An Incorrect Summary of Devil May Cry 5: PART 1

[@Max0r]

Hey all, While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.

[@ethanlong4670]

Ok

[@GentlemanBystander]

You're lying.

[@zane1394]

it's alright max, we still appreciate you

[@shadowfire1500]

But your current content had to come from somewhere. Don't worry about it.

[@jhur7588]

It’s still amazing

[@Galaxa3396]

I love how the beginning implies either Vergil blasts his own theme on a speaker or he just radiates the song from his body

[@Iota-15]

He just radiates it

[@Emiya491]

@@Iota-15 he is Vergil after all

[@VergilDMC]

@@Emiya491 Yes.

[@PainForYou]

@@VergilDMC Does it come from you or the book?

[@raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961]

@@PainForYou The book. He pauses it in Part 2.

[@todd3143]

"were you born yesterday" *affirmative silence*

[@mia-chan6484]

Ah yes my favorite french fries

[@morijin3589]

Speak fools

[@LaughsInNervousness]

V:About that...

[@fishactivation5087]

I have no name; I am but two days old.

[@lilporky8565]

Me stealing the phrase "affirmative silence" for later use: 1:04

[@swisschese1323]

V's "you can't travel through here in a car" has the equal power with "nobody can reflect the emerald splash" and "You can't shoot a hole on the surface of Mars"

[@heitormedina7098]

10:18

[@cultofhampter]

HEY STOP SAYING THAT ITS THE TRUTH

[@heitormedina7098]

@@cultofhampter NOPE

[@madladdie7069]

weren't Nico and Lady getting ready to dig a tunnel in the same scene?

[@swisschese1323]

@K.O.G.Fanstarks1610 it's a JoJo reference. So there's this guy in jojo that has a special move where he would shoot emeralds at a general direction, and everytime he uses it he says "nobody can just deflect the emerald splash", but then like, 9/10 times the person deflect it.

[@riptide8268]

V's even forgotten his name. Nero can't climb the mountains to get his stuff back. Dante thinks he's gone insane Vergil can't find the truth in front of him

[@Christiangamer22]

Underrated comment.

[@WolfyPlays07]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@Wizard_Cat]

THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED

[@skvll248]

sounds about right

[@bling__brute6048]

No, Virgil is blood shed.

[@theotherone7628]

Dante: “Were you born yesterday?” V: “so here’s the funny thing...”

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

actually it was almost a month before that conversation

[@miserablemacaw]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Ehh, a day, a week. Same thing

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@miserablemacaw like my physicist dad would say "it's just a factor"

[@californiansniper2133]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 he two days old he literally says it in the game

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@californiansniper2133 he says that as a "half joke", if you look at the dates in-game, you'll see that at that point he was actually almost a month old. on april nero's arm was cut off, on may they fought urizen, and slightly before that, V hired dante

[@Bammah_]

it is now canon that "bury the light" emanates from Vergil

[@Jesus_Offical]

Yeahs the Speakers Are in his book

[@Chris.EP.95]

@@Jesus_Offical Then Nero will be motivated enough for DMC 6

[@yeshua7238]

Nero can do it with the air guitar taunt. Must have gotten it from his dad

[@mr.mlaststandsite813]

As to how anyone can hear his theme I have no fucking idea how he emanates his song around him

[@NoHandle44]

@@Chris.EP.95 69 likes in 2 months, enjoy!

[@leonard5426]

New Head Cannon: V has to say "Lasagna" to summon Shadow, because Shadow is the restless soul of Garfield.

[@californiansniper2133]

I’m dying 😂

[@Ramsey276one]

Jon: Wake up , Garfield! V: ... Griffin: Well, you better try something else! V: Fine... [Finger snap]

[@jakejohnson718]

V doesn't say lasagna, lasagna it's literally the only thing shadow can say

[@Subpar1O1]

The word to summon Nightmare is 'Mondays'

[@poidachi6003]

has someone modded this on V yet in Steam I hope someone already did

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

You joke about Nero's "Fisting Devices" - one of them LITERALLY is. The DLC Devil Breaker "Sweet Surrender" is described as being designed to help Kyrie "relieve tension": Nero is too rough to avoid hurting her, so it's made of soft material and has a speed control knob. It's a fricking hand-shaped Magic Wand. It's the only one Nero doesn't call out by name when equipping, instead just calling out "Devil Breaker".

[@ianmay9372]

Better yet, the text blurb for it's Break Age move: "Jerk Sweet Surrender off your arm for an explosion of healing energy. Restores vitality in an instant, but blowing the whole load at once destroys the arm."

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

@@ianmay9372 Haha! Innuendo.

[@sauss712]

Devil May Cum

[@swisschese1323]

@@ianmay9372 imagine just trying to help your girl "relieve tension" with prosthetic arm and that shit explodes

[@KrzySam2900]

@@swisschese1323 I would gtfo of there

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

"you can't travel through here in a car" "you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of the mars" same energy ngl

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@nealang9520]

IN A CAAAAAR X)

[@mak0zy161]

No one can deflect the emerald splash!

