Matteo Lane: The Advice Special | FULL SPECIAL

[@matteolanecomedy]

Come see me on tour! thealdentetour.com/ Follow me! instagram.com/matteolane/ www.tiktok.com/Matteolane

[@r3i2x]

Paris tour svp

[@linnethcalderon3493]

We need you to give a show in Madrid please 🥺

[@knarzmichl]

well and when you start the European tour - don't miss Berlin

[@jarekkril8770]

Any dates in Europe?

[@kathrynmceachern9503]

Love your comedy show, and all of your cooking videos. You're one of the most fascinating and talented young people in the NY comedy scene today, and forever! Thank you so much for everything. ✌️❤️😂 From Northern California 🤓❤️✌️

[@fallen-star666]

The “he said he wants to be closer with his wife” and the abundance of _OOOOOOOOOH_ s catches me off guard every time, and Matteo just goes “stop.” is really funny

[@cvel1456]

I really wanted to know the response after jajaja .....

[@furydose]

timestamp?

[@fallen-star666]

@@furydose 4:35 :)

[@GiselleKlara]

I like how they just aren't even gonna go there. LIke. of course there's a wife. Sure. Why not.

[@cynthiahusband106]

Love this guy-funny as hell he’s gonna go far , very talented!!!!

[@thelocalsage]

love how everyone in the crowd has a life that’s just absolutely falling apart lol

[@zerocraic3966]

Hahahaaha tbf the first 2 women were 1. Steadily single parenting and making money escaped a cheater and 2. Gays who don’t want a kid at their wedding. Kinda sounds like they made it not falling apart. The guys and poor Janice need some help and your comment made me howl regardless.

[@carenathompson2911]

#NewYorkers most of us are disasters lol

[@kevinwillems8720]

To quote Brennan Lee Mulligan, "You can't do a campaign about New York City and have people's lives not be truly fucking miserable."

[@frankcutugno3576]

Thats a requirement for living in NYC! 😂 🌈

[@dixierae3442]

​@@frankcutugno3576I think it's a requirement for being a human being in the 2020s. Seems I can't go into a comment section without very quickly finding someone who's reached some kind of bottom. Followed by 100 comments from strangers giving them advice on how to fix it.😊

[@hosu_ko]

I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea

[@MickeyGreenEyes213]

For real!

[@Zekenator_77]

Carlos we need to know! ! !

[@redabenz7905]

Jajajajaja

[@bane876]

I'm desperate to know what happened too

[@Manigeitora]

​@@redabenz7905bueno, hasta mañana

[@LezbollahMothra]

I usually cringe at crowd-work but this was hilarious, he’s SO good with off the cuff humor, it’s hard to be able to deliver comedy off the cuff AND prewritten sets & he keeps me rollin’

[@Manigeitora]

You probably usually cringe at crowd work because a lot of comedians that try to do crowd work really aren't that good at crowd work. Mateo, on the other hand, is a fucking natural at this shit. You can honestly kind of tell that a lot of comedians are really just natural storytellers that know how to make a story funny. Most people don't really tell a whole lot of jokes anymore. So it's really just your ability to sort of improv and riff off of what the audience is feeding you rather than scripting a set ahead of time. And not all comedy is improv comedy! I'm sure there are a lot of successful professional comedians that probably aren't that great at crowd work either.

[@TheBostonProjectChick]

Matt rife is funny with crowd work too, but people like Jessica kirson I just don't find it all that great. Evety comedian is different though and they all have specials for a reason

[@neff6185]

@TheBostonProjectChick matts crowd work was so good ugh, it sucks his Netflix special turned so out so bad. Really brought out a side I never wanted to see in him, painfully unfunny too :(

[@isadoracarvalhooo]

@@TheBostonProjectChicknot matt rife💀💀💀

[@bharathi8512]

Try Gianmarco Soresi, his crowd works are great. At least the ones in KZbin are.

[@caifengforever2796]

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN ADVICE SHOW RIGHT NOW I'D WATCH THIS EVERY DAY

[@KatieGray1]

same.

[@ImahSillyGirl]

Only once a day? Coffee talk and evening martinis please.

[@monicacomics]

Co-signed

[@Nemiah]

💯

[@gcalonzo]

Yes

[@simonsgaard328]

Bro the fact that this is not scripted is insane... When he said his name was Carlos i combusted 💀

[@annaocel]

FRRRRRR

[@annaocel]

I love when an unhinged person also has an unhinged and chaotic audience😭😭💀💀

[@dandan8444]

New Yorkers are wild

[@ryanstoyles7611]

this seems pretty scripted ngl

[@chrissamuel4653]

i´m pretty sure it is scripted.

