“Did you record it?” “No.” “Well that’s a sin you’re going to hell.”
@thejaded Жыл бұрын
"Should've let me to it.. oh"
@LisaAnn777 Жыл бұрын
Right? If gay girls have sex they have to record otherwise their ass will get barbecued in hell.
@jayubig Жыл бұрын
greatest line ever
@leviuzumaki3903 Жыл бұрын
“Should’ve called me I would’ve been the camera man, like the uh green frog in the corner…”
@xAllSystemsReadyx Жыл бұрын
"There you go guys, go follow this bitch" I'm done!!!!!!!!
@XBMAN Жыл бұрын
🤣
@fackingfackfack Жыл бұрын
Literally was just replaying that part just now, has me dead💀💀💀
@icu8903 Жыл бұрын
I won’t follow… it was funny though
@PillowheadRides Жыл бұрын
Then doesn’t show the name lol
@Xzanthian Жыл бұрын
"Whatever you do DO NOT skip another meal my friend." I lost it. HAHAHAHHA
@zsgvcfcgfdd Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂
@firasbn7777 Жыл бұрын
"My wife is a pig" I'm dying
@jesuschristislord77733 Жыл бұрын
😆😂😭
@gerrym.9354 Жыл бұрын
04:19 "What are your sins, besides your eyebrows being so far apart?" hahaha
@williambonilla4092 Жыл бұрын
I was eating dinner and started coughing when he called the kid a starving dog. Then came the "eyebrows far apart girl". Lmao
@aceroger4584 Жыл бұрын
Fr same here man,abused dogs😂
@bamse16183 ай бұрын
"What are your sins, besides your eyebrows being to far apart?" That killed me.
@king_supreme1102 Жыл бұрын
Your comedy is a gift to the people. It’s underestimated how much a good laugh can help someone, even for just a moment. You’re a great dude!
@wickedmikes5281 Жыл бұрын
Takes one to know one.
@wickedmikes5281 Жыл бұрын
@@Kevin-co7dr That was a dad joke if ever I heard one. Totally mean that as a compliment.
@huntergatherer613 Жыл бұрын
"You look like one of those abused Dogs!"
@pedrolopa2 Жыл бұрын
"did you record it" Killed me 😂
@Alphakennyone13 Жыл бұрын
I mean it’s probably a sin for some of these young kids to be on Omegle. Love the vids hilarious every single time!
@BushSage Жыл бұрын
the second kid was the definition of a fuckboi, how the hell do they transform so young
@BakaTaco Жыл бұрын
@@BushSage Evolution sometimes picks people and decides to go the opposite direction.
@doc-holliday- Жыл бұрын
@@BushSage He's vaping though so he's automatically cool right?
@spideyop4062 Жыл бұрын
Kermit the Dawg
@Hh5hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Жыл бұрын
More like the gawd
@Zaphrey Жыл бұрын
Dude he's a frawg 🐸
@Pandafox4321 Жыл бұрын
@@Zaphrey you’re racist
@MrParkerman6 Жыл бұрын
Kermit Dee Nutz
@viceroy586 Жыл бұрын
He's a Cell best friend
@thisdude9363 Жыл бұрын
Good to see Omegle is really enforcing that 18+ only rule. To be fair, if they actually banned all the kiddies anytime they hopped into video chat, they'd have like 20 users left.
@21daystill Жыл бұрын
was just gonna say that hahaha. i expect this would be taken down
@macrocosm4442 Жыл бұрын
Ha
@macrocosm4442 Жыл бұрын
Yea.❤❤❤❤❤i❤❤i❤i❤u❤tfsshuuu❤u❤
@bonbonpony Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but how exactly they're supposed to do that without requiring every user to show them a scan of their ID and saying bye bye to privacy? :q It's not Omegle's job to parent your kids.
