Matty’s Wedding, Ubisoft, Favorite Elixirs, Special Editions | Constellation, Episode 91

[@kesai1999]

Chris doesn't give himself enough credit for hosting the show. He kills it here and the Snark Tank every time.

[@SzatanistaDzezowy]

This is way better than Snark Tank

[@kesai1999]

@@SzatanistaDzezowy such an L take, they're not even remotely the same type of podcast 😂.

[@kesai1999]

@@SzatanistaDzezowy nah you just don't like having fun apparently, snark tank doesn't go hard into politics, they fuck around. You want politics and politics only go watch other shit 😂. Sounds like a miserable way to think honestly, everyone talks about politics because they have to not because they want to.

[@SzatanistaDzezowy]

@@kesai1999 Sometimes it is. I just cringe when they go into politics, it's always same annoying surface level platitudes.

[@SizableSack]

Chris is actually obnoxious and extremely annoying.. not sure if you knew that already.

[@lastraven1818]

Best group, best host, best episode

[@IfYouSeekCaveman]

Crazy that Matty went home from his wedding and played a game about divorce.

[@jond.7382]

😂😂

[@rocketboy1674]

Gotta learn from the mistakes from those before us

[@tasx11]

Chris's second hosted episode is a healthy compromise for my backordered prescription of the Dagster

[@TheWhitePenny]

He is always on our minds... The Muffin man shall return!

[@tasx11]

@@TheWhitePenny All paid members of the LSM community (no scallawags sorry) must join arms to form a Muffster summoning circle

[@kadabur]

Need to do the HP with wands in the air, just instead holding muffins at beanies to summon him

[@user-dj9iu2et3r]

It’s like your doctor giving you heroin instead of your normal prescribed painkillers 😝

[@Mitun13]

3:10 Matty’s Wedding 52:00 Ubisoft 2:01:20 Favourite Elixirs 2:49:10 Special Editions

[@northencail2099]

🎉❤

[@vanomxxx]

Someone with some sense thank you 🙏🙏

[@jond.7382]

Chris is the man, such a great host. Never takes himself too seriously and just lets things flow naturally. The very end with him signing off had me dying laughing

[@SizableSack]

Chris is definitely not the man.

[@SupaDupaMarioVillelli]

One of the best episodes I gotta say

[@joshtedrow4415]

That fucking Milo discussion was the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

[@SizableSack]

Nope

[@InGameProductionz]

Constellation needs rotating hosts! I love this combination

[@BushLitter]

Chris is the ideal host for Constellation

[@joshtedrow4415]

He's so good at it, this was a fantastic lineup.

[@SizableSack]

Absolutely not.

[@liammarshall5047]

We need a Chris and Jaffe duo next. I think Jaffe would pull some deep thoughts from the usually easy going Ray Gun.

[@ilivewithmonsters]

That description has Lockemort written all over it

[@kadabur]

Just looked cause of ur comment LMAOOO DEAD

[@Not_Liquid]

The self deprecation at the end tells me that it’s Chris lol

[@Shinobifoxx]

Best description ever haha

[@the_albacr0ss]

Dude... Thank you for pointing this out.

[@jettxjordan]

lmaoo

[@diegocasillas404]

Fantastic episode, but man I had to stop listening to this on my car drive home from work (and at the gym) and save this for when I would be at work on the computer because this is 100% a SHOW and tell episode. I had to see the actual collectors editions because the audio only version of this podcast didn't do it justice.

[@JoshHinderscheid]

Just finished this episode after listening to it throughout the week. One of my favorites! Chris you did a great job hosting! I loved how off topic you let it get and letting the conversation flow naturally. I also love these longer episodes! The longer the better!

[@liverpoolfc1023]

I hope we get this group again for another episode of constellation!

[@woodstomp9130]

Great episode, one of the best i've listened to. The milo part was great. I can relate to so much, but most of all anything Gene had to say haha. The comment about holding onto your girlfriend/wife was hilarious. And the insight into your drinking history was very relatable for me. I also quit drinking years ago for most of the same reasons. Thanks guys, for a very entertaining couple of hours.

[@cthulhu888]

Omg the snapple glass!🤩The 'pop' is iconic af 😫👌 Also this episode description LMAO 🤣

[@cam86191]

I’m a long time Constellation listeners. Hands down best episode.

[@Sylvestror]

Wtf is happening in the description lol

[@Breegullbeak]

I assume Lockmort

[@Not_Liquid]

@@BreegullbeakI think it’s Chris judging by that last bit.😅

[@SizableSack]

Chris being obnoxious and insufferably annoying.

