I made a Mario Dating Simulator.

[@MayroSMM]

Hey there, a fellow Quagsire enthusiast had a really bad stroke and if you can spare some money, it would mean a lot to me if you could donate. Here is the GoFundMe link: gofund.me/e8a41e96

[@jc___underscore___]

Oh no that’s not good …I don’t have any money tho So a Quag goes out to them, it’s the least I can do

[@isoldethepuppy4298]

Hope u feel better

[@morhsum]

AMAZING PIECE OF ART

[@SSamiibo]

Idea: long vertical level where one bad jump can knock you all the way down

[@Magma_dude16]

Oh that’s not good Hope they’re doing better

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Believe it or not, but Super Paper Mario actually did this. Worst time for a parent to come into your room btw

[@ayo.2022]

That was hilarious, can't lie. They need to do that again in a future game

[@MayroSMM]

Yeah I love that part of SPM.

[@dr.glurak2462]

SPM was decades ahead of its time

[@Goomba1309]

Based Super Paper Mario

[@_smugmaster_4553]

One of the many many reasons SPM is the best Paper Mario game

[@UltraHylia]

I like the idea of Mario going out to save a kidnapped princess, only to find the "princess" is actually just Roy and he did it because he wants to date him

[@maadneet]

It was so thoughtful of Roy to take us on a date to 1-1, I missed that place

[@LocalBlueBee]

yus

[@ballisticboo7808]

Having the Koopalings be an active threat to Mario's journey outside of just their boss fights is a really cool concept, it feels more like a story and I wish the official games did that more.

[@mintykiwi]

hehe i agree

[@CircusRope001]

Does Color Splash count?

[@wooomy1849]

@@CircusRope001 no because it's not a platformer

[@karu6653]

You said you didnt want to make the mod a full 9 worlds, but there's a simple solution to this that lets you make it 9 worlds with minimal effort ...when you're eventually done with the mod, just copy-paste 1-1 for the rest of the game :)

[@burnypython8230]

You should make another math level, but the problems involve 3D Graphing and Calculus. When you enter the incorrect door, the player gets greeted with a mini game where they have to work for their death. The timer is at 999 and doesn’t go down that way the player has to actually do the work to find the answers instead of guessing.

[@uranium54321]

Ooh yes! Bonus points for line integrals bc the symbol for those is scary

[@palenoodles8818]

This is good, but simply setting the timer high would let them afk for the duration. I propose a series of long back and forth platforms the player needs to get through to die instead

[@CursedXyster]

@@palenoodles8818 They said "The timer is at 999 and *doesn't go down*", they specifically stated that it wouldn't go down

[@RedPenguinCS]

I'm loving how this has just turned into a series with completely random ideas

[@16bitsam.]

I had a couple of ideas for what you could do for World 3: (1): Have a "Lemmy's Quiz Show" (World 3 "Roy Koopa Date Sim" equivalent). Where Lemmy Quizzes the player on things They have encountered on Their journey in "Nightmare Mario Wii". Examples: "How many times has 1-1 appeared?" (this can be a trick question and include the total times for both NSMBW 1-1 and SMB1 1-1), "In What ending of "Roy Koopa Date Sim" has X happen?", ETC. (2): Since you put a SMM "Refreshing level" in World 2 what if you put in a "Super Expert relief" level in World 3 (The levels that are just a bunch of 1ups and the goal with no way to die that never show up in super expert due to how it counts levels). Granted that might be a bit short so you could have 1-1 be played afterwards or just loop the "Super Expert relief" level over and over. (3): Have the cryptic 2-4 level return so people have to do it all over again. Lastly for World 4 with Wendy being the main boss of that World have the dating sim return and make even more explicit and mature and make it extremely difficult to complete the date (+ you could have it be a 2 Part date, Part 1 replacing the Tower level and part 2 replacing the Castle level). Just some ideas hope it helps!

[@MayroSMM]

I definitely want to do a quiz level at some point. I don't think I'll do the dating sim again lmao it took so long.

