Ep 367 - Anti-Football (feat. Chris O'Connor)

[@lilmac4202]

I was shocked when I saw Shane’s shoes have laces. Thought for sure they would’ve been velcro.

[@christianshaw9102]

🤣

[@ryanhansen1296]

Matt ties him up for the pod

[@bonkerzisgood]

His legs are surprisingly lithe and flexible for a man of his stature

[@ryanfields3922]

Hilarious comment dude 🤝

[@gucciprison7640]

@@bonkerzisgood Bro peep those tree trunks when he wears shorts. bro wears trees for legs.

[@CreepinJesusC]

Matt does come with chill male nurse energy.

[@joelregan628]

Brooooo Lmfaooooooo I told my girl this last week when we watched the pod 😂😂😂😂

[@TheworldengineBeeps]

He would be a NASTY male nurse

[@jessarhodes6196]

Matt got them greys n ahit

[@ogarcia3387]

Perfect

[@Johnny1.0]

Chiropractor

[@SuperTmacin]

holy shit shane actually called it. Harris vs Trump 1:02:55

[@alexlozowskij6364]

But probably closer than he expected

[@bosie54321]

@@alexlozowskij6364 He wasnt expecting the "blue no matter who" movement. He knows she is dumb 3 years ago, girls voting for her didnt know her back then at all

[@tbsteez]

And he fucking won, SHANE THE PROPHET

[@juice6199]

​@@tbsteezPRAISE THE POD, IT TELLS THE FUTURE

[@jetorixjones]

My dad calls soccer "commie kickball", a very Pro-Football move.

[@MrAs2114eva]

He ain't wrong

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Foot fairies

[@jefflabbecomedy]

"You're going dry hand? And you're circ'd? This is... Chaos." 😂

[@AESTHETIK--MUSIK]

Watching this 3 years later right after the election is WILD how correct the dawgz were!

[@jarnold1789]

The have foretold many prophecies over the years

[@nuckels188]

GET GRUDEN ON THE CAST

[@jessehenley6415]

I've listened to Shane's special 3 times and last 2 days been nothing but binging this podcast 🤣

[@taradicoff3149]

Welcome aboard

[@jvb6961]

Don’t forget the Old Testament

[@taradicoff3149]

No doubt.

[@technicolorvisiontv4614]

Share with friends

[@westxranchin]

Awesome Broski ! Welcome

[@kendalwiebe]

The intro mashup is quickly becoming my favorite part

[@nextbizzy]

I normally like them but thought this one was a miss

[@steviechampagne]

@@nextbizzyi thought this one was a hit fr

[@blastovich]

Shoutout to Shane for having a dong scar like a James bond villains face

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

His character name is Odd Knob

[@blastovich]

@@KingDomsKingdom85 nice

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

@@KingDomsKingdom85 Chode Finger?

[@1lmace_]

10:55 Matt kills me because he's about to say he had the same thing but Shane interjects with "how hard are you wacking off?" Matt's face changes and then just says "good question" hahaha

[@steezycheezeyfries5930]

I mix up chris and Matt's voices when I'm stoned listening and playing Xbox . I didn't even know Chris was in this episode

[@vampmode9132]

If matt took a xanax

[@TheShahofIrann]

As someone who’s stoned listening and playing PlayStation, I agree with that statement.

[@ThisNachoFriend]

I literally did this exact same thing, when this episode started I was doing some hard-core gaming and thought it was just Matt, tripped me out when I finally looked down at the screen.

[@theramplocal]

Same

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

I'm doing cayo heist setups and I keep doing the same thing 😂 I look and the wrong person is talking 😂😂😂

[@Flint-Dibble-the-Don]

The rootenest tootenest John fucking Grudenest podcast in the nation.

[@MoarMike]

Calling Goodell a maggot should get you a medal in my book

[@misoguapo2946]

Ole Chucky said some words got every body upset 🤣

[@EastboundAndDowns]

The fact that he had to resign over that is ridiculous. Sorry that a professional football coach has some non-PC language and antiquated views on homosexuality.

