Max Reveals Secrets of Meeting Zendaya and Thoughts on THAT Billie Eilish Moment

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[@han.ridl3y]

Max pls take yr themed ep and make it glee and make george guess if certain storylines are true or not 😁🙏

[@hannahsandnes8609]

THAT IS SO GOOD

[@han.ridl3y]

@@hannahsandnes8609 THANK YOU FELLOW HANNAH HAVE A GREAT DAY 🫶

[@lucyloo2874]

this is amazing

[@cheonsazu]

This would be so fun! I hope he does this

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

That’d be a good enjoyable ep I reckon

[@AnIrishMan500]

Just watched the part about Encephalitis. Thanks for informing us George. Best wishes to your Mum.

[@shanniedxx]

I’ve never heard of Encephalitis before this. Thank you for using your platform to bring awareness to something that needs it. Sending lots of positive thoughts to George’s mum.

[@havenot3893]

Hope George's mom is doing okay. I know the struggle he is talking about when even doctors know the disease very well. I recently lost my father to a neurological disease called progressive supranuclear palsy. It took ages to diagnose and outside of our neurologist, most other doctors didn't know what it was and needed to read up on it. It was really really tough. I hate the fact diseases like this exist and you pretty much can't do anything to prevent them or treat them.

[@JBW27]

1:00 Best Cam Kirkham impression ever 😂😂

[@lilybellek]

This podcast is the reason I love Sundays

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

They need to get Arthur hills mum on

[@poppyalsford]

george looks so real in this

[@jejepalmer]

stop hurting his feelings. it’s really insensitive. imagine if he’s actually real and he’s been seeing these comments that would be so upsetting for him.

[@harrietbrxwn]

@@jejepalmergood job he’s not real then

[@bun9183]

Thank you for educating us and spreading awareness George

[@han.ridl3y]

cant wait for them to get theo baker on the pod to react to Max's cruelty 🙏

[@Rosie0s]

I always time my Sundays perfectly 💜

[@jcflagg6540]

George , Just saw the Sidemen - YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE video.. And you were hilarious!!!

[@jessclaypole5128]

the outfit is giving grandad x

[@JBW27]

41:36 Someone's going to clip that, I already know it 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😅 Probably with a caption like "George feels ✨bonita✨💃🏻" 😂

[@stnedcarrott]

i think max should put george in drag in his next episode 😂 i’d love to see that

[@melanieparker9919]

Please let it be, Arthur Hills Mum, as your special guest, and get he to bring Arthur too, maybe. 😅❤❤❤

[@Medcanuk]

Martin lewis money saving ecxpert hahahah

[@Catsandcamera]

Every sci fi and dystopian film has shown us again and again that all that tech will not be good for humans, yet we still strive for it for some reason?!

[@AnIrishMan500]

Terminator 2 Judgement Day is the one that scares me the most.

[@alperhsn]

I would get tickets but as a 23 year old gay man I feel like it’ll just be 17 year old girls 😂

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

@alperhsn. I know what you mean but I'm sure there will be a fairly large gay contingent - buy a ticket, you'll be grand! I'm not so fortunate, I would *love* to go but I'd be mistaken for someone's mum (if I'd had them in my 30s!!!) I know it's a cliche but you are as old as you feel - I love this kind of content, my favourite KZbinrs are these two, Stephen Tries, Cam Kirkham - I like their personalities. Oh and George is obviously gorgeous which has nothing to do with it 😉✌

[@sofiaaaxo]

I’m not a gay man but I’m 22 and will be going to one of the shows, so i can at least confirm that there will be people our age there, I’m pretty sure a large part of the crowd will be early to mid twenties. I also agree with the other person that commented: I’m sure there will be lots of queer people there!

[@milka2262]

as a 17yo girl, pls come pookie 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@bethanniehumphreys2871]

Omg Arthur hill's song could legit be Harry styles! 🤯

[@rubyellis-smith6300]

thanks george my alexa farted 'triumphantly'

[@darrenhamilton-k8y]

I love having an alarm telling me when this comes out I feel special being the first view

[@Katiesdumpingground]

28:00 Thanks guys, got a Battersea dogs and cats home AD after that 😭

[@irichaustralia]

You're right Max, they SAY Zendaya's name wrong nearly all the time. From jump, for years now, I've processed it as intentional. They KNOW EXACTLY how to pronounce her name. It's LITERALLY in her name as you demonstrated. It's envy, jealousy, insecurity & wanting to relegate her elsewhere, make her

[@ilhaamelmi831]