[@digitalshoes5520]

"The Slayer can't possibly withstand the armies of Hell" "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" "He won't get past me" "That is a weapon, NOT a teleporter" "I cannot allow you to stop the sacrificing of your people" "You are too late, you cannot stop the Icon of Sin from ravaging Earth" The entire lore of Doom Eternal is just the Doom Slayer getting told he isn't able to do something and proving everyone wrong one hellish horror at a time. Maybe two if we count the joint guardian drones in 2016 guarding the Crucible.

[@Skona99]

Get in my teleporting gun

[@darthralin]

"I can't tell how, but I'm winning." is the most accurate description of V's gameplay that I've ever heard of.

[@kdv2nd991]

It's the most accurate description of my DMD play through

[@kexard]

@@kdv2nd991 same here. I’m Ass at hack & slash games

[@BlueBerry20071]

​@kexard here's the win combo for 99% of regular enemies Back on the controls + y B + spam y Or Make a macro for your mouse and spam x.

[@foggy227]

The only character I had a single inkling of what I was doing was Vergil

[@nointel5323]

I read this as maxor said the line what the fu

[@Legendary231]

"I hope you speak english" into "Oh, he's british" actually sounds like a line that would fit in DMC.

[@cactusman8980]

Many of the things said in the video could plausibly be actually said in DMC.

[@kakizakichannel]

I feel like the alternate dialogue has a lot to do with the fact max0r doesn't want to steal DMC's jokes

[@kin4386]

Not really, but it's still funny.

[@SparkySummers]

Yeah, he must be happy he actually found someone that speaks English. Woulda been awkward if it were a yank.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

It's not any more ridiculous than anything else in dmc kin.

[@henryw6954]

The wordless joke of just zooming in on V when Dante asks him if he was born yesterday cracks me up every time

[@stormapproachin6969]

It's been a year how are you doing

[@spartanc173]

It's been a year how are you doing

[@BaseRonin]

It's been a year how are you doing

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

It's been two years, how are you doing?

[@tuskact4425]

It's been so long, since this comment first appeared.

[@maxducks2001]

He wasn't kidding when he said Devil Breakers were vibrators. One is called Sweet Surrender, modeled after Hitachi massagers that are more well known for being used as sex toys. The description: "A Devil Breaker created by Nico to relieve Kyrie's tension. Nero is too rough to do the job without hurting Kyrie, so this device is made of soft materials. Its vibration feature is especially effective at alleviating shoulder and hip pain."

[@UnlimitedGreenWorks]

Damn....

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

Is there a reason Nero fingers his girlfriend with his old demon arm?

[@californiansniper2133]

@@dragonmastertheedgeking1595 the devil breaker not his demon arm 😂

[@Ramsey276one]

[After Dante sees it...] Nero: NICO-HOW-DARE-YOU...?! XD

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

@@californiansniper2133 His Demon Arm is the original Devil Breaker, and a scaly one at that

[@pollyannaquixote9739]

Video Trivia: Notable celebrity and deity Kyle of Kyle and his friends was planned to voice Urizen, to make it apparent that it is blasphemous to imply any other being could have a similar level of power as Kyle. However, once the working title of the script changed to "Devil Plag'rize", around 30% of the video was directly stolen from holy temples the world over and Kyle was dropped as the voice. Despite this, references to the original script remain in the finished product, most noticeably in scenes regarding Urizen. The Church of Kyle and his friends has made no statement on the controversy but shortly following this video's release announced an unidentified flying object approaching the Hawaiian archipelago at approximately 4730 km/hr.

[@mikkelthepickle6705]

No way, Kyle!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@Max0r]

this is objectively correct

[@sirdarkon4517]

You learn something new everyday huh

[@ayyylmao101]

Kyle is a remnant of Franklin in this canon

[@jimnicholas7334]

Uh... please don't take this the wrong way... ...but what in the godamn *fuck* was that all about?!?!

[@good2goism]

does maxor see the interface of editing software every time he closes his eyes

[@RetroRuin]

*"Yes"*

[@hellatze]

Blink once there it goes 30 min editing

[@et1033]

Most likely.

[@josharmstrong8813]

He's probably used it that much the layout of the interface is literally burned into his retinas

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Gonna take that heart as a yes

[@Foodtube407]

“Damn, she was just about to miss my 60-minute presentation on the Warhammer 40K lore.” That was fucking relatable.

[@localidiotnumber792]

Only 60 minutes tho, it's not a very in depth presentation

[@Foodtube407]

@@localidiotnumber792 Still, very relatable either way.

[@alice-dl6mf]

@@localidiotnumber792maybe it’s just about one single day in the life of one single guy. 60 minutes would be enough time to cover that.

[@tacticaltoad1104]

​@localidiotnumber792 it was about the lazguns to 😢

[@sev1120]

​@@alice-dl6mfunless you're a named character in 40k. Then that barely covers their childhood.

[@catangui_raff]

Wow! This guy's editing is amazing! He should totally collaborate with virtual youtuber Tsunomaki Watame (aged 4 years old in sheep years) from Hololive Japan 4th generation (owned by Cover Corporation).

[@spooksthedeadman7783]

I agree!

[@ichigokurosaki9098]

PLEASE!

[@sleepyash6839]

@@spooksthedeadman7783 I also agree!

