What's Actually In The Ocean? - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 37

This week's topic is What's Actually In The Ocean?
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[@stoptorturingme]

Watching nick referring to the information he learned in previous episodes and giving a look at the camera is like watching my nephew proudly explaing specs of dinosaurs he learned at his kintergarden to me.

[@alwaysamy4]

I can’t believe I just posted basically the same thing lol 😂

[@cetaceous_rex]

DIAMETER. DIAMETER. THE WORD YOU WANT IS DIAMETER

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

They didn't cover that in Nick's school.

[@blemelin]

@@BiohazardBinkie777 Seems like there were a LOT of things not covered in Nick's school.

[@mrmr4622]

@@blemelin which is crazy cause its like the most basic stuff you could learn

[@lstockton8468]

I was screaming that at the screen and dying laughing every time he tried to imagine the earth's layers! bwahahahahahahha!

[@kellyslingerland8575]

I was happy he knew the word radius was actually associated with something round. #mathteacherproblems

[@GSP96]

As a geologist nick was actually asking great questions. He might enjoy learning geology

[@pretty_flowers]

As a fellow geologist I agree! I was thinking the same thing

[@wings_bl]

Ditto as a geology student!

[@sheefree]

Not a geologist, but I also felt they were very good questions!

[@moara4144]

As an oceanographer, I assumed this episode would be intensely frustrating, and I was correct.

[@JENNIFERBOO]

Matteo is looking butch and Nick is ready for his Jazz ensemble recital. ❤

[@vmmurphy3918]

Haha

[@neuroxin1701]

I feel like Nick borrowed that top from Liza Minnelli

[@emilywoodcock6959]

AND ALL THAT JAZZ

[@H3H3HEE]

I read that as rectal 🥴

[@brittanioliver9000]

“Dirt with water in it”… god I love this podcast 😂 this is the MOST high but sober conversation I’ve ever heard and I LOVE it

[@JonathanHernandez-zn2kv]

We need Nick & Matteo on Amazing Race STAT! I could only imagine the arguing and hilarity that would ensue! 😂😂😂

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

The viewer retention from just the two of them squabbling would be enough for the studios to cheat and keep them in the race 🏃‍♂️🏃

[@orielwiggins2225]

I don't even really know what that show is but for agree.

[@Knappa22]

“Leave Titanic ALONE!” Matteo has a Chris Crocker moment there 😁

[@kraytard]

ty for this

[@EmarinPendaloan]

Pardon me while I get sincere in the comments for a minute, I’ve watched everything on both of your channels (and teach me daddy) over the last month as I’ve been going through an incredibly difficult time and I really really really appreciate you guys. You’ve helped me keep my head above water.

[@dogdonut3]

I'm sorry you had to go through this. I've been there recently, too. Getting closer to God helped me immeasurably. And My favorite youtubers kept me distracted and that was a huge help too. I pray and hope things get better for you.

[@Jett-King]

So, was that an ocean joke at the end?

[@amandamarinovich6164]

Keep going, love ❤️ it's worth it

[@orielwiggins2225]

Good for you finding what works to help thru the darkness. Sending hope and peace to your heart and mind. And I don't know if you see it, but the pun at the end of your comment is a good sign. 😊

[@EmarinPendaloan]

@@Jett-King yes. I felt it was demanded by the video.

[@RaidenFaShogun]

Nick saying Radius 12 times and I'm over here screaming "SOMEONE PLEASE SAY DIAMETER"

[@Mlake2003]

I was impressed that he knew there was a word for it! Continued with the wrong word, but it's still progress!

[@michaelrobson3460]

Funny as I was shouting circumference and I was so wrong...

[@billiepotts1541]

to be fair, he is correct-the Earth’s radius is ~4,000 miles. The core starts about halfway to the center of the Earth.

[@user-kb7og6jc9r]

Podcast idea: cruises! Would love to hear more about Matteo’s work on a cruise ship. ❤

[@jordanfreking3161]

I love the callbacks "Like in Lake Michigan, apparently that's huge"

[@hernalexito]

Nick is that friend that instantly makes us feel smart. 🤭

[@jarwong3991]

i dont know, i feel stupider watching this.

[@bilhamcobbly2957]

This show is a gift to humanity.

