smash or pass

[@redboom2936]

Never in a million years did I ever expect someone to genuinely ask "Would I trust Tow Mater to dick me down?" only the best of the best in the Maya channel.

[@iamV10010]

Lol right? I love her. And Mater could definitely get it

[@swiddy6556]

someone said "rusty cock" and now im so disturbed

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear re

[@dinozaurpickupline4221]

Your gf can like your videos dude

[@xov87]

9:53 best part looool

[@OWENB789]

Pros of smoking weed: this video. Cons of smoking weed: also this video.

[@derekstaroba]

Paranoia: the feeling that the world is conspiring against you Pronoia:: the idea that the universe is conspiring for you. Meditate and get your mind right. Then smoke if u feel like 👍

[@phillipshoemakr]

@@derekstaroba perhaps both can exist simultaneously. In my experience my father is responsible. Garbage people smh

[@derekstaroba]

@@phillipshoemakr yep 👍

[@NT4XT]

When cotton mouth is sohhh bad you can barely talk, and yet keep passing on QT's, RaceTrac's, Circle K's, and other 24 hr convenience marts, (7-11's out West, Wiki Wiki Marts far out West), etc due to significantly exacerbated social anxiety. Why I no longer light "up." 😂

[@ClashClash89]

@@derekstaroba remember: just because you are paranoid, that doesn't mean the shadow-people aren't totally after your cookies.

[@houdini8981]

dude she became such a content machine, the last couple of videos are all absolute bangers

[@excali340]

@@Blackoutwhiteout23 what’s her alt ? The alveus Chanel ?

[@tmk31]

@@Blackoutwhiteout23 She doesn't use her alt anymore. She hasn't streamed on it in like 5 months and said she'll never stream on it again. Did you mean the Alveus channel?

[@jakewhiston6461]

@@tmk31 no they clearly mean Alveus Channnnnel idiot 🙄

[@arthiga4076]

@@tmk31 I've seen this account on drama farming videos like Maya reacting to tik toks when she reacts negatively to a tik tok they replace the video with a random Emiru tik tok. drama farmers are losers

[@arthiga4076]

And on one of these videos they tried to say the video of her "reacting to emiru" was on her alt (bird girl alt) which we know she hasn't used for 5 months

[@tragedyshero72]

Things I’ve learned from this video. 1. Don’t use the whisks in Mayas kitchen 2. Nice guys finish last

[@jkrunknown4446]

🤣🤣🤣

[@excellors7195]

Nice guys are lucky to finish at all

[@MultipleChoice162]

So don't be a nice guy. Why? Kinda horrible thing to say

[@koopahg2968]

peak youtube

[@shalevasor911]

@J0llyfn it's not really what I wanna do

[@michaelramsey82]

This is the best anti-drug PSA I've ever seen. It's also the best pro-drug PSA I've ever seen.

[@XplosivCookie]

That was like 20 times better than that pokemon list people did. So many twists and turns. Most of these are funnier without any elaborating but please explain whisk.

[@mayahiga]

no

[@bakedpotato1238]

I would suggest trying it first and reporting back to us, for science of course

[@lucian117]

@@bakedpotato1238 WeirdChamp

[@lanaxv]

@@mayahiga yes

[@commentpatrol1096]

@@the_honey_rat no but you heard the guy who invented "Gif" died

[@Hand_Potato]

These company mascots made me realize where the majority of my kinks came from. Classic subliminal messaging.

[@zakamaze9321]

Makes sense wondered why I had a kink for a top hat and a monocle

[@mayahiga]

HUH

[@arv584]

@@mayahiga mr peanut

[@d9vid799]

@@mayahiga mater from cars

[@stocktongardner2300]

Oh bother

[@jon2623]

Maya has been putting out really good content lately, I would suggest following her on twitch and watching live

[@mayahiga]

I'd suggest this too but im biased (also ty:)

[@Zikeal-d4l]

yea

[@sergiopepe2210]

Paid chatter

[@Zikeal-d4l]

@@sergiopepe2210 no way 😱

[@mikailum2423]

Duuuuud , that was my suggestion first... but okay ....

