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Tattoo Assassins - The Worst Fighting Game

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Matt McMuscles

Matt McMuscles

2 ай бұрын

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Mortal Kombat II (Arcade) 【Longplay] Via Long 'n Play
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Tattoo Assassins via ratonmalo
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Black Knight 2000 Pinball - Gameplay via Plunder Pinball
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Tattoo Assassins (ARCADE) Farts and Fatilities via Were1974
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SNES Longplay [307] Pit Fighter (US) via World of Longplays
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Mortal Kombat: Deception - Bo' Rai Cho's Fatalities via AnonymousInfection
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Street Fighter: The Movie Combo Video Vol.1 via TrinNY DAD
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Tattoo Assassins - The Complete Soundtrack via GamingMarine
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ClayFighter 2: Judgment Clay (SNES) Playthrough via NintendoComplete
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@cartmann94
@cartmann94 Ай бұрын
You can tell this was made in 1994 cause it has the most 1994 character a fighting game could ever reference: an ice-skater a la Tonya Harding.
@MrSkerpentine
@MrSkerpentine Ай бұрын
based I Will: The Story of London profile pic
@Mateus_Carvalho
@Mateus_Carvalho Ай бұрын
That picture just reminds me of the Retsupurae riff of this game years ago. RIP Prizm.
@JamesGriffinSpiteHouse
@JamesGriffinSpiteHouse Ай бұрын
Tonya Harding ALLEGEDLY liked the I, Tonya movie better than this homage to her
@mossena
@mossena Ай бұрын
She's meant to be Nancy Kerrigan, not Tonya
@JamesGriffinSpiteHouse
@JamesGriffinSpiteHouse Ай бұрын
I think she’s referencing both skaters. She looks more like Kerrigan but Harding would be the fighter.
@jonothanthrace1530
@jonothanthrace1530 Ай бұрын
The digital eye coloration makes the characters look utterly unhinged.
@maltheopia
@maltheopia Ай бұрын
Funnily enough, since they're all supposed to be mind-controlled, it kind of... fits?
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 Ай бұрын
@@maltheopia Yeah... unhinged... in a good way?
@theblocksays
@theblocksays Ай бұрын
Kinda makes sense given the lore is that they're under the influence of Koldan, and that tattooed lady is suppose to be "hijacking" their will to fight the others in order to get to Koldan.
@ridhosamudro2199
@ridhosamudro2199 Ай бұрын
​@@maltheopiado you think they made the lore backwards for that?
@DragonNexus
@DragonNexus Ай бұрын
I wonder if it's one of those things that works better on a CRT...so the colours blend more.
@arcanusafonso2647
@arcanusafonso2647 Ай бұрын
As a wise comenter once said: you know a "The Worst Fighting Game" episode is gonna be good when the first half is a secret "What Happened?" episode
@meelans6126
@meelans6126 Ай бұрын
Wise words
@DoNotEvenAsk
@DoNotEvenAsk Ай бұрын
Tattoo Assassins actually not being intended as a parody of MK was the biggest plot twist to me. It just reeks of intentional parody, right down to using pinball designers to make the game since Ed Boon worked on Williams/Bally tables.
@anchorpoint3631
@anchorpoint3631 Ай бұрын
Still the worst game. Worse than Shadow War Of Succession that a lot of clowns out there label as actually the worst one when that's not the case.
@emilysong2000
@emilysong2000 Ай бұрын
All of the games featured in The Worst Fighting Game intro have now been covered on the show... ...the circle is now complete!
@clintmcbride7830
@clintmcbride7830 Ай бұрын
I've been waiting for this day for years...... And it's beautiful
@ShingamiRei
@ShingamiRei Ай бұрын
Is this the beginning of the end of the world?
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 Ай бұрын
@@clintmcbride7830 Me too. I wonder what took McMuscles so long to cover Tattoo Assassins. It's possibly the worst MK Knockoff of All Time.
@Gridseeker
@Gridseeker Ай бұрын
Wait a second. 01:55 is there a reboot of Night Slasher un development!? 😱😱
@Seydaschu
@Seydaschu Ай бұрын
I was playing the trivia board game "Wits & Wagers" and a question came up where we had to guess the year when Tonya Harding sabotaged the National Figure Skating Championships against Nancy Kerrigan. I had to think to myself "when did Mortal Kombat come out? When did the terrible rip-offs come out? Because I remember that killer ice skater from Tattoo Assassins!". But I guessed 1995 and missed it, because it's closest without going over.
