New Super Mario Bros. Wii (EU) - Anti-Piracy Screen

There have been some videos floating around showcasing anti-piracy measures taken by Nintendo in New Super Mario Bros. Wii, but not a lot of talk about the version implemented here in the UK.
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This is FAKE if it wasn't obvious. People are currently creating fake anti-piracy screens for fun and I wanted to chime in with my take. This is a mod with custom music, levels, text, and animations created entirely by myself for the purpose of this video. Do not submit this to preservationists or dataminers. They will laugh at you.
I wanted to make this stand out amongst other anti-piracy memes which just copy the MPDS text in a less convincing way. Not that this is convincing, but it doesn't try to be. Characters are still in role and all that. I made it my goal to re-animate all the characters in the opening cutscene to ruin them. I originally tried removing them all to nail a more creepy vibe, but I was having trouble getting it to work.

[@MayroSMM]

Imagine a world where I spell the word "Thief" correctly

[@Cr_nch]

Sorry, I can’t do that it’s too difficult.

[@kat24]

Lmao

[@gatlinggroink3764]

Imagine a world where you spell the word "Word" correctly

[@gatlinggroink3764]

No offense

[@aaaa_0484]

I love how Toad moved his door 1 block higher, genius move

[@eathamgamer]

Hurry, long toad. We must fetch the *w i d e c a n o n*

[@oversplat69420]

More like t h i c k c a n o n

[@onursasmaz2322]

@@oversplat69420 t h i c k a n o n

[@dylanthepro1238]

We need the wide cannon to safe hammer head peach

[@nidietayt6447]

t h i c c c a n o n

[@MetastarULTRA]

t h i c c c a n o n

[@Irrationaaaaal]

“Do not submit this to dataminers. They will laugh at you”

[@CrispyToast]

I just can't take Bowser seriously with that face!

[@username_576]

Same

[@hatennafromhoenn]

How? He looks very good and nice. But not as much as quag.

[@codysantocildes3178]

To me he looks kinda scary in some way just having a big jaw no shell and hair and a really tiny head makes him look like a scary weird monster

[@naboriruta5291]

It does look like an SMG4 edit.

[@OneWingedKing]

@@naboriruta5291 i agree with you, his little head and dispropportionate mouth really ressembles SMG4's bowser

[@SeriesKJ]

My guy Bowser looking like Pete from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.

[@Fredo22]

Reminds me of SMG4 bowser if you know that youtuber

[@topsyturvy1097]

@@Fredo22 super mario galaxy 4?

[@finnvaneekelen4966]

@@topsyturvy1097 unfortynatly no. Its a meme channel

[@topsyturvy1097]

@@finnvaneekelen4966 damn. Nintendo hit me up if u want galaxy 4 i have loads of ideas XD

[@sagethedumbblob]

@@topsyturvy1097 we don’t even have a Galaxy 3

[@-dark-matter-]

Ludwig's hair is the best thing I have seen in quite a while.

[@ZukaTheSoilderZebra]

*His beeg hair go brr*

[@Cr_nch]

Game: *Has a seizure in the intro* Also game: This copy is illegitimate. Wow, I couldn’t tell that it was fake, thanks for notifying me!

[@FakestLoogi]

The video hasn't even finished

[@Cr_nch]

@@FakestLoogi I know. The only way for a comment to become popular is to post it 10 seconds before the video went public.

[@FakestLoogi]

@@Cr_nch there's also - being verified - getting lucky - etc

[@RealmyTheMan]

@@FakestLoogi oh boy that sweet verification checkmark

[@Ardenzard]

all the text was replaced by hex XD

[@Irrationaaaaal]

This really gives us the time to notice how crisp the footstep sound is

[@JunoSongs]

NOA: game crashes, unsettling dialogue, Hyper Realistic Blood PAL: *CHAD BOWSER*

[@UltRocket7]

Didn't Expect to see Juno Here

[@anesnukovic3048]

And then Came Chaep Secnirp

[@lollotheguy]

It's the man

[@dragorethegreat1800]

Chad bowser: *T*

[@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv]

And then Bowser was crying hyperrealistic blood and jumped out of my screen and killed me.

[@Goldofdawn]

This is actually pretty scary. The empty levels, the distorted models, the death jumpscare at the end, everything.

[@crazycarlos08]

Fun fact: According to the Mario Wiki, there actually WAS a pirating issue with NSMBWii a few weeks before launch!

[@shulkgameplay2509]

Huh neat

[@UltraHylia]

Huh, I just looked at the Mario Wiki and I don't see anything related to piracy at all...

