matty healy talking sh*t for 6 minutes

[@kittybax5450]

I hate matty healy he is a small smelly man

[@charl5413]

kitty bax you are stupid cat.

[@kittybax5450]

I am being deadly serious I despise him

[@moonwitch6799]

kitty bax gen then why are u here? Lmao gtfo jealous loser

[@robertpattinstyles1520]

lmao sis got pinned :3

[@kittybax5450]

@@robertpattinstyles1520 everyone deserves to know the truth

[@yepisuredolikecats]

"i like cheap stuff a lot of the time" *immediately cuts to airpods*

[@FrankieHarley]

"you're like adele" "jesus"

[@addisoncausey3218]

Gave you the 1,000 like lmao

[@sydneymadison3623]

he really said “good song choice mate” at his own concert

[@sophiegeorgina1108]

Yeah because he proposed after a love song?

[@sophiegeorgina1108]

So he’s saying to the guy good song choice

[@sophiej3049]

What song was it?

[@kurakuhedo5198]

@@sophiej3049 i think it was fallingforyou

[@mauracallaghan5229]

never condone violence... pARMA ViOlets

[@SCAPETRACE]

Buncha fuckin pricks

[@theleopardpriestess809]

maura callaghan did they fall out or something?

[@theleopardpriestess809]

maura callaghan did they fall out or something?

[@peanut5839]

the leopard priestess yeah I wanna know cause I love their music lol

[@cathowe2208]

When he started spittin the alphabet backwards

[@alexcraft7548]

WHAT IF IVE GOT AN EADACHE

[@tatumdiana3615]

Alex Craft EDAKE

[@sophia-fv8oj]

Alex Craft ÉDÆKE

[@DarthOpinion]

E-ACHE

[@malloryb21]

everything that comes out of this mans mouth is incoherent

[@discoyeti162]

honestly, same

[@stanconnorstan4266]

It makes one hundred percent to me

[@colleen_marie]

It’s honestly shocking how many fake deep quotes he has put to his name

[@avabiermann2522]

Especially his vocals but we love him

[@femaleserialkiller]

idk he makes perfect sense to me lmao not to mention his abortion speech which was *chefs kiss*

[@yepisuredolikecats]

HE NAMED HIS DOG *ALAN*

[@isabella3971]

yepisuredolikecats his name is actually Allen but idk why he pronounces it like Alan

[@lucyhaylett4582]

Isa T. E. Cause of his accent

[@user77797]

still that’s a beautiful dog name

[@LemonSte]

@@isabella3971 How the fuck do YOU pronounce Allen lmao my grandad's name was Allen and it sounds the same as Alan. It's just a different spelling...

[@colourfulsouls]

His new dog is called mayhem (a black dog, forget what breed but a massive one) I saw it in a quarantine interview with him✌🏼🖤🎶

[@trylousbliss7880]

In conclusion: WHAT IF I GOT LIKE AN E D A C H E

[@alexcassidy441]

Shut up talkin - Matthew Healy

[@tashaazmi4380]

“bollocks” i love that part 😂😂😂

[@rebecca4568]

"I do make art THaNk yOu vERy mUCH" i love him

[@hopekelley7465]

"im like a tried single mother" OH MY GOD. i simply can't believe his dogs name is allen. i think about it everyday

[@shelbywinslett5875]

If anybody has ever been an aries it’s Matthew Healy

[@ah-ie9dy]

Right? Absolute epitome of saying exactly what he's thinking at all times

[@elstonngunn4193]

Tf is an Aries

[@elstonngunn4193]

@@BATHS999 stop talking poppycock the hell is a zodiac is it that shit from gravity falls

[@VenusHotline]

@@elstonngunn4193 "gravity falls" earns you a clap 👏

[@thegirlwitheeyes1232]

@@elstonngunn4193 I'm absolutely DYING that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@eden7821]

