DOOM Eternal Review | Alpha Male Gaming | Amogus Edition

[@Max0r]

Hey all, While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work, so I encourage you to check that out.

[@notreallyreii]

tell that to the people who come back to watch this for the shits and giggles. i alternate this video with your genshin review to be schizophrenic.

[@n8zog584]

Yes Papa Max0r

[@amberhernandez]

Average Max0r Doom Eternal review enjoyer

[@n8zog584]

@@amberhernandez 🥲

[@disappointedfather5218]

I mean, yeah you aren't wrong, but this is still a hilarious gem. It's one of the videos that really got me into your content.

[@Avengedtenfold]

"Giant Uncontrollable Deer Titan" That's a unique way to spin puberty, but okay.

[@Ramsey276one]

Teal Deer? No KILLER DEER!

[@karotgamin790]

O

[@phasedcloak2835]

ah yes, the secret 10th Eldians titan of the world, [ Giant Uncomfortable Deer Titan ]

[@phasedcloak2835]

@the golden doomslayer dude, i dont even care which titan win i just wanna see them both go sicko mode

[@vadernation1233]

@the golden doomslayer yeah no shit. His mere existed damned heaven for eternity and was basically eating away at the universe.

[@diarrhea2515]

Honestly the line "Im going to shit yourself" is a scary threat to me

[@Ramsey276one]

Since it would require AT LEAST ONE TYPE OF VORE to pull off XD

[@Seihawhaw]

@@Ramsey276onexD

[@dannychefalo432]

Your profile pic's face is the face I made when I heard that

[@Ramsey276one]

1:02

[@thedenseone6443]

It’s not a threat, *it’s a bloody promise*

[@zikulit0770]

"I'm going to shit yourself." Has to be the most threatening, yet funniest threat ever.

[@greatwavefan397]

Equivalent to "I will steal your cookies" or "I will dropkick your fridge."

[@giantidiot31]

That and, "But Maxor!" I hear you thinking."

[@KhezuOnYourScreen]

@@giantidiot31 *JOSH*

[@thedarkmonarch]

can somebody tell me what that character is?

[@giantidiot31]

@@thedarkmonarch Whatchu mean?

[@pedrosertori6541]

the longer this man stays on earth the funnier his words become

[@iamwoke322]

I played one level of doom MY ADRENALINE IS GOING TO HEAVEN

[@sillyman7274]

@@iamwoke322 godspeed my brother in hell

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Max0r vids make my brain go super serotonin III

[@danteshollowedgrounds]

I don't know I feel like the less anime (cringe) he induces into everything would probably make things more funnier but that's just me lol not everyone can do it like that though.

[@djinn-iv8ku]

Crap

[@wulfski]

"Why does Thailand get to keep all the good monkeys?" My fucking sides.

[@Rat_Fบcker]

We didn't keeping them they taking over our government. Oh shit they coming for me i'm gotta go.

[@mememawah]

@@Rat_Fบcker Couldn't agree more 🤣

[@dylanbell268]

@@Rat_Fบcker you ok my man, did Caesar get you?

[@hellhedgehog2560]

@@Rat_Fบcker Don't worry, reinforcements are on the way. We won't return to monkey, we'll progress to crab.

[@SrinivasAdigopula]

@@hellhedgehog2560 Fuck crab. we will return to monke or gorilla and spin with meathook playing

[@lionwolf7424]

The funniest thing about this video is that Hugo Martin has definitely seen it and is probably very confused

[@OrbInDaFrame]

I do not doubt it And I know thats probably what he is thinking

[@owldarkninja]

there is your 666th like

[@Mr.KidneySnatcher]

777 likes Lucky number

[@speeddemonji9547]

He’s seen it?

[@Cyranek]

laughing on a 10 second delay after my brains processes each thing

[@astalidiot8559]

Sounds about right

[@MykeGG]

noice

[@w.o.jackson8432]

The delay gets longer and longer and then I have to pause to clear the brain backlog.

[@hruaiteasathing7277]

"I Am 10 seconds universe behind the humor"

[@kudjaremastered3362]

about sums it up

[@Sonichero151]

As someone with intense ADHD I am glad to have found a KZbin channel that perfectly resonates with my neuron synapses at the exact speed they fire

[@FIVEBASKET]

Good luck

[@Satire_Filmz]

Danny…that doesn’t wash

[@dawnderhenker]

hahaha I feel with you

[@somenerd8401]

i dont have adhd but also you pulled my exact feelings from my brain

[@liano9711]

​@@somenerd8401homie, I have news

[@Mikigane]

The amount of male hormones in this video made me evolve into man².

[@SnekkerNoodle]

Would that be man * man, which is a married gay couple?

[@sebastianzebrak6548]

Yeah i’m trans, male to alpha male

[@nickcook2775]

G i g a m a n

[@RaskaTheFurry]

so youre a femboy ?

[@orewaren8549]

A man squared. This is so fucking rare

[@KenAshcorp]

Maybe the Doom: Eternal was wanting to collab with Tsunomaki Watame along the way.

[@hobojoesnr.3283]

Mabye the true Doom: Eternal soundtrack was wanting the Ken Gordon and Mick Ashcorp collab all along

[@rocket_sensha4337]

Never imagined of seing the legend here. Tought it was just a copy cat for the meme. But. After all , is still you!

[@Parelf]

Just wanna say, I'm a big fan.

[@commandmentzero2103]

Holy shit he’s here, love your music! Hold my hand is my favorite

[@jesuslover5183]

wait its the actual ken ashcorp ur songs are fkn awesome bro much love

[@trice286]

Hugo Martin has confirmed that he has indeed seen this review and he said it is amazing.

[@joaopedr0r0orcha54]

Where?

[@corn.c0b7244]

Link?

[@prashantbhosale6046]

Sauce?