[@Red_Biker_Dude]

Idea: near the end of the game, make another 1-1 but with a lot of trolls that the player will not expect because they played the level to death already.

[@autumn4442]

No, it should be the second to last. Then, when they play it for the last time, they're paranoid about trolls that are no longer there.

[@Iveraxi]

@@autumn4442 evil, i love it

[@ZA-en4bb]

Basically syobon action 2? Hell yeah!

[@Voidling242]

@@autumn4442 Merge those into one level.

[@Bluebatstar]

Absolutely phenominal. How about for a future level you just give them 2-4 again and expect them to remember where they found the solution from?

[@bprocrast]

THAT IS GENIOUS

[@MayroSMM]

LMAO

[@cooolgamer-vanced]

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

[@CosmicSkyes]

@@MayroSMMbut shuffle the room order

[@crimsonstormsurge]

Yes

[@4444aa]

There needs to be a level later into a world that asks you trivia on earlier levels that nobody would have payed attention to i.e. How many Goombas were in 3-1 So then you would have to go back to that level and replay it just to count the Goombas.

[@ayo.2022]

Mayro must've really taken all those Doki Doki Panic memes to heart when she made this one lmao

[@Lyle_Plays]

Mayro this is genuinely incredible LMAOO I think my favorite parts were the "YOU LIAR YOU'RE ON SHROOMS RIGHT NOW!!" and "IS THAT WENDY'S RING???" since that's literally my type of humor, but I also really enjoyed the Lemmy's Balls endings, as well as the enemy ambush with the bouncy trampoline walls XD In short.... AMONG US

[@MayroSMM]

Thank you so much!

[@somerandommemelord4432]

Idea: 3-ghost house is just the section with the falling elevator platform, but it falls slowly, and plastered on the screen the entire way down is an ai generated mario x bowser fanfiction. Also, at the end, include questions based on said fanfic, just to make sure that the player actually read it.

[@MayroSMM]

OH NO this is gold.

[@amorphousprimordia]

You know what everyone loves? Auto levels. But like a comically long one that kills you if you don't move. Anf then you have to play 1-1 again :>

[@gigglenose1990]

no reveal has ever hit harder than mario and roy's child being red (this is one of the most unusual sentences i have ever written or spoken)

[@medge8845]

We’ve reached a point now to where arguably the most important level in video game history, SMB 1-1, is now used as a filler gag

[@Pirlo926]

This is absolutely horrific and I love it.

[@halt1931]

I thought for SURE that the "see that's the thing" answer for "I'm ready to be a father" would be "you're not the father"

[@TheAdvertisement]

"Ending 7, Lemmy's Balls" is terrifying conclusion.

[@ericthegreat7060]

3:19 I absolutly LOVE this touching heartfelt conversation about Mario and Roy coming into parenthood for the first time. With mario being scared and Roy being by his side to support him all the way..........And then its 1-1 AGAIN!!!! That killed me!!🤣

[@gamerguyandsomenumbers]

I don't know if it'd work too well (or at all), but I think it'd be cool to see a level that could only be beaten once the Assist Blocks were spawned in. I'm not sure how the Assist Blocks work in this game compared to later ones, but I think in later games the Assist Blocks stop spawning once you beat a level without using them... which would render this hypothetical level unplayable after just one playthrough if this game followed the same rules.

[@MayroSMM]

Yeah I really want to do something like that at some point. I made assist blocks appear in annoying places, but I could do the reverse too.

[@crlyfryz8049]

How many assist blocks can you place in a level? You should make the assist blocks literally wall you off from beating a level, maybe if the level is really challenging or something like that.

[@ranting2damax]

Roy is unironically my favorite koopaling 10/10 dating simulator, Roy my beloved

[@betsieswartz]

4:11 Best ending in the entire video. Incredible job, Oscar worthy writing and voice acting. Perfection.

