"can we not disguise it?" "yeah, we'll stick a wooly hat on and say it's you"!
@vollsticks2 ай бұрын
The best part about that is you can see the actors genuinely trying not to crack up😂
@Gazereths1234Ай бұрын
The cock's optional
@michaeljohnryan78017 ай бұрын
Still can't go to buy bin bags without that popping in my head lol 😂
@A-small-amount-of-peas7 ай бұрын
Wether bi or straight or bender?
@michaeljohnryan78017 ай бұрын
@@A-small-amount-of-peas 😂
@poppamic7 ай бұрын
Same mate 😂
@camptube76217 ай бұрын
Me too.
@randyschwaggins7 ай бұрын
I'm a bender and I always buy my black bin bags from ASDA
@tomoreilly99327 ай бұрын
"Kenny pull it off" " I'm not pulling off a horse" 😂😂😂
@jondrizzle45547 ай бұрын
The greatest comedy written and acted ever..... it will never be beaten
@pistophercrul37437 ай бұрын
the mans the best ever . i once met a guy who told me peter was bullshit it didnt end well that night
@DaveSCameron7 ай бұрын
@@pistophercrul3743you need travel tickets
@Medusa135797 ай бұрын
I agree 100%, I laughed out load many times 😅😅😅 To me, it's the funniest thing that I have ever seen. I have it on DVD, and it still makes me howl ! 😅😅😅 I love the way the whole casts works so well together Peter Kay is SO clever and funny
@SoundGGirl4 ай бұрын
AGREED!!!!!!!
@Elliott-f7b3 ай бұрын
ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
@CorporalFriendlyShark7 ай бұрын
Love that Peter Kay deliberately keeps this off the TV so the quality isnt diluted by it being repeated infinitely. Every so often I’ll pop the DVD box set on and just die laughing. Truly was ahead of its time, this show.
@Jones-xx2gc5 ай бұрын
DVD's for this are worth a few quid now, would never sell mine. They are irreplaceable.
@keyboarddancers77515 ай бұрын
Available on the high seas.
@undisclosedidentity98932 ай бұрын
@@Jones-xx2gcThe DVDs are quite expensive, it’s cheaper on VHS
@philruane59107 ай бұрын
Best lines ever. “How far away are they?”. “Im stood here like a gay Satan..”.
@CallumHughes-x1i2 ай бұрын
Peter Kay at his very best! Watched this over 20 years ago as a kid and still crying with laughter now.
@kalcha40996 ай бұрын
Proper northern humour. Subtle, witty, absolutely hilarious. If you grew up in the north, it brings back times past. So many social clubs and pubs looked like this, sounded like it, were like it.....
@andydudley17755 ай бұрын
use voted tory use dim shits are no longer funny.
@R1ckyfrankl1nАй бұрын
It’s the Southerners I feel sorry for..Missing out
@grahambolton406825 күн бұрын
Same in Ireland, the Casio keyboard synth brings me back to 90’s-2000’s clubland. So bad but you had to be there
@shelleysilver65977 ай бұрын
OMG!. Phoenix Nights was the Best!. 🙌😂🙌😂 I miss it, but I’m glad I have all the Series on Dvd. 😄
@ChristineThorogood-lp7pk4 ай бұрын
-and the question is kp however ,kAAeepwe funn babbies
@paulphillips19957 ай бұрын
“I know who you are, eh! Who are ya” is just perfect 😂😂😂
@broccoliface45017 ай бұрын
"how far away are they?" 😂
@1fitchy7 ай бұрын
I still use that line when I see anyone smaller than me. Absolute classic. 😂😂😂
@letsmooch48577 ай бұрын
I miss this comedy, best of all time.
@Obiwan2347 ай бұрын
“I’m not pulling off a horse!” 😂
@markb67417 ай бұрын
‘He’s Jerry the Berry, Perry’
@evelouisetunney56047 ай бұрын
Class. Absolutely golden this was…still is. Got a soft spot for Ray Von(must be the mullet)The Stars in Your Eyes bit was bloody fantastic.
@Cabbage-vq9hd7 ай бұрын
As in Ray VON!
@geordieal91876 ай бұрын
Best comedy seen, Stars in their eyes. Modern so called comedians are nowhere near this standard 🤜👍
@Jones-xx2gc5 ай бұрын
A classic of it's time. Nothing like it since. Such a shame it's not on TV now. Makes me sad Peter, crack on.