[@FanFicnic]

I LOVE the guy who slid in with the “How YOU doin??”

[@zoe-suvu]

I was so not ready :')

[@Someone-dq4zt]

The way the plot kept thickening for the first one when he said his name was Carlos I started crying 😭 this was too funny

[@dragonfly961]

Same! I was choking 😂

[@Someone-dq4zt]

@@dragonfly961 no fr same tho 😭 it was too much

[@carlosschein9283]

Same

[@Someone-dq4zt]

@@carlosschein9283 😭 omg r u Carlos ?

[@judiwells156]

omg... me too. almost spit out my coffee!

[@jordanyoung2772]

Matteo: "Everybody give it up for Ethan!" Audience member: "It's Evan..." Matteo: "Who else needs advice!?"

[@lizsanchez4989]

😂😂😂 i did too

[@mochuelovelli]

Poor Eric 😔

[@julianedits0]

@@mochuelovelli I feel bad for Erin too

[@nikki80368]

@@julianedits0 yeah I really hope Eian takes his advice

[@Mohh410]

@@nikki80368 poor etrian

[@kellybob66]

The only thing wrong with this special was that it only lasted for 35 minutes. I could have sat here and watched you for at least an hour or more. Thanks for always bringing laughter into everyone's lives.

[@fussbrain9161]

Agreed! I wish there was more. Can’t wait for the next special tho

[@TMish73829]

Ok but my biggest issue is that we didn’t get ANY Carlos resolution 😂😂

[@tylerl4768]

@@TMish73829 LITTERALLY

[@charleshall9488]

Should have been two hours.

[@kellyb6198]

Totally agree, this was hilarious and so different from any other comedy special I've seen ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@alyssa4009]

The collective groan from the crowd when she said her boyfriend was an actor 🤣🤣

[@jv-lk7bc]

gold

[@mikat8062]

I felt so bad 😅 you just know he’s cheating

[@nuadasilverpaw5702]

@@mikat8062 That's the first thing I thought when she said that he said he wanted to "Learn to be a better boyfriend" XD

[@mikat8062]

@@nuadasilverpaw5702 exactly 😂

[@magpie.314]

Damn that microphone really went "honey no" & yeeted itself. RIP Matteo's opera career 🙏🏼😂

[@sc3961]

Made me cry bahahha

[@jessykacarter6995]

☠️🤣🙌🏻

[@angelarrivas]

I laughed so hard but I really wanted to hear it!! 😆

[@JBaker-ep1wx]

Poor thing has performance anxiety 😉

[@aaron386]

It was a paid actor lmao

[@Rickety-Rick]

With every new reveal on the Carlos question I was laughing harder and harder, and I was so sad that we didn’t get any resolution on it! Maybe on another special

[@Loeviis]

Yeah, i want an update!!

[@RickiFluhr]

Well the dude probably said "Venga Aqui pápi" so Carlos headed for the W 4th St subway station.

[@RickiFluhr]

Also YES I am so bummed we didn't get a resolution!!

[@kirbydied2875]

yea i wanted a resolution

[@nextchancenow7153]

He could take Carlos on tour with this routine

[@thebossoflifeeee]

Matteo’s gasp after the lady asked about serving her husband the divorce papers had me rolling

[@christinasalzman3287]

But was his shock about the paperwork or that there's a straight person in the crowd

[@Manigeitora]

​@@christinasalzman3287yes

[@ruskov5685]

Frrrrr

[@ruskov5685]

​@@Manigeitoranot really

[@ruskov5685]

​@@christinasalzman3287he was schoked by it and then knew it was by a straight person and said it. He wasn't schoked because it's a straight persln

[@Fluff_Noodles]

28:39 "What should she eat?" "ASS!" 😆 I love the guy who shouted that can't believe he didn't catch that one 😭

[@njferns]

OMG! Even I didn't!!! Hahaha

[@Somebody73852]

That segment I was obsessed with Matteo impersonating the angry crowd oh my lord

[@jenaportelli8683]

How does he NOT have a Netflix special?! And seriously- what an amazingly multi-talented individual. He cooks, he sings, he paints, and he’s HYSTERICAL. We don’t deserve you, Matteo!

[@jayymorris5285]

All these comments that talk about his talents forgets that he speaks English, Spanish, Italian and german.

[@zacherius137]

Who needs a Netflix special?

[@TheDisorderly]

Uhhh it’s obviously because he….. has a lip tickler

[@Jovixgal]

@@jayymorris5285 AND French. Unreal!

[@cocoacoolness]

I heard somewhere that he tried to get one, and because he's gay Netflix told him his audience is too niche for them

[@kayteejaykayel7502]

“I hadn’t thought about the ugly thing thanks” Sent me and I’m not sure I’ll ever return. 😂😂😂

[@pandythedandy]

The way they were calling him poor too ☠️

[@MrFallingcats]

Also the lassie in the corner during the shot of Matteo's reaction just starts laughing then full Kanye-style stops.