[@tylerowens]

Another Mario Maker trope to add: the invisible block that you have to hit at a specific location at a specific time value. I don't know if you can do moving invisible blocks like in MM in NSMBW but I'm sure you can figure it out. And in the spirit of adding a dating sim, you can add other game genres. Make a shmup level with both horizontal and vertical layouts. Make a jrpg battle. Make the player play Tetris (but with only z and reverse z blocks).

[@domcerda]

3:17 should have been "you are NOT the father!!!"

[@dazcarrr]

i think there should be a level that has the entirety of the original super mario bros in it. from 1-1 to 8-4

[@MayroSMM]

Honestly the game was crashing from the dating sim level being too long lmao so I'm not sure if it would like that. But I could probably fit an entire world at the very least.

[@jc___underscore___]

@@MayroSMM the entirety of World 9 is just a troll-filled copy of SMB1

[@eeveeauramgold]

@@MayroSMM maybe just the any% route through the warp zones? so just 1-1, 1-2, 4-1, 4-2, and 8-1 through 8-4

[@MayroSMM]

@@eeveeauramgold oh that could work actually

[@RedFalconTV]

11:52 Ok but mario are you good bro???

[@MayroSMM]

flashbacks to his boyfriend dying

[@Snsy]

You should make one of those spike mazes that you have to go through with a star, but there are no stars in the level and you have to bring one from the world map. It would also be too long to be cleared from the beginning with 1 star, so you would have to get a checkpoint and bring another star. At the end, you have to jump over a single small gap to get to the flagpole, but there is a hidden block above the gap.

[@ToaderTheToad]

I was not expecting the dating simulator, this mod has been turning out to be amazing Just seeing a bunch of random ideas being tossed at the wall that are more creative than I could come up with is really fun

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

Funnily enough the Dating sim is the least egregious thing in this video

[@ColonelKlink1965]

I have to correct myself. The final "1-1" counter is actually 9. I got a bit confused with the toad house. You can do the "1-1" counter on future videos yourself, too, reader. You just have to count +1 when ever Mayro has to play through any first level of any main line Mario game. So if they play through NSMB Wii's 1-1, you count +1. If they play through their NSMB Wii hack's 1-1, you count +1. If they play through Super Mario Bros. 1's 1-1, you count +1. If they play the first mission of Bob-omb's Battlefield of Super Mario 64, you count +1.

[@thatcloveplant]

i didnt expect this to be in the same hack but i respect it tbh

[@LogicLeftTheGame]

Ideas for W3: 3-1 - has a parkour to make with max speed wind and poison so if you fail a spinjump to a platform, you die 3-2 - Make repeat 3-2 2 and a half times, then you need to go into a pipe and then 1-1 with raising poison and make it repeat 2 times 3-3 - Pick a door, the wrong door, you die, like 1-Tower 3-4 - Hard math, hard to get to the right answer, wrong answer, 1-1, but with a pipe at the end. The pipe reports you at the start of the level

[@rudevoices9204]

8-🏰 but after Kamek turns Bowser giant you have to traverse through 1-1 with him on your tail blowing giant fire at you. Really says series finale material

[@ZV-Gamez]

ive been feeling pretty down lately, but your video really cheered me up, keep up the amazing work as always

[@shreeshfuup7058]

Idea: Just a normal level but it is completely filled with ice blocks and you need to clear all of it out with bomb excavation. Also, there's a pipe that constantly fires out loose chain chomps. And you need to beat 1-1 again halfway through.

[@Obbels]

Terrible idea 22: Make a level where every weather condition possible is happening - slippery floor, Sandy wind, darkness, falling Lava, being chased by a stormcloud - make them face Mother Nature herself.

[@JayetheReaper]

It was an honor to play this monstrosity

[@ShyGal3]

2:46 it's Mario Oddysey all over again💔 Mario can't face rejection... he has trauma

[@igyl2867]

3:46 the delivery here fucking sent me omg

[@GameBlock_]

I am absolutely loving how cruel this hack is 😂 Also, the editing was once again done phenomenally!

