Mario, but 4 Dogs Spawn Every Second

Super Mario Odyssey but 4 dogs are constantly spawn every second. No matter where we go there will be dogs, and there will continue to be more dogs. Only dogs. Thanks to @AmethystSZS for making the mod.
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[@purplepaintwater]

the "Fir is polite to dogs" counter is one of the best things man has ever created

[@maksy71]

That comment gonna blow up

[@Noname-pg3ix]

He missed a please on the counter

[@SisterRez]

Yes

[@Noname-pg3ix]

18:14

[@aidanwhite5631]

it really is i love it so much

[@torinpena288]

"How much DPS do you have?" "Four." "That's a lot of dogs."

[@IExist-hi7ws]

Know that I wanted to like your comment but 69 likes was too nice to mess up

[@SpaceLobster21]

My family is currently looking after some dogs for a friend, which (counting our own dogs) makes 5 total running around the house. This mod is genuinely an accurate representation of what it is like trying to walk around while surrounded by dogs XD

[@Zeldrake]

are they good dogs?

[@SpaceLobster21]

@@Zeldrake oh yes they are very good dogs (most of the time) They're just... everywhere tho lol

[@elmenso14534]

​@@SpaceLobster21 I have to deal with 14 chihuahuas.

[@SpaceLobster21]

@@elmenso14534 oh boy, sounds like… an experience. lol

[@elmenso14534]

@SpaceLobster21 a fun experience, they all obey but sometimes they can be disobedient

[@onlysmiles4949]

It's wild that there's functionality for the dogs to steal Bowser's hats despite the fact that they never interact at any point in the game Wonder what logic in the code causes that

[@FuryJack07]

Not to be a party pooper... But they probably steal Cappy, which is attached to Bowser's hat, making it seem like they're stealing Bowser's hat

[@thomasturner1065]

6:00 the dogs fusing into one entity is both adorable and terrifying

[@SisterRez]

It is plain horrific

[@Lord_Doodle]

Cerberus in a nutshell

[@benjaminrichard4632]

THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM -Dogs

[@collaredjacket6196]

bibicly accurate dog

[@Unotuchable]

Biblically accurate dog.

[@BrickGameStudios]

The "Fir is polite to dogs counter" is amazing. Thank you editor

[@SupaJay2]

at 15:33 there is a thank you

[@thatonelem]

@@SupaJay2 and at 17:27 there is a please

[@Beestying]

I've decided that the dogs are just all the Pikmin merged into one particularly disobedient batch of dogs: -Fireproof(Red Pikmin) -Lightningproof(Yellow Pikmin) -Immune to poison(White Pikmin) -Incredibly dense(Purple/Rock Pikmin) -Breathe underwater(Blue Pikmin) -Can be used to gain height/Fly(Flying Pikmin) -Sometimes try to hurt you(Mushroom Pikmin) -Dog Shaped(Bulbmin) -Resist cold water(Ice Pikmin(apparently they're a thing?)) -Follow Fir's "commands"(hat throws) I rest my case.

[@champagnesupernova1839]

Dogmin :3 also bulbmin are immune to most hazards too lol

[@antusfirenova6426]

Just like the new dog thing in Pikmin 4 lol

[@SupaJay2]

Omg that is sooo so so so weirdly true..

[@renae-sr6ot]

I just googled what a pikmin was and they are TERRIFYING

[@champagnesupernova1839]

@@renae-sr6ot lmao

[@SpaceLobster21]

The dog bridge across the poison was genius I love the visual of the tank surrounded by dogs during the mechawiggler fight, it's like mario is trying to resist the army but there are too many of them And then of course there's the "Fir is polite to dogs" counter. Enough said. I love this video, the doggos are so cute and not at all terrifying :)

[@rylieervin625]

I just got to that part lol

[@abbilocke736]

So dogs are more dense than water and soup, but less dense than quicksand, pink fiery goo,and poison. We could make a measurement scale out of this! Edit: they are also nonconductive based on the ruined kingdom! We learn more about their properties every minute!

[@zephaku]

fireproof too

[@portiac6097]

And immortal

[@michaelhorton8489]

They Also Can Stay On The Ground When There Are Strong Winds In The Air!

[@Hunt3r45.]