[@00TheD]

I used to work with this guy back in the day and he's an amazing chef. It's really impressive to see such a quick transition to comedy. He was always funny but this is impressive.

[@hoarsecorpse]

I be seeing him on tik tok, he still cooks mad good

[@BB-re8mw]

A chef!? Wait. What?! What hell am I living in? I give up! We mortals can only appear to be homely, poorly-dressed, poorly-coiffed, uni-lingual, off-key, under-achievers crying into our Kraft Mac n Cheese! hmpf!

[@nextchancenow7153]

That’s dope.

[@_JustJoe]

Oh yeah he cooks too, I forgot. This man does it all!

[@_JustJoe]

HE DRAWS TOO. HE DREW SAILOR MOON FOR HALLOWEEN 😭

[@bethlittle9114]

"He's as gay as a picnic basket" I CHOKED LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Captain_Jackass]

That first guy was the pinnacle of “never let them know your next move”😂

[@_JustJoe]

Fr

[@firewolfandrewb]

Every turn in that was a left.

[@ZzZ0ne]

He hit a gold vein with that guy..

[@747isBestPizzaEver]

Goes without saying, SOMEone didn't return to the theater for their *follow-up* 🤔😏

[@senatorsheevpalpatine3712]

The jokes write themselves sometimes 😂

[@ricardomeadows8232]

"Oh my god, a straight person!" Has me dying every time I hear that line.

[@austinsurge]

Huge respect for delaying the special a couple days so it didn't premier the same day as a mass murder of our brothers and sisters. Bummed that it didn't come out when I wanted it to? Sure. But I respect the thoughtfulness.

[@notimetothink6786]

That's so expected of Matteo. He's too precious.

[@gab1423]

I live under a rock, what happened exactly ?

[@xenondoro8573]

@@gab1423 Some nutjob went and shot people at a drag show in Colorado Springs.

[@samranda]

@@gab1423 a gunman killed 5 people in a colorado springs queer nightclub

[@amrcnngrmny]

Oh who cares.

[@kseni_vely]

The "ja ja ja ja" moment, I swear, I almost died choking on my lunch 😂 I couldn't love Matteo more even if I tried ❤️

[@jimhall2924]

I stumbled on this guy the other day. I haven’t stopped laughing for 3 days. I’m dreading the day I run out of videos to watch. This guy needs his own show for sure. Sooooo funny.

[@viabre]

I love how confidently called the second guy the wrong name twice

[@iluvtanjiro7196]

😂😂 he kept saying Ethan I was like wait a min isn't his name Evan? I was smoking B4 hand n thought I was tripping lol

[@sc8307]

Carlos was the comedy gift that kept on giving!

[@PhillyFrank1]

The fact that Nick makes Matteo laugh so much is a real testament to their friendship and how genuinely funny Nick is. And the slow trickle of info from Carlos is just too funny.

[@izayus11]

He does sound like Squidward!

[@briandbenson]

@@izayus11haha he does and he’s so funny too. I love them both

[@fullfrontallobe]

I was crying laughing at Nick’s bit right along with Matteo. Just gave us a little cherry on top of a wildly entertaining special. Made my night

[@RowanEllison-r9l]

I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea. “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches.

[@andrewcrank8949]

Right! What happened 😭😭😭

[@IRFine]

“Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches

[@channel89134]

I did not understand that sentence.

[@TheDisorderly]

Go get cha a mustache ride big boy

[@ultimategotea]

THE WAY HE SAID JA

[@ZeCrazyAngel]

Thanks for that, now I know how it was written I could hit google translate XD

[@kellykarst3703]

Honestly, a good response to so many situations.

[@tuckergregory]

The microphone mishap at the very end was absolute gold!!! It was like the world itself was like “Hey, y'know what'd be a really funny way to end this?”

[@oliviahafnermunichteaching957]

I'm wondering if this was orchestrated?

[@JustFamilyThings]

I think that was some sleight-of-hand stage craft, which makes it even funnier! Matteo is such a talented performer.

[@hitokage4]

I almost peed myself laughing at the microphone mishap. Just perfection.

[@annie-sc]

Not sure but the mic was pretty loose and he was using his chin to hold it in place before he sang

[@jv-lk7bc]

the mic lost its boner..

[@bindablinda]

Okay, the special is truly amazing and hilarious, but now I'm DYING to see the next episode of Carlos's telenovela with that unnamed guy.