The fact that his dogs name is Allen kills me 💀😂😂😂

[@espi11]

why did i first read this title as "matty healy talking sh*t for 6 months straight"

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

You’re saying that as if that isn’t how the lead up to NOACF was-

[@eatplastiic5518]

1:17 if my boyfriend proposed to me in front of Matty I would kill him as far as Matty knows I'm S I N G L E

[@Rachel-pj5pw]

The biggest mood in the entire comment section honestly. The boyfriend probably took one look at Matty and knew he needed to establish dominance somehow. XD

[@madisonleigh333]

Lmaaaoo YES EXACTLY! 🤣 I feel seen and understood

[@LeMaDo1470]

I’m dead 😂

[@sunshine_girlx]

S A M E

[@omelettou6891]

matty with straight hair is killing me and not in a good way

[@aimee1634]

i’m dying

[@extrashotofespresso_]

Agree😫. The curls is where it’s at. I miss them.

[@guidoguido2245]

Him with a middle part is a cursed image.

[@astridway4240]

eboy matty lmaO

[@sitas9827]

A rabbit who does eggs and is also kinda a fairy and knows jesus

[@DexTer-tr8wg]

ahhahaah

[@NO-fh8wm]

Urgh his hair is gorgeous! "Never condone violence"

[@missjul8]

Just simple curly hair, but love Matty tho

[@Jay-kw9mo]

Nobody: Matty: B O L L O C K S

[@livvy5673]

"any party, nightmare, overrated, get me out of there, thanks very much" as a young woman with social anxiety I can completely agree.

[@partyonwayne4]

To be fair, half of these clips he was on some HEAVY drugs 😂

[@Joelyne37]

ok i just have to say..... this is the best video on the internet hands down hahahaha

[@lucythomas9791]

'i wasnt in a cubicle with leonardo dicaprio, even though that is my dream'

[@guidoguido2245]

4:30 I also love how it cut from him saying “I like cheap stuff” to his AirPods.

[@abbie513]

And the fact he was saying he likes cheap stuff with a pair of Ray-Bans in his hands 😂

[@karinaion1366]

i read this as “Matt Helders talking shit for six minutes” and got very confused when i saw Healy

[@discoyeti162]

i actually have an am version in my imovie drafts so i think you're seeing the future lmao

[@gabriellengrvc]

this is so adorable aaa

[@gianna42]

‪any party - nightmare overrated get me outta there thanks very much see u later i’m goin ome. especially not a surprise. wot if i’ve got like an edache‬

[@itsmaeday_2105]

Matty has the chaotic speaking energy Brad Leone has

[@mimimi5656]

Idk why this was recommended to me but I'm just sitting here thinking wow this man can pull off a LOT of hairstyles!

[@jebbrock625]

he is gorgeous, you cant no dmit it. ugh. again, sigh.

[@figgettit]

And I'm sitting here thinking wow someone thinks he actually pulled any of them off.

[@reebelRT]

so this is what it's like to hear a hysterical man talking. no wonder I have no friends. matt's good looking and talented and actually has knowledge, while me just straight out garbage... I can watch this all day because it's really essentially hearing me talking

[@bryson0206]

girl....

[@saffronhawkes2587]

This is so embarrassing

[@greenbean2222]

Don't expose yourself needlessly by giving into the negative outlook you want to have for yourself, of yourself.

[@BoxOfCurryos]

The only person holding yourself back is you bro. Get out there, get in the gym and start working on getting smarter (start learning math, science or art)

[@boredathome206]

Nothing wrong with just being silly. If other people don't like it, they don't have to watch. They're only watching because of Taylor Swift.

