Matteo Lane Cooks Carbonara With The Turbocooker

[@matteolanecomedy]

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[@TomKnoblauch-z4v]

It took the Turbo Cooker to bring Matteo down to Nick’s level of cooking. 😂

[@nikolasdenicola2005]

The sound pasta makes when you break it is the same sound an Italian nonnas heart makes when it breaks

[@RickyReviews]

Matteo had to break the pasta to follow the recipe exactly but wouldn’t add onions 😭

[@frncystin7595]

Onion and cream in the carbonara it's way more atrocious than breaking pasta (even though breaking pasta is also a sin)

[@najadahmer4862]

You don’t need the onion imo.. Rather some garlic in there instead

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Is it an American thing that onion must be used in everything? I understand what you all are saying, but I’m going to need to put some onion in that. I just have to.

[@strange4202]

My Italian American ass would never add onion to this.

[@neilhunter495]

​@Genious.Italians add sugar to their pomodoro sauces along with red wine vinegar and a sofrito

[@MsFiletOFish]

So happy to be here for another Sunday mass to celebrate the holy trinity of the Turbocooker, Cathy Mitchell, and Matteo Lane.

[@pheolei3461]

Hail MItchell, full of grace.

[@Carol-D.1324]

Ya’ll are killing me here!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MS-dh9gh]

"this was .....a meal." (chris laughing and the camera shaking)

[@avatarofwoo]

Love his transparency about balding and hair transplants :) Also i think the bacon burned because you used half the bacon? I'm not saying cut the time in half but probably had to account for a minute or two less

[@sjokomelk]

And there was no onion mixed in with it either. Several wrongs. 😂

[@TheIrishAlchemist205]

Same here! I hope we can soon start celebrating men being hands on with their hair/appearance like that (or at least as nonchalant as we are about women with hair mods). 😊

[@smwillia]

Also I think the lack of onion that the recipe indicated contributed to the burning as that would have added moisture to the environment moderating the temperature.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

MISS CATHY FEATURED IN THE THUMBNAIL TWICE. She’s Gold Tier Gay Icon

[@OnyxLynx6]

Almost as iconic as Ina and Aunt Sandy as a gay cooking icon

[@Kuromi-jd5pc]

“I’m stressed when cooking with a TurboCooker” needs to be on a shirt !

[@alohamoto]

Another KZbinr actually tracked her down and interviewed her about the stuff she sold. Cathy is also a member of her own fan club on Facebook. 🤣

[@willowashe]

And Ramen Recipes is the biggest lie I have ever been told.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

LIVING for the fact that Matteo is now Amy Adams from ‘Julie and Julia’.

[@Trendyflute]

omg the sequel we didn't know we wanted *"Matteo and Mitchell"* ! 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@Trendyflute Nice

[@adrov849]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha that movie was on the other day and this is the best comment

[@troytakesphotos]

1:19 I love that Mateo’s YouTuble plaque is just randomly sitting on a kitchen counter.

[@gabrielleamato-bailey5276]

This is SO MUCH MORE COMPLICATED than just boiling some spaghetti in one pot and cooking the guanciale in a pan before combining everything in your serving bowl with eggs and cheese. The heyday of infomercial products is such a strange time to have survived.

[@drecion1]

The lack of onions is where you went wrong 😂

[@DKF_oli]

When you add the burnt bacon to the pasta 😭 it looks like you’re dumping autumn leaf scraps in it

[@drewb5845]

Best description ever 😂😂

[@lexigrimhaive]

“I’m doing this for Cathy!” Matteo is adorable.

[@sebastianbanks135]

I've become obsessed with Cathy Mitchell because of you.

[@zzizahacallar]

I'm starting to get suggestions on my KZbin to watch Cathy Mitchell.

[@TheFeather47]

The eyeroll for draining the fat gave me enough life back to go on one more day.