[@crazycarlos08]

@@UltraHylia IIRC it's in the article about Mario series controversies

[@blueninjagaming148]

BRO THE PFP I USED TO LOVE TOONTOWN AS A KID 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@UltraHylia]

@@crazycarlos08 Yeah, I just checked and it's there

[@notarobot69420]

I love how these videos say "Anti-Piracy Screen" and then have like 70 screens Edit: bruh why does this have 100+ likes

[@elizabetharmstrong6511]

They should rename it "piracy measures."

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

Where?

[@notarobot69420]

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 the title

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

@@notarobot69420 Where are the 70 screens?

[@notarobot69420]

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 I mean the Anti-Piracy sections of the video go on longer then the presumed 1 screen that the title suggests

[@flaviapederzini]

I know this is a Mayro video but still didn't know what to expect

[@jorgephobia2191]

6:20 "why should anyone pay to see my dad die?" Even bowser Jr knows that his dad will lose

[@MintyTheRobloxVideoMaker]

Take it back

[@jorgephobia2191]

You said that not me

[@Mayonnaise1100]

That’s sus

[@fatyoshi1456]

Fat Yoshi brother!!!!!

[@vurvo574]

Remember kids: Piracy is *no* party

[@elreycharmeleon7522]

Same as No Pirlo No Party

[@dive2520]

Debatable 0:21

[@K3vM16]

Piracy is *no* adventure

[@kerfrizz3050]

What do you mean? Piracy is the best party of all, it's free Luckily these anti piracy screens are fake so we can actually enjoy the real games for free

[@kerfrizz3050]

@@zuluistheking go ahead they cant find me lol

[@clo.d2217]

Bowser Jr: Who would pay to see my dad die?? Meanwile in the castle Bowser : *Hihi Big jaw go brrrrr*

[@gramhamr2764]

BLUE TOAD: HEHE ME CHEST GO BRRRR UP

[@imcooliguess5759]

World map: *slowmo drawer falls*

[@MintyTheRobloxVideoMaker]

😠

[@Freddyhasalotofrizz]

But now we get to kill his dad for free

[@Iggy3434]

“Piracy is a crime even in 2D”

[@knucklestheechidna5564]

This is when you get brick’d’ve

[@Enclume]

Piracy is no party lo

[@Ghosty_Dosty]

People who plays on emulators: I see this is an absolute win

[@Ghosty_Dosty]

@scottxd31 uhh, no

[@cookburgersrobloxrat1768]

Why not scared toad

[@chesterthechickeneater1302]

7:28 “AAAGHH! Theif! Don’t steal my stuff! Captions: “Mexico”

[@edas._.403]

:v

[@MrNolan]

Avocados from-

[@odinlavaloon8767]

XD

[@richmkw]

@@MrNolan Mexico

[@ZukaTheSoilderZebra]

@@MrNolan Avocados 🥑 from Mexico 🇲🇽

[@UltraHylia]

0:23 I can't stop laughing at Peach's huge head omg. And the other characters deformed bodies too. But Peach especially 😂

[@timothyowen4785]

I can't stop laughing at Luigi's tiny head 🤣

[@louisduhamel4040]

She big brain

[@montydoesgames]

Beeg head Peach

[@leoburgermanstudios3204]

For some reason I can’t stop laughing at Ludwig

[@tinkywinkyelwey1567]

And luigi

[@iggystrawco.4646]

Bowser Jr: Why would anyone PAY to see my dad die? Disney: PrOfEt MaTe

[@Evanxbdlt]

Nintendo*

[@iggystrawco.4646]

No I actually meant diney because all parents die in there movies

[@iggystrawco.4646]

@@Evanxbdlt I meant disney

[@gamermike111]

@@iggystrawco.4646 but boswer doesn't belong to disney?

[@iggystrawco.4646]

@@gamermike111 I know My point is that disney makes money of of movies where the main charaters parents die *sigh*

[@tabby8298]

*Alternate Title for the Game:* _Super Mario Bros. Wii but its CreepyPasta material_

[@ukanaakka]

Hello, person with the same profile picture!

[@chamtheman551]

lol

[@tabby8298]

@@ukanaakka Hi UwU

[@zdelrod829]

Or Super Mario Bros. Wii: Corrupted from Pirates

[@Mel0nCake404]

It's a vinesauce corruption

[@ChimpsR4]

Luigi: Where do you work out? Peach: The library

[@isaacpaintsemrouboanderline.]