[@Breegullbeak]

@@Not_Liquid apparently you were right.

[@LoganTheLurker]

It's crazy that Gene said that The Last of Us Part 2 didn't sell well. The Insomniac leak said it was third in total revenue lol. I'm not an expert, but I think that means it sold extraordinarily well.

[@jean-alexandrethibault3892]

It sold well, but much less than the first. 20M for part 1, to 12M for part 2. Still very profitable, but much less than the first, at a budget that's 2x+.

[@Michael-rt5so]

​@@jean-alexandrethibault3892 tbf, it'd be odd if pt2 outsold (or even matched) pt1 considering pt1 has been out significantly longer and has had more ports and rereleases. For example, God of War Ragnarok is still millions behind God of War 2018. Spiderman 2 hasn't sold as many copies as 1 yet either. These games all have long tails and as they continue to rerelease and port them to other platforms, the sales numbers will continue going up.

[@simonrobert1156]

This was the best episode. We want another one with these 4. PLEASE!

[@jean-alexandrethibault3892]

Easily one of the best episodes. This crew is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@dawho123]

Congrats Matty! My wife and I did a small ceremony too with immediate family only. It definitely was the way to go. No stress and a really great day being able to celebrate with our families. No friends or extended family were upset 😂 (or at least they did not tell us). Enjoy married life!

[@mattj2692]

oh snap, I see this crew I know we got a banger!

[@mattsanders2207]

Assassin’s Creed 3 doesn’t get enough love. One of my favorite AC games, because of the time and place.

[@VinceVantamizer]

I like how when Chris starts show and tell matty immediately has to get his stuff. The gene is looking around like what stuff he can show off. And cog is already good to go. It’s so funny. Like the lizard brain makes them go”look at my stuff” hell I was lookin at my own shit. Awesome episode.

[@Arikaiden]

This is my favorite Constellation episode ever ❤

[@creese16]

Congratulations Matty! Super happy for you.

[@AstroParrotKing]

This was the best episode of constellation ever.

[@TopGun1232009]

Goated ep 🙏

[@BDreGaming]

I'm a pretty huge Star Wars fan. I love most of the movies and the series. Love both of the Star Wars Jedi games. We really needed a character creator for Star Wars Outlaws

[@SolidOcelot]

Extreme drunk driving is when you get a DUI in a monster truck

[@Shinobifoxx]

I'll just pile on and say that this is indeed peak Stelly

[@Gus1494]

The description!! Hahaha. Nice one, Chris.

[@mrsolecrab]

Chris let the "I'll kill you" line slip right at the end there lol

[@jond.7382]

Had me laughing hard lol

[@mikeyc.6022]

So good to see Matty being so happy

[@kadabur]

man this first segment is hilarious, love this group for stelly

[@ThisIsMrBenShow]

I love Blk Water and other water like that. I prefer mineral waters over regular bottled water. But I drink so many energy drinks lol

[@liamastin5916]

The episodes where Chris hosts are my favorite ones tbh

[@PaulieWalnuts13]

this was amazing

[@LightStrife94]

We need more Chris hosted constellations

[@TGBahr]

Last Stand - ILP 🙌🏼

[@viktormustapic]

Those Tobuscus AC trailers were so dope

[@MisterMarsona]

Agreed, this was a really fun episode!

[@McBerts522]

Chris is 100% right. U are tasting plastics. I’ve had the same drinks on glass/cans/plastics bottles. They taste different each one

[@mattj2692]

holy shit I have that zim house in the closet somewhere. memories unlocked!

[@TheDecree93]

Just found this podcast and I get matty and Gene crossover??? Christmas in October

[@princeofduval810]

Get refrigerated coconut water. The shelf stable stuff has the nutrients heated out of it. Also, I think Costco has Harmless Harvest.

[@SUREILLBYTE]

How did I not put together that Chris would be a perfect host for this show.

[@SizableSack]

Because he isn't..

[@chipsandip]

Really GREAT ep

[@desertgsrider1]

Senor Raygun hosting again! Love it!

[@SizableSack]

Quit lying to yourself.

[@Nergal134]

@@SizableSack You going around and dogging on Chris on every comment praising him is completely unhinged behavior. Stand down.

[@SizableSack]

@@Nergal134 it's at the point where I only watch Defining Duke because I know for a fact Chris won't be on it.

[@Nergal134]

@@SizableSack Go outside and touch grass, you are unwell.