[@Dee_Just_Dee]

One of the chats was golden: Maya asks if smashing the Kool Aid man would make her a prostitute because they've sponsored her, and the chatter replies, "nah, he's a sugar daddy." 😂

[@nathanracher2911]

What's the difference?

[@ZoeylaRose]

@@nathanracher2911 prosititute sleeps with lots of guys :) and gets paid for the sex while with a sugar babe you offer a certain lifestyle as payment essentially and get compainionship including but not exclusively sex

[@SonsOfLorgar]

​@@nathanracher2911there isn't.

[@jacobpage8028]

Were you, by any chance, that chatter?

[@Handles_Are_Bad.Phuk-them-off]

the sugar daddy is a sugar daddy but he is still just buying any other whore.

[@leancamo800]

5:25 I loved how it when from red to blue INSTANTLY

[@KingButcher]

Same lol but I'm sorry this is how you found out you were color blind...

[@Dzokhar]

It's the easiest one by miles, lol.

[@ecrxft]

Calls chat weird after openly admitting to thinking about smashing the gingerbread man with no legs 😂

[@purdeeBasic]

Kinky af

[@breadfeelsdread7637]

ive never seen the effects of marijuana in such a pure form before. i absolutely love how perfectly this sums everything up

[@sajjadalikhan]

Insanely good content, well done to all involved, especially the person who made the website, very polished

[@lilyrayner3448]

Maya: "if youre here from the tiny mic videos im genuinely sorry" Also me: welllll this just got awkward

[@keaixiaomeinv]

I felt that too.

[@garretthorner]

I’d like to thank high Maya for the quality content brain

[@moytta122]

Actually one of the funniest streams i've ever watched.

[@KevDog140]

I can’t believe she passed on Mater for being a nice guy but immediately chose smash on some random ass purple car Sadge Mater

[@jakewhiston6461]

She clearly skipped on cars 2 because he's not just a nice guy but a secret agent

[@darkcloud12345678900]

that purple car saved the world twice over as a kid

[@theninjamaster67]

Bro do you not know Put Put? Did you have no childhood??

[@TheTrojanMaker]

@@theninjamaster67 who tf is put put

[@theninjamaster67]

@@TheTrojanMaker Brooooo Put Put was dope it's some old school kid games like Freddy Fish ya know?

[@lachousalle31]

Guys, if you ever get invited to Maya's house for dinner, make sure she didn't use the whisk.

[@knuckys]

I know she said she wouldn't be high again but if she ever decides to again, she needs to come up with more content ideas. This was GOLD.

[@edibleteddybear]

Ok the most surprising thing in this video is. The usage of the join avenue soundtrack from Pokémon bw2. Didn’t realize anyone knew what that was.

[@mayahiga]

good ear

[@prestonellebracht1200]

Maya is actually one of the best irl streamers rn. Her content is fun and uniquely hers. And seems to truly have fun and not putting on a show. Much love.

[@tmk31]

True and she does have uncommon content that nobody else on Twitch does, when it comes to all her conservation and Alveus stuff.

[@kingjayded4752]

Loving the Content Warlord arc, keep up the good work Maya!

[@oiinahgiiusadurrybrahchuck7209]

Your analysis of Mr Clean’s aura is incredibly understandable have a nice day

[@TheInspect0r]

The fact that when maya is high she thinks of teddy grahams got me on the floor I can’t- 😭✊ mad respect

[@Ironkhight]

I've started watching more Maya vids recently. I like.

[@Sunspotbaybey]

I think I genuinely cry-laughed at this.

