Tattoos - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith / I Never Liked You Podcast Ep 21

[@evand2]

Nick is a top?!? Well wonders never cease....

[@JuQui228]

He identifies as a Blouse (a feminine top)

[@ericdwhitmorec]

That's why he and Bob didn't...connect in that way, and became part of the friend verse

[@josef2012]

​@@JuQui228😂

[@TheAuntiePanda]

I can picture him fabulously cow-girling... technically that's on top 🤣🤣🤣

[@louisdewit4429]

Most masculine are ‘power’ bottoms. I’ve seen a lot of ‘fems’ who are top. So i’m not surprised.

[@CatyBee]

Nick's voice impressions are the equivalent of a kid that tries to make a harmonica work but instead just hums and yells into the harmonica instead of blowing into it.

[@Cardioqueenmom]

This is so oddly accurate 😂

[@iamthatheroine]

HAHA

[@gdnh]

His Nick is so good but his Liza is so so so bad 😭

[@PierIsABaraReader]

Clarinet is more close though. Now I want a R-rated teenager Squidward spinoff

[@Nurse-Addison]

Squidward?

[@diegobellavia]

Everybody so shocked about Nick being a top. Our favorite blouse loves dominos and Olive Garden and has like No fiber in his diet. 😂

[@RitualoftheHabit]

No exactly! And no a$$ to bounce off 😂

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

He seems too physically weak to be able to do much. I assume his bf is even more fragile.

[@kchattx]

The snort that just came out of me at “Lizzo, do you want to chime in??” 😂😂 I live for this podcast!! 💙

[@donnalthood3102]

Thank you for commenting on " Lizzo, chime in! When did the Pilgrims come" Perfect comment from Nick! Gay men are perfect at the snarky comment to take you down! I laughed so hard ( as a snarky Gay Man, myself!) 4:42

[@gingerleamcwow435]

Seeing Nick relax and act silly has to be one of the funniest and most wholesome moments of my week 😂

[@brittanyr0607]

Nick’s Smeagol impression sounds like Roz from Monsters Inc. 😂

[@murrenkelly3866]

But why does he say Shmeagol instead of Sméagol?

[@andrewchamberlain4474]

THANK YOU I couldn’t remember that name!

[@PucaFlea]

Matteo’s sounds more like Stitch to me and pretty sure he even did a Stitch impression on this pod very recently 😂 Nick is spot on for Roz in Monsters Inc. I adore this pod

[@peccant]

This!!!! Lol. Came down to see if it was just me! :P

[@eliodorocastillo2011]

Matteo says "cause you top" and looking directly into the camera is sending me!

[@mollywoolsey7677]

My father who was born in 1923 was covered in tattoos. I remember he had a tattoo of a pig on the top of his foot. When my mother would fight with him, she would say “that pig should be on your face”😂

[@GEMINI52398]

Lmao! How did people react to your dad's tattoos in his time?

[@mollywoolsey7677]

@@GEMINI52398he was in the Navy WW2, he said whenever they were on leave they got drunk and tattooed. Apparently not that uncommon for the time

[@GEMINI52398]

@@mollywoolsey7677 Oh well did he like them? Did your mom like them?

[@mollywoolsey7677]

He loved them .I’m sure he thought they made him look like a badass. My mother didn’t like him or his tats😂

[@Bewefau]

@@mollywoolsey7677 .....they why did she marry him? You the mail mans child ?

[@TigerBlackTigerBlackTigerBlack]

Nick should get an air fryer tattooed on him.

[@quixotichippie]

underrated comment 😂

[@ellariel7457]

And not the Olive Garden logo?

[@TechnicJunglist]

🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:17 Nick with the ‘Thank You For Being A Friend’ Tramp Stamp when?

[@Cardioqueenmom]

“What tribe are you? The pilgrims!?! “😂

[@kambermusic]

nick's impressions all sound like squidward doing impressions

[@randychampion184]

People working production and laughing off camera to what's happening on camera is the best!!!

