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[@redboom2936]

Never in a million years did I ever expect someone to genuinely ask "Would I trust Tow Mater to dick me down?" only the best of the best in the Maya channel.

[@iamV10010]

Lol right? I love her. And Mater could definitely get it

[@swiddy6556]

someone said "rusty cock" and now im so disturbed

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear re

[@dinozaurpickupline4221]

Your gf can like your videos dude

[@xov87]

9:53 best part looool

[@OWENB789]

Pros of smoking weed: this video. Cons of smoking weed: also this video.

[@derekstaroba]

Paranoia: the feeling that the world is conspiring against you Pronoia:: the idea that the universe is conspiring for you. Meditate and get your mind right. Then smoke if u feel like 👍

[@phillipshoemakr]

@@derekstaroba perhaps both can exist simultaneously. In my experience my father is responsible. Garbage people smh

[@derekstaroba]

@@phillipshoemakr yep 👍

[@NT4XT]

When cotton mouth is sohhh bad you can barely talk, and yet keep passing on QT's, RaceTrac's, Circle K's, and other 24 hr convenience marts, (7-11's out West, Wiki Wiki Marts far out West), etc due to significantly exacerbated social anxiety. Why I no longer light "up." 😂

[@ClashClash89]

@@derekstaroba remember: just because you are paranoid, that doesn't mean the shadow-people aren't totally after your cookies.

[@houdini8981]

dude she became such a content machine, the last couple of videos are all absolute bangers

[@excali340]

@@linkinlinkinlinkin654 what’s her alt ? The alveus Chanel ?

[@tmk31]

@@linkinlinkinlinkin654 She doesn't use her alt anymore. She hasn't streamed on it in like 5 months and said she'll never stream on it again. Did you mean the Alveus channel?

[@jakewhiston6461]

@@tmk31 no they clearly mean Alveus Channnnnel idiot 🙄

[@arthiga4076]

@@tmk31 I've seen this account on drama farming videos like Maya reacting to tik toks when she reacts negatively to a tik tok they replace the video with a random Emiru tik tok. drama farmers are losers

[@arthiga4076]

And on one of these videos they tried to say the video of her "reacting to emiru" was on her alt (bird girl alt) which we know she hasn't used for 5 months

[@tragedyshero72]

Things I’ve learned from this video. 1. Don’t use the whisks in Mayas kitchen 2. Nice guys finish last

[@jkrunknown4446]

🤣🤣🤣

[@excellors7195]

Nice guys are lucky to finish at all

[@MultipleChoice162]

So don't be a nice guy. Why? Kinda horrible thing to say

[@koopahg2968]

peak youtube

[@shalevasor911]

@J0llyfn it's not really what I wanna do

[@jon2623]

Maya has been putting out really good content lately, I would suggest following her on twitch and watching live

[@mayahiga]

I'd suggest this too but im biased (also ty:)

[@user-cv3dr4kt7j]

yea

[@sergiopepe2210]

Paid chatter

[@user-cv3dr4kt7j]

@@sergiopepe2210 no way 😱

[@mikailum2423]

Duuuuud , that was my suggestion first... but okay ....

[@XplosivCookie]

That was like 20 times better than that pokemon list people did. So many twists and turns. Most of these are funnier without any elaborating but please explain whisk.

[@mayahiga]

no

[@bakedpotato1238]

I would suggest trying it first and reporting back to us, for science of course

[@lucian117]

@@bakedpotato1238 WeirdChamp

[@lanaxv]

@@mayahiga yes

[@commentpatrol1096]

@@the_honey_rat no but you heard the guy who invented "Gif" died

[@michaelramsey82]

This is the best anti-drug PSA I've ever seen. It's also the best pro-drug PSA I've ever seen.

[@Hand_Potato]

These company mascots made me realize where the majority of my kinks came from. Classic subliminal messaging.

[@zakamaze9321]

Makes sense wondered why I had a kink for a top hat and a monocle

[@mayahiga]

HUH

[@arv584]

@@mayahiga mr peanut

[@d9vid799]

@@mayahiga mater from cars

[@stocktongardner2300]

Oh bother

[@Dee_Just_Dee]

One of the chats was golden: Maya asks if smashing the Kool Aid man would make her a prostitute because they've sponsored her, and the chatter replies, "nah, he's a sugar daddy." 😂

[@nathanracher2911]

What's the difference?

[@ZoeylaRose]

@@nathanracher2911 prosititute sleeps with lots of guys :) and gets paid for the sex while with a sugar babe you offer a certain lifestyle as payment essentially and get compainionship including but not exclusively sex

[@SonsOfLorgar]

​@@nathanracher2911there isn't.

[@jacobpage8028]

Were you, by any chance, that chatter?

[@Handles_Are_Bad.Phuk-them-off]

the sugar daddy is a sugar daddy but he is still just buying any other whore.

