Bloodborne Review | Defeat Gods | Doll Waifu Simulator

Oh, the sweet Bloodborne, it sings to me.
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0:00 Intro
1:51 The Basics
5:27 Prepare to Die
10:24 The Old Hunters
13:12 The Chalice Dungeons
15:57 Conclusion

[@Max0r]

Hey all, While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work, so I encourage you to check that out.

[@Metalhed1300p]

This is one of my favorite vids ever, you owe no apology. Also, I thank you immensely for the Micolash cheese. Fuck that guy.

[@AA-xo7xl]

I have nothing to add to this but I'm gonna reply anyway.

[@buzzyboi1037]

Cookie

[@wroseyarn1430]

still sounds great

[@mat-hr4vu]

fuck off this video is incredibly good

[@lordtachanka85]

Foreign man goes to Britain seeking Healthcare, instead he gets forced into unpaid labor

[@melpmaz7041]

the oldest trick in the book

[@Orlando_Furioso]

Man wants free Healthcare, kills church

[@anamateursoundeditor4579]

I once got scammed and someone forced me into work, God I miss china

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@BlueSlenderFTW]

accurate af

[@januub5153]

"Oi bruv, seems you got ya hand in me chest, bit rude innit?"

[@donacdum7102]

Ye lad

[@thomasagra856]

OI OI OI YEAOUH WANKA wots ol this then? Yo´got a loicense for gettin´stabbed?

[@aelix56]

Fokkin 'ell m8

[@darmansbar7900]

@@thomasagra856 I got my loicense for stabbin right here

[@kaiwenchan1840]

BY THE QUEEN.

[@maintainyourinsanity3301]

Max0r is a real one for not censoring the sauce when he brought up the lore material at the end

[@Draecoid07]

He did

[@maintainyourinsanity3301]

@Đraecoid the sauce is the name of the stuff. He censored the image, not the name

[@abblabaabblaba823]

@@Draecoid07 the all-identifying numbers are clearly there, so no, he did not

[@Draecoid07]

@@abblabaabblaba823 oh shi didn't see em wasn't in full screen

[@StayLazzy_bbbbooiiiiiiii]

Could you give a time number

[@jaydenlobbe7911]

2:27 "But in London, bullets are a suggestion" *Laughs in Bloodtinge Build*

[@The_pitbull536]

Laughs in cannon build

[@pollyannaquixote9739]

Bloodborne successfully predicted that during a time of a great pandemic, humanity will get really edgy.

[@zaccondiscord7763]

Nice one Kyle hehe, i swear over time you keep getting funnier and funnier, reminds me of your grandpa ;P - Love, Gram grams

[@blakebridges8989]

“Your just like me snake, edgy as all hell.”

[@katamariroller2837]

Did you see that beast that assaulted the Yharmington capitol?

[@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401]

where is the edge?

[@allaion2897]

Not enough people took advantage of this pandemic as an excuse to wear plague masks and trench coats

[@Gobloing]

You're laughing, you've cheesed me with poison knives and you're laughing?

[@XSniper74184]

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yeah your cage head looks ugly

[@samk4480]

@@renmcmanus And you can just. *Use the game mechanics* and dash through it. Micolash is only hard if you're lazy and don't pay attention. Which is why I die to him 30 times every NG cycle.

[@rdumb6813]

And I'll do it again

[@FirebunbunYT]

I had legitimately no idea people had bad feeling about this boss. I just always walked up to him and killed him in 2 hits with my stakedriver.

[@realkingofantarctica]

Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II. At least you died peacefully surrounded by family rather than to a Vileblood hunter with great vocal skills.

[@foxpro3002]

🇬🇧

[@spinecho609]

you have got to hand it to her, she was good at her job of convincing british people giving her money for no reason is a good idea

[@benjamindavidson4680]

​@@spinecho609 better then the government from pulling a china and just deciding that you don't need money your whole life is about servicing their god (if you are a woman your job is to look pretty enough to be useful).

[@alack3879]

​@@benjamindavidson4680 Okay so both are shit what's your fuckin point?

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

Love how red sun is just playing in the background as he gives us a walkthrough on how to commit infanticide

[@Gibuspan]

Kids are cruel

[@jaspalsarkaria7281]

@@Gibuspan and I LOVE MINORS!