@Alucard-A-La-Carte
@Alucard-A-La-Carte Ай бұрын
Are you telling me that the number of Fatalities DO lie and they STILL spell disaster for Tattoo Assassins at Sacrifice?
@mage4242
@mage4242 Ай бұрын
THEY SAY THAT ALL FIGHTING GAMES ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME, AND YOU LOOK AT TATTOO ASSASSIN, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE
@SammEater
@SammEater Ай бұрын
The programmers forgot to add Kurt Angle to the equation.
@Cryptic0013
@Cryptic0013 Ай бұрын
We really need to take a moment to give flowers to these devs, though, just for how awful the conditions were and how well they did despite that. They were *pinball* designers making their very first game, that they never wanted to make, in the era before KZbin, Discord, Reddit, Unity, or Unreal. The fact that these dudes cracked open paper textbooks to learn to code in Assembly or some other mind-breaking early language, then put together something that worked at all, under unrelenting crunch, in just 7 months, warrants way more than a $25,000 bonus.
@CaptainL95
@CaptainL95 Ай бұрын
I brought this game as a mystery at my locals a couple months back. One of the Tekken players saw the name "Truck Davis" and locked in.
@zanethezaniest274
@zanethezaniest274 Ай бұрын
I appreciate that Matt acknowledges that it took THIS long for Tattoo assassins to be brought onto the WFG stage, despite how long its deadly allure has been foreshadowed in the intro.
@Redblaze27
@Redblaze27 Ай бұрын
I mean, it wasnt officially released and he is mainly focused on games with official releases.
@TheRealMycanthrope
@TheRealMycanthrope Ай бұрын
​@@Redblaze27mainly. Not exclusively. So your point isn't really a point at all, you basically said nothing.
@childofcascadia
@childofcascadia Ай бұрын
My exact thought bro.
@claytonrios1
@claytonrios1 Ай бұрын
How could I forget the game that gave the world flaming flatulence Fatalities before Mortal Kombat did?
@Chad_Thundercock
@Chad_Thundercock Ай бұрын
11:46 Okay, but that headline is amazing. "I wanted to burn him at the stake, but I didn't have a stake." That actually thrashes.
@jackmcslay
@jackmcslay Ай бұрын
My theory is that the 2196 finisher number is counting each character's finishers on each character as a separate finisher, which brings the amount of finishers per characters to a more plausible average 27 per character, 11 if that counts bosses
@DinobotTM2
@DinobotTM2 Ай бұрын
Kind of. Other than the individual Fatalities, there is a pool of Generic Ones that every fighter have access (all those thar make objects fall in the opponent or transform them into something), and they counted them for every fighter. For example, the Burgertime one is one fatality that everyone can use, but for them, it was 13 different ones.
@emergency.jergens
@emergency.jergens Ай бұрын
I think it might be another layer of mathematical gore where it counts the map you do it in
@BinglesP
@BinglesP 16 күн бұрын
I figured. I've noticed a trope with video games in general to have all their different combinations be exaggerated to be all unique outcomes, sometimes even advertised as such in a move of technically-the-truth advertising The victory animation variations in Super Smash Bros., like for Dr. Mario's pill colors and Joker's finishing Final Smash screen, come to mind
@beetlemilkpublishing2665
@beetlemilkpublishing2665 Ай бұрын
I love video games, but hate how fucking brutal the industry is to the people that make them. This game is bad, but the people who worked on it were set up for failure from the moment they started. It’s like playing corporate greed and stupidity in game form. Had they the time and resources to properly develop the game, maybe it would suck but it would be genuine and indicative of the people that worked on it and stand or fall on its own terms. The worst part is that these stories NEVER end with your next generation defining classic. They end with broken games and fucked careers and the suits are just like WTF happun? Ugh.
@Stoic_Lizard
@Stoic_Lizard Ай бұрын
It's the worst isn't it? I've never worked 7 days a week all day (and probably night) like these guys, but I've had rough work schedules in a different industry and I vowed never again. A few years of overworking myself and I decided fuck the money fuck the career and legit chose to restart my life with a boring nothing job in a different state and I'm much much happier nowadays.
