giving my goats a punching bag so they stop headbutting children

[@panda-tw9fh]

They (Maya) just hate to see a girl boss (the goats) winning ( headbutting children)

[@bitofagremlin]

They really do 😞😞😞

[@andrewbloom7694]

Eh, 99% of the time the children deserve it. Same with dog bites. Well, dont pull its tail if you dont want to get bit lol

[@YoungSantasGroupie]

it do be like that

[@meaculpa22]

😂😂😂

[@ChrisWijtmans]

get mental help.

[@spacenerd8615]

It’s really fucked up that Oatmeal hasn’t addressed the 36 murder charges

[@mayahiga]

37*

[@ThatsDurrty]

⁠@@mayahigaare you the female version of the urban rescue ranch?

[@0nlydans]

@@ThatsDurrty no she's maya

[@informationjunkie]

​@@0nlydansno this is Patrick

[@0nlydans]

@@informationjunkie THATS why my comment was itching my brain. I said it in my head in that same cadence

[@laracorbo2192]

connor breaking the bench was so funny

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

The way he just shuffled away after like “my work here is done”

[@NATUR3F33LS]

funnier unedited too

[@K1ngisar]

"well.. nice knowing ya" XD

[@barkingmonkee]

100% someone in my friend circle would've yelled "fatass" if present. ... (Okay, 'someone' would've prolly been me.)

[@12354rony]

@@barkingmonkee That scraggly old ass bench could've only supported someone like Maya for so long lol, it's honestly a miracle it lasted that long

[@quinceyclouds3208]

every time Maya tells the story of beedul “sticking her whole head in a paint bucket and slurping” I laugh my ass off

[@inspectre27]

As my farmer/veterinarian mentor once said, "People think goats will eat anything, but that's not true. Goats will eat anything... they think they're not supposed to." 😅

[@PeacefulVictorytoTruth]

😂​@@inspectre27

[@RetsamX]

Maya's editor is always so on point with the memes and the general edit style. Shoutouts!!

[@tonydelamancha5513]

the sound effects are lit

[@BallparkFrankenstein]

so true, the editing has perfect comedic timing. Props to the editor.

[@Kuchhh]

So what’s your favorite movie??

[@ANDIWASLIKEYES]

@@Kuchhhrn my favorite move is TROLLS BAND TOGETHER bruh it gave me joy i can’t even explain and im trying to get all my friends to watch it with me

[@mythril30]

Maya: *Buys punching bag to stop the headbutting* Goats: Is this our training arc?!

[@shutterchick79]

No kidding... There's another channel with some Rams (male sheep) that were given a punching bag to play with... After some time, their head butts became stronger and more accurate. They even learned to keep their eyes on the bag, and align themselves to get the perfect hit, and get the bag to come right back to them. They even learned how to prevent the bag from hitting them in the rears... Hilarious 😂

[@marionlesniewski7415]

The goats will get more aggressive when you give them a heavy bag. Everything becomes the heavy bag…😂😂😂

[@Vtarngpb]

That was my thought too… insert ‘eye of the oatmeal’ montage here 😄😄

[@marionlesniewski7415]

@@Vtarngpb, hopefully we get an update.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

That's... actually logical 😦 Let's hope that _isn't_ what happens! 🫣 Not that I expect any children to be near the majority of them, since she only takes... _-Beedul?-_ Kylie? on the walks. Let's hope it doesn't end up true for that one, though 🤞🥴🤞 _(edit: seems likely it's Kylie)_

[@inspectre27]

Don't say that about my mom! 😉

[@thesommerdk]

​@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEhah, its beedul ❤

[@brutallyhonest3574]

Those goats would probably enjoy having a stationary brush/scratching post in their enclosure.

[@dyppityjoop5912]

i mean, they have trees everywhere

[@ChallieWallie]

Just overall enrichment...rocks, trees trumps.. etc, something to jump on and off. Goats love getting higher up from the ground. These goats don't seem to just have pant up aggression, they are just bored out of their minds.

[@steveyountz9184]

Aren't there ranchers that have powered brushes that activate when pushed against?