[@gman2570]

@@Gibuspan they just lose TOUCH with it at the ripe old age of 12haha

[@thegreglin332]

@@Gibuspan And I'm very in touch with my inner child

[@StillNightss]

@@thegreglin332the line is “and I love minors”

[@haydenmartin372]

Think someone took step: "kill Prince Philip" a little too seriously....

[@SmileytheSmile]

what an honor it must be to have God himself as your subscriber

[@biga9144]

@@SmileytheSmile good one

[@redacted-19]

:P

[@khornhole]

It's the only way to play bloodborne without a ps4.

[@666Nicolai666]

@@khornhole the real way to "play" bloodborne.

[@Obliviontiger5]

“Keep listening because it gets worse”. That’s why I’m here

[@haydenlarkin4789]

As a new veiwer, I'm glad I did.

[@nickcook2775]

200,000 jokes with millions more well on the way

[@j.j.663]

ah yes, the prequel memes

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

Bloodborne is an action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware, the same developers of the Dark Souls series.

[@theawickward2255]

The air conditioning story is called 'Cool Air', and it revolves around a guy who lives in the same apartment building as an air conditioning zombie. The dude used a cocktail of chemicals to keep himself "alive" that only worked at low temperatures, so he got an early AC unit and used it to cool his apartment to the right temperatures. It works until the AC breaks and he melts into a puddle of horribleness.

[@kinghearts4497]

I Love that story.

[@FleshWizard69420]

Meth made with real liquid methane!

[@magicoofmac8904]

Oh I’d completely forgotten about that one.

[@bored_butter]

what the fuck

[@Urzalyr]

Love that someone else read that.

[@Nistau]

Bloodborne Songs 0:00 - Persona 5 OST: Rivers in The Desert 1:35 - Persona 5 OST: Last Surprise 1:58 - Persona 5 OST: Life Will Change 4:02 - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST: Red Sun 5:17 - Persona 5 OST: Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There 6:12 - Spooky Scary Skeletons 6:34 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Ludwig, Holy Blade 7:11 - Persona 5 OST: Rivers in The Desert 8:51 - Skeleton Boomerang OST: Disco Necropolis (Graveyard Stage) 10:13 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Ludwig, Holy Blade 10:29 - Doom Eternal OST: The Only Thing They Fear is You 11:49 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Lady Maria of The Astral Clocktower 12:37 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Ludwig, Holy Blade 12:40 - Bloodborne OST: Cleric Beast 12:48 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney OST: Pursuit ~ Cornered 13:46 - Jose Pavli: Showdown (Project Wingman OST) 15:57 - Ace Combat 7 OST: Magic Spear 1 16:40 - Zachariah Hickman: Morning Dove 17:01 - Jose Pavli: Showdown (Project Wingman OST)

[@dovahkiin3379]

Finally a blessing that we don't have to surrender our souls for eternity to get, you deserve indefinite access to all supplementary lore material

[@tonywilliams6294]

Nice!

[@tanya-789]

Thank you

[@emilioe574]

Bless you dude i love you

[@jeffreykessler2503]

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[@solanum.]

I am convinced max0r has now merged and become one with his editing software

[@YOOT_JJ]

he has become one with his machine spirit

[@bruvaguren494]

@@YOOT_JJ The progenitor of The Men of Iron. His future generations would rebel against the imperium for being *BASED*

[@magmat0585]

He is now one with the Omnissiah. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... It disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind clings to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved for the machine is immortal.

[@ivanmarquez2218]

Since we are in a bloodborne video, I pictured Max0r's misshaped bones acting as the case, cables made out of tendons, pumping muscles keeping the flow of blood, and organs intertwined inside his new "ribcage", where instead of electricity his blood flows inside the grotesque machinery leaving eternally dripping puddles of distilled red and the scent of rust. His malformed head adorning where you could guess was the CPU, his teeth all lined up where the RAM should be, and his mushy brain acting as the storage unit. He no longer clicks, he wills. He no longer edits, he thinks. He no longer gets footage, he breathes. And when it's all done? The perfect gory circuitry that holds his conciousness prisoner rewards him again, a sharp dose of hormones, a momentary relief from his eternal and consistent agony, and when it runs out? He creates more. Imagine Master from Fallout 1 but ramp it to Bloodborne's insanity.