[@zvt9]

@@trice286 remove user/ and anything after it btw since it's showing as a broken link

[@trice286]

@@zvt9 Yeah sorry about that thanks mate

[@Tuplapukki]

"2016 was walk Eternal was Usain bolt And DLC is a fucking Venezuela's inflation"

[@mickeymouse6628]

Fun fact: this video is comprised of 666 cut scenes. Now there’s the true lore of John Doom.

[@ihatepower4580]

A day ago.

[@thecatnipfarmer]

@@ihatepower4580 wait disney really is after him?

[@ihatepower4580]

@@thecatnipfarmer yes, also get off the catnip

[@thecatnipfarmer]

@@ihatepower4580 no u

[@warbacca1017]

Almost 666 likes. We have to stop it there

[@kyorith6132]

The year is 2027: All of Maxors videos are literally just compilations of Waifus

[@keyarts7381]

And genshin impact

[@l.e.b.3541]

And Venezuelas inflation

[@yippee851]

A more fortunate timeline.

[@hmmmooops]

And only available in Brazil(everywhere is Brazil)

[@duckerman7483]

truly a dystopia

[@skypiratecloud19]

How Max0r writes his videos nowadays: Fills a kiddy pool with meth and cocaine, turns on weed fogger, opens discord and starts a fight with the furry and weeb communities for content to add, cries himself to sleep.

[@lobzoy]

*atleast now theres no lolis in the kiddy pool*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

then uploads his mind to the editor and lets it spit out a video on a topic

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@lobzoy you sure?

[@saltmiester720]

Thats why his videos are so great

[@big_man_nine6488]

This is too accurate

[@lightningq61]

The lore is so batshit crazy and that’s without even getting to the fact in the dlc that actually Satan is God but he went fuvking crazy, it’s awesome

[@Korbulon]

Not quite "crazy", but "immensely pissed off". Moth bastards were supposed to be near perfect, but they had the nerve to rebel for a very stupid reason.

[@lightningq61]

@@Korbulon yeah that’s fair, I’d be pissed too if I was sealed away for like an octillion years after being betrayed by my moth children tbh

[@Qreamey]

Bro I love how the plot of Doom Eternal is literally just, The Doom Slayer gets told he can't/shouldn't do something Does it anyways Refuses to elaborate at all Leaves to a different planet Doomguy is the fucking textbook definition of a gigachad.

[@dankultimate3929]

@@lightningq61 hate when that happens fr ong

[@jacoba6747]

@@dankultimate3929yeah stuff like that always makes me a bit irritated.

[@blacksmithpanzer4517]

imagine dying and your entire life is played backed to you in a nearly hour long max0r style video with him narrating it.

[@SRVZephyr]

ngl, that's what I want at my funeral

[@mylesobrien7477]

And hes god

[@ichabodlorax7585]

"So, here was a sad little boy. Why was he sad? Because he had more than two brain cells. He wasn't particularly smart, just smarter than 99% of all Facebook moms, and that made him sad, so one day, he jumped off a cliff, similiar to Jeffrey Epstein's demonstration to the FBI. Now here he lies, surrounded by loved ones and cocaine. Rest in spaghetti never forgetti. 'Forgetti' is not a real word."

[@scubasketch8879]

@@ichabodlorax7585 But then he was reincarnated as this german scientist in Mario’s World 1 named “Rick Hoffman” It is proven that Rick Hoffman was the third brother to the Mario Brothers. But then he meets three other CS GO players called “Mobile Armored Dumpster,” “Drunk Husband,” and “Wolf from Sekiro” they point guns at each other and forgets what a trigger is. Then the dad of the Iron Giant attempts to kill all of them and accidentally hurt his foot.

[@karelpgbr]

Bruv that’d be crazy, just counting down all the times I almost died, yeah pretty lit

[@LordBaktor]

I like how he still managed to convey the idea of "the fun zone". "You will play in a fun way or you will lose", that's exactly what Doom Eternal is about.

[@lagg1e]

I so dislike the concept of fun zone. It feels like following instructions, being rewarded with sparkling pinata candy for using the chainsaw, and taking Doom 2016 and not making a sequel, but a frantic guitarhero variation. Can't describe the feeling when I learned one "lesson": The punch does no damage anymore, the pistol is taken away, the ammo count is aggressively small and regular zombies spawn infinitely to convey the message that I'm not supposed to shoot zombies, never shoot zombies, I'm only supposed to chainsaw when my infinitely recharging chainsaw is ready. It felt like somebody holding a hoop in front of me ordering me to jump. Someone telling me what to do is called my job. I play games to not have someone micromanage me.

[@LordBaktor]

@@lagg1e Of course every game can't be for everybody. I personally loved the gameplay design of this one.

[@icecreamenthusiasts2487]

@@lagg1e Then don't play it Problem solved

[@markedforstrike]

@@lagg1e there is cheatcodes for people like you, so YOU can tell the game how YOU want to play. But who I am to tell you what to do. Whatever, have a nice day, I need to kick some demonic asses

[@donovan6320]

@Shaun L247 Doom eternal is just up front about it.

[@DauntlessFool]

The first thing I see is marauder saying "You were nothing but an impostor". This already looks great

[@phasedcloak2835]

that's it, that all you need. Roll credits, we're done here no more to see, go outside people

[@MOTIVATEDGUY-mz1qs]

666 Likes...

[@OtothaG]

Before I played Doom and Eternal, I felt like your videos were way too fast and crazy with the edits, my brain couldn't keep up. After playing the games, I can now watch your videos leisurely as if watching them at 0.5x speed

[@asingha94]

😂

[@daenopher]

true

[@thekidontheinternet6178]

I could do that already because I have the perk called ADHD

[@xCepheid]

I haven't cry laughed this much in a long time

[@michaelrunkat6115]

Do I sense an Intergalactic metal coming?

