Matteo Lane & Nick Make Mac and Cheese

[@ZoraTheberge]

I would be obsessed if every video was in a different kitchen that Nick is trying to sell.

[@tsgorman]

YES!!! This!

[@Miss_Camel]

LOVE this!

[@itsthepens]

Oh my god YES. ‘Cooking pasta in apartments for sale’ is such a mood. It’s already a great series but this is the pointless and brilliant addition we didn’t realise we needed until now!

[@multifandomz8221]

yes!

[@biancanolin9986]

Here for this!

[@Channelobunnies]

"LITTLE peppery . . . there's a grit to it." Amazing. Nick is the best.

[@gratefulbread7]

After watching Matteo’s new special I just have to say… his impressions of Nick are spot on!

[@anope9053]

right?????? i was like "holy shit he wasn't kidding"

[@SaudiaTate]

He does sound like squidward lol

[@feralhomunculus]

I was not expecting him to look like he does from the voice. xD

[@hilsimp]

Yes came here to confirm and I'm impressed

[@jakeryan9469]

I can't NOT hear Squidward (or Paul Lynde)

[@elizabethivy1337]

"Your shoulders look like a curtain rod from behind." That was so out of pocket, I can't 🤣🤣🤣

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

I love how he turned "wow you have broad shoulders" into an insult lol...

[@Plague_Doc22]

As someone who has had very broad shoulders since my teens that one hurt lol. Had a friend even refer to my back as a square once.

[@alexdatoss8962]

Dedt ☠️☠️

[@ImVee10]

Anybody else see Carol Burnett as Starlett O’Hara?

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

😂😂😂

[@medicineflies]

i like how nick still needs the instructions even though he's been making this for years

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

45 years of making Kraft, 10 years of cooking lessons & very skilled, but ya always need to check b4 you start making substitutions lol!

[@DKF_oli]

And as you can see, even with instructions available, he still totally ruined it, so… 😂

[@Empx77]

Ich q

[@shellysara3934]

Right 🤣

[@jaspertheirmajesty9771]

just like me fr fr

[@nnn248nnn]

Nick's level of sass + confidence while also being terribly skittish (as am I) is such a wonderful mix of entertaining. x)

[@Data0h4]

Anti typical nerdy earthy childlike and wtf...he is just so comfortable in his self. I adore that😮

[@mjangelvortex]

Nick is basically a cat taken human form.

[@cheekynandosss581]

Mateo and Nick laughing their asses off at ‘a little peppery’ made me so happy 😂😂😂

[@tamralistan]

I am dying! 😂😂

[@verenicelopez7490]

Mateo is the comedian but Nick is the hilarious star of these videos!😂

[@raleighmann3368]

Nick is also a stand up comedian

[@GaiaGalaxy420]

Mateo was hungry, I know how that feels 😅

[@Raspy978]

​@@raleighmann3368he's actually not Matteo just forces him to open for him and I don't even think he writes his on jokes

[@jbaby362]

Matteo heckling Nick and Nick starting to get actually annoyed killed me, they have such a good relationship

[@Data0h4]

Brilliant healthy and honest. how a marriage should be but they don't seem to see it yet. So who's Ross and who's Rach? Until they do? Nick? IM the dairy queen baby. 🎉

[@jamesgravely4952]

Everyone has “that friend “. You know what I’m saying. That person who gets you. That one who knows exactly what your thinking just with A look. Y’all seem to have that. The chemistry is amazing. I could not help but smile watching your interactions.

[@rachelrox96]

I love the absolute chaos that Nick gives us every video

[@jazzyw540]

“If a car ran you over I’d sleep soundly” “And I’d still be right!” This perfectly sums up nick and mateo’s friendship dynamic 😂😂

[@drubert1981]

I always forget that Matteo isn't exaggerating Nick's voice in his comedy.

[@nicanonymus2491]

Right? The first time I heard Matteo talking like Nick I thought he was exaggerating….but no. 😂

[@amotts8326]

I burst out laughing when Nick said “it’s a little peppery” that was too funny

[@ericxsweat4599]

3:07 “His Silly Rabbit… 3 ppl will know” I am definitely one of the 3! Your niche references are hilarious. The Mars Attack reference in your special lmao

[@ericxsweat4599]

*jajajaja

[@shawnalajame7888]

“ I think it’s great…” “A little peppery…” “There’s a grit to it…” hahaha

[@shellycaballero543]

Nick always has me in tears 😭 he’s just being himself. He has so much character.

