The craziest things found inside me were hopes and dreams that weren't completely shattered.
@ohlawd36997 жыл бұрын
LOL
@enviouslinfusjealousy397 жыл бұрын
Rudie Jazz Woh man that's crazy
@mc.gemstone7 жыл бұрын
too true
@mariniikk7 жыл бұрын
Rudie Jazz not crazy happens all the time 🙂
@unanonymous46557 жыл бұрын
duck face Fuck off emo
@Mr.-Roybot7 жыл бұрын
With all the lists and facts Matt puts on KZbin, I wonder what his search history looks like.
@Suruchi12237 жыл бұрын
Roy Thingamajig I'd love to know 😂
@cinder89267 жыл бұрын
Still wouldn't be as bad as mine.
@Jake-up6og7 жыл бұрын
Roy Thingamajig He's probably on the FBI watch list.
@Midnight_Rein7 жыл бұрын
Why did you think he had to move?
@mc.gemstone7 жыл бұрын
must be pretty messy XD
@nichogeier7 жыл бұрын
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...
@blair49357 жыл бұрын
lol
@Shawn-rp4hv7 жыл бұрын
ahhh i remember that book from kindergarten... good times
@paigeriggs36657 жыл бұрын
Nick Geier perhaps she'll die
@nichogeier7 жыл бұрын
Paigington that is and was my favorite kids book!
@justasmallchannel94337 жыл бұрын
nahhhhhhhh
@heichousimp84977 жыл бұрын
I once had hope inside me! Thank God I had it removed just in time! Phew!
@kylie_60686 жыл бұрын
Katie Roberts I once found happiness inside of me. It was sad.
@trinatilson35025 жыл бұрын
I wonce had a soul...
@royearle16735 жыл бұрын
whoa, me too! they also found a will to live, but they fortunatley removed both just in time!
@erickpereira23355 жыл бұрын
This is when you wake up on monday
@royearle16735 жыл бұрын
@@erickpereira2335 as a matter of fact, the surgery was conducted by dr. monday mcschool
@myinhuman57717 жыл бұрын
My uncle is a gynecologist and when he was delivering a baby the lady had diarrhea and when she pushed to give birth she "sprayed" 😂😂😂
@zorachandler31917 жыл бұрын
haha eeww
@yashbhide89337 жыл бұрын
what the hell😶😶😂😂😂😂😂😂
@malachigamingandtalk99707 жыл бұрын
Katkat88 oh I think id cause a drought with the shower id take after wards
@blankyboi10407 жыл бұрын
Katkat88 Oh dear
@fluffanater17 жыл бұрын
That is cray cray! Poor doc!
@jackiedim70287 жыл бұрын
When i always watch santoro I cant remove my eyes from his shiny apollo like head
@evanhyde5377 жыл бұрын
LoliCatcher lol
@arresttedrosadhanom7417 жыл бұрын
What a historical moment! Your first ever video on this channel in U.S.A!
@petrisorlaurentiu39477 жыл бұрын
Blessings Joy your*
@arresttedrosadhanom7417 жыл бұрын
+Assassin Jack Jones thanks.
@spencertheexpert7 жыл бұрын
Blessings Joy Not his first video in the US he has made tons of other videos while in the US, he even made a video at the white house.
@arresttedrosadhanom7417 жыл бұрын
+Spencer King That's on his other Channel. I am talking about this Channel.
@spencertheexpert7 жыл бұрын
Blessings Joy oh ok my bad
@charlotte8225 жыл бұрын
“Your own biological sibling could be inside you right now!” *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
@renohasbigtits5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@yanderedeku29023 жыл бұрын
Ew...😫
@erinthedemonhog20903 жыл бұрын
Bruh-
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago73 жыл бұрын
Ah~
@Luceat_LetItShine2 жыл бұрын
Sibling inside a sibling, siblingception
@Batgoat7 жыл бұрын
Once in my life, I had a brain... Yep, I'm still looking for it... It's gotta be somewhere...
@SundanceMLD5 жыл бұрын
AwesomeBrozo I’m looking for mine too
@angelineramirez69595 жыл бұрын
Same but i found it sadly😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@flarethewolf39675 жыл бұрын
Probably lost in the comments or something
@tacticstonk47404 жыл бұрын
I just duck taped my brain into my skull and I have my life tied to a chair
@randomdude97674 жыл бұрын
X07 my brain is a mystery, the FBI tried to find it. Never happened
@YourLocalMedic7 жыл бұрын
If you had a plant in your lungs would you need to breathe?