[@Swarm07]

Argee

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Agreeing with thou

[@hg_samael]

Vergil hires Vergil's son and Vergil's younger twin brother to defeat Vergil, who then becomes Vergil; featuring Vergil!

[@wonderer-ox2br]

brought to you by vergil (this pcomment is an extra just to make a joke)

[@fdlnharis]

Featuring Vergil from Vergil May Cry: Vergil Edition

[@Hjaws69]

Payed for by our generous sponsor vergil

[@legendarydragon2564]

Vergil is the actual protagonist

[@legendarydragon2564]

@@Hjaws69 no, vergil would never pay

[@chesterthechest0203]

V from cyberpunk 2077

[@eugeneedgeworth1436]

Cyberpunk 2077 V is a virgin who wears recycled garbage. Roman Numeral Five on the other hand is a purebred chad, he’s only 2 days old and he’s already mastered his delegation skills and he combos demons in style using genuine black leather clothing.

[@zaccondiscord7763]

when the cyberpunk is sus

[@SaberRexZealot]

@@eugeneedgeworth1436 Cyberpunk V also can’t even sleep on a bed properly

[@FistofSteel1900]

@@eugeneedgeworth1436 Ah yes, Virgin from AntiqueNightcore 1877

[@milosznonyabuisnes3054]

Keanu Veeves

[@fiercedeity9955]

- Most families: Father: Got your nose! Child: **Happy squealing** - Devil May Cry: Vergil: Got your arm! Nero: **Screaming in pain and agony**

[@OliverTamez__13]

Underrated comment

[@onenormalguythatbreathes7603]

Normal Siblings: "Mommmmm Big is not being fair" "Mommmmm he's lying" Devil May Cry: Vergil:S T A B S A S W O R D T H R O U G H D A N T E

[@TempDevil]

​@@onenormalguythatbreathes7603"Give that to me." "No way, you got your own." "Well I want yours too."

[@TyrannosaurusChexmix]

"Yes Nero, I _do_ have a disability. My IQ is *too high."*

[@prachetasnayse9709]

God damn it

[@arbeanies2813]

Hes just high

[@carljohan9265]

"These enemies are hard to read, and what's even harder to read are my own attacks. However, V CAN read" XD

[@zahari052]

Lmao, V have a higher IQ. ;-;

[@tobiasnocte5515]

He's IQ is too high, he's even able to rig a entire stage to roll around like hot wheels

[@echo9932]

Ah yes, Bury the Light plays whenever Vergil goes anywhere. That do indeed be canon

[@laglappen3012]

isn't it the same with Doom Guy emanating Metal music wherever he goes and the Demons sweating nervously as they hear the music getting louder?

[@DepressedCrow]

@@laglappen3012 the doomslayer canonically listens to Mick Gordon songs

[@KingdonIV]

y e s

[@luciferamigodobairro6169]

7:58 "I cant tell how, but i win." Yeah, sounds like V's gameplay allright

[@Goldenglare_thewindeater]

V’s a ranged fighter. Like if you played KH and just set your companions to offensive mode with occasional close combat. I liked it. But I also enjoyed the adventures of wahoo wacky pizza man. Really just prefer everyone else’s fights to nero’s.

[@LightTrack-]

@@Goldenglare_thewindeater Except that you can LITERALLY win every fight by just mashing buttons brainlessly. He takes practically zero skill unless maybe on the 'Dante Must Die' difficulty but considering you can just run away...i doubt it.

[@killerbug05]

@@LightTrack- newsflash: all the characters in dmc5 are braindead easy even on the hardest difficulty.

[@lag00n54]

but is it fun yep I like summoner kinds of classes so yes

[@mercury2157]

@@killerbug05 the Familiars boss fight in mission 18 would like a word with you

[@mrspiffy8587]

The delivery on "The sword, Nero! I HAVE TO GET THE SWORD!" never fails to make me laugh

[@IrishBagel07]

I'd love to see an Incorrect Summary for Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. I imagine that would be incredible.

[@Max0r]

you will be excited for tomorrow’s stream then

[@IrishBagel07]

@@Max0r m y b o d y i s r e a d y

[@Nuxi10.]

@@IrishBagel07 THE MEMES JACK

[@concernedimperialguardsman993]

N A N O M A C H I N E S S O N

[@DragonaxFilms]

Metal Gear Rising's plot already resembles an Incorrect Summary video if we're being honest xD

[@Volvith]

Max0r: Insane Rambling My ADHD addled brain: _"Ah, yes, sustenance."_

[@mercury2157]

I hate how natural and cohesive it feels to me

[@jackreid2664]

I don't even have ADHD and this is just my preferred form of media. Lots of jokes in rapid succession and visuals that vaguely connect to his current sentence. It's the definition of palatable.

[@firestartergold1768]

@@jackreid2664 same

[@mistamemewide]

Max0r’s content is the perfect fucking content for people with ADHD somehow and it’s beautiful.

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

I can only keep up because of adhd lmao

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

"60 minute presentation on the Warhammer 40k lore" So a brief summary then?

