Matteo Lane & Nick - Pumpking Carving Contest

[@oliverhelmmakeup]

I love how nick will take any win regardless if it’s an insult 😂

[@Me73945]

matteo’s italian stereotypes always come out in every video BUT his phone call with his mom was peak italian “MA i sent you a photo i need you look at”

[@isaacgame7304]

Accents always come out with those you're most comfortable :D

[@AYFKMRN]

That’s not a stereotype, that’s Matteo.

[@cynthiahusband106]

The one on the left , love the hands pointy and ugly which is all that you look for at Halloween “ an ugly witch”.

[@cynthiahusband106]

Matteo has a laugh to die for …. I love it……, makes my day…….. love these guys!

[@garyhargett3037]

You guys are so real. Love it

[@Silversky1113]

"Mom you're on speaker, so don't say something f'ed up..." I love Nick and his mom's dynamic. These videos just make my day tbh

[@alaskapuss]

2:41

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

Little world big hands was the funniest shit UNTIL she said she would pick Nick’s so people knew she didn’t give a shit about Halloween. I almost wheezed

[@karinak09]

“I mean it’s good if you like….exactly what we were going for….looks just like the image…I guess it’s fine” LMAAAOOOO

[@joceyno]

Nick’s pumpkin looks like the witch is failing at doing shadow animals and I appreciate it.

[@celticgirl389]

This feels like old school 2014 KZbin. Fun, carefree and SO FUNNY!

[@cass1478]

Shot in an apartment someone actually lives in 🙌🏼

[@AdamBechtol]

@@cass1478 lol

[@WeirdMeansSupernatural]

I love how you genuinely can't tell if they're friends or if they hate each other. This was hilarious!

[@AYFKMRN]

‘Tell me you don’t have any gay friends without telling me you don’t have any gay friends’

[@thedavidj1996]

Lol that’s how you know it’s true friendship

[@pavelmacek282]

The main ingredients of any proper gay friendship are irony, sarcasm and "I love to hate you" attitude 😉

[@src3360]

And those are the BEST friendships to have!!

[@marzmoonshine601]

i'm in the comments searching for insight into that very question. The one is so snarky and surprisingly Matteo lo key takes it 🤷🏽‍♂️😅

[@makedaka9151]

Nick is absolutely hilarious. What a character.

[@dennistmennace]

“The one on the left, what???”😂😂

[@cerka27]

This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen. I lost it at “I’ma put the one on the right out so people know that I don’t really care about Halloween” 🤣

[@joelsmith5461]

Pretty hilarious when Matteo's own Mom is saying "As horrible as a person he is, he's a damn good artist." She's giving him a compliment but letting the public know he's a lousy son LOL

[@amylee3531]

Every Italian mother I have ever met.

[@LuisaD93]

It’s called sarcasm lol

[@Gary_Texan_USA]

I can't imagine that Matteo is un figlio cattivo.

[@roseslime713]

Sometimes, I forget Matteo is a comedian due to his large array of skills. I am living for it! Loved the pumpkins.

[@klaw6420]

The fact that there aren't more Matteo and Nick videos is rude! You two together are incredibly entertaining!

[@allenheld0809]

Sarcasm is Nick's love language... and I love that for him!

[@jesse_akin]

the phone calls really tied this video up in a wonderful little bow

[@susiew.9012]

You two are comedy gold, I am literally peeing with laughter at both of you. I have to say Nick, A for effort but Matteo takes the gold star!

[@caroled3943]

Nick and Potato are a whole mood. Love them so much!

[@IjeomaThePlantMama]

That autocorrect did you so dirty 🤣

[@RozBaron]

LMAO!!! I'm in tears! This was so hysterical. I hope there's a thanksgiving pie contest between you two coming soon.

[@thomastodd2925]

Like a baking taste test or presentation?

[@RozBaron]

@@thomastodd2925 omg, please both! i know it would have us all in stitches. 😆

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

So you think Bob can Bake Pies...Oh he will make a FLEET OF PIES NOW! (This is a deep cut from years ago, when Bob Monet and Mateo were at friendsgiving)

[@RozBaron]

@@kjdnyhmghfvb omg, really? i need the tea on that! lol! and i'd looooooove to see a pie showdown with all of the mentioned above. Food Network style competition and please someone call it "Pie Wars!" 🤣🥧

[@antonialeblanc8211]

I would pay to watch non-stop videos of Matteo and Nick forever. They are the best.

[@theell9014]

Truly hilarious...once again!!! Please, please, please, do a video in December of the two of you decorating a Christmas tree!

[@Bradlee12574]

And/or decorating Christmas cookies

[@trojanjoe14]

Gingerbread house!

