze]

I used to swing a stick so hard and hit lightning bugs and they would splatter like fireworks. I also used to catch small bluegill and as they were still on the hook my friend and I would whip them around like 5 times as fast as we could and slam them onto the concrete.

[@Gunsyn97]

Dude 😂

[@NateDogg187]

I used to feed lightning bugs to a toad and you could see them light up inside the toad. Shit was fire.

[@joemama4473]

You would not believe your eyes, if you smashed a million fireflies

[@OGbqze]

@@joemama4473 LIT up the world as they sprung a leak🤣

[@redditman3701]

@@NateDogg187no way😂

[@littlemac844]

We want more Gilly and Keeves!!!!!

[@rhodeisland_]

Lemaire watches power rangers needs to be a show! Just Lemaire breaking down the adventures of the power bois

[@bailsandbangers7070]

Stoeffers was a pick and roll play for dads that had to watch their kids in the 90s.

[@c.m.bigler]

Thanks guys, I'm barely older than Matt and Shane, but you might as well bury my old ass when no one on the pod remembers the long time running ad campaign that was unavoidable during any antenna based TV viewing of "Stouffer's nothing comes closer to home" set to those dulcet tones.

[@ajones5683]

This episode made me realize how much I miss Lamorp’s laugh.

[@Husapalooza]

Nice to comeback to these older episodes. Before they become big shot texas boyz

[@Jimlamp1576]

“You really must pay” “Baby it’s cold out there” “I swear I’m not gay” “Baby it’s bad out there”

[@blainelongjohn4210]

Lol dude when he told that story I fkn lost it. The whole “no big deal” look on lemaire’s face was gold

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

The “White Power” Ranger….very subtle and very funny Shane 😅

[@hyperbolicechochamber]

Shane nailed it. 😆It sucks that this new movie eclipses searches for the classic 1933 Invisible Man and the H.G. Wells novel. Hollow Man is also a very different story, but at least they had the decency to change the title. The original character was so much more compelling. Since it's a high tech suit he puts on the new guy doesn't even have the excuse of chemically induced madness to be a petty, vindictive ex willing to throw his life away to terrorize one person.

[@mikeromero7149]

Make no mistake this is the best podcast ever!!!!! I’m saying this after just one week of listening to it!!!

[@lunchbag_larry]

the red ranger murdered a couple by tying them to their boat anchor and tossing them overboard

[@roccos2311]

Another power ranger killed his roommate with a sword. What did they do to them on that set?!

[@scottshoe842]

I’m so dumb, I thought “red ranger” was either a pirate or an old west gun slinger.

[@mrdrprof99]

Which Red Ranger did that!?

[@bracero27]

Yellow ranger died in a car accident

[@maxh9579]

That wasnt Red Ranger just some kid who was in the show a few times. But yeah he did tie a older couple to an anchor and throw them overboard

[@orenthalsimpson]

Had to cut that Will Smith song down for youtube

[@T6A6N6D]

chopped and screwed off that cough syrup

[@jonniedoughnuts5814]

Zordon was like the grand wizard of Oz. He was really some shriveled old dude in a tube. With a bunch of lights and speakers

[@ClintEatswood]

Needs to have the marked segments in the timeline, i bet lemorp did those, rip

[@jsp7218]

Lemaire's 🐸 story will haunt my nightmares

[@cody8804]

14:00 when Shane said heroin always leads to fire I thought for sure he was going to say you nod off on heroin and drop your cigarette on a mattress

[@seancalhoun4889]

As a Blackman Shane black man voice is hilarious “aye man get that thang outta here” 😂

[@BobbyDirt]

I’ve never laughed so hard at an intro in my life 😢😂 the 2 brokeback dudes hugging right when the beat drops, my god I’m in tears 😂

[@jakekorus8749]

One of the best eps I've listened to. Well done dawgs 🔥🔥

[@GeneralBlorp]

New intro worth its weight in Rocky Mountain chowder.

[@shrimpscampin]

i love how the alien voice started out normal then just devolved into the woodman 😂

[@Shogunslossy]

Lamaire is my favorite human alive I love these old episodes

[@dustinfitz4651]

Matt saying Ouroboros and shane thinking he said Aurora borealis had me in tears. 50:05

[@DaZese]

I love this more than my cat named Marmalade.

[@nateclasen]

I’ve replayed this so much every day since it came out. Such a fun episode lol

[@MisterRawgers]

That alien bit was gold 😂

[@naylik2562]

veryuuuh foreignuluuh extraterestruuuuh

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Genuinely happy to already see Lemaire back on here, great fucking cast fellas.