[@mistym0rning]

I think it’s just their producer Chris behind the camera, but yeah he seems to be having an awesome time 😄

[@janicecrossman6198]

I could not possibly love Nick any more than I already do. The cigarette smoker PSA was everything 😂😅

[@kerplunkety]

I was dying

[@JustBreatheBuddy]

3:26 "This isn't poison" *Gestures to Poison Ivy* 😝

[@commandermercury6654]

“Thank you for being a friend…travel down the road…and back again.” around Nick’s body might be the most hilarious idea for a tattoo I’ve ever heard! 😂 I’ve got a Lucario tattoo, but I’m looking to maybe get a Good Omens themed tattoo in the future.

[@zerocraic3966]

Can i say thank you for making a fun show that isnt a 1-3 hour podcast. I know some longform shows merit their length, but having your podcast be longer than a short but shorter than one of those micbro podcasts is really refreshing

[@P00py8UTT]

I want to hear them talk for an hour at least 😂😂😂😂

[@Bewefau]

no they can't get into any topic, when it gets good they stop.

[@ellariel7457]

I agree … it’s ironic that the two podcasters I could probably listen to for hours concentrate on a 15-min shortform blog. But at least in part because it’s a 15-min blog, I listen to more successive episodes of this cast than I do any other. 😂 (You could go at least 20 mins, though!)

[@ericamserrato]

The 🎤 to the throat had me ☠️ 😂

[@jasonmarks80]

This was the most chaotic I Never Liked You. Tattoos, Madonna, "Cats," and "Lord of the Rings" discussion. So much going on.

[@melissarhodes5133]

Nick is in rare form in this and I'm loving it.

[@lilmoo2222]

for the daba-de-daba-di song: As kids we thought it was "I'm blue if I was green I would die" LOL

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Quote of the Day: “What tribe are you from? The Pilgrims?”

[@anitatimmons9525]

I agree with Nick I hate when people get Tribal Tattoo`s , unless they are from that tribe or know what it means .

[@lstockton8468]

Between that and him calling Mateo homophobic, unsupportive of women, and racist, I was HOWLING!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@Pterribledactyl12]

This made me scream. 😂

[@charmides898]

Nick was on fire in this one haha, he was completely right about Cats too, I’m a Swiftie and I was like ‘I won’t even watch that for her’

[@valerie3058]

Chris's laugh is the absolute best

[@augusts1]

His laugh makes Matteo's videos even funnier to me.

[@lauracompton8191]

I’m cracking up over Matteo’s Cher impression, “Sonny, you son of a bitch!” 😂

[@phillipbernhardt-house6907]

"They don't look like cats, they look like Hep C." I died. ;) I only have two tattoos, but I'd like to get more.

[@Fairy_Ukraine]

Nick is so adorable the way he is

[@SuperKen6184]

The Gollum/ Sméagol impressions were too good! 😄😄😄

[@Masterjedi688]

Nick, you can get Henna tattoos. There is no needle involved in those and the Henna Tats last only 1-3 weeks.

[@thosefroggyfolks2004]

Yesss! That poor henna artist tho if he tells her his Golden Girls idea 😅

[@Masterjedi688]

@@thosefroggyfolks2004 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulrivas_88]

I'm OBSSSED with Matteo's voices impressions 😍😍😍

[@adriana410]

I'm crying, that was a really good Selma and Patty impression 🤣

[@nancyreid8729]

Your cameraman adds a great deal to the podcast! I love his laugh.

[@astroranger5528]

Nicks... A... Top..... !?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? The world doesn't make sense any more.

[@KrystyneY]

I was thinking that!

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

I don't know what to think anymore. He gives bottom energy to me.

[@j.t.rhoads7658]

He eats Olive Garden and you expect him to bottom?! Be real

[@therealunicornselene]

Nick's shirt is wonderful for 2 reasons: 1. Beautiful Bob. 2. Those gunzzzz

[@rocioiribe5841]

this episode felt SO relaxed. man that put me in a good mood

[@stemid85]

"Both my drawings" - Smug voice

[@victoriastreetman]

Hahah talking about bobs shirt right off the bat 😂💕💕

[@zuitsuit80]

You guys should make a video where Matteo takes Nick to get one single tiny beauty mark tattoo.