[@katmusswoodwind]

Same I was waiting for Carlos to ... RETURN *flamboyant cape swish*

[@BeckyMesser]

“all 7 straight men” I literally choked on my drink 🤣

[@zilanthropy]

I love the Joey in the audience that pounces in with "how you doing" to the woman waiting to give her husband divorce paperssss omg

[@littlemy1773]

That guy didn’t even miss a beat 😂

[@n.l.vannstallings4664]

I'm an old straight lady. I spent most of my younger years surrounded by gay men, had gay roommates, and spent my weekends in the gay clubs. Those were the happiest years of my life! Watching this special just brought me back to how extremely funny and talented gay men are. I wish you all the success in the world. 💗

[@alanafalana]

this is so cute. hope you’re doing well!!!

[@ReBecca-rl4bi]

So sweet! I love you.

[@LindysEpiphany]

Gay men are a girls best friend!

[@s.melonita4454]

Hi old straight lady, you're the cutest!

[@alyzu4755]

I, too, am an old straight lady who spent much of my youth with my gay friends, men and women. I also miss those days. Much love to you!

[@psaxe]

Netflix is crazy for not picking this up!! Hysterical!

[@janicesilvermann2974]

I had the same thought as I was watching this.

[@DOCvip808]

The way he intertwines everyone else's problems to a punchline for someone else's jokes is VERY IMPRESSIVE

[@mrs_mothra547]

Seriousssslllly, I was so impressed

[@Lordy093]

This special is just Matteo collecting and resolving the soap opera level drama of every audience member and I love it.

[@KaritKtana]

Damn, this guy is a quadruple threat!!! Such quick wit, spark and talent is rare enough in stand up, but he also paints, cooks and sings on a professional level?!? Wtf, Matteo, leave some talent for the rest of us!! Absolutely loved the show , so happy to see you succeed!!

[@tjwash2]

He also speaks at least 3 languages fluently, and knows a significant amount in two other languages and possibly more.

[@fernbear3950]

being a bottom has never been harder

[@merbeeduck9256]

EXACTLY!!!!! FULL ON JUST FUNNY ON HIS OWN-

[@mochuelovelli]

@@fernbear3950 that's why i call myself verse so ppl expect less 😭

[@giovanirubalcava2226]

Mateo easily has turned into one of my favorite comedians right now. The dude is so naturally funny 😂 and I love his authenticity! He just owns up to who he is and doesn't give a shit who likes it or not. That's an attractive quality in anyone 😂 keep it up Mateo! You're great!

[@michaelcoutts9470]

Agreed!

[@rosannaburt3048]

What I like he respects and understand straight people n views n treats all equal that I like

[@giovanirubalcava2226]

@@rosannaburt3048 I definitely agree! I would even add that I think it's great he just shares his experience but he doesn't put his entire identity into his sexuality you know? He behaves as if his sexuality is a part of him , not who he is. Which I think is what makes his jokes so relatable for everyone

[@rosannaburt3048]

@@giovanirubalcava2226 yes n in saying g we agree as consenting adults feel brings more understand n similarities like there's racism oppression everywhere n co,edy music n this escape really helps all more than anything else

[@giovanirubalcava2226]

@@rosannaburt3048 yeah exactly! Him being so open shows the similarities of us all regardless of our sexuality. While giving us huge laughs. The world needs more stuff like this haha It's a really unique special I really enjoyed it 😃

[@S_sOs_S]

"you know what...just remove the window.. complete remove the window" now i love this guy 😂😂😂😂

[@CHOCOLATIONZ]

17:20 “gays, get em!!” Made me burst out laughing while I’m on the train. Hahaha you got me good

[@dtschuor459]

IKR?

[@looney9105]

I'm in school 💀💀

[@jasongravely7217]

That got me good too!!

[@mrs_mothra547]

THE DELIVERY

[@samus1421]

hilarious. pretty sure this will earn Matteo a Netflix special. haven't seen pure / unadulterated stand-up like this since Bill Hicks.

[@sebastianvaldivieso9654]

Bill Hicks was great man

[@carrietobey6091]

Bill Hicks! One of my first, and eternal, faves. Matteo is definitely up there too

[@BecSparky]

We can only hope.

[@dash2240]

what an insane statement

[@emd1405]

Lol Andrew Schultz, Tim Dillon, shane gillis, Mark normand, Tony hinchecliff

[@pixelk8261]

Matteo is such a talent, this special left me in stitches. Did you ever get an update on Carlos???? Jajajajajajajajaja

[@jiia.cherry]

Mark for an update lol

That's right, we need Carlos'update!

[@Niruha_79]

Update, update, update!!!

