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Matteo Lane & Nick Go To The Scariest Haunted House

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Matteo Lane

Matteo Lane

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@redique
@redique 10 ай бұрын
"I feel like im at a Sia concert" I literally laughed out loud.
@drewcareymore1798
@drewcareymore1798 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you took Nick to Olive Garden afterwards to relax 😂
@toxxicx
@toxxicx 2 жыл бұрын
not after their last olive garden video
@neldormiveglia1312
@neldormiveglia1312 2 жыл бұрын
I mean... Judging by their taste for Greek traditions, I doubt Nick would be able to relax lmao.
@AYFKMRN
@AYFKMRN 2 жыл бұрын
One plate crash and Nick is seen in the ER with an IV bag and EKG. You cannot be serious.
@jeaniehorton5964
@jeaniehorton5964 2 жыл бұрын
Good one!!😂❤
@sarahtaylor7737
@sarahtaylor7737 2 жыл бұрын
@@AYFKMRN wasn’t there 2 plate crashes? The second one really finished him off 😂
@Silversky1113
@Silversky1113 2 жыл бұрын
Nick chastising the actors and trying to lecture them while he and Matteo wear adorable costumes had me rolling. Best comedic duo on KZbin.
@lianeatlarge
@lianeatlarge 2 жыл бұрын
100%!
@BJWolfe
@BJWolfe 2 жыл бұрын
Being a scare actor for so long, Nick is just blood in the water for us. He’s the type of guest that is so much fun to mess with and talk about him with other scare actors.
@Kimberly34584
@Kimberly34584 2 жыл бұрын
I agree! I used to know a scare actor and he loved when people would react/engage like that
@Sethger
@Sethger 2 жыл бұрын
How did you get into the job? Are you an actor?
@clairepettie
@clairepettie 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to hear it because I'd worried it was the opposite. Some of the actors looked like they didn't know how to react. It does seem like a fun job, however difficult it might be to avoid CoVid variants in close quarters with an audience like that.
@BJWolfe
@BJWolfe 2 жыл бұрын
@@clairepettie oh yeah. Last year, our final night, I somehow got COVID from one of the guests. Even though I was boosted (still am), I was out of commission until Thanksgiving. This year was vastly different (and a lot more fun).
@BJWolfe
@BJWolfe 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sethger I was asked to in 2000 and it was fun. Didn’t think anything of it. Fast forward to 2016, my partner, Mark, suggested we should try out to be scare actors for Knotts Scary Farm’s sister park, ValleySCARE (Valleyfair). And it was like riding a bike. When you get that first scream, it’s addicting. I scare acted at three different haunts since then. This year was different because I was hired to be a main character in the land I was in for a more family friendly event. It was a big paradigm shift, but I had so much fun!
@JuQui228
@JuQui228 2 жыл бұрын
“We can’t walk three feet without you people ruining this!” Me going out in a well populated area.
@PIE123441
@PIE123441 11 ай бұрын
Same honestly lmaoooo
@Dbsiee
@Dbsiee 2 жыл бұрын
random ladies: “we have buzz lightyear and woody to protect us🥺” nick: “we are certainly going to be of no help.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got me
@kristoferprepelica6749
@kristoferprepelica6749 2 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine a better person than Nick to visit a haunted house with! LOL
@Pandaliciousness
@Pandaliciousness 2 жыл бұрын
Now add bob and monet?! Done
@MrNeilTV
@MrNeilTV 2 жыл бұрын
Patti?!
@trix2799
@trix2799 2 жыл бұрын
I love the backdrop art of the clowns. That's some amazing artwork
@derrickallen6001
@derrickallen6001 2 жыл бұрын
Facts.
@jktosh
@jktosh 2 жыл бұрын
Omg... Matteo busting out Mariah when Molly screamed killed me
@JaJaM.C.
@JaJaM.C. 2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSS 🤣😂🤣
@hellokatiedoll
@hellokatiedoll 2 жыл бұрын
That was my fav part of the whole video lmaoo
@jazzkartton498
@jazzkartton498 2 жыл бұрын
Im on a train right now and cackled out loud
@wille5080
@wille5080 2 жыл бұрын
“Omg! It’s Chris Evans!” That dude just made Matteo’s day. 😂
@sndrakim2156
@sndrakim2156 2 жыл бұрын
after watching nick& matteo at Olive garden i was obsessed. I world go to olive garden work nick any day,!!!!!!!!!
@emmetstone1660
@emmetstone1660 2 жыл бұрын
When did he say that?
