Matteo Lane Goes To Italian Festival With Francesco DeCarlo

[@onegreatstarfish]

"we're not gonna be snobs" -commence snobbing

[@andretoth]

I'm not even gay but Matteo's arms and shoulders are out of control in an awesome way. Good for you, sir.

[@hiendarinenkoray]

You are now.

[@andretoth]

@@hiendarinenkoray Dangit... oh well, at least I'll dress better from now on

[@audreynelson3997]

Sounds like ur gay

[@andretoth]

@@audreynelson3997 We're all a little gay

[@CannaMomLife]

Nick is just disassociating while Matteo sings. 😅😅😅

[@RAD6150]

Matteo: "No, no! We're not going to be too snobby." The rest of us: 😆

[@brucetidwell7715]

What did he think we came here for?

[@ResidentialYenta]

"I want to find an Italian from Italy not 'GaBAgoOl gABaGoOl' ". 😂😂😂

[@rosspalumbo]

I'm surprised they let Matteo walk around the festival with DOZE GUNZ.

[@SiobhanNkodithePom]

I actually came to the comments to talk about the gunz. Hahaha 😂

[@ZamirFromBoca]

I saw them at the show in Fort Lauderdale. Let me Tell you…she is pumping Iron. I was very turned on 😂

[@brucetidwell7715]

That's what happens when you marry your personal trainer.

[@jlshel42]

Nick checking for matches on Tinder as these I-talians act snobbish about the food

[@SuperTommox]

This is way more southern culture than a general italian culture. 🤣 It would be like having an american culture event in Italy and everyone is dressed like a cowboy with guns

[@jlshel42]

You mean all those Clint Eastwood movies made there?

[@xM40A3x]

NY and NJ are an epidemic of people cosplaying as Italian caricatures

[@jlshel42]

@@xM40A3x The Sopranos can be blamed for bringing that back hard

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

Literally what spaghetti westerns were lol

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

@@jlshel42oh please. When was it never not in full swing?!?

[@josecoto6709]

I was really waiting for Nick to try Cacio e Pepe and replying "...it needs more pepper" 😅

[@andreaus.]

6:01….. 🗣PERIOD, NICK!!!! 😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[@amym1126]

Muscles and Italians...how can you go wrong??? ❤😂

[@ladyliver]

Nick is so cute "I want to attract evil"

[@scopesic]

Yes! I love the videos with Francesco!! ❤

[@bitches619]

A fellow Bluey fan respect

[@andreaus.]

7:43 ….Nick in the background….😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[@lindignata]

7:58 "Dammi quel cazzo di telefono" ahahah that was awesome!

[@fiore3ky]

Francesco è così diplomatico, quella cacio e pepe faceva paura 😂

[@gabrielesantucci6189]

Ma poi non capisco una cosa...rovinano 1000 euro di parmigiano per fare 2 spaghetti che tra l'altro da noi si fanno quando non stai molto bene🤌😂😂😂🇮🇹

[@sg-ww4km]

@@gabrielesantucci6189 Secondo me riciclano la crosta "vuota" e poi ci buttano dentro qualcuno di quei parmesan che hanno lì, tanto chi vuoi che se ne accorga là.

[@jak0075]

"We love a gooey note" - nick absolutely killed me

[@ardas77]

*gooey nut

[@joanna0988]

Nut* 😅

[@LoadPuller]

Matteo has some impressive "guns". 😉

[@TheTerkzzz]

Eros Ramazotti is famous all over Europe.. so my lil heart was so happy 😌☺️ love this video.

[@marissssss11111]

Oh god no. Why did we export him? *ashamed

[@monicamar8616]

@@marissssss11111why is that bad? He sang so many songs in Spanish and that’s how i heard of him

[@marissssss11111]

@@monicamar8616 he is really lame in Italy. His songs are cringy. It’s also funny to hear that guys in SA listen to Laura Pausini because her lyrics are usually pretty girly (and quite depressing)

[@monicamar8616]

@@marissssss11111 poor guy lol his voice is a bit muppet like but I first heard him literally 30 years with his song otra como tu. Another singer I like is NEK. Are you familiar with him ?

[@marissssss11111]

@@monicamar8616 nek is alsoca bit cringey hahaha sorry! Ok I will recommend a few (you can check them out if you want to): (a bit random) lucio dalla, fabrizio de andré, guccini, ligabue, vasco rossi, jovanotti, negramaro , gazelle

[@donmills4261]

Love the Miss Coco Peru shout out

[@weetikissa]

Eros is famous all over Europe. I'm from Finland, my fiancé is German, and both of our moms love him. We live in the Netherlands and the grocery stores here play his music too.