[@giulia28]

Carlos update please ja ja ja ja

[@Charley_Cheshire]

Let's just say his buddy never got closer to his wife, but closer to carlos instead

[@alison4316]

Matteo is such a born performer, a born storyteller ❤ So glad he's sharing himself with us ❤

[@lukibug]

His level and comfort with improv and riffing is super impressive! Taking the stage with apparently no planned material, just going off of his genuine humor and creativity; wow! Also the whole vibe of the crowd is so loving and positive! First heard Matteo on NPR and I’m so happy he’s getting more exposure! I hope this is just another step in the growing awareness of, respect for, and appreciation of the AMAZING LGBTQ community!!

[@_JustJoe]

👏🏽

[@mavicityrelayson2924]

It feels like having brunch with a really funny friend. 😂❤

[@kharper101]

We need an update on Carlos!!! Also, holy shit, so glad I found Matteo. This had me laughing non stop. Wishing you so much success!

[@larsedik]

I also kept waiting for the update on Carlos that never happened. I hope Matteo comes to Los Angeles so that I can see him live - I need some advice myself. ETA: I found out he will be here on Friday, Feb 17, but the tickets I found cost $330. I thought $150 for DragCon tickets was too expensive!

[@BritInvLvr]

@@larsedik😮!

[@juliewick]

Same same and same! He’s freakin awesome.

[@kierathompson1561]

His reaction to divorce papers lady was so funny like yes this is the chaotic drama I was searching for 😂

[@encalio]

As a German with a Spanish name, i relate to Carlos being called out for not speaking the language. Haha 😂🎉

[@CristinaB228]

You mean "jaja" 😂

[@julianazhou1403]

jajajajaja

[@inflatablewolfie]

Here I am, diagnosed with severe depression, laughing my fucking ass off at this guy! I'd seen a few clips on YT shorts but just now went "hell why not" with the special and I loved it. I would love to have you as a friend!

[@Tweetyresm]

Hi, 👋🏻 Major Depressive Disorder here as well. Yeah, Matteo is amazing therapy lol.

[@NightMedicine]

Looks like you found a cure for your depression.

[@doggytheanarchist7876]

My depression ass lol'ed too! And it has been a long time since I did that.

[@jackmistiff5300]

M.D.D here too. It does get better. It’s the joy every new day may bring. It takes work, but there is always another day.

[@inflatablewolfie]

@@NightMedicine It's not because you laugh at a video that deoression is cured. Depression is not a little down 'cause you got chewed out at work or something, it's a literal chemical imbalance in the brain. Some hormones or neurotransmitters aren't produced or absorbed properly. So yes, I'm on medication and it greatly helps, but no, as fun as he is to watch, Matteo won't cure me of depression.

[@ashishsingh4867]

Matteo saying You better work every 5 minutes is me everytime everywhere.

[@raqueldeshow9678]

Same😇

[@annix493]

14:37 as an Evan, I cannot tell you how fuckin relatable it is to see someone learn my name, say it twice, then decide “no, actually - your name is Ethan now”.

[@reklin]

I love how, with each question, you can see the progression from, "This is interesting, tell me more", to, "Oh God, what have I gotten myself in to?" It's pretty rare to see a comedian that can rely on their improv for such a long period of time. That is both a skill and a talent.

[@testecalle3378]

I'm straight and I feel like I've learned so much about the gay community through this special

[@anonymous_wednesday]

you’ve essentially just gotten a window into what gossiping at gay brunch is like dnshfbs

[@testecalle3378]

@@anonymous_wednesday I love it 😭♥️ sometimes I wish I was gay just so I'd know how to dress myself and have more fun at social events

[@user-tu1yb8rx6z]

@@testecalle3378 this is so funny omg just love yourself and study art

[@testecalle3378]

@@user-tu1yb8rx6z this has to be the kindest thing I've ever read on the internet :)

[@anonymous_wednesday]

@@testecalle3378 you can absolutely do all of that while still being straight!! be spicy straight!! us queer folks fully support ya’ll appreciating our culture, all we ask is you understand its significance and stand with us when we fall on hard times!!

[@hustler212]

Matteo believe me when I say this, I desperately need this type of content... More of this please... And honestly I am shocked and appalled that you haven't had a Netflix special yet...

[@funcats1999]

ya me too. truly quenched my queer soul

[@hustler212]

@@funcats1999 quite honestly we queer people are starving for content to the point that I watch the same old gay tiktok videos over and over again... I am not complaining but you know... I mean we deserve our share..

[@thepandemicprofessor7017]

Comics don't need Netflix anymore. People are releasing them independently now and others pay them directly. Netflix is dead.

[@hustler212]

@@thepandemicprofessor7017 A recognised platform helps to popularize stuff... I mean even if netflix is a shitty service... But it's renowned...

