Matteo Lane - An Italian & A Colombian

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[@janemarriott3389]

Sometimes, Matteo, you are just golden. Just golden.

[@melizab2424]

Always! Golden 😊

[@MrVidau]

LOL, everyone who reads this comment will only focus on the "sometimes" part 🤣🤣🤣

[@mhdaslmz]

Not sometimes but EVERYTIMEE!!

[@giuseppinalombardi4943]

Always golden!

[@samsonsulk]

literally he’s the best

[@oxiary]

JAW DROP"D WHEN MATTEO SAYS HE MARRIED MY LAWWD congrats gorlieeeee 🦋🦋

[@Xiroi87]

He said that a few videos ago.

[@kevinm-py1nt]

Where have you been? It was all the society pages! She didn't wear white and maid of honor Nick looked bored to death.

[@johnnie543]

Hey God it's me again....

[@AlexH4774]

Someone doesn't watch We Might Be Drunk...

[@CarterC.]

Wait he’s married?!?!?!

[@mairabertoldo]

I'm Brazilian, I work in a bank and I am in a running club 🤣🤣 this set was hilarious 😂

[@viniciusa.pedreira290]

Did you also notice that Juan spoke Portuguese instead of Italian at 5:45? 😂

[@mairabertoldo]

Sim! 😂😂

[@CMona6]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@dafuq27783]

you're bored with your life as well?

[@anaCalaudia]

@@viniciusa.pedreira290acho q o q vc apontou é ele tava falando espanhol! “Tu quieres aprender italiano”.

[@x.a.donnelly3283]

Even tho Matteo’s married now Nick Smith will forever be his trophy wife

[@audreynelson3997]

That wasn’t a joke? Lol

[@warrenfrankenberger4687]

Ok that was funny! And accurate 😂

[@JeanBaptisteDesJardins]

He’s married??? To whom????

[@Miss_Camel]

I always thought nick was his annoying little brother that he tolerated but loved, like you can make fun of them all day, but if anyone else says something, you’ll fuck them up. LOL

[@anastasiabateman2739]

Aren’t they brothers 😅

[@presentlycrescent]

“I neurotic gay guy who looks a little like Liza Minnelli” Y’all I lost it

[@ghomerhust]

matteo is very very very quickly becoming my favorite all time comedian. i usually am weeping with laughter by the time i get done with ANY video of his. the work-out video with nick was one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[@AY-ze1fp]

"So I'm just going to Amsterdammm soooo erhm ciaoooooooo" is the perfect 'fresa' North Italian imitation 👌😌

[@Xiroi87]

She's so typically Northern Italian, which Matteo is not, that I started to wonder if he wasn't getting it. At the end it was clear he made it on purpose.

[@Sethger]

Mind to explain? Im not getting it :D

[@Gc-we8sy]

Matteo Is not italian lol

[@jonathancadle1261]

He’s Italian and Mexican, he’s mentioned it in multiple clips.

[@DougWinfield]

@@jonathancadle1261 Italian/ Mexican mother & Irish father

[@pizzafreddaacolazione]

​@@Sethgerthe culture between Northern and Southern Italy is very different, that's why

[@999samus7]

5:54, the dude tried to speak italian and ended up speaking portuguese, you gotta love languages xDDD

[@victoriancuddler]

the weird cousin of the latin languages: Portuguese although not the most feral, that's Romanian

[@AlexH4774]

I heard "eu" at some point, idk if the rest of what he said then was Italian?

[@999samus7]

@@victoriancuddler as someone who despises french as a language and speak Spanish and Portuguese... ok nvm, if we talk about Portuguese from Portugal, yeah... pretty weird but... french man

[@999samus7]

@@AlexH4774 i might seem all judgy but I was him at a time, and I don't know, not everyone is a language nerd, I'd be the type of guy who'd learn Italian to curse using a long sentence and make nonna proud, anyway, to me it sounded like he used a bunch of cognates and threw an eu in there.

[@tebankai]

​@@999samus7I've always thought that it's pretty weird french is a latin language, considering how different it is from it's cousins, I speak Spanish, and I can understand mostly Italian and Portuguese from the similarities, but french... It's a completely different thing 🤔

[@Chowder0440]

We need a series of Matteo teaching Italian quips and phrases

[@JewishJeff839]

Why?

[@cuculain78]

​@@JewishJeff839So we can all learn to talk shit in another language. The question is why not

[@oxiary]

jaw dropp"d everytime matteo lays the f-word like ordering a number 3 @ an arbys on a Tuesday unexpected but so casual cryinggg

[@davidemelotto9135]

"You're in a running club and work at a bank. What kind of italian are you?" A Milanese.