@MrCatpigdog7 жыл бұрын
Dood71 Omg, you are a genius
@DaveTheVader7 жыл бұрын
Yes, actually. One tiny lung-sized plant doesn't provide nearly enough oxygen for the human body.
@peanutbutter3697 жыл бұрын
without sunlight the plant would take oxygen from you to survive. Photorespiration instead of photosynthesis :/
@anikosenpai84607 жыл бұрын
Bob Le kkk
@noxian30067 жыл бұрын
Mo thats pretty cool
@hyrumcovington94247 жыл бұрын
there was a guy who had a full size buzz light year in him and the doctor said you got a friend in him
@phoenix69307 жыл бұрын
Hyrum Covington 😂😂😂😂😂
@parasolfreak7 жыл бұрын
Hyrum Covington This comment legit killed me 😂😂😂
@54rober7 жыл бұрын
fluffetalks
@dewaynerichardson58957 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂💀💀💀
@hyplexgaming92757 жыл бұрын
Hyrum Covington I am fucking dying
@frickethan6 жыл бұрын
Steve Harvey: What is something a doctor could pull out of a person? Contestant: A gerbil. (immediately cringes)
@morgangobin65507 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but Matt's comedic timing is ON POINT today! XD
@officeofnavalintelligencePR7 жыл бұрын
Morgan Gobin I know! 😂
@EthanSchmethan7 жыл бұрын
*hears nail pun* I'm done with KZbin
@sirbuttholeius75497 жыл бұрын
nalied it
@patrick.0.5907 жыл бұрын
Ethanopia Nailed it
@thatguywhoplaysgames42787 жыл бұрын
Ethanopia dont come back Please
@andresg.76927 жыл бұрын
Git, giiiit
@aphexmaxim7 жыл бұрын
SAME PROFILE PIC WOW
@toshiedoshie9087 жыл бұрын
My mom is a nurse and whenever she comes home she has a story about an annoying person she worked with!😂👩⚕️
@hitlerkaverit23757 жыл бұрын
My mom is also a nurse. When she came from work today she told me about this patient who had reported to be a vegetarian when he arrived to the hospital. Well, my mom brought him a sandwich for lunch. (only vegetables cuz he reported as a vegetarian. And the first sentence he said aftet getting the sandwich... he said:"Why doesn't this sanwich have any sausage in it?" my mom explained that he had reported as a vegetarian. The next thing he said "So? I don't eat meat but of course I eat sausages!"
@minsugageniusjjangjjangman52116 жыл бұрын
ToshieDoshie Same...Same.
@OFuchsia7 жыл бұрын
I had read about the last guy while I was trying to figure out what was going on with my large stomach. my mom thought I had my twin in my stomach, nope it was just a 40 lb tumor attached to my fallopian tube. quickest weight-loss I've had.
@alma33317 жыл бұрын
OhFuchsia well I'm glad you're okay now.
@stephenfiler32047 жыл бұрын
That was a ride from start to finish.
@jeffb-c7 жыл бұрын
bitch what?
@asha_vere7 жыл бұрын
OhFuchsia Oh wow! I hope you've made a good recovery! I've been concerned if I have a tumor because of my migraines and horrible stomach issues :(
@ernestochang17447 жыл бұрын
well... i wish i could say something but m speechless kind of like when people tell you a pretty horrific story in real life that just happened to them but you dont know what to say so im like... if you dont have anything to say then dont say anything at all.............................. im a weird pancake im sorry '-'
@bulgarianreaper65877 жыл бұрын
Dammit Matt I wanted to make the nailed it joke :D
@vengeanceforvikkstar12327 жыл бұрын
I don't have a sis
@vegetaprinceofdrip6637 жыл бұрын
GamingWithAce 25 ya do noe
@vegetaprinceofdrip6637 жыл бұрын
now
@vengeanceforvikkstar12327 жыл бұрын
Mr MMR .... What?