Big brain

[@Oktosushi]

𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙

[@fgteevharleymarie2798]

I don’t get it

[@SuperNerdAdamsGarage]

@@fgteevharleymarie2798 me neither, someone please explain

[@fgteevharleymarie2798]

@itsarandomcartridge yes lol

[@hopgamingofficial691]

This is one of the more high quality anti-piracy messages

[@MayroSMM]

Thank you so much

[@KendoKetsu]

Can we just appreciate the amount of effort that was put into this. These are normally clips that span a minute or so, but Mayro just created an entire storyline to it! I think that this is amazing, especially for a trending joke. Nice one, Mayro :)

[@MayroSMM]

thank you!

[@toad6453]

No enemies, toads, humans or Quags were harmed during the making of this video

[@rundas2141]

What about wigglers?

[@faceremover]

We don't talk about the wigglers around here

[@Zerodoesntknow]

@@rundas2141 they WERE harmed

[@danielribeiro9678]

What about monsters? (Specifically, the species in Undertale.)

[@mairo5124]

and mario were harmed one time during sequence

[@2006man]

Funniest things about this video. 1. Ludwig's hair 2. The airship going left but Mario and co. going right 3. Bowser's head, obviously

[@CookedSpringtrap]

Meet the main cast! Mario Smolhead Weegee Floating DecapiToad. Toad Long Legs Beeghead Peach

[@thatadhdkid2009]

*t h i c c c a n o n*

[@local_demi_boy5833]

I turned into donald duck laughing at this comment

[@E-MotionVerse]

smol cake

[@TheSteve0409]

And bowser, who is 99% lower jaw

[@luckywii8731]

Underrated comment

[@koreanpandas]

Alternative title: Mario walking Asmr

[@Decommissioned]

Once when I pirated this game the Nintendo ninjas broke through my bedroom window and held me for ransom

[@rosar78rockgames29]

Same

[@SynthDragon7]

Same

[@abyssionyt]

Same

[@SuperNerdAdamsGarage]

Same

[@FROZTYBAEEEEE]

Wait there is a thing called Nintendo ninjas?

[@bagel4943]

I love how Bowser just T-Poses at random intervals

[@deadchannel1192]

Same 😂

[@You-topia]

This feels like the genocide run of undertale lol

[@MayroSMM]

Yeah that was the inspiration haha

[@matcha_eats_drywall]

@@MayroSMM imagine if this measure wasn't fan made (dont get me wrong its awesome) also srry for the @

[@danielribeiro9678]

*You played a level... **B u t n o b o d y c a m e .*

[@You-topia]

@SGvidsPlayz Mayro does too!

[@minerdiamond1490]

Ah yes, long Toriel

[@Chipfoxxo]

I love how Mario is the only normal one in the intro

[@MCsonic537]

Would peaches head even fit in the airship?

[@unknownEXE-ng4fz]

I'm surprised she managed to get stuck in that cage

[@tigerlover2853]

The lack of music and enemies adds so much to this, it’s amazing how much more creepy you can make something by adding less. And through all of this, mario still speed runs the game.

[@woahsauce2343]

6:28 i can really appreciate how toad first lets you off mildly by demanding you to think about your actions and consider stopping yourself from continuing the crime, instead of something instantaneously morbid or edgy like "DIE PIRATE DIE DIE D"

[@lilithramirez7719]

I love how each level got progressively more cursed than the last.

[@hadikassir9958]

This was a masterpiece of an anti-piracy screen. Loved everything that led up to that message in the end, and it was pretty weird and creepy as expected. Well done Mayro!

[@ramofmight_]

Ok bur the cursed characters in the beginning is funny asf

[@mbdg6810]

Imagine the whole game in “anti-piracy” mode where there aren’t enemies or hazards.

[@amethyphoenix]

only to get trolled by the final bowser fight at the end of the game.

[@abyssionyt]

@@amethyphoenix yea and he would be impossible to beat and he insta-kills you with even a star or tier 3 powerup

[@amethyphoenix]

@@abyssionyt INdeedy

[@NadIsntThere]

Gamers playing on pirated versions of Nintendo games: “please turn off the system now” Gamers playing on emulators: *P e r i s h*

[@thatcertaingoomba3763]

You’re not sonic

[@NadIsntThere]

@@thatcertaingoomba3763 YOU WILL REGRET THIS >:;

[@ThePlushLuigiBros2018]

The hex code at 0:17 translates to: "Stan Quagsire"

[@TheLostStars]

LUL

[@ronrom05able]

Correct!

[@rumilottie]

Are we also going to ignore the fact that Bowser was in Larry's castle?? 😂

[@NadIsntThere]

Nintendo be like: “Please report this *stolen* copy or we will be *knocking on your door* very soon.”