And fire proof

[@masterrico_143]

and they can easily carry bowser and marios hat at the same time without being limited at all, be bouncy enough to not get exploded when a bullet bill hits them at full speed, and they can just ignore a fat italian jumping on their heads

[@theagentoftheworld]

I've never realized how terrifying the Mecha Wiggler is until I saw it charge into you face-on.

[@johnospina1953]

Me too

[@patrickyoung685]

Super mario run as profile picture 😂

[@ashestoashesdusttodust_]

"Dogs are more dense than soup and less dense that lava and poison" *something I never knew I needed Fir to say in a video*

[@justsomesimplenuclearbirbs4313]

This the most terrifying yet wholesome mod to exist. An army of puppies rain from the heavens, with one goal. To protecc and surround Mario and occasionally steal Cappy because at the end of the day, they are all still puppies, just good bois and girls wanting lots and lots of love and someone to play with. They are forever immortal, never dying, always playing, and protecting those who show kindness to them. They shall break reality itself to achieve their true goal of endless snuggles and treats.

[@szszabolcs9582]

That's cute This is the best way...AND THE ONLY WAY how a man can describe the dogs of SMO

[@benjaminrichard4632]

9:20 Rango just casually ascends to heaven

[@saustin2483]

Then comes back

[@hubertjuansanyoto3482]

The real April Fools is that the counter did not count Fir being polite to dogs properly

[@SantaquinBacon]

I was wondering why the counter seemed off

[@Squidgy316]

Yeah lol

[@hydrem_]

It's so magical how at the beginning, Fir is annoyed by the dogs, but as time passes, they become closer and find a way to cooperate 😆

[@benanauo7694]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉;)’,:(

[@szszabolcs9582]

Character development at it's FINEST

[@asininelordoftheshower]

Assuming that four dogs did indeed spawn every second, that means there are around 34412 dogs that were spawned over the course of the run Damn

[@BreadOnInternet]

Not even including darker side.

[@MatthewConnellan-xc3oj]

I am going to adopt all of them

[@sussdood]

Dog

[@johnospina1953]

Nerd ↑

[@BadPunZ]

Secretly dogs are Mario’s greatest enemy

[@somefunwithcj5830]

wtf? the comment time

[@karstenmay7536]

Thats right!

[@themonkeyman2910]

(he’s allergic)

[@lex5179]

true

[@maxinthe6ix467]

Yep

[@Azurious]

This video is one of the best showings of just how small Bowser's hit boxes are

[@BirnieMac1]

I love how every moon or freeze frame is just mario posing with a bunch of dogs Holy shit I live for the gradual friendship emerging between the dogs and fir :, )

[@patrickyoung685]

Don't swear!

[@WORMPONY]

Bowser must’ve been shaking in his boots when he saw Mario pull up with a thousand dogs

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

"Don’t push me off.." Fir whilst a pack of sinister dogs attempt to brutally murder him by pushing him into the icy abyss..

[@spiritbaki108]

1:26 The Tragedy of Tophat Tower

[@VerySugaryGoon]

Now we need "Mario, but 5 Dogs Spawn Every Second"

[@87947]

No ten

[@gamerliam8945]

No 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@leociresi4292]

Mario, but ten pitbulls spawn every second!❤

[@patrickyoung685]

Mario odyssey but 1000 dogs spawn every second

[@patrickyoung685]

No 1000

[@extantcadence2707]

Finally, a mod that accurately recreates the experience of trying to get things done in (or even just move through) a house with multiple dogs. They're cute and adorable and just the goodest and also completely and utterly inconsiderate of your needs and wishes. If you've ever seen that video with the cat running ahead to roll over in someone's walking path for attention, it's that same energy, just more earnest and less aloof.

[@measypeasy]

"The dogs are more dense then soup, but less dense then poison and lava. So I don't really know what that mean or implies but it's the truth so... yeah. The more you know." -Fir

[@DParkerNunya]

It gets so much easier the minute he starts working with them instead of around them. What good boys they are

[@koolguyIII]

0:29 “they are falling, they’ll be fine”

[@MatthewAttardi]

Cappy: Yeah!

[@LegoAndrew08]

21:00 I'd think "Why are they chasing me? Do they have a master, and a plan? Are they trying to make me go insane? Do they want adopted? I'M SO CONFUSED! Are they trying to control me? Are they trying to eat me?"

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

The power of the SMO dog is beyond our capability of understanding.