@bulgarianreaper65877 жыл бұрын
gregory mincey lol how can I be a pedophile when I'm only 17 lmao
@dynamix_95647 жыл бұрын
i found bones in my body 😃
@dynamix_95647 жыл бұрын
wow i am stupid 😔
@justasmallchannel94337 жыл бұрын
my friend had a dildo in her bum
@foxythepiretfox900funnyvid97 жыл бұрын
gogeta super saiyan god you always do!!
@onepunch85537 жыл бұрын
gogeta super saiyan god ok
@tildonhumanmedeiros63167 жыл бұрын
gogeta super saiyan god no fuck derrrrrrr
@CaelenSawyers7 жыл бұрын
One time I swallowed McDonald's "food". It was worse than any of these.
@aidarasantanasantosfebres81777 жыл бұрын
WTF
@electrodegaming5687 жыл бұрын
Caelen Sawyers I ate some McDonalds once, I got food poisoning and 1 year later I ate McDonalds again and I hot food poisoning again
@lunathepotato58717 жыл бұрын
Electrode Gaming you poor thing
@OhSoTiredMan7 жыл бұрын
i found a pickle in my sandwich and i ordered it without pickles.
@maggieguthrie39057 жыл бұрын
Caelen Sawyers Lesson learned! !
@Villeful7 жыл бұрын
I had to get surgery to remove a piece of bone (about 1 cm in length?) from my left calf once, as I was finding it really painful to walk. However, we couldn't find where the bone had come from, as all the bones in my leg were fully intact :/
@Villeful7 жыл бұрын
And now look. I'm a skeleton, abnormally tall and I have a zombie for a girlfriend.
@th3randomn3rd747 жыл бұрын
Jack Skellington, actually, it's not that rare for people to have extra bones. Google it
@ishikapintoo23707 жыл бұрын
Jack Skellington I have a extra bone in both of my feet and they are both fractured.
@acrybabyfellowisinmytphat55947 жыл бұрын
Jack Skellington poor you when you were alive
@videoreviews74577 жыл бұрын
One time my friend licked a sidewalk.... a snail was found in her body... it was alive😖😱😫😷
@pundertalefan43915 жыл бұрын
....EW!
@smallcat42455 жыл бұрын
😖
@theenderdestruction23624 жыл бұрын
Maybe one of her ancestors was French:)
@ayakotami33182 жыл бұрын
That's.....😰😓
@DaBabyFeetPics7 жыл бұрын
there was a baby in my moms belly
@nerbs_the_word7 жыл бұрын
FIFAGamer ELKE WEEK NIEUWE VIDEO'S Is that a joke? Or are you serious...
@DaBabyFeetPics7 жыл бұрын
NCR_Ranger_Lord i was born so Serious
@zarpadoon22547 жыл бұрын
Omfg fifa
@boneseee80427 жыл бұрын
because of me.
@kyleturner73097 жыл бұрын
Bones EEE nice 5 year old joke 5 year old
@calliebutterfield99977 жыл бұрын
1:24 thats why i eat fruit
@lemonfry267 жыл бұрын
So what did they do with the last guy's parasitic twin brother? Did they just...throw him away? Did they give him to the mother? Am I the only one who cares?!
@joestaymotivated7 жыл бұрын
Lemon Fry I care. We may never know.
@mrelephant22837 жыл бұрын
he's living in my basement, i named him bob and he regularly vomits everywhere so i have hired several thousands maids to clean it up but every time they see bob they quit so yeah he's living in a room of vomit and he eats it for food. Pretty sure he died a few years ago and his corpse is down there but i'm not checking. It does smell terrible but that's probably just the puke.
@lemonfry267 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Crystalwolf787 жыл бұрын
probably burned it
@neilisbored21777 жыл бұрын
"UGH wtf bro?" -That guy after he gave birth to his brother and/or some edgelord
@BlueJulie47 жыл бұрын
one time i got a flintstones vitamin chewy and i found the bottle and stuffed it up my nose and i had to get it removed lmao
@deresehammond31547 жыл бұрын
A HAIR BALL A HAIR BALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@sammysawyer24366 жыл бұрын
but like that's probably something i'd do directly after i said i wouldn't
@yoshinimmo61057 жыл бұрын
NAILED IT lmao
@Mesjach7 жыл бұрын
I almost threw up watching this... That being said, great video Mat!