[@vergil5644]

Your profile picture is Heresy

[@butitwasmedio]

not even a summary of the whole thing tbh XD

[@hansyolo8277]

Very brief

[@thomassheffer9199]

More like a short briefing

[@n3rdg4sm69]

a brief summary of Horus' early life

[@2ndsnake899]

0:13 I don't know why, but the image of Nero swinging a chair at Vergil with a collapsed Dante next to him makes me laugh.

[@thedarklrd6714]

He just took both of them out

[@monsterfanatic5344]

"PAY THE DAMN CHILD SUPPORT YOU BASTARD" **Muffled** "I'm okay . . . mostly"

[@ratchex]

It wasn't until I actually played this game that I realized replacing all of the bird's dialogue with audio distortions and error noises was just a straight improvement.

[@amitgabay3721]

Agreed completely

[@raymondlaspina7870]

And just skipping everytime the chick with the car arrives

[@williamgeorge3111]

How bad is it? Edit: I played the game and I actually like Griffon. Although, his funniest moment was when he almost got hit by a teleporting van, so...

[@fandomcringebucket]

@@williamgeorge3111 I mean. From my understanding, the bird just says annoying shit at V like an obnoxious sibling all the time, so.

[@VincentKimihiro]

Rest in peace to his VA though

[@strikermodel]

"yes I do have a disability, my IQ is too high" I love this so much

[@mikellobabilozach3482]

That Man Is To Faqing Great.

[@troIIdier]

"V's fights look like a cartoon battle in a dust cloud" That's hands-down the best description I've ever heard of V's levels

[@forecastlotus3899]

You spam lock on and walk back and fourth or you spam the attack buttons with everything. All while you hear SAVIOR, BLOODSTAIN, HELLFIRE, SHADOW. HEAVEN IN A LANDSLIDE

[@marziy7698]

It's either that or you getting absolutely fucked on dmd

[@firefly56embers33]

@@forecastlotus3899 lol you are not wrong

[@longbeing]

I’ll never get over the fact that people turned the famously tyrannical neckbeard Roman emperor Nero into an anime girl

[@yep1486]

and made her emperor of the moon too

[@Emiya491]

Fate is something else huh I love this franchise

[@Butter_Warrior99]

My waifu.

[@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169]

The funny thing is, that all the Sparda children are named after famous poets, like a fucked up TMNT

[@VERGILGASM]

Actually he was a pretty good emperor, the guy just had mommy issues and was framed for the fire in Rome

[@Zajice]

I enjoy the headcanon that V just reads pony fanfiction.

[@Ramsey276one]

Only READS? XD

[@chillguy7687]

Who’s this “V” you speak of? I think you mean Roman Numeral Five.

[@otterjazz]

Wtf? Lol

[@oreo-postraphe]

Im sure you do

[@letmediealready-m1q]

Its poetry but oke

[@niccologravili2840]

13:25 the funny thing is that nero means black in italian that was a hundred times funnier for me than it was intended to.

[@captainkaiju2273]

I don't know why, but I can't get enough of the "down the street" bits or anything with the dancing Nero/Dante and the constant blasting of Devil Trigger. It cracks me up every time without fail

[@explosivediarrhoea4336]

ALL OF THESE THOUGHTS RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD

[@williamgeorge3111]

@@explosivediarrhoea4336 BLINDING MY SIGHT IN A CURTAIN OF RED

[@reinatr4848]

@@williamgeorge3111FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER

[@williamgeorge3111]

@@reinatr4848 BANG, BANG, BANG -- PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!

[@connorc6200]

@@williamgeorge3111 EMBRACE THE DARKNESS THAT’S WITHIN ME

[@Oldgeezershadow]

“Were you born yesterday?” V: *pauses before changing the subject*

[@Bun777]

14:43 I like to think that V's imagination is full of Dante's praises to him like this lmao

[@Goldenglare_thewindeater]

Technically everything dante said was correct to a degree: V’s tattoos are interesting to look at, he is about 6’4”, and the amount of thirsty fan girls? There are _several_ smuts that would make him a chad by that alone.

[@Bun777]

@@Goldenglare_thewindeater ... I meant in a way that, as the proud older brother he is and because is Vergil! Deep in his heart wants to hear how perfect, dope and SSS he is from his little brother's mouth.

[@Helios810]

@@Goldenglare_thewindeater and the sex at least once goes without being said, Nero’s existence is enough proof

[@help6961]

But v is short for virgin

[@chunkiat6849]

"Were you born yesterday?" - Dante voiced by Max0r. No, he was born 2 days ago, not yesterday.

[@kaadn18]

8:25 Didn't actually expect the elite dangerous capital ship jump noise.

[@Max0r]

That’s because for many of the scenes I have to add in sound effects. That’s the first one I thought of for a big portal.

[@kaadn18]

@@Max0r I noticed, but choice though, made me laugh for a good bit.

[@chrisv9866]

I... came here to ask why the bird lady has an FSD but I guess I was a couple of hours too late

[@Vynalon]

Capital class signature detected

[@Retro-uw5ie]

I didn't even think of that but now I can't ever unhear it.