[@Data0h4]

My dream is to wake up and find Nick with nothing but a big bowl of canoli in my kitchen lying on the table 😅

[@msannthrope_2049]

😂This is amazing. I love Nick and Matteo together. Nick's Celtic dance and Matteo's Liza Minnelli took me out!! My fave Kraft Mac n Cheese is the shells w regular "cheddar" cheese.

[@catsarefancy9053]

I agree! I used to eat that all the time!

[@lotrrules]

"I'm going with the top side .. for reasons" I KNEW it.

[@bostonreese4807]

Their chemistry is unmatched. Bravo!

[@kevmagill5163]

I would've loved a cut at the start of Matteo's Mac n Cheese for a segment of Matteo and Nick going out to find grated provolone. Hilarity ensues, then back to the kitchen to continue with Matteo's FOUR cheese macaroni. Because more time with Matteo and Nick would be hilarious!

[@ARealCookinMama]

With Wicked getting so much traction these days, I am still falling over wheezing at the Liza as Elphaba impression!

[@Vilnia]

The moment Nick realized that Matteo only said three instead of four cheeses. And then at the end when he no sold that missing Provolone. Soooo funny !

[@robbyel3958]

This look on Nick's face when he tasted the cheese was pure gold.

[@Aqweius]

I cannot get enough of these two😅🤣😂 They just slay, spill the tea, and play off of each other better than the bitterest of Drag Show contestants... Why don't they have a series on a streaming service already... 🤭

[@KevinTorres091]

I absolutely LOVE Nick! Pure comedy when he makes these videos with Matteo. 😂 The facial expression when he tried the “cheese soup” took me out. 💀💀

[@Data0h4]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🎉

[@dinodiner1939]

Whenever I feel low or sad, I find a Matteo and Nick video to cheer me up.

[@saturdayschild7835]

As per usual, I am in tears. God, I love Nick!!

[@TheAndyLP24]

10:54 that was absolutely hilarious. I love Nick'S facial expressions

[@FocusedVoices]

Nick's "Gorganzola Dolce" 🤖 was hilarious. He's so charming and adorable. Love you two together.

[@troyritchiemusic]

Just lost my English bulldog on Monday. You two and John Mulaney’s new special are helping me find laughter through this heartbreaking time.

[@katelarge4169]

We lost our retired racing greyhound a few weeks back. He was an old man but it’s never easy, you can never say ‘let this be our last day together’ - whatever the circumstance, it’s always a shock. I’m really, really sorry for your loss and I agree, thank goodness for some great content to lift the heart a little ❤️💔❤️

[@raych999]

Sorry for your losses. They truly become part of the family. All we can do is make their short time on this planet as special as possible. Gonna hug my dog a little longer tonight.

[@acbubbles]

I think the best thing about the videos these two make together is you can tell how much they enjoy each other lol, every mean comment is met with joyous laughter and it’s so fun to watch!!

[@adamk2101]

I really connected with “don’t throw away the box because we need the instructions…”

[@pierz1981]

I swear Nick sounds like Roger the Alien from American Dad! I have to say, I'm a little disappointed that you didn't have a whole Schitt's Creek bit when you were "folding in the cheese!" 😂

[@kimemerson5732]

OMG, you both are hilarious together, as always! (NOTHING will ever top your visit to the Olive Garden though!)

[@rickgarms7656]

You guys have such a crazy, hilarious, dysfunctional (on camera) relationship. I'm guessing that it's probably the same off camera IRL. Your duo-collaborations are always entertaining. Cheers Guys. PS, Starting with a bechamel is always my ticket to success.

[@ramzisinno1]

Don't you dare stop the Nick and Matteo videos

[@platypusputin8067]

Nick should film a cooking video in all of his listings. Think of the publicity!

[@Data0h4]

Yes🎉

[@WankiTank]

I DIED at the hand behind the spoon ahahahahaha this was just so perfect

[@NeverEndingKarla]

These two are my favorite pair on the internet. I need moreeee LOL. The curtain rod comment had me HOLLERING.

[@jlife9092]

I lost it at the 'too peppery' bit.... Oh my Load, this is so hilarious!

[@dimazmurbongardo9234]

I LAUGHED SO LOUD WHEN NICK BLUNTY SAID IT WAS PEPPERY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you two are the perfect combo, pleeeasee make more videos with nick sooooo fun!! 🙉🙉🙉🙉

[@RobynDavis-sj9tc]

Can’t get enough of these two!!!!