@markedwards79763 ай бұрын
Not of its time! Classic for infinity 😂
@carlrea7 ай бұрын
I know people go their separate ways but wouldn't it be amazing if we could get just one more series of this. Timeless comedy.
@codswallop38116 ай бұрын
Bit more than going their separate ways they fell out and all slagged off kay
@NetworkNorm4 ай бұрын
@@codswallop3811oh? I’ve heard this before; any articles / sources?
@tomthumb98492 ай бұрын
@@codswallop3811Why was that?
@Sodje03 күн бұрын
Wouldn't be the same. The comedy of the early 2000's was pre-woke PC. The jokes would be deemed offensive nowadays 🙄
@Eructation16 ай бұрын
British comedy is at its best when it's disparaging, absolutely love this. "give it a kebab"
@culturevulturepapi89484 ай бұрын
thought it was only at its best when it could be racist 😂
@waynecarter-schofield95756 ай бұрын
Absolutely love this , the whole series, top quality , they will never be able to make comedies like this ever
@nickrider52207 ай бұрын
TV is sh*t these days, bless you've Peter you cheered us up over the years 🙂🍻
@benjammin94717 ай бұрын
Thinking of giving her a pearl necklace 😂 The matter of fact, straight faced way he saus it is why Peter Kay is a genius
@shauncorless89656 ай бұрын
I'm getting the word ,nonce brilliant 😅😅😅
@CraigNiel2 ай бұрын
Always cracks me up that bit but they cut the end of that off when the guy goes for him and you see him with a bloody nose.
@kingelvis7 ай бұрын
They should do a spin off with just the 2 Bouncers on a road trip. Guess it will never happen.
@johnjesus024 ай бұрын
"She made me wash me old man in the sink" ... "You took your dad?" 😭🤣
@marksinclair8467 ай бұрын
I know a pissed horse when I see one 😂😂😂😂😂
@sethkaye78977 ай бұрын
Real comedy Gold, thanks for uploading, been a long time since i've seen this wonderful creation
@spookybuz78037 ай бұрын
"I'm getting a word..." 😂
@hermanmunster33587 ай бұрын
" Jeremy, Jeremy Vine "
@michaelshepherd8857 ай бұрын
The word ...
@kevnormansell60053 ай бұрын
Nonce😂
@iandawe9486 ай бұрын
Never seen em this excited, since they printed that paedos address in the paper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MillwallH227 ай бұрын
“Oi tattoo get away from there” 😂😂😂
@scottfree37595 ай бұрын
" Jocky Wilson Suite!" fecked me right up! 😂
@leonjames56857 ай бұрын
"Right - 'ands up - who can't have children?" Hahahahahaaaaa! Brian's face!
@jonmilligan80693 ай бұрын
Just one of the best things ever to grace our televisions! Quality! 🤣🤣
@Sean-zt7ee2 ай бұрын
The Stars in our Eyes Night was one of the great comedy moments, the Britany Spears made it even better. A true great British, if I can call it a Sitcom.
@Dzeroed6 ай бұрын
This aged well, I bloody love it 😂😂😂
@sheilaking13007 ай бұрын
Hilarious, haven’t laughed that much in ages. Thanks for posting.
@MasonSlots7 ай бұрын
i no a pissed horse when i see one, get it a kebab 🤣🤣🤣
@broccoliface45017 ай бұрын
"....covered in PISS!"
@lukesmith73987 ай бұрын
That inflatable castle with the 'snake' 😂😂😂😂
@Sandylaner637 ай бұрын
😂😂”it’s inflatable filth , that’s what it is”
@ritchyfox7 ай бұрын
I laugh every single time Clinton misses the step when going to sit on the stool. It is so funny.
@MackemdownsouthF.T.M7 ай бұрын
" I was thinking of giving her a pearl necklace"...🤭
@margaretflounders85107 ай бұрын
THAT went over a lot of people's heads, it did mine, 'til someone enlightened me..
@shadow-Sun7 ай бұрын
"How far away are they "? cracks me up every time .
@jimjam89496 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ukdavepianoman4 ай бұрын
Phoenix Nights is incredibly funny. During repeated viewings I kept on picking up on jokes/gags/visual references that I hadn't noticed before. The cast were wonderful, the characters ripped the sh*t out of each other but there was still a great warmth. I didn't even realise one of the bouncers and Brian Potter were the same actor until my 5th viewing. Then there was a story arc leading to the club burning down which had a sinister element but just desserts were delivered in the end. The acting in this show was truly wonderful.