[@Doyouknowwho]

This is truly a “What the dog doin?” Video

[@prageruwu69]

the dogs trying to follow mario and jumping into the void broke me

[@dariusdrake7515]

20:10 Lava's molten earth, so the dogs are less dense than rocks. The specific poison isn't known, but let's assume that it's something about the same density as Lava. Thus the dogs are slightly less dense than most rocks (as there are a few rocks that actually manage to float), but are more durable than those rocks in exchange.

[@MrHelgish]

This would be even funnier if he did the paper cut outs like with the Goomba mafia where the story went as... "Mario has spent the entire kingdom's budget on dogs and peach didn't agree with it. So bowser decided to take peach away from the dogs and now mario has to take care of the dogs himself. He figured that if he were to save peach, she could get rid of them." But at the end it went... "Peach was unfortunately saved and mario asked if she could get rid of the dogs. Peach didn't agree and sent mario flying away from the moon and mario now had to deal with 4,372,256,254 dogs by himself."

[@Zorpanur]

Mario should just send the army to fight every boss. The Bosses would just surrender

[@samschofield9452]

all the bosses: i can't hit a DOG!!!

[@alestory656]

​@@samschofield9452 Bowser: * adopts the dogs *

[@samschofield9452]

@@alestory656 bowser jr. and the koopalings: hooray dad got pets for us!

[@ZvY1x]

bro took "who let the dogs out?" to a whole new level

[@robloxtime595]

4:54 at least at the bottom of the BOTTOMLESS PIT!?!?! That's not how that works.

[@titesyl1023]

Remember when the game was unplayable during the last Bowser fight was when an enemy spawned every second ? This is now the game 24/7

[@dominiczoma922]

The fact that you put "Mario" in the title and I immediately knew you ment Super Mario Oddysey proves that your channel is 90% Super Mario Oddysey and I love it

[@rosysighting]

I love how often Fir says please to thr dogs

[@markjrcolin1210]

Nice of Nintendo to make every possible doggo interaction to be as gentle as possible, like Jaxi gently bonking into them.

[@catmacopter8545]

15:34 you missed a polite moment!!

[@netherdog7127]

I was cracking up this whole video 😂, genuine golden content that deserves my subscribing to

[@haven6410]

21:17 The only way to settle this is with Mario, but 1 Very Tall Dog Spawns Every 10 Seconds

[@littleevsamoyed7130]

Yesss

[@dtanddtl]

I love the "fir is polite to dogs" counter 14/10 they're good dogs

[@jsjp822]

I didn’t expect Fir to actually do this, but I love it so much 😂 (And the “Fir is polite to dogs counter” was amazing)

[@Chop676]

Thay missed a thank you at 15:33

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

26:36 So they'll just be stuck in an inescapable pool for the rest of their immortal lives? 😢

[@masontheyt0126]

The dogs sacrificing themselves at 1:24 just to get to Fir was both funny and sad

[@nathanrosborough3485]

Someone organize a hide 'n' seek with this PLEASE

[@unsweetened3781]

Fir is finally playing SMO the intended way

[@samschofield9452]

5:03 me:how is he stalling the bullet bill? the answer:WOOF

[@Mrnotpib]

“Four dogs spawn every second. They each want your undivided love and attention. This is a threat. The hunt will end with blood.”- unattached voice, corner of bedroom, 1927 recording.

[@ethzzexists]

Assuming exactly 4 dogs spawned each second with perfect precision and no dogs left out, we can estimate that including cutscenes 34320 dogs spawned in during the challenge

[@FranTheNerd]

fir being polite to dogs brings me so much happiness

[@pigeongod3450]

I think this is the first time I've heard the sad whimper of a chain chomp

[@joewilliams-un8vu]

When a child asks for a dog and the parent have to say no, the parents have this dream that night.

[@Linkle642]

Alternative title SMO but cuteness overload slows down time.

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

We all wanted it, we all asked for it, and Fir listened and gave it to us. What an absolute legend.

[@MichaelTaylor-td8ws]

this is no April fool's joke, this is just beautiful

[@All54321]

I love the density chart that we’re learning here. Water/Soup < Dogs < Poison/Lava

[@skylerdanielo5826]

you mean four you’s spawn every second right?

