matty healy talking sh*t for 6 minutes

just matty healy talking shit for 6 minutes (& george daniel being 100% done)

[@kittybax5450]

I hate matty healy he is a small smelly man

[@charl5413]

kitty bax you are stupid cat.

[@kittybax5450]

I am being deadly serious I despise him

[@moonwitch6799]

kitty bax gen then why are u here? Lmao gtfo jealous loser

[@robertpattinstyles1520]

lmao sis got pinned :3

[@kittybax5450]

@@robertpattinstyles1520 everyone deserves to know the truth

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

"i like cheap stuff a lot of the time" *immediately cuts to airpods*

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

HE NAMED HIS DOG *ALAN*

[@isabella3971]

yepisuredolikecats his name is actually Allen but idk why he pronounces it like Alan

[@lucyhaylett4582]

Isa T. E. Cause of his accent

[@user77797]

still that’s a beautiful dog name

[@LemonSte]

@@isabella3971 How the fuck do YOU pronounce Allen lmao my grandad's name was Allen and it sounds the same as Alan. It's just a different spelling...

[@colourfulsouls]

His new dog is called mayhem (a black dog, forget what breed but a massive one) I saw it in a quarantine interview with him✌🏼🖤🎶

[@mauracallaghan5229]

never condone violence... pARMA ViOlets

[@SCAPETRACE]

Buncha fuckin pricks

[@theleopardpriestess809]

maura callaghan did they fall out or something?

[@theleopardpriestess809]

maura callaghan did they fall out or something?

[@peanut5839]

the leopard priestess yeah I wanna know cause I love their music lol

[@tashaazmi4380]

“bollocks” i love that part 😂😂😂

[@espi11]

why did i first read this title as "matty healy talking sh*t for 6 months straight"

[@PLAGUE-KARM]

You’re saying that as if that isn’t how the lead up to NOACF was-

[@eatplastiic5518]

1:17 if my boyfriend proposed to me in front of Matty I would kill him as far as Matty knows I'm S I N G L E

[@Rachel-pj5pw]

The biggest mood in the entire comment section honestly. The boyfriend probably took one look at Matty and knew he needed to establish dominance somehow. XD

[@madisonleigh333]

Lmaaaoo YES EXACTLY! 🤣 I feel seen and understood

[@LeMaDo1470]

I’m dead 😂

[@itserinx]

S A M E

[@guidoguido2245]

Him with a middle part is a cursed image.

[@astridway4240]

eboy matty lmaO

[@rebecca4568]

"I do make art THaNk yOu vERy mUCH" i love him

[@shelbywinslett5875]

If anybody has ever been an aries it’s Matthew Healy

[@ah-ie9dy]

Right? Absolute epitome of saying exactly what he's thinking at all times

[@elstonngunn4193]

Tf is an Aries

[@elstonngunn4193]

@@BATHS999 stop talking poppycock the hell is a zodiac is it that shit from gravity falls

[@VenusHotline]

@@elstonngunn4193 "gravity falls" earns you a clap 👏

[@thegirlwitheeyes1232]

@@elstonngunn4193 I'm absolutely DYING that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@sitas9827]

A rabbit who does eggs and is also kinda a fairy and knows jesus

[@DexTer-tr8wg]

ahhahaah

[@karinaion1366]

i read this as “Matt Helders talking shit for six minutes” and got very confused when i saw Healy

[@discoyeti162]

i actually have an am version in my imovie drafts so i think you're seeing the future lmao

[@guidoguido2245]

4:30 I also love how it cut from him saying “I like cheap stuff” to his AirPods.

[@abbie458]

And the fact he was saying he likes cheap stuff with a pair of Ray-Bans in his hands 😂

[@partyonwayne4]

To be fair, half of these clips he was on some HEAVY drugs 😂

[@Joelyne37]

ok i just have to say..... this is the best video on the internet hands down hahahaha

[@gerardcomics7716]

Swear to god....he’s tryna be a nicer friendlier pop johnny rotten. He’s got the same attitude

[@danad1090]

gerard comics nice and friendly removes any relation to johnny rotten

[@lamppost2237]

bye mum i’ve got ma fuck sign i’m ready for the concert

[@discoyeti162]

lamppost this is my favourite one

[@tanajenner3636]

Wot if av got like an edache?