[@ReBirdo]

The whole video is just golden lol

[@AndroidNoir-L06k]

😂

[@yodef6828]

Casually finding a comment from the Cosmic Metal man. Truly iconic moment.

[@BedroQuendoTV]

I haven't lost in a video this much in a long time

[@squidfrackr]

The pace of this is so fast that every add break feels like your bus came to a complete stop without easing into it, and youre standing

[@Ramsey276one]

“Windshield is clean! Just a bit cracked...”

[@Official_Proxy]

That's why you install AdBlock extensions. No ads, no breaks.

[@dexketristo2349]

@@Official_Proxy This guy gets it.

[@pain.1901]

This video is paced like the burden breaker

[@francescomatute2565]

As a Venezuelan, I can confirm that living here is like being in the ancient gods dlc every day of your life, without weapons or fun, just suffering, please get me out of here

[@churchofeg]

*brings you to brazil*

[@StegoAqua]

Damn dude

[@francescomatute2565]

@@StegoAqua it's horrible bro

[@b25-n3j]

Just leave lmao

[@loganwhitcomb2091]

Easier said than done

[@Carlthepersonyt]

4:20 you know what’s also cruel? Kids. Kids are cruel, Jack. And I’m feelin very in touch with my inner child.

[@MarioGMan25]

"There's enough Testosterone here to transition someone." That. That got me.

[@willphoenix5464]

“Doom Eternal is a game dripping so much testosterone through its orifices it caused me to create a son via mitosis” At this point, I knew I was subscribing

[@Thatonejoestar]

Same here

[@ExplodingBear117]

​@Tarbosaurus Where's the lie?

[@Pyromantic_Performer]

can confirm doom eternal transitioned me

[@marshmallowallen5677]

Colonel I’ve been trying to transition but the amount of sheer testosterone from this video is rendering my estrogen pills completely ineffective

[@cyceryx]

"why is heaven comprised entirely of moth people" hollow knight: *allow me to introduce myself*

[@omega6749]

Orange juice moment

[@lordofshades9852]

@@omega6749 you know what else has an orange juice moment? Neon Genesis Evangelion!

[@sicariuscat]

frig off! 😂

[@sussygussy5457]

In this game, we play as JOHN KNIGHT

[@longhuynh9360]

@@sussygussy5457 A small millenial who comprised with octopus ink and born from a chess piece and a shiny tree on his or her or it journey to free lordran from the mommy moth and the covid pandemic

[@Ethan13371]

"I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad." is such a power move

[@dexketristo2349]

I mean, it's totally a fair thing to say. You either enjoy Marauder because he's brutal and a fun challenge, or you hate the shit out of him because he tears apart the fun you were having 5 seconds ago and fills you with dread. There's people who are good at him, and people who suck at fighting him. The statement "I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad" is a very good response to people who genuinely despise the Marauder. It also is quite true. v_v Seriously though, the Marauder is not my favorite demon to fight in Eternal. The Doom Hunter is more exciting than the Marauder. '=.=

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

@@dexketristo2349 Just use the BFG during any of their entry animations (besides the first one). The easiest way to deal with the fuckers haha. Shotgunparry into ice grenade and balista also 3 hits.

[@dexketristo2349]

@@ttv_mrjack6749 Huh! I'll have to try that! o.o

[@paulduchamp4736]

@@ttv_mrjack6749 You are looking to much into it really. My solution : BOMBS And if it doesn't work : MORE BOMBS

[@ttv_mrjack6749]

@@dexketristo2349 Just remembers, it has to hit them as they spawn (they put their axe in the air), watch some speed runs that aren't as glitchy and you'll see.

[@Bakuganluver23]

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars." "Observe." *proceeds to do just that* Also, the monkey thing was hilllarious.

[@iamwoke322]

“You can’t just become an image of a character!” observe *becomes v1*

[@Fallout_Survivor]

7:24 as a Brazilian I can confirm that 1 year in Brazil takes billions of human years

[@kobz2862]

Not many people know that Doom has a secret difficulty called Brazil after beating Ultraviolence

[@awesomegaymer5786]

@@kobz2862 this is because no human has ever been able to survive for more than a single frame of Brazilian mode

[@subertin1382]

Same

[@JG-xb1og]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[@evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869]

@@kobz2862 just a flying chanklas being thrown at St tremendous speeds

[@Max0r]

To do the Marauder voice I: -Used a distortion effect -Used 2 different pitch shifting effects (One pitch shifted down all the way, the other one (called pitchproof) had a 50/50 mix of dry and wet) -Added a chorus for effect -Finished it off with a compressor to control the volume Don't try to do this exactly, experiment with what works for you.

[@notreallytomclancy]

Hay max0r where’s the second part to the neopets video

[@mannmanman9722]

@@notreallytomclancy Have you watched the q&a?

[@notreallytomclancy]

@@mannmanman9722 no why

[@Kritzomega]

Sus

[@Kritzomega]

When the impostor:

[@mantacid1221]

This rapid-fire editing style has my brain lagging. I’m processing jokes 3 scene cuts later. Incredible. Peak content.

[@Symmetriad]

What rapid-fire editing? This is just regular Doom: Eternal footage.

[@pacifistminigun3987]

ikr. it's part of the fun tho!

[@Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father]

His armor is green Their screams are infernal Money is temporary But doom is eternal

[@Lax_35]

God damn genius.

[@Yossarian1507]

Wow, they actually made "no John, you are the Demons!" an actual plot point, I'm impressed.

[@Randy.Bobandy]

And then John was a zombie.

[@Xbalanque84]

And he fired the rocket missiles.

[@herbderbler1585]

It always pleases me to see references from ye olde internet days.

[@CreatureOutOfTime]

Im glad im not the only one who noticed

[@Sonichero151]

I think they did that on purpose now

[@SapunMan]

"Everything I said so far, except some of it, applies in full, partially, to the base game." I love this sentence so much.