[@blw957]

Again, some of the best crowd work I've ever seen! Being multilingual allows you to roast from a multicultural perspective that is so entertaining without ever being offensive. That sh*t is so funny!

[@nightmare-fuel]

when he said the f-slur, I laughed so loud everyone in the student lounge shot me evils

[@MD-hy9jv]

Worth it tee hee

[@emmafierceberg]

Columbia is the University and the winter sportswear company! Colombia is the country 😘✌️🌞❤️

[@ropasidi5154]

Yes please explain to the italian!!

[@araquejo]

Gracias

[@kc6609]

yup. noticed that too on the title..... "colOmbian"

[@lilianburgoa9458]

Please spell CO LOM BIA well!!

[@cancion_tristona]

Gracias. ❤

[@alllliya]

I just adore the interaction with audience❤ I wish he had his own talk show or something like that

[@maxrbmc]

What a way to just casually drop to the world that you got married

[@Smoof29]

I'm so happy for Matteo he's been killing it forever and the recognition is finally catching on thank glob and he's just absolutely glowing it makes my dumb lil gay heart sing

[@SoggyCamel]

The “get your shit together” with the headbanging was giving Jack MacFarland as helll

[@demacto13]

Matteo is a wizard of multilingual relationships, he should be the ambassador of relations to italian and Spanish speaking nations, he would bring peace and laughter to them all 👏🏻

[@cal9112]

Italian speaking nations? Like only Italy maybe?

[@Nahamnimii]

He’s all of that and he can’t spell Colombia 🙄

[@JewishJeff839]

@@Nahamnimii Do typos normally turn you into a Karen with no balls? How much are you PAID to find typos and freak out like a girl?? Join a running club to meet someone or get run over by someone...

[@marioguidotomasone1265]

@@cal9112 and Switzerland, half of New Jersey, a third of Venezuela and three quarters of Argentina. ;-)

[@cal9112]

@@marioguidotomasone1265 now l got It

[@gabispn13]

Love when you speak Italian and Spanish. I can understand both and you speak both languages perfectly.

[@bdp8102]

he really doesn't 😅 but it's cute

[@bdp8102]

@@giusdbg no, he actually has a decent accent but very bad grammar, like... "person who's only been in the country once ten years ago and learned a few words to get by" bad. Nothing wrong with that, but it's a little strange when he says he *speaks Italian*

[@bdp8102]

@@giusdbg that's an insane thing to assume on the basis of absolutely nothing 😅

[@user-fg6on1gb4w]

This is PURE GOLD as always!

[@michiferrucci]

Matteo, non vedo l’ora di venire a vedere il tuo show a Londra il mese prossimo! Bought a flight ticket just to see you performing in London, can’t wait! Sei un grande!

[@danmoore4097]

i’m sure you’ll love him! he was delightful in melbourne

[@pdropm3352]

It's COLOMBIAN omg... The most "gringo" thing ever haha

[@jaxattax7357]

was wondering who was gonna catch it 😂

[@SP-ow9jl]

I know, every Colombian here is annoyed!😅

[@pjchacon]

Ecuadorian here, but I'm annoyed on your behalf. @@SP-ow9jl

[@Nahamnimii]

@@SP-ow9jl it’s particularly annoying because he’s Mexican. And clearly prides himself on knowing how to speak Italian and Spanish and even French. This is truly disappointing from him.

[@Yulia.chandrika]

Didn't he say " colombian" ? Ha dicho exactamente eso no?

[@shanedittmar2524]

Congrats to you both and i wish you many years of happiness!!!

[@yvettebennett6170]

You're in a running club and you work at a bank. Lol. 😂

[@EggplantParm03]

A running club 🤣🤣

[@germanhenaor]

Official petition for whoever uploads Mateo’s video to learn how to spell Colombia

[@rebasmom4575]

You are so great at crowd work Matteo! I could watch you all day.

[@sonquatsch8585]

i'm only a minute in and matteo is god level killing it....he's always good but this is freakishly good.

[@BB-nu3vd]

You make me cry laughing. It’s badly needed, so Thanks!

[@lacefacethegreat]

As soon as the guitar started I was eagerly awaiting Puss n Boots 😂

[@Juliasoph]

as a colombian i’m offended by the misspelling

[@abel_ardo]

I know, right! It's so annoying, it show's their lack of education in geography

[@miguelramirez6352]

Take no offense at all! In English phonetics "Columbia" is correct (when speaking in English), In Spanish phonetics "Colombia" is correct (When speaking in Spanish), There's no reason to take offense at all! Just understand the phonetic sounds of both languages!