[@sammonsalve5657]

As an earth science major. 5his was absolutely hilarious with a dash of infuriating. Hah. Love ya guys

[@DareDB]

Can someone teach Nick the word “diameter”? Lol

[@caileymorris6859]

My thought exactly lol

[@justascomplicated8182]

Radius*

[@mail4dodi]

In usual Nick fashion, he was half right

[@michaeljones4380]

Diameter is the distance around a spherical object, like the earth. Nick is correct in that the radius is the distance through the earth from one side, through the center to the other side.

[@vm9450]

​@@michaeljones4380 You're talking about circumference. Diameter is twice the radius and is the straight line from a point in the circle passing through the center to the opposite point in the circle... circumference is the distance measured if you were, say, walking around the circle

[@danaeckert6824]

Nick is absolutely correct. Jellyfish are so lovely.

[@max_sch4462]

Yes, and so are sea turtles!

[@ndrwfm]

@@max_sch4462 🪼 🐢

[@shivanis1537]

True frienship love: Matteo: You are a jellyfish - you're a spineless poison filled amoeba Also Matteo: We need to go get tickets together Nick: I'll go without you Aw ... 💖

[@arianabarouk]

These need to be longer! I literally laugh out loud at work listening to this podcast

[@TheYanGarciaa]

"Quote me on that" isn't it actually the Pacific? LMFAOOOO

[@carbine090909]

Depends on how you measure events.

[@ivo8312]

ohhh was he referring to the ring of fire?? lol

[@mirandaburgin]

"WHO DISCOVERS THE OCEAN??"

[@HazyDayzPlayz]

I am also terrified of the ocean. Anywhere where I have to bring my own oxygen is a no go 😬

[@brickrichbuilds]

Living in Nick's head would be a near breadth experience.

[@trippingthelight]

the ocean floor is mostly sand. as you get deeper it becomes more like an asphault consistency, which is the mantel, getting more liquid as you get closer to the core. The inner core, however, is solid.

[@jhubeJELLO]

but how do we know that

[@trippingthelight]

@@jhubeJELLO volcanos, core samples, physics and math

[@MilesToGoGo]

“Isn’t your body like 80% water??” [just answered that question minutes earlier] No wonder Nick acts like everything he hears is new information every time 😂

[@frankgyure3154]

I saw Nick's visit to Vermont. Nick was confused about whether or not Vermont bordered an ocean. It happened to be Lake Champlain.

[@varshanaidu8033]

Sea Turtles are amazing ocean animals! They all eat jellyfish - coicidence that Nick chose that as his favourite animal! Yes you do get freshwater jellies

[@MetalxMonica]

This podcast is the closest to gay Beavis & Butthead we will ever get. 🙏

[@mirandaburgin]

Nick should really be sponsored by the ocean at this point

[@Zyryne1]

And Lizzo is putting on a face to read him down again. LOL 😊❤

[@dustin9132]

There are FIVE oceans. 1) Atlantic 2) Pacific 3) Indian 4) Arctic 5) Southern

[@mattservais4795]

Southern? You mean Antarctic Ocean?

[@mary.ramidan]

There are 7 oceans: Arctic, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, North Pacific, South Pacific, Indian, and Antarctic Ocean

[@vlwbug1986]

The magma layer of the earth doesn’t go to the core. It’s actually not that deep compared to some layers. It isn’t lava until it erupts from a volcano. Oceanographers study the ocean. Radius is from the middle to the edge 1800 miles. Diameter is from edge to edge 3600 miles

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

Thank you, I knew I wasn't the only one thinking this.

[@13Aarushi]

I really like how this podcast feels like the internet coming together to give Nick a middle school education. I mean this in the most loving way.

[@yello_ismello]

nicks pure confusion is me at my earths core

[@zuitsuit80]

The Carpathia rescued 705 Titanic survivors in 1912. Fun fact: Carpathia was sunk by a torpedo in WWI.

[@joshde4807]

I would watch a show of people trying to teach Nick basic skills. How to make a fire, first aid, etc.

[@revwillyg6450]

And maybe the difference between radius and diameter

[@lexclark4151]

In my kitchen screaming DIAMETER

[@dariasmeh]

Wow Nick pronounced "Newfoundland" like pretty much perfectly. Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@bytowneboy]

I’m not familiar with “New Finland.” Sounds Scandiwegian.

[@TheDopekitty]

As an Atlantic Canadian, I concur!

[@SCMelArts]

And yet he can't pronounce "Appalachian" correctly. Having suffered through the two of them mispronouncing that so badly I nearly fell off the couch when he got New Foundland so nearly perfect on the first try

[@dariasmeh]

@@SCMelArts I thought the same thing 🤣 and for Appalachian he was staunch about how right he was. Fighting for it tooth and nail. Newfoundland he just said it and moved on.