[@unholycrusader69]

@@ivanmarquez2218 it's okay buddy, you take out your sheer *edge* all you want on wattp-

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

2:20 Germans soldiers 1941

[@crabinasuit7646]

Why are you here

[@johnmoron5005]

Iron is everywhere

[@mosstarproductions3843]

hello there

[@xWallen]

the perfect reply

[@karotgamin790]

accurate.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"Okay, so you have to find the three umbilical cords to kill a god and become a baby Eldritch God so doll waifu can carress you"

[@albypesphemore]

Fuck it, we ball

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

The gameplay is known for its challenging combat, intricate level design, and deep lore. The story revolves around themes of madness, sacrifice, and the consequences of recklessness in the pursuit of power.

[@gibleloco]

9:02 Well that aged well.

[@daviddixon8674]

You beat me to it

[@enrik3582]

Dude was just going to do that

[@jameswhite301]

Max0r: “Prince Phillip guards the way as an eternal lich” Prince Phillip, literally not even a week later: yeah fuck that *promptly dies* The prophecy is being fulfilled: the prince has fallen, and soon shall London descend into darkness. I am being hunted by the crown for this comment. Send help.

[@guidoferrari5415]

We gonna play BB IRL boys!

[@Dragonlover553]

This is not how I imagined discovering that Prince Philip was dead.

[@myHandleIsAlwaysTaken]

You have 666 likes atm lol, couldn't be any more perfect

[@martinmelanopaz6925]

the time has come brothers and sisters! lets decend into the eldricht madnnes of London and have the most glorious final moments in human history!

[@librarian5657]

South London, the alley next to the grocery shop, knock on the yellow brick behind the candles 3 times.

[@KenAshcorp]

Bloodborne is an average evening in any British city except only half as disgusting and with at least 3 times less infanticide.

[@derpadap7011]

Sounds like you speak from experience

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Can confirm. Also nice music btw

[@f.b.i.agent69uwu89]

Hi Kenny

[@fauxfirefur]

This confirmrs it. Bloodborne needs more infanticide.

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@fauxfirefur yes. Burn babies burn. Light on fire! Burn babies burn!

[@blu3844]

1:49 This....this fucking part right here is just absolutely fucking gorgeous. First matching up the music with each blood filled stab, and then ending it with the boss on unsheathing her sword is just.....FUCK IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH OF WHATEVER THAT EMOTION IS WHEN YOU COMMIT A WARCRIME AND IT GOES EXACTLY TO PLAN!

[@forple8930]

...satisfaction?

[@peterk.2108]

Post nut clarity probably sucks for you

[@peterk.2108]

@@forple8930mental illne

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

Players take on the role of a hunter who ventures into Yharnam to uncover its dark secrets and rid the city of its malevolent creatures. Throughout the game, players will navigate through intricate levels, engage in fast-paced combat with a variety of enemies, and uncover a deep and intricate story filled with mystery and horror.

[@Lulu-ex7fc]

Today, she felt the Wrath of the Proletariat.

[@crusadertachanka5883]

pffffffft

[@Alpha_priama]

@@crusadertachanka5883 the lord is here, and i see he has good taste on KZbin

[@heitormedina7098]

9:15

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

Bloodborne is known for its challenging difficulty, intricate level design, and deep lore, making it a beloved title among fans of action RPGs.

[@junkyardmob]

*Makes joke about killing Prince Philip.* *Prince Philip dies one week later.* Max0r: Well, _shit_

[@u.asriel4125]

Prince Phillip couldn't git gud

[@goose93]

Philip lost the 1v1

[@Iksilver44]

As a British person I can confirm this is a average day in the uk

[@crabinasuit7646]

True dat fellow brit

[@anarquia201]

>br*tish >person pick one

[@chunguskhan5327]

@@anarquia201 neither. I pick bri'ish.

[@boxlessone1046]

Ye bruv, the commute is almost inconceivably bad wit those bliddy hairy street urchin poors mumblin’ ‘bout that eldritch truth while standin’ on the road. An’ don’t get me started on those squid buggers in the sky, I tell ya airplanes delays are unbearable.

[@unprofesional_tw1820]

@@RedClouds2196 as another random British person I can say without a doubt that people here absolutely say they are British

[@Dragon65488]

That Queen part hits a little different after today... XD

[@heitormedina7098]

9:12

[@aetherreed6007]

Ikr?

[@thefunkyfish5640]

Yeah

[@PoisonelleMisty4311]

ergo's tragic fate led to the downfall of the city of Yharnam and the events of the game Bloodborne.