[@redmist6630]

"that sounds strong" *(Read with Samuel hayden voice) * "chuckles * "oh boy... *buckle your ass*"

[@TheNefastor]

"I always works, most of the time." 😁

[@animeiscancerfurriesarefet217]

another anime pfp using peddle file. and this time both my names apply

[@SapunMan]

@@animeiscancerfurriesarefet217 Not anime, and can you even spell words? Come back when you learn how to actually communicate.

[@redmist6630]

@@SapunMan bro you cant say some shit because youtube will smite your channel thats probably why he said it like that

[@8-bitsarda747]

I love that almost every time he mentions male hormones/manliness during the intro, he shows a picture of Astolfo

[@prinzezzqtpi5437]

Astolfo is true Sigma Chad. Mastered the sword AND shaves his legs.

[@stev_ee]

he? 😏

[@8-bitsarda747]

@@stev_ee are you confused by the fact that I referred to Max0r as a man, or the fact that Astolfo is a guy?

[@stev_ee]

its a joke

[@stev_ee]

i know who astolfo is

[@theknightikins9397]

The fact that John Doom killed God only so that he could revive satan only for the purpose of killing him is just perfect. And then when he does revive satan, he just straight up shoots his ass.

[@MayBT7274]

"Amy Rose? I didn't know she could stand" I literally fucking died of laughter

[@NoHandle44]

I don’t get the joke

[@gr1mshadow158]

​@@NoHandle44 It's part of a string of deliberately bad puns on random names. Character's last name is 'Rose,' like the flower. Max0r interprets it as past tense of verb 'rise,' hence "Amy rose" is an action he's seemingly confused by.

[@NoHandle44]

@@gr1mshadow158 I see, it still seems like an odd joke to make.

[@Adhjie]

​@@NoHandle44 daddy sciptor of scriptorium this is vainglory old english before hideo norman did hastig dad jest of jester yester year yock jocke*

[@karotgamin790]

@@Adhjie what

[@victornaut]

"There's enough male hormones here to transition someone." I lost it 😂

[@mangoruby1357]

Trans male to mega male to giga mega chad male. Also can’t wait for the inevitable 41% comment that appears on any video with the word “trans” in it.

[@pamelotms5867]

@@mangoruby1357 no no the final evolution is male man

[@raymond0076]

Male to alpha male

[@ls200076]

@@raymond0076 sigma male

[@vwertix1662]

@@mangoruby1357 Just watch out that you don't cause a buffer overflow and loop back around.

[@semukoMAI]

Finally my monthly ADHD Coping mechanism has arrived

[@jackeronie6490]

when the 70mg of lisdexamfetamine dimesylate isn't exactly enough

[@lolsadboi3895]

dextroamphetamine gang

[@SimonNissen94]

now i understand why i loved this video so much

[@Arkanist71]

when the methylphenidate is just a tad too slow to kick in

[@ryanfrank6572]

When you run out of dexmethylphenedate

[@Fluffernutter48_]

I bought doom eternal and the ancient gods, played a couple levels of eternal, then had to step away because of the massive headache I had form just how fast paced it is. 10/10 game. I absolutely love it.

[@robibobi0089]

if you think thats fast try ultrakill

[@Arnob-vm4ub]

@@robibobi0089Doom Eternal can be as fast as ultrakill. It's just that you have to work a lot harder to be that fast. Ultrakill gives you techs such as ultraboosting/dash jump to be that fast. But, doom requires meathook mastery and balista boosting mastery to do that. For example, have you ever seen top 100 battlemode players play the campaign? kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX6ukJVmac13gas The reason why Doom Eternal feels more slower is because it never really punishes/rewards you for fast and aggressive gameplay, so many players play slowly as it is enough for beating the hardest MLs and the only content that requires that much speed is battlemode, unlike Ultrakill which rewards you by a high style meter score and incentivizes it. For example, here are 2 insanely skilled players beating one of the, if not, the hardest modded master level. You can clearly see the difference of speed in their playstyles. Muricaneagle has a fast and aggressive playstyle whereas Nayrhamm has a much more slow(comparatively) and methodical approach. kzbin.info/www/bejne/apzXaZ-FjdhgaM0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYuvoZWKmt2Eosk

[@irvancrocs1753]

And that's just the normal campaign, until you then meet the master level.. Taras Nabad's master level on nightmare difficulty still gives me "nightmare" to this day..

[@chestedarmor5578]

3:03 THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE: If you get ammo in the last level, a part of the last level (the shells) gets used by the first shotgun (to shoot demons). -> The last level gets used by the first shotgun!!!

[@nealang9520]

I get it now😶😶😶

[@chestedarmor5578]

I just looked up the comments and saw that I got 300 likes. Wow.

[@Ramsey276one]

I *LOVED* THAT XD Thanks, starter

[@SomeGuy-zh3gk]

Therefore

[@chestedarmor5578]

@@SomeGuy-zh3gk Therefore what?

[@Hesstig]

14:41 I just wanna point out that Mick Gordon didn't just sample random Mongolian throat singing but actually had Mongolian throat singer Nature Ganganbaigal (RIP) on-hand as part of the "Hell Choir" of metal vocalists that contributed with all the demonic chanting for the soundtrack.

[@zekrinealfa1113]

Wait, why RIP, what happened to him?

[@davidceli0]

@@zekrinealfa1113 he died. he was suffering from mental health issues and made a suicide attempt back in 2017. His cause of death was never published, but it's unfortunately certain that he went through, and succeeded, with another suicide attempt.

[@zekrinealfa1113]

@@davidceli0 Damn that sucks to hear. It is always sad to see people go, moreover when it is avoidable like in this case. Now, we can only wonder what he could have achieved.

