Matteo Lane & Nick Smith Do NYC Christmas

[@cloud__99]

It looks like Matteo going shopping with his high maintenance rich mom 😂

[@cornflake233]

Ha!

[@tjlarson6519]

Like a tall thin sober Liza

[@vincentimbesi3947]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mmh290]

Perfection.

[@lindabarragan8055]

Lol😂yes

[@TheDancingBell]

nick walking around sounding like squidward looking like cruella is my spirit animal. so much joy from this gent

[@JoVicttor49]

Nick belongs in a Vogue cover.

[@mikewhite4560]

I'm thinking Vogue CENTERFOLD.😅

[@pikachuhatyu]

more like, conversion therapy

[@pikachuhatyu]

jk merry Christmas yall

[@stache1954]

He would break the machine.@@pikachuhatyu

[@jhubeJELLO]

Yeah someone should give him a Vogue to cover up with

[@jedrick001]

Nicks impression of the old man makes him sound even more like Paul Lynde what an icon😂

[@JeffTaylor-tr7my]

Did somebody call for an EYE-con? Nick is such a diva.

[@Loveboatreruns1978]

That's who he reminds me of! Thank you!

[@premiumfruits3528]

As a straight man, there is nothing on this planet even remotely as funny as 2 sassy gay dudes roasting the shit out of anything and everything.

[@JesusAllinChrist]

😅☝🏻

[@charlievaluck]

I would pass out laughing if I was walking down 5th with those two

[@willsx2]

Nick does look like a Tim Burton character 😅 Merry Christmas to you both and thank you for providing so many laughs this year. All the best for 2024.

[@AG-yz3jw]

the only holiday film i will be watching is this

[@pegm5937]

Preach!😂

[@TheSusieggd]

Matteo and Nick are always such fun and never fail to dissapoint. 😂❤

[@anneitsanne]

They are Thee Odd Couple that we need and deserve.

[@giovannasoaresdearaujo360]

Funny enough, on the topic of Home Alone, they translated the name of the movie in Brazil to “Esqueceram de Mim”, witch literally means “they forgot about me” 😂😂 it really denounces the parents neglect to Kevin’s whereabouts if you think about it

[@jamieeaton1605]

Nick is feeling his 5th Ave housewife fantasy

[@erikat5678]

Nick, your apathetic disapproval is reminiscent of every Italian Christmas ever! Thank you for that! Love you Matteo. Buon Natale e Buon Anno! 🇮🇹🎅🏻🎄

[@kellyharris5009]

The way that girl in the pink coat and headphones looked at nick when you two stood in front of the ice rink 😂

[@cuucnsbfl9913]

Joe Says: I may need to watch this again and look for that! I lived in Chicago for 5 years and I realize that living in a big crowded city you learn to Adapt to the environment - like, you can be standing in the middle of a thick throng of people and simply ignoring EVERYONE AROUND YOU EXCEPT For your Friend who is standing right beside you - an urban adaptation I learned quite well (unless you notice a Hot Guy in the crowd, in which case you then pay attention to HIM... AND Your Friend!!)

[@GregoryCooper-eh6yk]

For Christmas this year I want a time machine so I can see Nick as an 85 year old....it is going to be SUCH a hoot !!!

[@praestant8]

He's already there!

[@barbiemarie2376]

Nick is dressed to enter the Matrix 😂

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

“The Matrix” in this context sounds like the latest nightclub as described by Stefon.

[@lindasussman8695]

I grew up in N.Y. I baby sat for a Rockett.🎉

[@TheVid54]

My favorite part was when you guys scared the window displays away. Merry Xmas and Happy New Year fellas!