[@Obbels]

Terrible idea 35: Make a level that is literally just Toad. Lag the game if you must, make every pixel of the screen contain at least one Toad. Make the music sung by Toad as well.

[@Radiant_Peach]

That thumbnail already showes that the video will be hilarious

[@rubendelgadorico6502]

I love the idea of toad giving you a billion mushrooms, you could do that with 1-1 but it gives you mini mush rooms for the next level, that is... Replacing coins with toads. And mini required. Genius

[@blockwearingman]

it shows how important it is that you have to beat a level to upload it in mario maker

[@frog5961]

I loved the idea of schooling the player with math. I was thinking about getting them relaxed for a bit, and then suddenly throwing in a random AP Calculus question, while also adding stress, using enemies, distracting the player from the question.

[@laytonspuzzle]

Finally, someone made a good New Super Mario Bros. Wii hack.

[@TG03]

The 1-1 Jokes weren't stale They were the best part 🥰

[@underrated1524]

How about a snake block level where there's nothing in the level except the starting platform (which disappears after you jump off it) and the snake blocks, only the snake blocks take the longest most roundabout route imaginable around the empty level before taking you to the flagpole. For bonus points: Make it go near the flagpole before turning around, and also spam kaizo blocks to make it impossible to make the jump from the snake blocks to the flagpole, so you just have to wait until the snake blocks go around some more so you can walk across them to the flagpole without jumping.

[@triskai]

ooo the advanced version of this: pick-a-snake or even worse, you're forced to activate multiple snake blocks at a precise relative timing in order to have a path to beat the level

[@SuperInkLink]

This is the greatest piece of art I have ever witnessed in my life.

[@CyanFroggy]

I have an idea: Make 6-cannon, 7-cannon and 7-castle (or at least the final level of world 7) impossible, so you have to get the secret exit in 5-Ghost House, to get to 5-Cannon and go to world 8. Make it so that in 5-ghosthouse, you have to use a door that normally is just fake, get teleported to 9-7 multiple times in a row, and spam doors there. One of these leads to more 9-7's in a row, it looks exactly the same as the first row of 9-7's, with all other doors leading back to the start of the first row of 9-7's. The secret exit is at the end of the second 9-7 multiple time section. It's an extremely BS way of getting to world 8. (It's okay if this idea doesn't make it because it requires the mod to be 8 worlds long)

[@trcwolf8589]

Ideas from me making Mario levels when I was 10. Underwater hammer hall. A long, vertical level that was meant for multiplayer versus. The problem is that you barley have enough time to make it and if you fall more than 2 or three times, you are out of time. Its a 500 second level. A level where the only enemy is chain chomps. except for a small cave area that is cramped, where hammer bros and chained chain chomps attack you. Reverse fishing. An auto level where you are on a small boat and there are fish attacking you. No power ups throughout the whole level, its long and slow. Trying to swim will kill you at the halfway point and end of the level with spikes.

[@MayroSMM]

MULTIPLAYER VS that's so funny

[@stanzenjoyer1275]

“I’m gonna get some fresh air, so it’s 1-1 again” she is so fucking funny💀

[@bosslycanroc5598]

I submit this video as proof that Roy is the best Koopaling Also Mayro you crazy.

[@MyurrDurr]

Every time I thought she had reached peak cringe, she keeps surprising me with something even worse! (for real tho.... this is a very neat hack)

[@marche434]

Whos she

[@l1quidbeatz46]

@@marche434 Mayro goes by She/They

[@marche434]

@@l1quidbeatz46 but he's a dude

[@l1quidbeatz46]

@@marche434 Transgender i presume, it's also stated in one of the previous vids of this series where in the joke about a long thank you message, it stats at one point "by the way i use she/them pronouns"

[@CR1MSONACE]

I'm not even gonna question it.