@samtenthije24197 жыл бұрын
Dovahslayer I threw up all the way
@iansaul51697 жыл бұрын
I was eating while watching it, now I regret it.
@Kayla8ish7 жыл бұрын
Same... shouldnt have been eating....
@xavierxavier36107 жыл бұрын
I wasn't eating, but was still very disgusted.
@EnemyMine20007 жыл бұрын
Ugh, gross. I don't care about the nails, utensils, vibrators, knives, hair and stuff. But the bugs creeped me out. The weirdest things ever stuck inside of my body: Some glass shards and a nail in my feet form playing outside barefoot, with very thin soles respectively during my childhood. Lots of crying was involved, but no doctors were needed.
@rAndyDandyO17027 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the move to LA; I hope you enjoy the US!
@witchitskat55845 жыл бұрын
... A few months after I watched this for the first time, a wasp flew into my mom's ear and continually stinging her. She drowned it with Alcohol but he got lodged behind her eardrum for a week before they could get it out due to swelling.
@nikb60297 жыл бұрын
plz dont watch this while eating
@lilyvonschoff85247 жыл бұрын
Nikith Boyapati I almost threw up
@moojuicee89797 жыл бұрын
Nikith Boyapati *eats* *noodles* why???
@mariamdaha55157 жыл бұрын
I was eating breakfast but idk why I did not feel disgusted.. am I special lol I don't think so.
@minatonamikaze49737 жыл бұрын
Mariam Dahasamem
@matnicholson94697 жыл бұрын
How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the head with a nailgun while building a toolshed?
@ryanbishop35547 жыл бұрын
Mat Nicholson that's what I said
@lilyvonschoff85247 жыл бұрын
Ryan Bishop same
@Chris-gu1mx7 жыл бұрын
Mat Nicholson the nails can ricochet it happened to me before but it hit my arm.
@matnicholson94697 жыл бұрын
Chris Ewert ok point taken
@NobleArch7 жыл бұрын
Skull isnt a complete bone. There are gaps.
@nuclear_blue7 жыл бұрын
BUZZ BUZZ MCWANGER TIN!
@olgamariesanchez97945 жыл бұрын
I almost peed myself when I hear it...
@oceanside95087 жыл бұрын
I can never get enough of that background music, so much nostalgia! Please keep it forever xD
@bugged-outmario17537 жыл бұрын
how can you not tell the difference between something going into your skull and grazing your skull?
@lir2077 жыл бұрын
Rogiogio Tarucus Because we're not as aware of our bodies as we'd like to think. You can be tricked into feeling pain with the right set up. Take ghost sensations from missing limbs for instance. If you don't feel like or expect it impailed you, you might not know.
@bugged-outmario17537 жыл бұрын
lir207 or he was already dead on the inside
@ninjaked12657 жыл бұрын
The brain can't feel pain
@ngocly22977 жыл бұрын
boi ur dumb the brain can't feel pain
@mia-on6dx7 жыл бұрын
I love how he still has the same music from years ago
@Jobe-137 жыл бұрын
Koda Lolliopidope Ikr. I love it.
@Jobe-137 жыл бұрын
Koda Lolliopidope It has become sort of like an iconic part of the identity of Matt's videos. It really sets the mood for his videos.
@anantmishra43887 жыл бұрын
Canada is losing KZbinrs to LA , 1th superwomen and now Matthew :(
@ryanbishop35547 жыл бұрын
anant mishra and vanossgaming too
@deathray6627 жыл бұрын
anant mishra you mean 1st right?
@toodles17 жыл бұрын
1th
@Chris-gu1mx7 жыл бұрын
1th
@wendysmenyu30627 жыл бұрын
1th
@pundertalefan43915 жыл бұрын
"I guess you could say they..." You're gonna say it, aren't you. "NAILED IT!" I knew it.
@nicholaswest41897 жыл бұрын
I had a crap inside my body once
@yourmom99317 жыл бұрын
Nicholas West holy shit
@bricks_ahoy19817 жыл бұрын
Nicholas West Did you sh!t it out?