[@lamppost2237]

bye mum i’ve got ma fuck sign i’m ready for the concert

[@discoyeti162]

lamppost this is my favourite one

[@callumwilcox4761]

Thank you. I thoroughly enjoyed this. I will rewatch it this evening

[@ye6973]

Understanding a guy like Matty isn’t tough at all mainly because i’ve watched a million Liam & Noel Gallagher interviews

[@anyssamoya1559]

I've never resonated with a comment so much

[@theeejits6338]

Difference is that noel and Liam are likeable where Matt Healy puts on an act. Noel and liam also make good music

[@ye6973]

@@theeejits6338 your opinion but Noel isn’t all that likable anymore if you ask me. Matty is a bit much at times but i’ll take him over Noel any day. Liam is just one of the all time great personalities in music

[@sierramobley8962]

YES

[@davekennedy6315]

Liam and Noel are plastic hardmen, pair of pussies the pair of them! I never fell for that we're 'ard bollocks, those that really are don't @#£%ing brag about it. Robbie Williams offered to fight Liam for charity and LIAM bottled it haha! Oasis are overrated shite!

[@gerardcomics7716]

Swear to god....he’s tryna be a nicer friendlier pop johnny rotten. He’s got the same attitude

[@danad1090]

gerard comics nice and friendly removes any relation to johnny rotten

[@soyunlobo08]

He’s so beautiful

[@Sarah-rw4eo]

obsessed with how he just says stuff

[@dixoncyyderr]

interviewer: "you're like adele." matty: fuck that! "IM LIKE JESUS!"

[@elliew7117]

I was waiting for the ‘OI, NUH FIGHTING AT MAH FUCKEN GIG’

[@imsotiredokay]

this man is a gift from heaven

[@RashidasPage]

I’m so glad this got recommend to me 😂😭

[@ember6814]

He's genuinely the funniest person I know. A true crackhead

[@harryburrows2112]

He is an imbecile

[@ShadyMilksYoutube]

guy: ur head cuts out of the top when u hit the ball matty: YOU FUCKING LYYINNNNGGG LEMME SEE

[@thegirlwitheeyes1232]

*absolutely offended* BOLLOCKS

[@moonwitch6799]

I literally cannot explain how freakin much I love this man to death

[@seldomseenkidjonathandoher7361]

Get a life you sad person

[@mizuki9807]

this is hilarious

[@pennyname2756]

IT’S CLEANER, IS IT????? I HEAR... I think I must’ve died in there

[@evelynoliveira9447]

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for him

[@MR-nt1bd]

matty: fUCK me imAGINE if she said NO what a pISS take that’s be a NIGHTMARE oh GOD.....good song choice mate nice well done This man 😭😭

[@legalgal12]

The Easter bunny part was hilarious!! 😂

[@user-yq3vk2gz2k]

I wonder what goes on in his head

[@kalebcollins5728]

THE LIMP WRIST. HELLO? YES 911.

[@augustsipped]

Palma violets

[@christinegp]

Lol, I love that part.

[@DomeLara]

I think this is my new favorite video on youtube

[@crm1301]

WOT IF I’VE GOH AN EDÆKE?

[@kaylol934]

dude i don’t understand why people don’t get this guy, he’s speaking my freaking language rn

[@boredathome206]

Because him dating Taylor Swift got him in the pop news where everyone is offended and decided to gang up and bully him.

[@jac8137]

“ShUT UP TALKING” - Matty Healy

[@kvp2az]

I just became a fan three weeks ago. I'm in deep now

[@zooeey42]

I went to secondary school with so many matty healys

[@tillykitchen4683]

I love Matty cause he talks sh**

[@holly289]

hes so unhinged i love him

[@arizzona.a]

SHUT UP TALKIN’

[@isobel1336]

I’m just gonna tell you straight up... you just made the BEST video on KZbin 😭

[@gabrielsb3092]

in a few of these, he's legit high out of his mind

[@ceylonfreak2496]

Okay but imagine him and Tyler the creator had a conversation

[@melonjuice7441]

Woht

[@itsjbb]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN THE VID AND IM WHEEEZZZINNNNNGGG☠️

[@phoebeh7293]

fun fact i only learnt the alphabet backwards because of matty healy

[@vixen7774]

Watching this to see who myTaylor is with and you know I see the hype he’s so cute and funny😹

[@lovisamaanmies2983]

what can i say except i fucking love this man

[@tanajenner3636]

Wot if av got like an edache?