@Zomburai45
@Zomburai45 Ай бұрын
The selected one-button special mechanic makes sense to me as the creation of a team unfamiliar enough with fighting games that joystick moves are legitimate obstacle to doing moves but aren't confident enough to just remove joystick moves entirely
@Stjurgeon
@Stjurgeon Ай бұрын
I kinda dig all the fighters having their own logos like WWF wrestlers in the late '80s and early '90s.
@BinglesP
@BinglesP 16 күн бұрын
Yeah, it's genuinely a really cool idea, especially for a fighting game centered around iconography and such a ridiculous cast of characters. Even besides that, though, I can imagine another(finished) fighting game doing something like that.
@thisismybassgun
@thisismybassgun Ай бұрын
All the best "Worst Fighting game" episodes have intros that are nearly "What Happened??" intros
@greatheightsu
@greatheightsu Ай бұрын
This was the only fighting game brave enough to feature a figure skater as a fighter. Therefore, it is impossible for it to be the worst fighting game.
@BinglesP
@BinglesP 16 күн бұрын
If only there was a third Mega Man Power Battle game with Tundra Man, that would be fun
@connorharlan1187
@connorharlan1187 Ай бұрын
Matt this is my single favorite series on this whole platform ever; please never stop making these lol
@StopSkeletonsFromFighting
@StopSkeletonsFromFighting Ай бұрын
Just enjoying a new video from my bro Matt and suddenly I’m in it!
@MindOfGenius
@MindOfGenius Ай бұрын
0:32 "Look upon him...AND AWE." Audience: "Awwwww..." Narrator from George of The Jungle: "I said AWE. A-W-E." Audience: "OOoooo!" Narrator: "...That's better."
@jessebarnes5411
@jessebarnes5411 Ай бұрын
I think a lot of the feeling of parody can be attributed to how tired the devs were, like how good would it feel to make your boss suffer on a project you hated and required skills you dont have?
@bookishdelight
@bookishdelight Ай бұрын
17:56 To be fair, this really is the kind of game Dan Kuroto would make just to mess with humankind. Hell, he'd probably do it for free.
@Marvin.626
@Marvin.626 Ай бұрын
nahh... Dirty dan always tried to make quality games (regardless of the fact that part of his idea of 'a perfect game' is 'if you die in the game, you die in real life by a magical strain of the Y2K virus).
@genericname3516
@genericname3516 Ай бұрын
Knockout Fighter though
@VulpesVvardenfell
@VulpesVvardenfell Ай бұрын
I'd seen Tattoo Assassins in the intro so many times, I started to think that I'd actually seen an episode on it already.
@CanadianRanger17
@CanadianRanger17 Ай бұрын
BoomBots (PS1). Now, Matt. Right. Now.
@roycebunce9373
@roycebunce9373 Ай бұрын
That game was my childhood! I still play it from time to time
@Witherbrine98
@Witherbrine98 Ай бұрын
The intro finally feels complete! Nice! I still stand by my two most-wanted episodes of Heavy Nova and X-Men for the Mattel Hyperscan.
@JohnDoe-lb2hp
@JohnDoe-lb2hp Ай бұрын
Does Heavy Nova even apply? It's also a platformer, and TWFG only covers pure fighters, no?
@kabbusses
@kabbusses Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-lb2hp Black Hole Assault would probably work.
@Witherbrine98
@Witherbrine98 Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-lb2hp Personally, I'd say it should count. The platforming is just an (albeit sizeable) portion of the game, everything else falls under that umbrella. Plus, the last episode looked more like a beat-em-up from the looks of it.
@twinpeople
@twinpeople Ай бұрын
That single-button special move mechanic seems a lot like the designer's way of lowering the execution barrier rather than it being meant as a sort of resource for EX specials. Just put in a quarter to try the game but don't know any special moves? Pick one to use with a simple press of a button!
@sven_bender
@sven_bender Ай бұрын
6:22 This has the same energy as V1 doing his Kane impression after being asked to take a bump lol "Hoho no I'm fuckin' not!"
@DrGandW
@DrGandW Ай бұрын
I kinda like the idea that all of them are evil and you, the good guy, are just possessing one of them
@MrDowntemp0
@MrDowntemp0 Ай бұрын
Honestly, those fatalities are fantastic, and a big draw personally. The claw markt hat just rips inmo the sprite. The burger?! Seriously! That's what I want.