[@frankmancini]

Nick's look is so good here, I love the fur trench-length coat 🧥

[@sondersighs]

I think it would be a blessing to be their friend. These guys seem like people you can rely on for a upfront answer. Have a happy new year ❤😊

[@TheSongwritingCat]

I would take a walking tour with Matteo and that glamorous giraffe

[@teacarp]

The zoom in on the zamboni while talking about Michelle Trachtenberg sleeping with the zamboni driver… incredible

[@FoxPopuliMusic]

nick is radiating a vague disney villain energy

[@kylereddell]

your personalities perfectly complement each other for these videos. thanks for the holiday content! merry xmas.

[@cuttwice3905]

According to anybody who raises sheep, the shepards usually keep watch over their flocks at night during the spring because that is when sheep are usually deliver lambs. Hot dog with ketchup? Gevalt!

[@MrDLW2010]

Nick is like “I’ve never met this Deli Worker before.. don’t touch my coat!”

[@arinikole]

The display just rising to the heavens while they are talking killed me😂

[@praestant8]

I love Matteo and Nick's cynicism with Home Alone. My life would be less rich without their holiday snarkyness.

[@amysexton7505]

you two are so cute together. nick smith is an elegant giraffe

[@hedwignl8118]

Matteo and Nick.., you both are wonderful! Thank you for all the laughs this year!! Wishing you a happy Christmas ❤️⭐️🎄🥰 and all the best for 2024!

[@MM-zs7rp]

Uniqlo’s base layers are SO WARM, aside from that it’s ridiculous to have the display go with the damn elevator 😂

[@poppycock20]

10:06 absolutely crying at this woman putting on literal earmuffs to avoid the ice princess convo

[@awildwandering]

Hahaha that's awesome

[@monicaalvarez5696]

Sunglasses on an extremely overcast and obviously chilly NYC day, I love it.

[@alnibodycare]

Sunglasses outside always. Period. Doesn’t matter what the sun is doing.

[@TrainsFerriesFeet]

You guys could make a FORTUNE doing comedy tours. I know my way around NYC, but I'd still buy a tour because you guys are such a hoot. (and so lovable)

[@backtomonobacktomono3490]

Nick looks amazing! The sunglasses, the bag, and that fantastic (real) fur coat. Nick, you wear it well.

[@MauiMauiMe]

Happy Festivus! Thanks for this wonderful, entertaining tour of NYC. 🎄

[@simplytina7392]

You two always bring a smile to my face.

[@chadjeffery2672]

You put KETCHUP on hotdogs and you're too good for Olive Garden? Oh honey. Nick has been redeemed, it's a Christmas miracle.

[@morgansidwell3098]

That! Was my first thought… ketchup?!? And then like… ketchup only? Are we 2?

[@awildwandering]

That's so chicago. We love it. Blasphemy in NY

[@TheMyoMimi]

I love that as Matteo puts on more layers his hotness diminishes, but Nick becomes hotter. Nick is wearing the hell out of that coat and sunglasses.

[@JamisonMcGlothlen]

I love watching both of you. I have never been to New York, thank you for the tour. I bet Christmas time is amazing there.

[@BritInvLvr]

I’m living for Nick’s coat.

[@craven718]

I’m as straight as the day is dumb And I feel Matteo is my soul mate. Hotdog with with only ketchup? Dbz reference? 🖤🖤🖤 I love you man!

[@entropy22]

I could watch 1 hour of this.

[@s4bombshell]

Nick’s ensemble is doing the most and I am here for it 👏🏼🫰🏼

[@rogerfleming8675]

You and Nick seem so fun to be around it'd be awesome to meet you one day however I feel like Nick would make me cry 😂

[@paulamccann9109]

Please host the New Year’s Eve ball drop!!! OMG it would be the best!

[@NickSmith09]

Could you imagine😂

[@awildwandering]

Nick would faint from the noise and anxiety. Put Mariah singing behind them

[@canadianrobot]

Someone needs to say it. Nick is God's gift 🙏 Merry Christmas Gents ❤

[@muscman6075]

Matteo an Nick are incredible together. So funny

[@AtelierWong]

You fellows banter and holiday window tour in Manhattan is funtastic. Thanks for spreading cheer.