[@davidceli0]

@@zekrinealfa1113 at the very least, his work with Mick Gordon has been immortalized in the game

[@ilbroken2491]

As a Brazilian I can confirm that the Dad was a pretty chill guy,except that one time that he created a hell portal in my country and now I'm stuck in this eternal suffering

[@aziks867]

foda ser br... =/

[@notreallytomclancy]

How’s the wifi like there

[@aziks867]

@@notreallytomclancy some places have like a really shitty wifi... but most of it is a regular wifi..

[@VH-fj1hb]

Just *PAIN*

[@memoraveljogador8697]

So... He basically created Rio de Janeiro?

[@n1thecaptain965]

"Unsurprisingly, demons invade to recycle Earth into blue energy for the moth pope" is the kind of sentence you can't find anywhere other than a Max0r video without doing drugs

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I can not stress how much I love your videos. I love how you mix your own lore with the game your covering so I have no clue what is orginal and what is new. The editing is like 21st century humor but good. (Also is that Project Wingman ost I spy 😎)

[@SadseaI]

Fancy seeing you here. love your vids :D

[@specificocean7992]

Ferdinand barrel pull up tutorial when

[@pada9358]

I knew I wasn't the only one who heard it

[@_Messerschmitt]

Nice to see the He 162 Volksjäger simp is here, very well

[@magmat0585]

I second what this man says, your videos are awesome

[@vergilinthechair8618]

The Betrayer: "Doom Slayer you need this knife to kill my son." Doom Slayer: "Oh shit what he do?" The Betrayer: "He's the GiAnT UnCONtrOLLablE DeER TiTan." got me to hard

[@sham8127]

my man down bad for deer titan

[@BEESKIT800]

You some kinda furry?

[@CowKirbo]

Ayo?

[@huntermagnuson8062]

9:14 timestamp :)

[@D00MNUKEM90K]

For the dudes that don't get it, that part made this guy laugh his ass off, and had to go to the doctor because his funny bone no longer became funny.

[@leonard5426]

"Mom, why is there a big hole in the surface of Mars?" "You know, there was this one guy, who was like... really angry. And I think he did it for the memes."

[@MrAxeswinger]

Altar Boy: High Priestess tell us a story of why there is the Huge hole in the surface of Mars? Elena Richardson: Sit boy and let me tell you the story the Slayers Holy Crusade..

[@shikigranbell7608]

@@MrAxeswinger and then doom slayer paid them a visit told them the reason why.

[@shikigranbell7608]

@@MrAxeswinger and then doom slayer paid them a visit and told them the real reason why.

[@greatwavefan397]

You had me in the first half ngl

[@defiltrator1]

9:15 "u need 2 kill my son"." oh shit what he do?" "he turned into a furry demon deer. "

[@imskyhigh22]

The most accurate and reliable doom review I've ever seen. A truly artful masterpiece. 7/3

[@spetmember8799]

A real 10 out of good

[@BIZaGoten]

Damn, haven't seen a 7/3 reference since yeeears ago. When Imgur was good :)

[@Puppy_Puppington]

SMH. Everyone knows it’s 666/10

[@yourmomreacts3734]

I too rate this review a parsec out of a metre

[@jazzymcjazz5182]

1:00 “I’m going to shit yourself” I’ve never been this threaten in my life

[@kr3lla153]

"Sir this is the scariest moment of my life" - current 2d simp loli

[@SqallLionheart]

We never really thought about it, but the marauder was SWORDTRICKGUNTRICKGUARDSWORDGUARDGUNing all along.

[@SqallLionheart]

@Doom Eternal Is A Better Game "you were never one of us doom slayer, your income money never corrisponded to what you declared, you never belived in our Equitalia faith" (Equitalia=italian IRS, 2 star reviews on google)

[@T34RG45]

Today you play as John Bloodborne and yesterday were are going to hunt some beasts

[@LazyOcto]

0:36 *stricken with irrationally severe autism* Me: no wonder I can relate to him

[@trial_with_an_error9687]

Id also like to point out to people that H-DOOM, the DOOM hentai game is now officially canon to the DOOM universe since Alpha Chad Game Director Hugo Mussolini made every single DOOM mod ever made canon.

[@l.e.b.3541]

Based

[@dova9609]

@Ian Chen god that a good comment

[@gamaactive8278]

I thought that was a joke

[@MarisaGaming88]

So that would also include the 6 million race war mods

[@axelmilan4292]

@Ian Chen and those who tasted the bite of his shaft called him...the CoomSlayer

[@korm7471]

Hi, I am a Brazilian. You said Brazil ( 7:24 ) in your video so I was summoned here. That"s how things work around here

[@djpianist6394]

As a Brasilian, you said Brasil in the comment section so I was summoned here. That's how things work from here too amigo.

[@SuperBrunout]

@@djpianist6394 As a brasilian, you said Brasil in your comment, so you know the drill

[@llamadelreyii3369]

@@SuperBrunout And here we are.

[@ahardworker2154]

As a British citizen am here to take your tea, do not resist

[@swemn8062]

@@ahardworker2154 As a portugese person i must first go around africa, discover brazil and write a epic odesay style book before i can sell you this chinese tea we got while in india. Ill take your codfish now.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Gee I remember when the counter to "Doom is satanic" was "You're killing the demons" now we've got oooh spooky angels maltheism.

[@cherno8119]

well i mean, i thought the point was that you're literally killing a false god, and therefore becoming even more christian

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@cherno8119 I guess so, but what's the god echo ai thing? Or the pokeball god?

[@jakeb6703]

@@DIEGhostfish that's your local youth pastor.

[@sashageneralov8343]

Naaah, its just a space lame space squids (fr, this Doom could be so cool if we fought biblically accurate angels)

[@oscarstaszky1960]

@@sashageneralov8343 yeah that absolutely sounds cool but it might also kinda feel outta place because of Doom Eternal's rather majorly futuristic-techno aesthetics instead of a standard fantasy/magical type

[@jokerpt1594]

John Doom is a man of focus. Commitment. And sheer will. I once saw him kill three Marauders in a bar...with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.