@jamielydiard9244 ай бұрын
Eric is such an underrated character too!! Absolutely hilarious!! "But Briaaaannn..."
@jimjam89496 ай бұрын
God the characters were brilliant weren't they 😂 I Think both of these series were arguably his best work.
@Eructation16 ай бұрын
Agree.
@michaelobrien982524 күн бұрын
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDY SERIES TO COME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY, TOTALLY WORTH WATCHING.
@kittysheeran91276 ай бұрын
“Minnie Haha? She’s not laughing anymore. Lost her legs t’diabetes”
@joshslater24264 ай бұрын
British comedies are the best. I’ve only just seen Phoenix Nights (+Max & Paddy) for the first time recently, but I can safely say it’s a classic and still hilarious.
@flipradio1237 ай бұрын
"We dont have a licence for that"
@geordieal91876 ай бұрын
Stars in their eyes , some of the best comedy I’ve ever seen, quality 😂
@amandahill74107 ай бұрын
Clinton baptiste 😂
@hermanmunster33587 ай бұрын
I fekking LOVE Clinton Baptiste, so full of sh!t, yet also full of self belief! A veritable walking contradiction, pmsl.
@waynecrossland70177 ай бұрын
Hes made a living out of that 90 second clip, saw him recently in Mansfield,was a good night fair play to him, and peter kay for letting him have the act ...
@Medusa135797 ай бұрын
" I'm gerrin a word, and that word is. Nonce" 😅😅😅 Clinton Baptiste, what a character !
@Doctor.Kästien.Louis.RosenbergАй бұрын
I getting the word “ Nonce “😂 Fading now, Fading 😂
@tomrzr53457 ай бұрын
"Flower for the Lady.... F Off" 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@VipersNest7 ай бұрын
Brilliant British comedy at it's best. Genius 💟
@stephenreeds36326 ай бұрын
This is so much better than his "do you remember panda cola, weddings, school" etc etc.
@stevecunningham55987 ай бұрын
''Shabba''.😂😂
@1fitchy7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I can't help shouting this whenever I go to a family party and they've got one of those cheesy DJs on. 😂😂😂
@stevecunningham55987 ай бұрын
@@1fitchy Possibly the one word that gets me howling with laughter .
@flossie68607 ай бұрын
I so wish they would bring this back on the tv 😂
@PussInBoot4147 ай бұрын
would probably never fly now these days
@muddydog6605Ай бұрын
True, look what the blue haired brigade did to Graham Linehan, another comedy genius.
@NicholasKirk-g8o4 ай бұрын
There needs to be more Peter Kay comedy on the Television, he’s a comedy genius. 😆👍👍👍👊.
@ChristopherHumphreys-yb5bb7 ай бұрын
Yeah yeah we'll put a wolly hat on it and call it you.
@RandomRoss7 ай бұрын
Found you beer crates but they've nicked your organ! 🤣
@mattpinnington47787 ай бұрын
Just noticed... "Sweet truck all" on the lorry! :D :D :D
@thecockneycrafter7 ай бұрын
Forgot how much I loved this show. Ive looked everywhere to watch the whole lot again but can't find it 😢
@iRage_4207 ай бұрын
There you go mate
@richardkirk8237 ай бұрын
Try harder . Very easy to find
@Medusa135797 ай бұрын
I got mine on DVD from Amazon 😊
@kevinvickers-fy3ls6 ай бұрын
I got mine from HMV in Leeds Centre before they were closing down. £7 for the set. Bargain or What?
@ObiWanShinobi854 ай бұрын
Get a firestick watch anything you want with them
@morganjones25847 ай бұрын
23:44 Best line in TV Comedy history
@TheGT736 ай бұрын
'Here's Ironside' 😂
@LeicesterArtist7 ай бұрын
Yerr cut 'walkin on the moon'!!! Which completes that first scene.
@thomasdawson40442 ай бұрын
“You ever kissed a girl” what Brian lacks in speed he makes up with pure wit.😂
@ddoherty59565 ай бұрын
The looks on their faces with the pimg pong balls bouncing towards em 🤣🤣🤣
@jumbo89966 ай бұрын
When she sends him down the bowling alley in that wheelchair… Just genius
@ryan-yorkshirebiker259729 күн бұрын
I miss this so bad! 27:25 with young kenny as meatloaf and brians face! 😂😂😂 i was in absolute tears of laughter! 👏🏻 will never be beaten this comedy!