[@EayuProuxm]

10:00 - 10:04 I've never seen a living being that excited to drink Gatorade

[@princessmiaxo]

you haven't seen me at 3am

[@jaydebbiefrye5420]

Hold my Gatorade

[@Cynsham]

Similar to the way I look at the bottle of water on my nightstand at 3am

[@mitkoogrozev]

Goats crave electrolytes, and they know it has them!

[@Dio_Corleone]

Glad you've never had a hangover my friend.🤣🤣💯

[@dustin7232]

They were not exaggerating in the least when they said beetle LOVES gatorade. That was genuinely impressive chugging

[@bonktula]

it’s giving night water

[@Rerzijeyne]

You KNOW those goats were so excited when their horns were long enough to scratch their backs

[@travismcenery2919]

I fully feel the frustration of waiting on animals to do the thing you're desperately trying to entice them to do. I have a very frustrating orb weaver I've been arguing with for two weeks.

[@your_favorite_chode_merchant]

Hard to get them to spell unless you have a pig 😂

[@missblank3887]

Sounds like a free therapist.

[@curiousKuro16]

Wild to me the range of goat intelligence. Our youngest lamancha knows his name, but refuses to acknowledge anything beyond the "come" command. Meanwhile, our older lamancha mix clearly KNOWS THE RULES because you can WATCH HER deciding if getting yelled at is worth snagging a mouthful of cat food

[@NixBuffaloBill]

PEEWEE IS INNOCENT

[@Kiki-reads]

Peewee & tripper are the best doats ❤❤

[@moroteseoinage]

Any jury would convict

[@ianlawless7481]

Goats are never mean, just naturally jerks, a$$holes, or sweethearts. They are just misunderstood landsharks and if you don't respect them they are gonna get you!

[@kalamari3288]

Misread that as “loansharks” and wondered if goats were getting into some shady business

[@Aesos3429]

Lol “goats are never mean” proceeds to give two nouns used to describe things that are naturally/ unnaturally, ‘mean’

[@Civilmonkey1]

They cattle. Mean or nice, they just need to be herded imo

[@xero.93.]

beedul's criminal bombastic side eye 8:42 has me ROLLING

[@MostlyPennyCat]

I'm pretty sure goats only have side eye.

[@justinw1765]

@@MostlyPennyCat Both the animals, and also us Capricorns...

[@Jake-do3ly]

Maya training the goats to headbutt children even harder smh

[@meaculpa22]

😹😹😹

[@0rangehair369]

i have the strange urg to tell everyone how much i love finding dory, greatest film of all time

[@jadedkitty728]

that's so funny, I have the same urge, where could it be coming from? 🤔

[@neaast9553]

That's funny, because I have a weirdly strong urge to shout in disagreement at you for your take... 🤔

[@costantinorobila2726]

finding dory it's the worst film that humans mind could ever create

[@indigovioletiris]

i so disagree with you now. this is me disagreeing also we should fight

[@jadedkitty728]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[@JoMilli]

Connor coming through with all that cake.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

He unloaded that dumptruck

[@WIImotionmasher]

4:40 I KNEW that was gonna happen. Every time I see a hanging bench like that, with chains that small, that happens. I'm sure it wasn't even the chain that broke it was probably the hooks in the tree letting go? But yeah, every single time lol

[@OlivReme]

1:51 I didn't know they could do that 😮

[@luketesterman5425]

4:43 the gasp I let out 😂😂😂

[@Rerzijeyne]

HE SAT DOWN SO HARD😭😭😭😭

[@kitnkindlin683]

The absolute dumpy on that man is DESTRUCTIVE

[@di3tigni]

Thank you so much for time stamping🤣

[@luketesterman5425]

It sounded like the legos breaking sound effect 🤣

[@au84532]

Howls Moving Castle and Kikis Delivery Service are goated. No one does it like Miyazaki 🤌

[@etherow1667]

SOMEONE ELSE WHO LOVES KIKIS... AHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT ALONE!!!

[@enzofrade3137]

when marnie was here is way better. take this L, loser (sorry

[@justjayesque]

I CAN’T ARGUE THAT SO I’LL JUST YELL INSTEAD!!