[@petrchar2852]

This 16 minute video took me 44 minutes to watch, just because my ocd doesn't allow for skipping a single .2 seconds long meme. Thank you for this masterpiece.

[@kingpiggins292]

Holy crap I'm not alone

[@Golden_Tenders]

I’m pausing and rewinding every 5 seconds

[@gasterblaster9817]

@@Golden_Tenders the [,] and [.] keys let you go frame-by-frame, it's really helpful for this style of editing

[@derrilazkia1002]

Bruh even without OCD I NEED to watch this at least three times

[@ittaiak1246]

ive found myself going back to this video every day since release. this video is goddamn amazing

[@magnoliawatkins9996]

bro, I'm on like my 26th time of watching

[@mystrium6664]

same

[@cynika1923]

Bruh Im watching this for the 30th time

[@minus6585]

Maxor : im not here to make people buy things Also maxor : buy this game i am biased

[@whereismycup]

ironic

[@Ramsey276one]

689 likes confirmed XD

[@Sarril101]

Just finished watching this, and man, hands down, this is one of the best videos I've ever watched, period. The editing, the memes & references, the humor, the entertainment (and quick writing down something to shush the "extra accurate nerds" that would say/argue sayin' "well actually"). Idk about You, but for me that's just a damn good vid.

[@TrashPANDA658]

I have watched this video so many times and it never gets stale. It’s got the same amount of replay value as Minecraft or even bill wurtz’ “history of the entire world, i guess.” There’s just something about the high speed editing to coincide the high speed gameplay. This definitely deserves more praise because it’s just so much fun to watch, every single time, without fail. Please, do not stop making videos like this. I cannot express what this video means to me.

[@frosty1328]

I second this notion.

[@The_Smiurgh]

Ttue

[@karelpgbr]

Yeah this has to be the seventh time I’m here

[@onestar8796]

When vid in 16 Minutes fells like 40 Minutes Also constant pause for bullet memes & references

[@kittenbeardthepiratecat]

Im on my eighth time watching it right now.

[@cicciopasticcio1690]

"Money is temporary, but Doom is Eternal" that's one _hell_ of a marketing quote.

[@heitormedina7098]

1:45 the line

[@jakebaxter281]

The longer the icon of sin stays on earth the higher gas prices get

[@SomeCowguy]

@@jakebaxter281 Icon of sin being Putin?

[@InhabitantOfOddworld]

​@@SomeCowguy No, Netanyahu

[@Galimeer5]

That was the wildest first two minutes of a video I've ever seen. Edit: It just kept going. I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it is to do this much editing

[@mangoruby1357]

“There’s enough male hormones here to transition someone” holy shit that just summarizes the entire fucking doom franchise.

[@22beesjustvibin67]

doom will make you a trans man fallout: new Vegas will make you into a trans woman I have never met a trans woman that didn't complete fallout new Vegas

[@glctcthnkr8059]

@@22beesjustvibin67 damn that’s actually true wtf

[@22beesjustvibin67]

@@glctcthnkr8059 I know this forbidden knowledge because I have 100% completed fallout new Vegas and subsequently realized I was a trans woman

[@teadealer2093]

@@22beesjustvibin67 Damn, guess I need to go beat fallout new vegas before I come out.

[@22beesjustvibin67]

@@teadealer2093 do it, fallout: new Vegas is a great game

[@dr.harrow6082]

"Amy Rose? I didn't know she could stand" this almost killed me, combined with you almost laughing just made it funnier.

[@lazyplayer1]

what does it mean tho ?

[@raresdraghici5033]

Yeah what does it even mean?

[@daheck5961]

@@lazyplayer1 Rose is a way to describe someone getting up. So when he said “Amy rose? I didn’t know she could stand.” He meant it in a funny paraplegic type of way.

[@daheck5961]

That joke got me to lol

[@raresdraghici5033]

@@daheck5961 Thank you for clarifying.

[@TheGamePlayerM]

"Amy Rose? I didn't know she could stand" that honestly fucking killed me, pure comedy genius

[@spookifyr]

Wait oh my fucking god

[@arroz-autista7766]

I have just got it now. I'm fucking dying.

[@leonardusrakapradayan2253]

I still don’t get it

[@TheGamePlayerM]

@@leonardusrakapradayan2253 I gotchu homie, Amy Rose is that pink characters from the Sonic universe, her name is Amy Rose, rose can be seen as both the flower, and the past tense of the verb to rise, which was the meaning used to produce this high quality joke, in conclusion, this genius is surprised that she rose, or got up if it helps, because he didn't even know that she could stand. Hope this helped.

[@lochlanharris3476]

@@TheGamePlayerM that’s so big brained

[@thomsmids3147]

14:18 still breaks me everytime to this day.

[@Pepperjack831]

"I became more obssesed with hammers than bob thr fucking builder" Thats a name I havent heard in a long time

[@corinthianimperialstudios704]

Oh, him? Yeah, I know him. It's going to take a while. It happened years ago...

[@d34thnote79]

I hooe this gets monetized cause holy shit, that was fun

[@Briggsby]

KZbin doesn't like any videos that don't revolve around getting toddlers to accidentally buy thousands of dollars of shady items while watching baby shark on repeat. It's sad, but that's the current situation.

[@ineedsleep3115]

Fun isn't monetized.

[@d34thnote79]

@@ineedsleep3115 This vid most likely is since Max0r said it will hopefully get monetised "first time" because it should, and the video went public, my comment is still present

[@kmsgrafzeppelin904]

HYPERMONETIZATIOM

[@jacobsanteler6097]

How is your comment 2 days old? Video came out 14 hours ago

[@mckeeganator5844]

You can’t hide your laughter at “my fellow sigma males”

[@1v3i7llager]

69 likes congrats

[@Ramsey276one]

1:32 XD

[@Skalbemann]

i like how he's barely holding around the part with tigers. I was already literally melting.