[@anitatimmons9525]

Bacon grease is like liquid gold in my house I use it for almost everything I keep it in my fridge , the crock cup that I keep it in my Great Aunt gave it too me like 42 yrs ago . I also have a green porcelain cup as a spare lol oh there is a spoon in each cup .

[@Nick_Lewis]

The loose faucet gives me anxiety.

[@lulu0047lac]

Did he say "blow the casket" instead of gasket? 😂 literally dead

[@SolSmoke]

OK. Sweetie. Wtf. You burned the bacon. They didn't burn the bacon, the pan didn't burn the bacon. You did.

[@swifty22]

Absolutely love all your hair choices: the beard and the short hair!!!

[@arianamaria_]

Playing taps while breaking the pasta is unhinged 💀 we stand proudly for the pasta in this household

[@sorryman105]

I love that he waits until after he starts to read the recipe.

[@j.johnson7296]

I can’t get enough of these!

[@jacquiwarrick1527]

this is called "full circle"

[@coup919062]

Perfect epitaph: “Blow the Casket”

[@adrov849]

You just can’t stop can you? I love it

[@davidkalamar3101]

Don’t care what or how you cook it… you just make it fun to watch. Thank you.

[@divster2386]

you are obsessed with Carbonara... love it

[@MeredithMontanez]

This is my new favourite KZbin series omg

[@regina_filange2.0]

This is how I feel every time I cook! lol so many steps and things to do. UNTIL, I followed your Pasta Pomodoro recipe. It was so easy to follow and came out SO good💖💖

[@ardevin]

His kitchen gives me anxiety attacks with that faucet, the microwave being wider than the cupboard, and the tiled backsplash length being out of alignment with both the oven and the microwave xD

[@leitmotif7268]

(You can’t hear this but I’m doing my best Matteo singing impression) 🎶NEEEEWWWWWWW YOOOOOORRRRRRK!

[@jlshel42]

Welcome to apartment living

[@RRandomnessm]

Just saw a recent interview she did with a youtuber she stunning

[@belltowercollective7821]

Same, there is usually a simple bolt and nut under the sink cabinet that keeps faucets stable to the counter. Anyone can hand tighten it 😂

[@rapheAltoid77]

*faucet

[@jlshel42]

The title alone might get Matteo stopped by Italian customs officers in the future

[@Trendyflute]

Matteo: We don't use bacon, we use _guanciale_ Also Matteo: What is a tablespoon?? *"THIS IS SO STRESSFUL"* honestly with all the valve open and close instructions this was giving me Saturn V rocket launch vibes 😅

[@randytriezenberg98]

9:04 Did Mateo say “blow the casket”? 😂

[@iralia333]

Queen Cathy 👑

[@adelamoon]

Can we have Liza Minelli interviewing Cathy Mitchell?

[@Gingersnaps1978]

I NEED this

[@revwillyg6450]

That would be awesome

[@najadahmer4862]

I remember these commercials with Cathy, it was on Swedish tv when I was little. It was like a “commercial break” in the early mornings and it was called TvShop and had a bunch of different appliances, tools and gadgets. And the ones I remember the most are the Turbocooker and the Magic bullet mixer 😅 And also, Matteo, there is no such thing as to much bacon! It can always be more! Love your videos 🖤

[@thaumatomane]

Your smoke alarm scared my cat 😂

[@Dan7ei]

Your face. "...cut in half." 💀 Short is always great.

[@ajrob77]

You cooked half the bacon for the amount of time they wanted for 8 pieces, darling 😂😘 And yes… that was sooooo much extra work. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@derfranz5770]

…why would more bacon need more time though??? Doesn’t make any sense!

[@ajrob77]

@@derfranz5770 because as meat cooks down and fat is released, the ratio of liquid to solid changes. You can’t cook a typical 3oz beef patty the same duration as a 4oz (quarter pound). If you did it would be burned to a crisp. The smaller the cut of meat, the less time needed to cook it. I don’t make the rules, but my father was a butcher and I know my cook times for any and all “meats” 😂

[@tysons9222]

@@derfranz5770so you don’t know how to cook does a 10lb turkey cook at the same time as a 20lb

[@derfranz5770]

@@ajrob77 4 strips of the same kind of bacon are not smaller, just fewer pieces. If they half as thick, correct. But keep on cooking your spaghetti half the time if you just take half the amount, idiot. 😂😂😂😂

[@tobethegirl]

I was going to say the same thing.