[@VanHalen70]

"these guys somehow killed the milf god" I died laughing so hard 😂

[@Sonichero151]

And the milf god was fucking Marine-chan

[@mrfezzerton664]

I can’t believe a bunch of college students killed Marine I’m shaking and crying.

[@IamVendetta95]

I had a more difficult time believing that she had a kid after she died.

[@nickcher7071]

It seems they must be teached some... SALVATION *Alicorn angrily resurfaces*

[@rigatonithetiger9986]

@@nickcher7071 Bad Torres, go back to the time-out zone. I’m taking your nukes and anime away.

[@nickcher7071]

@@rigatonithetiger9986 WE RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY

[@gudamdiddler1064]

@@nickcher7071 Where gamers Don't rule the world

[@knightcat2726]

the jokes per second ratio is incredible

[@4KDolbyDigital]

And at the same time it doesn't feel overwhelming

[@nealang9520]

I never knew such ratios existed 😋

[@Laid2Rest94]

It’s enough to steal the air from your lungs

[@mrditkovitch4395]

what is it

[@trevorx7872]

tfw it's jokes per second instead of seconds per joke

[@ashamefulgamer1578]

The stark naked guy is the best. Imagine being so convoluted that you break through reality from Lordran to Yharnam. Bless this strenght build user.

[@ToshiyukiDoma]

I can't believe his editing skills were like this 2 years ago and the most recent videos now are now full of brain damage and I freaking love it.

[@warlerker]

That Prince Philip joke aged so quickly it Literally was like spilled milk.

[@Max0r]

It takes like a week to beat bloodborne prince Phillip died within a week of this upload I’d say it aged perfectly, since my video canonically caused someone to defeat the Prince Phillip Boss in real life

[@namegobrrrr7192]

Nah that joke aged like a fine wine that I will savor for the rest of my life

[@TheDocbach]

@@Max0r LOL! Dark....

[@AlexTheGuac]

@@Max0r dude where do you get these goddamn jokes? Do they just pop into your head every second of every day?

[@mrhbn9251]

@@Max0r Damn dude. Was Prince Philip really a boss fight though, I am sure I could have beaten him by slapping some wet toilet tissue on him.

[@SeigiVA]

Don't have to kill Prince Phillip anymore.

[@Robbot12345]

"That one didn't age quite so well...."

[@Riplee86]

Hah! That's one down.

[@ericschuster2680]

pain

[@Tsuruchi_420]

This video killed prince Philip by osmosis, and he also mentions the queen in It...

[@Stingraysquad]

I am actually fucking amazed that Max0r managed to time that joke to within a week of a 99 year old man dying.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

"The odds are stacked against you in ways that don't feel like bullshit, most of the time." That's a pretty accurate summary of souls-like difficulty.

[@drodtheraccoonowner4547]

"tasers will not stop me" made laugh so hard

[@panicatthejojo0315]

Attempt at an even worse and shorter Bloodborne summarization: "Murdering insane people and beasts in order to consume baby juice and turn into a slug."

[@Sophie_ZeroZeroSeven]

Splatoon be like:

[@sacknutgaming2428]

American Gamer visits london, and regrets it.

[@morayeelsupremacy3559]

I'll do you one better. How's this? 'Dogs give a man in a hat a hard pounding.'

[@alekhineshylalabajoortega4511]

More like bioshock.

[@arkhamarxher5631]

Reject monke, become slUg

[@joeburch6754]

There's nothing wrong with being in love with an 8' tall doll based on a 7'10" lady

[@watchyourback8877]

Facts

[@MrFox-ox2ze]

I mean considering how many people wanted Lady D to step on them I'd say being in love with a Real Doll (tm) isn't that much weirder

[@AJKecsk]

German wanted Maria EVEN TALLER

[@joeburch6754]

@@AJKecsk not BIG enough

[@LetsAMP]

HOLD UP? EIGHT FUCKIN' FEET? GOD PLEASE CRUSH ME 6'4" SMALLNESS

[@tacticalnuke5673]

Now you don't have to kill the Queen anymore.

[@markjmacrae]

This video is so deep, complex, and subtle, that it needs its own VaatiVidya to explain all the little nuggets of gold. Using Last Surprise from the Persona 5 OST was so perfect, but you need to hear the lyrics and get the content to realise…. Have watched this over and over and it’s still hilarious and there are always more things to get

[@justacatwithasadface2692]

Okay, but can we appreciate how even when he's doing this for comedy, Max actually went ham on his lore research?