@darylcastillo1439
@darylcastillo1439 Ай бұрын
7:54 That cat perfectly represents this game - utterly silly but oh-so charming!
@MrBeardsley
@MrBeardsley Ай бұрын
3:33 Neil Mufuggin’ Breen
@robintst
@robintst Ай бұрын
Somebody needs to convince Neil he can make a video game, I wanna see that shit.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Ай бұрын
😂
@S4ns
@S4ns Ай бұрын
"Who are you fighting? WHY are you fighting?" "I can't believe you committed that fatality, why did you commit that fatality?" You kill your opponent and Neil yells, "ISN'T THAT IMMORAL!?"
@abitcomplicated
@abitcomplicated Ай бұрын
My university bowling alley was a test location for this. I was there the day they installed it, and watched a guy in a suit from Data East along with a tech trying it out. That was the only time I ever saw anyone playing it.
@SomaCUEIO
@SomaCUEIO Ай бұрын
17:56 didn't expect to see DAN KUROTO there!
@tsvtsvtsv
@tsvtsvtsv Ай бұрын
ok the burgertime finisher is pretty damn funny
@risel56
@risel56 Ай бұрын
Now that arcade games are on the table for this series, I nominate Dino Rex! The world _needs_ to know just how bad it is.
@ferrarimanf355
@ferrarimanf355 Ай бұрын
Wasn’t that an Arcade Archives release?
@DKFan4Life
@DKFan4Life Ай бұрын
Even after all these fantastic episodes, we’re still missing a truly infamous contender: Justice League Task Force
@renanmorimpastor708
@renanmorimpastor708 Ай бұрын
I dont't think it will be there. I mean, it's a completly mediocre fighting game, but it's not offensively bad like some of the games on this show (mostly) or a broken game. I think if the game didn't had the Justice League IP it would be remembered only like a 5\10 bland fighting game. I think having a JL IP makes people go even harsher on it.
@joshthefunkdoc
@joshthefunkdoc Ай бұрын
@@renanmorimpastor708 Yeah, the one really funny part there was Superman having an infinite combo just by doing his ground pound special move over and over...and that's not even the only fighter to have that!
@Rangaisia
@Rangaisia Ай бұрын
​@@renanmorimpastor708The SNES version of JLTF is in fact as you described it. But remember there's also a Genesis version that is substantially worse to the degree it's an actual contender for Worst Fighting Game. There's an old video here in KZbin by Team Best From Now that goes over just what a buggy, glitchy mess that version of the game is.
@General-RADIX
@General-RADIX Ай бұрын
I remember first hearing of Tattoo Assassins via I-Mockery years ago... so many years ago. Not-so-funtastic fact, as noted by that article: all the bosses are animated at twice the speed, which is why (among other things) Prizm practically blinks out of existence upon defeat.
@kanade_alter
@kanade_alter Ай бұрын
17:55 Didn’t expect to see Dan Kuroto in Matt’s video.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 Ай бұрын
that "tattoos" gimmick reminds me of an old comic book supervillain, "the tattooed man", who could makes his tattoos come to life... his tattoos supposedly had "some sort of Yellow base", that made them a major problem for Green Lantern.
@Fredfellow
@Fredfellow Ай бұрын
Now that unreleased games are allowed on this show, can Thrill Kill get an episode?
@misiopuchatek152
@misiopuchatek152 Ай бұрын
And Capital Punishment. If we are in the area of the worst fighting games.
@VicViper
@VicViper Ай бұрын
6:49 Retsupurae plug!! Now I wish they had continued...
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 Ай бұрын
The more I hear about being a video game developer, the less I would ever want to do it. Avg less pay than non video game peers and crazy crunch times, all for the privilege of working on an IP or studio that's a "dream job".
@Mario_Angel_Medina
@Mario_Angel_Medina Ай бұрын
Fun fact: if it wasn't for this game I would've never had heard of the Billy Jack movies (Billy Two Moons is a parody of Billy Jack)... Man, the 70s! what a weird time
@DragonNexus
@DragonNexus Ай бұрын
You know what this reminds me of? The cartoon Visionaries. Why didnt they just do that?
@MarquisLeary34
@MarquisLeary34 Ай бұрын
Shadow: War of Succession still awaits.....
@LuminalSpoon
@LuminalSpoon Ай бұрын
GO TO HELL!