[@tatisjoa]

I mean he would just pass out so probably just a 3 min video

[@ellariel7457]

Shades of Howard Wolowitz on _Big Bang Theory_ 😂

[@jodioneill8266]

I love these two together, I don't have any tattoos; however, I do have a daughter I named Sophia after the Golden Girls. Thank you two for being friends!

[@brickrichbuilds]

I need a convo where Matteo speaks only in song. Nick will bring every emotion it produces.

[@CakeboyRiP]

I think we need more Chris in these videos

[@kylereddell]

when i was younger it was "i'm blue i'm in need of a guy, i'm in need of a guy i'm in need of a guy" 😂

[@mistym0rning]

When we were young my friend thought it was “I’m blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die” 😂

[@teresasavi8821]

I love hearing Matteo doing Cher - such a crack up 😂 😆. So goooood

[@SweetLikeKiwi]

These have become one of the highlights of my KZbin browsing THANK YOU

[@signaturelements]

😂😂😂😂😂 Nick cracking himself up makes up for the casual outfit today lol

[@adrianmadden7441]

Nick throwing Lizzos name around begging for her input on history facts is hilarious to me

[@mistywebs]

This one had me cracking up, great episode, was sad when the buzzer went so im rewatching..lmao 'the "gay" night at Cats'...really?🤣😆

[@kenburns8721]

Some nights, I just can't sleep because Matteo doesn't know when the Mayflower landed. 💚

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Matteo’s impression of Cher sounded like Dr. Phil had possessed her.

[@ryanmcconville7501]

Ok Matteo’s hair is looking FULL. The plugs are plugging king

[@CRandyGamble]

Nick's Gollum impression sounds more like the Rankin Bass animated version and I'm here for it. And a top?! Oh my, sir.

[@brandynuance7791]

“Traveled down the road and BACK again” 🎶😂💘

[@regina_filange2.0]

Omg you two had me laughing so hard😅 Then hearing Chris laughing too, I had tears😂

[@bethanysolimine5428]

I love Nick trying to do impressions. This was a great episode! I'm laughing so hard that I have tears.

[@simplicitylost]

12:45 🤣 I’m dying!!

[@TomfuckeryAfoot]

Made me belly laugh and scare the dog 😭

[@B3gonias]

As a kid, I wanted “Mattel” on the back of my neck like Barbie. Alas, I grew into more of a Skipper body type.

[@BlueIvysBlackberry]

lmao thank you for the laugh.

[@mmh290]

I love this show. Thanks for creating and posting every week. We all need to lighten up and have a good laugh as often as we can.😊😂🥰

[@aellalee4767]

My only knowledge of Cats is my high school production of it where the lead guy popped wood in thr first 20 minutes and was like that the whole time. Most of the guys at school were feeling really self conscious after seeing that play 😂

[@ilsathejoe]

Nick is…everything. ❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Matteo and his Arms >>>>>>>>> (Bonus Points for Poison Ivy Drawing)

[@Mollypocket103]

This whole time I thought Matteo’s tattoo was the Bride of Frankenstein 😂

[@rasto6325]

Kids where I grew up used to sing "I'm blue if I were green I would die" and the OD version is unhinged 😮😂

[@janessy5674]

This podcast needs to be longer!🤣🙏🏽

[@grantgilbert2822]

I love ya so much Nick, props for trying impressions. You’re a really good friend for coaching/humoring him, Matteo.

[@countmomula4719]

Thank you both so much, you have no idea how bad I needed a laugh today. ❤

[@aquaverse7470]

The way I guffawed at 9:56 😂Nick is precious tho

[@mollyl4821]

I was cackling through this whole video!! 😂😂😂

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

First of all. Nick a top is not what I thought. Secondly. Let's get another 15 mins please!!

[@Charlie42924]

Lizo, chime in!! 😂😂

[@jeiwaru]

Y'all are so funny without even trying!! 🤣

[@lidianeoliveira2512]

The laughs on the background are so good 😂

[@orielwiggins2225]

This whole thing has me cackling loudly. I really appreciate you both doing these and Chris too. You three make my day each time I find these.

[@abigaildietz9053]

Getting ready for work, this already made my day 😂 Love the Smeagol impressions.

[@businessmanginger9681]

10:03 Matteo and Nick are basically Selma and Patty every episode, they just need to start chain smoking 😂.