[@leancamo800]

5:25 I loved how it when from red to blue INSTANTLY

[@KingButcher]

Same lol but I'm sorry this is how you found out you were color blind...

[@Dzokhar]

It's the easiest one by miles, lol.

[@ecrxft]

Calls chat weird after openly admitting to thinking about smashing the gingerbread man with no legs 😂

[@purdeeBasic]

Kinky af

[@garretthorner]

I’d like to thank high Maya for the quality content brain

[@breadfeelsdread7637]

ive never seen the effects of marijuana in such a pure form before. i absolutely love how perfectly this sums everything up

[@sajjadalikhan]

Insanely good content, well done to all involved, especially the person who made the website, very polished

[@moytta122]

Actually one of the funniest streams i've ever watched.

[@KevDog140]

I can’t believe she passed on Mater for being a nice guy but immediately chose smash on some random ass purple car Sadge Mater

[@jakewhiston6461]

She clearly skipped on cars 2 because he's not just a nice guy but a secret agent

[@darkcloud12345678900]

that purple car saved the world twice over as a kid

[@theninjamaster67]

Bro do you not know Put Put? Did you have no childhood??

[@TheTrojanMaker]

@@theninjamaster67 who tf is put put

[@theninjamaster67]

@@TheTrojanMaker Brooooo Put Put was dope it's some old school kid games like Freddy Fish ya know?

[@lilyrayner3448]

Maya: "if youre here from the tiny mic videos im genuinely sorry" Also me: welllll this just got awkward

[@keaixiaomeinv]

I felt that too.

[@knuckys]

I know she said she wouldn't be high again but if she ever decides to again, she needs to come up with more content ideas. This was GOLD.

[@Sunspotbaybey]

I think I genuinely cry-laughed at this.

[@JGMeador444]

"Whisk" definitely made me cry-laugh while rolling around on my bed, so you're definitely not alone

[@kingjayded4752]

Loving the Content Warlord arc, keep up the good work Maya!

[@prestonellebracht1200]

Maya is actually one of the best irl streamers rn. Her content is fun and uniquely hers. And seems to truly have fun and not putting on a show. Much love.

[@tmk31]

True and she does have uncommon content that nobody else on Twitch does, when it comes to all her conservation and Alveus stuff.

[@Ironkhight]

I've started watching more Maya vids recently. I like.

[@lachousalle31]

Guys, if you ever get invited to Maya's house for dinner, make sure she didn't use the whisk.

[@supernova4839]

When Lola bunny came on screen and her lips pressed together xD I feel ya maya

[@T1MB05L1C3]

Everybody smashing Lola bunny lol

[@edibleteddybear]

Ok the most surprising thing in this video is. The usage of the join avenue soundtrack from Pokémon bw2. Didn’t realize anyone knew what that was.

[@mayahiga]

good ear

[@kenneths_]

Is it me or is maya really popping off? Like content this year has been fire!

[@bununii814]

this is one of the funniest maya streams i’ve ever watched made me realise that she’s my favourite streamer

[@oiinahgiiusadurrybrahchuck7209]

Your analysis of Mr Clean’s aura is incredibly understandable have a nice day

[@lichtheimer]

*Aflac duck comes up* "It's just a duck." No, it's a duck that has the same voice as Gilbert Gottfried. There's a difference.

[@stuartlarkinmadtv]

*Used* to be voiced by Gilbert until his 2011 (?) tsunami tweets

[@miroslavputinovic6650]

​@@stuartlarkinmadtv Then we have to differentiate the OG Gottfried duck, and the imitation replacement. smash, pass(respectively).

[@sauced9456]

RIP Takeoff

[@tuskeddragon9147]

Based asf

[@yesser6215]

funniest shit ive seen in a while ty maya

[@legoboy-ox2kx]

The whisk made me laugh harder than I should have

[@TheInspect0r]

The fact that when maya is high she thinks of teddy grahams got me on the floor I can’t- 😭✊ mad respect

[@redwolf9383]

You can see every thought in Maya's head when the whisk came up

[@NintenJoe09]

Teddy Grahams to Goldfish to M&Ms to Koolaid. You got the munchies quick 😂

[@tmk31]

Such fun desktop content lately. Keep it up.

[@princessgee]

i love your laugh

[@zvb7311]

The editor deserves a raise for that peanut gif

[@BenTheSkipper]

Maya was right. This was the funniest stream that I also watched live

[@harryfieldson]

content mastermind this was hilarious

[@nickgornall8929]

The content is class 👏

[@Skullheron]

Mr Peanut, who would had thought!