[@BeautyandtheBronx]

It’s Mateo in a North Face and what looks like an empty book bag for me 😅😅😅 According to Nick, Mateo did not get the memo! 😂😂😂

[@manquo]

I live that mateo is besties with irl squidward. It’s just makes sense for no reason ❤

[@Smoof29]

Happy Christmas boys! Always love to see you together and I'm really enjoying the 15min pods

[@rosee8911]

This was a fun video! TY for showing us NYC during Christmas season - everything was beautiful

[@GiselleKlara]

I wanna see you guys explain NYC to Nick’s family. I just feel like that would be a funtiviity.

[@tom-ss2mn]

I love it when you two team up

[@jademarianna]

I could watch an hour of this.

[@sheilag9345]

Another fun video ! Mateo does not like astrology but nailed the correct sun sign for the Dec 25 th birthday !

[@Miss_Camel]

AND casually addressed the fact that Christians literally rescheduled the birth of Jesus just to keep pagans from celebrating the solstice…I literally love him!

[@mistywebs]

@@Miss_Camel 👏

[@candylove1234]

"About to take their last breath, but its CHRISTMAS!"

[@silkedavid8876]

Such fun, interesting idea to look at the windows of the shops! As a person who lives in a small town it is interesting to see the shopping madness.

[@cuucnsbfl9913]

Joe Says: As an Astrologer AND an Artist 🎨 - I LOVE ❤️ What Christian Dior has DONE Here!!! And Matteo would at Least "get" Astrology (if not actually LIKE It) if I sat down with him to Analyze his StarChart! Also - watching Nick WALKING [AGAINST the flow of Traffic] is the perfect illustration of WHY Matteo describes the cab driver who left them in the dust for being "Too Gay" - I laugh at that joke every single time I hear it, and Nick's Walk may be the funniest thing in this Video, IMHO... THIS makes me want to watch "Breakfast At Tiffany's" again - or some other movie full of NYC's iconic sights... a HUGE THANK YOU AGAIN to Matteo for bringing us JOY! You ROCK, Man!

[@whyilee]

Matteo not liking astrology is the most refreshing thing I heard in a while. Thank you

[@charlievaluck]

“Ok good we’re done” I wish I could vacation with Matteo 😂😂😂 we would be IN AND OUT!!!

[@wvusciguy]

I want to watch Mateo and Nicks boyfriend have lunch.

[@TimeSplitterChimp]

You guys make me smile and right now I find it really hard to find reasons to not end my life, thanks for being one of those reasons ❤

[@Psergiorivera]

You both make me laugh so much, my insides exploded from wetting myself

[@karenward267]

As alway, you two had me in fits of laughter. I didn’t think the windows were very Christmassy. Merry Christmas to you both from San Francisco.

[@cornflake233]

I cannot believe it. The Christmas spirit has infested Nick. He seems almost happy. Well fa la la… love this video you two. Mary (sic) Christmas!

[@weird0.0]

The way new yorkers order food is mesmerising to me

[@cyoung55391]

Hahahahahaha, you two are like those two old muppets in the balcony. . . . . .just grouchy and sarcastic but like . . ..gayer!!😂😂😂

[@zzizahacallar]

Thank you for this. Merry Christmas 🎄 to you both. Much ❤love

[@saye3902]

This is by far, BY FARRR MY MOST FAVOURITE MATTEO NICK video EVER.

[@taylorbennett2929]

I loooooove the aside to explain the winter solstice Pagan roots of Christmas to Nick 😂

[@animaluvr8608]

I wanted to see more windows, I have never been to NY so this was a treat! Thanks for showing us around. I do have a DVD of the Rockettes I watch every Christmas.. the costumes are fabulous!

[@Foodtubed]

I don’t know if you can hear us because we’re dying of Carbon Monoxide right now … NEW YORRRKKKKKK 😂😂

[@Motions_AP]

Matteo spitting facts on Christmas is everything

[@AmyFutch]

I need this review every year. These are the only two people I trust to review shop windows.