[@CarolinePax]

San Gennaro is when Italian Americans gorge themselves for 8 hours straight and then throw coins at a statue to bring in wealth for the year. It’s our Coachella.

[@ireniaks]

"We're not snobs" 😂

[@snaxolotl2.0]

8:32 Italian, German, Puerto Rican, AND Cuban MOTHERS all use the wooden spoon weapon!

[@genxeratl]

Yeah so not limited. My plain white American mom did too (she even carried one in her purse for the longest) but she kept breaking them which just made her even more mad - so she switched to the Tupperware spork from the salad set because as she said "if I break it I get a free one". Talk about a weapon - that spork could leave some welts.

[@acintoli]

@@genxeratl My mother once tried to catch me with an iron and another time with a carving knife. Fortunately, she stopped both times. She was otherwise a very lovely lady, she just had her crazy moments. Jewish Italian.

[@tonylarussa4046]

Puerto Ricans and Cubans also use a chancleta (a slipper)!

[@mels11592]

6:00 I love Nick so much.

[@kl7097]

Can we just celebrate Matteo’s body 😊😊

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Feast of Tan Matteo

[@kingchucklesii2197]

Yes.

[@jessicawilson7009]

Talk about a nutcracker 😜

[@pedrofreitas3080]

Mateo is going to rip his clothes apart! hahahaha

[@TheMacacoco]

"O.F.?" 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@marissssss11111]

I am so Italian I could tell the pasta was overcooked the moment he lifted it to put it in the plate😅😅😂😂

[@RA-Green]

8:35 “A weapon, and then for sauce” has me cackling!!🤣🤣

[@BeautyandtheBronx]

Lmao he said it’s very Italian yet not Italian enough! A beautiful mess 😂 New Yorkers can agree

[@upreid]

Sidebar, just how fabulous does Nick look 2:12

[@egonkl3in212]

We need a Coco Peru & Matteo Lane shopping video!!Plsssss⚠️♥️

[@Bluerider79]

Oh I just want to put Francesco in my backpack he’s so adorable!

[@alfredbonnabel7022]

THE DREADED WOODEN SPOON!! MY mother was German!

[@gabrielesantucci6189]

This is all southern Italy stuff!!! For example, cannoli are a typical Sicilian dessert and you often don't even find them in the rest of Italy! Cacio e pepe, on the other hand, are Roman (central Italy) ...but that wasn't cacio e pepe!!! 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

[@walterroux291]

But remember this wasn't Cacio e Pepe, this was Cacio de Pepe 😂

[@Bmodm3]

Honestly nick and Matteo’s friendship is what I want with all of my friends. Just being old lady’s together regardless of age

[@brucetidwell7715]

Mateo Lane is the F'n tik tok KING! $7 for a canolli?! I mean, they are never cheap but, dayum!

[@walterroux291]

Currently watching this from Southern Italy (I'm not Italian) and these travisties offend even me 😅

[@soccernickdude9939]

Nutcrackers are German! My grandmother has about 50 of them that she puts out for Christmas LOL.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Oh these three are going to be sooooooo much fun ❤ P.S. Waiting for Nick to go “Padam Padam” at any point.

[@OrlandoMajor94]

The CoCo Peru impersonation at 4:30 was SPOT ON hahahahaha - we need you as a guest judge on RuPaul's Drag Race for the Snatch Game episode !!!!!!!!

[@abnormallyfunny]

That perfectly describes Italy; "a beautiful mess"... ... or perhaps a beautiful, chaotic mess

[@BryanToddxo]

Nick sitting on the chair looking unimpressed and bored while Matteo was singing is pure magic

[@mommabear3085]

Why would any one feed nick. He doesn't eat he is a vampire. I've seen his blouses.

[@tizianamusto8465]

The most amazing thing is the way Matteo pronounces "sfogliatelle": it sounds 100% Neapolitan!

[@joceyno]

This is like when the Irish fly over to Boston for St Patrick’s Day to party.

[@uncopino]

matteo you're getting bigger and bigger. your shoulders are freaking scary. what do you do? military press, lateral raises, cables?

[@ericdwhitmorec]

Matteo giving Fresh Pump after workout Realness.

[@jodijoy8906]

🔥♥️🔥 Matteo’s BODY 🔥♥️🔥

[@lexycondeelis]

"It's very italian but not italian at the same time" 😂 the parmesan instead of pecorino got me. 😬

[@alexwallace6120]

That was entertaining and funny. I wish we saw you eat more food. The singing was great.

[@AnthonyV123]

Your arms, in that shirt, are freaking ridiculous (chefs kiss) 👍👍

[@pixxiespit]

GAYS eating carbs openly?!? _That bothas me._

[@_baert]

that was a great Coco Peru impression. get together for some content please

[@thehauntedredchair]

7:40 snap!