[@daisy9479]

@@hustler212 completely and utterly agreed hun 💖👍

[@johnwinchester6934]

"Gay as a picnic basket" is one of the funniest things I have heard all week. Thank you!

[@KerriGilpin]

That Ave Maria moment couldn’t have been scripted and made me laugh sooooo hard, I’m wheezing! Love Matteo! 👏👏👏

[@rxbeckett]

SAME.

[@jeanvignes]

I am not kidding: the Ave Maria moment made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. OH. MY. GOD. Sometimes the universe sends us perfect comedic timing.

[@Flow-cf6uu]

Same. I really, really needed that laugh today too.

[@mirensummers7633]

this whole set was a perfect gift

[@greatvaluecorndog]

it was hilarious. but... he had the mic stand loosened and was holding it up with his chin. as soon as he wants it to fall he just moves his face.

[@The6zero4]

I laughed out loud “all by myself” numerous times. When i was in my 20’s I wanted to be Matteo Lane but didn’t have the guts. Granted it was the 60’s in the heartland and I would have become a statistic. Kudos to Matteo and let’s give it up for where we have got to as a society

[@Name-sv5qh]

This is so cute i hope youre doing good now ❤

[@brightasyellow]

I bet you are the one that everyone gravitates to now! Glad you stayed safe and are hopefully living your best life!

[@idunnowhatimdoin]

It's never too late! I don't want to think about what *_I_* will wish I had done differently some decades from now, but I hope there is someone to remind me the best time to live my best life is now, today.💖🌈 Also, you're cute.

[@The6zero4]

@@idunnowhatimdoinNo regrets. I have had a great life and not done yet

[@integra8472]

I really needed some quality queer content this week. It’s been a really awful week for the whole community, and having such an incredible special really warmed my heart

[@Shrooblord]

[@nextchancenow7153]

❤

[@stars19735]

luv ur pfp 🫰🫶

[@_JustJoe]

🤍🥹

[@planetmartay]

Even the microphone was like, "no, Matteo. You can't be amazing at all the things. It ends, here." Jajaja! I've watched this about 100x & it's still as hilarious as the 1st!

[@brodyjames8092]

This guy might be the funniest comedian, who can crowd work, his whole set he doesn’t even have to write jokes. He just walks in and works the crowd. Amazing. I hope I get a chance to see this guy live sometime I’m all the way out here in California hopefully show will come along because this guy just nails it.

[@TheDisorderly]

Does he nail you too?

[@Darthlauralou]

Same- if he comes to California I’ll for sure be there

[@K._Oss]

Matteo you’re a breath of fresh air in a scene of normie comics. You make both straight people and gay people equally laugh themselves to tears without even trying. Please for the love of god don’t ever stop, dude ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@WynnWynn-gl3fk]

Don’t forget bi people

[@weirdokate8840]

the audience reaction to "he got an agent.. he's an actor" is absolutely perfect. just Ugh's and Awheuh's all around

[@brielleoelle]

THE MIC WAS A PAID ACTOR, that timing? IMPECCABLE

[@luciannebeans6679]

HOW is the audience member behind him on the left not dying of laughter?! Been watching this all day, tears in my eyes. Guy is a comedic genius.

[@lykarabbit3]

I'm scouring comments looking for that question 😅She's appalled😂Someone didn't tell her who the comic was..

[@rosibee4349]

plot twist: she doesn't speak english either.

[@cherylannebarillartist7453]

Right?!!!!!?

[@jakevendrotti1496]

Maybe she's the jilted wife from the first guy's story

[@dhwanishah2524]

Omg!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS 😂! Like guuuurl!

[@heslom81]

The whole time I’m just wondering if Carlos made it back or not. Most comedy specials I wait for the few hidden gems that make me laugh, Matteo nails it with everything he says 🙌

[@soggyfritter]

Oh my God I know.

[@slewp]

This was willllldddddd!! Congrats Matteo and Chris! One of the funniest crowd work specials on the internet!

[@KindlyKhari]

WILDDDDDDDDD lol...I need another one, lbvs!

[@iheartsasunaruDA]

Nick's body movement had me like Matteo, on my knees, seeing spots I was laughing so hard. What an absolutely wonderful show, you can feel how jazzed the crowd is, I bet it felt even better being there!

[@dfhsdkfm]

Half an hour of sunshine during a very trying time. Laughing felt so good. Thank you for this! I hope he gets a Netflix special very, very soon. He deserves it!

[@mikel-892]

The gods of comedy gave him that ending😂 Netflix NEEDS to pick him up for a special!

[@patricklukcy13]

HBO is a better placement for all comics.

[@pigletrainbows7824]

So excited about watching this special! Was very thoughtful to respect Sunday nights terrible tragedy by postponing it. Rest in peace to all who were lost and best of vibes those who were injured.