[@michaelkhan7012]

The comments only made me think he's a cool dude, what's all the outrage for? lol

[@FamousActor_AlPacenis]

@@EastboundAndDowns Gruden’s the man but he may be the last of the boomer relics. I mean that people didn’t change they just know not to say things like that with receipts. I see Jon Gruden being caught off by the idea of them even having a 10 year old e-mail of his. I’m sure in 1908 some guy started a bike shop a few months before the Model T was released. A year later when he was homeless he was thinking I wish I would’ve known that was mf possible. Same applies with Gruden he’s smart enough that had he known this was the future I’m sure he would have just called Bruce Allen.

[@lucasmclean2534]

he called the 2024 election 3 years early wtf

[@guesswho343]

Gilly and keeves should do a Jon Gruden's QB Camp short it would be epic 🤣😅😂

[@mike6474]

how does a haiku have this many likes

[@tobi_versace]

Matt should be famous. Dude is insanely funny

[@andrewlemay2491]

Yea

[@gavinmiller9856]

He tours.

[@jamiepasquariello2652]

He is now

[@MoonDevoured]

he's one of the most naturally funny dudes I've ever stumbled across

[@daveconrad6562]

Him and Shane are like yin yang

[@dougrobinson1171]

I knew Shane could play through the pain.

[@m0str33t]

Shane the shoe game really solidifies the whole almost r worded look.

[@THCMusicBlog]

air cushioned for hard aRch support

[@waterpanda222]

@@THCMusicBlog damn son

[@georgesorossevilnose6478]

Your not downs with his kicks?

[@THCMusicBlog]

@@georgesorossevilnose6478 glare jordans

[@THCMusicBlog]

@@georgesorossevilnose6478 no balance

[@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka]

In the 7th grade my peen suffered a hurdle jumping accident in PE class The scar turned into a freckle right next to my pea hole, it looks a speck of poo Thanks for letting me tell you about this

[@thernius4284]

Hey quick question to Chris, does water increase the density of sand? Asking for a friend, thanks champ

[@lopezepol75]

GOOTTEEEM

[@westxranchin]

HA!

[@Daniel9-2]

Yo get em billy

[@IncredibleHodor]

Bulk density? Like Bill’s Bulk Density? That’s Bill’s nightclub

[@christopherpartain674]

proper.

[@Tommyyy23]

42:30 this whole bit of them making fun of Chris (O’contact) and his senior quote and them all doing the Jamaican accent was hilarious🤣🤣😭😭

[@pirateofsteeze]

I’ve never seen socks with dirty ankles before.

[@vincebay1798]

Never worked?

[@whitegoodman833]

Lighting a joint and gonna enjoy a nice O'Contact bullying session. Our God is good.

[@ChaseE97]

1:02:50 spot on 3 years early lmao

[@korytrevor9597]

Love these KZbin intros, I miss them on Spotify

[@ejdolo]

My high school football coach got fired for saying a kid tackles like a Fairy.

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Bummer

[@cooperbarner2916]

Sounds like some anti football administration bull crap

[@TheStupidestBitch]

My high school football coach told the team to "get your butthole tight! don't be gay!" and kept his job. This was 20+ years ago, though.

[@RustCole01]

Did the kid tackle like a fairy tho?

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Sad stuff to fire a coach for that.

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

"Have your daughter get a full ride for playing womans lacrosse but you'll have a lesbian daughter" hahahah🤣🤣

[@tbsteez]

1:03:05 holy shit Shane actually called the fuck out of this, some prophetic shit right here

[@Gaiphaggit]

I imagine Matt’s tinder page somehow looked like an angelfire site

[@qwerty722]

Shane doing Chris crying in Rasta/patois at 1:00:00 got me laughing my ass off

[@Usertrappedindatabase]

aight boys, this podcast too real, i feel parasocial, through my drinking and laying back, i literally forgot i was watching a youtube video, i thought i was just hanging with the dawgs. Where my dawgs at, we gotta support matt and shane, they're the last bastion of chilling in 2021. boys, stay well, love ya guys. also making comments on youtube is cringe. don't be me. fml aight good talk

[@djdelicato]

This rules. You rule.

[@harryfeuerbach6472]

We’re ballers

[@friendofWangYu]

it indeed, does not rule, and is indeed, cringe

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

This dawg needs some dawgs

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

​@@friendofWangYunice comma work

[@cloudbloom]

41:41 how much of a power move would it be for Chris to have "WELCOME TO JAMROCK" as his profile quote

[@mizzle1788]

Holy shit the three of you guys talking like Chet Hanks had me rolling. Big ups to muh secret podcast boi

[@auroraborealis13579]

A pothos, a money plant, a monstera, a spider plant or aloe?, and a ficus! Who’s house is this? I love it!