[@riptotheoldu]

I particularly love this episode because September 3rd I start an oceanology class . Perfect timing 😊

[@Soulself11]

I enjoy listening to the both of you so much!! The moment you both said "Oooooooo!" at the same time (the freshwater jellyfish moment), I laughed so hard that I woke my neighbors. 😹😹😹😹

[@ardas77]

Conversion from feet to miles is hilarious. It's like that lady from the meme with numbers floating around her head.

[@SCMelArts]

It reminded me of the SNL sketch in which George Washington was explaining the US system of weights and measurements

[@iluvbowser]

Glad to see Nick retaining and applying his learning from other episodes 👏🏾👏🏾

[@a_charb]

16:40 for some reason the shirt adjustment after yelling PIRATES?! really got me good 😅🤣

[@jocelynhale7168]

They way he so casually mentions he got to hang out with a penguin😫

[@cass_ket]

that's diameter, Nick

[@amykinssss5877]

I NEED YOU TWO ON AMAZING RACE!!!! The way I’d countdown each minute til the episodes air 😂

[@kentompkins7957]

This episode is a real Mensa meeting 🤣

[@WildThingGarden]

The look Nick gave Mateo when he said “I was closer!” @ 11:52 made me laugh so hard. I rewound it several times. 😂😂😂😂

[@michellelousy]

this was so chaotic I love it btw sea horses!!! sea horses guys

[@jonathan1636]

1:55 in a comedy podcast having to clarify something you say is comedy is, well, the ultimate joke 😂 15:13 Nick I hope you read this. We know earths core is molten because of seismic activity. Turns out earthquakes produce different types of waves. Some of these waves cannot cross liquid mediums. By measuring and mapping earthquakes and their waves, we know some of the waves during an earthquake seem to disappear. This means that the earth stops being solid at some point. Combined with data gathered by mapping the other waves we can conclude that the core of the earth is molten.

[@jlshel42]

My day has been stressful, then I opened KZbin. The title alone has saved me, thanks boys.

[@Oltoir]

"..does anyone know?" got me to spit out my water lol

[@oriaocean9176]

N:"who discovers the oceans?"...me: James Cameron?

[@jeiwaru]

8:45 Nick putting Matteo in impossible situations 😆

[@JenniferMcMahonhawaii78]

Are we talking about Billy Ocean? 😂😂😂😂 THE BEST OCEAN!!!

[@jenniferbelveal4331]

14:44 from land to the core is the radius, Nick. You're talking about the diameter. Well, at least you know it's round 😅

[@HotPantsMcGee]

I hate when Nick and I fully agree on something. "What's the first thing you'd do on the Castaway island?" Cry. 10000%

[@demolitionwoman_OFMD]

however much you're paying Chris, it's not enough 😂

[@sarty]

I just could not stop laughing at Nick's exasperation at these facts! Also, Nick was asking great questions and I learned a lot! You guys are hilarious!

[@Meeggzzzz]

I would pay to see these two on the amazing race 😂

[@blu48]

"More of space is discovered." I can't breathe. 😂😂😂😂

[@PeggyPegg]

Pirates are notorious discoverers.

[@raventitania945]

Matteo, tell Nick that sea turtles eat jellyfish so your favorite animal beats his 😂

[@SactownOwen]

That "wow" was the deepest sound I've ever heard Nick make. 😂

[@ozmoe]

Between Nick's wild comments as usual and Matteo letting us know he's not had a driver's license for years, this episode has left me agog and laughing for a great start to the Labor Day weekend.

[@andreaus.]

12:22 …I fainted. 🗣SIINNNG, NICK SMITH!!!!😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

15:55 Matteo emphasizing how big space is to Nick is so funny

[@zzz3zs]

80% is no surprise. Even scientists are thinking, "no thanks, that's none of my business".

[@daniellesaul2774]

Sometimes Nick is making the most sense and Mateo and Chris gaslight him lol 😂 I shouldn’t laugh but everyone gets confused lol

[@QueenEric1987]

This is my favorite podcast. It’s pure and genuine. So many podcasts want to create the feeling of friends just talking, but this just does it. If this wasn’t a podcast and a camera followed these two around without them knowing, we would get the same content and topics.