[@EllenOakley1234]

The unidentified flying object stresses you out 😂 I admire your determination 😊

[@lft3636]

Matteo: its not carbonara, its fine. Also Matteo: proceeds to get a third bite 😂

[@amandaw5993]

I feel like this is how they make carbonara on the International Space Station

[@a.d.peterson1981]

Hooray! Another Turbocooker episode, or, "I Never Liked Food"..."I never liked chew??"

[@isso84]

First look of the carbonara like it’s in the witness protection program 😂 damn I love these videos.

[@extremis4296]

Closing the lid keeps you from having splatter on your stove.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Matteo you look so cute with the haircut 💇‍♂️

[@chewie1644]

Love this!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

0:54 Carlo from Carlo & Sara would share the sentiment. You should get them on your channel

[@j.johnson7296]

Carlo would stop him! No way he’d allow it on his watch!

[@DjRuGu]

I’m not even Italian and I’m crying over the broken pasta. 😭

[@sabraa-ranks4603]

The turbo cooker making a three ingredient dish into a science project is somehow the most American thing. And people say we don’t have culture.

[@UnholyTriforceDelenn]

You're absolutely right, Matteo. You didn't need the Turbo Cooker for this! It's literally just a stress machine. I feel like this should be the informercial: Hello, friends. Have you ever felt like you don't have enough stress in your life? Feeling like everything just comes a little too easily? Would you like to have a full on panic attack in your own kitchen? Well, have I got the machine for you! It's the Turbo Cooker! This amazing machine, despite our claims that there's no cleanup, will create more dishes from a single meal than you would ever use while cooking a meal with standard pots and pans. That's got your heart palpitating already, I can tell. Well, if you want more heart palpitations, let me tell you that none of these recipes use any oil at all, because you just replace the oil with my ultra secret ingredient, Diet Coke! On top of that, our complex and confusing instructions will have you tearing your new hair transplants out at the speed of light! How about that? It's that amazing, folks. And here's the best part. Your family will be so underwhelmed at this horrendous concoction you've produced, you'll never have to cook a meal at home again, because they'll insist you live beyond your means to eat out every night of the week! It's the stress gift that keeps on giving, folks!

[@belatedly]

"in honor of Cathy, I'm gonna drink a diet coke" 😂

[@sharons1129]

I really like the shorter hair either way you look great

[@DrummerDude995]

The glare when he said “spaghetti….cut in half….” The silence was deadly. 😂

[@philliplewis1024]

That faucet gives me agita...

[@quantafreeze]

Mateo's commentary was hilarious

[@batmanpancake96]

Chaotic carbonara 🤣🤣

[@syphonkusanagi]

I LOVE Y’ALL!!! Your videos are amazing. You need to make merch shirts that have your face, that damn turbo cooker , and in the center says “Do It For Cathy!” I would buy ❤️

[@lhughes521]

This is HYSTERICAL 😂😂😂😂😂

[@falooda8753]

I would absolutely LOVE to see Cathy Mitchell on your show! That would be my dream episode, followed by an episode in which you and Nick cooking Indian food together, followed by an episode in which Nick meets your grandmother. Here's hoping 🤞

[@albirdto]

You’re keeping Cathy Mitchell’s legacy alive (against our will)

[@satoshionamoto]

I can't cope with the fact that your subscriptions award is there at the kitchen... hahahhahaah

[@ArioPhoenix]

Matteo Lane is the definition of a perfect man 😭😂🤍

[@Tripper111]

My Dude has got the fresh to death haircut going and it looks good.

[@joshmccollen700]

Congrats on the haircut :) you flaming superhero!