[@hambo6955]

i didn't know you were voicing V until he started talking about my little pony. VERY good impression

[@m11_loz]

^^ Finally, some else said it

[@Ramsey276one]

69 likes confirmed XD

[@Princess_Ruto]

I have no idea what that man was actually reading, but he gives off the same energy as Genesis Rhapsodos and his goddamn LOVELESS.

[@claypigeon7063]

I’ll be honest… I genuinely want to know which fanfic þat was; it sounds like a good read.

[@adamdimitri2562]

Same here tbh,he did great

[@arc771]

I know this video is oOgA BoOgA monke mode, but I really like the scene of Nero in the garage noticing the man (Vergil) and the first thing he does is offer food and hospitality. We need more Nero today.

[@Mephistofeles]

well, considering that no normal human in the world would pose even a semblance of treat to nero (specially since he still had his devil arm) i guess its understandable how nero can se friendly and chill around someone he never met while most normal people would get worried about getting stabbed or shot to death.

[@VERGILGASM]

It's cause after all the chaos in Fortuna after DMC4 there was lots of orphans and homeless people, Nero and Kyrie run an orphanage, so it's natural he'd ask if the guy needs food. What a great guy.

[@jesusofbullets]

"Oompa loompa doopedy dunk, this game is better than Cyberpunk" I felt like someone physically punched me in the gut, but its... not wrong...

[@sveisik]

10:37

[@aidangordon2713]

"Oompa loompa doopedy pee, Capcom are optimizing gods you see!"

[@jakewhite9691]

The punch felt good xD

[@n124ajdx]

I don't know which games are better that's a subjective thing, But i know that Devil My Cry 5 will always be the coolest and most stylish game ever made.

[@robertminnie782]

Dude's voice acting for V is impeccable. If I didn't know better, I'd either say he kidnapped V's VA, or that he *is* V's VA. Seriously, though, great impression.

[@hruaiteasathing7277]

And he said it isn't in the current position as his other summaries Va's

[@lenobleprince6792]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I died on the kidnapping part, hiring didn't occur XD?

[@vehk9377]

No he just IS V

[@robertminnie782]

@@vehk9377 Yes, this is all canon now. 😂

[@ryukrocks8843]

Downloaded the game literally yesterday and played for the first time, had a fucking heart attack when I realized that V actually fucking sounds like that

[@motivatedstorm6529]

*sips Monster Drink* Ah that was motivating

[@Jesus_Offical]

*Bury The Light intesifies

[@samuraijackson241]

Bury the light. Monster energy ver.

[@SetoTheMotivated_StM]

@@samuraijackson241 monster energy, buried light flavor

[@Sarril101]

3:48 "Now motivated the hero goes to the city to probably do something eventually" Seriously, this video is just stuffed full with absolutely priceless quotes, while the editing is just spicy af. As one man once said "Mmm, damn, that shit's good!"

[@Akira_Apostle_of_Ina]

I cannot express how much I hope to one day see that Watame has actually finally accepted your offers and has a collab with you. Especially because she doesn't know English.

[@lukkassus]

You already know that maxor learned the entire japanese language just in case that Watame would accept his proposal.

[@No-uc6fg]

WataMax0r collab soon™, topics: fuck if anyone knows

[@kevin22105]

@@lukkassus wait, fr ?

[@pyrojinn]

@@No-uc6fg it’s just 2 hours of Max lusting over Watame’s fluffy hair

[@erika002]

2 hours.....huh must be fluffy

[@jamzee_]

8:15 - 8:38 Some of the best delivery of any internet cringelord monologue ever known to man.

[@abbajabba4]

I laughed harder at this part than any other in the video. Hilarious!

[@williamcartertindale11]

Do you use REDDIT?

[@mystr0696]

Helllooooooo

[@matteocave3886]

Now i need a 60 minutes presentation of wharhammer 40k lore done by Max0r

[@toottoot7316]

Friendship indeed is magic

[@zaidanmujahid6567]

AND MAGIC IS HERESY

[@bradthebradley1350]

Toot, u gey

[@pillarofautumm3738]

Welcome to Equestria, where friendship is magic, magic is heresy, and guns beat both - mod reviewer for Hearts of iron 4

[@toottoot7316]

@@bradthebradley1350 bitch

[@lazerninjastudios9827]

And so it is written

[@grieverleonhart2630]

I’ve played through this game so many times and MaxOr recounts it perfectly.

[@Br0leg]

Ah yes, my favorite franchise

[@demo-server4091]

what about Coom?

[@lioneljonson6893]

can't agree more, Maxor is my favorite franchise as well

[@gestaltengine6369]

Ain't nothing like watching some MAX OR GASM in your Fucks News chair

[@dCircusb]

I saw you playing this game while you were online

[@dCircusb]

P.s. i love your work man

[@infamyman7402]

I never thought id hear the word "vorenado" in my life but here we are.

