Matteo Lane & Nick - Pumpking Carving Contest

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[@oliverhelm3379]

I love how nick will take any win regardless if it’s an insult 😂

[@Me73945]

matteo’s italian stereotypes always come out in every video BUT his phone call with his mom was peak italian “MA i sent you a photo i need you look at”

[@isaacgame7304]

Accents always come out with those you're most comfortable :D

[@JumpCutThis]

That’s not a stereotype, that’s Matteo.

[@cynthiahusband106]

The one on the left , love the hands pointy and ugly which is all that you look for at Halloween “ an ugly witch”.

[@cynthiahusband106]

Matteo has a laugh to die for …. I love it……, makes my day…….. love these guys!

[@garyhargett3037]

You guys are so real. Love it

[@Silversky1113]

"Mom you're on speaker, so don't say something f'ed up..." I love Nick and his mom's dynamic. These videos just make my day tbh

[@alaskapuss]

2:41

[@joceyno]

Nick’s pumpkin looks like the witch is failing at doing shadow animals and I appreciate it.

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

Little world big hands was the funniest shit UNTIL she said she would pick Nick’s so people knew she didn’t give a shit about Halloween. I almost wheezed

[@celticgirl389]

This feels like old school 2014 KZbin. Fun, carefree and SO FUNNY!

[@cass1478]

Shot in an apartment someone actually lives in 🙌🏼

[@AdamBechtol]

@@cass1478 lol

[@bekkahpuckett3287]

I love how you genuinely can't tell if they're friends or if they hate each other. This was hilarious!

[@JumpCutThis]

‘Tell me you don’t have any gay friends without telling me you don’t have any gay friends’

[@thedavidj1996]

Lol that’s how you know it’s true friendship

[@pavelmacek282]

The main ingredients of any proper gay friendship are irony, sarcasm and "I love to hate you" attitude 😉

[@src3360]

And those are the BEST friendships to have!!

[@marzmoonshine601]

i'm in the comments searching for insight into that very question. The one is so snarky and surprisingly Matteo lo key takes it 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

[@roseslime713]

Sometimes, I forget Matteo is a comedian due to his large array of skills. I am living for it! Loved the pumpkins.

[@karinak09]

“I mean it’s good if you like….exactly what we were going for….looks just like the image…I guess it’s fine” LMAAAOOOO

[@cerka27]

This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen. I lost it at “I’ma put the one on the right out so people know that I don’t really care about Halloween” 🤣

[@makedaka9151]

Nick is absolutely hilarious. What a character.

[@dennistmennace]

“The one on the left, what???”😂😂

[@joelsmith5461]

Pretty hilarious when Matteo's own Mom is saying "As horrible as a person he is, he's a damn good artist." She's giving him a compliment but letting the public know he's a lousy son LOL

[@amylee3531]

Every Italian mother I have ever met.

[@LuisaD93]

It’s called sarcasm lol

[@Gary_Texan_USA]

I can't imagine that Matteo is un figlio cattivo.

[@allenheld0809]

Sarcasm is Nick's love language... and I love that for him!

[@susiew.9012]

You two are comedy gold, I am literally peeing with laughter at both of you. I have to say Nick, A for effort but Matteo takes the gold star!

[@klaw6420]

The fact that there aren't more Matteo and Nick videos is rude! You two together are incredibly entertaining!

[@jesse_akin]

the phone calls really tied this video up in a wonderful little bow

[@caroled3943]

Nick and Potato are a whole mood. Love them so much!

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

That autocorrect did you so dirty 🤣

[@DandMProduction]

Nick: It was supposed to be two demons with scoliosis and glaucoma.. I'm dying 🤣...somebody pick me up off the floor..too funny!!! More! Please, for crying out loud! We need more! Nick and Matteo are comedy gold!🤣🤣👏

[@antonialeblanc8211]

I would pay to watch non-stop videos of Matteo and Nick forever. They are the best.

[@RozBaron]

LMAO!!! I'm in tears! This was so hysterical. I hope there's a thanksgiving pie contest between you two coming soon.

[@thomastodd2925]

Like a baking taste test or presentation?

[@RozBaron]

@@thomastodd2925 omg, please both! i know it would have us all in stitches. 😆

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

So you think Bob can Bake Pies...Oh he will make a FLEET OF PIES NOW! (This is a deep cut from years ago, when Bob Monet and Mateo were at friendsgiving)

[@RozBaron]

@@kjdnyhmghfvb omg, really? i need the tea on that! lol! and i'd looooooove to see a pie showdown with all of the mentioned above. Food Network style competition and please someone call it "Pie Wars!" 🤣🥧

[@laurenbraswell5158]

Nick's pumpkin DOES look like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Love you both.