@nicololacson1709
@nicololacson1709 Ай бұрын
"Fart Assassins" I'm roflmao-ing while gasping for little air I have left.
@jonathanlabelle6725
@jonathanlabelle6725 Ай бұрын
its so over the top it feel like parody you see in a sketch show or in a cartoon
@fahriakalin5936
@fahriakalin5936 Ай бұрын
i remember the hype for this game at my local aladdin’s castle they had a poster for it above the token machine in racine wisconsin
@heartbust4624
@heartbust4624 Ай бұрын
😮
@brahms0624
@brahms0624 Ай бұрын
I didn't realize Alladins Castle was a chain. My brother bought me a token from our local one at an antique store last year. Crazy
@KRS2000
@KRS2000 Ай бұрын
​@@brahms0624I never knew that, either. I only knew about the one that used to be in Minot.
@CommenjouerFr-gplus
@CommenjouerFr-gplus Ай бұрын
Speaking of Mortal Kombat ripoff, you gonna have to talk about that PC exclusive game made by an italian filmmaker : Death Cargo. So bad, not even the game installs and works properly
@Dyvon.dynamo
@Dyvon.dynamo Ай бұрын
Matt having done Ultra Vortek, the bottom of my barrel only to enlighten me that this barrel goes FURTHER? I just show up now to see how far down this barrel goes. I'm surprised this one is as full featured like that. Imagine this engine but over a competent design.
@TheMightyPika
@TheMightyPika Ай бұрын
I nominate Dino Rex!! The backstory alone is oddy adorable, and the end credits scene is... it's special is what it is.
@Seydaschu
@Seydaschu Ай бұрын
Ah, I didn't know Galloping Ghost has a prototype cabinet! They also have Primal Rage 2!~
@Obscusion2
@Obscusion2 Ай бұрын
The funny thing is that, seemingly, there could still theoretically be an official release for Tattoo Assassins one day in the future. After Data East went bankrupt in the early 00s G-mode got the rights to most of Data East's catalog (minus some notable exceptions, like Windjammers), and at one point G-mode's website for what Data East games & IP the company owned did in fact list Tattoo Assassins! All we need is a company brave enough to license Tattoo Assassins from G-mode... or maybe we'll get lucky & Hamster could give it an Arcade Archives release.
@sethfinkelstein1550
@sethfinkelstein1550 Ай бұрын
None of these fighters are getting a gift from Santa this year. He doesn't care about it but it's not good behavior.
@ChimpPeensRevunge
@ChimpPeensRevunge Ай бұрын
They'll be lucky to get even a bowl of cosmic gumbo.
@Boonehams
@Boonehams Ай бұрын
7:55 - I think I laughed WAY too hard at that.
@MisterFael
@MisterFael Ай бұрын
meow meow meow meow DUN DUN DUN!!!!
@MasterScrub
@MasterScrub Ай бұрын
Deke's got that Sans Undertale fit going on I see
@38Jim
@38Jim Ай бұрын
Your channel helped my missing limbs grow back. Thanks man.
@actualzafra
@actualzafra Ай бұрын
The hard cuts to the titlecards of sections always get me, goddamn
@matthewsnyder6126
@matthewsnyder6126 Ай бұрын
Neil Breen is a galactic treasure.
@LeUnoriginal
@LeUnoriginal Ай бұрын
I think making the literal Japanese Yakuza character wear a tattoo of a western-style dragon counts as a microaggression.
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 Ай бұрын
In all seriousness: that "Back to the Future" pinball cabinet slaps, and was always one of my favorites at my arcade.
@Heattokun
@Heattokun Ай бұрын
I think I know what the limited move thing is. Let's say... hypothetically, you're playing mortal kombat or street fighter. This programmable move button might be something like "Oh, you can make this Guile's Sonic Boom", or "Oh, you can make this scorpion's spear." - back then; a lot of people would have to teach eachother by word of mouth, so you'd have a limited amount of free uses of a move without needing to know it:
@izzy_apex
@izzy_apex Ай бұрын
Honestly just fascinated with the dev hell Tattoo Assassins was in
@davedixon2167
@davedixon2167 Ай бұрын
Oh man, Matt, I just remembered one that is not a 'traditional' fighting game, but might count for this series and I don't think you've done it: Robo Pit (PS1 and Saturn). It *is* kinda fun, especially once you get a good enough weapon arm, but if I remember right there is definitely enough jank to consider it here.