[@ServantofBaal]

Totally missed out on the opportunity to say 'Vore-tex'

[@the-letter_s]

the furry interpretation of the Sharknado films

[@StilvurBee]

this isn't the first time i've heard it, but my memory is bad

[@jadeyshade303]

I love how at the end of some jokes, you can hear him slightly holding in his laughter and it makes the jokes hit 10x more

[@arsenelupin530]

Fa-FA-Fast Gior Rilla and his friend, ( tries not to explode ) Devil May Cry is the seller for me

[@dennisyukhanov1672]

You can’t travel through here with a car

[@lucyarisato6850]

Max, I know you think your current content is better (and I think so too) but your old content is still absolutely phenomenal. I’m willing to binge through all of it while waiting to see what in god’s name you’re going to do to Minos Prime. Thank you, man. You really do make our days better with your personality and editing.

[@ZFRobin]

so this is what post covid America looks like

[@chrisbj5251]

What are you talkin about? that's clearly East Africa.

[@Clonetrooperz48]

@@chrisbj5251 Clearly not, There's Drinkable Water in this place.

[@embasorangiratina36]

@@Clonetrooperz48 Flint would like to know your location.

[@PunishedLoaf]

@@Clonetrooperz48 Nestlé would like to know your location.

[@imalemon6626]

hilarious and original

[@uzumazin5099]

5:28 *V:* Die, bitch… [LASAGNA] (V summons Shadow, aptly named [LASAGNA] to attack Goliath) *Shadow:* [LASAGNA] (Shadow flips, ramming towards Goliath, transitioning to an explosion) God bless Felix.

[@shadowform1264]

best ahaha

[@HackerMan203]

i laughed so hard at this part,i also think [LASANGA] coild be its name.

[@dankerbell]

i love the way shadow says lasagna

[@monsterfanatic5344]

*L a s a g n a*

[@TimothyClaassens]

Why is he called lasagna anyway? I feel like I've missed something important.

[@loveisgrim]

15:30 "however V can read" is the best edited line i have seen in a hot minute. And I appreciated it. Thank you.

[@kaienjin5468]

"And after whatever this is V reads a story where he wins the fight and the enemies die."

[@purplehaze2358]

On the first playthrough: "V sprains his ankle or something." On the second playthrough: "V experienced a fuckin post-traumatic episode, flashing back to the time he was tortured and twisted into a demonic husk of his former self."

[@Swordsmage]

I love how you can see Max0r's love of Metal Gear Rising foreshadowed here by constantly using its boss music.

[@Al_musawi14]

The build up to rising is insane

[@leobastian_]

the weirdest part is, DMCs music isnt bad. Its great! he could have perfectly used the original tracks. but he still replaced them with MGR tracks

[@Emiya491]

@@leobastian_ both have godly music tracks

[@juztplayinminecraft385]

@@leobastian_mgrr has the best boss music, change my mind

[@dankerbell]

@@leobastian_ he does

[@franciscobautista9379]

The comedy is awesome and all, but 5's last line in the final scene of this video just came off as incredibly epic.

[@Max0r]

That line took 5 tries

[@Broadcast13-9]

Ba doom ching

[@romanjustroman7445]

Can't stop replaying it tbh

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

The fact that he mentions Neros arm to be a fisting device is hilarious knowing there’s an in game arm implied to be kyries fisting arm

[@Goldenglare_thewindeater]

Which one?

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

@@Goldenglare_thewindeater it’s called the Sweet Surrender

[@benjamintan5399]

@@Childishxmarkeeloo its meant for massaging her shoulders and hips dammit

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

@@benjamintan5399 that’s what the government wants you to think 😉

[@ordinarytree4678]

@@benjamintan5399 nah its for tossing salads

[@Lolvi6]

I like how he joked about the devil breakers being different kinds of vibrator but made no mention of the one that is literally a vibrator

[@arksigma7709]

Two words that perfectly describe this video: *Meme Chaos*

[@BMXR0]

Lampoil, ROPE, BOMBS? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough RUPISS

[@leotenenbaum6806]

I almost had an aneurysm watching it but I now know every event in it

[@Ramsey276one]

My answer: LOVED IT

[@Sakhmeov]

*Dylan Might Cringe 5: **_Friendship Is A Fisting Device_*

[@FistofSteel1900]

And LOTS of Monster Energy

[@mickeymouse6628]

Speciality weapons you’ll apparently need to survive this game: +1 Sword of Redditors +2 Mastery of delegation skills +5 Hit his legs to go up +10 fisting device

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

-10 Hat of Bankruptcy

[@emescub]

A book, reading about 5 letters.

[@Shinransa]

+5 UmU and famous Vtuber Watame collaboration attempt as well apparently.

[@sulthanarya3281]

-10 deadweight

[@arkhamjamesv]

The ability to read a story where you win and the enemies die.

[@Demon-Akuoka]

15:29 "and as all white women these, these enemies are hard to read, but even harder to read are my own f*€king attacks. however... V *can read*!" I actually died that part.

[@Ploaper]

3:12 thank god he didn't mention sweet surrender

[@AlexorPwnsAll]

“Yes I do have a disability, my IQ is too high” 😂

[@ichabodlorax7585]

You may laugh now, but just you wait...

[@adamlong6711]

That’s actually a disability. It’s called Aspergers.

[@not_herobrine3752]

so its an enability

[@rubensneto9049]

nero: goddammit

[@PhazonAran]

8:25 Is that the Elite Dangerous capital ship warping sound ? My god Max0r truly is a man of culture

[@ThatSpecificIndividual]

Now that is a subtle reference.

