Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef”

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[@ilhaamelmi831]

max being upset at george not being up to date with pop culture was hilarious HAHAHAHA

[@sparkie6795]

I can’t get over how well George and Max’s humour works together

[@Boyagony]

olivia dated a dj who was almost 30 and the song is obviously about him being an older man who demeaned her for being too naive and young, you see a lot of themes about him in the album and how he was making her feel throughout the relationship

[@jungessss338]

It’s quite funny that george is rooting for the men in every couple and max for the girls😂

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

And the first teacher he said he'd shag was a woman. He's got some explaining to do to Andrew

[@neonclawsavie]

I agree we need a sisters episode, both of you bring your sis (elly specifically) and let’s see how this goes down

[@sophie23119]

🤩

[@karawalker006]

The mugs and maxs' hat? Merch???

[@NYRoger24]

*“I would absolutely run rails on Gandhi”* -Max Balegde, 2023

[@HeartbeatCN]

George Clarkey's energy towards pop music and drama is about the same energy I have when he and the boys talk about football. I completely understand why he seems so uninterested. 😂

[@annieeames2282]

The old married couple vibes are strong today 😂

[@poppyalsford]

been waiting for this all day

[@victoriatwisleton-ward8034]

love how they're in matching outfits

[@laurenfrench7072]

As a lesbian woman, I can confirm scissoring does it fact work for SOME of us. Don’t ask how.

[@rubymurphy7412]

i absolutley love this podcast its hilarious !

[@miaclarke6859]

After the most shit day at work this was well needed

[@0530evan]

thank god it is SUNDAY.......love these podcasts

[@mimeePS]

Max can we talk about the fact Taylor had Sabrina carpenter on the eras tours and the whole drivers license thing 😬

[@Alicelauren890]

Finally!!!! Love that jumper George xxx Mmm that secret link was very secretive xxxx

[@morgie_2.0]

Love you guys so much ❤ Please come and do a show in Aus 🙏🙏

[@jesscross123]

Loving the merch!!

[@sydos6680]

love the colour coordination of the fits

[@geegee6737]

DA BEST PODCAST ❤

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

The first girls dilemma sounds like aria and Ezra from pretty little liars

[@Ldel-ff7ig]

Better late than never 🤪

[@emilyc8911]

PLEASE can we have merch

[@mleah.]

The way George perfectly defined larrybaiting 😅

[@JBW27]

Im with George on this one. I had to Google Olivia, the Eras Tour, and much of what Max was talking about 😂😂 Although, George, you can't be doing socks and sandals, especially with a jumper, and even moreso if you're cycling 🤦🏻‍♂️😅 Please, everyone, if you're cycling then make sure you wear clothes that'll minimise injury and the risk of injury (ie my nephew rode on the back of a bicycle with sandals, accidentally got his heel caught in the spokes at speed, and was left with it hanging off by the skin, so please be careful 😊)

[@elizabeththompson2319]

The thing that concerns me the most is the lack of helmets on people on the rental bikes (not saying if George was wearing one)

[@reganwhittle656]

Can we be expecting another live show?….😁

[@maeiliy]

it is 100% merch. DEFOO

[@m1scha]

episode was late because georges cgi wasnt working again smh

[@bethhope4968]

sorry but anyone thinking vampire is about taylor is dumb like from the rest of the lyrics it’s very clearly about being gr00med. the beef is made up by fans💀💀💀

[@lenleahfull]

max for the love of god please do movember

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

I’m guessing the gest is going to either be Nella rose, bambino Becky or gk Barry

[@Evsgx]

YOU NEEEEED TO GET CHARLEY MARLOWE ON THE POD

[@shaniamccormack3327]

nah cause why was the phone call literally the same story of aria and ezra from pll.. seems sus to me

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

13:04 Max just described almost every hentai plot

[@fxreverwinter13]

MAX TALKING ABOUT GAYLOR YESSSSSSS🤭

[@Alicelauren890]

Omg no! Nan's dead because of onion!

[@ahaha272]

My Sunday procrastination tool

[@Luke_Thomas_0802]

27:52 rich coming from George considering he’s not real

[@gabbiee6559]

I can say scissoring is a thing, it does feel good but it's just hard to do and makes your legs tired super quick so a lot of women just don't bother lol Edit** I just know James is gonna be so upset on their next pod ep about him punching 😂

[@willowmoon3461]

Did nothing for me, but fantastic that it worked for you

[@willowmoon3461]

As a lesbian, who has tried scissoring several times, I can honestly say that it does nothing for me, or the other women I tried it with

[@hayleyx843]

knew it !!!!😅

[@jackyboy7355]

20:47 george talking mad shit-drop ur playlist in the next ep then

[@Staceynaomi8]

Nan’s dead cause of onion 😥

[@geewilk04]

nans dead cos of onion.pls help

[@juliettemadeley247]

Nans dead cause of onion

[@tobyWylan21]

TAYLOR SWIFT

[@HalfarnKr]

Nans dead cos of onion.

[@toukachuu127]

nans dead cause of onion

[@miadornan5944]

useless merch ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@mcudelswift]

do we really have to compare taylor and liv again? seriously?

[@nocap959]

yeah why not

[@lucyohno]

not that deep

[@tutu3909]

Max, George is not a gay man XD obviously he doesn't know!!!! Also, I'm a woman and who is this ?! Lol