@FemboyEnthusiast7 жыл бұрын
Was it alive
@BeatsByXav7 жыл бұрын
did it hurt
@michaelraimondo14526 жыл бұрын
And...... memes have sprouted. Just like that pea pod
@thedictatoroftheia32945 жыл бұрын
I WHEEZED-
@chiliman45887 жыл бұрын
I got a tape worm from school when I was in first grade
@rileypearson32367 жыл бұрын
When I was in first grade I had my first penis in my butt on the play ground felt like backwards pooping.
@kapooshe13857 жыл бұрын
riley pearson ?? wtf
@TheMInecraftersXD7 жыл бұрын
Well these have been added to my: "What to fear list"
@amandamullis24996 жыл бұрын
Through the entire video this was my face😨
@unknownbriefgames23577 жыл бұрын
as soon as he said worms I said nope
@feralpupboy7 жыл бұрын
"I had to get a gerbil removed from my butt" any fellow hat fic survivors?
@boredandihaveyoutube81757 жыл бұрын
Trish Rawer HI!!!!
@jonmarkobreganio54976 жыл бұрын
_SomeMusicalTheaterTrash_
@AdolfStalin6 жыл бұрын
Richard Gere
@angelsiefert54335 жыл бұрын
Please... these flashbacks are worse then the ones from Vietnam... N--No! Nooooooooo!
@Bat05 жыл бұрын
Oh god no
@xan-de51787 жыл бұрын
9:09 He Was SUPER Hungry
@carlylegatlin66327 жыл бұрын
I once stuck a bean in my ear. It actually started sprouting when it was finally removed.
@radiumbtw65437 жыл бұрын
I had a bug go behind my eyeball
@lilquiettreetree38647 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that's awful🤢
@tracyraymond95016 жыл бұрын
Fire Cat 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
@joannasantos19636 жыл бұрын
Fire Cat that’s gross🤢🤮
@timboygaming31316 жыл бұрын
ekkkkkk
@anitrezhnjeva48066 жыл бұрын
Fire Cat dafaaaq
@gabrele.ggreen34297 жыл бұрын
Christ!!!!llllll O_O !!!! A woman eat silverware utensils.
@gabrele.ggreen34297 жыл бұрын
Joao Chus being obese or extremely fat i guess...
@MaddCrazyMee7 жыл бұрын
gabrele.g Green maybe she just really good at swallowing XD
@MrKrabs-kk6wq7 жыл бұрын
she hungry
@gabrele.ggreen34297 жыл бұрын
MadCrazyMee NO
@jessicashelby75957 жыл бұрын
I've heard that before and I don't know how she did that🆗️🆒🆚🆖🚺🚯📻📺📁📋📝📬📩📦📰🔪🍴👅😷😲😴😮😮😮
@tetails7 жыл бұрын
Well there was a believe it or not story, of a dog that had swallowed a full knife in the kitchen. The owner didn't notice this until his dog, wouldn't eat his food for several day's on end. Yet that was till the vet took a(n) x-ray only to find a knife, that was in the dog's stomach that was able, to be taken out all by the vet himself right afterwards.
@kyuubicat57 жыл бұрын
Because of the font, I thought A Nail said ANal
@clown14307 жыл бұрын
Iggycat95 huh i thought i was the only one who saw that
@seaservalroyalty6 жыл бұрын
I had a moth fly up my nose.. I sneezed and it came out my mouth. Yep, I'm still traumatized.
@daemeonblack17037 жыл бұрын
i had a cockroach im my ear once... it was not... fun... to say the least.
@FireboltPrime7 жыл бұрын
Carth Black so did i eventually it ran out by itself
@theblisteredthumb11657 жыл бұрын
step up, catipiler fully grown... that night was fun
@daemeonblack17037 жыл бұрын
Firebolt_ Prime i think you mean "Did it eventually run out of your ear?" answer is no. doctors had to get it out, as it was stuck.
@moojuicee89797 жыл бұрын
Carth Black my brother got a piece of lego stuck in his ear one of those really slippery pieces
@ZhaneAlliyah7 жыл бұрын
I saw that exact thing on Untold Stories of the ER. Craziness.
@JustAlex6145 жыл бұрын
Did the twin survive tho
@meredithblack21955 жыл бұрын
Mmm... Probably not. Did you want it to? Its less of a thinking breathing human being and more of a ball of living flesh that stayed "alive" by absorbing that guys nutrition.