[@Aivri]

Capital shit signature detected.

[@aetherreed6007]

"Were you born yesterday?" is the best line in this entire video.

[@RedaiRmal]

Man, I fucking love Watame.

[@Ramsey276one]

11:00

[@samuraijackson241]

Looks like you are also stuck in the rabbit hole.

[@PeachDragon_]

Watame simps are weak -botan simp

[@RedaiRmal]

@@samuraijackson241 it's been pleasant :)

[@RedaiRmal]

@@PeachDragon_ look, we're all Simps here.

[@g.wilson536]

Oh my god, that edit at 5:43 changing V's book yo MLP is so unnecessary and so clean, I love it

[@MATT-660]

Tought it was a mod holy shit

[@fantomuresa]

@@MATT-660 it is

[@the-letter_s]

why is Anton Chigurh reading MLP

[@Jirudoggu]

nah, it's a real mod

[@troIIdier]

Yeah this game has crazy mod support since it's on RE Engine

[@joaoaugusto6290]

Wait Yamato can make you go to the Futa Dimension!?? So this is Why in Dmc4 the Pope and the church wanted yamato so Bad?

[@VergilSpardason436]

What does futa mean?

[@anonymousasshat7018]

Futas are kinda hot... BTW, I am a woman. And, uh, yeah.

[@VergilSpardason436]

@@anonymousasshat7018 ok ik what futa means now but miss not that kind of futa the other one

[@DianaProudmoore]

Oh Sparda~

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat]

@@VergilSpardason436 There are no other meanings for futa what are you talking about

[@Wizard_Cat]

10:30 was probably the best part ngl

[@we_dontknowmynamename386]

yes Mupa lupa didinm Daif, I will end your fucking like, Mupa lupa Didinbin Dunk, This game is better than cyberpunk

[@charmisz]

Yes.

[@smugbowkid9919]

The amount of gen z humor I am processing is frying my brain- Edit: Does this mean Nero has the same self-control as my mother shopping in Sears?

[@BladePHF]

Mandalore is a medicated SsethTzeentach. Max0r is Mandalore when the doctor has him switch from the anti-psychotics to Ritalin.

[@MrWooaa]

This is cannon.

[@Statusinator]

I'm pretty sure Sseth is actually on Ritalin IRL.

[@GuyParson]

Seth's a doctor , he has his own supply

[@ARStudios2000]

I had this headcanon too

[@ayyylmao101]

I live for how Bury the Light plays, muffled, at every other opportunity LMAO

[@COOMGUY]

Fun fact, in the Fate franchise (the one where Nero Claudius is from) you all also have to kill alien demonic trees in a Game.

[@bdavies1993]

“This is an entirely unrelated incident.” Such a deep cut into the lore that the tree was going to grow in the middle of the city regardless of what Vergil was going to do

[@NoHandle44]

0:56 This is my favorite joke of his whole 2 part DMC 5 videos.

[@vidman102]

[Muffled Bury the Light] “What _is_ that music?” *[PROVOKING!]* “Wait, what the fuck?!”

[@Da_caffeinated_insomniac]

The entire joke is motivated

[@HackerMan203]

@@vidman102 i have a better one [Muffled rise and shine from shantae] What is that music playing- *[we will dance thourgh the danger]* "WAIT,WHAT THE FU-

[@Streetcleanergaming]

[Muffled Bury The Light] He's right behind he isn't he.

[@shortlived4303]

There are only 3 transitions: "Like a week later or something" "Meanwhile down the street" "Hop in this teleporting va-- ... ... ...ok..."

[@SlendyK]

"You cant travel through here with a car" Nico traversing space time to end up somehow like 50 stories up in the qliphoth

[@Kohai-Connoisseur]

8:01 That is some of the most genuinely hysterical foreshadowing I've ever seen.

[@Vergil_Sparda_1976]

It was funny af

[@Hardbass2021]

3:28 "Get in my teleporting van!" "*Your what?!*" Teleports to a new location. "Alright." Well, Nico's van can arrive at the area you're in as long as you call for her from the nearest phone booth. But damn, this is funny as hell.

[@jackreid2664]

That line isn't actually in the game is it? I'm just wondering since max0r didnt credit anyone as voicing her and I think I recognize the voice.

[@mexicanbear2658]

@@jackreid2664 it’s not, nico actually has a different voice in the game

[@miisty2871]

@@jackreid2664 If I remember correctly then the person who voiced Nico was Maxor's mom

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

Buy a cell phone then Vergil will ask "What is this power"

[@arandommyvtfan]

"V's gamplay is very simple. You tell this guy and this guy to kill things for you. And when the time comes, *READ* ."

[@KingdonIV]

in other words button mash

[@P4R53C5]

* Touhou music plays *

[@TickleTipson-vm7dd]

11:30 *Yeah.*

[@TyTheTurtle]

Bro if this is below your standards you get some INSANE standards. This was incredible!!

[@ALJ9000]

Watch his Metal Gear Rising: Revengance video for his current standards

[@siliswest498]

@@ALJ9000 watch his Ultrakill video for his currenter standards

[@cymes82]

I don't think standards have anything to do with it. KZbin tends to demonetise videos some time after an upload , for no reason whatsoever, so it's not an economically sound decision to encourage people watching your older stuff.