@jfree111 Жыл бұрын
Kermit's wit is off the charts!! 😂😂😂😂
@Frogger Жыл бұрын
"I found god. He was under a rock" dude, that just broke me xD
@st.vanstar758 Жыл бұрын
"My Wife is a Pig" ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zaz4667 Жыл бұрын
I was drinking some water and almost choked to death on water laughing when 5:39 Kermit said " I just do this for the alter boys!"
@ricky4673 Жыл бұрын
Lol, he has said that multiple times. Everytime it's hilarious 😂. This dude didn't even realize the joke tho. I thought the but about miss piggy and no pork was even better.
@Siphokdog Жыл бұрын
The eyebrows joke tho😂😂
@wickedmikes5281 Жыл бұрын
Always hilarious. Always positive. Deftones at the end FTW.
@toastedg1 Жыл бұрын
He told bro dont skip another meal lol got me in tears
@jeepsblackpowderandlights4305 Жыл бұрын
dude vaping with a squeeky voice he must be 14
@GhostStalker16 Жыл бұрын
On god
@fritos1445 Жыл бұрын
I'll never understand vaping. It was used as a tool for people to stop smoking and now people are starting smoking with it. Every time I see one, it makes me cringe.
@Accrovideogames Жыл бұрын
@@fritos1445 It was never a tool to get people to stop smoking, it was only advertised as one. Cancer companies needed a way to make new generations of addicts to replace the ones who died. In a world where cancer sticks were getting less and less cool to kids, they needed a new strategy to hook them up. By pretending that electronic cigarettes are a safe alternative and by adding flavors to make them look more cool, they achieved what they wanted. They also took advantage of the lack of regulation because it was a novel idea. As soon as that fad starts to die, they'll come up with a new one.
@HaplessOne6 ай бұрын
@@fritos1445it was never meant to be a stop smoking aid. The kids stopped thinking smoking was cool so cigarette companies had to do something to get kids smoking again.
@death5talker45 Жыл бұрын
He really got her with the Eyebrows So Far Apart Sin
@JBXXR Жыл бұрын
that guitar riff is the chorus from 'Still Beats Your Name' by Killswitch Engage if anyone is wondering.
@eliteteamkiller319 Жыл бұрын
LOL didn't even put her tiktok Kermit you swindled her haha. I know you got to stomp the competition. Well done.
@Kallosis Жыл бұрын
What was it then 🤣
@shearwood757 Жыл бұрын
1:18 the guy in the background about his sister and his friend trying to cover for him 🤣
@ButteredToast325 ай бұрын
That girl will never recover from that roast about her eyebrows 💀
@healthsciencevideos9346 Жыл бұрын
Kermit should have sung, "In the Arms of an Angel", to that skinny boy like they do in that commercial with the starving dogs and cats.
@izzythere77 Жыл бұрын
What's her tiktok, though ? 😂
@DEMON_DEMOLISHER Жыл бұрын
He's one of them underrated KZbinrs, man.
@aurorarose. Жыл бұрын
Loved the stream max keep up the work ❤
@joshbannink1312 Жыл бұрын
Yikes the IQ of the kids @ 0:48 they will DEFINITELY go far in life 😂
@Accrovideogames Жыл бұрын
They're also doing drugs, so their brains won't be able to develop and mature properly, thus making things even worse for them in the future.
@phoenix0153 Жыл бұрын
3:00 The ole "poophole loophole"
@Maremons Жыл бұрын
“Still Beats Your Name” straight into “My Own Summer” big W
@CreepyStoryFun Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@Maxamili Жыл бұрын
No, thank you!
@Randii225 Жыл бұрын
The girl at the end lmao had me dying actually lol she was shocked as to me when you show miss piggy lol dude got the whole setup
@RoyalSubjectsMusic Жыл бұрын
3:08 I died.
@FayDSeafish Жыл бұрын
The thumbnail is a youtuber by the name of vlad ncl, I saw you in his vid as well.😂 *nvm I'm slow and looked at different thumbnail*
@Maxamili Жыл бұрын
Lol what? The thumbnail is a chick my dude. Vlad is not in this video.