[@Mykasan]

i can! Isao takahata does it better. :D

[@Ryan-ot4pn]

weeb + child opinion

[@WeissmannX]

0:10 SCP file on goat is DIABOLICAL! 😂😂😂

[@fimbles1015]

The Swedish ending of “Finding Dory” is one of the best movie moments of all time.

[@hityawiththepunktactics]

Explain your reasoning

[@fimbles1015]

@@hityawiththepunktactics It contains a rude word, Google swedish ending of finding dory.

[@calicokaels]

I just did and literally snorted. LMAO ​@@fimbles1015

[@aaronsova4226]

ha ha i laugh at you

[@kremits9360]

I wasn’t expecting that

[@matthewdebeer8453]

I know it’s a “Who asked?”, but Boer is a Dutch + Afrikaans word pronounced like “boo” with a “r”. It also means “farmer” - their name is basically just farm goat.

[@karit5332]

Not South African, but I noticed this as well.

[@wolflover306]

As a Dutch, yes

[@VossieVoster]

The way she said "boer" lol

[@nayhem]

I was saying "Boerns".

[@Eden_Laika]

Don't feel bad about sharing information, friend. Knowledge is a gift, you don't need to ask.

[@luv-lost]

I wish there were more streamers like you. Like, I play video games all day, I don't need to watch someone play. Taking care of your animals is so cool though. In Austin I lived on a sanctuary as a repair man and loved it. I got a free cabin and got to wake up to all kinds of cool animals every day. Your stream reminds me of those days. I had an Ostrich that would be on my porch every morning and follow me to every other cabin during my repairs. She stopped me from getting knocked off the ladders while working by doing the flamingo stance thing to other animals coming to try and hurt me. I miss that SuzyQz. She was like a greenhorn electrician with wings.

[@ericvanvlandren8987]

The ram being smacked by the red punching bag he had charged … Oh, and This Is Spinal Tap.

[@nobodynone]

I believe he was called Rambro the angry ram and he lived in New Zealand.

[@0mn0mable]

Connor was slinging that badonk heavyyy. Watching it back, that was a whole man assertively sitting vs ol' swing bench. RIP swing bench. xD

[@Advil1024]

What flavor of Gatorade is most popular among goats? Asking for a friend, who may or may not be a goat.

[@UhOphelia]

They like dark blue!

[@dronix6624]

If you came here after reading the title: children = Maya she’s the same height as a child so it’s basically the same thing 😃

[@Jake-do3ly]

Same weight too

[@grumpy_older_man]

Yes. I came here after reading the title.

[@Coco_300]

Coraline. My main comfort movie to date

[@carolined9655]

NOOOOOOOOO CORALINE MADE ME SOBBBBBB AS A LITTLE KID

[@carolined9655]

mamma mia is a CLASSICCC

[@bbcpfghs]

An absolute vibe

[@synchronium24]

How is that a comfort movie? I found the story creepy af.

[@bbcpfghs]

@@synchronium24 I’m just going to assume you’ve never experienced depression lmao

[@LeathanArt]

Whoever edits these videos is very swag

[@sendi_sen]

2:33 Goated lore.

[@trentenmerrill5239]

8:56 this was so cute that it's funny. "Get it Beetle... Get it Beetle..." Lol

[@JeckNoTree]

9:40 lets me remember a scene from a (specific movie) " But Brawndo's (Gatorate) got what plants (Beetle Goat) crave. It's got electrolytes."

[@nobodynone]

Could it be Idiocracy, I really like that movie it looks like America and especially the American politics at this time, the resemblances is really striking, (Where did I leave my b*lletproof vest and my kevlar helmet?)😁.

[@riaanaucamp1472]

Boer goats is a South African select breed from the Eastern Cape in South Africa (where I'm from). It's pronounced "Boo(as in jeering someone)r". The word Boer means farmer.... So it literally translates to Farmers' Goat (Boerbok)

[@Farbror.]

Thats a lot of goats Maya, but remember that the TRUE goat is YOU!!