[@goavs332119]

Legitimately the funniest content I've seen in a long time. Wonderful job lately Maya

[@dcmj3798]

this is fucking hilarious, good content maya! Smonk more of the weeds

[@fangirl5940]

This one had me crying laughing! Exactly what I needed today

[@fitz9806]

She did NOT just pass on my man Michelin Man 😤

[@vandacrewsailing]

you can tell she was high when half the options are food lmao

[@sunlouvre00]

this whole vid was just me nodding aggressively agreeing with every smash lmaooo

[@spork8721]

maya has become such a content farm that even while high shes making content

[@ivroseluc1753]

I LOVE YOUR VOICE AND VIDEO SO MUCH 😻

[@SaladDongs]

Why did I watch this Thanks Maya keep doing what you're doing

[@fullduck97]

Clicked for the content, stayed for the nostalgia

[@sweeeeeeezy]

you come come up with content high that i can watch while being high :)

[@1888.]

stoners unite

[@fraybentos9854]

The Quaker Oats mascot is actually a pretty young guy, he's just wearing a fancy white wig because he's extra.

[@kemalgozler1706]

Amazing video

[@McBehrer]

I absolutely lost my shit several times during this video, but I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as when a normal fuckin WHISK popped up, and then you clicked SMASH

[@elbownio5820]

TOW MATER IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU MAYA!!!

[@ivroseluc1753]

AND I LOVE YOUR NAME MAYA

[@ivroseluc1753]

I love you

[@-L.S]

the pass on her beloved Mater, immediately followed by a wordless smash on Putt-Putt made me laugh so hard

[@_Jay_Maker_]

I should've expected Maya to have this insane sense of humor. Bizarrely, she reminds me a lot of Jerma.

[@sleepyrubyrose6716]

beans!

[@SilentHotdog28]

Awesome collaboration between you and high Maya, it's a shame we probably won't see her again.

[@xperialmemphis6039]

this is COOKED on every level lmao

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

I AM IN FUCKING TEARS AT GINGY WITH NO LEGS

[@Ghandii]

good video mr danny

[@Sivvii]

KZbin!! Another damn good stream!

[@kriss554]

I never thought anything could top "The Price is Scuffed" by Wubby, but this is absolutely the most unhinged insane thing I've ever seen. Thank you.

[@kiraied4183]

smoking depletes my depression for the day.

[@Giulia-mn8kg]

This was hilarious

[@bigboibif7798]

lmao "i gotta relax" during captain Morgan

[@NGC-7635]

Oh god, as soon as I saw that Hammer the Handy Manny theme song started playing in my head. It's gonna be in my head for like 48 hours now. ..It's just too catchy. Doo doo-doo do-doo handy manny

[@dinozaurpickupline4221]

I love your videos this is new content

[@munther_17]

first time the outro song was actually accurate 😂😂😂😂

[@BOT_Balu]

can you tell me what that outro song is?

[@munther_17]

@@BOT_Balu skizzy mars, Numb

[@helpusobi1]

woo

[@stealfydoge7536]

Good vid Danny keep it up

[@paulaquinoskitsstoriesands3946]

At 7:38 had me rolling when scrub daddy came up and some chatter said “Already smashed”

[@iminapickle1]

Good Job Editor!

[@Duck-xy3gx]

5:45 holy shit this brought memories that id completely forgotten

[@Pattonator14]

Lmfao please send this to some other people like QT or Myth, I'd love to see how baffled they'd be by this list

[@user-tp6ho4un2c]

New thumbnail is wayyyyyy better 👌

[@tylerholland4652]

I died when the picture of the whisk popped up

[@fuchsia4326]

10:27 this unlocked a memory i forgot i had and now i can’t decipher what memories are from here or bob the builder

[@fudgemonkeyz69]

Appropriate outro music. 🤣

[@Marc83Aus]

This is what normal people do when they get high, wander around the kitchen just looking at shit.

[@BobbyBacala007]

She friendzoned my man Tow Mater

[@Zephhi]

increasingly exponential PogO content Maya...

[@wil.makesmusic]

So uh... I'm here from the tiny mic series.

[@ManuCuevas]

PLEASE put this online, omg so fun.

[@Roshnok1]

great video like always

[@giannistaz]

The outro song fits too perfect to this video

[@TEDDYSPACER]

Skizzy mars for the outro? I miss his old music.

[@baileysmith4744]

the most perfect song to end the video

[@peterrichards7166]

The outro made alot of sense in this video

[@rainyclockuno3135]

its fucking 2 am here and i laughed so loud while everyone was trying to sleep lmfao this video is so good

[@RemyVonLion]

now this is some quality content, people should get high more often lmao

[@CKSeams]

You brought out a core memory when Elefun popped up on my screen...

[@JakeDerg_CS]

Some of these are so out of pocket , its like getting flashbanged then recovring then getting flashbanged again right after

[@Thr3pio]

honestly a banger (pun intended) list, was sad when the video ended but happy you did this stream at all lol

[@dacotahroskop7677]

I only have one question, and that's, who where the 3 people who passed on LOLA BUNNY?!?!

[@Zerowidth-nonjoiner]

Someone who just dosent like Lola ig

[@mattiass4893]

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