[@MarianoTufro]

You two are getting funnier and funnier doing videos together 😂😂😂 Please keep them coming 🥳

[@robertp457]

I love this so much!!! Nick was so right asking Mateo if it’s his segment, but also Mateo was right about saving the pasta water and his concern about the amount of pepper being added. It’s all so much fun!!

[@Forge17]

Nick: HOW MANY CHEESES DID YOU SAY!? Matteo: If a car ran you over I’d sleep so peacefully

[@dannysimion]

Hahaha, I love when you have Nick join alongside to make some dish. The banter is hilarious and most amusing.

[@frenchfriar]

This was SO cute, and so much fun. What a gorgeous kitchen! I love the way you guys tease each other.

[@praszHUANG]

You two is the dynamic hilarious duo... and honestly, I do enjoying your friendship... and you both seem matched by heaven... FYI, I am a rookie here, first time enjoying 3 episodes of them in a row...

[@denippon]

I love you two. Matteo, your comedy is already pure gold, but you two together are so absolutely wholesome in the most chaotic good way possible :D Thank you so much for sharing and brightening up my day :)

[@everettedl]

Mateo's face when he tried Nick's mac and cheese. "I think it's great" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Benbenbenbenbenbenbenben1]

Now this is the content I’ve been waiting for! Love you two guys and your hilarious videos

[@BeautyGuruMel]

I genuinely ♥️ these two together! Always makes me laugh 😂 and laughter is the BEST medicine in this crazy world! 🌎 Thank you both! Matteo if you ever come to the St. Louis area…. I will be in the audience!💯😊

[@TKGTV]

I love the smugness in Matteo’s “Your pasta’s now completely stuck together,” because Nick kept no pasta water at all 😅

[@Ford_prefect_42]

I love Mateos face watching him pour the shells in

[@ryanprebys8675]

EVERY fucking intro that Nick is in, is the most unrehearsed, and awkard stepping on toes and I love it.

[@laceym1226]

A Matteo and Nick video is an instant boost of the happy brain chemicals 💖👍👍

[@samanthaz2131]

Love how this is in the kitchen of the house Nick is trying to sell! I think it would help it sell. Them cooking in New York real estate for sale should be a series!

[@msopha884]

If I ever got sick, I want Nick to take care of me. I probably won’t get any better, but I’ll probably be laughing the entire time.

[@kenburns8721]

I dunno... Getting Matteo home from the hospital ("Let's go, Lindsay Lohan!") seemed like a freak show. Matteo could have died from hair plugs, under Nick's care, and would have required a closed casket!!

[@nuko5882]

Am loving all Matteo and Squidward pods! Their friendship, constant roasting but never getting offended is magic. Congrats guys!

[@chrisonYTtour]

I love hanging in the kitchen with you two💕 Pretty sure I put on weight just watching Matteo cook his mac’n’cheese

[@davidromero6998]

my friend recently passed. We used to laugh and cook like this. this warms my heart and wow thank you guys

[@juanitagutierrez402]

As always these two giving me a reason for laughter. If I ever have the energy I will do Matteo’s recipe, but for now I will stick with Nick’s recipe minus the pepper ☺️☺️

[@Rednebula89]

OMG yes, loved every minute of this! Need you guys on my life!

[@davi20]

I LITERALLY almost spit out my velveeta mac n cheese at the same time you guys did when Nick said, “LITTLE peppery”😂 😂❤

[@geminidreamatl26]

i want a reality show with Nick and Matteo. They are the best comedy duo. True friendship is when you can hate on each other lol. but my god! the apartment is selling for 2.5 million!!!

[@zachtarbell4238]

OMG! These two are just hilarious together! Keep it up with these videos you comic duo lovebirds you!

[@raleighmann3368]

Their best friends but Not lovers

[@vacbrewernut]

Love the interaction between the two of them. I love the recipes and I always experiment to improve.

[@rmboothe]

I think next time it would be hilarious to have your friends at the waiting to blind taste test the two dishes (similar to asking your friends about the Jack o lanterns)

[@deecohen1383]

Love Nick so much! Always such a fun vid w Nick along for the ride.

[@xingcat]

Whoa, a $2.5 million apartment! I wonder if that's the first time Kraft Mac & Cheese has been made there?

[@Data0h4]

Mac and lobster with gouda fetta dried tomato and champagne maybe and Nick Smith is a total hottie 🎉

[@marolborrough6355]

If i bought that, I would have to eat that every day just to pay for the monthly dues

[@ichbinkeinberliner]

Nick has me beat in the cooking department. I use the Kraft microwave cups of Mac and cheese. Lol. I need to have Matteo cook for me every day. Lol.

