smash or pass but it's absolutely UNHINGED

[@joesjoes20]

Guys are held to such high body standards. No matter how much I work out, I will never be a McChicken.

[@ElDragow]

Guys are unironically held to higher body standards than women. And i don't care about what the fucking media shows. I'm talking about what body range women would fuck, and what body range men would fuck.

[@PapaMarku]

legendary comment

[@BlutigeTranen]

Yeah, how can I live up to a Goldfish cracker.

[@Joshua-qv1ho]

this implies that the ultimate goal of working out is to smash

[@GameJack26]

i did NOT appreciate that first one coming up as i was eating goldfish

[@GameJack26]

i JUST HAD to pull out the pringles next

[@surfingthedarkness]

ROFL

[@fluffyheaddd5215]

reading this while eating goldfish.

[@StormageddonTMS]

Oh like how PeachJar said she’d eat it?

[@schana96]

Yes you were 😏

[@colelarsen-cj-8952]

Man, I love watching Maya's wholesome and friendly content! I can't wait for this wholesome and friendly video!

[@nyxx7813]

peachjars got that fit like a passive aggressive valley mom who drives a minivan like a coupe.

[@malkinmalone]

…And she looks good in it, too.

[@appleman29]

@@malkinmalone they were not saying she looks bad.. relax

[@malkinmalone]

@@appleman29 ??

[@appleman29]

@@malkinmalone ur acting like they said something bad about her?

[@malkinmalone]

@@appleman29 nope

[@calilugas_psychiatrist]

not clickbait, they totally followed through on the unhinged promise.

[@daswienerle3018]

Peach is just looking for content

[@12354rony]

@@daswienerle3018 or you looking to add another useless comment

[@kailyncorey8267]

And yet you commenting supports her content

[@calilugas_psychiatrist]

@@kailyncorey8267 Err, I'm happy to support Maya's content. she's great.

[@kailyncorey8267]

@@calilugas_psychiatrist oops. Meant to reply to daswienerle3018 about peach’s content, not mayas lol. Obviously we’re all here because we like maya

[@AshralDude]

The way they almost started crying when they found out Connor’s mom was in the car 😂

[@Hellsatanx]

Mayas purity to corruption spectrum is one of the widest I've ever seen in anyone

[@nickmilo932]

Hmm you must not know the stories of old

[@OlgaUnKolhozs]

Stories of old tell me wise man​@@nickmilo932

[@technoid9784]

@@nickmilo932 oh lord, enlighten me

[@sunnybey]

I will not tolerate this Courage the Cowardly Dog slander. He literally faces his fears every episode out of pure love for his family. He’s also just super sweet!

[@jdjohnson1591]

Yeah, but just imagine one of any number of times Courage has screamed in terror, then take that scream and overlay it over him having sex. Because you just *know* Courage screams when he hits climax.

[@hannahsmith7693]

okay but bru he's a dog 😭

[@nickmilo932]

​​@@hannahsmith7693not really he's a cartoon of a PURPLE humanoid doglike intelligent being

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

@@hannahsmith7693 They said smash on a chicken sandwich.

[@barabara9855]

It's okay not to say smash but they disrespected his character, which I will not stand for 😤

[@bunniesprite]

“I use mine like a coin purse” help why was this inspirational to me. Like omg yes I do have a little purse to put my treasures in you’re so right

[@creationclouds]

"He comes out and says 'Bello'" killed me and my neighbors literally made a nosie complaint so this video is gold

[@birdologist333]

i learned so many new words this stream this is truly the educational content i subbed for

[@liquid_777s]

Maya I've loved your mini nature documentaries, ik it isn't relavent but I know youre hopefully reading this. Please dont stop making them, or these hilarious videos

[@hushglowie]

but would you smash Scar though, that's more important

[@liquid_777s]

@hushglowie no- nala tho...

[@bl_ss]

Of all the freaky shit that was said in this video, I was the most unready for "yeast infections are a mindset" being said so casually and unrelenting

[@andrewbloom7694]

Technically every woman always has a yeast infection if you think about it lol

[@Antwon22]

"I'm not racist to Italians, I love spaghetti" -peachjars 2024

[@dankmemester123]

“Ive been to Olive Garden 3 times.”