[@owyemen9367]

@@cymes82 read the pinned comment

[@sirbluvus]

0:28 MAN this one kills the shit out of me EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@relestro806]

*Lamarizen isn't real, he can't hurt you* Lamarizen: 13:15

[@stevenreid2223]

Neroooo.

[@thewingsoffried-om]

Lamarizen

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@stevenreid2223 I mean, Nero means black in Italian (not Roman Latin) and funnier thing is, that would be the literal n word for the Italians if they haven't already

[@MoltenBoii]

@@shanedoesyoutube8001 is that why V said something about italians before the vergil fuse.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@MoltenBoii no... NO... This is bullshit, I refuse to believe it. There's no way... It can't be the case... "Now I know, Jeff, that it's hard to let poor people into build a bear workshop. Especially when they're Italian"

[@raiznsisig]

7:16 That clip gave me a heart attack. I don't like seeing pins being bent. *shivers*

[@hungrytaco6879]

Well, technically V isn't wrong about having sex at least once.

[@flatchett]

I would like this comment, unfortunately it already has the 69 likes limit

[@MemoriesInMonochrome]

😊❤ tee hee

[@Emiya491]

Wait what Oh I think I get it now

[@tankhead2645]

Plot twist: verg donated his JUDGEMENT NUT to a sperm bank

[@confusedbakugo1373]

We have no proof that Vergil doesn't reproduce by mitosis.

[@kristianryzhov664]

Dante: "I've heard that line 5 fucking times in last 20 years, were you born yesterday?" V (born yesterday):...

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

actually it was 2 weeks before that conversation

[@adamlong6711]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 correction: 2 DAYS.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@adamlong6711 well, i've looked at it again, and it could be anything from less than a day, to almost a month

[@dylanwills1138]

9:36 well, Five isn't wrong since it wouldn't be possible for a car to go through, however a teleporting van is a different story.

[@obliviousollie1293]

14:23 for some reason I thought he was going to say I am monsoon off the sussy imposters

[@gepettogreco]

The "I have rigged the stage to roll around like Hot Wheels" "What?" part murdered me. I laughed so hard that I felt something pop in my intestines and I still have a whizz when I breathe even after watching this and part 2. Thank you for that, it's been a while since I've laughed this hard.

[@_12k70]

Here's a Nut Breaker Vibrator list: Overnut: Vibrates the electromagnetic field in front of it, can also self-destruct for a explosive finish Gernut: Vibrate shockwaves that can caught enemies by surprise, also as a penetrating laser Nutline: Automatic Rocket Fisting Device™️ Nutskelter: Vibrates in a drill motion for maximum penetration Nutarm: I-I have no description for this one, I mean, do I need to explain anything ? You pick the enemy, you smash the enemy, is that simple Tomnut: Vibrates Nero's sword to an aroused state, making it harder, faster, better, stronger...buuut it breaks in one hit, I thought Tomboys were more resilient than that Rawnut: BDSM whip. Nuttime: Vibrates his position and the enemies in space and time, the ultimate makes time itself cum so everthing looks likes it's on slow-mo

[@water_color]

Do the DLC Breakers lol

[@_12k70]

@@water_color YOU did those, and deleted your comment, WATER ! ( -once the bringer of life...now...the bringer of DEATH- )

[@water_color]

@@_12k70 Should I put it up again I think they deleted on their own

[@_12k70]

@@water_color Maybe KZbin does not like the term "shooting cum", kinda ironic tbh

[@water_color]

Pasta Nut: Scrambles a good Portuguese Breakfast Mega Nut: Vibrates your virility to shoot balls and assume the legendary Y Pose Monke Nut: Vibrates your banana as you embrace M O N K E Shall Nut Surrender: *the time has come and so have i*

[@newtypeofguy6356]

“A Redditor told me there’s a sword in that house!” is killing me and idk why that’s so strong. It just is That GTAV joke was underrated. And since Nero literally means “black”... Well done, sir. Well done.

[@VERGILGASM]

He was named after a black blankie he was wrapped in when he was found Vergil in DMC3 also had a black blankie as a part of his outfit

[@courier6640]

I like that Nero is the only one that doesn't underestimate Nico's power to plow her van literally anywhere. The others are always amused or mildly surprised.

[@lamcb.9476]

What kills me about the “disarming” move. Vergil literally pulled Nero’s arm off. Like the man grabs it like a crab leg, and breaks it off

[@californiansniper2133]

What if he actually had to fight Nero would’ve been really awkward if he lost 😂

[@Ramsey276one]

Sneak Attack Critical Clean Hit XD

[@Ramsey276one]

1:03

[@mordecaimayne8789]

1:05 I know you nearly broke character. I can feel you laughing at the absurdity of an arm swipe like that.

[@motivated4500]

"Oompa Loompa Dippidy Dife I will end your f*cking life" "Oompa Loompa Dippidy Donk this game is better than Cyberpunk" these 2 lines made me laugh

[@bruhgod123]

same

[@waibashi]

11:30 The little "ya" gets me everytime