[@JGMeador444]

"Whisk" definitely made me cry-laugh while rolling around on my bed, so you're definitely not alone

[@redwolf9383]

You can see every thought in Maya's head when the whisk came up

[@NintenJoe09]

Teddy Grahams to Goldfish to M&Ms to Koolaid. You got the munchies quick 😂

[@kenneths_]

Is it me or is maya really popping off? Like content this year has been fire!

[@lichtheimer]

*Aflac duck comes up* "It's just a duck." No, it's a duck that has the same voice as Gilbert Gottfried. There's a difference.

[@stuartlarkinmadtv]

*Used* to be voiced by Gilbert until his 2011 (?) tsunami tweets

[@miroslavputinovic6650]

​@@stuartlarkinmadtv Then we have to differentiate the OG Gottfried duck, and the imitation replacement. smash, pass(respectively).

[@legoboy-ox2kx]

The whisk made me laugh harder than I should have

[@bununii814]

this is one of the funniest maya streams i’ve ever watched made me realise that she’s my favourite streamer

[@zvb7311]

The editor deserves a raise for that peanut gif

[@-L.S]

the pass on her beloved Mater, immediately followed by a wordless smash on Putt-Putt made me laugh so hard

[@spork8721]

maya has become such a content farm that even while high shes making content

[@sunlouvre00]

this whole vid was just me nodding aggressively agreeing with every smash lmaooo

[@fraybentos9854]

The Quaker Oats mascot is actually a pretty young guy, he's just wearing a fancy white wig because he's extra.

[@tmk31]

Such fun desktop content lately. Keep it up.

[@yesser6215]

funniest shit ive seen in a while ty maya

[@fitz9806]

She did NOT just pass on my man Michelin Man 😤

[@harryfieldson]

content mastermind this was hilarious

[@McBehrer]

I absolutely lost my shit several times during this video, but I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as when a normal fuckin WHISK popped up, and then you clicked SMASH

[@fullduck97]

Clicked for the content, stayed for the nostalgia

[@BenTheSkipper]

Maya was right. This was the funniest stream that I also watched live

[@goavs332119]

Legitimately the funniest content I've seen in a long time. Wonderful job lately Maya

[@vandacrewsailing]

you can tell she was high when half the options are food lmao

[@dcmj3798]

this is fucking hilarious, good content maya! Smonk more of the weeds

[@fuchsia4326]

10:27 this unlocked a memory i forgot i had and now i can’t decipher what memories are from here or bob the builder

[@fangirl5940]

This one had me crying laughing! Exactly what I needed today

[@Marc83Aus]

This is what normal people do when they get high, wander around the kitchen just looking at shit.

[@princessgee]

i love your laugh

[@bigboibif7798]

lmao "i gotta relax" during captain Morgan

[@nickgornall8929]

The content is class 👏

[@Skullheron]

Mr Peanut, who would had thought!

[@_Jay_Maker_]

I should've expected Maya to have this insane sense of humor. Bizarrely, she reminds me a lot of Jerma.

[@Thr3pio]

honestly a banger (pun intended) list, was sad when the video ended but happy you did this stream at all lol

[@SaladDongs]

Why did I watch this Thanks Maya keep doing what you're doing

[@ivroseluc1753]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE AND VIDEO SO MUCH 😻

[@JakeDerg_CS]

Some of these are so out of pocket , its like getting flashbanged then recovring then getting flashbanged again right after

[@ashtonrehanek5686]

Noo I haven’t thought about the elephun in YEARS!! Why is a smash or pass video where it is being brought back to me. I’m crying

[@kriss554]

I never thought anything could top "The Price is Scuffed" by Wubby, but this is absolutely the most unhinged insane thing I've ever seen. Thank you.

[@sweeeeeeezy]

you come come up with content high that i can watch while being high :)

[@1888.]

stoners unite

[@kattz9376]

im begging for access to this website, this would be the funniest thing to do with friends

[@Skullgar]

Watch all the Jack-In-The-Box ads and you would never ever pass on that man. That man is a shredded chad with a hot voice.