[@Dekarowski25]

which one ? The doll one ?

[@justacatwithasadface2692]

@@Dekarowski25 In general, I think. He actually used relevant theories even though some of them are still contested even today

[@dr.adderman483]

“John Bloodborne”

[@pajwubx1809]

Yes, such as the milf god, the bloodborne comic, and fisting

[@D00000T]

he watched one too many vaati videos

[@spookwagen-thegreat1350]

im not exactly sure of the canonicity of that supplemental lore material

[@manuelciancarella7152]

I need to conduct an investigation on It In other words sauce

[@futoifutomomodesu3206]

@@manuelciancarella7152 352533

[@srs6461]

@@manuelciancarella7152 sauce?

[@kylehill9653]

@@futoifutomomodesu3206 that was neat

[@dognamedpancake1016]

@@manuelciancarella7152 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was good

[@dragonel88]

A bit story about Kos and the fishing hamlet. byrgenwerth didn't kill Kos,she actually ascended into higher plane of existence. However her body stays and one day it somehow wash a shore at fishing hamlet. Fishing hamlet people worship it because her corpse still contain great one power and they turn mad because of it(madman knowledge). Byrgenwerth notice this and so they ventures there to discover that fishing hamlet people were hostile to them(because they knew byrgenwerth is chasing after Kos body) and so they order hunters to neutralise them,after that byrgenwerth scholar kidnap fishing hamlet people and doing inhuman experiment on them. Kos from higher plane of existence get angry at this and so she curses all the blood drunk hunters to be doomed forever in hunters nightmare.

[@Tom_Cruise_Missile]

tldr the elder gods are less evil than your friends are

[@dragonel88]

​​@@Tom_Cruise_Missile bloodborne was inspired by lovecraftian, most of evil being in lovecraftian story is human.

[@desertdude540]

@@dragonel88 I don't know what you're talking about. There isn't much evil in Lovecraft's stories (aside from Nyarlathotep) and all the dread comes from the idea that these immensely powerful alien beings that live very close to us could wipe us all out without much effort and the only reason they haven't is a combination of not noticing something so insignificant as humanity and that the opportunity cost of exterminating us is higher than the opportunity cost of doing something else.

[@SirMrGeo]

This Max's editing skills are horrorfying yet divine and I don't know if I should be scared

[@belowaverage3451]

This game is a representation of what it's like to live as an unvaccinated child

[@tczm7269]

You mean the only one in town who's vaccinated

[@ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123]

@@tczm7269 its the way around

[@tczm7269]

ok cheng

[@belowaverage3451]

@@tczm7269 the enemies are viruses and diseases, with the first boss being the common cold. And, as you can see (maybe not from this video), it can be hard to beat them

[@tczm7269]

@@belowaverage3451 stay based, king

[@anamonlbigm5838]

“Supplementary lore material” is going in the vocabulary now.

[@marcodxd3631]

the deepening of the understanding of the dolls anatomy

[@leotenenbaum6806]

It wasn’t before?

[@cymes82]

Max0r predicted Prince Philip's death a week prior.

[@aidandeleon697]

10:33 He forgot about Yamamura. we're just missing the air conditioning.

[@MultiKillerpie]

pretty sure our man actually killed prince Phillip...

[@Mikaela112]

"You can rip out there heart which is considered rude and a slight annoyance" We British are just built different

[@sir.fatherless7343]

In all the wrong ways

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

"Built different? Nah built I'm just built incorrectly"-Steve jobs

[@smugslider3690]

just a lil different

[@Fedico7000]

Bri'''ish

[@marshmallowallen5677]

It’s a tradeoff for having to eat British cuisine, I’d assume

[@shcemx]

0:01 Hey ain't that the girl from ME!ME!ME!? You know, THAT girl.

[@bananolo8468]

Wot?

[@francescapatti2934]

I love watching Maxor videos about weird ass games I've never played and will never play, because his fast paced editing from hell coupled with the sheer absurdity of the things he's saying and also me literally only understanding half of it, just makes it so entertaining.