[@espio87]

If Ssethtzeentach is Mandalore when he is off his meds, then Max0r is Sseth on crystal meth.

[@espio87]

@@modusoperandi7827 Eh, humour is relative. I find all three funny.

[@samuelhunter4631]

"Sseth on crystal meth" is a sick rhyme, tho

[@ovahlord1451]

sseth if he had ADHD

[@canjica_]

The Four Horsemen: Sseth, Mandalore, Max0r and UberDanger

[@espio87]

@@canjica_ I am sad I can only give one "like" to comments.

[@switchprocontrollersplatoo7240]

This video is structured like a doom eternal fight. Seemingly unstable, but actually well built. Extremely Fast, yet (technically) makes sense. I don’t remember how many times I’ve watched it

[@ralcogaming7674]

I've watched this video at least 7 times in the last 3 days

[@mrs.dontgiveafuck5838]

It's beautiful, i've been looking at it for 5 hours now

[@dangerouspie0319]

Mm

[@DerVasto]

"Satan-God-God who is also himself" This game truly asks the deepest questions mankind ever thought of.

[@Apathetion]

God damn

[@herbderbler1585]

I hate that it took me over a year to find this video. This is the only review that truly does this game's batshit insanity justice.

[@JalarenZarrus]

Max0r is currently suffering from stage 7 of Moth Waifuism, please pray and donate to his recovery.

[@Dumner99]

...you got a sauce on that moth? I'm a researcher that has to gather some data. For science. Edit: 139732

[@randomnobody8713]

@@Dumner99 thx

[@brosephnoonan223]

Moth

[@goobermagoob9160]

the artist is solopipb and there are a total of six moth doujins to his name, 4 being the main erotically horrifying series with two non horror/non cannon offshoot stories. I don’t think I’ve ever been so horrified and aroused at the same time.

[@sniper7303]

@@goobermagoob9160 Thank you kind stranger. I am not horny nor want sex. I just like moths. I love moths.

[@joseph1981]

6:59 Sauce: 114750 The artist also made a wholesome version as well if that's more up your alley: 165684

[@goobermagoob9160]

@joseph wait, aren’t they all wholesome?

[@adela9166]

what about 5:54 sauce please

[@kasraakbarnia1923]

John

[@joseph1981]

@@adela9166 no clue. Sry.

[@thedepression950]

Can i get the sauce for 3:05 pls

[@berrymax7907]

I love how you couldn’t even mention Sigma males without cracking up

[@ahardworker2154]

Is that supposed to be a alpha male but even more cringy

[@swemn8062]

@@ahardworker2154 Its some pseudo science bullshit were lonely nerds compare themselfs to john wick.

[@ahardworker2154]

@@swemn8062 that sounds really stupid

[@lemmonboy6459]

@@ahardworker2154 CORRECT

[@krokey9996]

I am a sigma male, I stand at the top of the food chain. I don't like women, women like me.

[@ocsanik502]

Your editing is so manic that it manages to actually capture my attention span that ordinarily requires me to be doing 10 things precisely at the same time.

[@danielfranze9755]

"Demos can fly, they can roll around like hedgehogs, contract obesity and be BASTARDS" I found this hilarious

[@go-to-bed1472]

"I hard simp for 2D women" *Constant sprinkling of Vtubers* Could this man be one of my people?

[@kathartik9000]

He's simping badly to Watame. He's clearly one of us

[@TomciokTS]

ONE OF US!

[@bonogiamboni4830]

He's been in the hole for a good while. Even back in one of his arma videos he had watame as a decal on a tank. *Watame bribgs vengeance.*

[@SpikerDragon95]

One of us

[@theuniverse1158]

One of us

[@ghillieg4169]

Max sounds like he has been screaming for a week straight Which is definitely accurate when playing a DOOM game

[@kitsunepsykhe]

All jokes aside, I want to say thank you, Max0r. I’m a pussy who doesn’t like FPSs (they’re just not my style), but I want to be a game developer. I know you’re making jokes about the gameplay and stuff (which, like all your humor, is good at absolute worst), but a genuine review and talking about what you like and what you don’t has really helped me refine my ideas of what a good FPS should play like, so that if I ever make one, I’ll have some info to fall back on :) Also you’re just hilarious. So thank you :)

[@daenopher]

Wait, bro. So you said FPS is not your style and then you redefine solely from this video for what a good FPS should look like? Bro. Did you even play Doom?

[@kitsunepsykhe]

@@daenopher Not solely! It’s a piece of the data I use. I’ve seen other FPSs. I try to use as much data as I can. No, I didn’t play Doom. …did I do something wrong? Sorry…

[@marston980]

Not liking fps games is pussy?

[@kitsunepsykhe]

@@marston980 I guess, I dunno. I’m not tryna insult anyone else, just myself.

[@marston980]

@@kitsunepsykhe i was just messing with you 😅

[@Leoncroi]

A note for the soundtrack: Because Doom Slayer is blessed with angelic powers, the soundtrack is canon. The seraphims are imbuing you with power through song. Heaven is playing death metal because it powers the Doom Slayer.

[@Ramsey276one]

If this is for real... Cherubs on Boomboxes I LOVE IT XD

[@ryanchong9965]

Bard mains: furiously scribbles down on notesheets

[@BNuts]

@@ryanchong9965 Venti: Teh-heh. And they say I'm the _weakest_ Archon. I've just been holding back.

[@axetheviking6482]

I call bs

[@justabrokezombie6252]

@@axetheviking6482 OK, no one cares.