@zondrabarth45084 жыл бұрын
@@meredithblack2195 I never realized how bad birth defects could be for pregnant women, no wonder that poor twin was fused inside her 1st son's body instead for 36 years.
@damanbro4 жыл бұрын
That is what I want to know too, did it survive and if it did, for how long and how?
@Isaac_kennedy7 жыл бұрын
I had tape stuck in my ear 👂
@SundanceMLD5 жыл бұрын
Isaac is awesome I didn’t want to hear that
@sunshinemitchell72537 жыл бұрын
Good Plants vs Zombies joke.
@bossstar47705 жыл бұрын
I went to the doctor one time because I was feeling wriggling inside my stomach, and when they cut me open, they found forty souls inside my stomach and chest.
@HanaDubs7 жыл бұрын
do you like fish sticks , what are you a gay fish.
@AbOveiitAllx37 жыл бұрын
Donut Productions south park reference
@istlejiminsjams.63377 жыл бұрын
DAT SOUTH PARK REFERENCE DOE lmfao now
@fortnitewizard_74917 жыл бұрын
Donut Productions South Park
@s_cr_tag_nt65777 жыл бұрын
sh*t
@NoLeftTurns9655 жыл бұрын
When you were talking about the moth in the ear, I started to feel a tingle in my ear
@MrClasherHD7 жыл бұрын
Hoping to break 50k epic subscribers goal this year which wont be easy /:
@lm83677 жыл бұрын
Mr Clasher - Clash Royale & Pokemon GO good job ill sub
@etheralin7 жыл бұрын
+MasterHunterz Damn.
@etheralin7 жыл бұрын
+MasterHunterz Yeah just amazed at how friendly you are.
@etheralin7 жыл бұрын
+MasterHunterz I don't have anything to say so ok
@oyvi00i7 жыл бұрын
I hate people who use emojis in youtube comments
@TritaniumYT7 жыл бұрын
Oyvi00i ikr 😂👌🏿👌🏿😬🔥🍑👅🙅🙅
@disturbedpatient4257 жыл бұрын
Oyvi00i 😜
@HH-lr2zt7 жыл бұрын
Oyvi00i 🐇🐰
@owenbisal80077 жыл бұрын
Oyvi00i LOL SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👅👅👅
@marcislauva2857 жыл бұрын
uh I hate emoji people😠😡😡😡😡😠😠😤😤😤😬😬😬😫😫😭😨😰😨😰😨😡👌👈
@emilyflinch78515 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Cape Cod Massachusetts!!
@toustik54517 жыл бұрын
Don't you hate it when you spend the last 36 years of your life inside another person?
@transformerscollectionsand66425 жыл бұрын
One time I was watching Untold Stories in the ER some guy got a crowbar stab in the upper part of his head and doctors manage to get it out and the man survived
@maverichg51147 жыл бұрын
Bug in the ear. Oshiete yoo... Oshiete yoo...
@MiniMagit7 жыл бұрын
Eric Hermansyah Lol I get it
@leviheichou94727 жыл бұрын
Eric Hermansyah YES. bitch. YES.
@rakesh0106687 жыл бұрын
I'm going for a x ray today 😱😱
@Oddity29945 жыл бұрын
Me: * dies * checkmate sibling.
@katysantana56743 жыл бұрын
I worked at an assisted living home. Had a resident with severe dimentia who ripped out his cathider out nightly! So aweful!
@Chromaggia7 жыл бұрын
My ears started itching a lot after hearing the bug stories
@chris-mv3gf7 жыл бұрын
It's the nocebo affect. It's like when you're talking about head lice, your head starts itching. When you're watching scary videos, you're hairs on your neck stand up. When someone says it's cold, you feel cold, etc.
@finnamonbun35937 жыл бұрын
Mat has to research so many things I wonder what his search history looks like... 😂
@cherengland39057 жыл бұрын
Matt you live in the states now you don't need to use that fancy metric system from the devil stuff.
@lpsloverlocks23827 жыл бұрын
0:02 _war flashbacks_ *the hat fic* _shudders_
@skups38435 жыл бұрын
I love when you swear
@Русскийинемецкий-этожизнь6 жыл бұрын
One time I had a small cup full of a candy corn that wasn't transparent and I left it somewhere. So then I went to watch the television and was sitting down and I saw the exact same cup. So I just picked it up and immediately threw them all in my mouth except it wasn't my candy. It was a cup of nails. before I swallowed any, I spit them all out. And they were very small nails, too.