[@joelsmith5461]

Their next holiday competition should be to each decorate half a tree and get others to decide which one looks the best...but that may lead to bloodshed or Nick knocking the tree over on Matteo LOL

[@cinnamonroll96]

Revisiting the videos and I just love how Monet and bob always go the opposite direction in their votes 😂 and then you have the running gag of nicks mom and the best reads/comparisons from Marie Faustin. I need more of these videos

[@triciaroy]

I see a Mateo and Nick video, I click. This is my life now. 😂

[@prachiborwankar9803]

Same 😂😂

[@laurenbraswell5158]

Nick's pumpkin DOES look like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Love you both.

[@jacocharo]

You're both winners imo. Much better than I could have done.

[@monchiquita25]

Yes 🙌🏾 carving pumpkins is hard 😂

[@caroline4050]

Please keep making these kinds of videos where you either explore an area/event or do a project together. I LOVE them. They’re simple but absolute gold.

[@dandyberry4405]

Omg 😂😂😂 the calls getting everyone’s opinions have me dying. “When did you start hating your own son”

[@simonroper4713]

I was in a bad mood today but this has cheered me up. Thank you both for working so hard to make these masterpieces.

[@DandMProduction]

Nick: It was supposed to be two demons with scoliosis and glaucoma.. I'm dying 🤣...somebody pick me up off the floor..too funny!!! More! Please, for crying out loud! We need more! Nick and Matteo are comedy gold!🤣🤣👏

[@Hoykoy24]

Dont forget the cataracts !

[@Snoozems]

"When did you start hating your own son." i died lol

[@vanessazannis5523]

I don’t know which pumpkin is better BUT Nick’s Christmas tree Halloween costume is the absolute best!

[@MonsieurArnaut]

Nick's witch looks like an alien is popping out of her chest. Excellent mixture of Halloween themes...

[@KindlyKhari]

🤣🤣🤣

[@francis2fly]

The right one looks like a bald scary baby bird with a hat on. LOL You need both out. They are spooky in different ways.

[@JohnCasacop]

For the first time in Pumpkin Carving herstory... you're both winners, baby

[@klaythoring1326]

One wants to be a Christmas tree, the other wants to be fire 😂 amazing

[@colleenoleary243]

I would watch these two do damn near anything-they’re hysterical! 😅

[@luckeeleeyeo]

Matteo is my spirit human. The way he apathetically accepted that shade from his own mother proves it.

[@xEllieRose]

The videos of you two together are absolutely hilarious. These Halloween vids were awesome

[@Phoenixx713]

Matteo's is inarguably better from an artistic standpoint, but fuck if I don't love Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. What's-his-face on the right wins my heart for the nostalgia factor alone.

[@nyoirin]

You two are so fun together! Love it when Nick joins your videos!

[@Reynaldojeh]

I need more videos with Nick 😂 he’s such a character 😭😂😂

[@joelsmith5461]

OMG I'm still laughing when Nick dropped his phone in the pumpkin and says "Oh Mother F...! It's covered in pumpkin shit!" LOL

[@sisu411]

"We're gonna ask you to leave..." 😂

[@rosshowarth3266]

I love these two, I hope they are friends forever. Matteo doing Liza is always pure joy for me.

[@josuedrew]

uhh, this video was pure entertainment. We need more of nick

[@aj32384]

It's so refreshing when two friends can just be mean to each other.

[@madmonkee6757]

I do like how much it looks like Lady Elaine Fairchilde dressed up for Halloween as a witch.

[@cruelson]

7:19 omg, how funny she is. i cant.

[@CandyGirl11226]

🤣 at @7:34 Nick please NEVER stop being YOU. #TheOneOnTheLeftWhat 😂

[@theblurredlights]

I think we, the viewers, are the winners here; but if I had to pick, I'd go Nick for irony. (Mateo's is too good.)

[@brettmcneil]

Y'all are my favourite! Can't wait to see the show in Toronto. Bring Nick!!

[@jimenacegarra3335]

These two together need a show!!! I love them so much!!

[@BaconNMegs]

Matteo I showed my Italian mother and her sister the “nonnas house” video and they couldn’t stop laughing! Lol we love you so much!! And these videos with Nick are so hilarious

[@ml9867]

Matteo's looks like Nick dressed up as a witch. Nick's looks like Matteo dressed up as a witch.

[@hopemotz8131]

I kid you not - just got a MICHAELS AD on a Matteo video... iconic

[@galaxywalker3000]

Please do more videos of matteo lane and nick. Love this series!!

[@bigfrontier2980]

I love these videos, it's always just Nick getting roasted by everyone he knows.

[@jazziemeka]

Bobs response is hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@carrieabbott186]

Please have Nick on more videos. I cry I laugh si hard.. He is just the funniest person I have seen in a million years.

[@kaciecarmichael8888]

Bob!!!!! Haaaa!!!!