[@honeytesta5960]

ML is funny, brilliant,classy and more importantly authentic. What you see is what you get, that's what i love about him.Oops did I forget that he's a total hottie. Thanks for the laughs Matteo.

[@EMurph42]

@@honeytesta5960 he is beautiful inside & out.

[@honeytesta5960]

So crushable, Matteo is the modern day Renaissance man.

[@bd7628]

This is the most laughter I've had in a year since my horrible divorce. Thank you❤ with that said, I sat here ate bon bons and binged watched everything I think you've ever made on KZbin.... Not too great for the single now buttocks, but oh well😂. Thanks, girl ;) 👑 I needed this ❤ you are awesome and very funny. I hope to see a show one day.

[@Bandetta_]

This whole thing had me cackling...but when Nick got up on stage and demonstrated himself on a rollercoaster... I literally almost peed myself. My chest hurts from laughing so hard. Thank you both for all the laughs!

[@jameshero5755]

I have NEVER encountered a quick witted, smart, truly hilarious comic than Matteo, He's just that Amazing! jajajajajajajaja

[@Shrooblord]

jajajajaja

[@melissajones6]

Finally a full video. I’d get sad every time I had to scroll to the next short. So I’m so happy for 34 full mins of you, my unknowing gay bff!!

[@chilisalz9548]

Man I am straight like the german Autobahn, but you are one of the most talented comedians I have ever seen.

[@daviday87]

Matteo is so charming onstage. I would love for the Comedy Cellar to put out more specials - the quality of the recordings combined with advancements in titling tech are at a level now where a standup show is enjoyable even when watched at home. Also that opera closer mic fail was perfect!

[@Bigshelbylapluto]

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[@gammondragon8080]

What is tilting tech?

[@daviday87]

@@gammondragon8080 the ability to add synchronized titles / subtitles, etc.

[@angelahoffman6611]

As an asexual....I know where Mark is coming from. It's hard for us to get why people seem so obsessed with sex. But if he's really asexual and she still needs and expects sex, and he's refusing...they need to divorce, both are miserable.

[@StevenDoh]

Yes but this asexual actually said people only have sex on TV it's like not a real thing people do That's a weird reason to be asexual.

[@angelahoffman6611]

@@StevenDoh yeah...its like he's delusional..or trying to gaslight

[@Virci_]

I FOUND THE ASEXUAL PEEPS! omg i thought i was the only one edit: it was 4:30 in the morning i was so dead tired lol i didn’t read, i was just happy to see another asexual person. but yes if he really is ace i hope they do just make it be known and just get a divorce regardless if both are just so unhappy

[@pandythedandy]

Yeah, someone being ace shouldn't automatically be a relationship dealbreaker, but if they're not working for each other's needs, they're not working out.

[@beepboopbeep4801]

It's def something that needs to be discussed right out the gateb

[@nurulillyana]

It's soooooo good. Why wasn't this a full hour special? Matteo is absolutely brilliant! I have soooooo much more respect for impromptu shows like this! He's such a natural. He deserves a @Netflix special

[@jaesplace7021]

Okay. I just ran across this video and I am IN LOVE!! Matteo is quick, bright and unapologetically hilarious. When he broke out with Christina A's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", I almost died!!! The talent that just rolls out of this man is insane!! Keep doing the thing, Man--you are a force!

[@ElectronicSin]

This is honestly THE BEST. Completely unprepared, ridiculous funny stories from the crowd, the way you answered... just perfect.

[@juampan]

I cannot get enough of matteo's wit! One of my best stand up discoveries of the last 2 years with Taylor Tomlinson.

[@Be1smaht]

Matteo is for everyone. Taylor is for privileged girls who are between the ages of 20 and 30

[@andrewbennett7178]

Yes! Two of my favorites as well

[@alexxhristova]

I can't with her. I find her entirely un-funny. But to each their own

[@JLo83]

Mark Normand is pretty good too

[@boatymsboatface3929]

@@JLo83 I like him a lot also!

[@AlexWazHere]

Finally! Got tired of only being able to see clips of this man. The start of the Matteo era! 😍

[@hustler212]

Honestly...

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Yes!

[@mollyrose295]

I watched this before and I am still dying laughing like it's the first time. By the time Nick tells his story I about wet my pants🤣🤣🤣

[@raqueldeshow9678]

Nick’s rollercoaster story/perfomance never fails to make me cry laugh hysterically

[@kennadamitz2148]

His name is nick lol

[@raqueldeshow9678]

@@kennadamitz2148 Omgggg hahaha wtf😂 excuse me ✌🏽

[@raqueldeshow9678]

@@kennadamitz2148 Been listening to the podcast “Hey Babe” (with Chris distefano) too much 😄

[@kennadamitz2148]

@@raqueldeshow9678 I getchya, that tub o ware clip had me rolling 😂

[@HRHDMKYT]

IKR? I nearly wet myself, I was cry-laughing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣. *Definitely* worth watching until that ending!!