[@SWHBOYCE]

Marco Polo brought rice to China from Italy ; in turn the Chinese gave Italy noodles... in 1340... ' Bon Appetite !!! ' ' Polo , a little later brought back a black powder that was used for 3,000 thousand years in fire works only to be used for the invention of a pistol ( early 1400's..) hence ," gun powder "... In 1540 " ish " tomato's were introduced to Italy ( only yellow tomato's then...) When they planted seeds , they turned red...

[@zanpix]

IT CURVES IN A WHIMSICAL WAY?

[@12354rony]

You know it

[@mk0w0]

29:17 The animal crossing language Maya is doing is ON POINT

[@neutralweird]

45:03 he starts with "[m]om's in the car" for the record

[@Huginn87OG]

He does

[@andrewbloom7694]

I couldn't tell thats what he said until after lol

[@RiversideM]

Sounds more like "I'm in the car" than "mom's in the car", even when thinking it might be the latter

[@N313GrayFox]

The funniest part about this is Maya literally interacting and saying "hi" to Conner's mom, but she still doesn't realize it's her.

[@schana96]

I love how Maya is just stuck in the couch crack. Like a cat that got itself stuck.

[@Peter_Cordes]

Peach is 100% correct about Michelin stars. (Although the Michelin tire-guy mascot is not strongly associated with the guide, especially these days, but the wiki article has a cartoon of him holding it. And smoking because it was from 1911 and he's French.) The wikipedia article for the Michelin guide confirms the facts: > In 1900, there were fewer than 3,000 cars on the roads of France. To increase the demand for cars and, accordingly, car tyres, the car tyre manufacturers and brothers Édouard and André Michelin published a guide for French motorists, the Guide Michelin (Michelin Guide).[2] Nearly 35,000 copies of this first, free edition were distributed. It provided information to motorists such as maps, tyre repair and replacement instructions, car mechanics listings, hotels, and petrol stations throughout France. The original rating system: * 1 star: very good, worth stopping * 2 stars: worth going out of your way * 3 stars: worth a special trip

[@lilywelling]

It's so funny when Peach gets pouty about Michellen man being in pass

[@Azsweettea]

He needs justice

[@Zectifin]

maya saying she doesn't like the Michelin man's body and I'm sitting here lookin just like him.

[@Spammit-ye4vw]

michelin guy getting passed is crazy to me, maya actually starts vouching for a caterpillar immediately afterwards, you're kidding LOL

[@fujster]

This is probably the best collab I've ever watched. The synergy is actually just peak comedy

[@wickedjuice]

That was great that maya invited peach to join her this time around. Even though a lot of the list was the same, I do think the list that maya made the previous time (while she was high btw) was funnier. Surprisingly last time maya put mater in pass, but whisk got smash, and the Goldfish Cracker got smash both times 😂

[@smolaliengirl]

Saying no to Scooby just because he's a dog but then saying yes to Garfield the cat right away is crazy work

[@demiposeidon]

18:25 Smash or Pass but they have to check the rule34 is a fire idea

[@DeuteriumH2]

maya doing a “hear me out” on a whisk

[@shiopiii]

"yeast infections are a mindset" IS WILD 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelramsey82]

I made the mistake of watching the full four-hour stream of this. It was, indeed, unhinged.

[@PureGold544]

Tell me everything

[@TissueCat_]

i did too. it wasnt a mistake, to me. it was a blast 😂

[@KarlEller]

Is there a VOD of this? Because I need the full, un-edited 4 hours of unhinged 🤣

[@bluebunnybun_]

I watched that shit on the bus 😭

[@22ukiuki]

I just started the video but maya is already being so incredibly funny, the things she says with the delivery is golden

[@robertremington661]

This was CRAZY!!!!😅😂🤣 I saw Maya say things that has me stunlocked. 😅

[@8877dksljfa]

"Yeast infections are a mindset" - Maya Higa, 2024

[@morganqorishchi8181]

My first thought when Tom Nook came up was, "He's got two adopted kids. I don't know if I'm ready for the responsibility." That was when I knew that I'd been watching too long, because all of this no longer surprised or even moderately squicked me.