[@raymonds6227]

Bring back the pompadour!

[@shortcake66]

😂 The bus at the end… perfect

[@EIA954]

Just like Eros! 🤣 Love it! 🎤By the way I saw you guys in Fort Lauderdale 2 weeks ago. When you mention my friend Nick I clapped and my husband who is he! This week I showed him the clip and I go to my husband, this is Nick, the parent’s trap stepmom! 🤣 Love you guys! Thanks for keeping me sane! 😘

[@cscali801]

Amazing. I love these clips. I haven't had a chance to get down to La Festa di San Gennaro a Napoli.

[@motasemsiam7630]

matteo is rippeddddd

[@gregf9160]

This. Was. Fab 🤗

[@JaredBuretta]

Omg! The Coco Peru reference!

[@davidhardy4419]

Mateo,the glasses are working for you very well. Don't take them off.

[@JoseRomero-mz8ob]

Nick just be chillin😂

[@EmmaWillmannComedy]

"that's not why I do hair, thats why not why I do hair!!!!!!!!!!"

[@Matthew-p2h]

Matteo's been hitting the gym but where is the wedding ring?

[@XanthusLive]

“Cut!” *completes a full set* “Action!”

[@carolann754]

Where has Matteo been hiding his Coco Peru impression? More please!

[@krishnasuthar8278]

"we not gonna be snobs" hates everything LMAO

[@queentopia9225]

Loving this- but wishing for Matteo to do a Folsom Street Faire video one day 😁😁😁

[@bildis923]

Grande Francescooooo

[@jeffs4365]

I love that Nick won the carnival game 😂

[@felipeortizarte]

Cosa más bella que tú, cosa más linda que tú! 🎵🎶

[@ClintonLeupp-j7h]

Thank you for the mention, mi amore! 😂

[@marianieves2586]

You sang Eros Ramazotti!!! ❤❤❤ He is my favorite!!

[@__curves___]

What does it say about me as a straight man that I love Matteo's videos so much I laugh out loud at an airport? 😂

[@hurtecho]

Matteo ! I can't believe that you are familiar with Eros Ramazzotti and that you fully acknowledged that he was indeed huuuge in Latin America, I loved it!

[@mnkid25]

Love Nick grooving to the song.

[@italoblu]

This was good but we need some more Eric D’Alessandro, Matteo.

[@jjfreedom921]

I agree they were pretty snobby. Matteo very full of himself...lol

[@orvgg]

For those unfamiliar Eros Ramazzotti sounds like Nick singing. 👩‍🎤

[@acintoli]

Your haircut and your natural hair color look good on you, Matteo!

[@LegolasTN]

Love the King Friday mention

[@RickySterling]

This is Rick from Cincinnati celebrating by 85th birthday. Love your videos. Stay Safe.

[@willvr4]

Since when does NYC allow the open carry of firearms? Put those guns away Matteo!

[@bskeete]

Loved both of you when I saw your show in Atlanta.

[@tonylarussa4046]

$7 for a freakin cannoli???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@marvinraphaelmonfort8289]

congrats, nick 💜

[@gio7799]

After singing Eros Ramazzotti... "Matteo Lane, signore e signori" "E chi se ne frega" 😂

[@Rachael87254]

The trainer is paying off!!❤

[@gingergreek]

When I was in NY waaaaay back in 04, that festival happened to be on (from UK). It was overpriced mediocrity back then too

[@lillianmvargaso4960]

❤❤❤😂 I miss NYC :( Thanks guys.

[@horus808]

Matteo about time for OF 😂❤

[@tonylarussa4046]

But Matteo has a job. He is a working comedian. OF is for people who do not want to get a real job!

[@Artaudette]

​@@tonylarussa4046he's got a good voice too

[@darrylbrooks9365]

Perfect ending!

[@earving3245]

I’m Italian, I lean right a lot and I love “vecchia faiga” but I love Matteo Lane also

[@seeeteee]

i need nick to be my mean personal trainer

[@MADHAUSMARKALLAN]

I love Eros Ramazotti! He's very popular with Euro Gays...Thank you Matteo and Francesco and Nick. I miss New York so much...

[@716tg3]

Imagen Nick getting motivated and lifting weights.. he'd look like a mountain of blouses 👚 😂

[@logbtl1292]

Getting jacked Matteo? Looking great!

[@guillermorojas1532]

Matteo's arms... My God.

[@throughthewindowpane]

3:20 Her face is priceless, because she knew she was busted

[@MatthiasHamilton]

you passed il cortile... love that restaurant