I love how this series started with Matty not cursing and very PG dialogue. Then it slowly progressed to, “I wanna hate fxck you!”. He has returned to his true form. God bless this man and everybody, please go help fund Just A Dash. We owe it to ourselves.
@vinnycc063 жыл бұрын
Haha Like riding a roller coaster on acid with a but plug
@gravellane1503 жыл бұрын
MATTY bolo has always been like a butt plug ride on acid you young soul you. Bob Vila of food. Tony Hawk of floor noodle drop pick ups. Its fucking matty matheson.
@whataboutbob54733 жыл бұрын
Depends on who is sponsoring him.
@josephasteriou49743 жыл бұрын
@@gravellane150 are a
@LuvyStylesOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Was literally just thinking this, lmao
@mwartist3 жыл бұрын
Matty: Spends several hours making a dish Also Matty: This is like hamburger helper
@keeganart1143 жыл бұрын
😆 so funny I started crying when he said that and then called them cheesy little fucking beef dumplings
@htownand47463 жыл бұрын
Make a kickstarter/gofundme for just a dash season 3! I'll gladly put down $500 to hear you yell MICHELLELEEEELELELE!!!!!
@satyre813 жыл бұрын
I came here to say this. Upvote this to heaven. I need more Just a Dash.
@kasparjosephotto3 жыл бұрын
!!!!
@seanmapley74173 жыл бұрын
Fucken oath just do it matty I'd donate for that shit
@courtneyehalchak3 жыл бұрын
I second this…
@lewispaterson75053 жыл бұрын
Sign me the fuck up. Lots of love Rod Stewart.
@Jesseinabox3 жыл бұрын
“If you’re learning you peel garlic from me? You’re fucked… I feel” gold
@andrewpalmer12233 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure if you crowdsourced funding for Just-A-Dash Season 3 you’d have more than enough in a matter of hours.
@axpnxy3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@will53e3 жыл бұрын
Michelle's contract negotiations didn't go well and she's looking for a big, big raise
@Selador_3 жыл бұрын
@@will53e Where did you hear that?
@andrewpalmer12233 жыл бұрын
@@will53e if only every episode didnt have to end with a big cleanup
@thomasmiller3163 жыл бұрын
Here. Take my money.
@brianjohnson12903 жыл бұрын
Matty taking a bite of scorching hot food and blowing out steam through his mouth like a dragon is something I never knew I needed from a cooking show. It's fucking hilarious and I'm making this for my family next week for sure.
@hllomydarling3 жыл бұрын
He does it everytime time. Lol.
@bawkBOCKbach3 жыл бұрын
love the authenticity of matty literally being like "listen. i want JAD3 too, but i don't have the fundzzz"
@joshbecker80483 жыл бұрын
The moment he plucked the pasta off the floor, licked it and threw it back into the dish, was the moment I truly realized why I love Matty's videos. I have 3 kids under 4 yrs old and a pregnant wife and this is how a real home cook has to do things!
@PlasticProcessor3 жыл бұрын
I don't think anyone would blame you for letting a single noodle go to waste!
@perineum62 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if it comes down to having to eat floor noodles maybe it's time to put a cap on the kid production line.
@ytfreak552 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, just get a vasectomy, man.
@hibou6472 жыл бұрын
Rinse it bruh
@Chanderson963 жыл бұрын
He was so close. "There are 9 numbers, and there’s a 0. You can make all calculations with 9 numbers." Soooo close Matty, we believe in you ❤️
@martro_3 жыл бұрын
He’s right thought because zero isn’t a number 🤔💭
@AnthonySal3 жыл бұрын
You know. Finally getting clean from dope and been going through hell but I’m on the other side of the worst of it and these videos have helped so much just to take my mind off of how I feel even if it’s just for fifteen minutes. Love you Matty more than you’d ever know!
@francessosa79893 жыл бұрын
This is Aaron Nava, Frances Sosa son. I'm a week clean after smoking crack for 11 months straight, every day. I found a new passion and that is COOKING. I went from cooking crack to making the best Carbonara ever. Stay the course and KEEP COOKING!! You reach out anytime you need to talk bud. We're all here for each other.
@DarkLayerz3 жыл бұрын
Watch action bronson cooking show it’s good to 💯
@cptnofgravytrain3 жыл бұрын
like Todd in the Shadows videos were for me detoxing from booze... sometimes these content creators making seemingly innocuous videos are way more important than they could ever realize
@LegendoftheGalacticHero2 жыл бұрын
Stay strong!