@nategriepentrog46625 жыл бұрын
I swallowed a Lego once
@amandah28665 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a part 2 to this video!
@samrakita42797 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Mathew had hair!
@Snowy_Horizon5 жыл бұрын
Had me itching this whole time
@kayleighbrown4597 жыл бұрын
So brain eating worms are real huh? Welp, off to spend the rest of my life in a bunker then .
@martinnunez1145 жыл бұрын
MARK THE MRI SAID THERE IS A KNIFE IN YA SKULL!!!! Its poking out totally couldn't tell...
@mayganphynix82677 жыл бұрын
I said "nailed it" when you did, lol. that made it funnier, cause I'm such whale dick. (A dork)
@roshh67917 жыл бұрын
1:56, NOPE NOPE IM DONE
@itchyballs927 жыл бұрын
like the other day there was wman who heard footsteps in her ear and when it came out it was a centipede which also made me commit suicide as it just crawled out of her ear (Im writing this in the afterlife)
@nerdyintrovert8215 жыл бұрын
One time a friend of mine had a 2 inch long splinter removed from her arm. She though she just cut herself when she tumbled down a hill with a lot of debris on it but it was actually a thin piece of wood. Her skin grew around it and it became infected. She went a few days later to get it checked out and it was nasty...I was there when it was removed and this thing was not a smooth piece of wood.
@knoxproera33077 жыл бұрын
How did dude get to the hospital with the stuff in his butt?😂😂😂
@sammysawyer24366 жыл бұрын
my mom is a CNA and she dealt with a guy who said eating parsley with water lowered his blood sugar. He had diabetes weighed 297 some pounds, and he had extremely high blood sugar.
@-leezha-7 жыл бұрын
What about the centipede video where the four inch centipede gets scared out of some guy's ear with water?
@lilquiettreetree38647 жыл бұрын
WTF?!
@-leezha-7 жыл бұрын
Arisaema :)
@Aridcheetah5 жыл бұрын
1:12 omg it’s my neighbour
@jr529907 жыл бұрын
That guys moth has nothing on my story. So, one night, I woke up and sat up in bed suddenly. I wasn't sure what was going on so I just went back to bed. The next morning I started to get a runny nose so I grabbed a tissue and went at it to clear up my nose. It was taking longer then I though it should have then all of the sudden, something large shot out. Turns out it was a moth the size of my pinky finger that flew up there in the night and died... It frig'n died up there!! Needless to say I don't like moths.
@sosam20007 жыл бұрын
Joshua Walters I would never be able to look at a moth the same way again if that happened to me
@drewpeacock65067 жыл бұрын
Joshua Walters I am so sorry for your loss 😔😔😔
@freakgamer56197 жыл бұрын
Who checked the surrounding to look for bugs after seeing the bug ear thing xD
@caleighcrabtree86335 жыл бұрын
One of my distant cousins ate rolls of quarters since the age of 15 now 21. Had numerous operations to remove them but still continues eating them
@castrocuba49375 жыл бұрын
*Who said only women can be pregnant?* Lol
@CobaltKiller_ZA6 жыл бұрын
"You can say the doctors....Nailed it! :D" *laughs hysterically for 2 seconds* "I quit now."
@scytherplayz47557 жыл бұрын
When i was gonna watch the vid i got a ad about these snowmen attacking nissan rogue's dem car ads .-.
@yashbhide89337 жыл бұрын
what😂😂😂😂
@Mr.Chick3n7 жыл бұрын
Scyther Playz I seen that as lol
@plexquared18775 жыл бұрын
6:07 my mom had a moth fly up her ear once. She had to go a hospital because it went to her ear drum. She still feels pain when air goes by her ears...
@helpfultips15337 жыл бұрын
There was a rat living inside my liver
@sidkim17026 жыл бұрын
Not a helpful tip ok?
@peculiarfaerie59344 жыл бұрын
😶😶😶😶😮😮😮
@karenstopel12336 жыл бұрын
#9 is a very frequent thing that happens.... although it’s more wine bottles... ED nurses have the BEST stories