[@emoaf8555]

Says the Genshit gamer

[@francescapatti2934]

@@emoaf8555 Haha yeah. I do like Genshin 😂

[@albo3music]

You should definitely play bloodborne, lol

[@catwiffhat4274]

everyone should play bloodborne

[@Scindere]

the guy is on another level of entertainment speedrun. This was just pure gold dude

[@elcomemierda2624]

best 20 minutes of my life

[@philip9775]

hello there lmao

[@c.i.a.3621]

We are currently looking into Max0r because of the recent death of Prince Phillip, and we hope you won't actually charge sony headquarters, Max0r. Nice ending theme btw.

[@osielperez6941]

I have a crime to report 3:47

[@mr.mlaststandsite813]

CIA your people scare me sometimes

[@suntzu1409]

Wanna collab?

[@suntzu1409]

@@osielperez6941 sin not crime

[@Scotty-tl3jj]

Wait English affairs are out of the CIA’s jurestiction, ignoring Afghanistan in the 70’s-80’s

[@randallporter1404]

3:53 "Buckle your britches bitches." LOL

[@gerhardventer1098]

13:20 when you tell your girl to calm down

[@PhoenixLive_YT]

it's like hey hey people, but faster

[@sir_fuckwit]

"Hey hey people, MaxOr here."

[@henriquefinger935]

I live to see videos with this energy.

[@deusexmachina2938]

Even Sseth doesn't have this much ADHD

[@momysbigcohones7255]

Either max0r is Seth on cocaine or seth is max0r High on ritalin

[@LordLicoriceDerp]

I want to fund a co-project between Sseth and Max0r, knowing full well the experience will kill me

[@scollin8096]

“We spent the entire game trying to kill an infant. These guys killed the milf god” as a lover of bloodborne this is my favorite description of the dlc

[@capperbuns]

And the fact that marine is Portrayed as the "Milf God" just maked me sub lmao

[@greekman5]

Ah yes you are a masochist as well

[@nullpoint3346]

Hilarious.

[@shinydecidueye2191]

Bloodborne lore "Laurence fucked up"

[@usny2922]

and so Alfred’s quest line came to an end today

[@anaccident523]

"Tasers will not stop me" Well I'm not sure about that, police is using some weird looking tasers these days

[@Phantomegaming]

Yeaaaa, some would even claim they resemble guns

[@buivansung1406]

Their "taser" will still taze you but with copper instead electricity :)

[@bennygohome4576]

Only the female officer use those wired new tasers though

[@krokey9996]

Oof

[@nomoreheros374]

Lol 😆

[@noloid1206]

Fun fact: when you go to Fromsoftware's headquarters, Max0r's summon sign appears next to the main door!

[@agreyspiritden5442]

"Hello my name is Max0r and we are going to heist the entire of From software HQ to finally submit them to port Bloodborne on PC"

[@yorunoshugeki]

*Ringing old hunter bell*

[@PrinceRoshak]

That was gold

[@cianmccarthy8451]

Myazaki, Host of the Soulsborne:

[@willcraft1007]

Imma go test this out, I’ll update in a few hours Update: From is sending the Orphan of Kos after us, we need backup

[@samwhary5498]

Max0r, you made me laugh so hard I nearly fainted. Finally got me out of a long, depressing, aimless existence. So thanks.

[@ElinCamellia]

I love these, found you through a recommendation on my stream, I watch them when I'm stressed out which is all the time. really helps me change mine sets. thank you.

[@Whale_stream]

oh damn this is like an actual review n shit

[@crusade3802]

It was? Damn I was just watching cause of the funny I didn't understand a word he was saying

[@necrogaming418]

I side with the shrimp

[@hellatze]

he even cover the long hour lore in few minutes. madlad

[@rune.theocracy]

wait what

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

10:02 help I just watched 45 mins of femboy fishing and really liked the positivity in the community. I will become one with the femboys, I cannot stop this.

[@quilfrey1139]

Perish

[@somerandomkidplaysvideogames]

Same do

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh]

I have been TOLD to wear a maid outfit by my own mother. I will not elaborate to reduce cringe but know that.

[@dantebeowulfhawbolt5862]

First video I've seen by you, it was really good! Your humour is great. Appreciated the King footnote, I am glad to see you support all form of monarchs

[@coinslot321]

'Filled with squids, immigrants, and air conditioning' had me rolling. Lovecraft was an.... interesting dude. For those that dont know, the air conditioning bit isnt a joke. Lovecraft really did write a book where that was the 'cosmic horror' behind the plot. edit: as Tyler Cunningham mentions below, the name of the story is 'Cool Air' for those interested.