@michellemichellemichelle
@michellemichellemichelle 2 жыл бұрын
I know Matteo is the professional comedian, but Nick is the funny one lol. I could watch Nick dramatically experience anything. Please send him on a Louisiana swamp tour.
@hellokatiedoll
@hellokatiedoll 2 жыл бұрын
LA SWAMP TOUR lmaooooo what an incredible fuckin idea. I would die of laughter
@AYFKMRN
@AYFKMRN 2 жыл бұрын
Nick is the set-up guy- seriously how has Netflix NOT given Nick a special yet? They’re just a hot mess express lately, Matteo could singlehandedly rescue this dying brand.
@LetThemGrumbIe
@LetThemGrumbIe 2 жыл бұрын
That would be awesome.
@clementinetufts3454
@clementinetufts3454 2 жыл бұрын
They are a duo. Matteo is the straight man in these bits. He sets Nick up to be funny. Not a competition, a team.
@darthdaddy3071
@darthdaddy3071 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is the Robin Williams to Nick's Nathan Lane
@Shawn_hdx
@Shawn_hdx 2 жыл бұрын
The 'Yvie Oddly?!?!' took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jake.notfromstatefarm
@jake.notfromstatefarm 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@bloopity4117
@bloopity4117 Жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@hayleywallach
@hayleywallach Жыл бұрын
Screamed when he said that
@bridgettejones4865
@bridgettejones4865 4 ай бұрын
DEAD
@wearethebobs
@wearethebobs 2 жыл бұрын
Nick & Matteo pause to acknowledge chic wall treatments in the haunted house is just fantastic.
@iuliaradu8172
@iuliaradu8172 2 жыл бұрын
Matteo is using Nick as a shield. True friendship right there.
@jazzyw540
@jazzyw540 2 жыл бұрын
“Ma’am I’m gonna need you to give me three seconds. Count to the three” 😂 Nick is just gold I knew this was gonna be good after watching the olive garden video 😂
@gilly3531
@gilly3531 2 жыл бұрын
"Your BrEAath!!!"...he/she took that one personal. Like, that is not even part of a costume. 😂
@xSCHEF
@xSCHEF Жыл бұрын
I woUldNt Well… actually
@jasonmarks80
@jasonmarks80 2 жыл бұрын
"Jesus, cock sandwiches" is now my go-to phrase that I yell. Thank you both for being incredible humans.
@mysticseraph2213
@mysticseraph2213 2 жыл бұрын
After seeing Nick's dramatic responses to the plates dropping and breaking at Olive Garden, I just knew we were in for a scream-fest. Wasn't quite expecting him to finish up sounding like he'd chain smoked a packet of cigarettes and downed a fifth of whiskey, though 😂
@aldranzam3456
@aldranzam3456 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite was him just stuck saying oh oh oh oh oh no jesus oh oh oh!!!
@TheBadromance16
@TheBadromance16 Жыл бұрын
Sounding like Darlene from the Wawa 😂
@missbeahaven1935
@missbeahaven1935 9 ай бұрын
This did not disappoint!
@howdyshell123
@howdyshell123 2 жыл бұрын
Matteo breaking into Italian at 5:50 was perfect.
@wackyshxt
@wackyshxt 4 ай бұрын
When Nick said "no way you're a doctor, maybe a nurse practitioner" killed me 🤣
@Missjv2915
@Missjv2915 2 жыл бұрын
"I think I handled that well." I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ZombieVoldemort
@ZombieVoldemort 2 жыл бұрын
“I’ll see your ass in hell too.” 😂😂😂
@StrangeVizion
@StrangeVizion 2 жыл бұрын
“I would like you to not know me.” 😂 Nick is a riot 😂
@stevengauthier6142
@stevengauthier6142 2 жыл бұрын
"The Lohan's have been though alot" - Matteo Lane 2022. That shit took me out ☠
@johngatti4089
@johngatti4089 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody needs a Nick. Matteo and Nick have me full on tears and snot LOL. "Holy Shit Biscuits" I'll be watching this one on a loop for days.
@petermarcet4929
@petermarcet4929 2 жыл бұрын
The best
@simplicitylost
@simplicitylost 10 ай бұрын
At least when it comes to going through haunted houses, I am the Nick. My friend group thinks it’s funny but I get jump-scared easily.
@edwinjrpinney4651
@edwinjrpinney4651 2 жыл бұрын
“Last time I was double team in a hallway wasn’t like this” Nick is soooo hilarious.