[@theell9014]

Truly hilarious...once again!!! Please, please, please, do a video in December of the two of you decorating a Christmas tree!

[@billpalmer4973]

And/or decorating Christmas cookies

[@trojanjoe14]

Gingerbread house!

[@joelsmith5461]

Their next holiday competition should be to each decorate half a tree and get others to decide which one looks the best...but that may lead to bloodshed or Nick knocking the tree over on Matteo LOL

[@triciaroy]

I see a Mateo and Nick video, I click. This is my life now. 😂

[@prachiborwankar9803]

Same 😂😂

[@PrinXessDime]

“Little people big world hands” absolutely killed me 😂😂

[@caroline4050]

Please keep making these kinds of videos where you either explore an area/event or do a project together. I LOVE them. They’re simple but absolute gold.

[@jacocharo]

You're both winners imo. Much better than I could have done.

[@monchiquita25]

Yes 🙌🏾 carving pumpkins is hard 😂

[@cinnamonroll96]

Revisiting the videos and I just love how Monet and bob always go the opposite direction in their votes 😂 and then you have the running gag of nicks mom and the best reads/comparisons from Marie Faustin. I need more of these videos

[@JohnCasacop]

For the first time in Pumpkin Carving herstory... you're both winners, baby

[@vanessazannis5523]

I don’t know which pumpkin is better BUT Nick’s Christmas tree Halloween costume is the absolute best!

[@MonsieurArnaut]

Nick's witch looks like an alien is popping out of her chest. Excellent mixture of Halloween themes...

[@KindlyKhari]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Snoozems]

"When did you start hating your own son." i died lol

[@colleenoleary243]

I would watch these two do damn near anything-they’re hysterical! 😅

[@luckeeleeyeo]

Matteo is my spirit human. The way he apathetically accepted that shade from his own mother proves it.

[@simonroper4713]

I was in a bad mood today but this has cheered me up. Thank you both for working so hard to make these masterpieces.

[@joelsmith5461]

OMG I'm still laughing when Nick dropped his phone in the pumpkin and says "Oh Mother F...! It's covered in pumpkin shit!" LOL

[@klaythoring1326]

One wants to be a Christmas tree, the other wants to be fire 😂 amazing

[@rosshowarth3266]

I love these two, I hope they are friends forever. Matteo doing Liza is always pure joy for me.

[@Reynaldojeh]

I need more videos with Nick 😂 he’s such a character 😭😂😂

[@francis2fly]

The right one looks like a bald scary baby bird with a hat on. LOL You need both out. They are spooky in different ways.

[@Phoenixx713]

Matteo's is inarguably better from an artistic standpoint, but fuck if I don't love Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. What's-his-face on the right wins my heart for the nostalgia factor alone.

[@aj32384]

It's so refreshing when two friends can just be mean to each other.

[@theblurredlights]

I think we, the viewers, are the winners here; but if I had to pick, I'd go Nick for irony. (Mateo's is too good.)

[@xEllieRose]

The videos of you two together are absolutely hilarious. These Halloween vids were awesome

[@realtrini2007]

The cameos in the video were prefect. A witch should be ugly.

[@nyoirin]

You two are so fun together! Love it when Nick joins your videos!

[@josuedrew]

uhh, this video was pure entertainment. We need more of nick

[@CandyGirl11226]

🤣 at @7:34 Nick please NEVER stop being YOU. #TheOneOnTheLeftWhat 😂

[@madmonkee6757]

I do like how much it looks like Lady Elaine Fairchilde dressed up for Halloween as a witch.

[@dandyberry4405]

Omg 😂😂😂 the calls getting everyone’s opinions have me dying. “When did you start hating your own son”

[@ml9867]

Matteo's looks like Nick dressed up as a witch. Nick's looks like Matteo dressed up as a witch.

[@BaconNMegs]

Matteo I showed my Italian mother and her sister the “nonnas house” video and they couldn’t stop laughing! Lol we love you so much!! And these videos with Nick are so hilarious

[@brettmcneil]

Y'all are my favourite! Can't wait to see the show in Toronto. Bring Nick!!

[@carrieabbott186]

Please have Nick on more videos. I cry I laugh si hard.. He is just the funniest person I have seen in a million years.

[@user-hm7hz8uc9c]

Nick's. His looks like a witch's shadow since shadow's moving across a surface are often distorted by that surface. A shadow in motion is much more frightening than a posing shadow. Congratulations, Nick.

[@bigfrontier2980]

I love these videos, it's always just Nick getting roasted by everyone he knows.

[@hopemotz8131]

I kid you not - just got a MICHAELS AD on a Matteo video... iconic

[@sisu411]

"We're gonna ask you to leave..." 😂

[@maxguntaniii5980]

Nick should be regular in your channel! I love all your vids with him. He's just so adorable!