[@leenash4188]

I have laughed so hard watching this. I ended up buying the ingredients for Matteo’s version and it was fabulous!

[@arebirdsreal-k2u]

I hate cooking and Matteo's videos with Nick have made it bearable for me, and now I am trying to actually cook. Thank you Matteo, Nick, and Lindsay Lohan! (your special is also amazing, I've watched it 3x!)

[@eliodorocastillo725]

The way Matteo’s mouth unhooks itself so he can get all the cheese sauce from that wooden spoon is inspiring!

[@Jeffmylife]

“LITTLE peppery” had me in actual tears 😭😂

[@ExperimentNo626]

I could watch Nick make Matteo insane all day

[@marcovargas9048]

I just watched your special and the minute Nick started talking I was like: OH THATS NICK 😂 and you were not lying

[@ot7stan207]

nick "but think of the memories" is peak mom material

[@michaelm8806]

The most hysterical Nick has been so far. He let go and was fun.

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Kraft neon yellow cheese with elbows. The rest are imposters !!!!! BUT, you must prepare it like fine food. You reserve some pasta water, sub like 3 T sour cream for the milk, use real butter but cut the qty a bit (I don't like to taste the butter separately), and you whisk the powder into the melted water and dairy goo. Then you fold in the drained pasta that you cooked with a teensy bit of oil, no salt, cuz the yellow sauce has way more than homemade even, you won't want salted noodle flavor.

[@ryansatopbloke]

I love how everyone has their own Mac & Cheese recipes. I got mine from my husband (the head chef of all things) and it's: 1. cook 99c macaroni 2. strain it 3. stir in jar of Kraft cream cheese 4. shut up and eat It's honestly the best thing ever.

[@audreynelson3997]

Nick holding a packet of powder- “this is the cheese 😌”

[@jlshel42]

Is that it’s street name?

[@audreynelson3997]

@@jlshel42absolutely

[@jenniboo9441]

I love how Nick keeps trying to make "set it and forget it" a thing again. Especially since he usually says it at an inappropriate time where you really can not set it and forget it, or you'd burn your house down.

[@twostepcub]

the "White cheddar" is "spicy" omg the caucasity lol

[@rileycannon]

And how spicy the BLACK PEPPER was?

[@ginat.8064]

This cooking series is the best thing on youtube, I love this friendship so much!

[@hrtgiger]

i’m mr sterlings right hand arm… man:) i’m mr sterling everything… i’m his confidant.. his best friend… his silly rabbit:) his WHAT his silly rabbit:) does he call you that? no:) LMAO as soon as you said horribly racist man’s assistant i knew exactly who you were talking about.

[@Trendyflute]

Too many moments to quote in this!! Shoulders as curtain rods, ruining mac and cheese with pepper, "off nights", and the return of Liza 🤣

[@carlosantoniobonillamarin4466]

Love your videos together are hilarious 😆

[@DrKiwi2298]

1:20 Matteo got CAKE tho oml

[@AllySimply]

I love their energy 😊

[@caleb_güero]

I didn't realize that I had originally watched this so early. Firstly, after watching all of the other videos with Nick, your impression is spot on. It's crazy to see the man in the flesh. Secondly, it's crazy how the funniest person I had in my life was also named Nick Smith. I knew him since high school, and unfortunately he died in 2019. Only 27 years old. I was 25. We attempted to make a cooking show with him being super aggressive and it was amazing but it's all lost to the either since we never uploaded it and I lost the camera.

[@sazji]

I was laughing out loud over and over, this is gold. :)

[@qwerfy34567894749]

Love how confident mister Mateo mans is even though he regularly commits many a cooking sin himself lol

[@thetroothhurtz]

You guys are a ray of sunshine lol

[@rouna07]

I want to find a man that makes me laugh the way Nick makes Matteo laugh... 😍 Love from Greece ❤️

[@Michael-Oh]

Why does Nick vaguely sound like Squidward ?

[@wehojm7320]

You two are so funny together. I like how “elevated” Nick’s Mac & Cheese is however I would go with Nick’s and “shoosh” it up with other cheeses and the nutmeg.

[@anneglass8084]

I absolutely adore you both 💜

[@davidslife989]

LOVE the chemistry between these two!

[@nateejl]

He really does sound like Squidward 😂