30:38 i hope u guys realize how much u say the same things at the same time like the ums and ahs and the laughs, recently small things have become very synchronised

[@AnIrishMan500]

Max you asked us to say things we notice that you and George always do. And these are only mannerisms I suppose. But George ALWAYS turns and looks upward into the distance over the camera when he's trying to decide his opinion on a something 32:21. And you often touch the inside of your left eye with your left hand for no apparent reason 31:11. These are just two small behaviours that I constantly notice having watched many episodes of the Useless Hotline! 😀

[@literally_ur_dad357]

46:10 be more chill fans are quaking rn

[@maddieloveland5121]

Really nice to see George opening up about something really important that’s effected him 🩷

[@missshadebmth7567]

We just skipping over George sayin “G-enuinly 😂

[@ME-bl3xg]

i cant with the nuero link as they test on animals and loads of articles have shown how traumatised they are !😪

[@hollyreynolds884]

that and it’s absolutely terrifying to think this might be out future. not a world i wanna raise children in by any means

[@han.ridl3y]

CANT WAIT TO WATCH BESTIES 🫶🫶

[@emilysyoutubeaccount4894]

Max, doing weights etc will help your knees and other joints. I have the same issue :)

[@louvelvet]

pissing myself with laughter at this ep

[@gracedorsey5849]

Thank you for the ginger solidarity

[@beepboopbeep111]

The story of the guy that wanted shit stuffed down his arse has been repeated 1 too many times MAX

[@erinrosie]

missed out on tour tickets for Bristol ): Love listening to your guys podcast each and every week

[@HeartbeatCN]

Billie Eilish's complaints might be because of certain TikTokers' behavior at the event. Also, the Grammy's isn't decided by a board of old people. It's decided by pretty everyone in the music industry.

[@arianaceniti]

Just a totally random thought/ concept but I think it would be a funny and great idea if you both challenged yourself to become totally different characters for as long as you can. Like put on completely different accents and see how long you can last being that person. Just an idea 😅

[@OfficiallyAmy]

I agree, I think the Billie thing was taken out of context! Her brother’s longtime girlfriend (Claudia Sulewski) is literally a content creator

[@RANIAxxx777]

She’s right regardless tiktoker shouldn’t be in an events what they do what they offer ?

[@elliembh1726]

​@@RANIAxxx777 cheaper or even free advertising for the events they're at, a lot of influencers get invited to premieres then post photos of themself there and more people become aware of the film or whatever

[@RANIAxxx777]

@@elliembh1726 influencers = tiktoker girl most of the people there only do tiktok dances and gossip

[@kookieeee31]

Early for once ❤

[@m1scha]

so lifelike :(

[@elizabethmarvelfan9033]

Marvel defo gonna use ai to do their next movie 😂

[@ee-uj5hq]

The tour link is not working for me. Is anyone having the same problem?

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

Sorry but what's a BBL? Seriously - I don't know what it stands for ✌

[@nocap959]

brazilian butt lift

[@hollyreynolds884]

Brazilian Butt Lift I believe

[@alexandriaawhite]

as an American nobody ever says zendaya's name wrong!

[@aranwater4206]

Time stamp for zendaya story ?

[@AnIrishMan500]

15:25

[@phoebeeowens]

give us gingers a break. we aren't that bad -__-

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Honestly I've never understood why being ginger is seen as bad. I'm Irish so there's quite a lot, two of my best friends are. Btw, if that's you in your pfp, your gorgeous

[@elanya_xox]

I totally agree, never understood the hate gingers get. It’s such a beautiful hair colour ! 😻

[@robertratiganharte8436]

Max did you bang your head off that white board to your right?.

[@conradsgf]

do u have to be 18 to get into limelight for the show in belfast 😭

[@baronthegermanshepherd9404]

One thing I’ve notice each pod is there’s always at least one point during the episode I sigh and in my head I say “George, let max finish his sentence… you don’t have to make everything some sort of joke or pun” … it can get excessive sometimes and just wrong place wrong time sort of thing… Nonetheless , love you both and will continue to watch every week ❤️

[@irichaustralia]

Zendaya is 5'10.

[@magdos7160]

4727th

[@magdos7160]

4.6kth

[@clough2178]

Early

[@527human]

why does george keep gaslighting max omg

[@elanya_xox]

A gaslighting king😂

[@mattshuma5425]

Max, you’re actually wrong. No one pronounces Zendaya that way in American. Why are you lying?

[@admori7633]

Can you stop talking about heights?? I don't understand feet!! I keep pausing to see the conversion 😢😢