[@RashidasPage]

I’m so glad this got recommend to me 😂😭

[@ShadyMilksYoutube]

guy: ur head cuts out of the top when u hit the ball matty: YOU FUCKING LYYINNNNGGG LEMME SEE

[@thegirlwitheeyes1232]

*absolutely offended* BOLLOCKS

[@augustsipped]

Palma violets

[@christinegp]

Lol, I love that part.

[@elliew7117]

I was waiting for the ‘OI, NUH FIGHTING AT MAH FUCKEN GIG’

[@vixen7774]

Watching this to see who myTaylor is with and you know I see the hype he’s so cute and funny😹

[@mizuki9807]

this is hilarious

[@ceylonfreak2496]

Okay but imagine him and Tyler the creator had a conversation

[@MyJOSE2013]

I love 💕 this guy's extroverted personality. I like the way he mentions God and Jesus. He is too funny! 🤣

[@melonjuice7441]

Woht

[@tillykitchen4683]

I love Matty cause he talks sh**

[@spacemanspiff3039]

3:17 is my new favorite 5 seconds of internet

[@gabrielsb3092]

in a few of these, he's legit high out of his mind

[@Trisha-oo7jz]

I really need Friends in real life who listens to the 1975 & we can laugh our a*s off watching these videos. Really what goes inside his head?

[@MegaMagicGoat]

I came here from Twitter edits where the man looks like a mysterious sexy angel, but it turns out he's just an adorable idiot, this is great

[@phoebeh7293]

fun fact i only learnt the alphabet backwards because of matty healy

[@humangecko]

I never noticed the timing of the airpods😭🙌🏼

[@lovisamaanmies2983]

what can i say except i fucking love this man

[@ssalas7374]

5:03 the Easter Bunny 😂

[@hibeautym]

I love his hair

[@nadiahundredacrewoods]

getting us thru lockdown

[@hauntmybed6037]

definitely

[@helmutrosendal]

i love him

[@saratt21]

I just heard taylor swift is apparently dating him so..

[@ThePilgrim98]

Every thing he says is shite, if all you could find is 6 minutes then you’re not looking hard enough

[@justafan.5577]

Didnt he kiss a guy in Dubai and almost went to prison bc its illegal there?

[@aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45]

yup I don’t know what was going on in his brain for doing that in Dubai.

[@colepark1084]

@@aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45 I'm pretty sure he did it in Dubai BECAUSE it's illegal, a political statement if you will. king shit

[@kaylynlaveck5303]

I always thought he said stop twerking until u put the words on the screen and it said stop talking lol

[@anniethomas8900]

i Do MaKe ArT

[@adelaingebretsen9823]

No spanking bc they are intelligent beings that can be communicated with in every level baby squids

[@syriana9575]

more like matty healy being british and incoherent for 6 minutes

[@jhalladay10]

i love this man sm

[@isabelhiestand2402]

I always come back here

[@wondersoftheworld5]

i love this man. i want his brain.

[@barrydrummonds2325]

He's a very talented young man with about 15 million pound in the bank, so he can talk shit if he wants

[@extrashotofespresso_]

He looks so much like his dad it’s insane!

[@skythundersky1544]

Genuinely don't mind the guy, I don't even know who he is. I just wish I knew what he's saying half the time

[@Savagemode09]

Wtf he is like a male version of me 🤣😂🤯

[@Kobeautycincy]

The Easter bunny bit 😂

[@amehicetea6631]

he upsets me deeply.

[@ellagburnette8660]

what did you use to edit this??

[@stephaniew2073]

I love him so much 😂😂

[@manoutesanchez7163]

I just loooove this guy ! 😁 And actually I quite agree with him about the Easter bunny !!! 😂

[@HannahHobbs-qn5gi]

madonna, pele, jesus

[@alfie9718]

Man this guy 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[@imsotiredokay]

he's so funny oml

[@marveilles]

i like cheap stuff with the airpods and the music is so funny

[@sugaishy1782]

2:40 LEO HUGGED HIM IN A TOILET IDK WHO IM MORE JEALOUS OF

[@ralucam64]

am i the only one that thinks that matty and tyler joseph really look like each other? like .. their faces are the same to me

[@aimee-hyj]

wait why do i kinda see it

[@gwoods22]

SMASHING SUBSCRIBE after that easter bunny bit I'm deceased

[@mushmansion4117]

I love him lmao

[@aster84855]

i love this

[@sadvvitch]

oh thank god this video has CC

[@dominicbaubau]

he's just like me fr

[@petrova7603]

OTG FOREVAAAA

[@tessblair5143]

I heard Ross speak!!!