[@stranglykarma5537]

I saw these the other week and they were the best

[@bellasycheva6636]

Honestly I don't understand half of what he's saying but god I love him

[@MegaMagicGoat]

I came here from Twitter edits where the man looks like a mysterious sexy angel, but it turns out he's just an adorable idiot, this is great

[@humangecko]

I never noticed the timing of the airpods😭🙌🏼

[@bethwilliams6381]

How can anyone seriously justify hating him 😂 he’s gorgeous, chaotic and brilliant at what he does… nothing to hate.

[@unbreakabledeen]

Malaysia isn't enough

[@bethwilliams6381]

@@unbreakabledeen honestly? For me, no. Malaysia isn’t enough. What they did there came from a good place. Maybe the wrong way about it, but a good place nonetheless.

[@unbreakabledeen]

@@bethwilliams6381 he insulted muslims, took it even further by making out with some guy in front of them just to make them feel upset, his band sucks, and he's gay.

[@oh.sorry.dont.mind.meeeee]

​@@unbreakabledeen no place for homophobia. Matty Healy is a piece of shit but him being gay is not the issue. and Malaysian's anti LGBT laws are wrong and need to be ended. but what he did was stupid and probably caused more harm than good. the real issue also is that he screwed over all the workers and didn't give refunds. He's a terrible person it seems. but that has nothing to do with being gay. the gay people of Malaysia deserve better

[@oh.sorry.dont.mind.meeeee]

😬 he's a piece of shit so it's easy to hate him. I get why people liked him before they found out though.

[@itsessie_x]

I love this man so much ❤

[@ssalas7374]

5:03 the Easter Bunny 😂

[@danielhayes4720]

Matty: says parties are overrated Also Matty: makes a song called "the birthday party"

[@ReaMarie]

I freaking love him lord GOD IM SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM IN MAY

[@alliemiddleton8764]

I GET TO SEE HIM IN JUNE

[@rainpom29]

rip you guys not getting to see him now

[@ReaMarie]

@@rainpom29 it's getting rescheduled thank god. Just not seeing him in May anymore

[@teodorasecara4464]

this is the most aries man ive ever seen

[@MyJOSE2013]

I love 💕 this guy's extroverted personality. I like the way he mentions God and Jesus. He is too funny! 🤣

[@spacemanspiff3039]

3:17 is my new favorite 5 seconds of internet

[@ariahcontreras6781]

I’m back into my fangirl era 🫣

[@amandac9894]

Guys don’t get mad at him he’s just ✨𝙴 𝙳 𝙶 𝚈✨

[@yourpalmaxx]

4:27 will be my fav clip ever omg

[@KettiexD]

Uhhh am I falling in love right now?? Yes

[@kaeiesyea]

can somebody please find me that interview where matty said the audience singing the lyrics wrong and confuses him and he said something like "imagine you trying to count and somebody kept going "16 16 16" in your face" or something like that PLEASE

[@hibeautym]

I love his hair

[@augen_stern000]

0:39 thanks for the information 🤪😂

[@stephaniew2073]

Ey mom I got my fuck sign I'm ready for the concert 😂😂😂

[@ferwoodz]

He's amazing

[@heyynnaze333]

i’d love me a matt healy.

[@syriana9575]

more like matty healy being british and incoherent for 6 minutes

[@adelaingebretsen9823]

No spanking bc they are intelligent beings that can be communicated with in every level baby squids

[@kaylynlaveck5303]

I always thought he said stop twerking until u put the words on the screen and it said stop talking lol

[@wondersoftheworld5]

i love this man. i want his brain.

[@saoirsealbanach4896]

I want to put him in a box and mail him to the arctic circle