[@adamdiedrichs8216]

This is one of my favorite talks. Love how it derailed so many times

[@gina17na]

Wow. This ep has me thinking: 1- the lyric in the song for me was: I AM BLUE IF WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE tracks for my neurodiverness 2-I have a lot of Jurassic Park tattoos 🤘🦟🦖

[@JoeCarrollOnline]

I saw all the comments of Nick doing the impression and thought "it cant be that funny" then i heard the impressions and i am DOUBLED OVER in laughter.... 😅

[@ultenhiemer]

Matteo's "Bad guy in a movie" impression sounds more like Mike Lindell! 🤣

[@sharonpaulsen5884]

“I’m blue da ba dee, da ba die” on the side rib … that was totes adorbs!

[@rsanchez6832]

Voices i think Nick can do effortlessly Roger from American dad Squidward from spongebob😅

[@chocobabyflakes3215]

And Paul Lynde. . . That one might be too old school 4 yall

[@rsanchez6832]

@@chocobabyflakes3215 just searched him up. Yup you were right lol

[@lizzonsaay]

We need a short of thinnest skin. I died laughing 😂

[@stepps511]

I'm no tattoo fan, but Matteo's renditions are wonderful! I'd love to see a video of you two singing Memories while the earth darkens at the eclipse. In fact, don't wait for an eclipse, just sing something together!

[@saraleila773]

Nick in a graphic T?! 🤩🥰 and I’m very disappointed I missed The Celebration Tour 💔😪

[@kambermusic]

matteo's sméagol / gollum is spot on

[@skeletor1422]

i will never not enjoy matteo bursting in to song mid conversation. he’s already amazing and then it’s like “but wait, there’s more!”

[@jonathanrio6587]

Nick's Gollum impression is reminding me of Mhi'ya Iman's Cher impression!!! hahaha

[@Death_at_all_Doses]

I watched this and cracked up. I watched it again high and nearly killed myself laughing.

[@Oliviapalviola]

I love when they go down these rabbit holes of comedy genius 😂

[@Juno2812]

Matteo’s voice impressions were SO good today! Why hasn’t he been approached to voice a character in a show or movie yet?! The new tattoo looks amazing! Loving the design and vibrant coloring!

[@icehawkutube]

"Lizzo, Chime in!" LOL

[@elizabethannemargueriteber2148]

You two are magic. Thank you for brightening my day

[@Hourglasshero]

nick would probably get the olive garden logo on him! XD

[@sarty]

I adore these podcasts! Your chemistry is so great and I laugh out loud at your little looks at each other. Thank you for making these and I hope you continue! 🥰

[@wakeupalice9574]

Nick’s laugh is EVERYTHING 😂 AND Cracking on his own jokes God two most entertaining men 🤣

[@PucaFlea]

I’m too high for this. Matteo: “… thinnest skin” Nick: “skiiin” and Matteo pointing it out has me weak 😂

[@user-wz7rl7pk6r]

12:42 actually nightmare fuel. Nick please stop 😂

[@ginat.8064]

It’s a testament to how much I enjoy this podcast that I listened to it even though I as a child was traumatised by Cats. Really. Saw it when I was 6, was so scared of Old G (i still cant spell her name) that I had nightmares for MONTHS. I remember I once hallucinated as my mum stood in the doorway to my bedroom but all I saw was the old cat lady. To make matters worse, that year my school decided to set up Cats. I have A NOTE FROM HOME saying I should be excused from having to watch the movie, two hours where I hung out with the janitot, but I still had to dress up and get old cat makeup on. Horrifying for 7 year old me. 🙈😂 It’s been 22 years. Guess I’ve grown up somewhat, finally, but this episode tested my nerves lol. My friends stopped teasing me about it after they once showed me a picture of her on my phone and I reacted by hurlimh the phone across the room so it cracked. 🙈😂

[@musics4me]

Love Nick's interpretation of Big Ang as Sméagol!

[@Eyes_Unclouded]

12:44 im crying 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@TheClique86]

I love how it starts with one topic and ends with 20 more

[@slowdownbuddy]

Chris bring surprised that Nick knew a history fact only for Matteo to take it all away from him and say he only knows it from a song 😂