@FayDSeafish Жыл бұрын
@@Maxamilibro this is a total different video than the one I meant to comment on 😭
@FayDSeafish Жыл бұрын
Max after reading my comment: 6:06
@ForrestGumpWR Жыл бұрын
Love your videos Max 😍 Thank you bro!
@vmthelegend5140 Жыл бұрын
That kid should learn the word "respect" but the fact that kermit is married to a pig, made that situation so insane and funny.
@MadBalmer1Ай бұрын
Had to pause the vid after the 'Did you record it?' line to laugh for a good five minutes straight. Too funny
@-Fibreglass- Жыл бұрын
"Father please forgive me"
@ThisIsBradleyThomas Жыл бұрын
Yes more max content
@shelbie2490 Жыл бұрын
I've been watching when he's on. So happy he's red deading....
@Djskinvin Жыл бұрын
Did no one else get the, "You know gluttony is a sin?" joke??
@memejeff Жыл бұрын
yeah, he's fat
@raytotherose10101 Жыл бұрын
5:02 omg this part killed me LMAO
@ajayisbetter Жыл бұрын
lol I was looking for anybody else who found it funny
@DarkZodiacZZ Жыл бұрын
Father Kermit in all his holiness, his holy candle lit and dripping? 😁
@MarcoNoPolo Жыл бұрын
Loving Father Kermit. 👍👍
@pablocm2358 Жыл бұрын
This shit is pure gold 👑
@Hooligan4200 Жыл бұрын
Siii father Kermit out here changing lives and Killin fk boy vibes 😂😂😂 I ain't even mean to rhyme 😂😂
@ahmedabboud6547 Жыл бұрын
YOOOOOOO!!!! Mad respect to you knowing Deftones. It is CRIMINAL how underrated they are and how much people don't know them.
@Sigmallennial2 ай бұрын
I found you a few days ago and I've already watched a ton of your videos thinking "this dude and I could get along". Then, you asked someone to play Deftones and that confirmed it.
@TimJBucci Жыл бұрын
Damn I want to get on Omegle just to confess my sins to Father Kermit.
@thatminilovingrot26945 ай бұрын
"I just do this for the alter boys"
@randommminator Жыл бұрын
Awwww yeahhhh can’t get enough of my brothaaaaa Max wayyyyy talented with Kermit, Cletus, Lana, Buck McCoy and you name it just pure brilliant, fun and entertainment!!!
@sirvegas5446 Жыл бұрын
"I'm gay with Jesus." - Abraham Lincoln
@Glen_John Жыл бұрын
Honestly love your videos, always make me smile and sometimes have a Lough attack 😂❤
@weego2585 Жыл бұрын
Good to know Kermit has declared sodomy is no longer a sin.
@TicTac2 Жыл бұрын
a sin not to film it LMAO
@kurtperner46659 ай бұрын
Father Kermit.. 😅 Love your content dude..
@yrisotto6678 Жыл бұрын
Love your videos man
@damienkinchen Жыл бұрын
Man, why you stopped saying "whatchu doin on omegal"? Lol
@loud26084 ай бұрын
3:25 the same thing I thought when he popped up but damn, props for saying it 😂😂😂
@dustbunny2105 Жыл бұрын
kermit has to sip his tea after this funny video
@stratfordbaby7 ай бұрын
1:00 Little kid vaping. He'll probably be dead before 20.
@flyinggordonproductions4875 Жыл бұрын
First guy didn’t even realize Kermit was there bro was talking to him like he thought Kermit was real
@nic4090 Жыл бұрын
We need more Father Kermit!!!
@flamestar5574 ай бұрын
LMAO these are the gosh dam best. Hope there are more like these cause oh my gosh it got my stomach rolling. Aside from the lesbo bi whatever girl the rest was all getting me dead. My throat hurts.