[@KaseyGallagher]

You just called him a dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@NuckElBerg]

If possible, you should do a mod that is the same as this, but when like 10 dogs are close enough, they merge and spawn a bigger dog (and when 10 bigger dogs are close enough they merge and spawn an even bigger dog, and so forth). :D

[@J4-inquisitive-elite-iris]

Now we need a tall dog to follow him everywhere

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

1:26 Rip dogs. They couldn't take it anymore.

[@GameStormerSam]

1:55 I’ve actually never seen this animation before where she hits you out of the chain chomp and it spins around, I always assumed if she caught up to you you’d just take damage

[@7eevee572]

Loved this video. The "Fir is nice to dogs" counter made me smile even more every time it came up. My only complaint with the vid is that it feels like a missed opportunity to call it Super Mario Dogyssey

[@spike8405]

Fir's Videos Keep GEtting Better! I love how he actually looks at the comments!

[@BaalFridge]

the dogs jumpin into the void following you out of cap kingdom made me laugh so hard i woke up everyone. no regrets.

[@wompingdroid]

They was SO well edited! Nice job, loved the video!

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

the toughest mario enemy has returned to cause more chaos

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

I love these videos, let's get Fir to 300K for all his hard work ❤️

[@GameJam230]

Fire proof, water proof, electric proof, poison proof, impact proof, teleporting dogs truly are man's best friend... when on adventures to rescue princesses from giant fire-breathing turtle monsters.

[@Coolguy2F47]

15:58 A normal day in New Dog City

[@khaleelabdallah]

Coming soon: SMO but 69 cats spawn every second 💀

[@jenniferdemeter2707]

The game would crash within like 5 or 10 seconds LOL Too many cats for the game to handle

[@khaleelabdallah]

What if the cats were like 1 pixel large

[@fr00t17]

super mario dogyssey

[@kaysarilyas4430]

This is so terrifyingly wholesome 😂

[@ludibroloplays]

I'm loving this new era of Fir content, its banger after banger

[@Oof17821]

Lol they were jumping off 1:31

[@saranino5732]

LOL?! It’s dogs how can you laugh

[@nellathedog1403]

13:33 new dog city

[@Epic_Animations1]

LOL

[@Epic_Animations1]

mechadog

[@Knckl2024]

Cappy: doesn’t seem like you can brute force that Fir: (completely brute forces it)

[@arism6447]

the only way I can't feel guilty about all those dead dogs is by imagineing that they get reincarnated as the other dogs that spawn on fir

[@angrytheclown801]

What makes you sure they die? These dogs have super powers.

[@CoolCheese372]

dog pooping at 23:18

[@Justapizzainspace]

Yes The Dream Is True

[@ciej03]

This is sooo fun please make more of these

[@lasercappymario4776]

15:26 the one time they forgot to up the counter!!!

[@lasercappymario4776]

I meant 15:36

[@PurplDrawing]

Also 17:29

[@NaglisSulija-pk2ol]

ITS BEAUTIFUL

[@thebluelegopiece3987]

I haven’t watched it all yet but I can’t wait to see beach volleyball with the dogs helping you. Edit: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@JaxonMcKool]

Imagine having this many dogs. BTW luv ur vids Fir ❤

[@Antoniocesarsilvaviana]

Nintendo has announced a new game: fir and his a billion dogs in mario odyssey

[@julmoboi5657]

This was a great idea 😂👌

[@sibulipro7367]

so cute dogs!!!

[@logansupermariofan7244]

Amazing video! Mod idea: This kinda takes the gun mod to another level with actual gun models Mario holds. Mario starts with a simple gun like a pistol and each kingdom you complete you get a better gun like a pistol then a shotgun the a assault rifle then a mini gun etc. Mabey Mario could end with a super overpowered futuristic/alien gun. Edit: it would make me so happy if you did this. If it helps I am a subscriber.

[@tailsgaming29]

6:54 bro was spin dashing 💀

[@Snack_]

fir is the kind of person to see a dog and willingly push it off a cliff just for fun

[@khaleelabdallah]

4:11 dog abuse or Mario abuse?

[@Gamerv0901]

Fir:move please doges:no

[@skylerdanielo5826]

dogs: we will follow you cause we really like you

[@kj1cool]

Woof

[@gir_nade7871]

Yo.

[@kindlefun7209]

Congrats on being first

[@OctopoxIsANerd]

Can we get a game theory to find out exactly how dense the super Mario oddessey dog is?

[@shannonn2569]

I needed this today.