@DanielLy12003 ай бұрын
Same, I’m on month 9 of no drugs. I put on so much weight but it’s so much better than being cracked out and skinny. Congratulations and stay strong.
@Angel_HippieCityHealing2 жыл бұрын
The Pan’s Labyrinth reference was unexpected and made me love Matty more and I didn’t think that was possible at this point.
@adumbberg3 жыл бұрын
This episode includes: -a reference to Pan's Labyrinth -a shell that ends up in the final dish that fell on the floor and was subsequently licked -a comparison of the finished product to "hate f*cking" This is what cooking is all about. Thanks Matty!
@laVIEchef3 жыл бұрын
✋👁👄👁🤚…. “Imma a baby root, under the bed…!” 💀! And yessssss weekend hate- f*cking” , prepped in a dish. Nailed it. ❤️🔥 Looks AMAZING.❤️🔥
@fenland13473 жыл бұрын
Bring back just a DASH!!!!
@laudreport37983 жыл бұрын
AGREE ! ! !
@Vaelyhn3 жыл бұрын
Just a Dash is really bleeding through on these last couple episodes and I love it.
@clientpreviews70 Жыл бұрын
Felt the same! Dash was sooo good and this gave me hope
@Jpb7072 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed Matty pretty much single handedly keeps his show going, a clean work space and even comes up with everything by himself truly amazing BEST CHEF EVER possibly best human to walk the earth
@vdoza333 жыл бұрын
Marty’s editing on his videos is consistently the best.
@johnr7972 жыл бұрын
Love Marty Martheson
@vdoza332 жыл бұрын
@@johnr797 lol
@johnhogan83273 жыл бұрын
There were numerous times in this episode where matty made me wonder “does he know how numbers work?” Love him
@dagardner81643 жыл бұрын
"Floor is cleaner than I thought" lmfao..... Matty you're A GOD!!!!!!!
@donnadoes47573 жыл бұрын
The way Matty says bolognese is so soothing to the ear holes.
@Phogramo3 жыл бұрын
Cause he says it properly? 🧐
@kathleenvigliano96423 жыл бұрын
I am NOT kidding, I burst out laughing when steam rolled from Matty's mouth at taste test. What a great recipe. Love you always, Matty.
@jdxsea3 жыл бұрын
I am so proud that this man got sober. He left behind his addictions, but NON of his great attitude and fun! Let’s be honest, He makes all of our days better.
@dww613 Жыл бұрын
What the Internet needs is a supercut of Matty eating things that haven’t cooled sufficiently and a supercut of that inimitable Matty self-satisfaction when he tastes the food he makes and realizes how awesome it is every time
@ricalbobby3 жыл бұрын
Matty I love you, Your such a special human in so many ways!! Thank you for all the content you and your crew produce.
@chefcamsey13753 жыл бұрын
Best content on KZbin love your work chef 💪
@jasonlebeau12883 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the inclusion of worchestershire and soy in the bolognese.. with that much sauce 3 dashes of each won't alter the flavor profile of the other ingredients in any drastic way but the addition of that umami is going to punch the sauce up a whole lot!
@InspectahReese3 жыл бұрын
Always a good decision to smoke a little too much before a Matty video
@lc90723 жыл бұрын
Cheryl's Shells are fucking FIRE tho I always got red gravy in the freezer now thanks to Matty. Buy the book
@ChiefMoonChunks3 жыл бұрын
Good tip, I've got the book and will make sure to tackle that one soon
@donaldkrambeck3 жыл бұрын
which book?
@kzgc8y3n3 жыл бұрын
I love this show. Obviously there is a heavy dose of sarcasm and over the top admiration but I am being serious here: The last season had this really post modern feel to it and the humor had me absolutely dying of laughter. I really appreciate all the hard work that goes into the production. With all that said I do have some feedback. I had no idea the show was back, and I had no idea about the new production called 'God Save the Food' over on E4 (no clue what E4 is.) There seems to be room for improvement in the marketing department (which I'm sure people are working hard on) and getting out the word on new developments for fans of Matty and the team. I don't know if it's worth paying for some ad space or tweaking the algorithm or whatever, but that's constructive feedback for you folks! Good luck! Going back to watch everything I missed.
