Max & Paddy Accidentally Kill A Cow | Peter Kay

Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow and save a pig!
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere was a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. It was broadcast on Channel 4 and began on 12 November 2004, running for six 30-minute episodes up until 17 December 2004.
A spin-off from Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the series follows the two Bolton doormen/bouncers Maxwell "Max" Bygraves (Kay) and Patrick "Paddy" O'Shea (McGuinness) as they tour around the UK in their campervan. They are fugitives due to an incident in the last episodes of Phoenix Nights, in which a club patron threatened to have them killed by hitmen.
Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere, Episode 5: The duo are traveling the country, where they accidentally run over a cow. After finding where it came from they buy a prize pig from the old farmer for £100.
After trying to sell it they find it is not worth anywhere near the price they paid. Finally deciding to return the pig, they discover the old man doesn't own the farm, his kids do. Worst of all he has already drank the £100 down the local pub.
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[@Evaunit98]

The way the cow flies into the air after being hit is one of the best moments in television history

[@kieranwhite6647]

It cracks me up everytime

[@CJPHS98_GAMES]

Look, I’m sure everyone can agree, WE NEED ANOTHER MAX AND PADDY OR PHOENIX NIGHTS SERIES!! ❤️

[@noahstanley4901]

Come on channel 4 make this happen

[@Bigshag420]

They fell out over something big that’s why it’s never happened gutted

[@dinaboaro4558]

We definatley do absolutley love both shows

[@rhiys]

@@Bigshag420 No they didn't. Peter went off to do other things. And Paddy did the same eventually. They keep saying they'll get back together and make a few specials but Paddy is waiting for Peter to come out of hiding.

[@miked4750]

Nice idea but comedy is now dead thanks to cancel culture :(

[@jtfc7286]

‘Is it hurt?’ ‘No, it’s dead’😂

[@FatHead1979]

"I can't see, my eyes are burning!", followed by Max wearing swimming goggles 🤣

[@mrconcarnage3215]

"Either that or it's going to piss it down". Comdey Gold

[@martynpearson6230]

Cut out my favourite bit after they hit the cow... "Is it dead?" "Either that or it's going to p*ss it down"

[@crystalinabacteria3430]

😂😂😂i love this 😂dirty pig!

[@colintindale9647]

Absolutely brilliant, bring out another series.

[@ChrisManley1994]

"COW!" "Ya what????" "COOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robdotcom71]

You can call me HALAL LMAO!!!!

[@ViewerNumber9]

❤️...Fell in love with you all over again when I saw you at The Lowry on Friday Peter 😂🥰. Good Luck for your first arena date this Friday ❤️.

[@philprice4963]

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[@andrewboddie2396]

"Suppose we were to take the pig..."

[@michaellomax2]

You Can Call Me Halal lol x-D

[@mattbowyer6865]

Paddy McGuinness crashing? A very realistic series!

[@AbsolutelyAbsolute]

Re-release this series please!

[@warrickmiller7651]

Ive watched this so many times and ive only just realised that this is my friends farm 🤣

[@warrickmiller7651]

For anyone wondering this was all filmed in the town Belmont in Lancashire I grew up here

[@bilhardman3103]

Black and white one, big head hahaha

[@Lofis.Jewell69420]

My dad loves you peter

[@OvaisM]

5:35 😂😂😂 cheeky buggers

[@davidpearson6785]

Al this was fields at one time 🤣

[@GP-fx2ib]

Haha that made me laugh

[@marketman2187]

Funny how the second butcher looks like Fred Elliot

[@tonboy8518]

2:30 actually looked like one of Max's and Paddy's relatives lol

[@liamclarke5761]

0:23 best bit

[@davidmorrell5302]

i believe the camper van is different from the one they had in phoenix nights but i could be wrong. brilliant series though.

[@TB.....]

We miss the adventures. Surely we can crowdfund a new camper van for them to get back out on the open road?

[@darren1720]

Funny

[@davidmunro2077]

Not accidentally but Negligently! A clear case of dangerous driving not watching the road.

[@fredwaller3234]

No damage to the motorhome only busted headlight and bumper

[@dizzydeckdog6688]

Pigs on board

[@andreashaynes3346]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesguffogg7119]

107>👍

[@paulnicholson4556]

❤😊😊😊😊😊😊😅❤❤ and 😂

[@High_Tech_Priest]

Why aren't more people like this farmer. When he hears his cow is dead the first thing he asks is "are you alright?" Not even angry about his lost income or wasted feed. Doesn't even blame them. Just concerned that they are not hurt.

[@raddit1449]

Because this is a work of fiction

[@ackerjawaka4742]

​@@raddit1449plus the guy who played the farmer was a grumbleweed 😂

[@WhiteEnglish]

Ello flower

[@TheGmcFilms]

Max is a time traveller. Yes he is...What is he doing here in 1982 in Dortmund, Germany I wonder. On the twenty seven minute mark of the video someone we all know makes a very strange entrance...Mind you it might be Brian Potter. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGXTdYSIaN1qjrM ...G...

[@waddac2]

I love the video, brilliant. Why did the Muslim shop owner not like the poor pig, I heard Jewish also do not like Pigs. They are lovely creatures and help us have a great morning fry up breakfast with a nice brew.

[@fofonablus7104]

Muslims and Jews don't eat pork, and pigs are filthy animals

[@waddac2]

Its a shame Muslims and Jew don't eat Pork.. Do they not even eat Pork over Christmas as Pork is a great meal boxing day or after? Regarding pigs being filthy animals, that is not true as lay lay in mud to clean skin after the sun has dried it. Elephants do the same as pigs. Does this mean elephants are dirty too?

[@CoolcatJackson]

Here we go, sob story.

[@Clappedtrimactuallygames]

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