@dg74388 ай бұрын
People are gonna be haunted when they see a Muppet show now lol
@Amir76fresno Жыл бұрын
KERMIT ROCKS 🎉❤. Watching your videos make my days bro. Cheers from Stockholm 🎉
@bielbiel6324 Жыл бұрын
Only after 4min I realized he was in a church background
@GnomicLev Жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy video I've seen
@jeepsblackpowderandlights4305 Жыл бұрын
whens your next live stream ? im drunk and i need entertainment haha
@cyndllloyd2947 Жыл бұрын
Bless me Father for I have sinned... well, I'm Irish, so you can probably guess the naughty things I've done, so, I'm sure we can work something out.
@benconway90104 ай бұрын
pastor kermit: I was like you then I found god guy:you found god how did find him??? pastor kermit: under a rock boom there he was.........🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@liamramjean8542 Жыл бұрын
My escape is - Runny down the road naked ( shouting )
@liamramjean8542 Жыл бұрын
@Maxamili01 what's going on?
@maxliebe114 Жыл бұрын
This was hilarious
@vtxfan Жыл бұрын
Oh YES, father Kermit is BACK 🤙
@MrParkerman6 Жыл бұрын
That's what she said!
@berzerkerrage8156 Жыл бұрын
Yo it's berzerker again glad to see u its been a while
@FlatOutAnakin898 Жыл бұрын
The guy at the end 🤘🥳 Love the vids Max! 💚
@saturnmoonrocks69176 ай бұрын
THATS WHERE I SEEN YOU FROM! I been watching your gta RP I thought i reconized you i love ur kermit videos too! XD
@Tuckers_Brick_Studio7 ай бұрын
I didn’t know Kermit worked part time a pastor and PRAISE JESUS !!!!! EVERYONE because this frog is a hard worker 😊😊
@CarloxForever Жыл бұрын
Ok, but for those of us that can't be on the livestream, what's her tiktok?
@logobonnieGNA Жыл бұрын
I have started the hunt looking for Kermit on Omegle! I Won’t stop till I come across this wild creature right here!!
@donaldpaulson3920 Жыл бұрын
Def wasn't expecting the "my wife is a pig, think going to stop eating her a**"
@ramjam-zv7mi22 күн бұрын
You killed the game man 😂
@Truth72500 Жыл бұрын
Father Kermit
@TyrannosaurusRex.. Жыл бұрын
Father kermit
@21daystill Жыл бұрын
one of the best musical outros in a while. also the bit about you eating miss piggies ass so you cant convert to muslim was hilarious.
@infinitexp420 Жыл бұрын
Kermit the G 😂
@pstuddy Жыл бұрын
2:30 so whats her tiktok cuz damn she’s cute af
@SiDPT15 Жыл бұрын
Smh these simps smh
@DosCaracteres Жыл бұрын
@@SiDPT15 no simping just curious
@EZEKlEL_17 ай бұрын
I found him under a rock got me dieing
@flyguytone1727 Жыл бұрын
Eyebrows to far apart 😂😂
@thejaded Жыл бұрын
When he says "Father Kermit", its's cute 😅😅
@DamienBrown-z4m5 ай бұрын
After shower his pickle he thought to himself and found Jesus
@smartiinvest Жыл бұрын
3:12 "Did you record it, or......?"
@jacobwhelan45 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t you find Vlad at some point doing this lol
@RickySTanicky223 Жыл бұрын
4:18. Youre right Kermit. Those eyebrowse are thousand miles apart.
@schizobipolarjoe Жыл бұрын
damn it father kermit you didn't even post the the ladies tiktok that's a sin.
@bloodynessie1 Жыл бұрын
I love Father Kermit. ❤😂
@1KKVV Жыл бұрын
2:36 💀ain't no way he said that
@salahibrahim5711 Жыл бұрын
What's her tiktok
@WhiteOneRomeo5 ай бұрын
Drinking in excess to become a fool is a sin.
@rossshepherd9836 Жыл бұрын
I'd skip people that have the urge to say "brih" or "bruh".