[@charliemaynard6375]

jEsUs 😂

[@LazyGamerScotland]

Marry me lmfao

[@leighnotlevi]

woht

[@gabi8096]

i mean.. only 6

[@icy9428]

wot

[@NicJDee]

😍😍

[@daemon985]

oh im disappointed, thought it said "matt heafy"... although heafy doesnt really talk sh*t

[@natmac8378]

Knob

[@njujuznem6554]

I really love his lyrics & the band's music, but jfc Matty seems like he'd be insufferable to spend more than 15 minutes with

[@suorfrio7321]

Annoying

[@Kimchi__pussyyy]

Matty tries too hard to be edgy,i wish he just stick to music and skip interviews.smh

[@alexcraft7548]

WHAT IF IVE GOT AN EADACHE

[@tatumdiana3615]

Alex Craft EDAKE

[@sophia-fv8oj]

Alex Craft ÉDÆKE

[@DarthOpinion]

E-ACHE

[@FrankieHarley]

"you're like adele" "jesus"

[@addisoncausey3218]

Gave you the 1,000 like lmao

[@sydneymadison3623]

he really said “good song choice mate” at his own concert

[@sophiegeorgina1108]

Yeah because he proposed after a love song?

[@sophiegeorgina1108]

So he’s saying to the guy good song choice

[@sophiej3049]

What song was it?

[@kurakuhedo5198]

@@sophiej3049 i think it was fallingforyou

[@malloryb21]

everything that comes out of this mans mouth is incoherent

[@discoyeti162]

honestly, same

[@stanconnorstan4266]

It makes one hundred percent to me

[@colleen_marie]

It’s honestly shocking how many fake deep quotes he has put to his name

[@avabiermann2522]

Especially his vocals but we love him

[@femaleserialkiller]

idk he makes perfect sense to me lmao not to mention his abortion speech which was *chefs kiss*

[@cathowe2208]

When he started spittin the alphabet backwards

[@alexcassidy441]

Shut up talkin - Matthew Healy

[@gianna42]

‪any party - nightmare overrated get me outta there thanks very much see u later i’m goin ome. especially not a surprise. wot if i’ve got like an edache‬

[@trylousbliss7880]

In conclusion: WHAT IF I GOT LIKE AN E D A C H E

[@eden7821]

The fact that his dogs name is Allen kills me 💀😂😂😂

[@omelettou6891]

matty with straight hair is killing me and not in a good way

[@aimee1634]

i’m dying

[@extrashotofespresso_]

Agree😫. The curls is where it’s at. I miss them.

[@hopekelley7465]

"im like a tried single mother" OH MY GOD. i simply can't believe his dogs name is allen. i think about it everyday

[@NO-fh8wm]

Urgh his hair is gorgeous! "Never condone violence"

[@missjul8]

Just simple curly hair, but love Matty tho

[@ye6973]

Understanding a guy like Matty isn’t tough at all mainly because i’ve watched a million Liam & Noel Gallagher interviews

[@anyssamoya1559]

I've never resonated with a comment so much

[@theeejits6338]

Difference is that noel and Liam are likeable where Matt Healy puts on an act. Noel and liam also make good music

[@ye6973]

@@theeejits6338 your opinion but Noel isn’t all that likable anymore if you ask me. Matty is a bit much at times but i’ll take him over Noel any day. Liam is just one of the all time great personalities in music

[@sierramobley8962]

YES

[@davekennedy6315]

Liam and Noel are plastic hardmen, pair of pussies the pair of them! I never fell for that we're 'ard bollocks, those that really are don't @#£%ing brag about it. Robbie Williams offered to fight Liam for charity and LIAM bottled it haha! Oasis are overrated shite!

[@Jay-kw9mo]

Nobody: Matty: B O L L O C K S

[@user-yq3vk2gz2k]

I wonder what goes on in his head

[@MR-nt1bd]

matty: fUCK me imAGINE if she said NO what a pISS take that’s be a NIGHTMARE oh GOD.....good song choice mate nice well done This man 😭😭

[@livvy5673]

"any party, nightmare, overrated, get me out of there, thanks very much" as a young woman with social anxiety I can completely agree.

[@lucythomas9791]

'i wasnt in a cubicle with leonardo dicaprio, even though that is my dream'