@06hatter
@06hatter Ай бұрын
Nice Retsupurae shoutout!
@Kaljuun13
@Kaljuun13 Ай бұрын
A wild Neil Breen appearance. Nice.
@dicapriodelorean2888
@dicapriodelorean2888 Ай бұрын
I'm still not over Bob fucking Gale: co-creator of the legendary Back to the Future Trilogy, helped with this game
@BinglesP
@BinglesP 16 күн бұрын
Only related remotely but I absolutely love Data East's logo. That chrome gradient is so raw and beautiful, as much as it is cheesy and of-its-time.
@ChrisThrashHeavydeLeon
@ChrisThrashHeavydeLeon Ай бұрын
So I’ve got some form of interesting and useless info on this game, but I’m a huge fan of crappy films, and one being a movie called Deadly Prey. There’s an actor in that movie named William Zipp, and he is credited as the actor portraying Prism and Deke Kay which are the sub-bosses in this game.
@joshthefunkdoc
@joshthefunkdoc Ай бұрын
Good shout! Rhina was played by a legit female bodybuilder, also
@shibumi8
@shibumi8 Ай бұрын
I remember seeing game advertisements for this in EGM. I always wondered what happened to it. I just assumed that none of the arcades near me ever stocked it.
@RockstarMazy
@RockstarMazy Ай бұрын
kinda sounds like that episode of tales from the crypt where the musicians tattoo did... things.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 Ай бұрын
It made me think of that, too! 🤣
@AnonPer
@AnonPer Ай бұрын
I remember seeing this in Electronic Gaming Monthly, back when they had issues that were half-an-inch thick (... Issues, period.), and was always wondering "What Happened to that game?". Well, now I know.
@Cocoricoow
@Cocoricoow Ай бұрын
A true friend is someone who ironically ask about playing Tattoo Assassins on Fightcade, but when asked, they gladly accept !
@KHFMcAwesome
@KHFMcAwesome Ай бұрын
Okay, I read the title of this as “Tenchu Stealth Assassins - The Worst Fighting Game” and I was like “Of course it’s a bad fighting game, it’s meant to be a stealth game!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cqmorrell
@cqmorrell Ай бұрын
If you say so. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji. Crying laughing emoji.
@qwertzy121212
@qwertzy121212 Ай бұрын
@@cqmorrell 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@zubrhero5270
@zubrhero5270 Ай бұрын
Echigoya... Where have you hidden?
@harujiyamaru1783
@harujiyamaru1783 Ай бұрын
Yu Yu Hakusho- Dark Tournament PS2, is the fighting game that stays in my nightmares. I wanna see that in the ring...
@ValleyOfTheWindFan06
@ValleyOfTheWindFan06 Ай бұрын
Me Too It's The Freddy Krueger Of Fighting Games.
@distorteddivine3638
@distorteddivine3638 Ай бұрын
Underrated suggestion! I don't know if that game is the worst fighting game of all time, but it's the worst on the PS2, hands down.
@eldrichnemo9312
@eldrichnemo9312 Ай бұрын
Somehow after all these years I remember that the actress playing Lyla Blue is Renee Hudson who at the time was married to Guns n Roses guitarist Sting
@lurch666
@lurch666 Ай бұрын
Do you mean Slash? And he was married to Renee Suran not Renee Hudson.
@sann021
@sann021 Ай бұрын
>Every character has a FART attack special move in Tattoo Assassins >Mortal Kombat 1 has a talisman that lets each character do a FART attack as a special move Oh, MK, how you've gone full circle. I dont know if i should be impressed by the reference or disappointed.
@adamsimonds6184
@adamsimonds6184 Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Billy is a reference to "Custer's Revenge". His hat and nose make me think of that character.
@eldrichnemo9312
@eldrichnemo9312 Ай бұрын
Billy is meant to be "Billy Jack," a character from a series of action films in the late 60s/early 70s
@adamsimonds6184
@adamsimonds6184 Ай бұрын
@@eldrichnemo9312 Wouldn't he be wearing jeans and a jean vest then? Jeans and jean jacket (with black shirt, but since everyone has to be shirtless I understand that.) were Billy Jack's signature look. I owned four pairs of Billy Jack kicking jeans for about 20 years (they were pretty good quality for 25 bucks back in 1997).