[@auroraborealis13579]

@H K thanks, babe! You don’t love greenery in the house? It adds oxygen, some life, some green, (which is a calming color). And ya gotta care foe them. So when I see dudes with plants, it’s a good sign. Cannabis and bonsai alike. Those two take extra special care! 💚

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Matt quoting Radar Love as "red hot lovin" killed me

[@2WheelsTrav]

Bro i about wrecked my truck at that "its a waiting game now" 😂😂😂

[@kylemcgill2966]

*Now we are getting spoiled. Wow. How great is our God?*

[@djdelicato]

God is a dawg

[@madelinehall6750]

Yesss I was hoping you would have some things to say about the Gruden situation 😂 and Shane, I am a girl fan and patron of MSSP all on my own. I actually made my husband watch your special with me. I just wanted you to know you have a true lady fan in me 🤙 after hearing you on podcasts say you don't have any.

[@MERKINMERICAN]

Dude. The start of this podcast has ever in tears.

[@Brian-em8ey]

The irony that Shane might have given himself Peyronie's disease. Bent hoagies for life.

[@mattsabeast5]

That's caused by breaking or perforating the interior blood vessels that fill the shaft. Our boys gonna be shooting straight as always don't worry

[@Tommyyy23]

1:02:50 shane literally called the 2024 election and how it’s going to go 3 years in advanced🤣😭

[@Meta4Monky]

Just started watching. The new environment, the new set and setting has got me in a high state of titillation

[@brooke2170]

Could use more plants.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@brooke2170 haha

[@brooke2170]

@@KingDomsKingdom85 women aren't funny don't get caught mister lol

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

@@brooke2170 that was, i hadnt even noticed the jungle in the background til i read your comment 😂

[@Theswitchy1]

I've been saying room temp water is better due to the chugability factor

[@dheck8887]

Outstanding entro fellas!!

[@mysonisanembarrassment]

I cannot deny, that intro was slick. S/O Gardini

[@yogert96]

Honestly think Matt makes those

[@mysonisanembarrassment]

@@yogert96 Pantene is great for split hairs

[@yogert96]

@@mysonisanembarrassment wasn’t trying to be mean, thought it was a pretty cool fact

[@mysonisanembarrassment]

@@yogert96 just yanking yer chain bud

[@zachjones1716]

My family is a bunch of Italians who love the cowboys and the dolphins and live in a similar area lolol

[@thomasparra18]

Thanks again boys.. always a good hang. 😆

[@mateomateo9114]

1:02:50 Shane called it years ago

[@mrkrabs3845]

This episode is goat’d for the Far Side/ Gary Larson shout out

[@TheTokyoPartners]

44:53 😂😂 Drexel man singing anything ... bus driva

[@maddabber316]

LMFAO Shane had his bird butterflied

[@MoonDevoured]

man, the first 10min of this episode.. so much wincing and laughing 😅

[@tylerwinkler8590]

What a turn of events that rfk jr is the guest this week

[@ThedeadlyOG]

Glad to know my dad wasn’t the only one that tested the doors while I showered. You rule hard gard dawg

[@whocares2214]

1:01:56 .....this aged perfectly

[@MRxDLMFAO]

Is this the greatest funniest pod of all time??? I laughed the whole time

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

“He broke that tackle.. then he got fucking trucked by homophobia” 😂

[@BITIBbox]

This episode is prophetic, they called the 2024 election!

[@BrandonAilion]

I've done that same shit, blood everywhere, panic and pain

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Yep same here mate, i thought someone had spiked my drink with anticoagulants.

[@DylanLukeLosasso]

shout out O'connies, RIP to the Bulls bird

[@talkoholic13]

Shane's reggae freestyle was actually🔥😂 he can't do the accent when he's trying to speak but for some reason they came out perfectly when he was doing the freestyle

[@andrewfisher7146]

The Gruden edit is some of Gardini’s finest work 🤌

[@michael5654]

"We have no time for this, it's yacht practice!" 🤣

[@timmorrell9828]

Been on a Gillis bender lol and I’m so happy I finally listened to the podcast this is fucking great I’ll be tuning in from now on 🔥

[@squidoctavian5936]

Fucking Shane called this! This literally just happened wtf! 1:02:45

[@williamgriesmer4313]

17:16 Shane’s comedic mind on display.