[@baalernaruto]

lmao, who wrote the video description? I'm dying 😂

[@andrewfeistner3384]

“She quoted me to me” “No, why’d you say, nooooo”

[@benjaminschultz2844]

I love the description. Who wrote it?

[@ScottLaFontaine]

Best stelly ever

[@kadabur]

Cogs laugh at Gene getting his friend to offer up his cech cousin 💀

[@duffman85]

great group, love their energy.

[@drummerconz682]

Best episode. Let Chris host!

[@kjer2540]

Great discussion. Sam Fisher balls up Snake and throws him in the corner. No Mario game competes with Rayman Origins or Legends. Ubisoft has it in them, they need to bring back these awesome IP.

[@rpjordan]

So no one's gonna bring up how Colin has been batter blasting a fan for years now

[@griffinhansen3091]

Great episode

[@michal8635]

truly goated stelly

[@admiralalyssa]

I beg you everyone, read the description, Chris was definitely in charge of everything with this ep lol.

[@SizableSack]

It's too bad because Chris ruins every show he's on.

[@mc_squared]

I also met my wife on Tinder. We are married with 3 kids haha

[@mwm1145]

goated episode

[@Not_Liquid]

This was without a doubt the best Stelly episode yet.

[@X82BIGBLUE82X]

Read Chris’s description for this episode…😂

[@SizableSack]

His obnoxious and annoying self coming through big time.

[@mc_squared]

Hello there boys... @gene when are you starting the Fight Club Discord server? Please send the link.

[@Stoned_apeTheory22]

I wanna see Matty and Jake Baldino talk about star wars 😇

[@darthharbinger1183]

Best lineup. Chris for permanent host.

[@nicolasray1571]

Dharma initiative beers. Love it.

[@CosmicWolfPack]

Oh hell yeah

[@StageGeek]

Y’all drink Slimfast as kids just because they were delicious? I did.

[@Wayofthelao]

WTF Chris again ❤❤❤ 😂. This dude grows on you .

[@SizableSack]

Not at all. I can't watch anything with Chris on it.

[@RobertO-0777]

organic coconut water from a carton or from the actual coconut itself is much much better and of course organic (without the additives and pasteurization) you can find both at any asian market or at a whole foods, sprouts. that can shit vita and harmless coconut are THE worse for you especially harmless coconut because its not suppose to be pink and its highly pasteurization process kills off all the enzymes and other nutritional value it carries.

[@RohitKumar-dq8fb]

34:50 is one of the most hilarious shit i've ever heard on LSM. Genes great LMAO

[@Trexsol]

I rarely tune in but everytime i do Gene mentions his Trump Hotel birthday parties 🤣 we get it man

[@BDreGaming]

All I know about avowed is that it's capped at 30 FPS. Xbox shooting themselves in the foot even on future releases.

[@BDreGaming]

Cog was really being obnoxious and annoying, when Gene was telling us about what it's like to be an alcoholic.

[@grashoprsmith]

"Dorf"❤

[@HeyMyNameIs...]

1:16:50 if you want to hear Chris talk in the best British accent.

[@TakeTheLeepx]

Chris doing the Peter Molyneux Milo part had me in tears 🤣

[@offthaledge]

Gene with the SphereHunter shirt on is awesome

[@northencail2099]

34:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@G_Rad_Ski]

Prequels the most loved era of Star Wars? Nah

[@furrypurplehaze6837]

Raygun starting to speak like Colin now...

[@JustinLatham]

No Matty, the prequels are not the most favorable era of Star Wars…

[@alex1212456]

Debatable

[@JustinLatham]

@@alex1212456 it really all depends on how old someone is, if they are under 30 they love the prequels, and over 30 loves the original trilogy. The one thing both of those camps can agree on is that the Disney era as a whole has been a letdown at best lol. I do like the prequels, just not as much at the original trilogy.

[@SixBladesKojiro]

Timestamps ? Lazy ?

[@taia-b8f]

No offense to Gene. But the man caps so mucy 😂

[@Shrewdy1]

It's Peanut Butter Stelly Time

[@chesfilms8584]

Avengers Assemble

[@travismcnasty51]

Chris is politically disingenuous.

[@ChrisRayGun]

u are gay

[@salmark9080]

The effects of activism in gaming are undeniable now with the recent leaks about Ubisoft. Maybe people will stop calling it a “conspiracy”

[@marcushankins8171]

You mean the leaks proven completely fake.

[@Gamer-ade]

Can you guys stop interrupting each other in the future? Sound like a bunch of amateurs.

[@Breegullbeak]

Watch Dogs > GTA V