[@swaggermcgee726]

Nice vod. Dunno if anyone has noticed, but, I'm pretty sure the BGM is something from Pokemon Black and White. I forgot where this plays, but i think its in that one place between Nimbasa City (where the electric gym leader is) and the desert. You get passerby people and they set up shops there and you can get stuff from them. Nice touch. Good memories.

[@xperialmemphis6039]

this is COOKED on every level lmao

[@NGC-7635]

Oh god, as soon as I saw that Hammer the Handy Manny theme song started playing in my head. It's gonna be in my head for like 48 hours now. ..It's just too catchy. Doo doo-doo do-doo handy manny

[@Duck-xy3gx]

5:45 holy shit this brought memories that id completely forgotten

[@CKSeams]

You brought out a core memory when Elefun popped up on my screen...

[@cleanartcollective]

this is the most unhinged smash or pass ever

[@dacotahroskop7677]

I only have one question, and that's, who where the 3 people who passed on LOLA BUNNY?!?!

[@Zerowidth-nonjoiner]

Someone who just dosent like Lola ig

[@silasbrailey2445]

She says she would never do pot again, proceeds to do the pot 11:55

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

11:25 Let me know when you want to do this

[@sauced9456]

RIP Takeoff

[@tuskeddragon9147]

Based asf

[@kiraied4183]

smoking depletes my depression for the day.

[@SilentHotdog28]

Awesome collaboration between you and high Maya, it's a shame we probably won't see her again.

[@elbownio5820]

TOW MATER IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU MAYA!!!

[@heelswoodenfloor]

0:51 the subscribe button glows it's fantastic and i've never seen that before

[@wil.makesmusic]

So uh... I'm here from the tiny mic series.

[@paulaquinoskitsstoriesands3946]

At 7:38 had me rolling when scrub daddy came up and some chatter said “Already smashed”

[@Roshnok1]

great video like always

[@onikidman]

“Bob the builder, will he finish” 💀💀

[@stealfydoge7536]

Good vid Danny keep it up

[@kaitodoe]

the funniest smash or pass ive ever watched im crying holy shit

[@ManuCuevas]

PLEASE put this online, omg so fun.

[@nicholashartmann4525]

It's a good thing you've made up your mind about marijuana. I would like to add though, I find it a bit sad that (I'm assuming you weren't alone) they got you so high right on your first time. Those levels of high can be scary for me too and I completely understand why you've decided to stay away from it. It's too bad that that was your first experience and you weren't eased into it. Some of the best moments I've experienced were from just one or two puffs, where I was still completely myself but suddenly felt really connected with the nature around me.

[@tylerholland4652]

I died when the picture of the whisk popped up

[@FrenxhPapi]

i always wondered what a kid with an Elefun looked like. 9 years later, i’ve found my answer..

[@earelevant]

how tf are you gonna pass on tow mater but smash putt putt in the same second

[@Grotzie]

Fun vid Maya, I enjoyed it even a year late. Keep it up

[@dinozaurpickupline4221]

I love your videos this is new content

[@1tortillapls]

Maya I am begging you please make this website public. I wanna play this exact list with my friends and I feel like many others would like to do so as well it’s really funny lol.

[@excellors7195]

I really hope Maya doesn't someday get cancelled for this comedy gold

[@nickrounsville]

You even said it was an "Unhinged list" but I wasn't expecting to open up on rubber duck

[@Pattonator14]

Lmfao please send this to some other people like QT or Myth, I'd love to see how baffled they'd be by this list

[@bl_ss]

The speed at which you smashed putt putt absolutely killed me

[@TEDDYSPACER]

Skizzy mars for the outro? I miss his old music.

[@cherrycurry404]

I saw the goldfish, and was like, "okay it can't get much worse" and then there was the whisk...

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

I AM IN FUCKING TEARS AT GINGY WITH NO LEGS

[@enferreine]

I would love to force my friends to do this list.