@spencersmith34823 жыл бұрын
"Riding a rollercoaster............... on acid......................with a butt plug in." This is why I watch you, Matty. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@denimchicken4203 жыл бұрын
I need a Matty M. alarm so I can always wake up in a good mood. He always makes me smile.
@vwkflynn3 жыл бұрын
I made a half batch of this for dinner and it was super good. Anyone who questions the soy sauce is wrong.
@glutenfull6911 Жыл бұрын
This is now my favorite anything you’ve done Matty. I just watched an artist create a masterpiece
@melissadixon40915 ай бұрын
THIS RECIPE WAS LIT! A def a family favorite and making it right now!!! Granny says thanks for the delicious sludge and we need to bottle it! 🥰🔥
@talesfromthefish3 жыл бұрын
Made this for Christmas dinner. All I can say is WOW! Thanks Matty!!
@ZombieQueen8193 жыл бұрын
Every recipe that I cook of Matty’s turns out so awesome,,, thank you Matty
@KarlFarbman3 жыл бұрын
Definitely making this. Love your recipes. Thanks!
@LyneGuimond-xj9nz7 ай бұрын
The best bolognaise sauce that i ever tasted! So delicious❤ Thank you for this perfect recipe. Made it yesterday and i should have made in baked in our Matheson iron pan 🎉
@arthurbartosiewicz63953 жыл бұрын
I've made the one hour Bolognese and I can vouch for its amazingness. I ate at high end restaurants and the sauce was equal to that.
@ceegee17062 жыл бұрын
The depth and complexity to Matty Matheson: my mind was blown today learning that he watched Pan's Labyrinth.
@wafflehouse82733 жыл бұрын
Yes actually! First snow of the season in New Haven, CT.
@Barbie4U22 жыл бұрын
Whoever added the steam animation coming out of Matty’s mouth… golden cinematography.
@PowerOnFun3 жыл бұрын
Ho-Lee-Shit! I lost it on the Pans Labyrinth joke and started laughing uncontrollably like a complete maniac.
@brandonmo46993 жыл бұрын
"When we come back I'm gonna burn my fuckin mouth" Never have I related to anything more as an amateur cook
@sethredden71593 жыл бұрын
Im glad Matty and I have the same math skills
@jalil13713 жыл бұрын
Matty is a gift to humanity
@bilek983 жыл бұрын
Even the ad is entertaining, i love you matty
@msfourre71242 жыл бұрын
Used some leftover one hour bolognese sauce to make shakshuka. Delicious! Thank you!
@jefferspiroff10993 жыл бұрын
This show's lit. The Parm Rind is next levelllll
@MWK0003 жыл бұрын
Matty is a ray of sunshine!
@nickgarris29713 жыл бұрын
Yo Matty, drop that patreon and make the season 3 frogs pay for the most fantastic season ever imagined!!😽
@OyeaMandii Жыл бұрын
Made it once and is now my husbands FAVORITE recipe! Thank you Matty! :)
@bo43603 жыл бұрын
How can you not love this guy… And the food aaawwwweeee ffffuuuuuucckkk
@k3vj00ce3 жыл бұрын
Matty makes me want to cook every time I watch any of his videos
@heatherwinslett813 жыл бұрын
OMG 😱 THAT LOOKED SOOO GOOD !!!!! I want some ...
@DaNr1to23 жыл бұрын
Puts a cube of chese in every shell "i just want a little hidden cheese in every shell", continious to pour bolognese with cheese in it over it, and bake it with mozarella on top
@50ShadesOfEndo3 жыл бұрын
The best part about any Matty video is him eating the food while it's still too hot
@bradb58503 жыл бұрын
Matty, thanks for all the years of awesome, funny, and delicious videos! Keep up the great work. Ill support whatever you do. Hey from Minnesooootah!
@anferney13233 жыл бұрын
Marty you’re my hero never change!!
@stephenpaquet3 жыл бұрын
“This isn’t get you laid lasagna, this is get married have kids get divorced come scratching back at the window for some make up sex“ only Matty!
@AJR211103 жыл бұрын
Shit had me dying 😂😂😂
@minotorioussenpai15002 жыл бұрын
The last description convinced me to try it out
@expfcwintergreenv2.023 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting the recipe in the description
@seamslatasha35983 жыл бұрын
I dunno if this is the same recipe they used at Parts & Labour a million years ago but their bolognese was one of the best things I had ever eaten. So much flavour and rich without being heavy. I can still remember the taste of it. lol.