[@juanacosta4328]

@@miguelramirez6352I’m guessing you’re not Colombian? 😆

[@manager-nim2623]

Honestly I can’t hear the difference but English is my second language so that could be it

[@cakeisavegatable]

The fact that this man kills it with crowd work is so fucking crazy. MORE MATTEO

[@Ddal0ceano]

Congratulations on your wedding Matteo! In bocca al' lupo!

[@MisterMe1988]

"We're at brunch!" BISH!!! bahahahahahaha i LOVE when you just talk to the audience...you're HILARIOUS

[@kellibrooks9032]

No one does crowd work like Matteo

[@giadf9747]

That part Matteo speaks 🇪🇸 with a thick 🇮🇹 accent is too relatable 😂 Neither these two language are my mother tongue and I speak 🇮🇹 better than my 🇪🇸 so I sound like Mario too 😁

[@lixak6307]

I speak Italian and Spanish with the thickest French accent and it’s only because French was my first foreign language. I had a line cook tell me I speak Mexican-Spanish like a drunk Canadian

[@marty8895]

He has a very strong American accent when he speaks Italian so I don’t know how you can hear an italian accent when he speak Spanish😂

[@meghasinghania1]

What is your mother tongue?? And btw it's "a" not "an" And neither "of" these And "languages"

[@meghasinghania1]

​@@marty8895 NO HE DOESN'T!!

[@JewishJeff839]

@@meghasinghania1 Karen with no life?

[@moroto250]

It’s even funnier when you know a couple Italian-Colombian and the poor Italian was trying to learn Spanish with him… 😂😂😂 so much fun!

[@monica93304]

Improv. Fantastic fucking improv. Matteo. You killed it.

[@aintnolittlegirl9322]

Congrats on your wedding, Matteo! I'm so happy for you.

[@tairneanaich]

„what kind of Italian ARE you?“ the Swiss kind by the sound of it lol

[@msbee5183]

Youre OUTSTANDING in every way❤🎉

[@biancasp2023]

Congratulations on the wonderful news! To many beautiful years to you both! 👑👑❤️‍🔥🔥🍾🥂 My family is Colombian and Italian as well! It’s incredible and insane! 🤣😂😭🇨🇴 🇮🇹

[@kaigege12]

You're so funny i feel sad i'll never be able to see you live, thank you for putting so much on youtube! Une fan française (je suis sûre que tu peux comprendre le français aussi)

[@katzenbekloppt_mf]

Well, you remember when he told he ordered something at a bakery in framce and they were rude😂?

[@kaigege12]

@@katzenbekloppt_mf correction....he was in PARIS🤣entirely different

[@katzenbekloppt_mf]

@@kaigege12 So Paris (where I've nevver been to) is in France what Berlin (where I live) is in Germany which is known to be the rudest city? Well, then I will be prepared when I'll visit it. What's about Marseille? This seems to be a wonderful city, always wanted to go there.

[@kaigege12]

@@katzenbekloppt_mf i exagerated for the purpose of the joke. haha ! parisian people are just sometimes quite in a hurry that could appear as coldness. But let me give you my best advice when you visit france: SAY BONJOUR in any shop and place you go, yes, even if you don't speak french. You will see a real difference in behaviour from people towards you. Bonjour is really important in french politeness. Marseille is nice too! i'd recommend you check out toulouse too, very beautiful city.

[@katzenbekloppt_mf]

@@kaigege12 thanks, I add Toulouse (like the artist and one of the kittens in Aristocats😹). And no, I choose latin at school and added just some month french class, I am just able to say who I am and where I come from. But beeing polite is always a good way to get a nice answer everywhere, right? If you ever visit Argentina just tell everyone you love Maradona, then even the taxidriver is your friend😅 In Berlin whatever you do people can answer rude, so do whatever you feel🤪

[@isabelballester]

Congratulations Matteo! And amazing work as always

[@lunaalyeska9744]

So when are we gonna get the KZbin video of the rest of the show? 👀

[@araquejo]

It's COL O MBIA !!!!

[@vanai2359]

Woohoo new content, hope you keep it coming 🎉 great crowdwork, as usual 😊

[@Octobris]

4:12 Oh this flew over the audience's heads lol

[@williamswinson5272]

Columbia is the spelling for the university or the old production company. Colombia is the spelling for the country. I happen to actually be mixed Italian and Colombian. I look super Jewish or Middle Eastern ❤

[@melodep275]

I’m also Italian and Colombian and I get asked if I’m Portuguese. Which basically yea.