[@grimacefrowns]

The moment i've been waiting for. 🤣! Congrats on the haircut! Why did breaking the pasta feel like I was witnessing a hate crim being committed? Cant wait to see you in Salt Lake soon!

[@moniquehunt6412]

Turbo cooker is extreme cooking at its best. If it was supposed to be relaxing she woulda named it the calming cooker.

[@zzizahacallar]

Matteo ❤ your new haircut. ❤ your Cathy Mitchell Turbo cooker recipes.

[@marleysoluna]

Just because you asked - shorter hair really suits you! I think it emphasizes your handsome facial structure. You've got great cheekbones and jawline, and the shorter hair really complements those parts of your face.

[@Ms.Laterholmes5253]

Totally just walked around the kitchen, trying to find things to stab it open😂😂😂

[@LookNBeef]

I use to watch the Barefoot Contessa......and I love your comments on her. Watching it was like on a Qualude mellow moment and just floating through it all.

[@Ryanmanification]

How did we go from cooking carbonara in a turbo cooker to explaining how Matteo got his haircut

[@rthayes00]

Nick needs to cook a dish in the Turbo Cooker

[@reelers6102]

"This is so stressfull..." having put cut bacon slices in pan and put the lid on it... 😂

[@MinaLobo]

We thank you for your sacrifice.

[@bostonterrier2976]

hear me out, the onion might have saved this, the moisture would have stopped the bacon from burning and it would have added flavor. Still wouldn't have been carbonara but Cathy might've been onto somethin

[@lbmartinet]

As soon as I said omg this is a nightmare you said this is a nightmare 😂❤

[@XanderThor]

I would absolutely love to see you react to the Jaboody Dubs dubbed over versions of the Cathy Mitchell infomercials, especially the red copper pan ones. They are truly some of the most hilarious videos on the internet

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

Oh we needed the turbo cooker very much.

[@ZakhadWOW]

Out of all meals Matteo has mealed, this wsss one of them 🤐😩

[@mjswick]

Great Cathy Mitchell impersonation! Next, you should do a "Eat this book!" recipe from Cathy! Fold and bake! SO EASY!

[@j_gum]

I started laughing just looking at the title.

[@EricMontreal22]

This made my week

[@Masterjedi688]

Your hair looks great Matteo.

[@orielwiggins2225]

this is ....A meal. you look so disgusted and tbh it does look super stressful and there's a ton of cleaning, how can they say it's easy. I'm so glad to have you review all these and create the "recipes". pure gold. Still waiting for you and Nick to do recipes together with these "easy as pie" items.

[@SuperBigboy1955]

Yes, Matteo I love your hair shorter it makes you look younger. Love your cooking videos. Thank you!

[@Oltoir]

Your kitchen faucet is giving me anxiety

[@audreynelson3997]

We need a video of Nick trying to cook with this thing 😂😂😂

[@3ricjs]

Ms. Cathy did you dirty with this recipe 😂

[@cosmicblu4726]

I dont know if Matteo will see this, but there's a recent video on youtube of a guy searching for Cathy's Ramen cookbook (lots of dishes made from ramen noodles, including desserts). He eventually gets in contact with Cathy and it was quite interesting

[@nicanonymus2491]

I like the short hair! You look fresh 😂

[@willsx2]

Matteo, your hair looks great!

[@oldschoolabrahamhicks2742]

Lovin this cookin series! x

[@owen9510]

Matteo is now banned from visiting Italy for life.

[@denniscunningham1647]

Diet Coke in everything ! Surprised she didn't to tell us to use Diet Coke to cook the pata in...UGH !! If you get the chance, look up her segment with Steve Harvey who she appeared as a guest on. A joke about whipped cream was STUNNING, CRINGe-WORTHY and HYSTERICAL

[@simonmay4947]

Matteo… we need to talk about the organization of your cupboard when you pull out the paper towels… Why are they not all on one shelf??? 4:17 😂

[@Syco108]

Matteo is banned from all restaurants in Italy for a year for breaking that spaghetti