[@PersephoneRising333]

Not the Michael’s ad playing right after this video 😂 you are correct on the Rolex window vibes.. they need to get their act together... thanks for the wonderful 5th Ave Christmas tour and the sparkling commentary as always✨ Happy Holidays, you two!🎄 🕊🕊

[@FlockofAngels]

KEVIN!!!

[@ariadnaligorria4582]

Every minute of this, it's gold!

[@taylorh1020]

Oh my lord the conversation about the birthday of Jesus is literally me every year around this time. I am crying laughing so hard at this. "Sit UP!" dying hahahaha

[@terjemullerkarlsen3028]

I love these guys!! And the fact that suuuuuper hot Matteo so often wears these REALLY unflattering, unstylish jeans:))) Just love it!

[@jeanineross8457]

Matteo Chicago Born and getting Ketchup on your hotdog. Hahha loved the video

[@sharontisherman7619]

Merry Christmas Matteo and Nick!❤

[@teresasavi8821]

Thanks for taking us on your stroll. You’re 💯 on the Rolex window. Thanks for showing us the windows! So many comments/physical gestures that I had to replay 😂 Love Nick’s bag. TY for the beat from the Street ❤ Buon Natale!

[@mspitstoptoyou]

This is all I wanted from Santa for Christmas this year. And every year. 🎄🎁❤️😂 She could wear the bird ornament as an earring.

[@JKo96-nc]

I love Nick’s bag.

[@lating911]

Last Christmas my mom forgot to pick me up at JFK after flying in from Dublin.I had to take a taxi all the way to Central Jersey. So a few days later I was watching Home Alone 2 and talking to the tv, in front of my mom saying, "Don't worry Kevin my mom forgot me at the airport too, I know how you feel." Sidenote: As a kid growing up in NYC, my siblings and I would get so excited taking the subway from Jackson Heights into Manhattan. Our favourite part was seeing the Macy's windows. But as time went on it became so crowded and I started to loathe going into mahattan,just too crowded.

[@whiskeycedarnyc]

Love seeing you two together.

[@travisroth]

What a lovely pre-christmas gift!

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Merry Christmas guys 🎄🎄🎄🥰

[@ninasm]

They are about to take their last breath, but it's Christmas. 😂😂😂

[@valerieladeda]

Love Nick's look! ❤

[@haydensnethkamp1]

Finally! Another episode of my favorite reality TV show 😂

[@MicaAnneArts]

Matteo made a joke about Nick sounding like Squidward and now I can’t unhear it xD

[@mariannefoucrault]

Don't disrespect the pigeon lady!!! She got her heart broken! 😂❤

[@stepps511]

I adore you two! Merry Christmas - wherever you are! 🌲🎅

[@Lucy_0neL0ve]

Uncle Nicky and Uncle Matteo fighting over the Jesus’s birthday. Family trips❤😂

[@ts.elliot5870]

I misunderstood, I thought you two were walking the Red Carpet. Merry Christmas!😊😊😊😊

[@donnapierce-3290]

Fa-la-la, fellas! You both look great! Nick, you MUST order that "Berg" coat!!! IT IS Y-O-U, THE BEST!!! Matteo, your voice is super good, as always!!! Want to wish MY 2 FAVES a very Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy & Prosperous 2024!!! Wildly adore you! ~♡~

[@ElyseMulvaney]

When Matteo made the cat sound near the tree my cat flinched 😂

[@mistywebs]

"you could easily be at an H&M...SIT UP" 🤣🤣🤣 also elevator mannequins just fucking right off from the commentary...byeeee😆🤣

[@javiruiz8365]

I would of loved to see you guys walking around NYC

[@colorado80401]

😝I know, I was at Neiman's on Christmas Eve, the decorations were so blâsé. Gone are the days of roaming carolers, bell ringers and fragrance bottle engravers. Retail, in its high holy days just isn't the same anymore. Merry Christmas everyone.🎄