@audreynelson3997
@audreynelson3997 4 ай бұрын
Definitely wasn’t with two women either 🤡🤣
@freyjabrigid
@freyjabrigid 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite observation is that whether it’s a haunted house or walking down the street to get groceries, Nick’s level of … uuhhh Nickness … is 100% consistent 😂
@joelsmith5461
@joelsmith5461 2 жыл бұрын
JESUS MOLLY, WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM YET!!! LOL
@AdrianaCuevas17
@AdrianaCuevas17 6 ай бұрын
I can’t with Nick as Woody…..with his lil black purse 😂
@thedavidj1996
@thedavidj1996 2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Nick being sassy and saying oh my god for 11 minutes
@morddas
@morddas 10 ай бұрын
I’ll watch it! 😂😂😂
@Individualthatisabsorbant
@Individualthatisabsorbant 4 ай бұрын
Or: Woody and Buzz return to Sid's Room: Horror Edition.
@JaJaM.C.
@JaJaM.C. 2 жыл бұрын
"It's too much! YOU'RE DOING THE MOST." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 NICK HAD ME ROLLINGGGGG...
@unknown-sx8sn
@unknown-sx8sn Жыл бұрын
I agree, it’s way too much😴💤
@lauriemaxwell1171
@lauriemaxwell1171 2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t threaten me with a good time”. Everyone needs a Nick in their life.
@joshuaweiss1249
@joshuaweiss1249 2 жыл бұрын
Nick is so ambiently funny xD
@BroadConcept
@BroadConcept 2 жыл бұрын
Nick does not have a lick of charm when talking to other people. But what he does have is the most hilarious reactions 😆
@sixvidios7677
@sixvidios7677 Жыл бұрын
"Well there's no God in you that's for damn sure." and "Yvie Oddly??" sends me. I am in tears over these two 😭😭😭
@gdebat
@gdebat 2 жыл бұрын
"I think I handled that pretty well" - Nick
@geekyvixen
@geekyvixen 2 жыл бұрын
"Jesus, let me get down the stairs!" That's me at a haunted house.
@roseslime713
@roseslime713 2 жыл бұрын
The actors absolutely ate that up. I would feel so uncomfortable just having a clown cry and scream in my face, let alone 3 of them. Surprised there wasn't a "You've got a friend in me" joke from Nick, but it doesn't matter, this video is gold! Happy (early) Halloween! Now onto my rewatch of the scary godmother...
@debrasouza4342
@debrasouza4342 2 жыл бұрын
The "jesus! Shit biscuits!" Had me pissing my pants!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love haunted houses, but I act just like nick!
@gillmorevanderhaus
@gillmorevanderhaus 2 жыл бұрын
"Yvie Oddly?" 😄
@gingervitis6663
@gingervitis6663 Жыл бұрын
8:17 When you get a free sample at Costco so good that you put on an elaborate disguise to get another one. But the staff still recognize you...
@kristenmurphy4122
@kristenmurphy4122 Жыл бұрын
I love that the hat stayed on whole time.
@JonTheJotter
@JonTheJotter Жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when Nick yelled “Awoh my gaaaaawd” 😂. He’s so funny and Matteo’s impression of him is so on point.
@SarahLeaf
@SarahLeaf Жыл бұрын
How Matteo is just laughing at Nick and protecting him the whole time🤣
@farfle
@farfle 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, Nick carries on in the tradition of Charles Nelson Reilly and Paul Lynde! This was absolutely hilarious!
@hellokatiedoll
@hellokatiedoll 2 жыл бұрын
Nick is freaking hilarious at all times. Literally anywhere. And Matteo constantly breaking into song even in such a scary and high stress environment SENT me 😂. I love this pair omg
@donjamesanderson
@donjamesanderson 2 жыл бұрын
Ok. You guys need your own show. I'm rolling on the floor here.
@hergar5780
@hergar5780 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way Matteo is just a spectator in Nick’s show, this guy « oh my god » is so funny 😂
@nirik8823
@nirik8823 2 жыл бұрын
Statler and Waldorf the early years 😂 my stomach hurts, im crying, this is SO good. Nick is so funny and Mateo dying laughing at him makes it so much funnier.
@scooneil
@scooneil 2 жыл бұрын
1:54. Slayed me with the impromptu Mariah Carey bit, hahaha.
@sierrabrown6144
@sierrabrown6144 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE start a podcast together. You all are so fn hilarious!
@wizardfromthewest
@wizardfromthewest Жыл бұрын
Omg Matteo is right. Nick sounds just like Squidward I'm pissing myself.