@peterlarkin7626 ай бұрын
" And it is terminal isn't it?" "No, no!" "Now, who can't have children?" - Clinton Baptiste. Psychic Extraordinaire
@YourLocalGP5 ай бұрын
Still very active on the scene. Incredible podcast.
@garryfield53197 ай бұрын
our very own davros......
@footballoldboy48187 ай бұрын
I believe every word Kenny Senior says
@RandomRoss7 ай бұрын
It's bullshit but it's true! 😅
@philruane59107 ай бұрын
“I blew one of them up with me mouth once…”. Bouncy castle..
@Medusa135797 ай бұрын
Ha ha, love Kenny Senior. ❤️
@cormoranstrike15447 ай бұрын
Still sad this isn’t on any streaming. I have the DVD’s but still
@d_dos_atak27717 ай бұрын
Same
@thecockneycrafter7 ай бұрын
I gave all my dvds away when my kids told me I could get EVERYTHING online. I would put them up for adoption but they're in their 30s
@dannybdjb58527 ай бұрын
It is 😅 if you look hard enough
@anthonybeaumont77407 ай бұрын
Still streamed on Dailymotion
@Reggae27037 ай бұрын
Your lucky to have the dvds
@charlottebowes76667 ай бұрын
‘Yaaw right?’
@i_wouldprefer_not_to11967 ай бұрын
He’s so camp after all that manly build up, I die laughing 😂
@markb67417 ай бұрын
Big Pink Paradise 😂
@michaelking86427 ай бұрын
If laughter were art this was painted by DaVinci .
@Graylad846 ай бұрын
Can you hear me now paddy can you hear me now look im on the bus 😂
@czeshirecat62785 ай бұрын
He played all the different characters like a pro. Great fun guy :)
@dannyedwards68106 ай бұрын
2024 and I still can't cope 😅😂😂 the days
@MrBigyin19755 ай бұрын
Im getting the word...................NONCE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andynorris35375 ай бұрын
One of the all time great comedy series's
@EllisTheOdd5 ай бұрын
"Oh it's real, my friend. It's real - you better believe it!" 😂
@keithpilkington9073 ай бұрын
Thanks for that phenix nights and max and paddy are really well writain and good comedy ideas do more please make a come back max and pad or Brian Potter and the cruel there all good actors love it
@poppamic7 ай бұрын
Snake eggs..... 😂
@jakescriven97057 ай бұрын
Genuinely a huge huge part of my childhood watching this back at home On a Friday night at the pub with my dad and a kebab haha Too many laughs too many lines still quoted to this day… Man deserves a knighthood in my eyes
@gitgoodpainting61357 ай бұрын
So impossible to watch now. Bless you for this Peter.
@sports8727 ай бұрын
Why is there a laughter track on it now? Oi love, look at the lights
@matthewkingsmill73727 ай бұрын
It looks like some clips are taken from an awards show or something similar
@Z561-k6jАй бұрын
26:14 the awkward crowd participation with the performance. Iconic.
@dnakatomiuk5 ай бұрын
The bouncy castle bit it hilarious
@Albert_O_Balsam3 ай бұрын
Amazing how the cost of the cork floor goes from £30k to £40k in a matter of minutes.
@jockthelock12345 ай бұрын
Our very own Davros, I nearly pissed meself 🤣
@garywilson56066 ай бұрын
Well i mean once or twice, I'm not a machine 😂😂
@OodjamiflopsАй бұрын
dont take a rocket scientist lmfao
@DDWESАй бұрын
Hahaha break the door in. With my back? No your foot! 😂😂😂
@NeilSwann4 ай бұрын
21:33 when you’re introduced to the in laws for the first time 😂
@jasonatkins68595 ай бұрын
"We've not got a licence for this"
@Shurrupnarstoopid2 ай бұрын
“You spelt it wrong……what’s a pyskick?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Steve3262 ай бұрын
New series needed!
@kellymorris95897 ай бұрын
Love the series so funny
@whh39467 ай бұрын
15:39 The best example of a proper northerner 😂
@hb1993scfc4 ай бұрын
Love how the price of the cork floor kept getting higher🤣