[@Marky1234-u9j]

"My limit would be nothing I'll do whatever for the podcast" spoken like a true dawg 😂

[@jlogable]

I'm glad MSSP canceled Lemorp, that show would have ruined his career

[@turdferguson9452]

“Fuck, well we listened to them. They flew” is a genius premise entirely improvised by Shane

[@dccd9451]

I like how hollow man takes that concept but goes hard in the paint with the creepin

[@shrimpscampin]

50:08 shane mixing up aurora borealis and ouroborous was so funny 💀

[@BeRoyal37]

Matt is killin the intros.

[@derMight]

How quick mcckuckeees brain went from how do you protect yourself from a 5 and 3/4 to wakanda up is just astoundingly hilarious

[@DeckofLies]

Shane saying the Invisible Man fucked her while invisible is really just him misremembering the movie lol. He replaced her birth control without telling her so she was just unexpectedly pregnant. Movie had a lot of potential honestly, but a couple things the writers just went overboard on with the white woman fantasy shit, really killed it.

[@tapio906]

Damn those childhood stories are like the beginning to a serial killer documentary

[@mattnykamp]

this was the funniest ep in so fucking long. wow, pure gold

[@robbaholic]

37:35 “Where is David Duke?” killed me 😂

[@theironemald8779]

Matt saying “like a common ren?” Is just too funny

[@joedirt5720]

P.S... A 8 is NOT a pint 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 Measurements are the same REGARDLESS if it Lean or not... A pint will ALWAYS be 16 oz😂

[@banksy2]

Lemar, always our dawg

[@Tyr808]

I respect the hell out of Lemaire’s phd in Power Rangers. That was always a dope show, and Jesus Christ did that intro go hard.

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

I always wondered why rock moves were super effective against flying Pokémon….

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Hell Yeah! Matt, Shane and Lemaire Rule!!!!!

[@Cthuski]

Easily in the top 5 best mssp eps

[@jaredward8935]

Oh it would be the actress from Handmaid's tale. I swear that show ruined my last relationship. TBH she probably just figured out how shallow I was when I wouldn't watch a show with a lead female character.

[@theSuperviLLain_est]

14:15 n on lmao the straw, Invisible Man synopsis, it’s gold 😂

[@Gumbercules001]

Lemorp is an absolute sweetheart

[@ottomonne6247]

power ranger sketch with Shane as the Zordon-floating head bro guy, PLEASE

[@liamkennaway7857]

The goats back at it again

[@johnsun2039]

I took a 7 iron from the rough to a frog. I still have sweaty guilt-induced night terrors once a week

[@charwest5892]

thats extra brutal... one time i stomped on a rat while on the phone with a comcast customer service rep. Was a whirlwind of emotions. I can still feel and hear the crunch to this day. Luckily I was wearing shoes.

[@vincentrosethorn4886]

Dad was a contractor and, while on the job site, one of his coworkers had a rat run up his pants’ leg. He had to crush it inside the pants, before it got to his groin, but it still managed to bite and claw blood from his thigh. It’s why I tuck my pants’ legs into my boots, during similar situations, to this day.

[@x3xGR33Dx]

Lemaire's like a specialist in all nerd knowledge

[@lane546]

16:51 “Man he be gaslightin’ you” 😂

[@YoYo-wo3lm]

More ranger talk please

[@dylan_1884]

The og invisible man from the 30s is SICK and I’m mad there’s so many shitty derivatives of it. It might even be the best universal monsters movie. A truly wild ride.

[@EZ-123]

Give LeMaire, 3rd mic!

[@Hardcastle83]

Honestly this was a great ep, lemorph is just a respectful laugh track, they should have him on all the time.

[@DaZese]

Any dawgz seeing Shane on March 20th in Indy? Im fuckin pumped

[@daveslow84]

Shane saying "Ew!" gives me way too much joy😅

[@chainsawvsgod384]

Well, was nice seeing Lemaire again right up until he started talking about brutally executing small animals.

[@Terminxman]

I streamed this movie like late at night in bed when it came out and thought it was pretty good, but hearing Shane break it down makes me realize how goofy it is.

[@donavynarriola1416]

Matt bringing back the OG.

[@jesusjuarez4166]

Matt is going to LOVE the avatar guru saga, from last airbender.

[@drewinsur7321]

31:22 "have fun rotting in jail" "I bet i won't" lmaoooo

[@ncmpltsntncs7492]

Sippin some ciddies for my dawgs

[@twodoorsfewerwh0res553]

I think you mean cidies, unless you actually meant kiddies. Either way, respect.

[@MoonDevoured]

52:40 56:25 Lemaire squishing animals is somehow not surprising but it's fucking hilarious

[@tom-vf1xv]

no. its sick. lemorp is sick.

[@mohammedzainulaabideen8991]

Lemorp as a guest should be a regular thing.