[@anonymousthekiller5199]

I still want a literal auto scroll level where Mario's horizontal position is fixed (e.g. faster scroll speed than Mario can run), so it always takes the same amount of time to beat

[@lakilopis7081]

idea: make a level where you have to carry a toad to hit a block while following and defening a goomba who, at the end of the level, will damage the toad and may enable mario to throw it into a contraption that would make you reach the flagpole, twice if there is a secret exit

[@nozominous2956]

YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN YOU MADE THOSE NUT JOKES-

[@HalfBPress]

Some ideas, hope this many at once is ok: -Lots of moving elements that are all very slightly out of sync -Auto-scrolling, but the first half of the level is the lowest possible speed, and the second half is the highest possible speed -Intentional softlocks as a level hazard -A level where the entire floor is bouncy platforms. Could have one-high gaps that you have to fit through perfectly to progress, or a long tunnel that constantly bounces you against the ceiling because annoying repetitive noise = funny -The previous idea but with *bomb excavation*

[@MayroSMM]

I love the idea of a bouncy level that isn't built for it omg

[@emood2217]

you are completely failing in your mission to make me not want to play this

[@mariomaster973]

Nah if we’re doing dating sims now, we gotta have a RPG you gotta grind for

[@CheShiny]

"I'm pregnatne" - Mario 2023

[@trucksprite]

Make a level, but it's been infested by bullet bills. And wind. And you have to play ALL OF WORLD 1.

[@emmetstanevich2121]

I was going to make a joke like "oh, make the level require something from another level's secret area like in Sticker Star," but I see that you beat me to the punch with the dating level + door puzzle combo. Well played indeed.

[@emmetstanevich2121]

Also, it'd be pretty funny if some of the 1-1 clones had different features. A new enemy here, a kaizo block there, just enough that you can't rely on muscle memory for each one.

[@MayroSMM]

oh there are a few little changes between then, i just don't really bother to highlight them haha

[@katTheGreat]

11:39 T POSE ROY

[@ShyGal3]

"So, did you likemy nuts?" ~Mayro 2023

[@pncka]

The music is a nice touch. This level is almost as great as The Great PAPYRUS!

[@RandomRodger]

Every single level in world 2 had wind in it. Ever level in world 3 gotta have ice physics!

[@sawyerpotts70]

You have to get through all the cannons AGAIN to fight Bowser at the last level.

[@catgirlQueer]

"[…] and then you have to do 1-1 again" is such a good running gag

[@DaNintendude]

I like how you enter 2-Castle, expecting something new, and then you get jumpscared by Chestnut Valley music and realize what's happening.

[@miimiiandco]

This is genuinely a very fun idea. Props to you, Mayro.

[@shellyvision9693]

You haven’t done the worst Mario maker trope yet: dev exits. Make a level where the only way to get out is a dev exit that takes you back to 1-1 and the only way to get out of that 1-1 is another dev exit.

[@wooper2654]

Oh my god the panic in the first enemy ambush. Also, as for that one Roy... I think he's really dead

[@UnrealSuperSonic04]

"...he is red!! this is the dumbest thing I've ever made in my life."

[@thatonedude9148]

holy shit I just got whiplash from hearing the music at 2:53 because its the intro to my school's daily news show and I didn't know it existed outside of that

[@Dexuz]

If I had a nickel for every time a Koopa has impregnated Mario, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened TWICE

[@bitchaos4591]

If you need ideas: I might have some. A level where everything is ice. Really long level, but all the ground is just the 1x1 ice blocks. And yes, metric ton of fire enemies with long waiting sections, so the ground's going to dissappear beneath you quickly. But then at the end of the level, you have to head through a pipe to get to the flag. There's a wall of ice there. And no enemies. And there's no powerups (besides maybe Mushrooms) in the level, so you have to leave, get a Fire Flower from outside the level, and go back through damage-less. And then just... Kaizo blocks. Kaizo Blocks everywhere. Above pits. Below ? Mark Boxes. Above other Kaizo Blocks. Including some that are mandatory for progression! Yep. Invisible blocks that require to hit other invisible blocks that require you to hit other invisible blocks. And it's all mandatory.

[@underrated1524]

The first two sentences are just describing 9-7, right?