[@nathanmamo3970]

1:02:53 holy shit! Can't believe Shane predicted the Kamala nomination almost three years in advance? Adding this to his Trump getting shot bit and drake being a pdf.

[@emilioarrondo4885]

insane

[@victoriavicencio6194]

I can't get enough of O'Connies giggle 🤭

[@tysonjohn6714]

Chris looks like the dude who backstabs the survivors in a horror flick and takes a moment to gloat and gets killed 😆

[@chrisk1180]

Bro I dont know this podcast well enough to tell the difference between Matt and Chris' voice. If I'm not watching the youtubes I have no idea which one is talking

[@johnadams9514]

Matt laughing about Sagar having a crush on Krystal was hilarious

[@jaycarn9435]

There is no comeback for Chris from the Patois accent 🤣 cracked me up every time.

[@boomayne420]

Shane’s Texas shit talk didn't age very well...he’s left the union

[@Thoughtsofajoe]

Texas is the new Union

[@Big_Kahuna302]

Shout out spud 🥔

[@scottmeyerfishing]

Dilbert is the best newspaper comic

[@qwerty722]

That Promo Code Podcast is so unfindable, the only explanation is it must be on Compound Media

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Hell Yeah - it’s the Three Amigos!

[@whateveryouwant.5948]

Shane..my name is shane from pa..outside of mars. Gary larson sent me a bunch of autographs when i was a kid i wrote him. Awesome. Far side!!

[@poon4x4]

The Shaman drinking ZenWTR is meta as hell

[@jonathanstow9638]

Shane predicted the 2024 election!

[@juic3357]

Broski! The tennis talk had me laughing for the past two days

[@JP-hn9mv]

Huge shouts to Matt for shouting out hot fries, I literally ate some 10 minutes before they started talking about them. Easily one of the best chips or chip type of thing.

[@Damaraja]

Matt mishearing lyric of ‘Radar Love’ as “Red Hot Lovin’” is the best. Truth be told, Matt’s version is better. 🏎📡❤️‍🔥🤟

[@auroraborealis13579]

🤯

[@jacobteague9072]

1:00:12 “trump man no good” as I see the dawg himself come back in 2024 😂

[@richvasquez4922]

Gonna see Shane in San Dawg have a shot with the troops bruh

[@aidansyracuse3338]

Just call him gay if he doesn’t and you’ve got a gauruntee

[@5egenjaseyebrow719]

1:03:10 welll that didnt age well 🫠😂 Greetings from Germany 🫶

[@ballzzd33p29]

Thisbis the best episode 100%. Delusional Matt slays me.

[@heathen-spearo]

Nailed the 'wops love the dolphins', Shane... yes we do!!!! 🤣

[@richvasquez4922]

Once the bird shrived up that sliced must have hurt so bad

[@jimdandy3460]

Just leaving comments to fund Shane's 3rd divorce.

[@djk4995]

They come for Shane, they stay for Matt

[@BigDome1]

I hope you all get as comfy as Matt this weekend

[@DokterRyConn]

"Yes, I'll have strawberry cream cheese on my bagel" is crazy. 52:19

[@gavinoconnell6879]

It’s amazing how similar O’Connor and McCusker sound on audio only

[@R41D3RNAT10N]

The bull can add a Purple Heart to his already illustrious military career. Sliced his meat like sashimi and STILL put the mission first like a true soldier. 🫡

[@elarr8733]

"Whelp, back to all-white juries!" Every politician playing to the social media mob needs Shane in the room. His first comedic kneejerk take on every new plan would save them from hiking circles in the woods.

[@tychristensen3445]

Shane literally predicted Trump vs Kamala. The prophecy has been fulfilled

[@carlosrios8766]

Hearing Shane shit on Texas is so funny now considering he currently lives there and loves it lmfao

[@jacobc2451]

Bout time the track suits came back, now that the Bull (is) done being the “Drip”

[@jesse3105]

When you do cool stuff sometimes something bad happens.