[@paxgallery6646]

3:17 Why did it creep me out more that the exit music played than that the music wasn't playing

[@Neurolayt]

Therapist: T Posing cursed bowser isnt real it can't hurt you T Posing cursed bowser: 9:46

[@eimazd]

File select buttons: "pls" (x3) "subscribe" (x2) Peach's castle: "Stan Quagsire" Very nice.

[@furballisticfinn6881]

lmao peachs castle in hex code is Stan Quagsire And the saves spell out pls with the bottom buttons spelling out subscribe “pls subscribe” “Stan Quagsire” HMMMMMMMMMM

[@chamtheman551]

Can we all appreciate Mayro for accidentally making a Princess Peach bobble head

[@kirbykraftgames]

Who said it was accidental?

[@TheSteve0409]

Accident or not. It's the bobbliest of heads

[@user-mw4ss3ju1c]

Ship: *go backwards* Mario and crew: *GO OPPOSITE WAY*

[@ImANoob_YT]

But it’s opposite day

[@mattwhisner2902]

honestly, a version of this game like in the beginning cutscene, where everything is hilariously warped and messed up, would be so great

[@Dark_is_human]

Bowser:hold on before we fight let me T-pose

[@sberky98]

mom: what are you laughing at? me: nothing my head:

[@carolmerritt2240]

What do you mean this is great! Theres not a single coin!

[@kiwitheleafeon]

the fact that the whole begining looked like a YTP

[@kiwitheleafeon]

@@rafaellasimoes.a ????

[@crogthecavonmoon9081]

Wow. Absolutely amazing. I’m shaking right now

[@superpeytendo64]

0:43 The ultimate power manuevere. Now the Marios will never know where they went

[@glowingfox704]

Is it possible to beat NSMBWii EU anti-piracy edition without touching any coins, killing any enemies or collecting any power ups, all with out hearing the music go bah?

[@teamawesomeness7137]

there are no coins or power-ups in this edition.

[@SynthDragon7]

No it is not possible, there are far too many enemies, plus the unavoidable coins in 1-3.

[@jss4726]

Well yes, but actually no

[@Soul_King77]

@@teamawesomeness7137 Seriously?You didnt get it?

[@footisman2059]

@@teamawesomeness7137 r/woosh

[@orla_3973]

The hex code at the start translates to ‘pls subscribe’ That’s actually a really good tactic dude.

[@enby-ralsei]

she revoked our music rights

[@titusfeuerfuchs6475]

Is she a she? I mean she looks like a he

[@titusfeuerfuchs6475]

I respect that have a nice day

[@topsyturvy1097]

@@titusfeuerfuchs6475 she looks... like... herself??? She has the long hair and the cute vibes and everything

[@titusfeuerfuchs6475]

But her voice...

[@topsyturvy1097]

@@titusfeuerfuchs6475 is really pretty!

[@noobyplays3981]

im reading the hex-codes in place of the normal text. nice replacement for "today is princess peaches birthday"

[@spawncampingnoob]

omg i can't believe nintendo's european division would do this, i just wanted to play new super mario brothers for the nintendo virtual boy

[@MadmanBuck]

This this is brilliant. The first one of these to actually have an atmosphere to have tension it's so good

[@topsyturvy1097]

Bahaha, this got a laugh or seven out of me.

[@Coconut-wv9xs]

“Custom music” ah yes some real bangers indeed

[@adamzero_]

should've kept yoshi in. He committed tax fraud you know, so he would be your ally.

[@amethyphoenix]

I think the point is that "tax fraud" is lesser of a crime compared to piracy, in the scheme of these fake anti-piracy vids.

[@MostMetalRowan]

DAMN. You really went the extra extra mile. I didn't think you would make one of these, but damn am I glad you did!

[@TubJub]

Why is mario so happy or even excited at times

[@DubstepJoltik]

There's so much fun stuff to look at and notice in this video, even during the levels that are completely barren lmao; this was really fun to watch and it's nice to see a really trend with so much creative potential like anti-piracy videos take off like this

[@idle198]

OMG!!!!! i can't believe nintendo would include this in their game, i am absolutely terrified, mayrosmm, delete this video right now because it scares me edit: still waiting for the removal of the video 😤

[@Banaanbanaam]

This isn’t official though so Nintendo didn’t

[@nettieklok5952]

@@Banaanbanaam y/wooooosh

[@totallyahuman5055]

@@nettieklok5952 we get it you use reddit

[@0DHatesInfants]

@@totallyahuman5055 No. That's YEDDIT, it's different because that's an y/

[@envy8228]

@@0DHatesInfants this reply will never get the appreciation it deserves

[@warionumbahone7642]

It honestly makes sense that Bowser Jr. actually thinks better of Mario since he pirated the game, it makes more sense than enemies telling him to not be a thief.