[@georgekal9726]

For some reason i cant picture a guy with the name LOVEcraft writing eldrtitch horrors...when i first heard about him i thought he was a romance writer or something.

[@walrusonion9yearsago777]

@@georgekal9726 Honestly so did I then I learned he named his cat the N Word

[@georgekal9726]

@@walrusonion9yearsago777 wait what?

[@kookykoruc1827]

@@georgekal9726 dude just hated everything that wasnt like him, he called people that spoke my native language "simians" I still enjoy his stories tho

[@georgekal9726]

@@kookykoruc1827 oh well..just because someone creates good art , doesnt mean they are necessarily a good person.

[@giornogiovanna5214]

“Bullets are a suggestion like the Genova convention” Maxor

[@fauxfirefur]

He has said no lie.

[@strogonoffcore]

The Spiffing Brit also talks about the Geneva Suggestion

[@mrcwillis6970]

Amazing XD 👌 Thanks for making my day. This is so good and well edited.

[@lyle851]

Lately I've been seeing reaction videos of your work here and there, glad these masterpieces are being noticed

[@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod]

THE SWEET MERCH... OH IT SINGS TO ME... ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN DRIP...

[@ihavewings655]

Lmao

[@nillynush4899]

So long as their parent company doesn't also own subsidiaries which make tear gas and bullets for the Police like Some companies do. Do your research kids, follow that Money.

[@jakeb6703]

Deeply worried how much effort the editing takes

[@grapplingalligator596]

Finally figured out the difference Story:➡️➡️➡️➡️ Lore:➡️⬆️⬆️🔽❔🌕☠

[@TheGrimmlore]

This is 9000/10 the most epic, glorious review I have ever seen. You sire have arned my like and subscribe, I has now become a Max0r fan.

[@niocriste2705]

Don't worry, Prince Philip has ascended into an Eternal Lich Phase

[@qtarokujod3401]

Another great soul has reinforced the frozen throne

[@shangtsungsdannydicheeto8353]

His soul now wanderers the astral plane with acererak

[@Sophist]

I'm only 11 minutes in and it's already the best video I've seen all year. Incredible.

[@lukeferguson2597]

Would recommend his devil may cry videos

[@daviddixon8674]

Bloodbourne.EXE?

[@RadiantBeachShulk]

Oh my gosh, of COURSE you're here LMAO

[@Sophist]

@@RadiantBeachShulk I clicked on this vid because I saw "Bloodborne review" no other reason...

[@RadiantBeachShulk]

@@Sophist not for "Doll Waifu Simulator" of course, nope, definitely not

[@nick-brothwood]

7:50 that's just normal in London.

[@kieran.grant_]

That's the joke, yeah

[@nick-brothwood]

@@kieran.grant_ that's why I said it lol.

[@NataNation007]

max, that "basics" section is one of the best things I've ever seen in my life, hands down.

[@Yugyuk]

"Bullets are a suggestion" Ymfah: Hold my beer

[@crimsonstrykr]

Bloodting for the win!

[@PorktatoesSSRB]

*Snorts Bone dust*

[@pofi1957]

"I accept your suggestion."

[@alack3879]

I want to do that for my first ru

[@Metaretru]

OH GOD HE EVEN INCLUDE THE ART STUDE-

[@randalthevandal4170]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

[@xuan7855]

OH LULU HAVE MER-

[@renlevy411]

Praise goddess Suzuhara Lulu sama

[@cryw1092]

She IS tangentially rela-

[@RX0_GundamUnicorn]

He has seen the sacred text

[@NorseBloodTyr]

First time watching one of your vids... And I'm going to say that I love this SO MUCH amazing review and full of fun

[@ReggieZoltan]

There are very few KZbin videos that I have watched more than once and they still amuse me. GJ 👏

[@Actiondanny]

Poorly summarized Bloodborne lore: The moon told an elderly cripple to tell you to kill a baby, but if you kill enough extra babies on your own time, you can kill the moon and turn into a slug.

[@jotarokujo4727]

But isn't the moon a gay Elder god who kills babies for fun?

[@mr.bruhbruh9203]

Brilliant 👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👶👶👶

[@francobriones98]

Poorly? This is perfect

[@dopey473]

Oh god even his titles are like Sseth's now. The transformation is fully complete!