[@jellycatfish]

I feel like this should be a part of the "Maya has fun (for once)" series, even though it wasn't mentioned in the video huhu

[@Ojisan642]

The Angry Ram never needed to be told how to headbutt the heavy bag 😂

[@christbw]

I had no idea I would enjoy a goat slurping up Gatorade so much.

[@_kostant]

What we do in the shadows is still the most fun I’ve had watching a movie in the last 5 years. Came out of nowhere and was incredible. Obligatory “fight me” per instructions

[@roksja]

10:36 The only time we'll ever see Maya and Oatmeal do something together in peace and harmony. Truly an event that takes millions of years to happen

[@fo4urm640]

I agree, goats have long been my fave. They were usually the most entertaining & interactive part of the farm too

[@MichaelSwartout]

Your goats are awesome. Reminds me of my Billy Goat on the farm I grew up on. Named Billy Bob. He would have climbed out of that fence though. Couldn't keep him in anywhere.

[@TheGkUnion]

beetle loves you too much to feel anger around you

[@Zeppelin_Wooper]

0:11 I didn’t know a goat was also an egg in a jar

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

I hope DarKrow has enough time to locate a Dual-Chamber BSL-4 cabinet, so that it can be delivered by the next POBox stream... 😒

[@hgriff14]

i feel like if oatmeal had an outlet like watercolor or sculpting to unleash the rage in a constructive way she wouldnt have as many outbursts.

[@gayandvibing9743]

I am obsessed with how much DRAMA these Goats have in their tiny little bodies. Maya's rapidly becoming my favorite animal guy, love her vibes and the editing. My favorite movie is the Barbie movie, it genuinely made me cry

[@Forest__Spirit]

I just came from demolition ranchs video about getting rid of an aggressive goat and now im here. WHATS UP WITH ALL DAH GOAT CONTENT 😹

[@tankergrizz]

Same🤣

[@JeckNoTree]

This is nice to hear, goats are the GOAT goat animals, pretty dope animals indeed. 👍

[@The_voices_are_getting_louder_]

7:10 Morbius is peak, it’s morbin time

[@Kuchhh]

You’ve obviously never seen Suicide Squad which is peak Morbius even more so than Morbius

[@Fav-ze4pi]

2:40 so correct me if I’m wrong. But maya thinks that goats. Are the GOAT? (don’t kill me please)

[@stanotattoo]

I laughed good when you said unfortunately even her head is empty ! :)))

[@klasandersson7522]

Omg, that Gatorade evaporated! 😂 And yes, there is somethin special about goats, never a dull day around goats! 😎

[@Neko141212]

lol, did not expect a SCP-reference within the first 20 seconds of a video about goats xD

[@andrewedis9907]

Serenity is my favourite movie and Beedul is my favourite goat.

[@ThatOliveMrT]

Plot twist the goats will start an anime training arc and will headbutt you into space. Good luck

[@DMANOG]

goat of goats

[@Vtarngpb]

That would be Beedul 😃

[@Jake-do3ly]

Feel like this stream was months ago lol

[@Cyrribrae]

Right? Haha. I was like oh yea, that did happen, huh?

[@Motoking97]

Ok I’m not crazy? I could have sworn I say this like forever ago lol

[@BlargKing]

Beetle is the embodiment of head empty no thoughts. XD

[@tomibby]

This video had everything, the stunts when that bench broke had me going over the edge of my seat!!! Or something,idk but good video

[@Katlan15]

Always love to see your content pop up!!!

[@jesperdenbraven1995]

Dont expect this to work as the bag does not cry and drop food when hit

[@pudlmaker]

Ok, in a previous video I had mentioned Maya might need her skate pads full time. After 11:03 maybe she just needs a backup camera?

[@dreamboards1056]

9:35 at this point im thinking tape on a sign "don't touch" . Goats gonna be goats.

[@enzofrade3137]

lady bird is one of the best movies in the world (if not the best) and does not deserve the hate it gets. FUCK. YOU. IF. YOU. DISAGREE. (sorry i tried my best. I truly believe it except for the fuck you part)

[@ScoopDogg]

Use blue or purple for the punch bag, goats will headbutt these colours over any other, from my own testing i discovered this, well by wearing tbe wrong jacket, i noticef they only went after me if wearing purple blue tones

[@JdmAndy]

Goat training to be the GOAT

[@G11713]

Cool. Might want to wrap the punching bag in leather to prevent their horns from shredding the bag.