@smartypants79542 жыл бұрын
Love that all of Matty's cooking starts with a cup of oil or a stick of butter Here for good time not a long time
@joshuaklinger19853 жыл бұрын
I’ve got the bolognese simmering on the stove for this right now, but I definitely don’t have to balls to try and pull it off in an hour, 4+ for me. Love you Matty M
@730ways3 жыл бұрын
Snowing today in Toronto, how prophetic Matty
@tims65823 жыл бұрын
Dr. Squatch really is some good ass soap I highly recommend
@xsuperduperspoonx3 жыл бұрын
Matheson content is life 👍
@HannaKangMamaKang3 жыл бұрын
Love this. Matty is the best!!!
@stewmoyer89223 жыл бұрын
Thank you Matty
@seanbishop97963 жыл бұрын
you are now official my favorite chef
@adriancerzosimo1643 жыл бұрын
A true legend and statesman
@boltlockandkey41803 жыл бұрын
This man is a global treasure
@iangilmartin-dzitko83442 жыл бұрын
this guy is like the jack black of cooking. i love it!
@yaya72233445511 ай бұрын
You summoned him up now he has to be on there as a guest! It would be ridiculously awesome
@CPTBeanMan3 жыл бұрын
Looking good big boo. You’re still my favorite celebrity of all time.
@MCRiske2 жыл бұрын
Best cold open I've heard
@E.P.Z-6133 жыл бұрын
Everyone here will donate for season 3/4/5 and so on.... It's the best fucking show on KZbin!!! 🤟
@Ramenrubber2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Marty! Another banger.
@SkillD2Kill3 жыл бұрын
When Matty eats and the smoke comes out... The editor is underrated xD
@HJ-sn5gt2 жыл бұрын
Thank You!
@makeluck36593 жыл бұрын
Matty looking great!!! Those weights are doing you good!!!
@stephenwettstein96373 жыл бұрын
Take my money, you absolute legend
@trippinwithcj3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!
@demonyakku37103 жыл бұрын
Matty you best cure for depression.
@marylegan20462 жыл бұрын
Patience is not a virtue. Patience is a skill. Patience takes practice.
@feliciaalbanese33383 жыл бұрын
Matty thank you for always making me laugh.
@blackivoryshadow2 жыл бұрын
Matty is like the Jack black of cooking and i love it!
@wilbailey76613 жыл бұрын
Love this show ,🎉 a lot of fun👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@deaderthendead0412 ай бұрын
0:14 0:19 🙅🏻♂️ NOPE! I live in texas where its usually 95°-110° 9-10 months out of the year😅 if it hits 70° it's sweater weather😂
@TheS4063 жыл бұрын
This makes me happy
@alexandermirakyan61483 жыл бұрын
Back on his funny stuff love when he acts like this!!!!!!!
@risasklutteredkitchen12933 жыл бұрын
I have to make this!! Making me so hungry. Luv u Matty!!
@bernardandrewv3 жыл бұрын
i love watching just a dash especially with michelle in it. 😁
@Chromakey233 жыл бұрын
Can we do a gofundme for Just a Dash season 3? We all need it in our lives.
@victormendoza8713 жыл бұрын
Its actually morning here matty so thank you good morning to you too and your crew buddy
@falkortechnologies80393 жыл бұрын
No dislikes. Everything is right with the world.
@chronomancer66653 жыл бұрын
"This was cooking something. Thanks to the sponsors. Make sure you wash your ass! Have a good day!" Pure Gold.
@Flashtone083 жыл бұрын
2:20 Matty looking for a way to cut the carrot, then scene skips. We all know he took a bite out of it to remove the stem.
@incredulousd94082 жыл бұрын
Genuinely almost spit my coffee out when you did the pans labyrinth bit. Damn it matty,
@alexmojcher93 жыл бұрын
I made this recipe, and I gotta say, the Bolognese is GREAT, but not what I'd have expected. It wasn't so far off from the sauce in Matty's OG "Get You Laid Lasagna" video. It is DEFINITELY sludge AF. There is not much tomato presence, it's more of a sloppy joe situation in my opinion. It is definitely bomb, but I would suggest considering modification if you want a slightly more traditional flavor by using more tomato sauce, and/or decreasing the relative beef stock amount to balance.