[@javierdiaz3511]

peach is just Maya's inner demon, true thoughts

[@jackgude3969]

Girls: Why are you being so quiet? Me: It's a me

[@davidbakke9293]

"He's shooting ROPES, your honor."

[@DisposableDisposition]

rip Connor’s mom

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

My parents' first GPS was nicknamed Karen because every time she'd say "recalculating" on long car trips (often in the middle of the highway), I'd just say "Don't nag me, Karen" in reference to the Spongebob character. After that, we started naming all of our GPS. It made it easier to yell and swear at them. Personal favorite was Hans (pronounced like "Haaans"), who had a deep sexy voice but was just the worst at navigating.

[@LanitaDelSlay]

i didn't appreciate the obscene things that peach said about the general LMFAOOO

[@SevenVT12]

She's right tho

[@JerichoTheCity]

I like to think about new fans from alveus streams coming here for the first time, and they see this 😂

[@9BallBory]

😂😂😂

[@qfurgie]

okay so first you take two sponges and put a glove between them, then rubber band the sponges around it and stick it in the pringles can...

[@Zectifin]

peachjars is just leaving snail trails everywhere.

[@at_3126]

wtf!? why didnt i know peach was this funny!! Shes a great guest lol

[@michelleb2722]

you have to watch her wine about it episode, incredibly unhinged

[@at_3126]

@@michelleb2722 Yes maam! I'm on it! I feel like ive seen them all too idk how i missed her on there lol im so behind on streamers tbh

[@solaris7672]

I mainly know her from Drumsy

[@link182_]

I wholeheartedly think maya not knowing what a minecraft villager is is the most unexpected thing of this entire video.

[@Lindeman08]

Maya finding out about the Michelin connection is the best

[@TheEagleEyeValor]

06:25 Maya with the sleeper pun.

[@winstonsmith11]

Lol

[@arenomusic]

Probably the most exciting disclaimer of the year

[@elliehudson5977]

I need a maya peach podcast in my life

[@jon2623]

Hi Maya I'm the little girl that you met at the zoo on stream, before I watch this video what is smash or pass?

[@mayahiga]

stop roleplaying jon

[@jon2623]

@@mayahiga CAUGHT

[@dankmemester123]

Bro even the comments are unhinged.

[@OnlyZipho]

this was one of the funniest fukin things I've seen in so long holy shit, my stomach hurts

[@MrFFHN]

Not Maya biting her lip for Geico gecko 💀

[@MrFFHN]

I get it though

[@tedify3391]

michelin man was ABSOLUTELY snubbed

[@xadielplasencia3674]

"no, he has a really long tonge" is insane

[@lenzi1982]

oh the editor for sure lost some brain cells

[@mercilessnewt7242]

In what world can a man: 1. Own a home 2. Send his kid off to college 3. Frequently travel 4. Be internationally recognized 5. Afford to have the WILDEST hobbies... And STILL BE CONSIDERED BROKE?!? Y'all... Goofy is a loving father, romances the HELL out of women AND PULLS, AND he would take interest in your hobbies. I'm sorry, but y'all are on crack, I'd be wifey to Goofy any day

[@KarinaRadkin]

I have gained a new respect for peach in this video, amazing video

[@KarinaRadkin]

Oh my god I wasn't expecting RYAN MAGEE at 10:51 in a maya Higa video

[@GaZeParadox]

“I wouldn’t take plan b, I want some fish babies” the most wild quote I’ve ever heard. Gg peach GG…

[@StarsongKey]

I love Maya and Peaches friendship

[@ALDM404]

peach casually dropping "pain olympics" mid sentence is wild

[@kevinstarlike]

HOW DOES THIS CHANNEL GO FROM TINY MIC ANIMAL INTERVIEWS TO THIS i love it

[@jesss2830]

Maya's response to Shego was incredible lmao. Like she broke a law or something. 😭😭

[@stanchristiny]

peach ronald mcdonald bench posing 😭😭😭

[@panchi128]

Hands down the best video I've seen in years. I haven't laughed this much in way too long

[@uriel578]

Awesome indeed. Cozy friendly entertainment. Thanks, I like it. I follow Maya, but I also follow PeachJars, Drumsy and the DumpTruck on KZbin, so this is right up my alley. Good luck in all your endeavors. Kind regards from Iceland 💜💛💜💜

[@LaixTV]

r.i.p. kitchen whisk you had your run

[@dankmemester123]

Home Depot ran out hinges dealing with this video.