[@Hunnypooh18]

The correct assumption that Nick was either Pink or Yellow 😆😂🤣

[@victoriahayden2961]

Love this. I’m voting for Nick. He makes me laugh so much!

[@joshuadiaz1993]

I believe the two of could have your own show. I would watch every episode. You two have amazing on screen banter and really make an amazing comedy duo

[@RealPemsas]

So I am going to be bluntly honest!! You need to make a video every hour. I literally could watch you everyday. So funny and so entertaining. You bring a little bliss to my sad life 😅

[@katiepitulko4245]

the right one looks like a diluted dinosaur baby finding its way home. love the both of them ❤️🫶🏼

[@joelsmith5461]

They both look great...although Nick's witch's arm looks like she has the Alien springing from her chest LOL

[@ILoveUnpopularGames]

I love these guys! They fight like a married couple. LOL

[@mykebryan8299]

😂anytime I see that you and nick together I know I’m in for a good time😂

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

The witch's union called. Nick better get an attorney.

[@jimenacegarra3335]

These two together need a show!!! I love them so much!!

[@Hennerlipz]

Nick's pumpkin looks like the old lady puppet from Mister Rogers Neighborhood.

[@miac6371]

They both did a great job for a first time using the pro carving tools, but just as a note, to really bring the pumpkin to the next level, a lot of the more "dentist" style tools are meant for scraping the top flesh off. You can manipulate the amount of light that comes through the pumpkin by carving away the thickness and having a thinner layer of pumpkin in those patterns. Just a tip for anyone interested in using all of the different style tools.

[@jazziemeka]

Bobs response is hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@MikelosM]

Nick's witch arms look like that parody of Alien at the end of Spaceballs when the creature busts out of that dude's chest and starts talking and dancing

[@angieditton7068]

I love how Matteo gives Nick more of the spot light and just sits back and laughs at Him!

[@wisterio3757]

thank you matteo for flexing your bicep so fiercely for half the video while holding your phone

[@nataliedelacey2338]

I never knew you existed until tonight...and I hate myself for that! I have been binging videos and I am dying!! Thank you!!🤣♥️

[@JanCArt]

Too funny - but Matteo for the win.

[@scandelooch]

Marie Faustin 😂❤ watched this a few times, loved it. so funny.

[@the4rtistandtheproduc3r]

yes Matteo! giving the people what they want yet again.

[@cxxxcol9233]

This is the first time I’ve heard nick’s voice… and it does actually sound like squidward. And he’s not domesticated 💀

[@tito2010otit]

I like how the kit comes with a serrated knife yet they get the kitchen knife out 😂😂😂

[@galaxywalker3000]

Please do more videos of matteo lane and nick. Love this series!!

[@Kathyb963]

The witch’s hands on Nick’s pumpkin looks like a cat that’s about to pounce, I love it!

[@mcacaughey2867]

Thanks for this demo. Very good carvings - I think the pumpkin on the right looks scarier so I like that best. I wish I knew about all the carving sets with extra tools back when I was carving pumpkins...

[@Windflower-jq6vp]

"What do you think of mine?" "- It's good" 😅😅😅

[@jiii6099]

We need a Matteo & Nick video a week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RioRav]

The pumpkins turned out a very "me vs the one they tell you not to worry about" -moment

[@hungrytroodontid]

This made me wheeze so much I cried. 😂😂

[@kaciecarmichael8888]

Bob!!!!! Haaaa!!!!

[@AtomicFoxMimi]

i really love both but nicks version is definitely scarier. if i saw the shadow of something like that at night id freak the hell out

[@brianferguson7902]

I like how nicks ma is getting credited for so many reviews😂

[@bcb102]

The two of you together strike gold every damn time. 😂

[@joyr2273]

Nick " I got it. (Blinks) I dont got it." Lol

[@tripaffleck]

the calls were hilarious.😅😅🤣🤣

[@YoBoyMarcus]

I had to rewind the "Gaga?" part 10 times... ROFL

[@BruthaB100]

I like the right one better! It looks more fun and playful bcuz it's a witch that I wouldn't be able to take seriously. It look like a New York rat that got creative on Halloween to find food and is looking for its glasses🤣

[@notl33t]

Okay, I love that he has both Nicole Byers and Marie Faustin and they pick up. Matteo is a good man.

[@eliasohlsson6551]

I really appreciate that Nick's is just BUILT.

[@zjjir]

This was awesome and hilarious! Matteo you are a very talented carver! So impressed. Nick's is good but he was up against a pro :D

[@merlindsbest]

I like Nick, he's like the real life Roger from American Dad.

[@indieconquers]

"the one on the left WHAT?" cracks me up