[@biazinginferno4500]

Goated

[@haj5937]

so much amazing editing in this video! its always great but this one hits different

[@sinclairspesh]

1 view in 17 seconds wow you really fell off

[@talltrini10]

I really just watched an 11 minute and 48 second video about goats headbutting a punching bag and drinking Gatorade. Time well spent.

[@mstep7005]

"These are goat ears and they're really bouncy because they're...,high quality."😂😂😂😂😂 Best goat compliment ever!😂😂😂

[@PoachedPenguin]

Clicked for goat chaos, found Connor chaos instead

[@sooperdt]

Those goats are rageaholics

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

1:59 seriously, maya? he's right there. maybe don't remind him of his dead mom

[@LL-ut3ml]

Beeduls slurping noises are awesome

[@rachelfox4820]

beetle just siting on the ground while ignoring the fact she is being yelled at is such a mood

[@justparis808]

I am envious of the goats built in backscratchers lol

[@lenzi1982]

the more time you spend to get new things the least they care

[@glmoyer]

I recently got some goats for cleaning up the woods around my house and I LOVE them so much! They're so funny and sweet. I can't believe I've gone this long without them 😭😭

[@oliviac5476]

The bench breaking was amazing, but Break Stuff as the music choice SENT me

[@amandachan696]

You remind me of April from Parks and Rec, so funny! The goat babies are adorable, thanks for sharing!

[@The-Portland-Daily-Blink]

This video is hilarious. When your friend broke the swing, I busted up. Was not expecting that. LOL...

[@jeffantypasandbalbeewarthu899]

Fun fact. Grazing animals typically will have horizontal eyes as it helps them keep a lookout for predators , perfect examples are water buffollo, gazelle ect. Alot of Predators have vertical slanted eyes and they have very good vision directly in front of them. Examples are widely found in cats of all sizes

[@Dilara-js7ek]

Spirit - Stallion of the Cimarron is one of the best movies ever made

[@OldGeezerstoolbox]

Goats are wonderful to have around. They're always thrilled to see you and so far, I have never seen one of mine in a bad mood. Perfect for those bad days when your brain needs a reset.

[@ffll8427]

Everything Everywhere All at Once was a top 10 movie of all time fight me

[@jaydiarie]

You giving the enrichment and saying they ignore it is so relatable with my hamsters

[@marieneu264]

I seriously laughed so much at this punching bag. 🤣🤣🤣

[@leeknowled2145]

My favorite movie is "3 bathroom, 2 bedroom, 1 ghost" it is a super sweet comfort movie if you want to just turn off your brain a little but still have a movie where something happens, but nothing overly dramatic. The ghost in the movie is so sweet as well. She is my favorite written character ever, she is such a girls girl. One character didnt know how to whistle, and instead of making fun of her she said "you dont know how to whistle? Here, ill teach you!"

[@leeknowled2145]

Me and my friend watched it while knitting + crocheting and still managed to keep up. It was a great movie!

[@MartyrPandaGaming]

The Prestige. Hands down. It's a movie that still holds up today in every facet. Like some others, I have been hung up on the question it poses for nearly 20 years. I have my answer to that question and I'm steadfast in that position, but you can never truly know until you find yourself having to give the answer for real.

[@IrfanArifSidratul]

Love the edits (and the editor)

[@damnhandy]

I definitely enjoyed watching your goats and listening to your dialog. ❤

[@jakejager]

May wanna put some leather around the bottom of that bag...they are toigh but those horns will eventually puncture the canvas the bag is made of. Use some straps and strap leather around the bottom, it'll last longer and if you attach it with something removable (i.e. velcro, button snaps, nylon straps and buckles, etc ) you can replace the leather when it eventually wears out...

[@DanoFSmith-yc9tg]

Pour gaterade on the punching bag.

[@Naomi17684]

I absolutely love this video 😂 you and the goats are adorable and hilarious 😂❤

[@scorpysubb]

Finding Dory is the actual GOAT tho :(