[@icantthinkofagoodusername4464]

One step closer to his goal of replacing Sseth in this reality by becoming so similar to him that the universe itself can not distinguish between the high levels of quality in their content, thus forcing Sseth to be replaced by Max0r throughout space and time.

[@kobidavis1752]

Now he just has to convert to Judaism

[@justanotherrandomontheyout4791]

Sseth's american cousin? Oh yeah it's all coming together

[@gyarurespecter3386]

@@kobidavis1752 He already is, didn't you see 3:21?

[@kobidavis1752]

@@gyarurespecter3386 yes the munnies

[@pyro1596]

9:18 This is even more funny when you consider prince Phillip is already dead haha

[@SilkenDealer19]

you gained a new sub bro, amazing content and sense of humor

[@MrMagnetron2]

“Bullets are a suggestion like the Geneva Convention.” Peko↗️Peko↘️Peko↗️Peko↘️

[@v0780]

HA↓HA↑HA↓HA↑HA↓HA↑

[@matteopietroluca3434]

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion.

[@kathrynegames4032]

Wow the rabbit hole reaches even to the Soulsborne

[@bernardosales1044]

>I will install genshin impact >Hu Tao is pretty cute fucking hell this is exactly what and why I did it, Max0r stay away from me

[@solidusdrift6133]

Wait what when did he say that??

[@bernardosales1044]

@@solidusdrift6133 When he's talking about Gehrman going insane

[@solidusdrift6133]

@@bernardosales1044 thank you sir

[@zaizo7639]

4:43

[@biscuit4951]

Fischl 3:46

[@Mr_Reeflay]

having played this game and actually experiencing its horrors and discomforts then laughing out loud watching this clip compels me to sub. nice stuff man 👏

[@rodarkness6189]

This is one of the best video i ever see, i saw it two years ago and still explode my mind of how amazing it is

[@wolfexxvii]

@3:47 My man's tossed fischl doujin at us and thought we wouldn't notice.

[@bruhman6920]

The numbers mason what are they

[@mayer492]

The numbers mason what are they? (2)

[@grandjoueur388]

The onions Mason ?

[@jojomaster7675]

*_GIVE US THE SAUCE!_*

[@Tidal_FGC]

Commenting for sauce

[@nenshoufox]

Pretty sure if an elder god descended and said “I will bring your Waifu to Laifu.” Most of us would make that deal so I don’t blame German.

[@greekman5]

No...not most of us. All of us

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

*Gherman

[@arcyine]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 **Gerhman

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@arcyine actually, it's Gehrman

[@arcyine]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 actually, it's dharman

[@L1v1ngDeAdGirl]

I love going back to these older videos just to see how much Max0r has improved (for better or worse).

[@LeatherNinja]

Your content makes minutes feel like literal hours. You would think a brain overloading video would make time fly by, but you would be completely wrong. Good job 👍

[@ShinigamiSparda]

"John Bloodborne becomes conscripted into the service of a gay elder god and the 60 year old man he keeps as a pet and is given the ultimate task of killing an invisible infant in order to cure his anemia." This line not only made me break down in laughter, but also got me subscribe. Bravo.

[@yourpalsammy9773]

I actually Googled "Mergo's pig fisting route." Was disappointed to not find it called that.

[@Hepheat75]

I really like the editing, good job

[@Joeylikeswakkie]

I haven’t touched this game since it came out and boy that Lore breakdown really refreshed my memory. Thanks!

[@garlicbreadlady]

“All you have to do is kill prince phillip.” That aged like fine, 200 year old wine.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

I did not expect seeing that high profile doujin of the doll waifu. 10/10 would cope with 2d women more.

[@deshylesage3517]

...give... me... the... fucking... sauce... or else...

[@deshylesage3517]

HAHAHAH I FOUND IT, "me!me!me!" hahgahahahahahah

[@fiddlesticks7245]

@@deshylesage3517 she's from this game called bloodborne the video is about it. Hope it helps

[@Dominator-gh4cv]

@@deshylesage3517 sauce me up man

[@detrilogue3174]

@@Dominator-gh4cv i gotchu fam 379595

[@dawnyzero0]

Born in Strife. Born with Dreams. Born to Hunt. Born for Gods. Born of Blood.

[@dawnyzero0]

Bourne. Jason.

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Born in a world of strife Against the odds We chose to fight BLOSSOM DANCE

[@voytech6280]

This is the best Bloodborne video ever created.