[@BricBarker]

Your crowd work is on point, sir!

[@alycewonderland5824]

Matteo and spouse!! Congratulations and best wishes to you both!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@PamelaOrtiz1967]

So brilliant 😂 Congratulations to you and your husband 💙

[@enzomthethwa5861]

OMG I am so happy to hear that Matteo got MARRIED!!!!!

[@cityboikev]

I have never laughed so much at a comedian other than Matteo Lane.

[@CruzR1111]

Congratulations Matteo. So happy for you ❤

[@AMG92.]

the arm and leg cross at "it's complicated" lool

[@cinnamonroll96]

congrats matteo!! also this set was so funny, and to see the couple as well. they were so cute, and their meeting is goals! to meet bc of a hobby, goals!

[@AlyceInMaryland]

”….looks a little bit like Liza Minnelli”. Oh, I absolutely can’t unsee it now. 😂

[@alpacalad7492]

I love that this whole thing is just Matteo showing off

[@luisaesteban8102]

Oh dear Matteo, is colOmbia not columbia , still love you

[@suzanneakerley1354]

Congrats and best wishes!! So happy for you!

[@danmoore4097]

my duolingo italian paying off one matteo lane clip at a time

[@w_double.u]

You are LEGENDARY.

[@elisabethmhawkins9025]

Congratulations Matteo 🎉🎉❤❤

[@adventurecreations3214]

Genius. Always funny.

[@lawrenceakini9507]

Congratulations!🍾. Thanks for this KZbin. Cheers.

[@jscho8674]

Congrats on the wedding, Matteo! ❤

[@nuriacambramanzano1877]

Eres muuuuuuy bueno. Me rio mucho con tus vídeos.

[@Spartanfred104]

Been waiting for some more laughs, thanks Matteo

[@CannotThinkOfAHandleRn]

Everytime I see this guy, makes my day.

[@lawrencef4356]

Congratulations on getting married so happy for you ❤️❤️

[@ronaldbomiajr117]

Congratulations on your marriage, Matteo! Love you!❤

[@sebastiancastillocadavid3483]

Columbia threw me off! Honey it’s Colombia 🇨🇴

[@dalemettee1147]

Matteo, I have to hit pause, so I can take a breath! haha

[@Mom2boys-2]

Love you, Matteo! And I’m old! 😂

[@dantopster]

COLOOOOOOOMBIA

[@mamasrescue1212]

He always has me cryingg laughing by the end of his sets🤣💀.. i’m shockedd that girl sitting on the end didn’t laugh once🙈🙉

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

My reaction when I was trying to enjoy nature on acid with a friend and some couple moseyed over to take photos and they shouted to us “we’re engaged!” Was “we’re not!” It reminded me of the SATC episode where Samantha has an “I’m not having a baby” party.

[@DKF_oli]

You’ve got to fix the spelling of Colombian!!!!!! Screaming, crying, begging! Please 😂

[@myohotim]

Congratulations on your nuptials, Matteo. Love you!

[@katproot]

@matteolanecomedy Matt, CHE ACCENTO PERFETTO!

[@YudronWangmo]

If you are watching this, Matteo, this old lesbian loves you for being an irreverent potty-mouth and still subtly kind and positive.

[@cloverhighfive]

That was so much fun! Encore! :)

[@RyanDCH]

Eff yeah buddy! Congrats on getting married!

[@icecold1780]

It’s Colombia 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Pippi-rippi]

Lol I love you married this guy so quickly!! I need to catch up soon lol

[@trishhennessy673]

Love this

[@rosech0senOne]

Mateo! You are so hilarious!!!!

[@ashmcgregor9150]

Matteo: You 're in a running club and you work in a bank?... What kind of Italian are you? Me: She's from MILAN 😆

[@louiserhodes5229]

My northern Italian part of the family is so icy it makes my english family look like cuddly teddy bears.

[@GA-ik6pi]

That was too jokes😂😂😂

[@ryandavid739]

You have no idea how much that mispelling annoys Colombians.

[@somerset6646]

I could listen to him for hours.

[@-HRH]

I went to Columbia but they didn't give me Colombian citizenship when I graduated.

[@NEK711]

He got married! 😃

[@Jefrma]

That 🎶 took me straight to the beginning of a backstreet boys song,The Call

[@tatianag.1149]

LOL, Matteo😂Running club😂

[@jeaniehorton5964]

Love Matteo!!❤