[@mr.nickname9172]

The editing is making the little caveman in my head clap his hands

[@jonathanglukhoman5285]

"As good as 2016 was, a Polygon journalist could finish the first half and that's unacceptable"

[@MGMan37]

The dev actually literally said this as a design goal of doom eternal, it wasn't just a joke by max0r. The exact words was something like "A problem with Doom 2016 was you can get far playing the game wrong, in Doom Eternal we want playing wrong to immediately kill you"

[@WTFisTingispingis]

@@MGMan37 That's fucking big dick energy.

[@sambits9125]

3:09 this is actually very true. When i first started playing doom i sometimes refused to switch weapons after a while tho i realised that certan weapons are great in certain situations and i started switching more and started dying less. In this game a weapon truely is never replaced.

[@Loggerten]

I wanna see what this guys premiere timeline looks like

[@raspyApostle]

Actual nightmare fuel

[@megan00b8]

I can help you out. 1) Find a blender and plug it in 2) Get as many different coloured vegetables (and fruits) as possible, I'd suggest carrots, broccoli, tomatoes, lemons, onion, and plums. 3) Blend it all together, not into a fine paste, just cut up and mixed small chunks. 3,5) [optional step] Open the blender while it's running, and observe your wall to have the full screen experience 4) Profit(?)

[@ASFalcon13]

On the subject of the Marauder: "I personally have no issue with him, as I find the challenge fun and engaging. And if you don't, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad." Facts.

[@9091destroyer]

One of my favorite moments in this game was when I understood how to fight the marauder. It changed how I played for the rest of the game.

[@anthoras]

>having to wait for the enemy to attack before you can deal damage >fun you people are out of your minds

[@josegonzales9169]

@@anthoras You just haven't played the right games yet

[@gooseenjoyer9696]

@@anthoras while that is one way to fight the marauder, it's horribly inefficient. What the game instructs you to do is a suggestion not a rule. Here's a one cycle kill of the maruader kzbin.info/www/bejne/qqTNhoGhprt2jKs

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@anthoras while you're not wrong in thinking that you are objectively bad

[@aidankilleen7372]

The capital city of hell is most certainly cleveland Signed: clevelander

[@twitchingphoenix4595]

As someone else who lived near Cleveland, I second this.

[@schul9169]

I will vouch for Cleveland being Hell too.

[@mylesobrien7477]

Sorry to hear that man hope you recover

[@talon_xi]

as someone who just happens to be an Ohioan, yeah this is pretty accurate. hope you get better soon

[@magmat0585]

I have never been to Cleveland, but I have seen too many Ohioans come to my state and then start acting crazy to disagree

[@sumkenduck6527]

“Enough male hormone here to transition someone” is the most perfect way to describe this masterpiece of a game.

[@wrahttia]

The "play on easy" message blurb is very underrated. Games are all about fun and I sometimes play on easy mode to have some more laid back hellspawn slaughter fun. Making it accessible to people who haven't spent thousands of hours to git gud is so important, sometimes.

[@resileaf9501]

What I like is that the game itself encourages you to play on easy if you want. No insulting comments, it just says "You'll be wrecking hell in no time, you have fun!"

[@Da1337Man]

Ironically enough, the easiest mode would be the closest to lore accurate Doom Slayer. Slap on some cheats, and you could literally fight naked with your bare hands since that is how the slayer actually defeated a titan.

[@leadpaintchips9461]

@@resileaf9501 Heck of a 180 compared to some of the earlier Dooms.

[@Doctor-Infinite]

yes i completely agree, my mom has been slowly getting into gaming and isn’t as good as me at all and constantly berates herself for it lmao i have to constantly tell her that it’s ok to play on easy mode cause the purpose of gaming is to have fun and nothing more gatekeepers are the worst edit: my mom has been playing roblox and the game unravel and has improved tremendously eventually we’ll be playing unravel 2 cause that’s more her speed she’s still bad at 3d games but there’s sufficient improvements

[@bubbanator-qf4gp]

If your bad at a game get gud, if your homeless get a house, if you are poor get money, if your jobless get a job

[@dukenukem3dgaming]

12:36 >goes to hell >shows shin impact fucking legend

[@ModicumOfSolace]

@sat yes, even as a gen"shit" player, i agree

[@NguyenKien1808]

@dead yes

[@primeofthejustices7127]

Yes

[@rowan3269]

I'm actually trying to Ultra Nightmare this video, restarting every time I laugh so far, I think "unilaterally combat" is the cultist base of this run

[@rowan3269]

Also, "8 weapons, 12 mods and a declining mental state"

[@sussygussy5457]

@@rowan3269 “We keep going.”

[@astralplains]

have you beaten the vid yet?

[@rowan3269]

@@astralplains never 😔

[@astralplains]

rip

[@gigakoresh]

The damn spirit was added to be literally the only reason to use the microwave mod on the plasma rifle because someone said learning to be a piano virtuoso is slightly harder than Nightmare and the devs wanted to prove them wrong.

[@aqua-sama7298]

I didn't expected that review to be a goddamn masterpiece of a video which I needed in my life. You really earned a sub and I'm clearly looking forward for more memes

[@jannikcoderey7413]

The song at 14:25 is calld Infinite by Tyler Smyth, Andy Bane

[@nekoeye5284]

Thank you sir, I had to scroll through a thousand comments to find this.

[@ChoCoBenchMarker]

5:52 maxor really went full on syncing the dialogue with the anime girl

[@cynika1923]

I mean he is a blonde anime loli

[@adela9166]

SAUCE

[@adela9166]

@@cynika1923 I WANT SAUCE

[@michaelknne1318]

@@adela9166 Seitokai no Ichizon is the sauce

[@Rihitu-ji7pi]

Haven’t played Doom. Years of being chronically online have prepared me for this constant stream of one-second clips and quarter-second memes. Take my like.