[@MrBeefyweefs]

this was amazing, thanks

[@NAPH170]

I won't stand for this Courage slander. Courage (the word) doesn't mean you don't feel fear, it means you're able to work through it, Which Courage definitely does. That old couple would be dead a hundred times over if it wasn't for my boy Courage. Still pass though, he is baby.

[@christopherwellman2364]

As a proctologist, I don't do weekends.

[@nico-ok1bp]

i wouldnt trust mater with my drink, he would knock it over

[@JamesTheEngineer]

I love maya's face at 10:12 just like 'welp i mean :| what can i say'

[@luckygnome2746]

I remember one time Maya did an unhinged smash or pass with the most random characters. Glad to see the sequal

[@Im_Bogey]

The fact you didn’t take the opportunity to ask mama pants her opinion

[@gwamhurt]

I got angry at the Courage slander. sure he's a coward, but he protects his people even if it's from an eldritch god. He takes care of business.

[@Masada1911]

Love Courage

[@Vindominus]

Mario would 100% say some shit like "Mamma mia, I'ma coming"

[@baileymoore9843]

This was absolutely fantastic

[@joshshultz1250]

Maya says no to scooby because he's a dog but yes to goofy even though... he's a dog.

[@chpgmr1372]

This is the first Maya video I watched.....

[@stevenmansfield3514]

The last Maya content I watched was her making crafts with Evan and Katelyn, so this is a bit of a thematic change up

[@Thomas-zt7dm]

17:42 “I might be a fry cook but I can still toss your salad tyigghhyighhyighhhyighhh”

[@eetdotmp4]

headboard: Ḋ̸̙͂I̶̭̫͋̑S̶͐̕͜ͅȊ̶̯N̵̡̧̓Ț̵͠E̸̢̛G̵̢̛͋R̶̖̔Ạ̵̙̄T̵͈̤̀̿E̴̟̓͐͜D̸̥͇͗̈́

[@nfsking27]

This is the most unhinged smash or pass I've ever seen 😂😂😂

[@ThePurplemaneater]

6:20 "That's FOUL." Well, yeah. It IS a McChicken.

[@rocksanskruti]

i love how long this video is and i love peach

[@halcyon_vlcek]

this is incredible. thank you for your service ladies.

[@PurelyAJD]

Ill have you know that a year ago I shared this channel with my mom

[@Grunker1]

This is the funniest shit i've ever seen 💀💀💀

[@soss_man3260]

props to the editor for the cut off screams, theyre perfect

[@SamPhoenixKawasaki]

peachjars is SO FUNNY! lmfaooo

[@TheGenericCereal]

To the editor that added the clip of Ryan of SuperMega fame laughing, I see you and I love you

[@shadowslightly6759]

Peach is unhinged and hilarious, I love her she's so funny

[@michaelduguay7698]

Do you think when Guy Ferarri busts in ya throat he says welcome to flavor town?

[@Tyc9909]

55:09 i mean that's literally Cyr lmfao

[@fujster]

11:30 the best comedic timing ive ever heard "Hellloo!"

[@xRiizo]

This was as unhinged as I thought and it was brilliant!

[@thomasaa1361]

Unhinged Maya arc has begun and I’m here for it

[@lorencexu4641]

Peach is so unhinged, as always 😂 She's precious

[@edenfeuchtwang]

Dan Howell would have war flashbacks knowing Maya would smash a whisk

[@ninin11]

sponge bob would take you bug catching

[@jihmb]

not the whisk...... i can only think of tyler oakley and dan howell

[@Islanzadi95]

omg I'm not the only one! whisk trauma by proxy 😳