[@notfloweyyt7618]

Plot twist Roy Koopa remembers every ending you do and knowing you toyed with his feelings he decides to stop you from hurting others by first trying to assist the spinies in the enemy ambush then deciding to call up Larry and use double cherrys to try and kill you once and for all but he fails and you go onward to hurt more of Roy’s siblings making you wonder…was it all worth it?

[@michaelcollins1769]

As soon as I saw the Among Us joke I got an excellent idea for a level. Mario has to play an entire round of Among Us. If he correctly guesses the two impostors, he beats the level. If he guesses wrong, or only gets one right, he dies.

[@MayroSMM]

Oh lord.

[@jamiegioca9448]

"I never felt such a strange combination of pity.. and indigestion." - Eugene Krabs

[@RHVGamer]

Me after being sent to hell seeing that it's just 1-1 from New Super Mario Bros. Wii with half the ground missing:

[@erosefleeting]

now i can finally fulfill my dreams of dating roy koopa

[@thef1rst1]

This premieres at 12:00am for me RIP

[@5en_official]

it is at 18:00 for me, also RIP (I usually eat dinner at that time)

[@thef1rst1]

@@5en_official I’m usually asleep at 12:00am yes I apologize I do not live the true gamer life I know..

[@5en_official]

@@thef1rst1 I also don't, so keep calm, we're perfectly healthy XD

[@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm0]

lol 😂

[@KingLaZrButBad]

Yknow, I really miss that 1-1 level, I suggest it be brought back, just so everyone can enjoy it a second time

[@aeresys]

This hack is getting better and better with every upload! Though I miss the sand geyser from Harder Super Mario Bros Wii in 2-castle that softlocked you inside the pipe

[@Juli_is_Online]

This was hilarious and I laughed very hard. Truly masterful trolling RED! and the resignated *this is the dumbest thing I've ever made in my life* really sums the whole thing up beautifully And then you made among us joke and I nearly died. Thank you

[@SC-ex5ci]

In a ghost house level you can put A LOT of glow blocks which the player must use to build their way while dodging all the boos. The amount of effort should be comparable to the bomb explosion level lol. Also be sure to make it dark so it's annoying Btw love the series please keep it going

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

Are there any options the the aroace crowd? I don't mean rejecting everyone's advances, I mean garlic bread.

[@juliane6196]

Here is an Idea: A level were you constantly have to kill Yoshi to proceed.

[@MayroSMM]

LMAO ok this wins

[@foo9877]

I thought this was a completely different hack than the kaizo hack but the fact that it’s in the kaizo hack makes it much better

[@kaostrap40]

I’m scared that people are giving each koopaling’s the Peachette crown now

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

Idea: Perhaps you could make a water level with geysers in it or rising lava.

[@Wizdabest1]

Might aswell call this hack super 1-1 world at this point

[@SuperDZ555]

the final level should be 1-1 with bowser in it

[@nbkpixel7598]

If you are gonna make a third world, for 3-1 its the switch level, an incredibly precise ice platforming stage and you have to replay the level everytime the blocks are in the way in future levels. Idk if thats possible to implement but just know ive got ideas

[@MayroSMM]

I am going to have too much fun with that red switch.

[@humanyams3244]

MY DREAM COME TRUE! I FINALLY CAN GIVE ROY ALL THE LOVE HE DESERVES

[@jadaxmartian6599]

An couple ideas: -a spam level -an enemy ambush that's nearly impossible kaizo that you just have a random chance of getting -a level that's just a boss rush -it would be funny if you found two worlds with the same number of levels and swapped their levels in a random order for that extra taste of BS -make one of the world 9 levels just 1-1 to troll the player -make one of the levels just unchanged, but you have to go through a pipe at the end that takes you to a version of the level that's entirely invisible, enemies and everything -a p-switch that instakills you -an extremely slow autoscroll dark underwater level full of boos -just put the credits at the end of a bunch of random levels to piss people off Hope you enjoyed these garbage suggestions :)