[@jackdey9153]

3:10 woah I didn’t know that was a secret path

[@lichensubmarine4051]

This is a whole new kind of cursed...

[@marielaoviedo8789]

Do a coin-less run on this THERE ARE NO COINS XD

[@SynthDragon7]

But that would be too hard, there are WAY too many coins.

[@SuperNerdAdamsGarage]

@@SynthDragon7 Pirated EU copy of NSMBW: I can fix that.

[@markdork801]

That makes me wanna pirate nsmb2 so i dont get any coins

[@nicalister]

Someday I will make a game with the most elaborate Anti-Piracy Measures.

[@optimisticwatermelon]

Do you give me permission to pirate it so I can do a video on it?

[@nicalister]

@@optimisticwatermelon Yes

[@nnasimok]

9:38 Hey look! It's SMG4 Bowser!

[@JaggedBird]

The anatomy and perportions of everything is fucking hilarious in the cutscenes and fight Also someone send this to Ceave, a true pointless run

[@thespiderwhisperer]

My therapist: alolan toad doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you Alolan toad: 0:23

[@seriousnorbo3838]

1:04 My favourite powerup, the neck cutting mushroom

[@Smg3_simp]

@@seriousnorbo3838 the penguin suit also went insane

[@aetern834]

honestly this took so long it was rather a demo version

[@deloen]

This is definitely the most cursed one I've seen

[@clothinghanger6978]

No one's talking about how actually good the tower looks here

[@kwon4806]

Okay but i really loved this one, if it was real, the intention wouldn't be to scare the children out, but just teach them that this is bad, and people won't like you for it. I may go a little too far haha, but great work queen

[@furballisticfinn6881]

KZbin: 2 comments Also KZbin: 1, take it or leave it

[@amarigrover2685]

Ship: goes left Mario and others: *Runs the other way*

[@ivoryvt]

I like the fact the intro is as cursed as possible.

[@IsaacHND]

Therapist: Extremely cursed New Super Mario Bros Wii intro cutscene isn't real. It can't hurt you Extremely cursed New Super Mario Bros Wii intro cutscene:

[@sleeepys_]

But my game looked like this as a kid 😰😰😰

[@pumpkincat8336]

sus

[@XdXd-vd1ih]

Imagine beating the game like that. You know, Bowser at 1-4. Level changes and missing objects

[@DanielNakulaTV]

0:43 The ship goes rewind

[@sansthefunnyskeleton8606]

by the way, the save files say "pls", the modes say "subscribe" and the intro text says "stan quagsire"

[@JoelTheParrot]

i'd watch it now but the internet's off

[@JustSt3ven]

How'd you post the comment doe? (Sorry if there's a joke here and i don't get it just don't wooosh me plz)

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@JustSt3ven yeah i dunno, it like, lets me comment while my internet is off. my internet is automatically disabled after a certain time but i can still leave youtube comments and posts on blue bird and stuff. no viewing media that isn't cached though. it's... really weird. don't worry, no woosh! it doesn't make sense to me either!

[@lampishboi]

That's wierd

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@lampishboi agreed

[@P3ashooter025]

Mario: *normal* Luigi: *small head with big torso* Blue toad: *long torso but normal head* Yellow toad: *head floating and torso way down* Peach: *huge head with small torso* Tell me the others in the replies! :D

[@mikeycardwell5523]

I didn’t know that peach was one of those bobble head figures

[@thenumber27issomehowtaken]

Ben Drowned has nothing on anti-piracy screens.

[@BethTheCat]

Game: *No enemies, no power-ups, everything is suspenseful* Me: "Hold up"

[@fadedgames1]

10:01 The sound I make when I have a seizure:

[@JOOT49]

Wow mayr, I gotta say the modding skills demonstrated to make this even more incredible

[@carolmerritt2240]

The music reminds me of an undertale genocide run Especially the castle one

[@MayroSMM]

Yeah that was the inspiration! I wanted to slow the music down so it sounds like "In My Way"

[@notfloweyyt7618]

@@MayroSMM and that’s the day you made mario unnerving.

[@Sophie_Dreemurr]

OK, this is the most funniest anti-piracy screen I ever seen in my life.

[@sluggy4574]

mayro makes blatant attempt to beat coinless by pirating games, this is so sad.

[@abrar939]

Dude how did u put the blue coin in ur name bruh. I wanna know pls

[@luckywii8731]

@@abrar939 He joined the channel

[@spookyubers1202]

"Dang! The disk must be scratched! I knew that disk storage thing was shady!"