[@orangepeelz3579]

watched this at the hospital while recovering from surgery! it cheered me up in the hospital room a lot

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Hope you feel better soon! Greetings from Sweden!🌼

[@dtschuor459]

How did you manage with all the laughing? Split some stitches…he’s just too funny😘

[@serenelysavage]

Laughter forges a small break in the midst of mourning to breathe. Here in Colorado Springs, we really need this right now. Thank you!

[@luscorpio3679]

Not gonna lie, I started watching Matteo Lane bits to cope with my own bisexuality and it's as if I've unlocked a Pandorus box because I laugh so hard

[@lykarabbit3]

Hope you're doing well my dear💚

[@luscorpio3679]

@@lykarabbit3 Thank you ! I'm doing very well. Talked about it with my family Yesterday and all went well

[@jscho8674]

Get out there and live your best life! I hope you're enjoying yourself and having some fun. ❤

[@luscorpio3679]

@@jscho8674 life has been fun for sure ! Been a bit unlucky in my dating life lately but overall it's been fun

[@lykarabbit3]

@@luscorpio3679 omg.. That's AMAZING 💐💐💐Hope things continue to get better and better for you sweetheart 🌹

[@Original_Tenshi_Chan]

I half expected the lady who was serving her husband divorce papers for his infidelity to reply "Yeah, I found out my husband was fucking some guy named Carlos who lives in our building". lol

[@jimjimblerton8430]

As an Evan I have never laughed harder than when he calls him Ethan. This is a daily occurrence. I guarantee that’s not the first time he was called Ethan.

[@ethanmcdonald4405]

As an Ethan, I get mistaken as Evan a lot. And it’s weird because my brother is Evan and he gets called Ethan 😂😂😂

[@jimjimblerton8430]

@@ethanmcdonald4405 I work with an Ethan and I get called by his name constantly

[@Ambz.412]

My husband is Evan, and he gets called Ethan and Kevin regularly. 😂

[@jimjimblerton8430]

@@Ambz.412 my great grandmother used to call me Kevin

[@kevinolive]

And as a Kevin, if people get my name wrong it is always Ken.

[@renel2788]

I literally peed my pants when he started singing the Opera and the microphone fell. That could not have been timed any better, even though I know it was a mistake. Great show !!

[@WillPhil290]

I woke up feeling hopless and horrible... but this made me laugh more than I have in quite a long time... so friggin funny

[@JudyRichards-u4o]

Im really sorry you felt so bad. I hope things are better.

[@AshlingMurphy-z4f]

Have a walk without headphones, no plan needed just go intuitively… the air and sounds and sights will take your brain and heart into a different space, remember to breathe deeply and try to look for something beautiful or interesting! One day at a time, but you’re never alone with the abundance of life all around - one step at a time:) you deserve to know peace, and I hope you find it on your journey. It’s hard work, but you are worth it

[@briandbenson]

Aww stud I hope you’re feeling okay now! Sometimes it takes time, maybe even a long time, to feel 100% but don’t forget to find other good studs who love you and want to help you feel better like Matteo

[@gabev5673]

Matteo Lane is one of the funniest comedians ever.

[@Bigshelbylapluto]

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[@TwoMuchBula]

That is an understatement

[@eljefe104]

Stumbled onto this in a KZbin rabbithole. Holy hell, this shit is amazing... and his special guest has some Jim Carrey-esque physical humor skills. I wish it was longer.

[@KelliDee23]

I absolutely agree!!!😊

[@thatvegassmile]

This is a better special than most of the comedy specials on Netflix. You’re genuinely talented and one of the few comedians who always make me laugh. Thank you Matteo ❤

[@NiiCo415]

“You know what?!…Remove the window!” I love this guy! Funny as hell 😂

[@lstockton8468]

OMG! I need a weekly The Advice Show. The stories were complete MESS and I LIVE for them! jajajajajajajaja!

[@Adskdnweotland]

agreed

[@BarbaraDr2023]

And I need updates...

[@coopcoop5109]

love how he preached about how Evan was amazing and should continue pounding and then proceeded to say "give it up for Ethan"

[@the1jessebrown]

Not only was this HILAROUS but I love the way it was shot so simple and effective you really let the comedy do the show

[@xhrisfitz]

at 4:39 after saying "closer with his wife" matteo gets a slight cheeky smile like "ohhhhh i got this one!!!!" 🤣😂🤣💖