[@maxguntaniii5980]

Nick should be regular in your channel! I love all your vids with him. He's just so adorable!

[@victoriahayden2961]

Love this. I’m voting for Nick. He makes me laugh so much!

[@seattlemylove]

Yes, the content I needed thus morning

[@joshuadiaz1993]

I believe the two of could have your own show. I would watch every episode. You two have amazing on screen banter and really make an amazing comedy duo

[@realtrini2007]

The cameos in the video were prefect. A witch should be ugly.

[@Johnnye-r6r]

Nick's. His looks like a witch's shadow since shadow's moving across a surface are often distorted by that surface. A shadow in motion is much more frightening than a posing shadow. Congratulations, Nick.

[@mcacaughey2867]

Thanks for this demo. Very good carvings - I think the pumpkin on the right looks scarier so I like that best. I wish I knew about all the carving sets with extra tools back when I was carving pumpkins...

[@RealPemsas]

So I am going to be bluntly honest!! You need to make a video every hour. I literally could watch you everyday. So funny and so entertaining. You bring a little bliss to my sad life 😅

[@angieditton7068]

I love how Matteo gives Nick more of the spot light and just sits back and laughs at Him!

[@CarmineTavernaPhotography]

The witch's union called. Nick better get an attorney.

[@chrisk5651]

Both are much better than I expected!! Good job!

[@trishhennessy673]

Loved this hope u do this every year

[@racheltallman-zingaro2564]

I'm watching this at work ... I'd risk losing my job any day just to watch these two. Love you both!!

[@dcrewmomma]

I never knew you existed until tonight...and I hate myself for that! I have been binging videos and I am dying!! Thank you!!🤣♥️

[@zjjir]

This was awesome and hilarious! Matteo you are a very talented carver! So impressed. Nick's is good but he was up against a pro :D

[@OSMARI]

3:49 Nick is just adorable!!! And gotta love the dynamic with his mother. Similar to mine. 😀

[@sarty]

The two of you have awesome chemistry and both of you did much better than I would be able to do so you BOTH win!

[@fifermdr]

loving the video. Matteo needs to come to my door in the home of Halloween (Scotland) and I'll give him a treat

[@thomastodd2925]

Yes, he is pretty

[@SheIsTheOneNamedSailorMoon]

I love these guys! They fight like a married couple. LOL

[@joelsmith5461]

They both look great...although Nick's witch's arm looks like she has the Alien springing from her chest LOL

[@Kathyb963]

The witch’s hands on Nick’s pumpkin looks like a cat that’s about to pounce, I love it!

[@acebilbo]

I love this. Love the analysis! Everbody did a great job of telling them which was best. So funny!!

[@jiii6099]

We need a Matteo & Nick video a week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mykebryan8299]

😂anytime I see that you and nick together I know I’m in for a good time😂

[@christinabSF]

"I mean if you like.. sort of, exactly what we were going for.."😂😂

[@bcb102]

The two of you together strike gold every damn time. 😂

[@MelodyMartinez-li3lt]

Love them both!!!

[@ceciliaarenab]

Nick, you are by far the best!

[@the4rtistandtheproduc3r]

yes Matteo! giving the people what they want yet again.

[@oliviaobrien5499]

Nick just receiving all these back handed compliments so beautifully 😆 not the pumpkin having scoliosis *and* glaucoma 😭 so funny

[@cxxxcol9233]

This is the first time I’ve heard nick’s voice… and it does actually sound like squidward. And he’s not domesticated 💀

[@RioRav]

The pumpkins turned out a very "me vs the one they tell you not to worry about" -moment

[@paayal649]

This was just too good!!!! 🙌

[@ashleystearns2486]

These guys are hilarious. In every possible way. These videos are treasures.😂❤ They make me smile and chuckle without restraint. Thank you so much.

[@Hennerlipz]

Nick's pumpkin looks like the old lady puppet from Mister Rogers Neighborhood.

[@kellysmith2672]

Matteo, what a great group of friends you have! Love watching you crack up. And the pumpkins? Issa a tie - they both win!

[@JanCArt]

Too funny - but Matteo for the win.

[@Valboy380]

Omg! You two are...words!! I can only imagine what Christmas is like around you both. Re-gifting comments comes to mind and of course the weird uncle at dinner and the drunken comments around the dinner table

[@jaredleemease]

Oh my goodness, thank you Matteo and Nick. It is s fun to watch you together. 🎃🐈‍⬛👻

[@cinditas87]

This video is exactly what I needed this morning to help me get out of this funk - thank you both so much💖 Obvz Matteo won, sorry Nick.

[@katiepitulko4245]

the right one looks like a diluted dinosaur baby finding its way home. love the both of them ❤️🫶🏼