@myretronation
@myretronation Ай бұрын
I remember that EGM feature! Was so stoked for it at the time
@valetboy21
@valetboy21 Ай бұрын
Anyone that had the pleasure of going to one of PAPA's pinball events in Pittsburgh in the 2000's would have had the chance to play this game as Kevin Martin, who ran the events, had kept two of the cabinets.
@siximpossiblethings6388
@siximpossiblethings6388 Ай бұрын
3:30 Is... Is that Neil Breen fighting a tiger? I didn't think the man could surprise me anymore.
@RedneckOgre9000
@RedneckOgre9000 Ай бұрын
I’m just going to pretend this game was based on Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills.
@jonothanthrace1530
@jonothanthrace1530 Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's what I thought it was when I first encountered it years ago
@jetcitykitty
@jetcitykitty Ай бұрын
Neil Breen fighting a Tiger!! That's a clip from his newest opus! 😂❤
@MathematicalVoid
@MathematicalVoid Ай бұрын
And not a single mention of the roast turkeys.
@katrinadeerkop9881
@katrinadeerkop9881 Ай бұрын
Here is hoping that a way to cover Bikini Karate Babes while still getting monetized can happen.
@LittleMissRequiem
@LittleMissRequiem Ай бұрын
I was wondering how long it would take for you to cover this stinker!! Thank you so much!
@TheTrashMob
@TheTrashMob Ай бұрын
I'd like to nominee the game Dragon Fury to be the next worst fighting game. They didn't even bother with special moves and call it a feature: "There are no complicated moves, ju, right into the game"
@skullmastermasterofskulls3843
@skullmastermasterofskulls3843 Ай бұрын
Every time I hear a deep cut DSP reference I feel lile I'm having a stroke. You should call in to the show.
@thehappyjew
@thehappyjew Ай бұрын
I love seeing Black Knight 2000. It sits right outside my kitchen by the front door.
@redlantern3
@redlantern3 Ай бұрын
True story: I have played the Tattoo Assassins cabinet as I frequent the Galloping Ghost quite often. In fact this video inspired me to take a trip down there again very soon!
@NeoStrayCat
@NeoStrayCat Ай бұрын
Still waits for the day that "Fight Fever" gets covered. At least now all the titles shown in the intro (including Tattoo Assassins) are all covered now.
@joshthefunkdoc
@joshthefunkdoc Ай бұрын
Fight Fever would be another one with a bit of "What Happened?" in its script, as the reason it got made at all is pretty interesting
@nikmans7959
@nikmans7959 Ай бұрын
Is this the first game in the series that actually has the lifebars drain from the middle of the screen towards the edges? Actual insanity
@ZedTheSnarky
@ZedTheSnarky Ай бұрын
"Why didn't they call this 'Fart Assassins?!" Picture a nameplate on a cabinet that said 'Fart AssASSins', for that matter...
@lurkerlp
@lurkerlp Ай бұрын
I have been waiting for this for so long But you HAVE to go for the kill next time. Dangerous Streets or Shadow War of Succesion must be next.
@azraelvrykolakas157
@azraelvrykolakas157 Ай бұрын
Seems like it had alot going for it conceptually. Would love to see a more refined take on the concept. The tatoo concept might lend itself a little more to parkour.
@verdatum
@verdatum Ай бұрын
Thank you :) I think your final rank was a bit kind, but you did a great job covering the game, which is something that has been missing from KZbin for far too long.
@animewolfOtakuwolf
@animewolfOtakuwolf Ай бұрын
Matt should try "Shadow War of Succession", I'd like to see if that one manages to dethrone Pit Fighter
@Bends95
@Bends95 Ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting so long for this episode to happen.I remember years ago a former KZbinr named Sick0fant played this and it was hilarious!
@joshthefunkdoc
@joshthefunkdoc Ай бұрын
Holy shit, now THAT'S a blast from the past! To give an idea of how far in the past, for those not familiar, his channel description still says something like "Congratulations, Spoony, you won the internet"
@edvance1030
@edvance1030 Ай бұрын
I'd like to see Shadow - War of Succession in The Worst Fighting Game.
@JamesNordberg-xv2pq
@JamesNordberg-xv2pq Ай бұрын
This is the one.
@LuminalSpoon
@LuminalSpoon Ай бұрын
GO TO HELL!
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