[@BigAlexgator]

Leave the titanic alone!!! Just leave it alooooone! 😭 Love the “leave Britney alone!!!” Reference 😂😂😂

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Squidward 😂

[@nuriben7910]

This 😂😂😂😂😂

[@M24071]

"you freak, bestiality is illegal " that part made me spit out my coffee lol

[@nho415]

I'd love to see these two on the Amazing Race. Matteo would be the brawns and brains, while Nick would have the wingspan and the drama.

[@RealityButWorse]

This devolved so quickly, I can’t.

[@joshchotiner]

Lol the Titanic definitely did have engines and wasn't just a huge towboat. 🤣

[@revwillyg6450]

I think he meant the little emergency boats. He's dense, but not that bad😂

[@TheVid54]

Penguins are quite gay, so it was love at first sight.

[@Istr]

"Do better! ...people." Nick is so cute ❤

[@_bloom_7807]

Nick discovering how little we know about the ocean: “We gotta get better. Do better!”

[@SpareMom]

“Do better, People!” 😜 in nicks head the pressure that increases as one descends is just one more detail he’s not going to acknowledge.

[@ajeykul]

Oh God ..... Marine scientist 16:51 discover the ocean 😂

[@al200604]

Matteo is exuding 80's dad energy and I'm here for it

[@ajl0130]

“Do better people!”- Nick Smith 😂

[@lmboh8585]

Nick is so pure about what he doesn't know that you just have to accept and live with it. Matteo understands that, but like the good friend he is, he still tries to educate him.

[@coffeepie]

absolutely with you on the jellyfish, Nick - they're delightful. My main reason for ever going to an aquarium. And Matteo is right when comparing Nick to a jellyfish, just his reasoning is faulty. Jellyfish are elegant creatures just floating along minding their own business and being fabulous.

[@SimonCantan]

They've talked about Amazing Race a couple of times. I'd love to see them on Jet Lag. The bickering would be amazing

[@mcleishfamily]

Oh, I think it'd escalate far beyond bicker.🤣

[@SimonCantan]

@@mcleishfamily The first ever Jet Lag murder :D

[@Rivoltasata]

Now we need a show with you two exploring the oceans and teaching us all! That was hilarious and beautiful to see Nick’s wonder about our Big Blue! 💙

[@LoquaciousLemonade]

Early oceanliners had huge steam engines in their boiler rooms! Crew members did not row them like Viking ships going to raid villages.🤣

[@The_Super_NOVA]

Nick not knowing 6th grade geology is so entertaining 😂

[@jetizon]

I thought we’d hit the topic about sharks testing positive for cocaine along Brazil - random headline news now

[@scooneil]

Nick and Matteo are all out here going "cast me on Survivor or the Amazing Race." I'm over here wishing I could get cast on Flea Market Flip.

[@Bewefau]

Someone got lost in the ocean for days and he was floating and another man was on a boat in the ocean alone for 74 days. It was from a show I shouldn't be alive you should watch it Matteo. You should watch it with Nick and make a video lol

[@laurenambrose4012]

I love you two. You’re The Odd Couple & I love laughing with you and at you. 😆

[@mistywebs]

I live for Chris's giggling and reactions. also this might be my fav topic yall have done, gold.

[@mistywebs]

in fact please do a ocean 2 episode and then space pleeeease... actually all topics covered in Montessori school would be awesome thank youuuuuuu :D

[@TechnicJunglist]

"What is dirt?" 😂😂😂

[@RobOlivierbjr64]

This was so enjoyable and surprisingly informative and the chemistry with all of you is off the charts👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😎

[@zuitsuit80]

Marine geologists study the topography and makeup of the oceans.

[@nathan1255]

Dying at the idea of the crew just rowing the Titanic across the ocean

[@dziobak101]

I wish I were a science or history teacher, so I could just show these episodes during class instead of teach. You know, because of their accuracy.

[@KateFrederick-tc6ku]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ u2 on this makes my day go faster at work, they think I am a crazy person sitting at my desk laughing w headphones on hahaha

[@davidfrania8990]

Matteo, I'm sure you've seen Kathleen Madigan and her obsession with that Malaysian flight that went down! I don't think they will ever find it. A friend of mine lives right on the shore of Lake Erie and it is so relaxing to just sit in her backyard and enjoy the view and watch the occasional boats, jet skiers ,and the ferries going to the islands. There's something so soothing about being by the water. But I have zero desire to be out in the middle of the ocean!!! No. Thanks. Great episode, guys!