@iuliangheorghita1716
@iuliangheorghita1716 2 жыл бұрын
Nicks commentary was EVERYTHING. 😂
@mafbranch23
@mafbranch23 2 жыл бұрын
Nick has the greatest phrases literally ever 🤣 Matteo's laugh is amazingly contagious! I would love to hang out with these two just people-watching
@Morgawayne
@Morgawayne 11 ай бұрын
Came here after Matteo refered to the scary house in a I Never Liked You podcast. 😂😂😂 It's hard to scare me and I love to see people getting scared, I would love to go here with Nick!! 👻🤡🔪
@goodymiller
@goodymiller 2 жыл бұрын
This was everything I needed in my life today. I could literally watch you two read the phone book and it would bring me immeasurable joy. I beg you, please take Nick to an amusement park and drag him onto the biggest coaster you can find.
@yo.momma_og
@yo.momma_og 2 жыл бұрын
Nick had me in tears! 😂 Especially when he said “it sounds like I smoked seven packs of cigarettes!” 💀🤣
@blondeedm
@blondeedm 2 жыл бұрын
You two are hysterical together! I love watching your reactions to Nick! Love you Matteo!
@joyanna9433
@joyanna9433 2 жыл бұрын
Nick is such a unique character. I love him and love the weird love/hate dynamic between you two.
@parkerjett
@parkerjett Жыл бұрын
4:49 Nick - "JESUS COCK SANDWICHES!!!" words to live by.
@超虎生活
@超虎生活 2 жыл бұрын
Nick went from sounding like Squidward to sounding like George Burns.
@JoelGonzalez-ud7qo
@JoelGonzalez-ud7qo 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta respect what it takes to run a good haunted house...even if it's similar to what's offered on Grinder...
@Felktl09
@Felktl09 2 жыл бұрын
I never clicked on a video faster. Give these two a show.
@amberrene5507
@amberrene5507 2 жыл бұрын
Matteo just hiding behind Nick the whole time was killing me.. if I cant use them as a human sheild I dont want it 🤣
@BrandeeM
@BrandeeM 3 ай бұрын
Matteo doesn't even get a chance to be scared, too busy laughing at Nick 😂
@MasonJar13
@MasonJar13 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing is more terrifying than an overcrowded maze of New York actors
@emmarie2930
@emmarie2930 8 ай бұрын
Love the camera person being scared around 3:23
@Me-wx1mt
@Me-wx1mt 2 жыл бұрын
just judging off of Nick's reaction during the *battle at olive garden* I knew this would be a good one
@earth1ntruderbxl
@earth1ntruderbxl 5 ай бұрын
next Halloween, Nick should be dressed as Dame Maggie Smith
@justgreat79
@justgreat79 2 жыл бұрын
"The Lohan's have been through a lot... Evie Oddly?"
@dianachann
@dianachann 5 ай бұрын
"I would like you not to know me" 😂😂😂
@stephpopiela3351
@stephpopiela3351 2 жыл бұрын
This is seriously the best thing on KZbin. So funny....Oh my God!! 🤣🤣🤣
@unknown-sx8sn
@unknown-sx8sn Жыл бұрын
😂sure Jan🙄
@videoexpert101
@videoexpert101 2 жыл бұрын
"Nick that's a nice thing to say, the Lohans have been through a lot" LMAO (7:30)
@AlienKissy
@AlienKissy 2 жыл бұрын
I watched in hopes that these two would give me courage to go to the haunted house my lovely friends are forcing me to go to on Halloween....still scared haha
@Jvich
@Jvich 2 жыл бұрын
You got this :-) - I get so nervous every time my friends drag me to a haunted house but once you’re in there it goes by so fast and it’s a lot of fun ! And the feeling after is actually rewarding :)
@ambur1595
@ambur1595 2 жыл бұрын
The nerves before tend to be more scary then the event itself. Trick your brain into expecting the worse and its never that bad in the reality of it. It's also a good adrenaline rush and a level of excitement because you went through one. Just be sure to not hit or kick the scare actors, I have almost done it a few times since that's how I react
@joshuarosario1203
@joshuarosario1203 2 жыл бұрын
I go through them literally screaming at everything. But then i laugh. Just know, nothing will happen to you and noone will touch you.
@dogdonut3
@dogdonut3 2 жыл бұрын
When people jump out and you don't like how scary they are or how close they are just yell, "you dropped your phone" It'll work to get them to break character and look around at least once, and you can scuttle off to the next terror.
@CCela1608
@CCela1608 2 жыл бұрын
Go with somebody who will hold your hand. I went for the first time with a friend who is a total G in the haunted house and it was great because I was having a heart attack but they were smiling hahaha
@garysanford6630
@garysanford6630 2 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely hysterical! Thanks, guys!!
@oliviacorona7563
@oliviacorona7563 2 жыл бұрын
Nick's is soo funny. I love how he kept you laughing the whole way through lol
@mattheology
@mattheology 2 жыл бұрын
DYING AT THE YVIE ODDLY REFERENCE 7:50 😭😭😭
@PauloNavarro
@PauloNavarro 2 жыл бұрын
7:48 "Yvie Oddly?". Haha
@Sugarskulls_forever
@Sugarskulls_forever 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO NICK OMG "Is that sh1t or blood on your shirt?!"
@onthisspotwithjohnbert3847
@onthisspotwithjohnbert3847 2 жыл бұрын
Ten minutes of non-stop hysterics. Nick in a haunted house is almost as funny as Matteo laughing at Nick in a haunted house.
@joelsmith5461
@joelsmith5461 2 жыл бұрын
OMG this was freaking hilarious!!! We all knew that Nick being easily startled by noises would have us laughing our asses off at every time he got scared, but who knew that with each OH MY GOD he'd shout that he'd also be critiquing all the haunted house actors performances LOL. It was like watching an angry chicken running for his life though a KFC slaughter house while verbally bitch-slapping everyone in his path LOL
@rbtobi
@rbtobi 2 жыл бұрын
when the two of you get together = pure comedic genius magic! LOL
@funfunster
@funfunster 2 жыл бұрын
We're doing shots every time Nick screams "OMG!" Needless-to-say, we're all on the way to the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
@MissBlueEyeliner
@MissBlueEyeliner 2 жыл бұрын
I just have to say thank you so much for putting that warning at 2:48, I’ve gotten caught out with photosensitive epilepsy so many times, I really appreciate the thoughtfulness
@Meepers_the_Great
@Meepers_the_Great 2 жыл бұрын
“He’s an angry homosexual, this is what a real estate agent does when you’re in New York for too long” has me DYYYYIIIINNNNGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂
@scottallen9947
@scottallen9947 2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard. Almost as much as the Olive Garden video. You are beyond hilarious together! Thanks.
@Music_Psycho-y2n
@Music_Psycho-y2n 3 ай бұрын
8:17 the “ you again “😂😂😂😂😂😂
@islot40
@islot40 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hysterical 🤣. "OH my God; why, why, why!?" I actually snorted 😅🤣🤣😂. So funny. You need to make this a yearly offering!
@clairebarth3019
@clairebarth3019 9 ай бұрын
The OH MY GODDDD sends me every time
@kjdnyhmghfvb
@kjdnyhmghfvb 2 жыл бұрын
GIVE THIS MAN HIS 3 SECONDS! RESPECT THE BOUNDARY!
@marysalmon2367
@marysalmon2367 2 жыл бұрын
'I think I handled pretty well" had me just dying.
@enchantro
@enchantro 2 жыл бұрын
This was HILARIOUS!🤣
@brendarolph-teisan4085
@brendarolph-teisan4085 29 күн бұрын
I. Absolutely. Laughed. My. Ass. Off.
@mstraction
@mstraction 2 жыл бұрын
Nick the realtor is hilarious....Oh my god....Matteo you are so lucky to have him as a friend...
@brodypereira970
@brodypereira970 5 ай бұрын
"Honestly not the worst date I've had" when I tell you I spit my espresso out 😂
@QueerlyBeloved386
@QueerlyBeloved386 2 жыл бұрын
Just what I wanted - more Nick and his dramatics, love him.
@margohall-snyder972
@margohall-snyder972 11 ай бұрын
So glad I watched your podcast today just so I could piss myself laughing at this video 😂 I love you guys ❤
@Galwitamal
@Galwitamal 2 жыл бұрын
Nick to an actor: “your doing the most!” In a haunted house where they should do the most lol
@janetgorman8149
@janetgorman8149 2 жыл бұрын
Nick..."jesus shit biscuits..."...I almost peed myself laughing......that was fantastic!
@AmiableAimee
@AmiableAimee 2 жыл бұрын
Nick screaming "why why why" at 5:25 made me think he and Mateo would make a great Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding for Halloween next year...or maybe just brunch next week. Whatever man, there's no bad time to dress like an ice skater.
@christianbrown7959
@christianbrown7959 2 жыл бұрын
Im at the howdy/Holly/Molly part and Im dying already 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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